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1 root 1.4 [ein tag nach arvoreens geburtstagsfeier]
2     [07:35] <JanMan> hehe, schmorp zur flasche betreffend reiserfs: "It's dead Jim" :)
3     %%
4     [about a broken perl module by Larry Wall]
5     [03:02] <schmorp> beschwer dich doch mal bei larry ;)
6     ...
7     [03:03] <JanMan> larry sagt sicher: aber als "awk" replacement ist perl ok, oder ? :)
8     %%
9 root 1.3 [From: Alan Cox]
10     > The executive, Irving Wladawsky-Berger, an I.B.M. vice president, said,
11     > "If we thought this was a trap, we wouldn't be doing it, and as you
12     > know, we have a lot of lawyers."
13    
14     I loved that. It's in my fortune file now ;)
15    
16     Alan
17     %%
18 root 1.2 [JanMan über O'Reilly]
19     [07:41] <JanMan> naja, Win32-Buecher ohne ende.
20     [07:42] <JanMan> Powering a machine on in the Win32 environment.
21     [07:42] <JanMan> nene, scherz am rande. fuer geld ziehen sie sich aus.
22     [07:42] <JanMan> aber die DE-Leute sind ok.
23     %%
24     [JanMan beim suchen eines exploits in OpenSSL]
25     [07:05] <JanMan> das nenne ich russisch:
26     [07:05] <JanMan> EVP_PKEY *key = NULL;
27     [07:05] <JanMan> STACK_OF(PKCS12_SAFEBAG) *bags = NULL;
28     [07:05] <JanMan> STACK_OF(PKCS7) *safes = NULL;
29     [07:05] <JanMan> PKCS12_SAFEBAG *bag = NULL;
30     [07:08] <JanMan> (#define STACK_OF(type) struct stack_st_##type)
31     %%
32     Hlade's Law:
33     If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person -- they
34     will find an easier way to do it.
35     %%
36     [Über Marco, der immer noch nicht bemerkt hat, das man sein gecos-Feld auf
37     "Marco Maisenhelder \(Micro$oft-Fetischist\)" gesetzt hat.]
38     >> Der wird es auch nie schnallen ;-)
39     > aber echt argllll. Oh Herr schmeiss Hirn vom Himmel (hoffentlich triffts
40     > den richtigen.
41     %%
42 root 1.1 [from janmans .sig]
43     > " Man gebe jedem Niedersachsen - seinen eigenen Castor-Kasten. "
44     %%
45     [a small perl program]
46     :(); { :: | :: } ;
47     %%
48     [a small fork-bomb for bash]
49     :() { : | : ;} ; :
50     %%
51     [messages I got while trying to get files from a windoze ftp server]
52     New: 464 files, 0 symlinks
53     <--- 501 Access violation at address 004E65B5 in module 'G6FTPSrv.exe'. Read of address 00000000
54     <--- 501 Access violation at address 004E65B5 in module 'G6FTPSrv.exe'. Read of address 00000000
55     <--- 501 Access violation at address 004E65B5 in module 'G6FTPSrv.exe'. Read of address 00000000
56     %%
57     From: Jarkko Hietaniemi
58     [...]
59    
60     >Would gcc exports step forward? How long back does the -traditional-cpp
61    
62     Must. Get. More. Sleep. s/ports/perts/
63     %%
64     > There is a mechanism for this already. It is called overloaded
65     > constants.
66    
67     I have a mechanism that can replace Perl: it's called Turing's machine.
68     Or an abacus, for that matter. More details on your proposed solution
69     would be conducive for further discussion.
70     %%
71     > Is there a kernel development irc room anywhere? If not, does anyone think
72     > it might be useful?
73    
74     I'd just like to point out that it's called a channel, not a
75     room. Room is a term introduced by AOL, and I don't think it has
76     much to do with IRC.
77     %%
78     From: Linus Torvalds <torvalds@transmeta.com>
79     Subject: Re: Linux 2.4.2 fails to merge mmap areas, 700% slowdown.
80    
81     [...]
82     Cool. Somebody actually found a real case.
83    
84     I'll fix the mmap case asap. Its' not hard, I just waited to see if it
85     ever actually triggers. Something like g++ certainly counts as major.
86     %%
87     [sorry, that's internal, folks ;)]
88     [07:17] <marco2> elmex heisst jetzt plagiator...
89     %%
90     [http://www.latimes.com/business/cutting/20010405/t000029080.html]
91    
92     Like all good paranoid fantasies, mine has a villain: the Japanese.
93     Japanese electronics designers have been deliberately building
94     clocks into everything in hopes of weakening our industrial might.
95    
96     Now, you might say, "Dave, that's crazy talk. The Japanese have a
97     lot more of these gadgets than we do. They're gadget freaks,
98     man. They'd be hurt by this as much as we are, or even more." Which
99     shows how much you know, pal.
100    
101     The Japanese don't have daylight saving time.
102     %%
103     [messages we got while we massacred our institute's configuration]
104     /scsi2/user2# Apr 5 00:01:17 islhp7 sendmail[1539]: savemail: HELP!!!!
105     Apr 5 00:08:16 islhp7 sendmail[1626]: savemail: HELP!!!!
106     %%
107     [a JAPH using doubled characters only]
108     s//pprriinntt ""JJuusstt AAnnootthheerr PPeerrll HHaacckkeerr,,""22//11;;
109     y yzzyyccss;;##s
110     s((((.................................))((((((((..??))))))))))(($$11))ee;;
111     %%
112     [from the FWP mailinglist]
113     > OR is spelled "|" in the version of Perl I have, not "&" :)
114     Your version of perl sucks.
115     %%
116     [01:43] <elmex_> ah-oh-uh
117     [01:44] <schmorp> leitung durchhacken
118     [01:44] <elmex_> wieso? welche?
119     [01:45] <schmorp> die, auf der du nach dem durchhacken auch noch sitzt? ;9
120     [02:03] <elmex_> das mit dem durchhacken daurert noch
121     [02:03] <elmex_> da isn stahltraeger in der wand
122     [02:04] <elmex_> muss ich erst drumherum
123     [02:04] <elmex_> ;)
124     [02:04] <schmorp> ist doch gut. seine leitungen soltle man ja auch nicht durchhacken
125     [02:04] <elmex_> nich? aber du sachstes doch?
126     [02:05] <schmorp> *sigh*
127     %%
128     I agree the message is pretty useless: you need to know what it means
129     before you can understand it :)
130     %%
131     > now. Rather than the current system of "measure this item onscreen
132     > and enter the figure from your ruler" to calculate DPI, I think it
133     > would be more userfriendly to have the shape of some common object
134     > that you could stretch to fit. For example, you could select A4
135     > paper, place the top of a sheet against the monitor, and stretch or
136     > shrink the virtual outline until it fits the physical outline. That
137     > would give a pretty decent measurement, I think
138    
139     IMHO (I have thought about this before) the perfect object is a CD
140     There is nowhere in the world which does not have CDs, they are always
141     the same size to within mm and they are perfectly round, so they can
142     easily be used to check that your circles are circular _if_ that is
143     what you want (cheap screens will distort things too badly for this to
144     be worth attempting).
145    
146     I'm too busy to do anything about it though, so if a piece of A4 paper
147     floats your goat, go for it! It's about time the Americans finally
148     caught up to the 20th century and went metric anyway...
149    
150     Nick.
151     %%
152     From: "Mike Rebane" <reba0002@algonquincollege.com>
153     Date: Thu, 22 Mar 2001 12:48:48 -0500
154     X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook IMO, Build 9.0.2416 (9.0.2910.0)
155    
156     I dont know if you are the right person to be asking about this, but here it
157     goes anyways. I was wondering if you could direct me to some information on
158     how to hack into paysites. Im currently a networking student in college and
159     have a good knowledge of win 98 win 2000 and win NT. My e-mail adress is
160     magic_bone@hotmail.com
161     %%
162     > > > I guess then someone would want
163     > > > { ... } for (...) if ...;
164     > > > to work :-)
165     > >
166     > > Funnily enough I wrote that very thing only yesterday.
167     >
168     > Eh?
169     >
170     > $ perl -we '{ print "$_\n" } for (@a) if $a'
171     > syntax error at -e line 1, near ") if"
172    
173     He didn't say it worked. :)
174     %%
175     From: Jarkko Hietaniemi
176    
177     On Mon, Nov 20, 2000 at 08:10:52PM -0600, Jarkko Hietaniemi wrote:
178     > I find it irksome that
179     >
180     > for ( ... ) { ... } if ...;
181    
182     ...doesn't work, and that my send finger is too itchy.
183     %%
184     [a perl5 bug report]
185     From: Simon Cozens
186    
187     On Sat, Nov 18, 2000 at 05:49:55AM -0600, Dan Brumleve wrote:
188     > '' =~ ($re = qr((??{$i++ < 10e4 ? $re : ''})));
189     > Produces SIGSEGV.
190    
191     Looks like a feature to me.
192     %%
193     [Lukilein...]
194     "Wie man ein BSE-Unix überhaupt bedienen kann..."
195     %%
196     [hehe, the "critical thinking community", mainly located in the lesser
197     intelligent parts of the earth named "USA";)]
198    
199     "There are articles and studies showing that, at one time, all of Earth
200     continents were on one side of the planet. What the stories don't explore
201     is the question, if all the continents were on one side, what was on the
202     other? The other side has been described as a tremendous gap [...]"
203    
204     "We can see clear proof that the continents were all once connected by
205     simply looking at a map of the Earth and seeing how the pieces fit. That
206     would only mean that at one time, Earth was basically half a planet. If
207     you were to syphon all the water off of Earth's surface, you would see a
208     large gapping hole where the ocean has filled in this tremendous missing
209     part of the Earth. Where did it go? Why is Earth only half a planet?"
210     %%
211     [following cites are from Crypto-Gram 20010315]
212     I'll just reprint this from their Web site: "iBallot.Com uses a number of
213     security and encryption features that, when combined, provide a very high
214     level of security throughout the entire voting process. The details of
215     this process are proprietary, for obvious reasons. It does not make a
216     great deal of sense to disclose how the iBallot.Com security system works
217     only to have a hacker come into the system, read about the system's
218     security, defeat the security and tamper with the voting process. For this
219     reason, iBallot.Com does not publish its security processes. However, with
220     the foregoing being said, the iBallot.Com system does employ encryption and
221     secure server technology to ensure that the entire voting process is fair,
222     accurate and not subject to tampering."
223    
224     Encryption and secure server technology.... Boy, I certainly feel
225     better. Good thing they don't disclose their security; if they did some
226     hacker might read about it and break it. Who *are* these guys?
227    
228     <http://www.iballot.com/faq2.cfm?docid=28>
229     %%
230     It's too late; Microsoft fixed it. But just a few days ago there was one
231     more Q/A between the second and third question. It read: "Will the virus
232     impact my Macintosh if I am using a non-Microsoft e-mail program, such as
233     Eudora? If you are using a Macintosh e-mail program that is not from
234     Microsoft, we recommend checking with that particular company. But most
235     likely other e-mail programs like Eudora are not designed to enable virus
236     replication."
237     <http://www.microsoft.com/mac/products/office/2001/virus_alert.asp>
238     %%
239     [just some private thoughts]
240     Ever asked yourself why your handheld irda communication is so slow?
241    
242     IrOBEX (Irda Object Exchange): A standard made by Microsoft, and it really
243     shows.
244    
245     First of all, it is utterly inefficient in transfers: RTT totally dictates
246     transfer speed, not a good thing with Irda (which has a high RTT). This
247     totally circumvents the sliding windows irda protocol.
248    
249     Also, the IrOBEX specification talks a lot about "Unicode" text without
250     defining it (except through totally wrong descriptions like "Unicode
251     is two bytes/character", showing their total lack of knowledge since
252     this is just plain wrong. I wonder what they mean with "Unicode", some
253     MS-proprietary format? Not unlikely, given what they did to iso-8859-1).
254    
255     Reading through that document you will find that it would have been easy
256     to find people doing a better job. Actually, I think even apes would come
257     up with a saner protocol.
258     %%
259     [voting by television, the american way...]
260     "They [voters] were like, 'Who are all these people? I thought it was only Bush
261     and Gore running,' " Tyson said.
262    
263     Many voters believed the 10 candidates were running for different offices and
264     cast votes for several of them, Tyson said. Some Spanish-speaking or Haitian
265     voters may have had difficulty understanding directions, Tyson said.
266     %%
267     IBM has withdrawn CPRM...
268     <http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1006-201-4922288-0.html?tag=mn_hd>
269     ...and replaced it with something almost identical:
270     <http://slashdot.org/yro/01/02/23/2134255.shtml>
271     A good analysis by John Gilmore:
272     <http://cryptome.org/cprm-smoke.htm>
273     &&
274     [Midori-Linux FAQ]
275     Q: What can I do about Netscape crashing?
276     A: Any experienced user of Linux Netscape is used to
277     seeing it crash and the included version of Linux Netscape
278     is no exception. This is probably not good, but the product
279     does not come with source code. The workaround is to run
280     Netscape in a loop.
281     %%
282     Subject: [reiserfs-list] Free Space - Where did it go?
283     %%
284     [Technologieregion Karlsruhe (und andere)]
285     marco: Die Region zwischen Stuttgart, Heilbronn und Karlsruhe produziert
286     mehr als Laender wie Schweden, die Schweiz oder Spanien!
287     marco: Im neuesten Technologiebarometer von wired stehen wir auf Platz 2
288     hinter dem Silicon Valley in bezug auf Technologie und Infrastruktur
289     %%
290     [2001-03-14, 3sat, Kulturzeit zum Absturz der MIR:]
291     "ist mir egal"
292     %%
293     From: Hans Reiser
294     Subject: [reiserfs-list] fsck now uses lost and found!
295    
296     Dad, make sure the docs get updated.
297     %%
298     [debugging message found in the siemens data exchange software]
299     hallole
300     %%
301     I have seen that many drives either have a pathetically small queue or
302     have completely broken tagged queueing. I guess thats what happens when
303     most vendors target their hardware for micro$oft.
304     %%
305     1925 With a drink so good, 'tis folly to be thirsty
306     1929 The high sign of refreshment
307     1929 The pause that refreshes
308     1930 It had to be good to get where it is
309     1932 The drink that makes a pause refreshing
310     1935 The pause that brings friends together
311     1937 STOP for a pause... GO refreshed
312     1938 The best friend thirst ever had
313     1939 Thirst stops here
314     1942 It's the real thing
315     1947 Have a Coke
316     1961 Zing! what a REFRESHING NEW FEELING
317     1963 Things go better with Coke
318     1969 Face Uncle Sam with a Coke in your hand
319     1979 Have a Coke and a smile
320     1982 Coke is it!
321     -- Coca-Cola slogans
322     %%
323     [strings recently found in my /proc/cpuinfo]
324     model name : Heavily Overclocked Pentium II (Klamath) (266Mhz/66Mhz FSB)
325     %%
326     [02:24] <elmex> schmorp:
327     [02:24] <elmex> ich wollte mal meine logik ueberpruefen an deiner erfahrung
328     %%
329     [Die letzte Woche war zuviel für Paul]
330     Nach mehrstuendigen Laptop-um-/-neu-/-rauf- und runterinstallationen
331     erlitt unser allseits bekannter und beliebter RechnerHiWi
332     islpaul.bettinger am heutigen Nachmittag einen Totalabsturz. Nach der
333     Meldung "Die Anwendung 'Installiere Cheflaptop' wurde aufgrund eines
334     ungueltigen Vorganges beendet" begann er sinnlose Lieder zu singen "Die
335     Karawane zieht weiter, der Sultan haelt durch". Unmittelbar darauf
336     wurde seine Brille blau, der Schriftzug "Allgemeine Schutzverletzung"
337     erschien. Nach einem Reboot durch Roland (ehemaliger Fussballer, zum
338     booten also gut geeignet), meldete Paul nur noch "Bitte Windows 2000 CD
339     einlegen" (siehe dazu die vorige PTS-Mitteilung). Nach Einlegen einer
340     Linux-Bootdiskette konnte Paul im Single User Modus wiederbelebt werden
341     - allerdings nur mit einem Bruchteil seiner urspruenglichen Faehigkeiten
342     (640k Speicher, 16bit Farbwahrnehmung, kein Plug&Play). Er plant nun eine
343     Karriere als Windows Sysadmin oder Java Programmierer.
344    
345     Beileidbekundungen und Spenden bitte an
346     hi09@isl.mach.uni-karlsruhe.de
347     %%
348     [RMS about gcc snapshots]
349     From: Richard Stallman <rms@gnu.org>
350    
351     [...] Red Hat did make their own release from a snapshot, which was an
352     uncool thing to do. [...]
353     %%
354     "Als das Universum einige zehntausend Jahre alt war - logarithmisch
355     betrachtet also vor relativ kurzer Zeit -, ..."
356     [Spektrum der Wissenschaft, 3/2001, S. 38]
357     %%
358     "Es ist ein wunderbar beglückendes Gefühl, wenn ein selbstgefertigtes
359     Programm zum ersten Mal in die Rechenmaschine eingelesen wird, wenn die
360     Maschine anschließend rechnet und die richtigen Resultate ausdruckt."
361    
362     "Manche Programmierer erliegen dem Rausch dieses Gefühls so sehr,
363     daß sie süchtig werden und über dem Programmieren andere Dinge
364     vernachlässigen. Erfahrungsgemäß hört diese Sucht nach 0.5 bis 2 Jahren
365     von selbst auf und macht dann häufig sogar einer gewissen Abneigung gegen
366     die Maschinen Platz."
367     [Prof. Dr. Karl Nickel (TH Karlsruhe), "ALGOL Praktikum", 1964]
368     %%
369     My previous job, and some contract work I have done, involved writing
370     software for Windows. My WORST problems were incompatibilities between
371     Windows NT and Windows 95. The APIs do NOT, I repeat NOT! NOT! NOT!
372     work the same on the various Windows flavors, as soon as you start
373     doing non-trivial applications. Three times at least, portability
374     problems from NT to Win95 cost me sleepless nights. Debugging stuff
375     like that is hell when you don't have the source.
376    
377     And when things break on Win95 where they ran on NT, what do you do,
378     run a debugger on Win95, where a crash can (and will) bring down the
379     whole system? Ugh, the horror.
380     %%
381     > You know XOR is patented (yes, the logical bit operation XOR).
382    
383     US Patent #4,197,590 held by NuGraphics, Inc.
384     %%
385     Legend has it Microsoft once found a patent of theirs which IBM appeared
386     to have infringed, and were very excited at the possibility of something
387     to hold over IBM, so their lawyers met IBM's lawyers. The MS lawyers
388     beamed "look at our patent you've infringed!" IBM's lawyers replied "look
389     at this pile of our patents YOU'VE infringed... let's start with this
390     one. A Tab key." MS suddenly realised they were outlawyered...
391     %%
392     From: David Woodhouse
393     > Okay, so if we are going to get real stupid about the whole thing, I
394     > wonder if Microsloth is going to patent the patent?
395    
396     Filing nuisance patents for obvious stuff which shouldn't ever get granted
397     is a viable business method and as such is patentable in the US.
398    
399     After all, what patent officer is going to point out the prior art?
400     %%
401     http://vger.kernel.org/lkml/#s3-9
402     %%
403     [recently on linux-kernel]
404     From: Alan Cox
405     > > Yeah. We can have this as part of the locale settings, changable by
406     > > echoing the desired locale string to /proc/sys/kernel/lc_all.
407     >
408     > Just an idea, . . but isn't this something better done in userland?
409    
410     Please remember this is an international list. For the benefit of certain
411     users please mark all sarcasm with the word NOT or a simply face
412     %%
413     From: Russell King
414     Date: Sat, 3 Feb 2001 23:31:26 +0000 (GMT)
415     To: Albert D. Cahalan
416    
417     Albert D. Cahalan writes:
418     > The units seem to vary. I suggest using fundamental SI units.
419     > That would be meters, kilograms, seconds, and maybe a very
420     > few others -- my memory fails me on this.
421    
422     iirc, SI comes from France, and therefore it should be "metres"
423    
424     [flames to /dev/null please] ;)
425     %%
426     [11:19] <pho3nix> ich hoffe du bist dir im klaren darüber, das ein Mensch,
427     der was von dir hielt, jetzt so beleidigt wurde, dass er nichts mehr mit
428     dir zu tun haben will, COMMUNICATION END
429     [11:19] <schmorp> pho3nix: ich weiss ja nochnichtmal, warum?
430     %%
431     [über "Mediengestaltung"]
432     [10:39] <elmex|Zz> pho3nix: information mit desingt ueberlagern
433     [10:40] <schmorp> elmex|Zz: ueberlagern oder erestzen, das its hier die frage?
434     %%
435     [perldoc perlembed]
436     You can sometimes _write_faster_code_ in C, but you can always _write_code_faster_ in Perl.
437     %%
438     [03:34] <JanMan> Arvoreen: elmex-werbung: "Nur echt elmex, wenn Lukas drinnsteckt" :)
439     %%
440     [09:26] <JanMan> bevor du arbeiten auf lukas-server nimm den job als massenmoerder.
441     [09:34] <JanMan> elmex: pass' auf, dass keine loop entsteht:
442     nameserver->lukas_arsch->lukas->dein_arsch->du->name-server
443     %%
444     [linux/net/ipv4/netfilter/ip_nat_ftp.c]
445     /* So there I am, in the middle of my `netfilter-is-wonderful'
446     talk in Sydney, and someone asks `What happens if you try
447     to enlarge a 64k packet here?'. I think I said something
448     eloquent like `fuck'. */
449     %%
450     [20:44] <elmex|aw> ich werde mir nochmal ueberlegen ob ich heute nochmal hier her komme......
451     %%
452     [09:40] <kiki> zu spaet
453     [09:40] <JanMan> kiki: hey, blasen hilft jetzt auch nicht mehr...
454     [09:41] <kiki> lutschen hat noch nie bei dir geholfen
455     [09:41] <kiki> aushungern schon
456     [09:41] <JanMan> elmex: ja, das hat mit blume + biene zu tun.
457     [09:41] <elmex> ?
458     [09:42] <elmex> JanMan: ich kenne mich schon sehr wohl damit aus. nur halt noch keine erfarung
459     %%
460     [Sierpinski Triangle, by Rich Morin]
461     for$y(0..31){for(0..31){print$_&$y?$":'*'}print$/}
462     %%
463     [From RDFStore::Stanford::Digest::Util, which is a java library ported to
464     perl:]
465    
466     $SIG{__WARN__} = sub { return undef; }; #to take off the bloody utf warns
467    
468     [now, as for some comments: it took me hours to debug code that used warn
469     to, well, warn users but the users didn't see anything. The intent of the
470     above code was obviously to get rid of the "illegal multibyte character"
471     warning in perl. This is the typical way a java programmer reacts to bugs
472     in his code: "I don't understand this computer thing anyway, so let's just
473     disable the message and pray it works"]
474     %%
475     [Another "one-liner" mail... Please spam him ;)]
476     From: "Alexander Daskalov" <alexanderd@alexsmail.com>
477     Date: Mon, 5 Feb 2001 12:44:11 -0800
478     X-Mailer: <IMail v6.05>
479    
480     I was just curious how many people are on ths gimp mailing list? Whoever+
481     can see this message please reply with a simple answer like: i am, or+
482     i'm on the list!, etc. Please reply, i thik everybody else might want to+
483     know this same information, it also gives us a chance to know each other+
484     better! So please reply to this message if on the mailing list!
485     %%
486     [I was looking for ISO3166 && ISO639 tables in the corresponding "local"
487     language, if applicable, and came up with this:]
488     http://www.tieke.fi/sc32wg1/wg1n155.pdf
489     %%
490     [imap-2000c/c-client/unix.c]
491     * This file is dedicated to my dog, Unix, also known as Yun-chan and
492     * Unix J. Terwilliker Jehosophat Aloysius Monstrosity Animal Beast. Unix
493     * passed away at the age of 11 1/2 on September 14, 1996, 12:18 PM PDT, after
494     * a two-month bout with cirrhosis of the liver.
495     %%
496     [from qmail's maildir(5)]
497     Many sites use Sun's Network Failure System (NFS), presumably because the
498     operating system vendor does not offer anything else.
499     %%
500     [Lukas Grundwald]
501     Der Film scheint echt gut zu sein: geht viel kaputt.
502     %%
503     [waiting for windows...]
504     http://www.cool-pix-server.de/pix/microsoft/microsoft002.jpg
505     %%
506     [x86 really is a cool design]
507     > For our specific purposes, that's not important. We already flush the cache
508     > before we create uncached regions (via ioremap_nocache). I understand that as a
509     > general Linux feature, you can't ignore cache incoherency, but I don't think
510     > it's a hard requirement.
511    
512     Actually you can't ignore it or the processor will have a heart attack
513     if the cached page mapping is used even speculatively. I've done some
514     experimenting, if the page is mapped cached in one place, and UCWC in
515     another, things will not work. Its extremely likely the processor will
516     cease to function. Its not like having cached and uncached mappings of
517     a page (which does work on the Intel processors, we use that feature in
518     the agpgart and the DRM in fact.) When you mark a page UCWC, you better
519     have removed all cached mappings or your asking for REAL trouble.
520     %%
521     > once again. On the Debian group it's invariably "how do I load
522     > Netscape?"
523    
524     can't be. debian sounds more like: "who do i have to ask for using
525     netscape, and do we all agree on /usr/local/bin/. ?"
526     %%
527     The COBOL language was created specifically to reduce the amount of
528     commenting necessary in a program, because the English-like sentence
529     structure could be read and understood by humans. The FORTRAN language was
530     created so that math types could "talk" in a language more familiar to
531     them, letting the computer take care of the details about how to perform
532     the specified task step-by-step.
533     %%
534     There is an old programmer's rule.
535    
536     "Documentation? Too bad. If the code was damned hard to write, it should
537     be damned hard to understand."
538     %%
539     [Linus]
540     Tabs are 8 characters. They are NOT adjustable. Never have been, never
541     will be. Anybody who thinks tabs are anything but 8 chars apart is just
542     wrong. It's that simple.
543     %%
544     [yes, thank you, it helps a lot ;)]
545     09:31] *** Joins: Unkn0wn [chaos@AC880AE2.ipt.aol.com] has joined #schmorp
546     [09:32] <Unkn0wn> Nah, I won't alert yas. Was just cruisin around and found your
547     site of H-games and thought bout thankin you for puttin it up. I figure most ppl
548     never take a moment to thank someone. =P <Bows, and heads back to #VB on
549     Undernet>
550     %%
551     [character normalization might be harmful]
552     > In short, normalizing prior to digesting AVOIDS allowing
553     > inconsequential changes to change the digest. If I have misunderstood the
554     > point of the section cited, I'm sure someone will correct me.
555    
556     Your scenario is correct as far as it goes. But consider a signed
557     document that contains an element or attribute named
558     "autorisation_de_découvert" ("credit limit").
559     A forged version of the document that contained the name
560     "autorization_de_de'couvert" (where ' = COMBINING ACUTE) would pass
561     a normalization + signature check. However, the document processor
562     might well fail to recognize it as having the semantics of "credit limit"
563     and treat it as unknown and to be ignored. Bad news: the forger
564     now appears to have unlimited credit!
565     %%
566     ["my spam"]
567     99% of mine is from China (either *.cn or 163.com or some other
568     numbering .com or .net. The .org is frowned upon in China - the TLD of
569     protestors and disidents). Half of what's left comes from either .kr
570     or .br. I'm fully in favor of an Internet Death Penalty against those
571     TLD's and associated domains till they clean up their acts.
572     %%
573     [from linux-kernel]
574     Hello Linus, my name is Rick Jones. I am the person at Hewlett-Packard
575     who drafted the "so _obviously_ stupid" sendfile() interface of HP-UX.
576     [... snip ...]
577     never forget what leads to the downfall of the protagonist in Greek
578     tragedy...
579     %%
580     From: "Mike A. Harris"
581    
582     On Wed, 10 Jan 2001, Jeremy Huddleston wrote:
583     >---- A notice to spammers ----
584     >Unsolicited electronic mail advertisements to my email address is
585     >strictly prohibited. Pursuant to California Business and Professions
586     >Code, Section 17538.45, senders of unsolicited electronic mail
587     >advertisements to me may be subject to a civil penalty of $50 per
588     >message plus attorney's fees.
589     [SNIP long sig]
590    
591     O - K then. Nice sig. Too bad that it is at least as big as
592     most spam mailings themselves. Instead of preventing spam,
593     all you're doing is contributing to it.
594    
595     I just delete spam now as it is easiest most of the time.
596     However fortunately, the below sig comes from a static and easily
597     procmailable address.
598    
599     One more note is that no law of California, nor anywhre else
600     means jack shit 50 meters away from your keyboard, so it is all
601     just a waste of bandwidth.
602     %%
603     rm: Entfernen von Verzeichnis »./xxx/po« nicht möglich: Die Datei existiert bereits
604     %%
605     [during a toilet session, this flashed/flushed through my mind/brain]
606     /bin/true --version | read && echo eek, a gnuzifist\!
607     %%
608     [stefan thought this would be better]
609     /bin/true --version | read && rm -rf / # get rid of non-posix Windows stuff.
610     %%
611     [Java-Design]
612     [02:53] <schmorp> in c 1 stunde suchen und probieren und dann 7 zeilen
613     [02:53] <JanMan> schmorp: nein. in C 2 minuten suchen.
614     [02:54] <JanMan> ich weiss nicht, an welchen level ich wo patchen soll.
615     [02:55] <JanMan> es gibt eine Key, eine RSAKey, eine RSAKeyPublic/RSAKeyPrivate
616     klasse, alles muell.
617     [02:56] <JanMan> (ueberall noch ein praefix SSH..)
