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1 root 1.460 As someone who has been acquainted with a surprisingly large number of
2     people who write fantasy, I can tell you that the difference between
3     fantasy and reality is that fantasy has to make sense.
4    
5     [Tyvor Winn, https://pandasthumb.org/archives/2019/07/fire-breathing-dinosaurs.html]
6     %
7     The overarching theme of the code of conduct has always been Be Nice and
8     that has been problematic for a long time.
9    
10     [https://meta.stackexchange.com/questions/334058/are-there-specific-issues-with-unwelcoming-behavior-toward-lgbtq-persons-on-stac/]
11     %
12 root 1.459 GNU Powered it
13     GPL Protected it
14     GOD Blessed it
15    
16     [from Nala Ginrut's mail signature]
17     %
18 root 1.458 a friend once told me that "ex-mother-in-law-to-be" was the most wonderful
19     kinship term she'd ever heard.
20    
21     [http://www-personal.umich.edu/~jlawler/aue/tense.html]
22     %
23     > I have long considered that the BRs were written by the in-group, for
24     > the in-group, and do not adequately call out the expected processes for
25     > an outsider wanting to join the in-group.
26    
27     I don't agree.
28    
29     > The outsiders sometimes struggle not because they are trying to
30     > accomplish anything of wrong intent, but because the step by step path
31     > is not as clear as it could be.
32    
33     As an outsider, it's true that you are expected to know how to be a
34     trustworthy CA. The ecosystem is not designed to help you to learn how
35     to be trustworthy - the ecosystem does not improve from having more
36     applicants who lack that knowledge - and so yes, the baseline expectation
37     is that applying CAs are operated beyond reproach.
38    
39     [https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1427262]
40     [darkmatter uae trying to get a root certificate for nefarious purposes]
41     %
42     > that way you can adapt your own UID allocation to reliably avoid that range.
43    
44     That is my major issue with systemd: That it postulates that everybody
45     else shall adapt to its conventions, w/o configurability, even if there
46     other conventions exist for a very long time.
47    
48     [https://lwn.net/Articles/777595/]
49     %
50     static void die_you_gravy_sucking_pig_dog(void) __dead;
51    
52     [minix/sbin/shutdown sources]
53     %
54 root 1.457 However, as you can imagine, this is a terrible idea for some zones. If
55     you could walk the .gov zone, you could learn every US government agency
56     and government agency portal.
57    
58     [wow, it's terrible if people could learn about every US government
59     agency? of the people, for the people, no?]
60    
61     [https://blog.cloudflare.com/black-lies/]
62     %
63     Most of the images at NASA have their EXIF data completely removed.
64    
65     [hollycrap in https://www.cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=1016]
66     %
67     The theory of gravity explaining our solar system, can easily be disproved
68     as objects that only had attractive force towards each other would end up
69     smashing into each other, sooner or later.
70    
71     [aa5 in https://www.cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=1957]
72     %
73     Windows 98 "SE" "Suckers Edition"
74     Windows "ME" Mistake Edition
75     Windows "NT" Not to Terrible
76     Windows 2000 ahhhhh! A good OS!
77     Windows "XP" eXtra Problems
78     %
79 root 1.456 Instead of banning every word out there, we should make the mental effort
80     to do better than the political correctness movement that stops at the
81     surface. So, let’s call it master-slave, and instead make a call for US,
82     where a sizable black population is very poor, to have free healthcare,
83     to have cops that are less biased against non-white people, to stop death
84     penalty. This makes really a difference.
85    
86     [http://antirez.com/news/122]
87     %
88     "MASTER/Slave" is ungood crimethinkful oldspeak. plusgood rectify unword.
89     Is Minitrue doubleplusgoodwork truthwise. chocorat anyone?
90    
91     [https://github.com/django/django/pull/2692#issuecomment-44847465]
92     %
93 root 1.455 Somebody should tell EU, 1984 was not an instruction manual.
94    
95     [BhishmPitamah, in https://www.reddit.com/r/privacy/comments/9f9za4/europe_just_voted/]
96     %
97 root 1.454 [supposedly from the firmware update script for certain tesla car models]
98    
99     # We should have some way here of keeping the car parked. What if
100     # they try to drive off while we're in the middle of an upgrade?
101    
102     # We should also have a mutex around everything that follows. What if
103     # unpack.sh gets triggered on the same tarball twice? This is more of
104     # a problem now that we might be deferring installation.
105    
106     # We should also have a recovery system. What if we remove the
107     # tarball filename but this process is killed before it can complete?
108    
109     [https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3862643&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=87#post]
110     %
111 root 1.453 [https://insights.stackoverflow.com/survey/2015#tech-editor]
112    
113     Vim 15.2%
114     Emacs 3.8%
115    
116     [https://insights.stackoverflow.com/survey/2016#technology-development-environments]
117    
118     Vim 26.1%
119     Emacs 5.2%
120     %
121 root 1.452 Systemd dies if there is no cgroup support in the kernel.