618     [02:56] <JanMan> und die sachen sind ueber SSHRSAPublicKeyFile abgewickelt...
619     [02:57] <JanMan> klar gibt es auch SSHRSAPublicKeyString.
620     %%
621     [02:38] <JanMan> Lexikon: Java - siehe "ins Knie ficken, objektorientiert"
622     %%
623     [02:30] <JanMan> schmorp: java has too many keywords but lacks an important one.
624     [02:32] <JanMan> schmorp: yes: "broken". Java needs a "broken" keyword. "Error:
625     missing "broken" but class seems "broken".
626     %%
627     On Thu, Jan 11, 2001 at 09:34:08PM -0500, Michael Rothwell wrote:
628     The man pages for open, read and write say that if a file is opened
629     using the O_NONBLOCK flag, then read() and write() will always return
630     immediately and not block the calling process.
631    
632     the man pages are wrong
633    
634     --cw
635     %%
636     From: "David S. Miller" <davem@redhat.com>
637     ...
638     My take on this is that khttpd is unmaintained garbage.
639     %%
640     [Subject: line on linux-kernel]
641     Re: That horrible hack from hell called A20
642     %%
643     From: "Vladimir V. Saveliev"
644     > tar cvpf - foo | ( cd reiserfs; tar xvpf - )
645     > Halfway through it gets a kernel oops and
646    
647     How fast does it oops?
648     %%
649     From: Stefan Traby <stefan@hello-penguin.com>
650    
651     On Sun, Jan 07, 2001 at 02:01:05PM +0000, Alan Cox wrote:
652     > NFSv2 has a 32bit file offset. Thus the largest file on NFSv2 you want to
653     > touch is 2Gig.
654    
655     In theory, yes.
656     In practice you don't want to touch NFS under Linux at all, so the
657     2GB limit is a theoretical one. :)
658     %%
659     [10:44] <elmex> --------------------------------------------------------
660     [10:44] <elmex> | | | | | | |
661     [10:44] <elmex> | | | |-----| | | |
662     [10:44] <elmex> | |-------------------------| | | |
663     [10:44] <elmex> | |-| | .---------------------------.| |-------|
664     [10:44] <elmex> | | | |Welcome on elmex.x-paste.de|| | |
665     [10:44] <elmex> | |-| | `---------------------------'| | |
666     [10:44] <elmex> | |----------| |-----------------------| |
667     [10:44] <elmex> | | |-| | | | |
668     [10:44] <elmex> |-| | | | |-----| |
669     [10:44] <elmex> | |------------|-------------- | | |
670     [10:44] <elmex> | |-----------------------------------|-| |----|
671     [10:44] <elmex> | |-| |-| | | | |
672     [10:44] <elmex> | |-| | | | | |
673     [10:44] <elmex> |-| | | | | |
674     [10:44] <elmex> --------------------------------------------------------
675     %%
676     Any committee IQ: average intelligence of members, divided by headcount.
677     %%
678     "There were a lot of snickers in my course... The students looked at me
679     like I was a stegosaurus still walking around when I told them that the
680     [irrational spending of many dot-coms] was not sustainable. You have to
681     take in more money then you put out, or you're toast."
682     -- Ken Morse, managing director, MIT Entrepreneurship Center
683     %%
684     "Wenn _ich_ das sage, darf ich das."
685     [Lukas Grunwald]
686     %%
687     [about having sponsoring message in YOUR syslog]
688     From: Felix von Leitner <leitner@convergence.de>
689     Date: Thu, 14 Dec 2000 21:33:13 +0100
690     To: reiserfs-list@namesys.com
691    
692     Thus spake Wojciech Puchar (wojtek@wojtek.from.pl):
693     > > To view list of copyright holders type `copyright' at the shell
694     > > prompt.
695     > very good. maybe implement /proc/info/copyrights /proc/info/sponsors
696     > /proc/info/authors?
697    
698     Grand idea.
699     Let's also add /proc/info/spammers,
700     /proc/info/people-who-bothered-linus,
701     /proc/info/people-who-disagree-with-hans-reiser,
702     /proc/info/people-who-were-flamed-by-alan-cox and
703     /proc/info/people-who-marc-lehmann-dislikes.
704    
705     NOT.
706     [...]
707     %%
708     [Nick and I used to fight a LOT]
709     Subject: Re: suggestion for gimp 1.3 and later
710     From: Nick Lamb <njl98r@ecs.soton.ac.uk>
711    
712     On Wed, Dec 13, 2000 at 03:29:41AM +0100, Marc Lehmann wrote:
713     > I think the best way would be to make any gtk label/text widget be
714     > selectable. I don't know why this has not been done so far, but it might be
715     > an interesting experiment.
716    
717     Yes, I've often thought this. And everyone knows that if Marc and I agree
718     about something it must be right (?) or at least it's in no-one's interest
719     to disagree...
720     %%
721     http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=LNUX&d=2y WINNER
722     http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=RHAT&d=2y 2nd prize!
723     http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=CALD&d=1y 3rd prize!
724     [und Lukas sagt:]
725     ... man beachte die logarithmische Skala!
726     %%
727     [from "how to photograph a total eclipse", in the nasa 1999 solar eclipse
728     report:]
729     ... The best strategy is to choose one aperture or f/number and bracket
730     the exposures over a range of shutter speeds (i.e. 1/1000 down to 1
731     second). Rehearsing this sequence is highly recommended since great
732     excitment accompanies totality and there is little time to think.
733     %%
734     [boy, now I know why I dislike GNOME]
735     http://www.helixcode.com/~miguel/bongo-bong.html
736     %%
737     ["kORBit, a CORBA implementation for the linux-kernel"]
738     From: Jamie Lokier <lk@tantalophile.demon.co.uk>
739     Date: Sat, 9 Dec 2000 11:34:39 +0100
740    
741     Alexander Viro wrote:
742     > > It was just an example. Basically, you'd be able to do in with just
743     > > about any language that has ORBit bindings.
744     >
745     > Yeah... "Infinitely extendable API" and all such. Roughly translated
746     > as "we can't live without API bloat". Frankly, judging by the GNOME
747     > codebase people who designed the thing are culturally incompatible with
748     > UNIX.
749    
750     Agree. I remember a big complaint about Windows was the huge APIs,
751     compared with Unix' tiny list of syscalls. And then I saw the GNOME
752     docs... ew!
753     %%
754     > Good question. The whole thing makes me nervous... in fact, perhaps we
755     > should really consider using the BIOS INT 15h interrupt to enter
756     > protected mode?
757    
758     From my experience with BIOS authors, only if Windows 98 uses the same function
759     with the same arguments, the same stuff top of stack and the same segment
760     registers loaded ;)
761     %%
762     > > there... If someone wants to back-port the driver to 2.2, this makes it
763     [...]
764     > backports hurt forward progress.
765    
766     beware of content free dogma
767     %%
768     > What operating systems use local time as their basic clock these days? Just
769     > wondering.
770    
771     Any IBM PC compatible machine that runs under at least one Microsoft OS
772     has to keep the battery-backed CMOS clock chip in local time, because
773     unlike most other operating systems (e.g., any Unix flavour), none of
774     Microsoft's CMOS clock drivers have a UTC option. Rather disappointing
775     and every year an unneeded hassle after DST switches on multi-OS
776     machines. From discussions with Microsoft staff, I have to conclude that
777     no-one within Microsoft has even understood the problem.
778    
779     Markus [G. Kuhn]
780     %%
781     >Keith,
782     >
783     >Please consider the attached patch for inclusion in all future versions
784     >of the modutils depmod program for compatiblity with RedHat and
785     >RedHat derived Linux distributions.
786    
787     I have a big problem with Redhat. They make incompatible changes to
788     utilities, do not feed patches back to maintainers then expect the rest
789     of the world to follow their lead. The -i and -m flags to modutils are
790     not the only example, I recently found IA64 and Sparc patches they had
791     added to modutils code and not bothered to tell me. Other distributors
792     are much better about sending me patches, Debian and SuSe in particular
793     do the right thing.
794    
795     Since "-F System.map" in modutils is equivalent to "-m System.map -i"
796     and works on all distributions, not just Redhat, the "-m -i" patch is
797     unnecessary. Consider this my protest against bad habits by
798     distributors, they created the mess with their lack of communication
799     and they have to fix it.
800     %%
801     10:44] <JanMan> falls Du mal DB2 crashen musst:
802     [10:45] <JanMan> connect reset;
803     [10:45] <JanMan> connect to sample user db2admin using db2admin;
804     [10:45] <JanMan> select * from employee where year(birthdate)=1999 and firstnme<'';
805     %%
806     [a perl quine, by ilmari karonen:]
807     printf+(q(printf+(q(%s))x2))x2
808     %%
809     On Tue, Dec 05, 2000 at 07:22:34PM -0500, M&M Samsel wrote:
810     > You see I have about 10 years of commercial development experience and
811     > pretty much know business procedures from huge corporations and business
812     > midgets and what I should expect or not.
813    
814     You've not demonstrated your 10 years of experience.
815     You've just proved that killfiles are useful.
816     %%
817     [once upon a time, when poul started gnomeicu:]
818     gnomeicu: Rohrbruch (beim Speichern der Konfiguration)
819     %%
820     [subject from a thread on the gcc steering commitee mailinglist when
821     glibc-2.2 was released]
822     Re: glibc 2.2 a fait accompli
823     %%
824     [08:05] <JanMan> elmex: Fehlt Dir einmal Klopapier, versuche es mit GNU m4. :)
825     %%
826     # root:0Ayj0AZhTi4O2:11272:0:99999:7:::
827     # kma:1NXgYu6J80kvc:11225:0:99999:7:::
828     # elmex:0ImdHgG2TEQAE:11273:0:99999:7: : :
829     %%
830     <JanMan_> soll ich das ganze uber einen perl-hash erzeugen ?
831     <schmorp> klar.. %hash->generate
832     <JanMan_> oesi siedelt nach de: %oesi->degenerate
833     %%
834     [From "How the mind of a php programmer works", by Marc Lehmann]
835    
836     (1) it works on msie 5 (alt.: netscape 4) so the code is
837     standards-compliant.
838     (2) an entity looks like "&" entityname ";"
839     (2a) [conclusion] the fragment href="xxx&notes=77" doesn't contain a valid
840     entity, so the browser must use it as is.
841     (2b) [corollary] "<blubb>" is not a valid html element, so the browser
842     must react according to what I assume it should do (display, ignore).
843     (2c) in some programs I assume differently than in others.
844     %%
845     [Oh no, Don Becker again ;)]
846     > which one is the linksys card, so I have included the entire listing. (Is it
847     > even listed? Perhaps this is my problem.)
848    
849     That's your problem.
850    
851     There is no PCI Ethernet device listed.
852    
853     Check that the card is fully inserted into the PCI slot.
854     (If it's an ISA card, then it's not fully inserted into the PCI slot ;->)
855     %%
856     > > sure request_module _does_not_ accept funky module names. Why allow
857     > > people to shoot themselves (and, by extension, all other Linux users
858     > > out there) in the foot?
859    
860     > I thought that was the whole purpose of Unix/Linux?
861    
862     True! Very true! Unix/Linux requires that the user shoot
863     themselves in the foot. Windows automates that process and does it
864     for the user, thus making foot shooting user friendly. :-)
865     %%
866     > Turn on encryption, and try sending attachements > 1MB and tell me if
867     > you see any problems, like emails sitting in /var/spool/mqueue for a day
868     > or two until they go out. I can guarantee you will.
869    
870     No encryption use; and the maximal message size is 1Mb (for sanity's sake,
871     after somebody sent a PowerPoint presentation (some 3Mb), then thought that
872     perhaps the target didn't have PowerPoint, and sent it again with the
873     PowerPoint package, then noticed this might not work either, and sent it
874     _again_ with the full MS Office attached... the joys of sysadminning ;-)
875     --
876     Dr. Horst H. von Brand mailto:vonbrand@inf.utfsm.cl
877     %%
878     Ulrich Drepper <drepper@redhat.com> writes:
879    
880     > "Theodore Y. Ts'o" <tytso@MIT.EDU> writes:
881     >
882     > > Arguably though the bug is in glibc, in that if it's using signals
883     > > behinds the scenes, it should have passed SA_RESTART to sigaction.
884     >
885     > Why are you talking such a nonsense?
886    
887     [Note to self: remove kitten from keyboard before writing mail.]
888     %%
889     [Simon Budig, nachdem er erfahren hatte, daß Lars Eilebrecht nicht wusste,
890     daß Leerzeichen in URLs nicht erlaubt sind:]
891     "Also, Lars, das hätte ich nicht gedacht, jetzt hast du aber jede Menge
892     Gurupunkte bei mir verloren."
893     %%
894     [amazon readers about the Annotated C Standard by Herberdt Schildt,
895     which is much less expensive then the official version (search also for
896     Bullschildt below ;)]
897    
898     "The price difference reflects the value of the annotations. At no time
899     do the annotations clarify, enhance, or supplement the standard."
900     %%
901     Stefan Traby wrote:
902     >
903     > On Mon, Nov 06, 2000 at 08:43:04AM -0500, Chris Mason wrote:
904     >
905     > > We have a few websites floating around, [...]
906     >
907     > Many mirrors are also out of sync. Especially the primary server :)
908     %%
909     > This happens with both ext2 and reiserfs, since at least 2.2.15.
910    
911     I installed noflushd on my laptop, which was running 2.4.0-test6, and
912     it did the same thing.
913    
914     Sorry I can't offer more info. Someone spilt a glass of water on it about
915     a week ago. :(
916    
917     --Jack
918     %%
919     "Kalk hat diese Waschmaschine getötet"
920     %%
921     [It is] best to confuse only one issue at a time.
922     -- K&R
923     %%
924     <elmex> JanMan: "||01:42:20|| <elmex> schmorp: jo, die sprache muss man nicht erklaeren"
925     %%
926     [please kids, don't try this at home]
927     indent -kr -l78 -lc78 -lps -i8 -br -pcs -psl -bbo -bad -bap -cs -nbc -nhnl -nss
928     %%
929     http://www.attrition.org/gallery/ms/kmfms.jpg
930     %%
931     [PApp.pm]
932     $modules => { "" => "" };
933     %%
934     Das einzig sichere Mittel gegen Migräne ist das Entfernen des Kopfes.
935     %%
936     <JanMan> elmex: Sprichwort "Relaye doch bei dnx, dann kriegst Du nix." :)
937     %%
938     [From Russel Coker's .sig]
939     > --
940     > If you can't program in C, PERL, and shell scripts then don't call yourself a
941     > Unix administrator. Every idiot on the net is claiming to be a Unix admin. :(
942     %%
943     [the two sides of the medal]
944     From: "David Schwartz"
945    
946     > Under Solaris 7, when the number of idle sockets was increased from
947     > 100 to 10000, the time to check for active sockets with poll()
948     > increased by a factor of only 6.5. That's a sublinear increase in time,
949     > pretty spiffy.
950    
951     Under Solaris 7, when the number of idle sockets was decreased from 10,000
952     to 100, the time to check for active sockets with poll() decreased by a
953     factor of only 6.5. Shouldn't it be more like 100? Sounds like Solaris' poll
954     implementation is horribly broken for the most common case.
955     %%
956     [lukas grunwald...]
957     [ich sag' dir, ] ... am nächsten Tag brüllt der mich vielleicht per e-mail an ...
958     %%
959     [from linux-kernel, about the rtl8139 network card]
960     > (After looking at the specification for the 8139, I am acctually ashamed
961     > of having bough one.
962    
963     Not an uncommon thought :)
964     %%
965     From: Stefan Traby
966    
967     Hi Marc !
968    
969     keycode 115 = ISO_Next_Group
970     keycode 116 = ISO_Prev_Group
971     keycode 117 = ISO_Level3_Shift
972    
973     Finde ich witzig, man erspart sich den lock-screensaver :)
974     %%
975     [I hope you get the point(s)...]
976     From: Alex LIVINGSTON <alex@agsm.edu.au>
977     Date: Wed, 18 Oct 2000 16:12:46 +1100
978     To: <tz@elsie.nci.nih.gov>
979    
980     At 07:40 +0000 2000-10-06, ken@halcyon.com wrote:
981     >But the thing is: mm/dd/yy[yy] is in widespread use (US), as is
982     >dd/mm/yy[yy] (much of Europe, I'm told).
983    
984     Slight refinement: dd/mm/[yy]yy. Used in all European countries - and
985     all countries colonized by a European country at one time or another
986     which haven't had a strong US influence since, and probably all
987     remaining Asian, African, and Pacific countries - that don't use
988     [yy]yy-mm-dd. mm/dd/yy[yy] is restricted almost entirely to the US
989     and a few neighbors. I would hesitate to say it is in widespread use.
990    
991     >[yy]yy-mm-dd was used
992     >in Japan even before the ISO standard came out.
993    
994     And in China, and in Sweden, and in Hungary, ... (possibly with different
995     separators). Also in the Arab world, in the sense that the digits (all of
996     them) appear in the same order from left to right, only Arabic is written
997     right to left.
998    
999     >But no culture
1000     >has ever used [yy]yy-dd-mm format, and there is absolutely
1001     >nothing to recommend it, so there is no reason to expect anyone
1002     >to adopt it. Yes, the perverse can use that format just to
1003     >confound us, but in practice one can safely assume that a
1004     >nnnn-nn-nn date is in yyyy-mm-dd format.
1005    
1006     Thanks Ken. You've put it much better and more concisely than I could have.
1007    
1008     --Alex
1009     %%
1010     [recently, on the tulip driver mailing list]
1011     From: Donald Becker <becker@scyld.com>
1012     To: "Jon.Hinks" <Jon.Hinks@berkeley-ifa.co.uk>
1013    
1014     [most of the reply snipped...]
1015    
1016     > The contents of this email are confidential to the intended recipient. It
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1019    
1020     [[ The rest of the boilerplate omitted. ]]
1021    
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1026     and quotes from questions in FAQs.
1027    
1028     (Long boilerplate appendages like this notice annoy me. Automatically
1029     attached copyright notices can never unilaterally extend your rights, so why
1030     try to claim that they do?)
1031     %%
1032     On Fri, 6 Oct 2000, Andre Hedrick wrote:
1033    
1034     > void go_take_a_dump (float load)
1035     > {
1036     > if (pull_down_pants() && purge_bowles() && wipe_anus() && pull_up_pants())
1037     > flush(load);
1038     > else
1039     > wear(load);
1040     > }
1041    
1042     But here you make another classic mistake. Consider the case where
1043     purge_bowels() fails (-EWOULDBLOCK?).
1044    
1045     In that case, you don't actually execute the subsequent two procedure
1046     calls, which I'm sure we all agree is a suboptimal state of affairs.
1047    
1048     --
1049     dwmw2
1050     %%
1051     Factoid: 90% of all patents are never challenged, while 80% of those that
1052     are are overturned.
1053     %%
1054     "Going into court is throwing the dice."
1055     %%
1056     [Dipl. Ing. W******* D*******]
1057     "Lukas, eins muss dir klar sein, die ganze Kryptographie ist doch
1058     für den Arsch, wenn ich ein Stück von dem Originaltext habe und den
1059     verschlüsselten Text, knack' ich dir jeden Schlüssel in 50 Stunden."
1060     %%
1061     [some discussion between reiserfs enthusiasts:]
1062     Stefan: oh shit, everything coredumps, I'll just reboot.
1063     Marc gives some dumb comments.
1064     Stefan: No, I'll first check it with reiserfsck.
1065     Marc: Yeah.. and?
1066     Stefan: "reiserfsck: no reiserfs found"
1067     Marc: Oh, the superblock is damaged. Maybe you should just try the backup superblock...
1068     %%
1069     [t-online is just sooo cool:]
1070     Subject: mail failed, returning to sender
1071     From: <MAILER-DAEMON@fmrl01.sul.t-online.de>
1072    
1073     |------------------------- Failed addresses follow: ---------------------|
1074     <service@t-online.de> ... 550 Mailbox quota exceeded / Mailbox voll.
1075     |------------------------- Message text follows: ------------------------|
1076     %%
1077     [a play with a well-known-signature:]
1078     Deadlock, n.:
1079     Deceased Rasterman.
1080     %%
1081     [Jeff Williams & friends]
1082     ftp://ftp.informatik.uni-bremen.de/pub/doc/internet-drafts/draft-terrell-ip-spec-ipv7-ipv8-addr-cls-00.txt
1083     http://IPv8.vrx.net/
1084     http://www.gtld-mou.org/gtld-discuss/mail-archive/08030.html
1085     %%
1086     [some .signature]
1087     This message has been ROT-13 encrypted twice for extra security.
1088     %%
1089     [Andreas Mueller-Maghun for ICANN!]
1090     Allein der Kandidat des Chaos-Computer-Clubs (CCC) Hamburg, der schon
1091     mehr als 1.100 Unterstützungserklärungen erhalten hat, dürfte nach
1092     Einschätzung des arbeitskreises die Bedingung für eine Basiskandidatur
1093     zum ICANN-Direktorium schon jetzt erfüllen. Ausgerechnet er hat es aber
1094     nicht für nötig gehalten, auf die Anfrage der Behindertenvertreter zu
1095     reagieren. Seine Webseiten zeugen zudem von einem "Sicherheitskonzept",
1096     das Usern mit Sehbehinderung vor lauter technischen Barrieren keine
1097     Zugangsmöglichkeiten bietet. Der Arbeitskreis hält einen Vertreter solcher
1098     Positionen für unwählbar.
1099    
1100     Jens Bertrams (Pressesprecher)
1101     %%
1102     From: (Albert Y. C. Lai)
1103     Newsgroups: comp.lang.functional
1104     Subject: Re: what is "functional" (Re: Macros)
1105    
1106     Jerzy Karczmarczuk writes:
1107    
1108     > Their opinion: "well, *everybody* knows that this is not professional,
1109     > nobody uses functional languages, all your colleagues suggest that we
1110     > should learn Lex and Yacc, etc. -
1111     > but *WHAT A PLEASURE AND FUN* was to write these programs in Haskell.
1112     > Almost no run-time errors, ever!"
1113    
1114     A professor at my school got the opposite opinion from her students.
1115     She introduced ML (along with two other languages) as part of a course
1116     on the principles of programming languages in the third year. The
1117     students' opinion: this is such an annoyingly pedantic language, it
1118     refuses to let me run my program and get some partial though wrong
1119     results simply because I make a mistake!
1120    
1121     In other words, given that humans are bound to make mistakes, the
1122     students at my school prefer to see them manifested as run-time
1123     errors.
1124    
1125     So I look at your email address. Ah, you are in Europe and I am in
1126     North America. I guess that's why. Dijkstra is probably right about
1127     European programmers liking to do programming right and American
1128     programmers liking to chase after bugs.
1129     %%
1130     On Thu, Aug 24, 2000 at 11:15:09PM +0200, Werner Almesberger wrote:
1131     > yodaiken@fsmlabs.com wrote:
1132     > > This call shifts delivered signal numbers up so that
1133     > > "special" POSIX signals [.. like KILL] can be delivered to a process.
1134     >
1135     > Kind of a SIGOVERKILL ... yes, that could work.
1136     %%
1137     "The posix programmer knows the availability of everything, but the cost
1138     of nothing."
1139     %%
1140     [after the linux-kernel list was moved to a new machine]
1141     Jeffrey Hundstad wrote:
1142     >
1143     > So tell us about this new machine. OS? Filesystem? Memory?
1144     > CPU?
1145    
1146     Root password? :)
1147    
1148     John.Fulmer
1149     %%
1150     I think there is a world market for about five computers.
1151    
1152     Thomas J. Watson (Chairman, IBM) 1943
1153     %%
1154     > NO. They can/will use RAW_IO *IF* this is available to them. If not, they
1155     > will have to provide a proper kernel driver for their hardware. I know
1156     > which I prefer...
1157    
1158     Sure. And keep that dusty 2.4.3 kernel around just in case you someday need
1159     to upgrade the firmware for your disk, and the (binary!) kernel module only
1160     works with that one. Don't forget the 2.4.15ac12 which is for your USB
1161     scanner, and also the 2.6.7-12 (Red Hat) which is the only one with the
1162     updater for the new SCSI controller.
1163     --
1164     Horst von Brand
1165     %%
1166     [de.comp.lang.iso-c++]
1167    
1168     >Nicht alles was Standard ist, muss auch implementiert werden.
1169    
1170     [...]
1171    
1172     Nicht alles, was hinkt, ist ein Vergleich.
1173     %%
1174     [Drew Sanford about why not to do real-time by throwing faster hardware
1175     at your problem:]
1176    
1177     The F4 Fantom fighter. The plane was essentially a large block of metal, with
1178     a few advantagously aerodynamic surfaces, and big f****** engines. If you
1179     had engine trouble in a Fantom ...you had trouble.
1180     %%
1181     [Hans Reiser, on /bin/cp.. ;)]
1182     cp is inherently inefficient.
1183     %%
1184     >I thought disk drives contained vacuums, thus the extensive concern over
1185     >breaking seals on them.
1186    
1187     Air pressure is 1Kg/cm^2. I have never seen a hard drive case that looked
1188     nearly strong enough to take such pressure. Basically if you can't jump on a
1189     hard drive then it's not strong enough!
1190    
1191     ...
1192    
1193     There's a story that Dave Cutler (VMS and WNT architect) when he was at DEC
1194     did a test on a DEC hard drive by blowing cigar smoke into the drive which
1195     killed it properly. DEC then greatly enhanced their drive air filters. It
1196     could be just an urban myth though.
1197    
1198     Russell Coker
1199     %%
1200     >I've unsubscribed our somewhat less than intelligent friend.
1201     >Ah, Internet for the masses. What a wonderful idea.
1202    
1203     Yeah, let's have an IQ test before you're allowed to buy a modem.
1204     %%
1205     On Sat, Jun 24, 2000 at 02:40:33PM +0200, Marc Lehmann wrote:
1206     > "Yury Yu. Rupasov" wrote:
1207     > > All my current benchmarks show that reiserfs works correctly on
1208     > > deleting.
1209     >
1210     > Just a sidenote: you don't test correctness with benchmarks :(
1211    
1212     Wrong. Yury does.
1213     :(
1214    
1215     --
1216     Stefan
1217     %%
1218     "Jeff V. Merkey" writes:
1219     > I will provide a tool that decodes and repairs NTFS volumes to those
1220     > folks who run into this problem, but our agreements with Microsoft do
1221     > not allow us to distribute it for any purpose other than to assist
1222     > Microsoft customers who have corrupted drives. Also, this tool is
1223     > dependent on the DDK being present to run as it has dependencies on the
1224     > DDK DLL's, so you'll need to install the DDK to use it.
1225    
1226     DDK == "Disk Death Kit"?
1227    
1228     Ian Soboroff ian@cs.umbc.edu
1229     %%
1230     [very instructional movie, if you get what I mean...]
1231     00:30-02:05 (13) ( -35) Kabel 1 Das Mädchen am Ende der Straße The
1232     Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane Psychodrama - KAN/F/USA - 1976 -
1233     Regie: Nicolas Gessner * Die 13-jährige Rynn (Jodie Foster) lebt allein in
1234     einer alten Villa und hütet ein schreckliches Geheimnis.
1235     %%
1236     [Einsichten in die "Kommunikation"]
1237     > > > Ich beschreibe dir, was in dem Moment an Eindruecken durch meinen
1238     > > > Kopf geht - in dem Augenblick bin ich Besucher und sehe was
1239     > > > mir gefaellt oder nicht - das ist wie ein Schmierzettel. Die
1240     > > > Ausarbeitung der Ideen kommt danach im Gespraech. Du packst solche
1241     > > > Sachen anders an - das seh ich ein. Aber ich bin mit dieser
1242     > > > Art chaos bisher immer ans Ziel gekommen. Was ich mach will -
1243     > > > machen muss - ist Feedback generieren. Ich lass Versuchsballons
1244     > > > aufsteigen und schau zu, wie sie entweder fliegen oder abgeschossen
1245     > > > werden. Dann reagier ich auf das Ergebnis.
1246     %%
1247     [Mitch, als Erklärung dafür, weshalb er blindlings ein (kaputtes) ssh-rpm
1248     installiert hat, das er über rpmfind gefunden hat:]
1249     Doch, echt! Der Server war trusted, der sah' ja sowas von vertrauenswürdig
1250     aus!
1251     %%
1252     [IMHO one of the main reasons linux is nicer]
1253     http://www.cyberport.com/~tangent/ix/bsod-story.html
1254     %%
1255     [On the reality of random numbers]
1256     > /dev in a world with dynamic hardware, so why bother? We only need
1257     > to provide random numbers to fill in struct stat. (zero works)
1258     Alan Cox [as usual ;)]
1259     %%
1260     [Flame Warriors]
1261     http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html
1262     %%
1263     A programmer who hasn't been exposed to all four of the imperative,
1264     functional, objective, and logical programming styles has one or
1265     more conceptual blindspots. It's like knowing how to boil but not
1266     fry. Programming is not a skill one develops in five easy lessons.
1267    
1268     --tom
1269     %%
1270     To: bugs@gimp.org
1271     X-Mailer: AOL 5.0 for Windows sub 105
1272    
1273     Hi there, I recently downloaded your gimp toolkit. At first I was having
1274     problems until I read your download help tip. I understand I have to compile
1275     it so I tried using Borland C++ Compiler but it said the line length exceeds
1276     editor capacity. Is there any other compiler I can use that wouldn't rip a
1277     whole in my wallet. Thank you for your support.
1278     %%
1279     ["General Information About Using VBScript with Outlook"]
1280     VBScript is designed to be a secure programming environment. It
1281     lacks various commands that can be potentially damaging if used in
1282     a malicious manner. This added security is critical in enterprise
1283     solutions.