122    
123     Poettering: "To make this work we’d need a patch, as nobody of us tests this"
124    
125     R! /dir/.* destroys root.
126    
127     Poettering: "I am not sure I'd consider this much of a problem. Yeah, it's a UNIX pitfall, but "rm -rf /foo/.*" will work the exact same way, no?"
128    
129     Processes owned by a user with a leading zero in the name are started with root privilege..
130    
131     Pottering: "I don't think there's anything to fix in systemd here"
132    
133     Systemd kill background processes after user logs out.
134    
135     Poettering: "In my view it was actually quite strange of UNIX that it by default let arbitrary user code stay around unrestricted after logout."
136    
137     'I have an issue with journal corruptions and need to know what is the accepted way to deal with them.'
138    
139     Poettering: "Yupp, journal corruptions result in rotation, and when reading we try to make the best of it. they are nothing we really need to fix hence."
140    
141     'Poettering locked and limited conversation to collaborators on 17 Apr'
142    
143     [https://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=10927261&cid=54905721]
144     %
145     [raid controller vendor lock-in techniques]
146    
147     >>> Are HP/PMCS doing the Intel/LSI thing with controllers only working on
148     >>> their own servers.
149     >>
150     >> you mean the DELL PERC5/i 6/i tape of smbus pins mod thing? (Dell first!)
151     >
152     > No the Intel where that trick doesn't work thing.
153    
154     [https://forums.servethehome.com/index.php?threads/hp-p400-why-so-cheap-on-ebay.2308/page-2]
155     %
156 root 1.451 The way I see it, once you move to Firefox 57, you're ready for Chrome.
157    
158     [from a discussion about how deleting all existing extensions and force-replacing
159     them by inferior webextensions (if at all) is a great idea]
160     %
161 root 1.450 Chronology of Significant Events
162     ================================
163    
164 root 1.449 November 2002
165    
166     Rahman wearing only socks and diaper; supervisor has concern regarding
167     hypothermia Rahman subjected to 48 hours of sleep deprivation, rough
168     treatment, cold shower and other measures but remained noncompliant.
169    
170     ---
171    
172     Subjected to cold conditions and minimum food and sleep... confused due to
173     dehydration and fatigue.
174    
175     ---
176    
177     Cable recommends future use of continued environmental deprivations with
178     interrogations 18 out of 24 hours daily
179    
180     ---
181    
182     Linguist asks questions about the temperature at which hypothermia occurs
183    
184     November 19 2200 hrs
185     guard check - Rahman is alive.
186    
187     2300 hrs
188     guard check - Rahman is alive.
189    
190     November 20 0400 hrs
191     guard check - Rahman is alive.
192    
193     0800 hrs
194     guard check - Rahman is alive.
195    
196     1000 hrs
197     guard check - Rahman is dead.
198    
199     [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2017/oct/09/cia-torture-black-site-enhanced-interrogation]
200     %
201 root 1.448 In the quiet moments, he set his hand terminal to the Eros feed. Back
202     when he’d been a kid, there had been a performance artist making
203     the rounds—Jila Sorormaya, her name was. As he recalled, she’d
204     intentionally corrupted data-storage devices and then put the data stream
205     through her music kit. She’d gotten into trouble when some of the
206     proprietary code of the storage device software got incorporated into her
207     music and posted. Miller hadn’t been a sophisticate. He’d figured
208     another nutcase artist had to get a real job, and the universe could only
209     be a better place.
210    
211     [E. Corey, Leviathan Wakes, p. 466]
212     %
213 root 1.447 > Speaking of Apple... Anybody remember their ads against multitasking? I
214     > always assumed that was against the Amiga as well but probably any
215     > computer at the time that did multitasking. I think their tag line was
216     > like "One person. One computer. One Task." or something like. Those ads
217     > really tried to sell the distraction of multitasking. What a crazy time
218     > in technology.
219    
220     -P
221     Not as bad as telling us we are holding the phone wrong.
222    
223     [http://www.amiga.org/forums/showthread.php?t=72811]
224     %
225     > Simon Cooke wrote:
226     > *shrugs* I don’t recall ever hearing that the length of a word was CPU specific.
227    
228     I think I’m going to add this to my random signature collection.
229    
230     [https://blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20050131-00/?p=36563]
231     %
232 root 1.446 Big congratulations to Acer, who used 55555555-5555-5555-5555-555555555555
233     for this in one of their db entries. Not only did they win the random
234     number generator lottery to get that, but also experienced a minimum
235     of 3 single bit errors, since the closest valid GUID to that is
236     55555555-5555-4555-9555-555555555555
237    
238     [https://blog.uncooperative.org/blog/2014/10/23/uefi-security-databases/]
239     %
240 root 1.445 Contrary to what Carrier says, it is not clear to me that Amy Frank or
241     anyone else accused him of sexual assault. Carrier’s lawsuit makes
242     the tenuous argument that Amy Frank implied sexual assault by using the
243     hashtag #sexualassault.