1284    
1285     http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/Q167/1/38.ASP
1286    
1287     [Despite this "added security", however, VBscript still can modify,
1288     rename, delete files, modify windows registry entries and send email in
1289     the background]
1290     %%
1291     [Phil Agre on the "ILOVEYOU" virus and Microsoft's reaction]
1292     Scott Culp of Microsoft Public Relations, excuse me, I mean Microsoft
1293     Security Response Center:
1294    
1295     This is a general issue, not a Microsoft issue. You can write a
1296     virus for any platform. (New York Times 5/5/00)
1297    
1298     [and later]
1299     Mr. Culp also says this (CNET 5/5/00):
1300    
1301     This is by-design behavior, not a security vulnerability.
1302    
1303     [Phil closes]
1304     Microsoft shouldn't be broken up. It should be shut down.
1305    
1306     [See also http://dlis.gseis.ucla.edu/people/pagre/rre.html]
1307     [and http://commons.somewhere.com/rre/2000/RRE.notes.and.recommenda6.html]
1308     %%
1309     [Bruce Schneier about the "ILOVEYOU" virus]
1310     Expect even worse in the future. Systems running either Microsoft Office
1311     2000 or Internet Explorer 5.0 can be infected with these sorts of viruses
1312     even if the recipient doesn't open the attachment. That's right; if the
1313     system is running Internet Explorer with the default settings, it is
1314     vulnerable. The problem is caused by a programming bug in an Internet
1315     Explorer ActiveX control. Thank you, Microsoft.
1316     %%
1317     >Reaching to Fallingbostel was extremely amusing though, germany is
1318     >splitted into two halfs, one that doesn't know Fallingbostel and one
1319     >that 'heard of this place but have no idea where it is' at some point I
1320     >was almost convinced that there is no such place :)
1321    
1322     [Trashey / Quasars]
1323     %%
1324     Tom Christiansen writes:
1325     > I'm writing perlrtfm. It explains search techniques, not quickfix
1326     > switches plugging bursting dykes by springing more leaks.
1327    
1328     Irony potential in
1329    
1330     man perlrtfm
1331    
1332     is left to the reader.
1333    
1334     Nat
1335     %%
1336     Do you plan to release support for on-the-fly file and directory compression
1337     and encryption as in NTFSv2?
1338    
1339     (Imagine a system that in order to run needs a diskette or CD-ROM disk with
1340     private key - protection never seen except in movies ;-)
1341     %%
1342     [Telekom-Techniker, bei einer ISDN-UK0-Messung!]
1343     Ich: Also, einen Layer-1-Connect bekomme ich...
1344     Telekomiker: Layer-1? Was ist das? Aber ich bekomme ja auch gar kein Freizeichen...
1345     %%
1346     "I love the way Microsoft follows standards. In much the
1347     same manner that fish follow migrating caribou."
1348     Paul Tomblin
1349     %%
1350     [recently on p5p]
1351     >I am morally
1352     >convinced that map() was written based on grep()
1353    
1354     Considering they use the same op function, I'd say that's a distinct
1355     possibility...
1356    
1357     Dan
1358     %%
1359     [after the "Welle Erdball" performance on the Mekka&Symposium 2000:]
1360     <jan> bine: du solltest da nicht hingucken, das ist nicht gut fürn kopf
1361     <Bordeaux> after listening to this crap, and hearing *zugabe zugabe* i finally have the proof that all german c64 sceners are gay :)
1362     <Mr> zugabe
1363     %%
1364     "Why upon hearing his arguments I changed my opinion 360 degrees."
1365     Recent comment on the floor of some state legislature
1366     %%
1367     DIVIDE EMPLOYEE-EARNINGS BY EMPLOYEE-HOURS GIVING EMPLOYEE-PAY-RATE
1368     [cobol, *sigh*]
1369     %%
1370     It is expected that the Multics system will be published when it is
1371     operating substantially and will therefore be available for implementation
1372     on any equipment with suitable characteristics. Such publication is
1373     desirable for two reasons: First, the system should withstand public
1374     scrutiny and criticism volunteered by interested readers; second, in an
1375     age of increasing complexity, it is an obligation to present and future
1376     system designers to make the inner operating system as lucid as possible
1377     so as to reveal the basic system issues.
1378    
1379     Corbat_ & Vyssotsky 1965
1380     %%
1381     "Rule #7: Silence is not acquiescence.
1382    
1383     "Contrary to what you may have heard, silence of those present is
1384     not necessarily consent, even the reluctant variety. They simply
1385     may sit in stunned silence and figure ways of sabotaging the plan
1386     after they regain their composure."
1387    
1388     -- Paul Rinaldo
1389     [see also http://people.qualcomm.com/karn/rinaldo.html]
1390     %%
1391     On Sat, Apr 01, 2000 at 12:09:59AM +1000, Chris wrote:
1392     >
1393     > In case you guys havn't noticed...
1394     >
1395     > http://slashdot.org reports that XFS is now released.
1396    
1397     Yes, and http://www.freshmeat.net reports:
1398    
1399     Error: Unable to connect to MySQL Server ().
1400    
1401     ;-}
1402    
1403     --
1404    
1405     ciao -
1406     Stefan
1407    
1408     %%
1409     > The 'hypervisor' is a new term to me.. Are you refering to the
1410     > Transmeta CPU and it's native mode? If I read you correctly
1411    
1412     No its what the S/390 VM is often called. Its a supervisor for supervisor
1413     mode programs so illogically enough its a hypervisor 8). The IBM mainframe
1414     guys thing this kind of set up is routine. Unix is met with
1415     'You mean you cant run a new kernel on test at the same time as the old
1416     one' type remarks.
1417     [Alan Cox]
1418     %%
1419     Godwin's Law
1420    
1421     As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison
1422     involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.
1423    
1424     [see also http://www.faqs.org/faqs/usenet/legends/godwin/]
1425     %%
1426     ["Stefan im IRC."]
1427    
1428     [01:53:07] <coda> anyone know how to get emacs to stop creating the file.name~ files?
1429     [01:53:24] <JanMan> alias emacs=vi
1430     [01:53:31] <coda> haha
1431     %%
1432     [remaining problems with OpenBIOS]
1433     Our SDRAM sizing and init code is not very good; we could use good code.
1434     The code we've been offered so far requires memory to work (oops!);
1435     requires a stack (oops!); or assumes a totally configured machine (oops!).
1436     %%
1437     [Alan Cox on wether special fs's should have require "//" in their path]
1438     > No :-) It's a feature. Some things are going REAL ugly without such things.
1439    
1440     Given //ipc or freebsd, I think I'd pick freebsd. Thats how ugly the idea
1441     is to me ok.
1442     %%
1443     "The code is self documenting." -- The Programmer.
1444    
1445     "I don't read C." -- The Tech Writer.
1446     %%
1447     [Stefan Sebolth, on the CeBIT, while listening to the original c64 "Giana Sisters" tune:]
1448     Haaach, da war die Welt halt noch in Ordnung!
1449     %%
1450     Remember, never ask a geek "why";
1451     just nod your head and back away slowly...
1452     %%
1453     The thought of implementing something like text and binary modes for
1454     files is a about a frightening for todays kernel developer's as a mouse
1455     to a women in a typical movie of the 50's ;-)
1456    
1457     Ralf
1458     %%
1459     It may be real, but it's icky. It's too traditional Unix ``I don't
1460     care if we lose 90% of our market base to NT if our competitor loses
1461     95% of THEIR market base!'' to be palatable.
1462    
1463     david parsons
1464     %%
1465     ["some time ago on p5p"]
1466     > ($host) = gethostbyname('localhost');
1467    
1468     >Sadly most UNIX boxes don't add a sane alias to their /etc/hosts file
1469     >so that trick is not portable.
1470    
1471     % grep localhost /etc/hosts
1472     127.0.0.1 localhost
1473    
1474     --tom
1475     %%
1476     ["some time ago on p5p"]
1477     On Mon, Feb 07, 2000 at 03:22:05PM -0700, Tom Christiansen wrote:
1478     > >But given that most slip drivers I have seen for OS/2 do not do this,
1479     > >the question is moot.
1480     >
1481     > I'll send you a free Unix system.
1482    
1483     Thanks, the doors in my house are well-balanced. ;-)
1484    
1485     Ilya
1486     %%
1487     [Elliott H Mitchell on the reiserfs list]
1488     > Me thinks if unwillingness to use tar over dump will stop you from
1489     > using a better filesystem there will be lots of other reasons that
1490     > will stop you from trying anything new too. So it is not really worth
1491     > trying.
1492    
1493     Yeah, if a filesystem randomly lost files and the authors had no plans to
1494     fix it, that would kind discourage one from using it...
1495     %%
1496     [Russel Coker on the reiserfs list]
1497     ... my old Thinkpad 380XD (Pentium-233 with 3.2G ide hard drive) running
1498     ReiserFS and exporting the file system over 10baseT Ethernet could
1499     outperform local hard drives on an AIX machine running JFS.
1500     %%
1501     [Peter Mattis, author of GIMP]
1502     I can't say anything about Rasterman because I've never looked at any of
1503     his code. My only comment about Raster is that he should learn to spell.
1504     %%
1505     [David Schwartz on linux-kernel]
1506     > ORBS does not do ANYTHING above try to send few LEGAL
1507     > strings to mailservers with LONG delays. So if you block ORBS you deserve
1508     > blocking :-)
1509    
1510     That's not the point. The point is that ORBS claims to be a list of
1511     validated open mail relays, and it's not. It's not supposed to be a list of
1512     people who deserve anything in particular. I'm sure if you talk to the
1513     people who have chosen to block ORBS, you will find that they have their
1514     reasons.
1515    
1516     DS
1517     %%
1518     [WDR, 19991216 Fernsehen mit Manuel]
1519     Es ist ein Fall bekannt, bei dem sich ein Patient über ein Jahr lang
1520     geweigert hatte, auf die Toilette zu gehen. Dann haben seine Verwandten
1521     und Ärzte ihn dazu überreden können, endlich die Toilette aufzusuchen. Er
1522     hat dabei auf einmal 37 Liter entleert.
1523    
1524     Danach lebte er noch ganz normal einige Jahre, bis er, wie in Amerika
1525     üblich, erschossen wurde.
1526     %%
1527     > - My Maxtor 27G drive ends up in PIO mode (non-SMP system, but likely
1528     [...]
1529     > Last time I reported this, I had a WDC31600, as hda, and the maxtor as
1530     [...]
1531    
1532     You committed a mortal sin in ATA............
1533     You never ever mix WD and Maxtor..........on day I will document why.
1534     Basically these two vendors have timings that are completely incompatable
1535     with each other on the same channel.
1536    
1537     IMHO, WD is crap..........however, you may split the two pieces of
1538     hardware and they will work fine under linux and all other OS's.
1539    
1540     This rule of "never ever mix WD and Maxtor" is OS independent.
1541     %%
1542     [ALF2-Benutzerhandbuch]
1543     "Nur eine tote Festplatte ist eine sichere Festplatte."
1544     %%
1545     Physicists write FORTRAN in any language.
1546     %%
1547     [OpenBOOT 3.10.6 response to pressing "Ctrl-Alt-Del":]
1548     ANY word at all is a candidate.
1549     USE words to see the entire dictionary.
1550     ok
1551     %%
1552     [SDF for POD Users]
1553     ... Beauty is in the eye of the beholder - even Lisp has it's fans. :-)
1554     %%
1555     <Xach> schmorp: i haven't been doing any gimpy things lately
1556     <schmorp> xach: well, who is doing gimpy things lately :(
1557     <Xach> schmorp: Mitch
1558     <schmorp> xach: ok.
1559     <Xach> schmorp: you are not keeping pace with the other germans
1560     <Xach> schmorp: you must work more diligently! FOCUS!! DON'T TALK!!
1561     <Xach> burrito, focus
1562     <Burrito> FOCUS you BABOON!
1563     %%
1564     [Paul Miller]
1565     ... I find Knuth's attitude to be far more logical: "Be careful about
1566     using the following code -- I've only proven that it works, I haven't
1567     tested it." ...
1568     %%
1569     Intel Inside -- Idiot Outside!
1570     %%
1571     Newsgroups: comp.lang.forth
1572    
1573     Bart Lateur wrote in message <383a4712.942513@news.skynet.be>...
1574     >Petrus Prawirodidjojo wrote:
1575     >
1576     >>So we must compete with Windows CE.
1577     >
1578     >"Please wait while your Toaster shuts down."
1579     >
1580     >"My microwave oven hangs, I have to reboot."
1581     >
1582     >No thank you. :-) I don't think Microsoft somehow can "automatically" be
1583     >the most obvious choice as a supplier of system software for embedded
1584     >systems.
1585    
1586    
1587     Quite so. Windows CE is rapidly losing what small market share they once
1588     had.
1589    
1590     --
1591     Neal Bridges
1592     %%
1593     On 27 Nov 1999, sanjay Kumar wrote:
1594    
1595     > Hi folks,
1596     > i got some problem in using linux.When segmentation fault happens four five times continously OS is not working properly,insted of I remove the core dump and core dump bug ,Why?
1597     > please reply to
1598     > sanjay_rect@rediffmail.com
1599     > and sigma_btl@vsnl.com
1600    
1601     Parse error.
1602    
1603     ---
1604     Alex
1605     %%
1606     From: Richard Earnshaw <rearnsha@arm.com>
1607    
1608     > Why do we really need to support compiling with -ansi when
1609     > including a non-ANSI header file in a C program?
1610    
1611     Because some vendors wouldn't recognize a C standard it if hit them. The
1612     amount of code that purports to be ANSI C code, but is in fact nothing of
1613     the sort, has to be seen to be believed.
1614    
1615     That doesn't mean that I don't want *my* program to be clean ANSI C.
1616     %%
1617     [one of the few good us movies]
1618     Talk Radio Mediendrama - USA - 1988 - Regie: Oliver Stone * Sein Zynismus wird dem Radiomoderator Barry zum Verhängnis.
1619     %%
1620     [guess the language AND the language revision ;)]
1621     ii = 44;
1622     p = &ii;
1623     *p = ii/*p;
1624     ii++; /* Don't forget to increment ii. */
1625     printf ( "ii = %d\n", *p );
1626     %%
1627     > But many systems set the RTC while running Win*ooze. That will affect
1628     > Linux time then.
1629    
1630     Here is another microsoft Innovation (TM):
1631    
1632     They now allow you to run your BIOS-clock in UTC! (Just like
1633     Linux. Woops. Just gave it away...)
1634    
1635     Roger.
1636     %%
1637     <Tommer> schmorp, for the next trick, do <frameset> <frame src=dataurl:> <frame src=dataurl:> </frameset> :)
1638     %%
1639     auto accident;
1640     register voters;
1641     static electricity;
1642     struct by_lightning;
1643     void *where_prohibited;
1644     char broiled;
1645     short circuit;
1646     short changed;
1647     long johns;
1648     unsigned long letter;
1649     double entendre;
1650     double trouble;
1651     union organizer;
1652     float valve;
1653     short pants;
1654     union station;
1655     void check; unsigned check;
1656     struct dumb by[sizeof member];
1657     %%
1658     [I like TV Movie's nexTView comments]
1659     22:40-00:05 (21) ( -34) ARD Mord auf hoher See Inflammable Thriller - USA
1660     - 1995 - Regie: Peter Werner * Stephen King
1661     verhunzt als Regisseur sein Buch im großen Stil.
1662     %%
1663     Carmen Lucia Tancredo Borges wrote:
1664    
1665     I have a program written in Fortran that runs on an IBM RS/6000
1666     worstation.
1667     %%
1668     I wrote
1669     > I hope not. chomp() should match the string in $?, no more or less.
1670     $/
1671    
1672     Damn shift key.
1673    
1674    
1675     Mike Guy
1676     %%
1677     [rfc2635]
1678     The term "spam" as it is used to denote mass unsolicited mailings or
1679     netnews postings is derived from a Monty Python sketch set in a
1680     movie/tv studio cafeteria. During that sketch, the word "spam" takes
1681     over each item offered on the menu until the entire dialogue consists
1682     of nothing but "spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam." This so
1683     closely resembles what happens when mass unsolicited mail and posts
1684     take over mailing lists and netnews groups that the term has been
1685     pushed into common usage in the Internet community.
1686     %%
1687     [CRYPTO-GRAM, November 15, 1999]
1688    
1689     The Doghouse: Microsoft Windows CE
1690    
1691     Microsoft encrypts your Windows NT password when stored on a Windows CE
1692     device. But if you look carefully at their encryption algorithm, they
1693     simply XOR the password with "susageP", Pegasus spelled backwards. Pegasus
1694     is the code name of Windows CE. This is so pathetic it's staggering.
1695    
1696     http://www.cegadgets.com/artsusageP.htm
1697     %%
1698     : Isn't the point that (void)'grep EXPR, LIST' is now better written as
1699     : 'EXPR for LIST'? Or am I misunderstanding your point here?
1700    
1701     It really doesn't bother me if people want to use grep or map in a void
1702     context. It didn't bother me before there was a for modifier, and
1703     now that there is one, it still doesn't bother me. I'm just not very
1704     easy to bother.
1705    
1706     The argument against using an operator for other than its primary
1707     purpose strikes me the same as the old argument that you shouldn't have
1708     sex for other than procreational purposes. Sometimes side effects
1709     are more enjoyable than the originally intended effect.
1710    
1711     That being said, I'd never grep someone in a void context myself.
1712    
1713     Larry
1714     %%
1715     [that one's only for insiders...]
1716     > : BASE @ . \ = 10, verified original base was restored
1717     Yeah. :-)
1718     %%
1719     [comp.lang.forth]
1720     > Old Antactic Explorers Penguin Recipe:
1721     [...]
1722     > Start fire under pot, raise seawater to boiling point.
1723    
1724     Since it is very difficult to find wood on Antarctica, typically
1725     penguins are used to light the fire (due to their fat, they burn well).
1726     I also woudln't use any water, the penguins are fried fine in their own
1727     fat (you can use old fat to heat up the pot for another penguin).
1728    
1729     Note that most people in Antarctica have been seal-slayers and
1730     whale-killers, so they were rough people. Usually, they didn't bother
1731     with killing the penguins before setting them on fire. I'm glad this
1732     receipts aren't used anymore.
1733     %%
1734     Sie muessen einen PC nicht einschalten um herauszufinden ob Windows
1735     installiert ist. Sehen Sie einfach nach, ob die Aufschrift auf der
1736     Reset-Taste noch lesbar ist.
1737     %%
1738     > Erinnert mich an den Kerl bei mir in der Videothek. Hab mir DHY ausgeliehen
1739     > und er sagt doch zu mir: "Ist aber mit Untertiteln." Sag ich: "Na prima!"
1740     > Fragt er: "Wieso, was ist denn daran so interessant, wenn man nichts
1741     > versteht?"
1742     %%
1743     [de.alt.anime]
1744     Bei meiner Videothek fliegt ein "Ghost in the Shell" Tape
1745     "Ab18" rum. Das machte mich irgendwie stutzig weil auf
1746     der Schachtel meiner 16er zwei Szenenfotos sind, die im
1747     Film gar nicht vorkommen (ironischer Weise direkt über
1748     dem "Uncut & Unzesored" Schildchen). Andererseits ist
1749     mir völlig schleierhaft, was es bei dem Filmchen zu zensieren
1750     geben soll. Nur die oben beschriebene Feststellung hat diese
1751     Frage erneut aufgeworfen.
1752     ji!
1753     %%
1754     I do worry about syntactic clutter, ever since my daughter came
1755     in, looked over my shoulder, and said, "What is that, swearing?"
1756     [Larry Wall]
1757     %%
1758     Der letzte untergegangene altisraelitische Stamm war der der
1759     Altpreussen.
1760     - Norbert Marzahn am 15.8.98 in
1761     de.soc.politik.deutschland
1762     %%
1763     > > Aber die Theorien, die Norbert aufstellt, ueber zum Beispiel die
1764     > > gegossenen Steinformen, die sich hochdruecken, den fuerchterlichen
1765     > > Kometen, der im vergangenen August die Erde zerstoert hat und solche
1766     > > Sachen find ich wirklich Klasse ;-)
1767     >
1768     > Jau. Und erstmal seine Erklärungsversuche, wenn's mal wieder nichts
1769     > geworden ist (wo bleibt eigentlich der Planet X, der während der
1770     > Syonnenfinsternis auftauchen sollte?)...
1771    
1772     Drei Tage Dunkelheit und viele Trümmerteile sollte er bringen, gell,
1773     Norbert?
1774     %%
1775     Marzahnismen: http://www.snafu.de/~dbrueg/normarz.html
1776     Norbert Marzahn sagt: Ich besitze die Mittel, um
1777     "Rechts"- und "Links"-Radikalismus auszuloeschen.
1778     %%
1779     http://welcome.to/levitenbuero/
1780     %%
1781     <Xach> babelfish.pitney.org: "We may not get it right, but boy are we fast!"
1782     %%
1783     Subject: GNU compiler
1784     From: "Steve"
1785     Date: Thu, 16 Sep 1999 19:05:03 -0400
1786     To: <gcc@gcc.gnu.org>
1787     X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 4.72.3155.0
1788    
1789     [the following was a single line, of course]
1790     I downloaded the compiler and am trying to install it and the
1791     instructions seem to be very complicated. Can you help me understand
1792     how to install them? There is no setup file and I have downloaded from
1793     several sites in the thought that I might have the wrong version. Your
1794     assistance would be greatly appreciated
1795    
1796     Thanks,
1797    
1798     Steve
1799     %%
1800     [an "I am doing high end graphic design" type of person:]
1801     > Also, could someone tell me how to calculate DPI of an image? I have not
1802     > managed to figure this DPI system out, for example, if an image is a
1803     > 100?50 pixels, what's the DPI??
1804     %%
1805     <tigert> xachbot, op
1806     <XachBot> tigert: I have an 88 magnum. It shoots through schools.
1807     <tigert> ahem
1808     %%
1809     <tc> xachbot, acro FOOBAR
1810     -XachBot:#gimp- FOOBAR: FTP Operation Over Big Address Records | See FUBAR [Net jargon] (cached)
1811     <tc> just when you thought you had something to baffle xachbot
1812     %%
1813     [the release of perl 5.000]
1814     Date: Mon, 17 Oct 94 16:48:04 -0700
1815     From: Larry Wall <lwall@scalpel.netlabs.com>
1816     Subject: It's soup.
1817    
1818     Okay, it's there.
1819    
1820     ftp://ftp.netlabs.com/pub/outgoing/perl5.0/perl5.000.tar.gz
1821    
1822     The first one who tells me about a bug in it gets shot.
1823    
1824     Larry
1825     %%
1826     l33+ h4X0rz
1827     %%
1828     # A random text generator using Markov chains
1829     perl -e 'while(<>){$f.= $_}@l=split(/\s+/, $f);for($i=0;$i<@l-1;$i++){$W{$l[$i]
1830     }.=" ".$l[$i+1];}sub a{$w=$l[1]}&a;sub b{print "\n"}while($w){if(!($W{$w})){&b;
1831     &b;&a;last if ($q++>3);}print"$w ";@p=split(/ /,$W{$w});$c=@p;until($s=int(rand
1832     ($c))){1}$w=$p[$s]}&b' big_text_file
1833     %%
1834     > && d'oh! i knew that! can she allow her lusers to use deja? here is the url
1835     > && for the post with the whole description of how i used -P
1836     >
1837     > Well, access to deja isn't forbidden, but access to the keyboard is.
1838     > And there's no mouse.
1839     >
1840     > Abigail
1841    
1842     Wow. Someone else who reads usenet by osmosis... cool.
1843    
1844     Matt.
1845     %%
1846     Ok, our threads aren't so bad. Python's have one big
1847     giant global interpreter lock. :-)
1848    
1849     - --tom
1850     %%
1851     From: Linus Torvalds <torvalds@transmeta.com>
1852     Date: Fri, 6 Aug 1999 11:42:19 -0700 (PDT)
1853    
1854     On Fri, 6 Aug 1999, Hubert Mantel wrote:
1855     >
1856     > So the huge ISDN update in proposed-2.2.11 will be removed from the final
1857     > 2.2.11 release?
1858    
1859     [ Irritated mode: FULL BLAST ]
1860    
1861     Are you being stupid on purpose, or were you born that way?
1862    
1863     Go back and read the thread. Read why I'm irritated. READ. THINK.
1864     %%
1865     Understanding is a three edged sword. Do you *want* to get the point?
1866     %%
1867     ["MVS uses quite heavy algorithms for swapping"]
1868     On Mon, Aug 02, 1999 at 07:55:32PM +0200, Lieven Marchand wrote:
1869     > Last time I looked at it, it got to the point they had moved some
1870     > ASSISTs into microcode. IIRC, some manipulations of the process
1871     > block. I doubt Intel/Sun/MIPS/IBM is going to accomodate Linux quite
1872     > that much ;-)
1873    
1874     IBM is really really good on process technology. They have had to be.
1875     %%
1876     MVS spends a lot of time running OS algorithms to allow full
1877     preemption that Linux wastes on running user applications.
1878     %%
1879     [comments on the gcc-2.95 release]
1880     <QUOTE>
1881     I'm having problems compiling it for HP-UX 10.20. Any ideas?
1882    
1883     (I haven't actually finished downloading it yet, but I just know I'm
1884     gonna have problems with this crappy OS ;-)
1885     </QUOTE>
1886     %%
1887     The Internet interprets Windows as damage,
1888     and routes around it.
1889    
1890     Roger Larsson
1891     Skellefteå
1892     %%
1893     [configuring gcc]
1894     Noone should use --prefix=/usr without --with-local-prefix=/usr/local
1895     %%
1896     'You can solve any programming problem with another level of indirection,
1897     except the problem of too many levels of indirection.'
1898     %%
1899     [http://www.itknowledge.com/tpj/issues/vol4_1/tpj0401-0015.html]
1900    
1901     Z-code interpreters have also been written in Java; unfortunately, when it
1902     comes to cross-platform compatibility, Java's user-interface classes are
1903     finicky and unstable--just ask anyone who's tried to reason with the AWT
1904     on different JVMs.
1905    
1906     [and later]
1907    
1908     Pilfer is a practical implementation of two of the cardinal rules of
1909     adventure gaming:
1910    
1911     1.Anything that is not nailed down is mine.
1912     2.Anything that I can pry loose is not nailed down.
1913     %%
1914     [the ||-operator can be thought of as "or", && can be thought of as
1915     "and", but how would you call the ??-operator?]
1916    
1917     >>>>> "NK" == Nathan Kurz <nate@valleytel.net> writes:
1918    
1919     NK> ?? -> huh?
1920    
1921     That's a great name. The huh? operator.
1922    
1923     <chaim>
1924     %%
1925     `One of the reasons we continue to use Fortran is that it's easier to fix
1926     code written without attention to such details in Fortran than in other
1927     languages. To put it another way, Fortran is the only language where
1928     people who barely get by with their numerical skills can "write useful
1929     numerical code." Many times those people are the only experts in their
1930     specialty available to put a needed procedure into practice.'
1931     %%
1932     [Moderator der Sending "Teatime" auf "Radio Okerwelle", 1999-07-12]
1933     Ich muß schließlich hören was ich sage, damit ich weiß, was ich denke.
1934     %%
1935     [Dr. Dobbs #8, 1999, describing how you can AVOID downloading or executing
1936     Java applets, scripts and ActiveX controls while _parsing_(!) an html
1937     page]
1938     ... you must utilize IOleControl::OnAmbientPropertyChange with the
1939     value DISPID_AMBIENT_DLCONTROL. Before you can do this, however, you
1940     must call IOleObject::SetClientSite so that IOleControl will work
1941     properly. This is the reason you derive from IOleClientSite, even
1942     though you don't extend its functionality in any way. After the call to
1943     OnAmbientPropertyChange, IE4 will call your Invoke method to check the
1944     value of DISPID_AMBIENT_DLCONTROL. Invoke simply sets the correct bits to
1945     disable the behaviour you don't want and returns NOERROR.
1946     [Still interested in knowing how you can disable the "file not found"
1947     dialog box that will pop up when you try to parse a non-accessible file?]
1948     %%
1949     [Linus, whom I quote rarely ;-]
1950     Message passing as the fundamental operation of the OS is just an
1951     excercise in computer science masturbation. It may feel good, but you
1952     don't actually get anything DONE.
1953     %%
1954     Advantages of Windows NT over Linux:
1955     * It's easier to explain the crash was not your fault.
1956     * You've to remember only one solution all to your problems: Reboot.
1957     * You can use your mouse to type an email-message.
1958     %%
1959     > 1) On the PIII, there is the capability to get a system unique serial
1960     > number from the CPU. Does Linux read this data already? Is there plans to
1961     > read the serial number and then disable the capability (maybe so you could
1962     > get the serial number from the OS)?
1963    
1964     Current Linux disables it and doesn't save the value.
1965     %%
1966     [CRYPTO-GRAM 1999-06-15]
1967     "Microsoft set the security state-of-the-art back 25 years with DOS, and
1968     they have continued that legacy to this day."
1969     %%
1970     [From "The Elements Of Style: UNIX As Literature", by Thomas Scoville]
1971     "In a world increasingly dominated by image culture (TV, movies, .jpg
1972     files), UNIX remains rooted in the culture of the word."
1973     %%
1974     > If it is clearly documented that will not happen.
1975    
1976     Yeah, sure. Unfortunately, if the "correct" treatment of this feature
1977     means to change a dozen source files (and rth's comments make me fear
1978     that that's the case), the chance that someone, somewhere forgets to say
1979     exactly why these changes were necessary (and on what other changes in
1980     other files they depend) is far larger than I want to consider. We've
1981     seen this before. Lucky we are that some long time gcc-hackers are
1982     still among us, who might remark: Oh yes, that's undefined by the C
1983     Standard, but it happens to be an extension gcc supports ... Seen that,
1984     got the T-shirt.