244    
245     [https://freethoughtblogs.com/atrivialknot/2017/01/04/i-liked-richard-carrier-past-tense/]
246     %
247 root 1.444 From: Linus Torvalds
248    
249     And yes, a large part of this may be that I no longer feel like I can
250     trust "init" to do the sane thing. You all presumably know why.
251    
252     [https://lkml.org/lkml/2017/7/6/577]
253     %
254     > How is the old way a problem?
255    
256     That's systemd in a nutshell (and pulseaudio too). Replace well-known
257     things that are not broken with something obscure and clunky that thinks
258     it's smarter than you.
259    
260     [https://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=9170111&cid=52207557]
261     %
262 root 1.443 Systemd is a cancer and it will keep spreading until the host is
263     dead. Just like cancer it's not malicious, it sincerely believes it knows
264     better than the healthy cells it's infecting, but that doesn't make it
265     less lethal.
266    
267     [https://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=9552479&cid=52745591]
268     %
269 root 1.442 From: Richard Stallman
270    
271     [...]
272    
273     > then that sounds like a layering violation.
274    
275     The layering authority has no jurisdiction over GNU.
276     If this solution works, and nobody proposes a better one,
277     we won't let "layering" get in the way.
278     %
279 root 1.441 "Teyrnas Unedig Prydain Fawr a Gogledd Iwerddon" shortened to Teyrnas
280     "Unedig" or "Y Deyrnas Unedig" abbreviated "DU", or Rìoghachd Aonaichte
281     "Bhreatainn is Èireann a Tuath" shortened to Rìoghachd Aonaichte" are
282     "also now legal names for the UK.
283    
284     [Brian Inglis in 774ac519-ceb1-7c04-d2b5-2f2ed851cb61@SystematicSw.ab.ca]
285     %
286     From: Russ Allbery
287     To: tz@iana.org
288     Message-ID: <87h97n58bp.fsf@hope.eyrie.org>
289    
290     > Companies are unlikely to change their processes unless changes break
291     > existing processes (like the version change) or changes are documented
292     > in an RFC, which can be presented to SOx auditors and their ilk, to
293     > document and justify why they spent money and changed a process, along
294     > with the documentation on change impact including budget,
295     > authorizations, and the dozens of other side efforts of production
296     > changes, summarized above by DG as "That doesn’t work for everyone."
297    
298     A bit of a digression, but the way companies treat free software projects
299     and maintainers is a pet peeve of mine.
300    
301     It should be obvious that the only people a company can expect to follow
302     any of those rules are people the company is paying or otherwise has a
303     contractual relationship with that requires following those rules.
304     Otherwise, the company should be prepared to pay one of their employees to
305     jump through those hoops if they want those hoops jumped through.
306    
307     It's standard practice for companies who depend heavily on a free software
308     project to have an internal maintainer or advocate for that free software
309     project who will translate whatever the public maintainer does into the
310     form that the company needs to manage it internally, including maintaining
311     private branches as needed, pulling up unreleased patches as needed, and
312     adjusting for upstream changes that don't match the needs of the company
313     (or clearly advocating for compromises or modifications that work for the
314     entire community). This is a cost of doing business. My employer
315     certainly does this for free software we use. It's fairly normal.
316    
317     Some companies don't *want* to spend that money, and try to do it on the
318     cheap by not having that person or the mechanisms for importing free
319     software properly. A few of them then complain at the free software
320     maintainer when they run into problems. But those complaints should not
321     carry any more weight than the complaints of any other user, and should be
322     weighed against the work style, goals, and available time of the free
323     software maintainer. After all, the actor in this situation that has (by
324     far) the most resources and hence the most ability to adopt to changes,
325     whether they want to or not, is the company, not the free software
326     maintainer.
327     %
328 root 1.440 [About the Unicode CLDR (Common Locale Data Repository) project, specifically, timezone names]
329    
330     They also seem to think that abbreviations should be only used locally,
331     such as "BST" only being used by British English. One would think that if
332     an American was talking about DST in the UK they would also use the term
333     "BST", but no:
334     http://unicode.org/cldr/trac/ticket/8498
335     %
336     To: Time zone mailing list <tz@iana.org>
337     Subject: Re: [tz] Request regarding IANA update for Novosibirsk Time Zone
338    
339     Shruthi Venkataramanan -X (shruthve - WIPRO LIMITED at Cisco) wrote:
340     > When can we expect the updated version
341    
342     About three weeks ago.
343     %
344 root 1.439 [...] trying to make digital files uncopyable is like trying to make water
345     not wet. -- Bruce Schneier
346     %
347     [...] in order to be a good Christian one must first be a great hypocrite.