1985     %%
1986     Subject: Re: Linux and aliasing?
1987     From: Joe Buck <jbuck@Synopsys.COM>
1988     Date: Fri, 4 Jun 99 10:00:16 PDT
1989     To: torvalds@transmeta.com (Linus Torvalds)
1990     Cc: craig@jcb-sc.com, jbuck@Synopsys.COM, mark@codesourcery.com,
1991     davem@redhat.com, chip@perlsupport.com, egcs@egcs.cygnus.com
1992     X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL11]
1993    
1994     Linus writes, to Craig:
1995    
1996     > I haven't maintained a compiler long-term. I _have_ maintained a larger,
1997     > and arguably mode complex system with many more degrees of freedom and
1998     > thus choices than gcc.
1999    
2000     No, gcc is substantially larger than the Linux kernel (on the order of 10x
2001     larger, as anyone can easily verify). gcc does not need to deal with race
2002     conditions, so in that sense it is simpler, but in other respects it is
2003     far more complex than the kernel.
2004    
2005     [NOTE for the reader: this is not really true, as the device drivers
2006     bomb the comparison away, but the complexity argument still holds]
2007    
2008     [ personal insults deleted, perhaps the author is in need of a vacation ]
2009     %%
2010     Subject: Re: Linux and aliasing?
2011     From: craig@jcb-sc.com
2012     To: torvalds@transmeta.com
2013    
2014     >I want the _user_ to be able to give input.
2015     [...]
2016     >I happen to think that the "explicit cast invalidates the alias
2017     >information" rule is the simplest and best one, and gives the user the
2018     >best control without adding things like new attributes or other ways to
2019     >let the user be in control.
2020    
2021     In other words, you believe you are a better language designer than
2022     the ISO C people as well as the gcc maintainers, despite the fact
2023     that you know, what, *nothing* about language design, and *nothing*
2024     about compiler design and, especially, long-term maintenance of
2025     compilers?
2026     %%
2027     Subject: Re: Linux and aliasing?
2028     From: Joe Buck <jbuck@Synopsys.COM>
2029    
2030     Linus writes:
2031     > Oh, you don't expect me to complain about bad code generation when I know
2032     > gcc could do better?
2033    
2034     Oh, don't worry, we expect you to complain, and in a rude and insulting
2035     matter at that. We're used to it. It seems that you were a nicer guy
2036     before you had so many worshippers.
2037     %%
2038     Subject: Re: Linux and aliasing?
2039     From: Branko Cibej <branko.cibej@hermes.si>
2040     Date: Fri, 04 Jun 1999 10:07:09 +0200
2041     To: egcs@egcs.cygnus.com
2042     X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.6 [en] (WinNT; I)
2043    
2044     Linus Torvalds wrote:
2045    
2046     > I think it's a damn shame that instead of technical arguments _everything_
2047     > revolves around people reading the standard as if it was the bible, and
2048     > trying to make people feel guilty for not really caring. It's not a sin to
2049     > just want to get good code without having to do magic contortions, guys.
2050    
2051     Why, Linus, it's trivial to do! Use MSVC instead of egcs, then you can do
2052    
2053     #pragma optimize("a", on/off)
2054    
2055     around every single statement, if you like. It even supports anonymous unions
2056     _and_ structs, and is only slightly influenced by the ISO C standard.
2057    
2058     They'll even sell you a version that can generate code for the alpha!
2059    
2060     >:->
2061    
2062     Brane
2063    
2064    
2065     P.S.: Just for the record: I, a "real user" and (imnsho) a "clever programmer"
2066     who "know what I'm doing", at least most of the time, and who do not "read the
2067     standard as if it were a bible", vote for having a standard-conforming
2068     compiler that's not bloated by a ton of marginally useful (or even useless)
2069     features. If I want featuritis, I know where I can get it.
2070    
2071    
2072     P.P.S: They can't even spell "optimise" ...
2073     %%
2074     You can have it Soon, Cheap, and Working; choose *two*
2075     %%
2076     "Scientific" studies have found that a 2.2.x Linux router with
2077     fast-switching enabled, using Tulip 100baseT cards, can melt a
2078     high-end Cisco's 100baseT interfaces.
2079     %%
2080     1) Thread switching is faster than process switching by a little bit on Linux
2081     2) Process switching on linux is faster than thread switching on NT
2082     3) Almost anything is faster than process switching on NT
2083     %%
2084     [gimp-developers, on the use of keyboard modifiers for drawing tools]
2085    
2086     > Simple. Powerful. Fast. Choose at most two.
2087    
2088     Perhaps this should be an option in the preferences dialog? :)
2089     %%
2090     [perl is cryptic??]
2091     Subject: @{$${->{{{{~{}~{{{NO CARRIER
2092     From: Jarkko Hietaniemi <jhi@iki.fi>
2093     Date: Mon, 24 May 1999 21:55:37 +0300 (EET DST)
2094    
2095     We have still a long way to go-- from the zsh-workers mailing list:
2096    
2097     : Just thought of a trivial way to take a lot of grief out of parameter
2098     : substitution. This patch makes the following valid:
2099     :
2100     : ${${${${(f)"$(typeset)"}:#*local *\=*}%%\=*}##* }
2101     :
2102     : replacing the equivalent but grotesquer
2103     :
2104     : "${(@)${(@)${(@)${(@f)$(typeset)}:#*local *\=*}%%\=*}##* }"
2105     %%
2106     Long noun chains don't automatically imply security. - Bruce Schneier
2107     %%
2108     > |> Spoken as a true C programmer. However you are wrong. Case-preserving, but
2109     > |> insensitive, is the CORRECT way for file systems. Capitalization should not
2110     > |> matter for interpretation of a file name just as it doesn't matter for
2111     > |> interpreting words in any human language.
2112     >
2113     > This is wrong. In German, there is a big difference between "paar" und
2114     > "Paar" (the first meaning "a few", the second "pair").
2115    
2116     The classic example:
2117    
2118     "Ich habe liebe Genossen in Moskau" - I've got dead comreds in Moscow.
2119     "Ich habe Liebe genossen in Moskau" - I enjoyed love in Moscow.
2120     %%
2121     [do we need oo-style IO::File class in perl?]
2122     >_You_ aren't gonna code "use IO::File".
2123    
2124     And there's no reason for anyone else to, either, especially
2125     once Nick finishes the Larry-blessed autovivification of
2126     lvaluabled undefs in open(), socket(), etc.
2127    
2128     What's next, a String class for Perl?
2129    
2130     --tom
2131     %%
2132     [some example of the kind of mail I sometimes receive:]
2133     i was just trying to help u out not hurt you in anyway ok i have the fbi
2134     working on something for me
2135     u havent done anything to me ok and the sherriffs department came by to talk
2136     to me nutting concerning y ok
2137     piece
2138     russ
2139     %%
2140     [From "Basic Information about Unix", common commands:]
2141    
2142     pico (text editor for beginners)
2143     vi (text editor for advanced users)
2144     emacs (text editor for advanced users)
2145     ed (text editor for beginners)
2146     %%
2147     There is no reason in principle that a Perl script shouldn't start with
2148    
2149     use Python;
2150    
2151     and appear to work exactly like Python from there to the end of the file.
2152     Except maybe faster. :-)
2153    
2154     Larry
2155     %%
2156     > Perl6 gives us an opportunity to re-examine every feature at a microscopic level.
2157    
2158     just what I'm afraid of... I thought this was to be Perl6, not Perl
2159     2010.
2160    
2161     (Perl 2010: The Spaced Oddity?)
2162     %%
2163     The X.25 specification is not a particularly easy document to
2164     read. Contrary to expectations, it does not make great use of diagrams
2165     and tables that help to explain the workings of the protocols that
2166     it contains. Instead the document makes use of many ambiguous English
2167     descriptions of the actions that should take place, allied with a complete
2168     lack of fluency in its prose descriptions, make for a very confusing
2169     document. It is a wonder that any correct X.25 implementations have ever
2170     been created.
2171     %%
2172     > Joe: (walking into McDonalds) Hi, I'd like a Big Mac.
2173     >
2174     > Cashier: Okay, here's your Big Mac and here's your Coke. That'll be
2175     > $3.99.
2176     >
2177     > Joe: Uh, I don't want a Coke.
2178     >
2179     > Cashier: Sorry, they're bundled.
2180     >
2181     > Joe: What? I'm not paying for a Coke!
2182     >
2183     > Cashier: You don't; the Coke is free.
2184     >
2185     > Joe: But wasn't a Big Mac $2.49 last week?
2186     >
2187     > Cashier: Sure, but this latest Big Mac is far more innovative. It's
2188     > got integrated Coke!
2189     >
2190     > Joe: I already bought a Snapple across the street... I'm not going
2191     > to drink the Coke.
2192     >
2193     > Cashier: Then you can't have the burger.
2194     >
2195     > Joe: Okay, fine, I will pay the $3.99 and throw the Coke away.
2196     >
2197     > Cashier: Oh, you can't do that. They're seamlessly integrated. Totally
2198     > inseparable.
2199     >
2200     > Joe: How can that be? They're two totally separate things!
2201     >
2202     > Cashier: No, watch. (takes Big Mac, dunks it in a tank of Coke) See?
2203     >
2204     > Joe: Why did you just do that?!
2205     >
2206     > Cashier: It's a benefit to the consumer. Otherwise you'd end up with
2207     > two different, inconsistent tastes. This way you're assured of a
2208     > continuous taste across all your foods.
2209     %%
2210     Threads are like salt. I like salt, you like salt, we all
2211     like salt, but we eat more pasta than salt.
2212     %%
2213     From: Nathan Torkington <gnat@frii.com>
2214    
2215     Don't be bitten by Perl, get crushed by Python.
2216     Python: Perl for the punctuation-phobic.
2217     It takes 4 days for a python to digest a hamster, but only 2 days
2218     for you to digest this book.
2219     Python: it's really better but nobody uses it.
2220     Python: just for the whitespace of it.
2221     Join The Trickle
2222     Python: more popular than Dylan!
2223     Python: not written by crackheads in a gutter!
2224     Are you uptight? Try our new Python Hangups series.
2225     %%
2226     Well Microsoft announced this new language called COOL which I can
2227     honestly say that I have seen NO CRAPPY CODE written in. OTOH it appears
2228     that to achieve this miraculous status by the simple technique of being
2229     complete and utter vapourware.
2230    
2231     Microsoft, taking the Business out of COBOL.
2232     %%
2233     [From "Programming Perl"]
2234    
2235     We will encourage you to develop the three great virtues of a
2236     programmer: laziness, impatience and hubris
2237     %%
2238     [Alexander Stepanov, creator of the STL]:
2239    
2240     Yes. STL is not object oriented. I think that object orientedness is
2241     almost as much of a hoax as Artificial Intelligence. I have yet to
2242     see an interesting piece of code that comes from these OO people. In
2243     a sense, I am unfair to AI: I learned a lot of stuff from the MIT AI
2244     Lab crowd, they have done some really fundamental work: Bill Gosper's
2245     Hakmem is one of the best things for a programmer to read. AI might
2246     not have had a serious foundation, but it produced Gosper and Stallman
2247     (Emacs), Moses (Macsyma) and Sussman (Scheme, together with Guy Steele). I
2248     find OOP technically unsound. It attempts to decompose the world in
2249     terms of interfaces that vary on a single type. To deal with the real
2250     problems you need multisorted algebras - families of interfaces that
2251     span multiple types. I find OOP philosophically unsound. It claims that
2252     everything is an object. Even if it is true it is not very interesting -
2253     saying that everything is an object is saying nothing at all. I find OOP
2254     methodologically wrong. It starts with classes. It is as if mathematicians
2255     would start with axioms. You do not start with axioms - you start with
2256     proofs. Only when you have found a bunch of related proofs, can you
2257     come up with axioms. You end with axioms. The same thing is true in
2258     programming: you have to start with interesting algorithms. Only when you
2259     understand them well, can you come up with an interface that will let them
2260     work.
2261     [...]
2262     You can't write a generic max() in Java that takes two arguments of some
2263     type and has a return value of that same type. Inheritance and interfaces
2264     don't help. And if they cannot implement max or swap or linear search,
2265     what chances do they have to implement really complex stuff? These are my
2266     litmus tests: if a language allows me to implement max and swap and linear
2267     search generically - then it has some potential.
2268     [...] Java is clearly an example of a money oriented programming (MOP).
2269     It might be successful - after all, MS DOS was - and it might be a
2270     profitable thing for all your readers to learn Java, but it has no
2271     intellectual value whatsoever.
2272    
2273     [Later, on OMG protocols like CORBA]
2274     I am old enough to remember all the networking standards that were coming
2275     out in the seventies. Who remembers them now?
2276     %%
2277     [Stiftung Warentest "test", WDR 19990419:]
2278     "Schlechtes muß nicht billig sein..."
2279     %%
2280     [/bin/false on solaris]
2281     #!/usr/bin/sh
2282     # Copyright (c) 1984, 1986, 1987, 1988, 1989 AT&T
2283     # All Rights Reserved
2284    
2285     # THIS IS UNPUBLISHED PROPRIETARY SOURCE CODE OF AT&T
2286     # The copyright notice above does not evidence any
2287     # actual or intended publication of such source code.
2288    
2289     #ident "@(#)false.sh 1.6 93/01/11 SMI" /* SVr4.0 1.3 */
2290     [obvious invocation of exit snipped to avoid lawsuit. Yup, *1* line.]
2291     %%
2292     <Aspirin> but ee uses imlib, and imlib is documented to take 4.7 days to start up on a 486 by Alan Cox.
2293     %%
2294     When a tar built for SunOS runs under Solaris, it's incapable of opening
2295     or creating files with "lib/locale" in the path. It replaces that part of
2296     the path with "lib/oldlocale".
2297     %%
2298     [Bruce Schneier in CRYPTO-GRAM, 19990315]
2299    
2300     "Microsoft prefers to treat security holes as a public relations problem,
2301     rather than fixing the actual problem."
2302    
2303     [further down: the official answer from Microsoft about a problem where
2304     just viewing a website would invisibly run unrestricted code on your
2305     machine]
2306    
2307     "Microsoft appreciates your input regarding this issue, however in lieu
2308     of modern technology being what it is, we all need to be personally
2309     responsible for knowing what we are downloading off the internet."
2310    
2311     [see http://www.panix.com/~dfoster/sec/chrono.html]
2312     %%
2313     [Steve Funston wrote to me, after I unsubscribed him from gimp-perl for
2314     spamming:]
2315    
2316     >fuck you ass hole duh you are just a big fucker
2317     >>
2318     >>An error was generated by your request to our servers:
2319     >>------------------------------------------------------
2320     >>
2321     >>Your Email: bfunston@mich.com
2322     >>
2323     >>ERROR: You are not a member of this list.
2324    
2325     [and later, misquoting my name:]
2326     >mark is not only a big fat liar but he is an ass hole.
2327     %%
2328     [How much of the microsoft shares does Bill Gates hold?]
2329     He has 19.8%. Paul Allen has 5.5%. Steve Ballmer has 4.7%.
2330     %%
2331     > And what's wrong with being named Peter?
2332     If linus was peter, Linux would be called penix? (just guessing) ;)
2333     %%
2334     According to Microsoft KnowledgeBase article Q216641, Microsoft Windows
2335     95/98 are limited to an uptime of *exactly* 49.7 days.
2336    
2337     --found by Vincent Janelle (Random)
2338     %%
2339     > Leave that to RMS.
2340    
2341     If you had just sat through the horrific panel with Larry,
2342     RMS, Richard, and Linus, you would want to leave a whole lot
2343     else to RMS -- like a couple of megatons of the manure that
2344     he's full of.
2345    
2346     Support BSD/Linux.
2347    
2348     --tom
2349     %%
2350     "The FSF is a cult -- don't support them." --Rob Pike
2351     %%
2352     We are Linux. Resistance is an indication that you missed the point.
2353     %%
2354     > Perhaps the cracker himself (itself? ;) isn't bright enough to delete shell
2355     > history, but his shrink-wrapped cracking tools might be a lot brighter...
2356    
2357     Some of them are. A surprising number aren't. A personal favorite of
2358     mine was the log from a cracker who couldn't figure out how to untar
2359     and install the trojan package he'd ftped onto the machine. he tried a
2360     few times, and then eventually gave up and logged out.
2361     %%
2362     [on channel #gimp]
2363    
2364     [msg(Xachbot)] insult me
2365     [XachBot(xachbot@home.xach.com)] schmorp: David Miller would never approve of that.
2366     %%
2367     [the creation]
2368     http://www.toodarkpark.org/caffeine-cgi-bin/textfile/net-hx.txt
2369     %%
2370     THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #12: LITHP
2371    
2372     This otherwise unremarkable language is distinguished by the absence of
2373     an "S" in its character set; users must substitute "TH". LITHP is said
2374     to be useful in protheththing lithtth.
2375     %%
2376     Ich zog hier nur einen Pseudoschluss aus dieser sache, den ich nicht
2377     selbst schliesse.
2378     Norbert Harry Marzahn, selbsternannter "Judaaer"
2379     am 13.12.98 in de.alt.ufo
2380     %%
2381     According to Gurusamy Sarathy:
2382     > "Resistance is futile, you will be modularized."
2383    
2384     No:
2385    
2386     use Borg;
2387     make_threat(-type => 'standard', -doom => 'modularized');
2388    
2389     --
2390     Chip Salzenberg - a.k.a. - <chip@perlsupport.com>
2391     %%
2392     "And over here, ladies and gentlemen, may I draw your attention to
2393     the 'posicks box', a mechanism within one of the late 20th century
2394     sub-I hardware gestalt integration agents (then called 'operating
2395     systems', this particular one being referred to as 'windows' by
2396     its commercial-mimetic sustainer), designed so as to provide the
2397     appearance and functionality required to comply with one of the few
2398     agreed-upon integration schemas (sub-I, of course) available at the
2399     time. Unsurprising given the non-integration imperitives used by the
2400     agent's sustainter, this mechanism was demonstrated to be an ingenious
2401     non-integration ploy that, while supporting the integration schema,
2402     failed to support the local interconnect schemas that this agent
2403     specialized in. This produced a classic focus rift in the knowledge
2404     pool, benefiting the sustainer in the short run due to the focus
2405     concentration facilities available to commericial-class mimetic
2406     sustainers. Practically, this wasn't a significant loss, in the long
2407     run, as neither the 'windows' or 'posicks' schemas were relevant to
2408     modern quasi-I agents. These two do live on, however, in a few niches.
2409     'posicks' is used as the integration schema between most nano-scale
2410     logic units (a fact that only a few meta-experts still need to be
2411     aware of), and 'windows' survives, for religious-mimetic reasons, as
2412     the human-communication agent in a few stereotypical toasters and soap
2413     dispensers."
2414    
2415     [Kenneth Albanowski]
2416     %%
2417     Perl ist ein Schmerzmittel.
2418     Wenn Du bei der Speicherverwaltung oder der Stringverarbeitung
2419     unter C Schmerzen hast, nimm Perl.
2420     -- Kristian Koehntopp
2421     %%
2422     > Why Windows NT Server 4.0 continues to exist in the enterprise would be a
2423     > topic appropriate for an investigative report in the field of psychology or
2424     > marketing, not an article on information technology -- John Kirch
2425     %%
2426     [bei einer mündlichen Nachprüfung in BWL, Uni Hamburg]
2427    
2428     Prof: "Was ist Agio?"
2429     Student: "Weiß ich nicht."
2430     Prof: "OK, durchgefallen!
2431     Student: "Ich habe aber Anspruch auf drei Fragen in der mündlichen Prüfung!"
2432     Prof: "Klar, was ist Disagio?"
2433     Student: "..."
2434     Prof: "...und was ist der Unterschied zwischen Agio und Disagio?"
2435     Student: "..."
2436     Prof: "...durchgefallen!"
2437     %%
2438     Chaim Frenkel <chaimf@pobox.com> writes:
2439    
2440     > Just morbid curiosity,
2441     >
2442     > Are there _any_ unix boxes that _can't_ build Perl?
2443    
2444     Yes. Broken ones.
2445    
2446     dgris
2447     %%
2448     "The kerastion is a musical instrument which cannot be heard."
2449     -- A Borges story in ten words.
2450     %%
2451     "C combines the power of assembly language
2452     with the flexibility of assembly language."
2453     %%
2454     ...
2455    
2456     <AOL>
2457    
2458     Me too!
2459    
2460     </AOL>
2461    
2462     Tig
2463     %%
2464     ping -p 2b2b2b415448300d <hostname>
2465     %%
2466     unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleep
2467     %%
2468     From: Dick Balaska <dick@buckosoft.com>
2469    
2470     I sit behind an NT dual P2/400 256MB for too many hours each day. It is
2471     "slow". One of my (fun) tasks is CD mastering. When i'm loading a 500MB
2472     wav file into the editor, the machine goes useless for two minutes while
2473     loading the wave file. Basically its just reading the file and writing it
2474     to swap. The CPU is at 5%. No Alt-Tab between apps during that time. No
2475     chance of putting the mouse over a button (too many dropped ticks). The
2476     NT kernel is just sitting waiting for I/O completions.
2477    
2478     Linux would be embarrassed to be that bad.
2479    
2480     I expected M$ to never fix this because its not "broken". However, i
2481     expect billg to start reading the above mentioned literal benchmarks and
2482     get really really pissed.
2483    
2484     Especially since i believe 1999 and 2000 to see Linux *really* start
2485     to cut into M$'s server market share.
2486     %%
2487     > Hello I'm wondering if there's a lower traffic mailing list that exists
2488     > that's strictly important kernel announcements and not general chat. I
2489     > need to stay informed but I can't handle 250 messages in a 24 hour
2490     > period.
2491     >
2492     > Sorry for the insignificant post..
2493     > Nic
2494     >
2495    
2496     Thank you for contributing to the problem.
2497    
2498     -hpa
2499     %%
2500     grep... grep... grep... (frog with unix stuck in his throat)
2501     %%
2502     "If users are made to understand that the system administrator's job is to
2503     make computers run, and not to make them happy, they can, in fact, be made
2504     happy most of the time. If users are allowed to believe that the system
2505     administrator's job is to make them happy, they can, in fact, never be made
2506     happy."
2507     - - -Paul Evans (as quoted by Barb Dijker in "Managing Support Staff", LISA '97)
2508     %%
2509     From: "Daniel P. Stasinski" <dannys@KAREMOR.COM>
2510     Subject: Microsoft Hotmail
2511     To: BUGTRAQ@NETSPACE.ORG
2512    
2513     I contacted Microsoft/Hotmail asking them to close the account
2514     of that was listed in the backdoored tcp wrapper source code.
2515     I also forwarded the offending code.
2516    
2517     The word back from them is that they will not close it. Theft
2518     of passwords and hacking does not violate thier terms of
2519     service.
2520    
2521     Daniel
2522     %%
2523     Any UNIX-killer must also have:
2524     ...
2525     * cool name like Linux (serious, these fail: GNU Hurd FreeBSD 386BSD)
2526     %%
2527     "Not all things worth doing are worth doing well."
2528     It's a phrase I use a lot. :-)
2529     [RJL]
2530     %%
2531     As John Whittaker says: ``It's UNIX. That doesn't necessarily mean it's
2532     right.''
2533     %%
2534     [Richard Stallman on the new _Pragma operator in C9X:]
2535    
2536     Amazing--they actually listened.
2537     %%
2538     That "UNIX" term is very negative. People often associate it with
2539     SCO OpenServer, Wyse terminals, and 60 people on a 386. The UNIX
2540     that people know is just awful. It looks something like this:
2541    
2542     # less foo
2543     sh: command not found
2544     # more foo
2545     sh: command not found
2546     # emacs foo
2547     sh: command not found
2548     # ed foo
2549     0
2550     help
2551     ?
2552     quit
2553     ?
2554     exit
2555     ?
2556     DIE!!!!!!!!!!
2557     ?
2558    
2559     [Albert D. Cahalan]
2560     %%
2561     Subject: Re: Stop blib warning in future releases?
2562     From: andreas.koenig@anima.de (Andreas J. Koenig)
2563     Date: 05 Jan 1999 03:15:37 +0100
2564    
2565     tim> Sure. Strictly speaking
2566    
2567     tim> use blib ':quiet';
2568    
2569     tim> would be most correct in style.
2570    
2571     Only German native speakers are allowed to treat adverbs adjectively.
2572     For the rest I'd recommend [...]
2573     %%
2574     [A new U.S. Law implementing a WIPO treaty]
2575     No person shall circumvent a technological protection measure that
2576     effectively controls access to a work protected under this title
2577     [Or, in other words, applied cryptanalysis will be illegal.
2578     too bad --- ]
2579     %%
2580     Microsoft - Is it going to work today?
2581     %%
2582     Subject: Re: [gimp-devel] GIF plugin legal issues
2583    
2584     > Actually, my understanding is that Unisys doesn't currently enforce the
2585     > licensing cost on free software, but maybe I am mistaken.
2586    
2587     The general wording, spoken by an unnamed GIMP developer, is, if you'll
2588     pardon the language, "Unisys can go fuck itself."
2589     %%
2590     [once on linux-kernel:]
2591     > >who are you why on yahoo when iprint sf16fmi i fond you i need drv
2592     > Does anyone have the secret decoder ring to make sense of this?
2593     he's confused about us showing up in a search match on yahoo, but needs
2594     driver(s) for his sf16fmi thingy.
2595     %%
2596     > Did you try to compile kdeadmin from the CVS tree ?
2597    
2598     No I ran the KDE binaries. Im not interested in broken programs that
2599     include wrong #include files in their source.
2600     %%
2601     [unix-faq]
2602    
2603     Someday, you are going to accidentally type something like
2604     "rm * .foo", and find you just deleted "*" instead of "*.foo".
2605     Consider it a rite of passage.
2606     %%
2607     "There's one word that strikes fear into nuclear scientists..."
2608     "Oops."
2609     -- MST3K
2610     %%
2611     Seems like 80-bit spills would be closer to IEEE, if not close enough to
2612     claim full support. Off-hand I'd say people would be happier with
2613     those numeric properties than with the current situation.
2614    
2615     I'll think about the esoterica (probably break down and ask people here).
2616     It would certainly make gcc the most reliable x86 floating-point compiler
2617     I know. Sun's does something similar to -ffloat-store by default (gee,
2618     look at how fast that ultra is), and Microsoft's runs off the end of the
2619     stack at run-time . I don't know what Intel's does, so I'm not considering
2620     it. ;)
2621     %%
2622     >I was using the localtime function to change time_t into it's various
2623     >human-readable parts. I noticed that $year gets returned as 98 and
2624     >not 1998. I tested a few different unices and got the same result.
2625     >This is expected behavior based on the examples I've seen and my own
2626     >testing. My question is how is this y2k compliant?
2627    
2628     What part of your C library's documentation on localtime(3), the perlfunc
2629     documentation on the Perl localtime function, the perlfaq4 entry on `Does
2630     Perl have a year 2000 problem?', and the Y2K document on www.perl.com
2631     did you find to be unclear on the answer to this question?
2632    
2633     --tom
2634     %%
2635     > * Have you ever wondered how life began ?
2636    
2637     In a laboratory somewhere at Bell Labs.
2638    
2639     >Why does it end ?
2640    
2641     Ask the X3J11 committee.
2642    
2643     > * Can you tell WHY there is life ? What is the purpose of it ?
2644     > * Can YOU do anything to make your life worth living ? WHAT ?
2645    
2646     To promote the the DEATH OF ANSI C! K+R FOREVER! DOWN WITH PORTABILITY!
2647     %%
2648     "Unix *is* Perl's IDE!"
2649     -- Tom Christiansen
2650     %%
2651     [Sputnik]
2652    
2653     Do you honestly think the Americans would mention a Soviet success? :-)
2654     A number of years back I saw an exhibition in the US on the development of
2655     supersonic passenger aircraft. They forgot to mention Concorde. It
2656     wouldn't surprise me in the least if most people at NASA had never heard
2657     of Sputnik.
2658     %%
2659     NTFS by default adds unnecessary serialization to an extent that
2660     even older file systems such as FFS do not, and its performance
2661     characteristics reflect that. In fairness, it should be said that it is
2662     the superior approach for most removable media without software control
2663     of ejection (e.g. IBM PC floppies).
2664     %%
2665     Never attribute to malice what could as well be explained by stupidity.
2666     - Hanlons razor -
2667     %%
2668     Shallit's Razor: Never attribute to conspiracy what may be adequately
2669     explained by stupidity or incompetence.
2670     %%
2671     According to Chris Nandor:
2672     > I thought about creating a web interface to input, edit, delete entries,
2673     > but that would have taken me longer, been more complex and less secure, and
2674     > offered no significant advantages.
2675    
2676     That one's in the quotes file. Thanks.
2677     %%
2678     My friend who had a Compaq called one day when his built-in cdrom drive
2679     stopped responding. Their answer "its a virus. Reinstal Windows". So he did
2680     (?) and it still didn't work. He called them and they said "its a virus,
2681     reinstall." "But I just installed. If there is a virus, it came from YOUR
2682     quick restore disk." "No, no virus there, but you DO have a virus. My paper
2683     in front of me says so."