348    
349     [http://chatpilot-godisamyth.blogspot.de/2013/06/the-bible-is-nothing-but-hearsay.html]
350     %
351 root 1.438 Know that you suck, you suck so much that you suck the future you wich
352     was able to go back in time to suck you from the past. You are an
353     neverending paradoxial loop of suckage. Now suck the fuck off.
354    
355     [http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/vats-vs-rtwp.23266/page-2]
356     %
357     From: Random832 <random832@fastmail.com>
358    
359     Arthur David Olson <arthurdavidolson@gmail.com> writes:
360    
361     > From The Economist: "Why time may be running out for the leap second"
362     [http://www.economist.com/blogs/economist-explains/2015/11/economist-explains-4]
363    
364     | The first is simple, ancient and intuitive, and based on the rotation of
365     | the Earth, under which each complete rotation (or, equivalently, each of
366     | the Sun's apparent trips through the sky) counts as one day.
367    
368     Of course, these are actually not equivalent; they're different by a
369     full day per year.
370     %
371 root 1.437 Je n'ai fait celle-ci plus longue que parce que je n'ai pas eu le loisir
372     de la faire plus courte. -- Blaise Pascal, Provincial Letters : Letter XVI.
373     [I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.]
374     %
375     File names are infinite in length where infinity is set to 255 characters.
376     -- Peter Collinson, "The Unix File System"
377     %
378     Over the past 20 years - its never been a question of the "perfect
379     storage media vendor" - its been a question of "who has screwed
380     me - lately?".
381     -- JSS, former Amiga HW Engineer, Rework tech of 400,000 defective
382     Seagate HDD's, Class of '94.
383    
384     [http://hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1095235&cid=26492885]
385     %
386     I also proposed making malloc(0) perfectly fine, since zero is a perfectly
387     fine value. I also, in the same letter, proposed making zero-sized
388     arrays legal, mostly so you could do the extend-the-struct trick for a
389     variable-sized array as the last field of the struct.
390    
391     I got two letters back as answer to my one. #1: Malloc(0) shouldn't work
392     because zero-sized arrays don't work. #2: Zero-sized arrays shouldn't work
393     because malloc(0) doesn't work. Well played, ANSI C committee, and may
394     your lives be a living hell.
395    
396     [Rob Pike in https://code.google.com/p/go/issues/detail?id=4142#c2]
397     %
398 root 1.436 Using a screwdriver was not a normal part of the experimental protocol.
399     [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Slotin#Criticality_accident]
400     %
401     Newbie: Hi. I've been using Lisp for about half a year now, programming
402     for three years. I discovered this group and wondered if you could help me
403     out with a problem I'm having?
404    
405     Smug: Hi! Always glad to have new blood. Sure thing, just ask.
406    
407     Snide: Heya New! You bet, ask anything and we'll try to help.
408    
409     Newbie: Okay, I'm trying to filter a list, something like Perl's grep. I
410     want to set up a predicate and have the new list be only those elements
411     from the old list that satisfy it. I know there's some standard idiom for
412     doing this, I just can't find it anywhere...
413    
414     Smug: Perl's grep was inspired by Lisp's higher-order functions, you know. :)
415    
416     Newbie: Oh, cool. :)
417    
418     Smug: But it's inferior since it has balky syntax.
419    
420     Snide: You can do it with (mapcan (lambda (item) (when (predicate item) (list item))) list).
421     [http://c2.com/]
422     %
423     Unfortunately a Russian spy stole the last meg of a LISP program for
424     controlling our nuclear defense systems. Fortunately, it was all
425     right-parenthesis.
426     [http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?WhyWeHateLisp]
427     %
428     Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of
429     yourself?
430     Software development is the career for you!
431    
432     [https://twitter.com/Loh/status/411282297816498176]
433     %
434 root 1.435 [...] undisguised clarity is easily mistaken for arrogance.
435     -- Richard Dawkins
436     %
437     There are many choices of elliptic-curve signature systems. The standard
438     choice, ECDSA, is reasonable if you don't care about simplicity, speed,
439     and security.
440    
441     [http://blog.cr.yp.to/20140323-ecdsa.html]
442     %
443     [In answer to: "Is the NSA aware of any weaknesses in the DES or the DSS? The RSA?"]
444    
445     We are unaware of any weaknesses in the DES or the DSS when properly implemented and
446     used for the purposes for which they both are designed.
447     -— National Security Agency, June 1992
448     %
449     In the past decade there have been many attacks against TLS. With the
450     exception of CRIME, not one of them relied on any results that were not
451     known at the time the TLS 1.0 standard was being written. [...] Every time
452     this standards group has had a choice to make regarding cryptography,
453     they have made the wrong one. [...] Were TLS to be submitted by an
454     undergraduate as a solution to this problem it would earn an F.