2684    
2685     He took it back and bought a Gateway.
2686     %%
2687     9. Deinde, ne in posterum a XII kalendas aprilis aequinoctium recedat,
2688     statuimus bissextum quarto quoque anno (uti mos est) continuari debere,
2689     praeterquam in centesimis annis; qui, quamvis bissextiles antea semper
2690     fuerint, qualem etiam esse volumus annum MDC, post eum tamen qui
2691     deinceps consequentur centesimi non omnes bissextiles sint, sed in
2692     quadringentis quibusque annis primi quique tres centesimi sine bissexto
2693     transigantur, quartus vero quisque centesimus bissextilis sit, ita ut
2694     annus MDCC, MDCCC, MDCCCC bissextiles non sint. Anno vero MM, more
2695     consueto dies bissextus intercaletur, februario dies XXIX continente,
2696     idemque ordo intermittendi intercalandique bissextum diem in
2697     quadringentis quibusque annis perpetuo conservetur.
2698     %%
2699     You obviously have not dealt with Microsoft Winnt 4.0
2700     and all the Service Pack then. While one Service Pack
2701     did somewhat correct the Y2K problem was not aware that
2702     2000 was in fact a leap year. There was no way to set
2703     the date to Feb 29, 2000.
2704     %%
2705     "Ernst Lehmann, die Organisationsredundanz beim Cluster-Treffen"
2706     %%
2707     HP Computer NEWS 3/98 about HP 2000/CN printer (page 24): "Darüber
2708     hinaus ... hat der HP 2000C/CN durch den Einsatz von Intel MMX-
2709     Technologie Zugriff auf deren Farbtabellen und kann so Farbbilder
2710     schneller verarbeiten" (A mistake made when translating. It's hard to
2711     get the wrong meaning if translated back to English, sorry.)
2712     %%
2713     From: Robert Lipe
2714     > > I program computers with no screens and no keyboards for a living.
2715     > > Switches and front-panels are a LUXURY! :-)
2716     >
2717     > But I guess you are not _programming_ these computers without a keyboard
2718     > and/or screen.
2719    
2720     Are you familiar with the Vulcan Mind Meld?
2721     %%
2722     Subject: Re: [fwd from comp.lang.python] Re: Python 2 ideas [Re: access
2723     From: Tuomas Lukka <lukka@fas.harvard.edu>
2724    
2725     On Tue, 24 Nov 1998, Ilya Zakharevich wrote:
2726     > use pedantic;
2727     > use strict 'code';
2728     >
2729     > or whatever is the syntax to switch Perl into 'dull'/'pythonish' mode.
2730    
2731     use syntax 'python';
2732    
2733     Let's just embrace&extend'em ;) ;)
2734    
2735     %%
2736     Thus it was written in the epistle of Larry Wall,
2737     >
2738     > Having discussed all this thoroughly at the Hacker's Conference this
2739     > past weekend, I've come to the conclusion that Y2K will be traumatic
2740     > primarily because people *think* it will be traumatic. A panic is a
2741     > panic whether or not it's justified. People get trampled in panics.
2742     >
2743     > It should be illegal to yell "Y2K" in a crowded economy. :-)
2744     %%
2745     [rfc1925]
2746     Good, Fast, Cheap: Pick any two (you can't have all three).
2747     %%
2748     [Alan Cox, why not port hurd to sgi, instead of linux]
2749     > A possible minus is the message-passing between the servers which might
2750     > be time-consuming.
2751    
2752     "Yesterdays technology, next week" to quote an OSI saying
2753     %%
2754     UNIX versions of ctags handle the C language, and often Pascal and Fortran
2755     77. Sometimes, they even handle assembly language. Almost universally,
2756     however, they do not handle C++...
2757     [from "learning the vi editor"]
2758     %%
2759     > correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there a thread about this a few
2760     > months back that resolved the ping -f localhost as a ping bug.
2761    
2762     Indeed, as Alan Cox said:
2763    
2764     So get a non-buggy ping(8) client.
2765    
2766     and as Ecclesiastes said:
2767    
2768     Is there any thing whereof it may be said, See, this is new? it hath been
2769     already of old time, which was before us.
2770     There is no remembrance of former things; neither shall there be any
2771     remembrance of things that are to come with those that shall come after.
2772    
2773     Regards,
2774     Tigran.
2775     %%
2776     SNMP stands for Security Not My Problem
2777     %%
2778     [slightly broken, though...]
2779     /* "Hello World" in B for 64-bit hardware! */
2780     hw [0] "Hello World.*n";
2781     main(){
2782     extrn hw;
2783     putchar(0[hw]);
2784     hw=+1;
2785     putchar(0[hw]);
2786     }
2787     %%
2788     > So what comes first the chicken or the egg? :)
2789    
2790     The egg. Always. By definition.
2791     %%
2792     > > PPS: Robert, I just made my first y2k fix to that script ;()
2793     >
2794     > Better check your scsi cables.
2795     %%
2796     Arroganz durch Wissen
2797     [Dirk Jagdmann]
2798     %%
2799     [Re: Pegasus - Gut oder Boese?]
2800     > Weil er sie dabei ja unterstuetzt. Da er aber (abgesehen von den ersten
2801     > ein- oder zweimal) nur auf Anrufen von Rosa-Girl erscheint, koennte man es
2802     > auch anders herum sagen. wenn CU Pfeift, kommt er angaloppiert 8))
2803    
2804     was aber leider bedeutet, daß usa die Rennsemmel ständig mit
2805     sich rumschleppen mu?. ^_-
2806     Nur weil die Kleine die Bimmel hat!
2807    
2808     Und wer weiß, was dieses pädophile Pferd eigentlich noch so
2809     bezwecken will... ^_-
2810     %%
2811     >James :\
2812     >
2813     >I apologize for adding a message to this possibly trivial thread.
2814    
2815     I like your sig. I hope you use it for everything you post.
2816     %%
2817     From: Mason <mason@schwanda.resnet.tamu.edu>
2818     Subject: night of the undead ip stack
2819     Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1998 13:03:19 -0600 (CST)
2820     %%
2821     > The person who decides to invent UNICODE support for Linux
2822     > is just asking for a black eye.
2823    
2824     But Unicode for NT is such fun!
2825    
2826     For example, the checked DbgPrint() bluescreens above DISPATCH_LEVEL
2827     if you try to print a Unicode string--the Unicode->ASCII
2828     translation tables are marked as pageable.
2829    
2830     Since as far as I know, printk() does not have any format specifiers
2831     that cause obscure kernel panics, Linux is clearly behind in this
2832     area.
2833     %%
2834     Linux: a no problem operating system for no problem people.
2835     [Lukas Grunwald]
2836     %%
2837     http://dd.sh/perlfs/:
2838    
2839     THIS IS AN EXPERIMENTAL (PRE-ALPHA) VERSION OF THE PERL FILESYSTEM.
2840     EVEN WHEN IT LOADS WITHOUT CAUSING A KERNEL PANIC, IT WILL LOCK UP
2841     YOUR MACHINE, DESTROY ALL YOUR DATA, KIDNAP YOUR FAMILY AND
2842     (DEPENDING ON SAID FAMILY'S CONFIGURATION) SHOOT YOUR CAT, DOG, AND/OR
2843     FIRST-BORN CHILD.
2844     %%
2845     [a comment on http://dd.sh/perlfs/]
2846     Forget GNU/Linux. /PerL/inux will conquer all.
2847    
2848     kill 0,1 if -x '/PerL/inux'; # request kernel mode
2849     %%
2850     [Tim Hollebeek on real arithmetic]
2851     On a machine with a sane floating point model, the results make sense.
2852     For example, my SGI workstation prints:
2853    
2854     0.00000000000000011102 1.00000000000000000000 1.00000000000000020000 1.00000000000000040000
2855    
2856     However, a machine with the Intel FPU from hell gives:
2857    
2858     0.00000000000000000005 1.00000000000000000000 1.00000000000000000000 1.00000000000000000000
2859    
2860     due to the fact that whether 1+x and 1 are the same number depends on whether
2861     the numbers are in the FPU or not.
2862     %%
2863     [Grüner Tip/Arte]
2864     Ihre Nachbarn sind zu laut und feiern andauernd Parties? Kein Problem, ihr
2865     Bohrer wird nachts um zwei spielend mit _jedem_ Lärm fertig....
2866     %%
2867     Remember, eating healthy doesn't make you live longer, it just makes it seem
2868     longer...
2869     %%
2870     [M$ about unix development tools like GCC]
2871     By the standards of the novice / intermediate developer accustomed to
2872     VB/VS/VC/VJ, these tools are incredibly primitive.
2873     %%
2874     > > Praha is nice and our university is interesting, since it is according
2875     > > to tests most complex and impractical computer science university on the
2876     > > world :) I just love it...
2877     >
2878     > Oh well, great that I won't be studying there...
2879     >
2880     It is really fun.... just now I have lesson (that reminds me that I really
2881     should go now) about set theory and infinity... it is really fun and very
2882     practical...
2883     for example that you have cinema with infinity chairs and infinity plus one
2884     person wants to see movie... what do yo do?
2885     Just let sit down the first infinity persons and then last person ask first
2886     one to move to second chair, second one to move to third and so on and
2887     everyone fits.. isn't that great to know? :))
2888    
2889     Jan Hubicka
2890     %%
2891     > template< template< template<class> class > class Tmpl> A {};
2892     [...]
2893     > I think that this construction is allowed by the ANSI C++.
2894    
2895     No, it is not. What you meant is
2896    
2897     template< template< template<class> class > class Tmpl> class A {};
2898     %%
2899     Jan Dubois writes:
2900     > A) perl-5.00553
2901     > path = \perl\5.00553\bin\MsWin32-x86\perl.exe
2902     > cc = cl.exe
2903     A performance analysis compiling with M$ compiler? Get real!
2904    
2905     [...]
2906    
2907     Ilya
2908     %%
2909     >Shouldn't the kernel compile with all combinations of options.
2910    
2911     Yes. Feel free to fix it and send a patch.
2912    
2913     p.
2914     %%
2915     [tomc]
2916     Jean-Louis provides four arguments in favor of the overloading of the
2917     logical && and || operators. Here they are:
2918    
2919     +------------------------------------------+
2920     | Other languages, notably C++, permit it. |
2921     +------------------------------------------+
2922    
2923     This one is hardly persuasive. Many languages do innumerable things
2924     that Perl does not do. Just for example, take:
2925    
2926     * Csh reparses and re-evals interpolated strings, allowing something
2927     like C<$cmd $var> to do interesting things.
2928     * The Fortran lexer (as it were), having no need of white space to
2929     infer tokens, allows C<DO I=1.10> and C<DO I=1,10> to coexist in an
2930     interesting way.
2931     * Icon has an entirely different notion of success and failure,
2932     allowing expressions like (X < Y < Z) to do interesting things.
2933     * Scheme has call-with-continuation, allowing co-routines to do
2934     interesting things.
2935     * C++ has template classes with abnormal typing rules even for that
2936     language, allowing parameterized meta-classes to do interesting
2937     things.
2938     %%
2939     Make is like Pascal: everybody likes it, so they go in and change it.
2940     --Dennis Ritchie
2941     %%
2942     perl -wlpe '}{$_=$.' file # Count the number of lines.
2943     %%
2944     [not quite duff's device, but...]
2945    
2946     switch (x)
2947     default:
2948     if (prime(x))
2949     case 2: case 3: case 5: case 7:
2950     process_prime(x);
2951     else
2952     case 4: case 6: case 8: case 9: case 10:
2953     process_composite(x);
2954     %%
2955     Is there any truth to the rumor that the number appearing
2956     after the words "Microsoft Windows" is the minimum amount of memory,
2957     in megabytes, required for execution?
2958    
2959     Craig Milo Rogers
2960     %%
2961     Mark Mielke writes:
2962     > This statement is false. The simple fact that school textbooks teach it
2963     > to be indeterminate should be enough to convince you of that.
2964    
2965     This is just another reference point about the state of education in
2966     US (apparently in Canada too?).
2967    
2968     Ilya
2969     %%
2970     [from p5p]
2971     > Now you know why threading is experimental and all, buddy.
2972    
2973     Experimental schexperimental. Anything that doesn't cause an
2974     immediate coredump is not experimental. :-) (Observant readers will
2975     note that this is a more rigorous standard than Microsoft's.)
2976    
2977     Nat
2978     %%
2979     Needless to say, Linux awk is probably gawk, which has been taking too
2980     much steroids for a while. =)
2981    
2982     --Albert Dvornik
2983     <bert@genscan.com>
2984     %%
2985     Subject: Re: zero width lookbehind considered slow
2986     From: Tom Christiansen <tchrist@jhereg.perl.com>
2987     Date: Thu, 22 Oct 1998 17:40:37 -0500
2988    
2989     >*You* do not understand? Perl is slow...
2990    
2991     Ilya: You are formerly invited to go play in the python
2992     or tcl crowd instead of here.
2993    
2994     --tom
2995     %%
2996     >What's it? Can linux be improved too? Or has it already been improved?
2997    
2998     Linux has never done anything so stupid in the first place.
2999    
3000     Linus
3001     %%
3002     On the 8th day god created email. And got noted the world was good. Then the
3003     devil added HTML mail...
3004     %%
3005     linux/lib/vsprintf.c: * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-)
3006     linux/arch/sparc64/kernel/binfmt_aout32.c: /* Fuck me plenty... */
3007     linux/arch/sparc64/kernel/ptrace.c:/* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */
3008     %%
3009     On 1998-10-11T02:37:57,
3010     Alan Cox <alan@lxorguk.ukuu.org.uk> said:
3011    
3012     > Believe me Microsoft think Linux is a threat now. Its level with things like
3013     > java in their perceived threat list, so you can expect all the usual MS
3014     > techniques to start coming this way and very soon.
3015    
3016     Arm the gnus!
3017     %%
3018     [David Miller after (another) endless discussion with Richard Kenner]
3019    
3020     Anyways, I tired (just like everyone else) of arguing endlessly with
3021     you, you're in the past, you no longer constrain my ability to improve
3022     gcc, so go away.
3023     %%
3024     I received my copy of Visual Studio 6.0 today. I couldn't believe that it
3025     wanted to install the C++ compiler into a directory called:
3026    
3027     "\Program Files\Microsoft Visual Studio\VC98"
3028    
3029     But anyways, I just had to find out if it was finally possible to compile
3030     Perl (without PERL_OBJECT) with optimization (-O2).
3031     %%
3032     [on perl version numbering]
3033     > So it could be 5.006 for the developers, but "ThreadPerl" or "Perl with
3034     > Multithreads" (or some such) for the journalists, if that's what
3035     > journalists need to make them pay attention.
3036    
3037     Down that path lies "Perl version 5.006, codename `Ticklish Uvula',
3038     was released today" madness.
3039     %%
3040     [on perl version numbering]
3041     > elaine> 5.1 would be a good thing(tm) as it would draw attention,
3042     > elaine> etc. in a way that a developers versioning would. The
3043     > elaine> world is not populated by people who think the same
3044     > elaine> way. To that end, this would be a good change. Of course,
3045     > elaine> we could call it Perl99.
3046     >
3047     > To me, Perl seems to be recognized for it's language qualities, not
3048     > for marketing reasons. IMHO, perl may keep this difference with other
3049     > wintel product. More than that : Perl99, would let believe people that
3050     > it is not Y2K proofed, or still in beta (<1.00). So it's not a good
3051     > marketing name, anyway.
3052    
3053     Right. Then, to be Y2K compliant, we'll have to call it Perl1999. Hmmm.
3054     "The year perl left earth's orbit"? Maybe we need to get the NASA guys to
3055     put perl on the next low-cost spaceshot.
3056    
3057     Of course, then c.l.p.m's motto could be "We do not commit *mindless*
3058     violence..." :-)
3059     %%
3060     Rule 1 says that Larry says that Larry has the last say, unless he changes
3061     his mind in which case he still has the last say.
3062     %%
3063     > >I never said it did.. I should have said: Binary only drivers encourage
3064     > >poor drivers
3065     >
3066     > No it doesn't.
3067    
3068     Indeed. Its down to
3069    
3070     Profit = (units * margin) - overhead
3071    
3072     and the folks who decide "overhead" arent the programmers but the management.
3073     The folks who say "you have two weeks allocated to write this driver, then
3074     we ship it" are the folks to take the issue up with, and that goes source
3075     or binaries.
3076     %%
3077     dig txt leap.yp.to
3078     %%
3079     "The fact that I'm paranoid doesn't mean that nobody's after me..."
3080     %%
3081     [linux-kernel on endianess issues with NIPQUAD]
3082    
3083     |> Do I read this correct?!? Is it more acceptable to have a bug[*],
3084     |> than a not optimal fix?!?!?
3085     |>
3086     |> s/optimal/stupid/
3087    
3088     What's stupid is little endian. <g>
3089    
3090     Andreas.
3091     %%
3092     [Paul Eggert on tz@elsie.nci.nih.gov]
3093     ...
3094     A closely related question is `What is 1 minute before 23:59:60?''.
3095    
3096     Here's a good one: `What is 1 month before 1 February 1995 in
3097     Kiritimati?''. There was no 1 January 1995 in Kiritimati; they
3098     skipped a day by moving the clocks ahead 24 hours. Similar issues
3099     arise when asking about times that occur within smaller, more typical
3100     UTC offset changes. A number of obscure questions arise here, and I'm
3101     not sure it's worth standardizing all the answers.
3102     %%
3103     [D.J.Bernstein on tz@elsie.nci.nih.gov]
3104    
3105     Paul Eggert writes:
3106     > which I am calling the `modified TIME_TAI''
3107    
3108     Your time differences break down near leap seconds. Ever watched xntpd
3109     try to handle a leap second? Wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble.
3110     %%
3111     For binary only drivers you can assume most vendors will build x86 only
3112     however.
3113    
3114     "We don't have the tools"
3115     "We can't support a non intel build"
3116     "We don't have that sort of machine"
3117     "Its not worth the time cost"
3118     "Whats an Alpha ?"
3119     %%
3120     On Thu, 1 Oct 1998, Mail Delivery Subsystem wrote:
3121    
3122     > The original message was received at Thu, 1 Oct 1998 18:39:56 -0400
3123     > from mini [10.0.0.3]
3124     >
3125     > ----- The following addresses had permanent fatal errors -----
3126     > <mailproc@fred>
3127     >
3128     > ----- Transcript of session follows -----
3129     > procmail: can't map '/lib/libc.so.5'
3130     > procmail: can't map '/lib/libc.so.5'
3131     > procmail: can't load library 'libc.so.5'
3132     > 554 <mailproc@fred>... unknown mailer error 16
3133     %%
3134     > Here is the difficulty with this discussion:
3135     > No documented problem
3136     > No reason to believe that the "solution" solves the unspecified "problem"
3137     > No clear understanding of the effects of this change on the system
3138     >
3139     > Why, this could be a discusion among AIX developers!
3140     %%
3141     > This would be a reasonable committee-like compromise that might
3142     > satisfy neither of us (:-).
3143     %%
3144     By default Microsoft has set Explorer to use gz files as VRML, you need to
3145     change the association for .gz / vrml from "start vrml program" to "always ask"
3146    
3147     dave
3148     %%
3149     On 10 Aug 1998, Ben Pfaff wrote:
3150     DG> You're not programming MS-DOS applications are you?
3151    
3152     BP> Hell no. I wouldn't touch MS-DOS with a ten-foot network cable.
3153     %%
3154     [Paul Eggert on tz@elsie.nci.nih.gov]
3155    
3156     Date: 10 Oct 1998 15:35:05 -0000
3157     From: "D. J. Bernstein" <djb@cr.yp.to>
3158    
3159     Paul Eggert writes:
3160     > * 29 February if it's a leap lear, 28 February otherwise.
3161    
3162     If that's 1 month before 31 March, then what's 1 month before 30 March?
3163     1 month before 29 March?
3164    
3165     The same as 1 month before 31 March.
3166    
3167     1 month before 28 March?
3168    
3169     28 February.
3170    
3171     And what's 1 month after 28 February? 1 month after 27 February? 1 month
3172     _before_ 27 February?
3173    
3174     28 March, 27 March, and 27 January.
3175     %%
3176     Newsgroups: comp.lang.c
3177    
3178     >Nils Goesche wrote:
3179     >> So make a security check first:
3180     >>
3181     >> if (status = UNDER_NUCLEAR_ATTACK)
3182     >> launch_full_counterstrike();
3183     >
3184     >Hmmm. The way the worlds been going lately, AI wouldn't trust that code to
3185     >do the job. Here's the revised version:
3186     >
3187     >if(status == UNDER_NULEAR_ATTACK); /* Corrected dangerous
3188     > = instead of == error*/
3189     > launch_full_counterstrike();
3190     >
3191     >Now isn't that much more reliable?
3192     >
3193     >--
3194     >Email: cyrand@hotmail.com
3195    
3196     The following variant is less reliable but much safer:
3197    
3198     if (status == UNDER_NUCLEAR_ATTACK); /* Correct dangerous
3199     launch_full_counterstrike (); = instead == error */
3200     %%
3201     It is even more cheerful than that. Not so long time ago a customers
3202     of ours totally destroyed his NT installation on Alpha.
3203    
3204     He found on a manufacturer page, no money - for a download, "NT driver"
3205     for his particular piece of a hardware. So he followed instructions
3206     to the letter - "Installation Wizzard" and all that crap - and the thing
3207     happily installed clobbering, as it is customary in these circles,
3208     essential system libraries with its own versions. The catch was that
3209     this driver was for NT/Intel and these bozos did not even bother to
3210     check for an architecture or at least mention something in some blurb.
3211     Ooops! No chance even to try to boot anymore.
3212    
3213     The saving grace was that the installation was rather new, so loses
3214     were not big, and he had an opportunity to practice an essential skill
3215     of re-installing Windows NT. Ah, and yes, this was the only NT driver
3216     available for that hardware from any source.
3217     What do you plan on doing? Using a PA system for networking? :)
3218     Whats next? A *Smell* modem? It would bring a new meaning to packet
3219     sniffing!
3220     %%
3221     "I'd rather spend 10 hours reading source code than 10 minutes on a
3222     technical support line that isn't"
3223     %%
3224     [from linux-kernel]
3225     `This code fills 8 million seats, we therefore decide what's standard.''
3226     %%
3227     [...]
3228     And especially with new machines users have a lot of clout. Several UK
3229     suppliers now carry Buslogic cards partly because they got fed up of
3230    
3231     "I'd like to order a dual PII/300, 256Mb of RAM, 17" monitor
3232     4 4Gig IBM disks, and a buslogic scsi controller"
3233     "We dont do buslogic only adaptec"
3234     "Nothing else"
3235     "Sorry"
3236     [Click]
3237    
3238     Alan
3239     %%
3240     Fünfzig Prozent der Amerikaner wurden in ihrer Kindheit sexuell mißbraucht,
3241     während weitere fünfzig Prozent von Außerirdischen entführt wurden.
3242     %%
3243     > Let's not forget that this is just an informal, free
3244     > software project. Unlke the US House of Representatives
3245     > we do not yet posess nuclear capability (certain RTEMS
3246     > users excepted, of course!).
3247    
3248     Hmmm, if some RTEMS users have nuclear facilities attached to their
3249     systems, they might be well advised to be careful using FORTRAN as
3250     their language of choice. The comp.lang.fortran FAQ states (with
3251     concurrence from resident X3J3 members) that "using a non-standard
3252     construct might start WW III, if the necessary (optional) hardware
3253     is installed"
3254    
3255     [Toon Moene in private discussion]
3256     %%
3257     Newsgroups: alt.config
3258    
3259     L. Harris wrote:
3260     >
3261     > Testing
3262    
3263     you failed.
3264     %%
3265     Roswell {Unit 6 of 5 Sam Borg} Coverup [Rev. joWazzoo - well mannered despammer]
3266     <JOWazzoo@WhiteICE.com> at We are Sam Borg Spam Assimilators Ltd. - Area 51 HQ
3267     %%
3268     Perl is really designed more for the guys that will hack Perl at least
3269     20 minutes a day for the rest of their career. TCL/Python is more a
3270     "20 minutes a week", and VB is probably in that "20 minutes a month"
3271     group. :) -- Randal Schwartz
3272     %%
3273     > alternative, when it comes to stability and power...Not to mention the
3274     > fact that bugs and fixes are very quickly available and don't come in
3275     > 18MB+ "Service Packs" :).
3276    
3277     What, you mean you _paid_ for service pack '98?
3278     %%
3279     We got this INTERNET because we whan't more information ( to learn ) now it
3280     seem's people can't handle what they see. You say freedom is a mater of
3281     choice (well it is) you have the freedom to choose to carry your butt some
3282     where else...
3283     %%
3284     Steve Orzel (phloam@vol.com) wrote:
3285     [...]
3286     : The purpose of the newsgroup is to help out other people that have questions
3287     : about a certain topic.
3288     %%
3289     Mark Robinson wrote:
3290     >
3291     > Does any have any source code to games that I can have? Does anybody
3292     > know where I can get game sources(legally)?
3293    
3294     Here's the trial version of the three-room text adventure I'm going to
3295     write. I'm not finished yet, though.
3296    
3297     void main (void)
3298     {
3299     printf ("You are in a dark room.\n");
3300     printf ("\n");
3301     printf ("You feel a sharp pain.\n");
3302     printf ("You have died.\n");
3303     printf ("\n");
3304     printf ("!!! GAME OVER !!!");
3305     }
3306    
3307     (Don't tell, but I took some of the code from Quake.)
3308    
3309     --
3310     John Kugelman. kugelman@mnsinc.com
3311     %%
3312     [mail I got after releasing a zip-password cracker, the second biggest
3313     mistake I ever made]
3314    
3315     From: "Tom Miller"
3316     Subject: Can
3317     X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 4.71.1712.3
3318    
3319     Hay man can you send me some hacking tips and tricks please
3320     send to kymmiller@bigpond.com
3321     my name is Tom Miller
3322    
3323     From: "Tom Miller"
3324     Subject: Wait
3325     X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 4.71.1712.3
3326    
3327     Hey man its Tom can you also send me any easy systems to hack and the
3328     passwords also send me any infomation about hacking websites thank you
3329     %%
3330     From: lm@bitmover.com (Larry McVoy)
3331    
3332     [...] then think a little before flaming. Or better yet, produce something
3333     better. Flaming is easy but it is basically masturbation without the orgasm
3334     so why bother? [...]
3335     %%
3336     Günter Höns <guenter.hoens@gmd.de>
3337    
3338     Newsgroups: de.alt.ufo
3339    
3340     Offensichtlich ist noch keinem das Wasser-Wachstum aufgefallen, das sogar
3341     jeden Tag geschieht. Jeden Tag waechst der Wasserberg im Meer um mehrere
3342     Meter, ist dann naeher an der Sonne und verdunstet dann. Sogenannte
3343     Wissenschaftler haben eine abenteuerliche Theorie ueber den Einfluss des
3344     Mondes auf dieses Wachstum aufgestellt, aber inzwischen wissen wir es
3345     besser: Die Wasser-Molekuele werden von Neutrinos getroffen, und verdoppeln
3346     sich dann.
3347     %%
3348     CRASH(8)
3349     no fs
3350     A device has disappeared from the mounted-device table.
3351     Definitely hardware or software error.
3352    
3353     Unix Version 7 Manual
3354     %%
3355     On Tue, 4 Aug 1998, Larry Wall wrote:
3356     >
3357     > Maybe Pi looks like this:
3358     >
3359     > =for C
3360     > i++; /* add 1 to i */
3361     > =end
3362     > =for C++
3363     > i.value() += 1; // add 1 to i, probably
3364     > =end
3365     > =for Java
3366     > system().foo().bar().i().value().please().increment(); // ???
3367     > =end
3368     >
3369     > :-)
3370     %%
3371     > > USENET is *not* the non-clickable part of WWW!
3372     %%
3373     [on linux 2.1.111]
3374    
3375     The horrid underlining which was a feature with the monochrome Linux vt's on
3376     the previous two releases of the kernel has gone. Unfortunately, so has the
3377     cursor. A couple of brief experiments didn't result in me finding a way to
3378     turn it on.
3379     %%
3380     [...]
3381     its a true story, it happend this weekend in a nice country
3382     between Belgium (wellknown for its Dutroux-case) and Germany
3383     (wellknown for its Bratwurst), lets call it the Lowlands...
3384     [...]
3385     %%
3386     I get a sense of god-like proportions when I patch /dev/kmem with dd(1).
3387    
3388     Chad C Giffin
3389     %%
3390     [usenet, an anology]
3391     Mary Green's car was smoking. She got worried. "Whatever should I do?"
3392     worried Mary... Well, as she drove along she noticed a florists shop. "Aha!
3393     Thought Mary, "Flour shops are full of thoughtless men who need to apologize to
3394     their wives. These men are the sometimes the same ones I see swearing under
3395     the hoods of their cars in the shade of a tree."
3396    
3397     "Brrring" said the bell of the door to the flower shop as Mary poked her head
3398     through the door.
3399     "HELP!!! MY CAR IS SMOKING!" Screamed Mary.
3400     "There is a garage right next door." Said the shopkeeper.
3401     "That's right," Said Melvin, "And there is a parts store across the street. If
3402     you ask for Fred, he's pretty savvy about that kind of stuff."
3403     Now Joe was also in the flower store. This was his first time in trouble, so
3404     he did not hear the 30 or 40 people per day who came in screaming about their
3405     cars smoking (mostly men, of course -- the ones under the shade trees,
3406     usually.)
3407    
3408     "Why don't you help the stinking lady!!" Screamed Joe. "It might be your
3409     muffler bearings..." he continued. Or maybe it's your deisel glow plugs or
3410     your tire pressure..."
3411     Now Tim, also new to the flower shop felt the courage to chime in, "Or it could
3412     even be your cooling system. Sometimes a hose gets a crack."
3413     "My car smoked once and it was an oil leak, where the head gasket was spraying
3414     oil in the manifold." Hollered Larry
3415     "Hey lady, why don't you get your car the patch if it's smoking" chortled Glen.
3416     Well, the hollering went on into the evening, and the lady finally went to the
3417     gas station and found that the heater core had a tiny split and was repaired in
3418     three days for a cost of $175.23.
3419     %%
3420     > Nun gut, Berliner sollen ja eh etwas heller sein.
3421    
3422     Sicher, das macht der Inzest, und die Isolation!:)
3423     %%
3424     > Nun gut, Berliner sollen ja eh etwas heller sein.
3425    
3426     Stimmt, deswegen waren sie wohl auch die ersten, die Hitler hinterherliefen...
3427     :-(
3428     %%
3429     >Mt 24,34 Wahrlich, ich sage euch: Dieses Geschlecht wird nicht vergehen, bis
3430     >dies alles geschieht.
3431     >Und es verging nicht.
3432    
3433     So what?
3434    
3435     Ich dachte eher an:
3436    
3437     " 'Und sein Wabbel wird an einer Lanze aufgespiesst', wiederholte der
3438     Oberste Groesste Meister grimmig. Im Hintergrund knarrte etwas, als
3439     Bruder Pfoertner versuchte, das klemmende Portal zu oeffnen. 'Sind wir
3440     jetzt alle soweit? Befinden sich vielleicht noch andere Unwissende
3441     unter uns,die sich verirrt haben?' fuegte er mit aetzendem Sarkasmus
3442     hinzu. 'Gut. Wunderbar. Ich bin ja _so_ froh. Vermutlich brauche ich
3443     nicht zu fragen, ob die vier Wachtuerme geschlossen sind, oder? Oh,
3444     ausgezeichnet. Hat sich jemand die Muehe gemacht, der Heiligen Hose
3445     die Beichte abzunehmen? Ach, tatsaechlich? Auf die richtige Art und
3446     Weise? Und wenn ich nachsehe? Na schoen. Sind vor den Fenstern die
3447     roten Kordeln des Intellekts gespannt worden? Gut. Nun, dann koennen
3448     wir jetzt vielleicht beginnen.' ".
3449    
3450     Terry Pratchett, "Wachen! Wachen!", S. 15f
3451    
3452     Antje
3453     %%
3454     [....]
3455    
3456     Da muss ich ja, obwohl ich beinahe meinen Humor verloren haette, leise
3457     grinsen. Ich darf zusammenfassen: Du bringst uns keine Beweise, weil Du 1.
3458     zu arm und 2. zu sehr ausgelastet mit der Rettung der Welt und der Zukunft
3459     und so bist. Ausserdem brauchst Du keine Beweise, weil sich Dein
3460     Gedankengebaeude nach eingehender Nabelschau als selbsttragend erwiesen hat.
3461     Finde ich gut! Akzeptiert!
3462    
3463     Da will ich nicht weiter stoeren,
3464    
3465     Antje
3466     %%
3467     It seems that writing to /dev/vcs0 makes the console singing "Ugh,
3468     lalala, I love you baby..."
3469     --
3470     Pavel.Janik@inet.cz
3471     %%
3472     On Thu, 16 Jul 1998, Linus Torvalds wrote:
3473     >
3474     > Kubys
3475    
3476     Kubys is my evil twin brother. Sorry about that.
3477    
3478     Linus
3479     %%
3480     > eieio stands for "Enforce In-Order Execution of I/O".
3481    
3482     .... and it is definitely my favorite name for an assembly language
3483     instruction (the non-native-English speakers on the list presumably
3484     don't know the childhood song "Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O").
3485     %%
3486     > It is *big* and never uses.
3487    
3488     That's parses like English, but I'll be hornswoggled if I can figure
3489     out what it means.
3490     --
3491     Chip Salzenberg - a.k.a. - <chip@perlsupport.com>
3492     %%
3493     [...] HP's PA-8500, for example, has 1.5 Mbytes of L1 cache on-chip. The
3494     company has described the 8500 as a cache SRAM with an ancillary CPU. [...]
3495     %%
3496     From: Dave Cinege <dcinege@psychosis.com>
3497     Date: Mon, 13 Jul 1998 06:10:31 -0400
3498    
3499     Terry L Ridder wrote:
3500    
3501     > at some future date end up being released under the BSD License is what
3502     > is being discussed.
3503    
3504     Well my licence is bigger then your licence.
3505     %%
3506     [gtk/testgtk, after dragging & dropping an object:]
3507    
3508     Drop data of type text/plain was:
3509    
3510     Bill Gates demands royalties for your use of his innovation
3511    
3512     [and the button reads]
3513    
3514     Continue with life in spite of this oppression
3515     %%
3516     Joshua Waxman <jwaxman@ymail.yu.edu> writes:
3517    
3518     While DJGPP is indeed a C as well as a C compiler, there are certain
3519    
3520     A terribly succinct, as well as a true, statement. However, it has a
3521     certain amount of redundancy.
3522     %%
3523     Compatibility with oneself is Microsoft's greatest strength. When they hit
3524     the 64 bit transition they will hit a major internal incompatibility problem.
3525    
3526     ...
3527    
3528     Peter da Silva <peter@baileynm.com>
3529     %%
3530     >Hello,
3531     >
3532     >I am new to Perl. Can anyone tell me where I can download a full
3533     >operational Perl version for a Windows 95 system?
3534     >
3535    
3536     Of course it all depends on what you mean by "a full operational Perl
3537     version" Perl on Win32 has limitations that are largely due to the
3538     nature of the underlying OS, Perl on Win95 has further limitations
3539     compared with NT due to its own shortcomings .
3540     %%
3541     An injunction delaying Windows 98 would clearly have a negative impact
3542     on the country as a whole.
3543     Compaq President & CEO Eckhard Pfeiffer,
3544     explaining why Microsoft shouldn't be
3545     prosecuted under anti-monopoly laws.
3546     %%
3547     With a PC, I always felt limited by the software available. On Unix, I am
3548     limited by my knowledge. --Peter J. Schoenster <pschon@baste.magibox.net>
3549     %%
3550     There is a need to keep from being locked into Open Systems. --IBM sales rep
3551     %%
3552     In comp.lang.perl.misc,
3553     Stylin <stylinsty@yahoo.comREMOVE> writes:
3554     :Can anyone point me to the algorithm for creating a unique id?
3555    
3556     $id = `cat /dev/kmem`;
3557    
3558     --tom
3559     --
3560     Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. :-)
3561     --Larry Wall in <8571@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>
3562     %%
3563     Newsgroup: comp.lang.perl.misc
3564     Subject: Larry 1 Bill 0
3565     %%
3566     On 3 Jul 1998, Ben Pfaff wrote:
3567    
3568     > The only problem with these AIs is that they don't handle references
3569     > to themselves as AIs very well. In faSegmentation fault (core dumped)
3570     > NO CARRIER
3571     > !@*&#@#%T^@&*(GU*SD*(@!&*(@#R(*FERHGH*(@#(&$&#@Y!&R
3572     %%
3573     > People come here to ask questions, not for intellectual gratification, but
3574     > rather they are seeking solutions. As such, the incorrect answer was
3575     > better.
3576    
3577     There's something... terribly wrong with this statement. I can't quite put
3578     my finger on it. Hmmm.
3579     %%
3580     comp.lang.c does not exist to accomodate the laziness of those who cannot be
3581     bothered to learn netiquette. That's what comp.lang.c++ is for.
3582     %%
3583     |> : > but... a microwave is an example of an embedded system,
3584     |>
3585     |> : Who says? He just said it was a microwave. He didn't say it was
3586     |> : a free-standing implimentation.
3587     |>
3588     |> This is approaching arguing for the sake of argument. Have you
3589     |> ever seen a microwave oven that supports a hosted C environment?
3590    
3591     The Lipton Ritchie Model 8 did. I'm sure that many posters will
3592     point out that Lipton's implementation of the stdio libraries was
3593     horrendously buggy. It was, but it was still a great system. It
3594     remains the only C implementation I know of that could be used to
3595     build Bison, and then cook it.
3596    
3597     Viva la buffalo burgers.
3598     %%
3599     A strategically-placed PDP-11 can be used to heat your entire
3600     home. I've got one in my basement, next to a large box of "She's
3601     The Sheriff" drink coasters. I sold my furnace years ago. The
3602     Digital Heating, Ventilation, and Air Conditioning Corporation
3603     can be found online at http://www.dhvacc.com/.
3604     %%
3605     The lbxproxy program has various options, all of which are optional.
3606     -- lbxproxy(1)
3607     %%
3608     Re: Where to learn Windows programming...
3609    
3610     |> I'll take a Schildt book any day, thanks.
3611    
3612     Great. I'm expecting to see the line above as a back-cover blurb
3613     on the next "Bullschildt: The Complete Reference".
3614     %%
3615     Subject: Re: The wrong position of while, if and else?
3616    
3617     that's some ugly piece of code buddy...
3618     %%
3619     In article <1998062718481700.OAA03186@ladder01.news.aol.com>, eyrei@aol.com (EYREI) writes:
3620     |> I have recently started learning the C Language. I have created a simple file
3621     |> to determine whether or not a number is Prime. When I run it, the program
3622     |> crashes with the error message :- Unhandled Exception :- General Protection
3623     |> Exception 0x5FD7:0x379F. Prime(1) Processor Fault.
3624    
3625     |> What does this mean.
3626    
3627     It means you've got a broken operating system, and should immediately
3628     install [free|net|open]BSD[OS] or Linux.
3629     %%
3630     Newsgroups: comp.lang.c
3631    
3632     On Thu, 25 Jun 1998, Emulov wrote:
3633     > Hi, i don't know if this is a stupid question..
3634    
3635     Off-topic, too! Imagine that.
3636     %%
3637     "Right now we are the most shit hot piece of PC networking software on the
3638     planet. The only people who can touch us are FreeBSD (who also dont do
3639     streams)."
3640     -- Alan Cox, in "Streams and Linux"
3641     %%
3642     "Perl combines all of the worst aspects of BASIC, C and line noise."
3643     - Keith Packard <keithp@ncd.com>
3644     %%
3645     Lord Fellatio <richter_m@hotmail.com>
3646    
3647     >Wo soll das Loch denn dann sein? Im Meeresboden?
3648    
3649     Klaro.
3650    
3651     >Von oben duerfte man es also ueberhaupt nicht sehen
3652     >koennen, da ueber dem potentiellen Loch im Meeresboden doch
3653     >wahrscheinlich erstmal Wasser und dann viel Eis liegen wuerde. Wie
3654     >verhindern die Ausserirdischen denn, dass Wasser ins Loch einstroemt?
3655    
3656     Na ist doch völlig logo, mit nem rotierenden Traktorstrahl. Die
3657     Energie klauen die ?r***e dem Erdmagnetfeld.
3658    
3659     >Gibt es da einen kosmischen Badewannenstoepsel? Haben sie es mit
3660     >Eisbergen verstopft? Oder benutzen sie das einstroemende Wasser zu
3661     >Kajakfahrten bis hinunter zum Suedpol? (Das waere doch auch endlich
3662     >mal eine einleuchtende Erklaerung fuer die Eismassen, die die
3663     >Antarktis bedecken - man muesste halt nur, der Kontinentaldrift
3664     >folgend, immer wieder neue Schaechte bohren. Oder die Kontinentaldrift
3665     >einfach wegdiskutieren...)
3666    
3667     Die enorme Zentrifugalkraft im Erdinnern schleudert das Wasser wieder
3668     am Nordpolpol raus, falls der Traktorstrahl versagen sollte (Dies
3669     passiert immer dann, wenn das Erdmagnetfeld umkippt). Nun kommt sicher
3670     der Einwand, die Erde würde zu langsam rotieren. Das ist nur bedingt
3671     richtig. Richtig ist hingegen, daß die Rotationsgeschwindigkeit im
3672     Erdinnern um den Faktor 1000 (ca; sehr schwer zu messen: Magma) größer
3673     ist als auf der Erdoberfläche. Dies ist auch die Ursache für die
3674     Kontinentaldrift und die Mondphasen.
3675    
3676     Die Mondphasen wiederum beeinflussen das Erdmagnetfeld und sind daher
3677     die Ursache für die Sonnenflecken. Den Sonnenflecken haben wir auch
3678     die momentane Klimaveränderung zu verdanken. Auf der anderen Seite hat
3679     die Zunahme der Treibhausgase eine Erhöhung des Reflektionsvermögens
3680     der Atmosphäre zur Folge, welches dazu führt, daß ein Teil der
3681     Sonnenenergie zur Sonne zurückreflektiert wird. Dies heizt wiederum
3682     die Sonnenflecken auf und verkürzt deren Zyklus. All dies wird sich in
3683     den nächten Monaten so aufschaukeln, daß vorraussichtlich im Novemner
3684     2002 das Erdmagnetfeld zusammenbrechen wird. Wie damals bei den Dinos.
3685     Nur war dort ein Kometeneinschlag die Ursache.
3686    
3687     cu in hell 2002
3688     %%
3689     "Hiroshima '45, Chernobyl '85, Windows '95"
3690     %%
3691     >In unix, one might say 'man 3 crypt'.
3692    
3693     Of course, on a Solaris system this won't give you what you want. You
3694     get a message that it can't find the man page for 3. It then prints
3695     the man page for crypt(1).
3696    
3697     Of course, all a beginner has to do is figure out that the 3 is the
3698     section number in the Unix manual. He can then use man man to find
3699     that on Solaris one uses -s to specify the section so he'll try
3700    
3701     man -s3 crypt
3702    
3703     Unfortunately, that doesn't work either. He'll get the message "No
3704     entry for crypt in section(s) 3 of the manual."
3705    
3706     If he doesn't give up, he can go back to the manual page for man and
3707     find that the -a switch prints all matching manual pages. Or perhaps
3708     he can figure out to use the command
3709    
3710     man -s3 Intro.3
3711    
3712     to get a list of everything in section 3. He'll then find out that
3713     crypt is in section 3C so he should use
3714    
3715     man -s3c crypt
3716    
3717     Gee. I don't understand why beginners have so much trouble with this
3718     stuff. I've only been programming Unix for 15 years and I don't have
3719     any trouble.
3720     --
3721     Michael M Rubenstein
3722     %%
3723     Take a moment to consider these lines:
3724    
3725     %OVERLOAD=( '""' => sub { join("", @{$_[0]}) } );
3726    
3727     sub html { my($type)=shift; bless ["<$type>", @_, "</$type>"]; }
3728    
3729     :-) I *love* Perl 5! Thankyou Larry and Ilya.
3730    
3731     Regards,
3732     Tim Bunce.
3733    
3734     p.s. If you didn't get it, think about recursive data types: html(html())
3735     p.p.s. I'll turn this into a much more practical example in a day or two.
3736     p.p.p.s. It's a pity that overloads are not inherited. Is this a bug?
3737     %%
3738     From: alan@lxorguk.ukuu.org.uk (Alan Cox)
3739    
3740     ...
3741    
3742     > now is evil". This only shows two things: you never looked at the bad
3743     > experiences of the industry where following a rotten design and
3744     > keeping backward compatibility lead to unusable systems. And second:
3745    
3746     I worked for 3com. I know eveyrhting about following a rotten design until
3747     its unusable, believe me I do.
3748     %%
3749     Ok(slow) -> !NeedComputer
3750    
3751     Semour Cray
3752     %%
3753     Ullrich Jans at University of Karlsruhe, Germany:
3754    
3755     Oh Gott! Es ist voller crons!
3756     %%
3757     From: p00h <p00h@MONMOUTH.COM>
3758     Subject: Re: AOL for Windows DoS/Exploit
3759    
3760     aol supports PARTIAL html, its like win95's implementation of tcp/ip
3761     it only supports parts of it
3762     %%
3763     egcs/gcc/gcse.c:
3764     /* Help stamp out big monolithic functions! */
3765     %%
3766     [...] Yes, I'm being sarcastic. Especially regarding HPPA assembler syntax
3767     as provided by HP, which was designed by someone who should not have been
3768     let near a language-design project like that, too often "little languages",
3769     whether assemblers, tools, or C++, are designed by people who are unaware
3770     of, or give little thought to, the outright readability of code written in
3771     the language, in the sense that the basic semantics should be fairly obvious
3772     *without* the reader having to memorize lots of semantic information.
3773    
3774     (In HPPA assembler's case, one glaring stupidity was the nullified branches,
3775     which have completely different semantics depending on whether the label
3776     being branched to happens to assemble to a negative or positive offset! A
3777     smarter design would have required the programmer to specify whether such a
3778     branch was a "forward" or "backward" branch explicitly, then the assembler
3779     and/or linker would complain if reality didn't match the programmer's
3780     specification. I've never looked into whether GNU's HPPA as fixes this
3781     botch; I gather GNU as fixes many botches, though, so it wouldn't surprise
3782     me if it did, even though that might make for some compatibility problems
3783     with existing HP as code.) [...]
3784    
3785     tq vm, (burley)
3786     %%
3787     libc/posix/regex.h:
3788     /* The following two types have to be signed and unsigned integer type
3789     wide enough to hold a value of a pointer. For most ANSI compilers
3790     ptrdiff_t and size_t should be likely OK. Still size of these two
3791     types is 2 for Microsoft C. Ugh... */
3792     typedef long int s_reg_t;
3793     typedef unsigned long int active_reg_t;
3794     %%
3795     libc/db2/db.h:
3796     /*
3797     * While Microsoft's compiler is ANSI C compliant, it doesn't have _STDC_
3798     * defined by default, you specify a command line flag or #pragma to turn
3799     * it on. Don't do that, however, because some of Microsoft's own header
3800     * files won't compile.
3801     */
3802     %%
3803     > UTC variation and begining and ending dates of DST (if observed) would be
3804     > great.
3805    
3806     I answered only the places I can comment on.
3807    
3808     > BASSAS DA INDIA
3809    
3810     This rock is below water half of the time!
3811     If any inhabitants have been there, I do not think they observe DST
3812     on a regular basis! ;-)
3813     %%
3814     # ./test-plugin.pl
3815     Bizarre copy of CODE in sassign at /root/.gimp/plug-ins/test-plugin.pl line 40.
3816     wire_read: unexpected EOF (plug-in crashed?)
3817     %%
3818     >
3819     > The "where do you want to go today?" generation has taken the
3820     > developer out of the "programmer" by removing the vital, development
3821     > tools from the environment and precanning software.
3822    
3823     No kidding. Point. Click. Point. Click. Point. Click. Brain Atrophy.
3824     %%
3825     Lars Chr Hausmann <36haus@but.auc.dk> writes:
3826    
3827     >Hello!
3828    
3829     >I have to write something about, what Perl is.
3830     >I need some crystal clear info about, what perl is. So if any of you
3831     >would be so kind just to mail. Then I would be grateful!
3832    
3833    
3834     Perl.
3835    
3836     regards
3837     jobst
3838     %%
3839     Subject: Re: Cyrix 6x86MX and Centaur C6 CPUs in 2.1.102
3840     From: alan@lxorguk.ukuu.org.uk (Alan Cox)
3841     Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 22:31:02 +0100 (BST)
3842    
3843     > Well, that depends. They SHOULD be. By Intel 'standards' *laff*, they have
3844     > to be identical stepping, indicating identical features. However, I've
3845    
3846     They don't. Pentiums have fairly strict rules, P6/PII much less. Also Intel
3847     are pretty good at following the MP 1.1/1.4 standard its the motherboard
3848     makers who get it wrong - primarily the BIOS is full of bugs. It appears
3849     nobody tests bios code against specs any more. It looks like they do
3850     compile flash, boot 95, boot NT, ship. The quality of bios code has dived to
3851     the absolute pits.
3852     %%
3853     Unix never says `Please.' -- Rob Pike
3854     %%
3855     > What about: . scriptname
3856     > ------------------^ this is a dot!
3857    
3858     Funny, it looks like a "p" to me.
3859     %%
3860     A computer without Microsoft and IBM is like chocolate cake without
3861     ketchup and mustard
3862     %%
3863     Subject: Re: Challange for perl `GURUS
3864    
3865     vimal gajjar wrote:
3866     >
3867     > Hi there,
3868     > Here is a small challange. Is it possible to have a perl
3869     > code which takes e.g. three parameters as input. time, val1, val2. and
3870     > the name of the prog. is say challange.pl. Now if i execute
3871     > "challange.pl 10 5 2" this perl script wille consume
3872     > 5% of cpu
3873     > 2 Mb of RAM
3874     > for the period of 10 Seconds.
3875     >
3876     > can one of the gurus take this challange?
3877    
3878     Examining the 5 copies of this post has consumed 5% of the
3879     brain power I allocate to reviewing c.l.p.m, about 10 seconds, and
3880     has caused the death of 2 million brain cells.
3881     %%
3882     > >> /A:You can usually write the program faster than you can
3883     > >> dial/dl/hangup/install/read docs/fix it/fix the fix/.
3884     >
3885     > >s/usually/never/
3886     >
3887     > s/sometimes/never/
3888    
3889     Cute. You embarrass yourself by your ignorance of perl.
3890     %%
3891     :That's probably true, but I really can't speak to it. But, if there
3892     :were no *nix around, there'd be no Perl. Nor would there be a need for
3893     :Perl, IMO.
3894    
3895     Gotta love them JCL and ini dot bat dot bad dot doo dah files.
3896    
3897     TC
3898     %%
3899     'cc:Mail is a wonderful application, as long as you don't want to read or send mail.'
3900     %%
3901     shurik@iron.Te.NeT.UA - Alexandr Dubovikov at TeNeT Networking Centre
3902    
3903     Hi guys!
3904    
3905     How check socket, alive it or die ?
3906     %%
3907     --> Questions not to ask on linux-kernel <--
3908    
3909     Miscellaneous flame-wars:
3910     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
3911     12) The gnome-kde debate does not belong on linux-kernel.
3912     13) The emacs-vi debate does not belong on linux-kernel.
3913     14) Porting linux to run under windows is not interesting.
3914     15) Whether a given intel CISC chip "is really RISC" is not interesting.
3915     %%
3916     Subject: what a week!
3917     From: "C. Scott Ananian" <cananian@lcs.mit.edu>
3918     Date: Thu, 14 May 1998 03:13:23 -0400 (EDT)
3919    
3920     unicode, boot-logos, GGI, STREAMS, the necessity of a short devel cycle
3921     and the instability of 2.0.x, "ifconfig stopped working", "you really *do*
3922     need to remove 'encaps'", Linus' tarball practices... it seems like we're
3923     running out of things to flame off on. Here's my humble contribution:
3924    
3925     I'VE MADE A KEWL NEW CHARSET THAT I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD USE. IT HAS ALL
3926     THE LETTERS IN MY LOGIN MAPPED TO THE LOWEST 16 CHARACTERS SO WE CAN
3927     COMPRESS THINGS REAL GOOD AND THE LETTERS IN MY BROTHER B1FF'S NAME ARE
3928     ALL IN HIGH ASCII CUZ THAT'S WHERE LOSERS BELONG!!!2!!7
3929    
3930     I ONLY USE EMACS AND I THINK VI SUX!!$231!!
3931    
3932     GNOME RULES AND KDE IS DEMON-SPAWN BECAUSE IT IS NOT FREE.! !
3933    
3934     WE NEED KGI IN THE KERNEL (NOT LIBGGI, NOT THE TERMINAL IMPROVEMENTS
3935     WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED) IN ORDER TO HAVE WAY KEWL BOOT LOGOS AND RUN MY
3936     BROTHER B1FF'S GAMES!!1!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!
3937    
3938     I USE A BIG-ENDIAN MACHINE BECAUSE THEY RULE. LITTLE-ENDIAN MACHINES ARE
3939     EVIL. AND A PENTIUM *IS* A RISC PROCESSOR!!!
3940    
3941     WE SHOULD PORT LINUX TO WINDOWS SO WE CAN USE ALL THE KEWL HARDWARE
3942     DRIVERS!!!!!@@#!
3943    
3944     Did I miss any? ;-)
3945    
3946     *Please* don't respond seriously to this email. It's a joke. A joke.
3947     Laugh. Please.
3948    
3949     And then let's kill all the flaming threads, shall we?
3950     --Scott
3951     %%
3952     > Well, /proc/kcore already reports its actual size...
3953    
3954     And it isn't about to change at runtime either. That is the size of
3955     installed memory. I've yet to see a single person successfully insert or
3956     remove a SIMM/DIMM while a machine was running. If they did, and it was
3957     successful, the linux code will update the filesize. ;o)
3958     %%
3959     Toby Heywood (toby@he-net.demon.co.uk) wrote:
3960     : This is a multi-part message in MIME format.
3961    
3962     One of those 'M's stands for Mail.
3963    
3964     This is not mail.
3965    
3966     This is Usenet.
3967    
3968     Please post only plain text like everyone else does.
3969     %%
3970     ------------ etienne.lorrain@ibm.net
3971     --- hdc: irq timeout: status=0xd0 { Busy }
3972     --- ide1: reset: success
3973     -----------> I like Linux !
3974     %%
3975     > I have experienced people walking up to my console and saying "What
3976     > the hell does that mean" in sheer terror as the machine boots.
3977    
3978     Tell them it's magic, and earn the respect of your colleagues. I always
3979     do.
3980     %%
3981     ++ Actually, I'm not at a loss for words. Here's one that's very appropriate:
3982     ++ PLONK.
3983     %%
3984     ++ > SSI is *not* HTML.
3985     Re: Subraumfunk
3986    
3987     Ja, ein Handy waere da praktisch. Die hoeheren Gebuehren rechnen sich,
3988     wenn man ueber die Grenzen des Sonnensystems hinaus telefonieren will.
3989    
3990     Die Telekom wuerde da wieder mal erbarmungslos abzocken. Ich kann es
3991     mir schon vorstellen: SunSystem-Tarif, vielleicht auch einen
3992     InnerPlanets-Sondertarif, dann einen LocalGroupWeekend-Specialtarif,
3993     eine Supercluster-Zone und so weiter. Und wenn es auf der Venus
3994     schneit, telefonieren alle fuer die Haelfte.
3995     %%
3996     > > Vergiss es. Du wirst nie und nimmer von Armando eine
3997     > > konkrete, verwertbare Antwort bekommen.
3998     >
3999     > Doch, man bekommt von mir sogar sehr viele Antworten.
4000    
4001     Du hast gerade zwei Adjektive weggelassen.
4002     %%
4003     ++ Oh yeah. Show me an example of SSI used outside of HTML.
4004     Show me an HTML DTD mentioning SSI directives.
4005     %%
4006     Namsuk Kim wrote:
4007     > Is there a way to convert a scalar data to Acii data format?
4008    
4009     I am not familar with ACII. If you mean ASCII, then the question I have is
4010     - is the data in EBCDIC now?
4011    
4012     Bill Jones
4013     %%
4014     GNU/getopt.c:
4015    
4016     #if defined (WIN32) && !defined (__CYGWIN32__)
4017     /* It's not Unix, really. See? Capital letters. */
4018     #include <windows.h>
4019     #define getpid() GetCurrentProcessId()
4020     #endif
4021     %%
4022     Subject: IIS 4.0, PW32i316, CGI Programs
4023    
4024     Perlis.dll does not pass command line arguments correctly via the web. That
4025     is, invoking the URL
4026    
4027     http://www.myserver.com/myprogram.pl?Argument1&Argument2...&Argumentn
4028    
4029     causes the myprogram.pl to execute, but @ARGV is empty.
4030     %%
4031     "You need to use CGI."
4032     "I am using CGI, it's a CGI application!"
4033     "No, no, *use* CGI. The directive 'use'."
4034     "OK, so what directive do I use?"
4035     "No, no, you *use* *use*. Use CGI."
4036     "I *am* using CGI!"
4037    
4038     Craig Berry - cberry@cinenet.net
4039     %%
4040     > > Was haltet Ihr von Killfile-mailing-lists, dass sich die Leute mal
4041     > > kennenlernen koennen?
4042     >
4043     > Gute Idee ;-), wäre ich sofort dabei, datrifft man wahrscheinlich ne
4044     > Menge tolle Leute... ;-) und die wahren Freidenker.
4045    
4046     Einige Freidenker sicher, aber auch etliche Denkfreie.
4047     %%
4048     "I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big or
4049     professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones." -- Linus Torvalds 1991
4050     %%
4051     If it's a floppy, it might be a copy.
4052     If it's a disk, you're also at risk.
4053     If it's a pirate, the vendors are irate.
4054     To avoid such frustration, try: Free Software Foundation.
4055     %%
4056     From: David Woodhouse <Dave@imladris.demon.co.uk>
4057    
4058     pcg@goof.com said:
4059     > It was much more than I usally get! It was _great_
4060    
4061     Hehe - I know the feeling.
4062    
4063     "It's broken."
4064     "What's wrong with it?."
4065     "I don't know - it just doesn't work."
4066     "Well what do you mean by 'it's broken'?"
4067     "It just doesn't work."
4068     "How can you _tell_ it's broken, for f***'s sake - what are the symptoms!?"
4069     "It gives an error message."
4070     "Would you care to tell me what it says?"
4071     "It says.... something about there being an error."
4072     "That's not very helpful. Tell me it word for word."
4073     "It says 'Unable to handle kernel NULL reference at something or other'"
4074     "That's not word for word. It said 'NULL pointer dereference.' Try again,
4075     letter for letter this time."
4076     %%
4077     From: "Paul B. Henson" <henson@INTRANET.CSUPOMONA.EDU>
4078    
4079     After installing Solaris 2.6 HW3/98, I discovered that /usr/bin/admintool
4080     had been installed mode 0777, world writable. Under the original release of
4081     2.6, the mode was 04555.
4082    
4083     Sun has been notified of the problem. If you're running 2.6 HW3/98, you
4084     might want to verify your admintool hasn't been tampered with and fix the
4085     perms.
4086    
4087     (Personally, I'd set them to 0000 ;). admintool? blech.)