455    
456     [http://www.ietf.org/mail-archive/web/tls/current/msg10598.html]
457     %
458     tiny hsv2rgb
459     float3 h2r(float h,float s,float v){return lerp(saturate((abs(frac(h+float3(1,2,3)/3)*6-3)-1)),1,s)*v;}
460    
461     vec3 hsv(float h,float s,float v) {
462     return mix(vec3(1.),clamp((abs(fract(h+vec3(3.,2.,1.)/3.)*6.-3.)-1.),0.,1.),s)*v;
463     }
464     %
465     Haha, no FPS counter but rather a "Next frame"-button :)
466     Only Java makes it possible!
467    
468     [http://www.pouet.net/topic.php?which=7920&page=1]
469     %
470     'sth is poettering' means it acts invasive, possessive, destructive, and
471     generally in an egocentric exacerbating negative way. ``this cancer is
472     extremely poettering''
473     %
474     "There is no use in arguing with a man who can multiply anything by the square root of minus 1."
475     -- Pirates of Venus, Edgar Rice Burroughs
476     %
477     "I drank what?!"
478     -- Socrates
479     %
480     It would be bad for OpenPGP to have a standard that could not be
481     implemented on light bulbs (I used to say cell phones, but they're now
482     400MHz devices), forcing the light bulb people to use something else.
483    
484     Jon Callas in
485     http://www.imc.org/ietf-openpgp/mail-archive/msg06396.html
486     %
487     "If you have four groups working on a compiler, you'll get a 4-pass compiler."
488     -- Conway's Law
489     %
490     The mac version doesn't work on older versions of the operating system
491     (this is part of Apple's planned obsolescence hellhole; the latest version
492     of xcode won't build for older systems but I'm forced to update to it
493     because the older ones won't build for newer systems and I've been forced
494     to update the operating system on my ipad so UGH; basically I have to
495     have multiple xcode versions installed and I really can't be bothered
496     untangling this mess right now so).
497    
498     [http://mightyvision.blogspot.de/2013/03/7drl-success-86856527.html]
499     %
500     Option "NoPM" "boolean"
501     Disables something to do with power management events. Default: PM
502     enabled on platforms that support it.
503     [xorg.conf(5)]
504     %
505     > Yes, this would be something _in addition_ to what the FSF does.
506     > Grant money could be used to hire one or two fresh graduates that
507     > would work on code.
508    
509     Graduates in which discipline? Computer science? This sounds to me
510     like the idea to hire one or two fresh graduates in English literature
511     and language with the idea to let them start writing novels.
512     [87liaj740v.fsf@fencepost.gnu.org]
513     %
514 root 1.434 [and that's why I don't support gentoo anymore]
515     As with Francois, I used to use ccache for recompiling packages that
516     hadn’t finished the first time — but for a different reason. At
517     the time, I had overrated memory, and a BIOS without a memory clock
518     option. The system was generally fine, but once in awhile would scramble
519     a memory transfer enough to cause a crash. CCache was a LOT of help in
520     that instance, as it’s what allowed me to even install Gentoo at all —
521     there’s no way I could have gotten thru gcc, (monolitic) X, glibc, or
522     the then unsplit KDE compiles, without it.
523     %
524     Kay, you are so full of sh*t that it's not funny. You're refusing to
525     acknowledge your bugs, you refuse to fix them even when a patch is
526     sent to you, and then you make excuses for the fact that we have to
527     work around *your* bugs, and say that we should have done so from the
528     very beginning.
529     [Linus in http://article.gmane.org/gmane.linux.kernel/1369384]
530     %
531     systemd creates user session information in
532     /run/user/$user . I brought up with lennart the fact that this would
533     only permit one session per user. He rejected out of hand the fact
534     that more than one session would ever be needed, because Gnome only
535     allowed one session per user.
536     [http://lists.debian.org/debian-devel/2012/04/msg00751.html]
537     %
538 root 1.433 > Mailman archives! IIRC Heiko mentioned that there are more disputes
539     > about Lennart Poettering and his software on ALL mailing lists, than
540     > about anything else.
541     >
542     > Why is it like that?
543    
544     Probably because he has all the arrogance of DJB but none of the skill.
545    
546     [http://permalink.gmane.org/gmane.linux.arch.general/44574]
547     %
548     [from a discussion about GNOME 3 "branding" mentality]
549    
550     >> However, there are a number of serious problems:
551     >>
552     >> 1. Extensions break with every release. As Paolo said earlier, "This is
553     >> simply the result of not (yet) having a defined extension API." Yet this is
554     >> also part of the design: extensions specify versions of gnome-shell they
555     >> work with, so are trivially broken by new versions even if they might work.
556     >
557     > I don't think you understand well why this was designed this way.