4088     %%
4089     From: verah@netscape.com (Vera Horiuchi)
4090     Subject: Re: Risp: drama (Re: Do It Yourself)
4091    
4092     Americans ignorant of the rest of the world?
4093    
4094     I must tell a favorite story here. A friend and I were purchasing a gift
4095     for another friend who lives in Canada. I was speculating out loud about
4096     how much duty our Canadian friend would have to pay.
4097    
4098     The cashier said, "Oh, I'm sure Canadians don't have to pay any duty. We
4099     ship to Hawaii all the time, and _they_ don't have to pay duty." =:-0
4100     %%
4101     >am besten ist z.Z. das Buch von Michael Neufeld. Wer aber Wissenslücken
4102     >verspürt (was keine Schande ist), sollte diese zu stopfen suchen und nicht
4103     >Zuflucht zu absolut hirnrissigen Theorien suchen.
4104    
4105     Hirnrissig bist Du. Das es einen Zeittransfer aus der Zukunft zu den Nazis
4106     gab deckt sich mit dazu passenden Entschluesselungen bestimmter Bibelstellen
4107     und mit der dann tatsaechlichen notwendigen Geheimhaltung. Es deckt sich
4108     ueberdies damit, dass die Unterhaltung uns den Gedanken zunehmend nahelegt,
4109     also vorbereitet, und dass es bereits ein wissenschaftliches Experiment gab,
4110     bei dem ERST die Wirkung auftrat und DANN die Ursache. Die Zeitreise ist
4111     also Fakt. Und es ist sicher, dass Jemand per Zeitreise den Nazis helfen
4112     wollte. Gelegentliche Theorien, dass auch diese ausserirdische Hilfe gehabt
4113     haetten sollen nur davon ablenken, eine andere Erklaerung liefern. Das ist
4114     logisch, denn die Taeter sitzen ja irgendwo in unserer Zeit und moechten
4115     sicher nicht erkannt werden.
4116    
4117     Du scheinst die simpelsten Grundzuege der Zeitlogik nicht verstehen zu wollen.
4118    
4119     normarz@aol.com
4120     %%
4121     >Oder anders gesagt:
4122     >Glaubst Du, Du könntest mit einem hochmodernen Maschinengewehr eine römische
4123     >Legion
4124     >schlagen?
4125    
4126     Klar. Frage mal Cortez.
4127    
4128     Bye
4129     Andreas
4130     %%
4131     >Article 2B is a threat to anyone who uses a computer. I just wanted to
4132    
4133     It may be a threat to any american using a computer. Fortunately, the U.S.
4134     justice does not yet apply outside the U.S.A.
4135    
4136     I.a.W.: You're currently creating a lot of happy non-U.S. software
4137     companies.
4138    
4139     Kind regards
4140     Henning
4141     %%
4142     From: "Adam J. Richter" <adam@yggdrasil.com>
4143     Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 04:14:11 -0700
4144     Subject: Re: driver for Creative Labs DVD kits
4145    
4146     At least with the IDE DVD drive that I have, plugging it directly
4147     into an IDE port and using the regular Linux ide-cd driver works just fine
4148     for reading [...] CD and the [not] copy protected sections of the DVD's.
4149    
4150     There is a protocol that the hardware decoder boards use to
4151     tell the DVD drive that they are a licensed implementation and should
4152     be allowed to read the copy protected sectors as well. I have been
4153     told that this protocol can be done entirely in software with a
4154     standard IDE port. Hopefully, somebody will reverse engineer this and
4155     make it a demand loaded kernel module. (Seriously, there is a lot
4156     that you are allowed to do with copyrighted material that this sort of
4157     hardware restriction prevents, and there are other important political
4158     issues involved relating to your rights to do as you please with the
4159     computer equipment that you bought and paid for.)
4160     %%
4161     Where do you want to go today?
4162     We might support that sometime next year.
4163     -=- Microsoft
4164     (But I doubt it.)
4165     -=- Me
4166     -=- James Mastros
4167     %%
4168     Hello570 <hello570@aol.com> wrote:
4169     > I tried printing a line to a file using both of the
4170     > following methods, but the output was split into two
4171     >lines.
4172    
4173     If you don't want newlines in the middle of your string, then don't
4174     put newlines in the middle of your string.
4175     %%
4176     http://www.perl.com/CPAN/authors/Dean_Roehrich/subjects.post
4177     %%
4178     Einstein himself said that God doesn't roll dice. But he was wrong. And
4179     in fact, anyone who has played role-playing games knows that God
4180     probably had to roll quite a few dice to come up with a character like
4181     Einstein. -- Larry Wall
4182     %%
4183     From: Ragnar Hojland Espinosa <root@lightside.ddns.org>
4184    
4185     My $0.02 Euros on internationalization? I'm in Spain and my keyboard is
4186     mosty US mapped because the Spanish map is really awkward for programming.
4187     Computers were designed to be funcional, not politically (or locally)
4188     correct (hm, I don't think HAL ever spoke Russian). This "computers are easy
4189     for all" GUI related trend has done a lot of money, and lot of damage; at
4190     least command line OSes forced the user to actually learn something and
4191     absorb information. The user assumed so, so he did. Now he doesn't, and
4192     it's not all his fault.
4193    
4194     The WWW is full of useless (and ugly) graphics, of useless links to links to
4195     pages with links to links which usually end up in a huge links page. Of
4196     course, there are some jewels.. but they should be majority! It's
4197     understandable, when the tools and languages focus more on aspect that in
4198     content.
4199    
4200     Usenet is worse than ever, the interesting places have been ruined by
4201     spammers, c00l hak3rz, and more and more people asking (or demanding) for
4202     others doing their homework.. at least some time ago they were willing to
4203     learn (or pay for it;)
4204    
4205     IRC.. heh. The few times I've been on funet almost all I found is the same
4206     people in the above paragraph. And I do know some of them even run scripts
4207     to try denial of service or other destructive attacks on people they see,
4208     just for fun or to get the op.
4209    
4210     Email. Someone selling an "incredible program that allows you to bypass
4211     your ISP mail server, for only $89" (thats right, a smtp server). No OS
4212     mentioned, I somehow can guess which. And that stupid thing of sending
4213     mail to people in RTF and HTML format.. I'm gonna answer them in LaTeX.
4214    
4215     Internet, your ilimited junk yard.
4216    
4217     Using computers would make me real sad if it wasn't for UNIX and, of
4218     course, Linux and Linux people.
4219     %%
4220     ... WNT == ++VMS . Literally. Dave Cutler created VMS,
4221     then he rewrote it as WNT.
4222    
4223     Ever used VMS? It's a step above DOS. Barely.
4224     --
4225     Clark O. Morgan cmorgan@aracnet.com
4226     %%
4227     >Subject: If "=~" means match what is doesn't match?
4228    
4229     I heard that a friend of a friend might have once been told about a
4230     rumor that this information can be found in perlop, right next to
4231     where =~ is documented. (It's !~)
4232    
4233     I agree with Tom's assessment that the fall of modern man will be
4234     preceded by the de-evolution of communications to the days of oral
4235     tradition.
4236     %%
4237     "Windows 95, the most installed system in the world,
4238     I know, I've done it 5 or 6 times myself"
4239     %%
4240     The statistics programming language S, from AT&T, combines lazy
4241     evaluation with imperative programming. A nightmare.
4242     %%
4243     "In 1965, as part of a research and development project for the
4244     U.S. Army, engineers at TRW Corp developed a software program
4245     called Generalized Information Retrieval Lanaguage and System."
4246     Or GIRLS for short.
4247     %%
4248     Wissen bremst die Meinungsbildung voll aus.
4249     %%
4250     I have an idea: Anybody who posts an URGENT! or EMERGENCY! request should
4251     post the circumstances behind the urgency. "I was having sex with my
4252     mistress in the server room and I knocked the Linux box over and the hard
4253     drive crashed and so I've reinstalled everything but I still can't get
4254     5_004_03 to build!"
4255    
4256     This would inspire me to action far more than the implied subtext of "I
4257     have no patience."
4258    
4259     xoxo,
4260     Andy
4261     %%
4262     > I have Perl5 running on my pc.
4263     > and also front page98 and microsoft personal web server runnig.
4264     We all have our cross to bear.
4265     %%
4266     (THIS IS LONG, YOU MAY WANT TO SKIP)
4267    
4268     From: mjd@plover.com (Mark-Jason Dominus)
4269     Date: 09 Nov 1995 02:57:30 GMT
4270     Subject: Re: system() question
4271    
4272     There are a lot of reasons, many of which get repeated over and
4273     over again, many of which don't. Some of the reasons you hear a lot
4274     are: Questions are incoherently phrased. Questions have the form 'My
4275     code doesn't work' and don't include the code. Questions include the
4276     code, and it's 200 lines long, and comp.lang.perl is not a debugging
4277     service. Nobody knows the answer to the question. The question is so
4278     badly punctuated that nobody can bear to read it. Questions aer
4279     written by a non-native speaker of English and the native speakers who
4280     are trying to understand it can't. (That's a shame, but it does
4281     happen. I often wish that these people would post in their native
4282     languages. I'd love to see more discussion in languages other than
4283     English. Some Dutch guy tried posting all his comp.lang.c articles in
4284     Dutch a few years ago, and all the Americans flamed him. How
4285     humiliating for me!)
4286    
4287     Apart from these oft-mentioned reasons are many others that are
4288     not so often discussed, because anyone who tries to bring them up gets
4289     flamed. But it's the truth: I know the reason I don't answer more
4290     questions is because so many of them questions are so damn stupid.
4291     They're stupid in a lot of different ways, but they're still stupid.
4292     I don't want to suggest that that's why your questions go unanswered.
4293     I don't know what you're asking. No doubt the reason your questions
4294     go unanswered is because they're so deep and interesting that nobody
4295     really knows the answer.
4296    
4297     The most common stupid question is the one from someone who has
4298     some high-level problem that they need solved. They have an idea that
4299     they'd like to do it in perl, and they don't really know perl. So
4300     instead of learning perl, they post to comp.lang.perl.misc.
4301    
4302     Now don't get me wrong. I don't have any problems answering the
4303     questions of someone who's trying to learn perl. I love THOSE
4304     qusetions. But these people don't seem to be asking useful questions
4305     for that.
4306    
4307     Today, for example, I saw a question from a guy who wants to get a
4308     list of hostnames out of nslookup. `How do I do that?' he says. And
4309     it's hard to know what to make of that. What does he mean? Does he
4310     not know how to open a pipe? Is his en' command failing? What's
4311     going on here? I can't give a useful answer without understanding the
4312     problem. Having your en' fail is a problem. Wanting to list
4313     hostnames is not a problem; it's a desire.
4314    
4315     Here are some similar questions that would have made more sense to me:
4316    
4317     1. `I'm a lazy asshole and I can't be bothered to learn to
4318     program myself, but I know if I post here you'll give me
4319     something for free.''
4320    
4321     (OK, fair enough. At least I can send him a rate card.)
4322    
4323     2. `I'm trying to use en' to talk to nslookup, but...
4324     ...here's my code; what's wrong?''
4325    
4326     (Good question.)
4327    
4328     3. `I know perl has a `System' command for running programs,
4329     but I can't see how to get my commands into nslookup
4330     once I have run it.''
4331     (Good question.)
4332    
4333     4. `I'm trying to use `Getprotobynumber' to talk to nslookup...''
4334    
4335     (Good question.)
4336    
4337     See, I'm not just biting people's heads off, here. #4 is a good
4338     question, because it gives me something to work with. OK, he has a
4339     very weird idea about interprocess communication, but that's
4340     ignorance, and that's what we're here to correct. He doesn't know
4341     about en'; I can refer him to the manual.
4342    
4343     Here's another example: Some guy wants to assemble a list of email
4344     addresses . `How do I do that?'' he wants to know. Well, duh. Get a
4345     big pad of paper and read news for a couple days and write down all
4346     the addresses you see. Problem solved. What's it doing in
4347     comp.lang.perl?
4348     Oh, you wanted to do it in perl. Well, I guess I'd open a socket
4349     to the NNTP server and send it some XHDR commands for the `From'
4350     lines. But that's not Perl; you could do that in any language. I
4351     could do it in Bourne Shell for you if I'm allowed to use a little
4352     external thingie to handle the socket parts for me. What's it doing
4353     in comp.lang.perl?
4354    
4355     Oh, you wanted us to write the program for you? Wait, let me send
4356     you my rate card.
4357    
4358     Someone posted yesterday asking how to get the data from a file where
4359     the start and end of the data is marked by keywords. Same thing going on
4360     here. `Well, here's how you solve your problem: First you go take an
4361     introductory class in programming and learn to write programs in some
4362     language. Then you go to the bookstore and buy this book by Wall and
4363     Schwartz, it's really good. Read the book carefully and try out the
4364     examples. Then if you still have general questions like `How do I do this'
4365     instead of thought that this code would do X but instead it does Y' you hire
4366     a professional to write your program for you. Or you could just skip right
4367     to step 3. Want my rate card?''
4368    
4369     The worst stupid questions are the ones that come from people who
4370     have no business asking them. The most perfect example of this that I
4371     could have imagined was in comp.unix.questions a couple of years ago.
4372     Some guy came and asked how you could tell if a file is a hard link.
4373     My jaw flapped open and it's stayed open since then. I couldn't have
4374     been any more stumped if he'd asked why Bodhidharma came from the
4375     West. What do you say to this guy? Do you tell him the truth, that
4376     all files are hard links, that even symbolic links are hard links?
4377     He's not going to understand you; you might as well keep your mouth
4378     shut. Do you tell him the truth, that the answer won't do him any
4379     good because he doesn't know what a hard link is, so why did he bother
4380     asking in the first place? No, that'll just make him mad. I followed
4381     that message for the next couple weeks, and nobody said anything.
4382     What could you say? The guy had no business asking the question and
4383     no use for the answer. Maybe the right answer would have been to cut
4384     off his finger or something. I dunno.
4385    
4386     Some questions get ignored because they're boring. Someone asked
4387     today how to compare two variables (I assumme he means the contents of
4388     those variables) to see if they're exactly the same. You've gotta be
4389     in an awfully good mood to take the time to answer that. Maybe
4390     someone will. Maybe I will.
4391    
4392     If I answer that one today, maybe he'll be back tomorrow asking
4393     how to check to see if two variables contain different values. Maybe
4394     I won't. What I find incredible is that if you tell these people to
4395     go read the manual and come back in two weeks, you sometimes get
4396     jumped on for not being helpful to beginners. Bah. If everyone told
4397     these people to go read the manual, they'd eventually figure out that
4398     that's what you have to do ,and then I wouldn't have to spend so much
4399     of my life dealing with incompetent programmers.
4400    
4401     Some questions are logically nonsensical because the querent
4402     thinks they know more than they do. A lot of these have the form
4403     `How do I use X to accomplish Y?'' There's nothing wrong with this,
4404     except that sometimes X is a chocolate-covered banana and Y is the
4405     integration of European currency systems. I always get stuck on
4406     these, probably because I can't get rid of the idea that the person
4407     really has a good reason for wanting to use X. I know a half-dozen
4408     easy simple ways to accomplish Y, but I can't imagine what X has to do
4409     with it. This is a problem for me in my day job, too. Clients are
4410     always saying to me `We want to use product X to do multimedia
4411     development on the world-wide web,'' and all I can think is `Well,
4412     gee, what would you want to go and do that for?'' Sometimes it turns
4413     out that they want to do it because they want to impress the
4414     manufacturers of X, and I don't work on those jobs.
4415    
4416     The flip side of this is a questions like `I want to accomplish
4417     X, but I don't want to use Y. What can I use instead?'' Which,
4418     again, is sometimes reasonable, and then sometimes X is closing a
4419     filehandle and Y is the `Close' function.
4420    
4421     The questions I like the best are the ones that go like this:
4422    
4423     `I want to accomplish X.
4424    
4425     I thought that the following code fragment would do it:
4426    
4427     ...
4428    
4429     But instead it does Y.
4430    
4431     Why is that?''
4432    
4433     This one is also pretty good:
4434    
4435     `I want to accomplish X.
4436     I thought I might be able to use facility Y.
4437    
4438     But Y doesn't seem like it's quite right,
4439     because of Z.
4440    
4441     What should I use instead of Y, or how can I overcome Z?''
4442    
4443     When I ignore these, it's usually because I don't know the answer.
4444     There were an awful lot of them today. It makes me very happy.
4445    
4446    
4447     There you go; a 160-line dissertation on why questions go unanswered.
4448     Now don't let me hear you saying nobody ever answers your questions.
4449    
4450     --
4451     Consulting Minister for Consultants, DNRC
4452     The Bill of Rights is paid in Responsibilities - Jean McGuire
4453     %%
4454     >> BTW, would it be easier to cope with international text using Python?
4455     >Sigh... you're breaking my heart. Ask Jack Jansen, he probably knows.
4456    
4457     If I were really evel, I would point out that the newest TCL (8.1) has
4458     support for international character sets and Unicode. But then, mentioning
4459     TCL in this newsfroup would be really bad. So, of course, I don't do that.
4460    
4461     Ups. I'm so sorry ... ;-)
4462    
4463     bye, Georg
4464     %%
4465     I personally do not believe in object orientation as a security model
4466     (nor as a general programming paradigm), but feel free to try to
4467     convince me.
4468    
4469     [ Or maybe I confuse you with somebody else and some other posting ]
4470    
4471     Linus
4472     %%
4473     ++ how can i strip new lines out at var.
4474     ++
4475    
4476     Removing new lines is very tricky, as the manual tells you so. Ignore the
4477     complicated things in the manual, and put in this neat little trick:
4478    
4479     $var=join+q,,,grep[[ord$[[qq$\137$]]<10 or+10<ord]]split+q,,,$var;
4480    
4481     If you're old enough not to read the manual, you won't have a problem
4482     understanding the above line.
4483    
4484     Abigail
4485     %%
4486     I fixed the problem by mounting the SCO volume on the SunOS box, and since
4487     1995 the problem has gone away together with the SCO machine.
4488     %%
4489     ++ Hi Does anybody know how to upload many graphic files at the push of a
4490     ++ button?
4491     Yes.
4492    
4493     ++ 100 pictures or so?
4494     Yes.
4495    
4496     ++ Can I do it in Perl?
4497     Yes.
4498    
4499     Your question isn't Perl specific. Please ask in the relevant
4500     newsgroup. alt.button.play
4501    
4502     Abigail
4503     %%
4504     perly gates - The way to perl; Enter hackerdom.
4505    
4506     perly Gates - Contradictio in Terminis.
4507    
4508     Martien
4509     %%
4510     Ren hat weder von Sinnhaftigkeit noch von Kausalität geschrieben, sondern
4511     nur von Logik. Logik und Kausalität sind in unserem (normalen) Denken zwar
4512     eng miteinander verknüpft, sind aber nicht dasselbe. Sinn ist hingegen noch
4513     etwas Drittes und ganz verschiedenes! "Sinn" bedeutet mindestens, daß eine
4514     Sache eine gewisse Richtung hat, wie in "Uhrzeigersinn". Meistens bedeutet
4515     Sinn aber, daß eine Sache einen bestimmten Zweck erfüllt. Auch darf man
4516     nicht "verursachen" mit "begründen" verwechseln, weil die beiden
4517     unterschiedlich sind. Die Existenz muß auch keinen Sinn haben, um eine
4518     Ursache zu haben. Das sind zwei völlig voneinander unabhängige Sachen. Die
4519     Existenz hat einen Sinn, also eine Richtung, wenn wir unserer Existenz eine
4520     Richtung geben. Dieser Sinn kann auf etwas abzielen, was außerhalb unserer
4521     selbst steht, muß aber nicht... Sie kann auch einen Sinn haben, der schon da
4522     war, bevor wir uns danach ausgerichtet haben - von all dem schreibt Ren aber
4523     nicht. ;)
4524    
4525     Worauf Ren wohl hinaus wollte, ist, daß wenn die Logik des begrenzten Raumes
4526     nicht gilt, daß dann die Logik schlechthin hinfällig wird und so jedes Sein
4527     fragwürdig wird. Das ist aber nicht der Fall, da die Logik, die er von den
4528     Grenzen des Raumes aufstellt, gar keine wirkliche Logik ist, sondern nur die
4529     Grenzen des menschlichen Verstandes zeigt. Er kann sich nicht vorstellen,
4530     daß außerhalb der Grenzen des Raumes "Nichts" ist, weil man sich als Mensch
4531     das Nichts nicht vorstellen kann.
4532    
4533     Darüber hinaus meinte er, daß die "Existenz unlogisch" würde. Dieser Satz
4534     ist vollkommen unverständlich. Denn entweder ist etwas, oder es ist nicht.
4535     Das ist auch schon die ganze Logik einer Existenz. (Aristoteles: Satz vom
4536     ausgeschlossenen Dritten) Unlogisch wäre, wenn etwas ist, das nicht ist oder
4537     wenn etwas nicht ist, das ist.
4538    
4539     Von der Unfähigkeit des Menschen, sich einen unbegrenzten aber endlichen
4540     Raum (oder wie auch immer der Weltraum nun aussieht) vorzustellen auf die
4541     "Unlogik der Existenz" zu schließen, ist aber wohl nicht ganz möglich, zumal
4542     eine Existenz nicht unlogisch sein kann. Was sollte das auch heißen? Daher
4543     ist das Problem, das Ren aufwirft, nur ein Scheinproblem. Die Existenz an
4544     sich wird nicht in Frage gestellt dadurch, daß man sich etwas - egal was -
4545     nicht vorstellen kann. Er verwechselt die Begriffe "unlogisch" und
4546     "unvorstellbar".
4547    
4548     Thomas.Decker@lrz.uni-muenchen.de
4549     %%
4550     Marcel Richter wrote:
4551     > Marcel Richter - IQ: 3538327
4552     ^^^
4553     fehlt da nicht irgendwo ein Komma.... =?-)
4554     %%
4555     The X server has to be the biggest program I've ever seen that doesn't
4556     do anything for you. --Ken Thompson
4557     %%
4558     linux-2.1.92/fs/autofs/root.c:
4559     printk("autofs: trying to recover, but prepare for Armageddon\n");
4560     %%
4561     >>Vincent DiPietro, the discoverer of the face on mars, has thrown in
4562     >>the towel, and said that the face on mars is a pile of rocks.
4563     >Was sollte es denn sonst sein?
4564    
4565     An artificial pile of rocks.
4566     %%
4567     > ps: mal nebenbei: eine unbekannte variable beim analysieren des
4568     > marsgesichtes ist es, dass mensch gar nicht weiss, wie die lebende,
4569     > gedachte oder sonstige vorlage eigentlich aussieht. dazu kommt natuerlich
4570     > noch das fehlende wissen um die intention des "kuenstlers", ob er
4571     > beispielsweise nur aspekte bzw. partien eines gesichtes integrieren wollte
4572     > - und natuerlich, ob es ueberhaupt kunst ist:)
4573    
4574     Ganz genau. Und das Matterhorn ist eine palaeoimpressionistische Studie des
4575     Geruchsorgans der Rasse der Ciabattanimalier. Aber das wussten hier
4576     sicherlich schon alle. Das ganze Universum ist ausserdem eigentlich nur ein
4577     grosser Flipperautomat.
4578    
4579     Christoph Schulte Moenting - ubec@rz.uni-karlsruhe.de
4580     %%
4581     > Kris Weilemann schrieb
4582     >
4583     > >MIR ging es neulich aehnlich. Ich wurde von Ausserirdischen entfuehrt.
4584     > >Ich wurde eingesperrt in einem dunklem Raum mit langen Sitzreihen und mit
4585     > >einer Popcorn-artigen Substanz gefuettert. Nach 2 Stunden war alles
4586     > >vorbei. Einen Tag spaeter stellte ich fest, dass mir 18 Mark im
4587     > >Geldbeutel fehlten. Ist das nicht krass? -Kris.
4588     %%
4589     ... Jazz ist nicht nur das erfolgreichste, sondern auch das einzige originäre Kunstgenre,
4590     daß die USA jemals hervorgebracht haben.
4591    
4592     "Apropos Musik", HR2 am 16.4.98
4593     %%
4594     http://www.rsw.com/
4595    
4596     The Unix shell as a 4GL
4597    
4598     Unix provides hundreds of programs that can be piped together to easily
4599     perform almost any function imaginable. Nothing comes close to providing the
4600     functions that come standard with Unix. Programs and philosophies carried
4601     over from other systems put walls between the user and Unix, and the power
4602     of Unix is thrown away. The shell, extended with a few relational operators,
4603     is the fourth generation database scripting language most appropriate to the
4604     Unix environment.
4605     %%
4606     Perl is incredibly difficult to parse. For example, what's the difference
4607     between these:
4608    
4609     time /3 ;#/; print "hello";
4610     sin /3 ;#/; print "goodbye";
4611    
4612     Right. The first one is time divided by 3, and the print is in a comment.
4613     The second one is the sin of the result of a regular expression match for "3
4614     ;#", and the print gets executed!
4615    
4616     There's no pure BNF in the world that'll handle that. And remember, with
4617     "use" and prototypes available, whether you parse something like "sin" or
4618     "time" depends on its definition in some other file, somewhere in the galaxy
4619     (or even decided by Perl code in a BEGIN block, that evals a prototype!).
4620    
4621     Which led Larry to say at one point: "the only thing that can parse Perl is
4622     'perl'".
4623    
4624     --
4625     Randal L. Schwartz
4626     %%
4627     Ronald J Kimball <rjk@coos.dartmouth.edu> writes:
4628    
4629     > Pascal AMRAM wrote:
4630     > > Subject: MSEXCHANGE / OUTLOOK
4631     >
4632     > So here I am trying to figure out what an M sex change is....
4633    
4634     It's obviously the opposite of an F sex change. HTH.
4635    
4636     --
4637     Jonathan Feinberg jdf@pobox.com Sunny Brooklyn, NY
4638     %%
4639     The management (my cats) made me say this.
4640     %%
4641     uae-0.6.9/custom.c:800:
4642     write_log ("Program is torturing BPLCON1.\n");
4643     %%
4644     uae-0.6.9/src/memory.c:363
4645     write_log ("Your Amiga program just did something terribly stupid\n");
4646     %%
4647     Closures make sense in any programming language where you
4648     can have the return value of a function be itself a
4649     function, as you can in Perl. Note that some languages
4650     provide anonymous functions but are not capable of
4651     providing proper closures; the Python language, for
4652     example.
4653     %%
4654     When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to
4655     resemble a nail.
4656     %%
4657     > but all I get are 501 errors, method not supported. I am not 100% sure what
4658     > I did wrong.
4659    
4660     What you did wrong was post a microsoft server question to a perl
4661     newsgroup.
4662     %%
4663     I am trying to learn Perl on my Windows 97 system. In particular...
4664     %%
4665     >Es kamen Außerirdische, die Pyramiden bauten und andere Wunder
4666     >vollbrachten. Dafür wurden sie vergöttert. Diese außerirdischen bauten dann
4667     >wahrscheinlich auch die Cydonia Region.
4668    
4669     Etwa zehnmal zu oft 'Stargate' gesehen, was?
4670     %%
4671     >Die Menschheit kämpft seit Millionen von Jahren gegeneinander.
4672    
4673     Welche Hälfte ist denn da die grössere? :o)
4674     %%
4675     ...am still rebuilding after being hit with a clock changing virus it reset
4676     my clock to 2039 unfortunately for me my OS is beta 98 needless to say it
4677     expired instantly!!!
4678     %%
4679     From: Per Bothner <bothner@cygnus.com>
4680     To: Pal Engstad <engstad@hunt.inmet.com>
4681    
4682     > Linus Torvalds requires that all code in the source is using a tab
4683     > length of 8 spaces, and he also states that you are a bad programmer
4684     > if you write code with more than 3 indentation levels.
4685    
4686     I didn't know that Linus Torvalds has done research on programming styles.
4687     He much have, since why else would you have the audacity quote him as
4688     an authority, on a list where there are dozens of people with more
4689     than double Linus's programming experience?
4690    
4691     > This has caused the code to be fairly easy to read and maintainance is
4692     > pretty straight forward.
4693    
4694     Irrelevant - a kernel is a lot simpler than an optimizing compiler,
4695     in terms of complexity of algorithms and data structures.
4696     %%
4697     Nach der Diskussion muss ich akzeptieren, dass die juengst erfolgte
4698     Erdbeschleunigung von - 0,6 auf - 0,4 Millisekunden kein zwingender Beweis
4699     fuer einen Permanentantrieb ist. Aber: In letzter Zeit kommt es bei mir immer
4700     wieder vor, dass ich Dinge einfach weiss. Selbst wenn ich sie nicht begruenden
4701     kann. Ich weiss trotzdem dass sie stimmen muessen und der Antrieb existiert.
4702     Mit der Zeit findet sich dann auch die Begruendung.
4703     %%
4704     Wir suchen neue AussenMitarbeiterInnen... (S.Pernar@Link-Goe)
4705     %%
4706     hyperltext (hy'perl-text), n. double-quotish-interpolated hypertext markup:
4707     Example:
4708     print qq[[<LI><A HREF="$self->[[url]]">@[[[ucfirst $self->[[title]]]]]</A>\n]];
4709     %%
4710     liperlsuction: What happens to any script longer than 10 lines once
4711     Randal gets his hands on it
4712     %%
4713     Uperl Volta - country where perl programmers control the electricity.
4714     %%
4715     > Anybody successfully installed the win32 version of Perl?
4716    
4717     No! Millions of people don't use perl on win32 machines. You may be the
4718     first if you get it working.
4719     %%
4720     > Macintosh.
4721     > Think different.
4722    
4723     Think Again.
4724     %%
4725     Bill.Cilnton@dyselxia.com
4726     %%
4727     tsatan@hotmail.com writes:
4728     > Why does perl have the "push" and "unshift" functions? ...
4729     > push @nums, 4; is the same as @nums = (@nums, 4);
4730    
4731     What do you want, Scheme? ;)
4732     %%
4733     # There is this special biologist word we use for 'stable'.
4734     # It is 'dead'. -- Jack Cohen
4735     %%
4736     | I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because
4737     | someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the
4738     | top.
4739     %%
4740     I had a student ask about the UN9 operating system. I didn't understabd what
4741     he was talking about so he wrote UNIX on the board.
4742     %%
4743     On 1 Apr 98 17:34:23 GMT, Schulung7 wrote:
4744     ^^^^^^^^^
4745     >Was haltet ihr vom UFO-Absturz in Rosswell?
4746    
4747     Nichts. Und jetzt geh woanders spielen.
4748     %%
4749     >Kann man hier irgendwie mal die UFOs reinbringen, um die es in dieser NG
4750     >gehen soll?
4751    
4752     Nein, der Datentyp wäre inkompatibel. UFOs sind per Definitionem
4753     materielle Objekte (obwohl das zur Zeit fraglich ist ;-), die sich in
4754     diesem Medium nicht austauschen lassen.
4755     %%
4756     Wer redet hier denn von der "Hui Hui"? Ich sprach von "Hui! Hui!".
4757     %%
4758     >> nein...ist kein Sender. Eine taiwanesische Sekte hat behauptet, daß am
4759     >> 25.3. auf allen TVs der Welt Gott auf Kanal 18 erscheinen würde.
4760     >> Ist natuerlich nicht eingetreten.
4761     >
4762     >Aber unsere Haus-Sat-Anlage geht seither nicht mehr.
4763    
4764     Ein Zeichen! Er hat uns ein Zeichen gegeben! Zieht alle euren linken
4765     Schuh aus!
4766     %%
4767     >Klingt nach Erdstillstand.
4768    
4769     Ich bin entsetzt. Man hat hoffentlich sofort Wiederbedrehungsmaßnahmen
4770     eingeleitet?
4771     %%
4772     Mars Global Surveyor Imaging Schedule
4773    
4774    
4775     First opportunity
4776     Approximate
4777     Orbit Internet
4778     Date Time (UTC/Pacific) Number Target Posting
4779    
4780     4-3-98 09:58/1:58 a.m. 216 Viking Lander 1 April 6
4781     4-3-98 21:37/1:37 p.m. 217 Viking Lander 2 April 7
4782     4-4-98 09:16/1:16 a.m. 218 Mars Pathfinder April 7
4783     4-5-98 08:33/12:33 a.m. 220 Cydonia April 6 (mid-a.m.)
4784    
4785     Second opportunity
4786     Approximate
4787     Orbit Internet
4788     Date Time (UTC/Pacific) Number Target Posting
4789    
4790     4-12-98 15:23/ 8:23 a.m. 235 Viking Lander 1 April 14
4791     4-13-98 03:01/ 8:01 p.m. 236 Viking Lander 2 April 15
4792     4-13-98 14:40/ 7:40 a.m. 237 Mars Pathfinder April 15
4793     4-14-98 13:57/ 6:57 a.m. 239 Cydonia April 14 (mid-p.m.)
4794    
4795     Third opportunity
4796     Approximate
4797     Orbit Internet
4798     Date Time (UTC/Pacific) Number Target Posting
4799    
4800     4-21-98 20:45/1:45 p.m. 254 Viking Lander 1 April 23
4801     4-22-98 08:23/1:23 a.m. 255 Viking Lander 2 April 24
4802     4-22-98 20:02/1:02 p.m. 256 Mars Pathfinder April 24
4803     4-23-98 19:18/12:18 p.m. 258 Cydonia April 24 (mid-a.m.)
4804    
4805     %%
4806     > >2. Der Menschheit ist durch Inzucht entstanden. Laut biologischem
4807     > >Wissen, unwahrscheinlich, da Mutation und Mißbildungen auftreten
4808     > >würden.
4809     >
4810     > Vermutung: Das ist auch aufgetreten. Siehe levitische "Gesetze" zur
4811     > "Behandlung" von "Aussatz" insb. im 3. "Mose". Die hatten schon Probleme.
4812     Sag mal, bei Dir piepts wohl nicht mehr richtig! Aussatz, heute besser
4813     unter dem Namen Lepra bekannt, ist keine Erbkrankheit. Es ist eine
4814     (heute heilbare) Infektionskrankheit, verursacht durch Bakterien.
4815     Also nichts von Inzucht, wie Du das in Deinem latenten Rassenwahn
4816     implizierst.
4817     %%
4818     > You might please start up with reading more than one sentence - a skill
4819     > quite familiar in Europe, but as it seems not in the USA.
4820     %%
4821     Yup. Instead of crashing Xservers, now you have crashing kernels.
4822     Big improvement.
4823     %%
4824     -- "Hey look, this new card is for windows and only $xx!"
4825     -- "Yes, but it's braindead and will hurt your performance. Take that one
4826     over there. Besides, it's not an ope.."
4827     -- "Why that one?"
4828     -- "Because it's better, sinc.."
4829     -- "But I can do the same with this one, it's cheaper, and its for windows!"
4830     %%
4831     In der Klinik, in der ich mal arbeiten musste, hatten wir einen echten
4832     Koenig Ludwig II und mindestens fuenf Stueck Jesus - sowas gibts halt,
4833     wenn Du verstehst, was ich meine.
4834     %%
4835     > Hast Du mal einen Stein beobachtet, der eine Unzahl komplexer
4836     > Vorgaenge paresentiert, einschliesslich der Hervorbringung
4837     > etlicher Lebensformen?
4838    
4839     Jepp. Ist nur ein Problem mit der Definition von "zahlreich".
4840    
4841     > Hast Du mal einen Steinen beobachtet, der sich mal eben
4842     > "verwandelt", und auf dem dann lauter Wesen rumkrabbeln,
4843     > die aus ihm selbst entsprungen sind?
4844    
4845     Klar doch. Ist nur ein Problem mit der Definition von "lauter".
4846    
4847     > Ueberspitzt: Hast Du mal einen Steinen beobachtet, der
4848     > ploetzlich zum Lebewesen wird und Dich fragt, wer oder was
4849     > er eigentlich ist?
4850    
4851     Tja, da hören die Übereinstimmungen auf. Ich dachte Du meinst
4852     Erwin Stein. Den kenne ich. Der hat zwei Kinder. Die krabbeln
4853     ab und zu auf ihm herum. Der ist aber nicht plötzlich zum Le-
4854     bewesen geworden, sondern den gibt es nun schon ein wenig
4855     länger. Und er hat mich auch noch nie gefragt, wer oder was
4856     er eigentlich ist. Zumindest nicht in einem Zustand, den man
4857     als "normal" bezeichnen könnte. So wird das anscheinend nix.
4858     Ciao
4859     Stefan
4860     %%
4861     "These download files are in Microsoft Word 6.0 format. After
4862     unzipping, these files can be viewed in any text editor, including
4863     all versions of Microsoft Word, WordPad, and Microsoft Word Viewer."
4864     (http://www.microsoft.com/hwdev/pc99.htm)
4865     %%
4866     Video cards have write-only registers. (of course that is bad design) Let's
4867     say that register 13 is write-only, as is common. It holds an index that
4868     determines what register 69 (also write-only) actually changes. If you write
4869     to register 13 while the accelerator is active, you lock the PCI bus. You
4870     can't determine if the accelerator is active without reading from register
4871     42, but you can't interpret the contents of that register correctly without
4872     knowing what the last accelerator command was. Reading from register 13 gets
4873     you some useless (unrelated) info and _also_ toggles the accelerator on and
4874     off.
4875     %%
4876     Join the Army,
4877     Meet interesting people,
4878     Kill them.
4879     %%
4880     > Wie entsteht Materie? Ich koennte mir vorstellen, dass Energie in Materie
4881     > umwandelbar ist.
4882    
4883     E=m*c^2 (Schon mal gehoert?) (Schon mal verstanden??)
4884     %%
4885     >nach der die Pygmäen geheime UFO-Basen in ausgehöhlten Baumstämmen
4886     >unterhalten (Vorsicht: das war ein Witz :-) ).
4887     %%
4888     > (Bernhard Nahrgang) wrote:
4889     >
4890     > >> Logische Annahme: Die Erde waechst entweder kontinuierlich, oder periodisch
4891     > >> ruckartig.
4892     > >wie kann jemand mit dem IQ von 130 nur SO SELTEN BLOEDE sein??
4893     >
4894     > Norbert ist nicht selten blöde...
4895    
4896     :-)
4897     %%
4898     SAT 1 Teletext: Ein Asteroid mit einem Durchmesser von fast einem Kilometer
4899     rast mit großer Geschwindigkeit auf die Erde zu. US-Astronomen befürchten:
4900     "XF11" könnte im Jahr 2028 auf der Erde einschlagen. Die Folgen wären
4901     verheerend. "Der rasende Stein aus dem All ist eine Gefahr", warnt Jack G.
4902     Hills vom US-Kernforschungszentrum Los Alamos: "Wenn er die Erde trifft,
4903     wird er die Sprengkraft von 320.000 Megatonnen Dynamit haben." Das
4904     entspricht dem Zweimillionenfachen der Atombombe...
4905    
4906     ARD/ZDF Teletext: ASTEROID MIT KURS AUF ERDE ENTDECKT Amerikanische
4907     Astronomen haben einen Asteroiden ausgemacht, der in 30 Jahren der Erde
4908     gefährlich nahekommen wird. Die Gefahr, daß der Asteroid einschlagen wird,
4909     sei gering, aber auch nicht völlig auszuschließen. Nach derzeitigen
4910     Berechnungen wird der Asteroid mit der Bezeichnung "1997 XF11" am 26.Oktober
4911     2028 unserem Planeten am nächsten kommen. "1997 XF11" hat etwa einen
4912     Durchmesser von 1,6 Kilometern. Erstmals käme ein Objekt dieser Größe der
4913     Erde so nahe, hieß es in dem Bericht der Internationalen Astronomischen
4914     Union.
4915    
4916     RTL Teletext: Himmelskörper rast auf Erde zu Ein Asteroid wird im Jahr 2028
4917     der Erde gefährlich nahe kommen. Amerikanische Wissenschaftler haben die
4918     Chance eines Zusammenpralls auf eins zu tausend berechnet. Sollte der
4919     Asteroid, der einen Durchmesser von 1,8 Kilometern hat, aufprallen, könnte
4920     er eine gigantische Flutwelle auslösen, so die Forscher. Auch ein genaues
4921     Datum haben die Wissenschaftler schon errechnet: Von Europa aus wäre das
4922     Naturschauspiel am 26. Oktober 2028 zu beobachten.
4923     %%
4924     * Linux Viruscan.....
4925     Windows 95 Found Remove it ? (Y/y)
4926     %%
4927     >>Hmm, welche Behauptungen entsprechen denn deiner Meinung nach der
4928     >>Realität?
4929     >>
4930     >>Das es das FBI wirklich gibt?
4931     >>Das Scully frigide ist, und deshalb mit Mulder nichts anfangen möchte?
4932     >>Das Mulder homosexuell ist, und deshalb mit Scully nichts anfangen möchte?
4933     >>Das der CSM einen Vertrag mit Marlb*ro hat?
4934     >
4935     >Hinter diesen "Fragen" erkenne ich z.B. eine gut bekannte Strategie. Die
4936     >FBI-Frage ist bewusst absurd. Das Abgleiten ins Sexuelle hat ebenfalls
4937     %%
4938     "'You're a Cirrus. You're crap. I'm an S3. I rule. Thank you and please drive through.'"
4939     %%
4940     > How could you have perl take a set of numbers (1,2,3,4) and put them
4941     > into a random order???
4942     >
4943    
4944     @array=qw(1 2 3 4);
4945     print "@array[1,3,2,0]\n";
4946    
4947     I've checked this against other possible random orderings
4948     of these numbers, and this ordering is at least as random as
4949     any of the other possible ones. The benefit of this one being
4950     that it begins with the number 2, which is my favorite random
4951     number less than 42.
4952     %%
4953     From what I am reading Win98 and NT5.0 will be getting rid of all that
4954     crap anyway. Seems that Microsoft has invented something called TCP/IP and
4955     another really revolutionary concept called DNS that eliminates the
4956     netbios crap too. All that arping from browsers is going to go away.
4957     I also hear rumors that they are on the verge of breakthrough discoveries
4958     called NFS, and LPD too. Given enough time and money, they might
4959     eventually invent Unix.
4960     %%
4961     In Germany, where typeface design has always been a significant part of
4962     the cultural heritage, and where typefounding has remained an important
4963     business, there are more than one kind of copyright-like protections for
4964     typefaces. Certain long-standing industrial design protection laws have
4965     been used to protect typeface designs in litigation over royalties and
4966     plagiarisms. Further, there is a recent law, the so-called
4967     "Schriftzeichengesetz" enacted in 1981, that specifically protects
4968     typeface designs. New designs are registered, as is done with
4969     copyright in most countries. This law only protects new, original
4970     designs. It is available to non-German designers and firms. Therefore,
4971     some type firms and designers routinely copyright new designs in West
4972     Germany. This gives a degree of protection for products marketed in
4973     Germany. Since multinational corporations may find it cheaper to
4974     license a design for world-wide use rather than deal with a special case
4975     in one country, the German law does encourage licensing on a broader
4976     scale than would initially seem to be the case.
4977     %%
4978     [linux processes vs. nt/solaris threads]
4979     Rob Pike pointed out that the solution to slow process creation is
4980     faster process creation, not another kernel abstraction.
4981     %%
4982     Does anybody know how to communicate between a PC and a modem,
4983     using a Perl CGI script?
4984     %%
4985     >I really don't know crap about PERL. How is it different from JAVA?
4986    
4987     One tiny difference: Java can crash your browser. It happened to me last
4988     week.
4989     %%
4990     Brieweb> I heard Randal Schwartz say he could write an entire httpd server in 90 lines
4991     Brieweb> of PERL.
4992     No, that's an http *proxy* server. A simple web server is much shorter.
4993     From "perldoc HTTP::Daemon"...
4994     [Randal Schwartz]
4995     %%
4996     But the possibility of abuse may be a good reason for leaving
4997     capabilities out of other computer languages, it's not a good reason
4998     for leaving capabilities out of Perl.
4999     [Larry Wall in `Macros'. [[perl5-porters]]]
5000     %%
5001     Yes: Java's main advantage over Perl is that it's hard to use for casual
5002     programmers, so keeps all but the most intrepid programmers away from it.
5003     It has no decent support for string processing, allowing you to spend
5004     hours at useless debugging. It has a very restrictive and static system
5005     to make sure you don't try anything interesting. It makes sure that you
5006     use objects, by golly, because James Gosling said so. It's easy for C++
5007     programmers to use, and hard for shell or BASIC programmers to use. It
5008     also only runs on a few systems, locking its customers into a a closed
5009     system and restricting their options.
5010     [Tom Christiansen in `Java Vs. Perl']
5011     %%
5012     <Bill_Gates> Where do you want to go today?
5013     <Phase_5> Where do go tomorrow?
5014     <BlueFlux> Where were you yesterday?!?!
5015     %%
5016     "It's not to control, but to protect the citizens of Singapore. In our
5017     society, you can state your views, but they have to be correct."
5018     Ernie Hai
5019     Coordinator of Singapore Government Internet Project
5020     %%
5021     : I very much prefer a useful error message than a "it produced the wrong
5022     : results" report from the users.
5023    
5024     if i got even "it produced the wrong results" from our users, i would
5025     be in 7th heaven. ours often mail us with such insightful requests as
5026     "can you tell me my email address?" no, sorry, that should be "CAN U
5027     TEL ME MY E MAIL ADRES DUDE?!!!?? HURRY!!!"
5028     %%
5029     There are many intelligent species in the Universe.
5030     They are all owned by cats.
5031     %%
5032     Why dignify your unsustainable, unjustifiable, unprovable feeble
5033     attempts at character assassination with anything resembling a reply?
5034     You only make yourself look foolish by mouthing off like that.
5035     %%
5036     From: L & K Olson <kolson@mbnet.mb.ca>
5037     Subject: If they wrote error messages in haiku ...
5038    
5039     Yesterday it worked
5040     Today it is not working
5041     Windows is like that
5042     - - -
5043     wind catches lily
5044     scatt'ring petals to the wind:
5045     segmentation fault
5046     - - -
5047     Three things are certain:
5048     Death, taxes, and lost data.
5049     Guess which has occurred.
5050     - - -
5051     A file that big?
5052     It might be very useful.
5053     But now it is gone.
5054     - - -
5055     Windows NT crashed.
5056     I am the Blue Screen of Death.
5057     No one hears your screams.
5058     - - -
5059     Errors have occurred.
5060     We won't tell you where or why.
5061     Lazy programmers.
5062     - - -
5063     Seeing my great fault
5064     Through darkening blue windows
5065     I begin again
5066     - - -
5067     The code was willing,
5068     It considered your request,
5069     But the chips were weak.
5070     - - -
5071     Printer not ready.
5072     Could be a fatal error.
5073     Have a pen handy?
5074     - - -
5075     Server's poor response
5076     Not quick enough for browser.
5077     Timed out, plum blossom.
5078     - - -
5079     Chaos reigns within.
5080     Reflect, repent, and reboot.
5081     Order shall return.
5082     - - -
5083     Login incorrect.
5084     Only perfect spellers may
5085     enter this system.
5086     - - -
5087     This site has been moved.
5088     We'd tell you where, but then we'd
5089     have to delete you.
5090     - - -
5091     ABORTED effort:
5092     Close all that you have.
5093     You ask way too much.
5094     - - -
5095     First snow, then silence.
5096     This thousand dollar screen dies
5097     so beautifully.
5098     - - -
5099     With searching comes loss
5100     and the presence of absence:
5101     "My Novel" not found.
5102     - - -
5103     The Tao that is seen
5104     Is not the true Tao, until
5105     You bring fresh toner.
5106     - - -
5107     The Web site you seek
5108     cannot be located but
5109     endless others exist
5110     - - -
5111     Stay the patient course
5112     Of little worth is your ire
5113     The network is down
5114     - - -
5115     A crash reduces
5116     your expensive computer
5117     to a simple stone.
5118     - - -
5119     There is a chasm
5120     of carbon and silicon
5121     the software can't bridge
5122     - - -
5123     To have no errors
5124     Would be life without meaning
5125     No struggle, no joy
5126     - - -
5127     You step in the stream,
5128     but the water has moved on.
5129     This page is not here.
5130     - - -
5131     No keyboard present
5132     Hit F1 to continue
5133     Zen engineering?
5134     - - -
5135     Hal, open the file
5136     Hal, open the damn file, Hal
5137     open it, please Hal
5138     - - -
5139     Out of memory.
5140     We wish to hold the whole sky,
5141     But we never will.
5142     - - -
5143     Having been erased,
5144     The document you're seeking
5145     Must now be retyped.
5146     - - -
5147     The ten thousand things
5148     How long do any persist?
5149     Netscape, too, has gone.
5150     - - -
5151     Rather than a beep
5152     Or a rude error message,
5153     These words: "File not found."
5154     - - -
5155     Serious error.
5156     All shortcuts have disappeared
5157     Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
5158     %%
5159     "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way
5160     to factor large prime numbers." -- Bill Gates from "The Road Ahead," p. 265.
5161     %%
5162     > What is the Windows equivalent of the first line used for
5163     > UNIX (#!/usr/local/bin/perl) that tells where the Perl interpreter is?
5164    
5165     Windows hasn't gotten quite as far in functionality as, say, BSD Unix in the
5166     early 1980s.
5167     %%
5168     > I have a chat script, that will work fine for a bit then after a while
5169     > the private messages will stop working. It might be because I changed
5170     > something, but chances are that isn't the case. I re-install a fresh
5171     > copy, paths are correct, and they still don't work
5172    
5173     I think you are experiencing GOVERNMENT CONTROL. You see, everyone
5174     with a chat script is being scrutinised by the department of CHAT
5175     control. Whenever they see some message they don't like, they
5176     introduce some little goblin called feature-creep in your program. if
5177     you have lots of these little devils, your program migth acquire so
5178     many new features that it just stops working.
5179    
5180     This also applies to Microsoft products.
5181    
5182     > Does it make sense for certain features to just not work?! If you can
5183     > help, or have suggestions, get back to me, PLEASE:)
5184    
5185     Yes, it makes perfect sense. Especially if they're features which
5186     really are bugs. And especially if they're 'private' messages. You
5187     know perfectly well that the government doesn't like private messages.
5188    
5189     Hope this explains what's going on
5190     Martien Verbruggen
5191     %%
5192     ...code? If you're on a misconfigured NT server (is that redundant?), you...
5193     %%
5194     X11R6.1-based free X server compiles, links and crashes under IRIX(TM).
5195     %%
5196     -------------- please bite here ------------- bitte hier abbeissen ---------
5197     %%
5198     "Frag mal, auf was fuer uptimes man kommt, wenn man Software-Entwicklung
5199     unter NT macht..." "Das koennen bis zu dreissig Minuten werden - in der
5200     Mittagspause." -- Andreas Bogk, Kai Fett, de.alt.sysadmin.recovery
5201     %%
5202     > ++ A lot of posters here have .sigs that include perl one liners.
5203     > ++ Is there a safe way to run them, and be assured that they wont
5204     > ++ damage and/or erase files? (or e-mail off my shadow file)
5205     >
5206     > Just make sure you understand it ;)
5207    
5208     I nominate Abigail for best response of the year with this one. Come to
5209     think of it, I nominate it for best response of next year, too.
5210     %%
5211     Your moderator will be spending the next week on a beach on a small island
5212     where the phones don't work very well, so there won't be any comp.compilers
5213     until the 28th. Any messages you send in will wait here until I get back and
5214     should be posted on March 1st or 2nd.
5215     %%
5216     But now, in comp.lang.perl.misc, you have a bunch of people who aren't
5217     even asking how to make the pieces fit together, but what the
5218     individual pieces are. ("How do I get my lego project to roll accross
5219     the table?" "You use one of those pieces that have the wheels
5220     attached.") Or questions that aren't about building at all. ("The
5221     motor stopped moving. How do I get it to start again?" "The batteries
5222     are probably dead. You can buy new batteries at any department or
5223     convienience store.")
5224     %%
5225     : how do i make my perl script run?
5226     Get up at 91 minutes before dawn, clothe yourself in neon green body
5227     %%
5228     for some reason Windoze users don't seem to expect docs to come with an archive
5229     %%> ToiLeTGoD
5230    
5231     Well, well.. I always wondered who/what made that flush thingy work.
5232     Pretty cool name, dude. (not)
5233     %%
5234     Ummm...create "comp.lang.perl.wizards", make it moderated and all posts,
5235     including xposts, go into /dev/null. Most FAQers won't have the Usenet
5236     background to understand that such groups are either a) a wasteland
5237     populated (briefly) by persons like themselves, or b) point to /dev/null.
5238     %%
5239     Lazy people never bother to actually read the manual. Instead they (like
5240     kids) pick something with big, colorful buttons.
5241     -- Eugene Tyurin <gene@insti.physics.sunysb.edu>
5242     %%
5243     The Average Person's Axioms of First Order Predicate Logic:
5244     (A => B) => (B => A)
5245     (There exists) x A(x) => (For all) x A(x)
5246     (A => C) & (B => C) => (A => B) - Warren Vonroeschlaub
5247     %%
5248     cal 9 1752
5249     %%
5250     Installing unix fixes the [VMS] bug.
5251     -Barry Shein
5252     %%
5253     And this horrible free-for-all will be left to children wondering around
5254     by themselves in the dark because they refuse to turn on the light and
5255     read the manual.
5256     %%
5257     "SPARC" is "CRAPS" backwards --Rob Pike
5258     %%
5259     I increasingly begin to understand why some universities require
5260     that its compsci majors study the Euclid's Prime Number Theorem,
5261     the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus, Cantor's Diagonalization Proof,
5262     Goedel's Incompleteness Theorem, and the ramifications of Halting Problem
5263     in everyday life. These may not be involved in daily programming, but
5264     it helps develop a rigorous mind. And it gives those who would progress
5265     from typist to word-processor devotee to HTML documenter to CGI scripter
5266     to distributed multithreaded operating systems design specialist cause
5267     for pause. You just can't do that without proper training.
5268     %%
5269     comp.lang.perl.i'm-from-microsoft-so-won't-read-documentation
5270     %%
5271     I suggest you install a newsserver, and keep a local spool. Anything else
5272     is too much work, and fairly silly. The Internet has catupulted even
5273     the Wintel victims past the days of BBS toys.
5274     %%
5275     > Help help! Pls advise me thru email.
5276    
5277     I advise you to buy a new keyboard; one that has all the keys you
5278     need.
5279     %%
5280     Christian Fundamentalism: The doctrine that there is an absolutely
5281     powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity that is
5282     deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.
5283     %%
5284     I find the first particularly useful in destroying the miswrapped
5285     lines stemming from brain-damaged "it's just another word processor"
5286     newsreaders. You know,
5287     those postings that always seem to go to the edge of the line and then
5288     back
5289     again to the start, as this paragraph has. These are just too painful
5290     to read. Just kill them. It's not worth your time trying to figure
5291     out what they're saying.
5292     %%
5293     It is most annoying to receive junk mail describing how to purchase 93
5294     million addresses, while knowing that yours is one of them.
5295     %%
5296     I'm surprised Tom, how could it miss the "X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.01 [en] (WinNT;
5297     U)" header line? Personally, I find the attempted use of Netscape as a
5298     newsreader even worse then the attempted use of WinNT as an OS. :-)
5299    
5300     But the combination.... *sutters*
5301     %%
5302     Hm... my new killfile isn't detecting you're posting from Windows.
5303     Darn it.
5304     %%
5305     At least he didn't post in all caps.
5306     %%
5307     http://language.perl.com/CPAN-local/doc/FAQs/cgi/idiots-guide.html
5308     %%
5309     I think the biggest problem with M.S.A. is that the scripts work for Matt, but
5310     the majority of people trying to use them are from the
5311     "Wintel/AOL/FrontPage/push-a-button/HTML-is-programming/no-programming-required"
5312     school of non-learning. It isn't a problem with the code, per se, but with those
5313     trying to use it.
5314     %%
5315     "Linux can emulate an C64 on my AMDK6PR200 at full speed. Windows can't."
5316     %%
5317     cdog wrote:
5318     >
5319     > Is this group active?
5320     No.
5321    
5322     If you had spent half a second LOOKING at the group before posting, you
5323     probably could have come to that conclusion yourself.
5324    
5325     On a personal note, I died 3 years, 8 days, 5 minutes, 16 seconds, and
5326     345 milliseconds ago, but who's counting.
5327     %%
5328     "Security through obscurity is no security at all."
5329     -comp.lang.perl.misc newsgroup posting
5330     %%
5331     "Windows 95 will now attempt to blow chunks across your primary partition.
5332     Press any key to continue..."
5333     %%
5334     NT 5.0 is the last nail in the Unix coffin. Interestingly, Unix
5335     isn't in the coffin... It's wondering what the heck is sealing
5336     itself into a wooden box 6 feet underground...
5337     %%
5338     The Wall St Journal (1996-01-22, page 1) reported that Cuba is
5339     considering jumping across the International Date Line, just so that
5340     it's the first into the year 2000. So it's possible you'll have to
5341     adjust your travel plans.
5342     %%
5343     "Wo kämen wir hin, wenn alle sagten, wo kämen wir hin, und niemand ginge
5344     hin, um einmal zu schauen, wohin man käme, wenn man ginge." -- Kurt Marti
5345     %%
5346     The Takeuchi function is a popular benchmark of function calling due to its
5347     highly recursive nature. It's defined as:
5348    
5349     tak x y z = z, if y >= x
5350     = tak (tak (x-1) y z) (tak (y - 1) z x) (tak (z - 1) x y), otherwise
5351    
5352     For this benchmark, the function is invoked as:
5353    
5354     tak 18 12 6
5355     %%
5356     "Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!"
5357     -- Bill Gates
5358     "Windows 95 needs at least 8 MB RAM."
5359     -- Bill Gates
5360     "Nobody will ever need Windows 95."
5361     -- logical conclusion
5362     %%
5363     Year Name James Bond Book
5364     - ---- -------------------------------- -------------- ----
5365     50's James Bond TV Series Barry Nelson
5366     1962 Dr. No Sean Connery 1958
5367     1963 From Russia With Love Sean Connery 1957
5368     1964 Goldfinger Sean Connery 1959
5369     1965 Thunderball Sean Connery 1961
5370     1967* Casino Royale David Niven 1954
5371     1967 You Only Live Twice Sean Connery 1964
5372     1969 On Her Majesty's Secret Service George Lazenby 1963
5373     1971 Diamonds Are Forever Sean Connery 1956
5374     1973 Live And Let Die Roger Moore 1955
5375     1974 The Man With The Golden Gun Roger Moore 1965
5376     1977 The Spy Who Loved Me Roger Moore 1962 (novelette)
5377     1979 Moonraker Roger Moore 1955
5378     1981 For Your Eyes Only Roger Moore 1960 (novelette)
5379     1983 Octopussy Roger Moore 1965
5380     1983* Never Say Never Again Sean Connery
5381     1985 A View To A Kill Roger Moore 1960 (novelette)
5382     1987 The Living Daylights Timothy Dalton 1965 (novelette)
5383     * -- Not a Broccoli production.
5384     %%
5385     Windows NT: n.
5386     32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit
5387     operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written
5388     by a 2-bit company that can't stand for 1 bit of competition.
5389     %%
5390     Auf der Kiste läuft EHNIX, das ist ZUNIX kompatibel.