558    
559     That's the sort of thing people say to the judge of a serial killer.
560     The reasons don't matter for calling the results terrible.
561     %
562     (partial) Beaufort Table
563     Name # km/h (min) m/s (min)
564     Calm 0 0 0
565     Light Air 1 1.1 0.3
566     Light Breeze 2 5.6 1.6
567     Gentle Breeze 3 12 3.4
568     Moderate Breeze 4 20 5.5
569     Fresh Breeze 5 29 8
570     Strong Breeze 6 39 10.8
571     Moderate Gale 7 50 13.9
572     Fresh Gale 8 62 17.2
573     Strong Gale 9 75 20.8
574     %
575     "I have an open mind (I did consider voting liberal democrat once)."
576     - random imdb forum quote excerpt
577     %
578     "Multiple exclamation marks," he went on, shaking his head, "are a sure
579     sign of a diseased mind." [Terry Pratchett]
580     %
581     The butcher who kills the baby to see how it comes apart did choose his
582     profession because of his sensitive soul. He chose it because death and
583     suffering, blood and gore, appeal to him. Dismembering the baby was always
584     on the cards.
585     %
586     [random comment from amule sources]
587     // trust noone ;-)
588     // lol, useless comment but made me lmao
589     // wtf you guys are weird.
590     %
591 root 1.432 Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
592     - Kin Hubbard
593     %
594     [random .sig]
595     I'm a muslim.
596    
597     No I won't email you a bomb if you tick me off, but only because I don't know how to.
598     %
599     [...] don't do a double-take if you cuss in front of a woman. If she's read any
600     of the kernel code (notably arch/sparc/), she's heard of the word "fuck"
601     before.
602    
603     [Encourage-Women-Linux-HOWTO]
604     %
605     <imho>
606    
607     BASIC - fun! (For small programs at least.)
608     Smalltalk - fun! (Until you have to interact with anything else.)
609     Lisp - fun! (Until your eyeballs fall out from looking at too many parentheses.)
610     Arduino sketches - fun! (As long as they fit on one page.)
611    
612     ObjC - sort of fun...once you understand 200 Cocoa classes.
613     Java - public static void not fun.
614     C++ - definitely not fun. STL seems like it should be fun but it isn't.
615     C - usually not fun.
616    
617     What about modern scripting languages?
618    
619     JavaScript - sort of fun! Until you have to deal with the DOM or various not-fun frameworks.
620     Ruby - fun! Until you try to do something with Rails.
621     Python - fun! Until you try to write a GUI app.
622    
623     </imho>
624    
625     [http://arstechnica.com/apple/2012/05/25-years-of-hypercard-the-missing-link-to-the-web/2/]
626     %
627     "Die deutschen Zensoren------------------- --------------------------
628     Dummköpfe-------- -------------------------------------------"
629     %
630    
631     * GFX_IS_DISPLAY_MODE_SUPPORTED
632     *
633     * This routine sets the specified display mode.
634    
635     n = n%2 ? n : ++n;
636     [plan9, /sys/src/cmd/eqn/paren.c]
637     %
638     # The user is always right.
639     if test "${PATH_SEPARATOR+set}" != set; then
640     [autoconf]
641     %
642     from linux-2.6.37/fs/fcntl.c:
643    
644     /*
645     * We need to detect attempts to do dup2() over allocated but still
646     * not finished descriptor. NB: OpenBSD avoids that at the price of
647     * extra work in their equivalent of fget() - they insert struct
648     * file immediately after grabbing descriptor, mark it larval if
649     * more work (e.g. actual opening) is needed and make sure that
650     * fget() treats larval files as absent. Potentially interesting,
651     * but while extra work in fget() is trivial, locking implications
652     * and amount of surgery on open()-related paths in VFS are not.
653     * FreeBSD fails with -EBADF in the same situation, NetBSD "solution"
654     * deadlocks in rather amusing ways, AFAICS. All of that is out of
655     * scope of POSIX or SUS, since neither considers shared descriptor
656     * tables and this condition does not arise without those.
657     */
658     %
659     Taken straight out of lilo... This way of intermixing case with if (0)
660     was new to me:
661    
662     switch(c)
663     {
664     case 'x': base=16; type |= 4; if(0) {
665     case 'o': base= 8; type |= 4; } if(0) {
666     case 'u': base=10; type |= 4; } if(0) {
667     case 'd': base=-10; }
668     switch(type)
669     {
670     case 0: val=va_arg(ap, short); break;
671     case 1: val=va_arg(ap, int); break;
672     case 2: val=va_arg(ap, long); break;
673     case 4: val=va_arg(ap, unsigned short); break;
674     case 5: val=va_arg(ap, unsigned int); break;
675     case 6: val=va_arg(ap, unsigned long); break;
676     default:val=0; break;
677     }
678     cp = __numout(val,base);
679     if(0) {
680     case 's':
681     cp=va_arg(ap, char *);
682     }
683     %
684     Also, it is not true that UTC-1 is THE civilian time scale. While it
685     is certainly one, physical seconds are as enshrined in law as UTC
686     timestamps. Try arguing that you weren't caught speeding at midnight
687     at the end of the year because the calculation should have used an
688     extra second and see how far you get :-)
689     [Nick Maclaren, in <8ta60d$aq6$1@pegasus.csx.cam.ac.uk>]
690     %
691     > > Actually it's not fully backward compatible. As I was just reminded, the
692     > > libc `sync' function, which is what the fileutils sync uses (sync is in
693     > > fileutils, not sh-utils), is backward-compatible and thus not synchronous
694     > > (it passes a zero wait flag in file_syncfs).
695     >
696     > Hmm. Hurd sync should use the libc sync function too; it should not
697     > set the wait flag. If it does, that's a bug.
698    
699     It must be a confusing feature, because the code was written by the
700     infamous Michael I. Bushnell (may he rest in peace), who did not write bugs.
701    
702     [from a random discussion about hurd, 199901032206.RAA27962@baalperazim.frob.com]
703     %
704     It is immediately apparent from these figures that moving-arm disks
705     should never be used, neither for paging applications nor for any other
706     heavy-traffic auxiliary memory applications.
707    
708     Peter J. Denning -- Virtual Memory (1970)
709    
710     http://portal.acm.org/ft_gateway.cfm?id=356573&type=pdf&coll=portal&dl=ACM&CFID=15151515&CFTOKEN=6184618
711     %
712     (i was impatient to bikeshed with diego on code indenting... btw this
713     whole indentation rules/enforcement should gone, it's nonsense, i dont
714     know any coder who uses consistent indentation over all his code... only
715     beginner programmers do, sometimes. if anyone wants to read the code in
716     nice indentation, he can anytime run a code formatter with his favourite
717     settings)
718    
719     http://lists.mplayerhq.hu/pipermail/ffmpeg-devel/2011-January/104674.html
720     %
721     How do I deal with memory leaks?
722    
723     By writing code that doesn't have any. [...]
724    
725     [From Bjarne Stroustrup's C++ Style and Technique FAQ]
726     %
727     This kind of arguments doesn't really make sense for Fedora. We should
728     ship the best implementation, not the most "tried and true" one.
729    
730     http://www.devheads.net/linux/fedora/development/libjpeg-f14.htm
731     %
732     The situation in the US: If you do anything before 2067 to preserve the
733     recording on a wax-cylinder from 1895, the terrorists win. Do you really
734     hate hard-working American families that much? Thank God Senator Orrin
735     Hatch and the RIAA love America's children more than you do.
736    
737     The situation in Europe: Sound recordings up to 1960 are already in the
738     public domain. The terrorists have won. Our only hope of restoring the
739     justice of eternal and infinite copyright (and therefore saving our own
740     children's lives!) lies in the selfless efforts of the likes of Bono and
741     Cliff Richard, as they cry all the way to the bank about artists not being
742     rewarded for their creativity.
743    
744     Let's hope that by the time you finish reading this sentence, copyright
745     will have been extended another 99 years... you know, to justly compensate
746     that bloke sitting by a mic in 1895. If he'd thought that in 2066
747     librarians would be able to copy his recording without his permission, he
748     would never have made it in the first place.
749    
750     http://www.slyck.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=52573
751     %
752     "I recommend you to learn English in hope that you in
753     future understand things" -- Jörg Schilling
754     %
755     Nobody has bought freaking 160GB of music from the iTunes store. I figured
756     it out once, conservatively it was like $53,000 of music. And yet somehow
757     Apple has managed to sell tens of millions of iPods with up to 160GB
758     capacity, and even the smaller iPods would cost many thousands of dollars
759     to fill from the iTunes store. The iPod was worthwhile because of piracy.
760    
761     http://arstechnica.com/business/news/2010/09/intels-walled-garden-plan-to-put-av-vendors-out-of-business.ars?comments=1#comment-20806800
762     %
763     "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians.
764     Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
765     - Mohandas Gandhi
766     %
767     "And so I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of
768     the Almighty Creator. In standing guard against the Jew I am defending the
769     handiwork of the Lord."
770     - Adolf Hitler "Mein Kampf" Vol. I, chapter 2, Murphy Ed. (p. 46)
771     %
772     Scientific Scrutiny and Disclosure
773    
774     I was wondering how anyone possibly could conclude from this exchange that
775     Lenski was hiding something. I came to the conclusion that some people
776     must not understand how scientific scrutiny works. I wrote a guide.
777    
778     Scientific scrutiny works like this:
779     Scientist A publishes results.
780    
781     Scientist B: A, I tried duplicating your experiment, but parameters x, y,
782     and z that I need were not in your article. I need you to disclose to me
783     x, y, and z that you used at the time. What are they?
784    
785     A: x, y, and z are such and such.
786     B: Using x, y, and z, my result doesn't agree with yours at all. Are you
787     sure you did the procedures that you claimed?
788     A: ...
789     B: You fraud!
790    
791     Scientific scrutiny does not work like this:
792    
793     A publishes results.
794    
795     B: I have Generic Skepticism toward your article. Under code viii of the
796     Publication Criteria, I demand that you give me all of your data!
797     A: ... ok...? It seems that everything you would need is already in the
798     article. Did you have something specific in mind?
799     B: A has refused to attach all data he has ever used for the
800     experiment. He is withholding information and thus hiding something.
801    
802     -- Carafe 01:42, 15 June 2008 (EDT)
803     [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Conservapedia:Lenski_affair_talk_1]
804     %
805     [regarding sites requesting visitors to allow advertisements and not block
806     them because they need the money to operate]
807    
808     "The readers are not the customer. The customer is the advertiser, and the
809     readers are the product which that website promises to deliver. But the
810     readers, being the product and not the customer, have no obligation to the
811     site or its bottom line."
812     %
813     "..but a short time elapsed after the death of the great reformer of
814     the Jewish religion before his principles were departed from by those
815     who professed to be his special servants, & perverted into an engine for
816     enslaving mankind, and aggrandizing their oppressors in church & state:
817     that the purest system of morals ever before preached to man has been
818     adulterated & sophisticated, by artificial constructions, into a mere
819     contrivance to filch wealth & power to themselves, that rational men not
820     being able to swallow their impious heresies, in order to force them down
821     their throats, they raise the hue & cry of infidelity, while themselves
822     are the greatest obstacles to the advancement of the real doctrines of
823     Jesus, and do in fact constitute the real Anti-Christ."
824     – Thomas Jefferson to William Baldwin, 19 January 1810 (draft – never sent)
825     %
826     Ignorance is the state of not having the data.
827    
828     Idiocy is the state of having the data, but not being able to process it.
829    
830     Willful ignorance is the state of censoring out all data you don’t want to hear.
831     %
832     ["only those parts in the bible I like are authentic"]
833    
834     >>>> but doesn't the Christian bible explicitly support slavery, genocide,
835     >>>> and the beating of children?
836     >>>
837     >>> Subjugation of women...
838     >>
839     >> "doesn't the Christian bible explicitly support ..." Only for bible
840     >> literalists and those who ignore what Jesus himself taught. By all
841     >> means call out any religious person who is acting immorally but try to
842     >> understand that the rest of us who are trying to follow the Way as best
843     >> as we can don't usually have the clout to wrestle the Falwells and the
844     >> Robertsons and their ilk to the ground. If we can agree on that, then,
845     >> shake partner.
846     >
847     > Ever read Matthew 5:31-32? Jesus said it and taught it.
848     >
849     > He says my wife is an adultress since she divorced her 1st husband all
850     > on account of her not taking his punches and kicks with good-natured
851     > humor. That "pearl of wisdom" also says that I'm an adulterer for
852     > choosing to spend the rest of my life with her.
853     >
854    
855     As written, it seems pretty clear. Until you remember the book of matthew
856     was written decades after Jesus's death based on memories and oral
857     traditions, not to mention translation inaccuracies and ulterior motives
858     of the writers. No one really knows what Jesus really said or what he
859     really meant. It could all be wildly inacurrate. I think the fault is in
860     those who would use those words to justify their shabby treatment of you
861     and your wife.
862     %
863     Atheists care about religion for the same reason other people care about
864     cancer. If you aren't careful, it will kill you, and if you are, it could
865     still kill you. - arestheblue
866     %
867     Once upon a time there was the CAT working group whose name was an
868     abbreviation for "Common Authentication Technology". It produced IETF
869     specifications for GSS-API.
870    
871     It was succeeded by the kitten working group, which has been working on
872     the next-generation GSS-API specifications.
873    
874     There is now a proposal for a MOGGIES working group, which will work on
875     Mechanisms Of Generating Generically Interoperable & Effective Security.
876    
877     [http://fanf.livejournal.com/?style=mine]
878     %
879     [from the minix 3 users guide]
880    
881     ELLE is a simple and clear text editor (once you've figured out the key commands).
882     %
883     [Tips how to deal with complaints when running TOR exit nodes]
884    
885     During the conversation make sure you explain a few points:
886     [...]
887     You are not insane. You may be insane, but we don't want the
888     complaintant to guess this is true.
889     %
890     "One of my most productive days was throwing away 1000 lines of code."
891     - Ken Thompson.
892     %
893     http://web.syllable.org/news/2010-01-01-16-50-Math-Project-released.html
894    
895     "Scientific calculations are becoming a reality in Syllable"
896    
897     Dunning-Kruger at its best - the tool that "carries Syllable to
898     universities" can calculate sine and cosine values of integer inputs...
899     source code excerpt:
900    
901     int sn()
902     {
903     char pwr;
904    
905     int input1 = 0;
906     double output1 = 0;
907    
908     system("clear");
909     cout<<"This is the Sin() calculator, please enter a number"<<endl;
910     cin>>input1;
911     output1 = (sin(input1));
912     cout<<"Sin() of"<< input1<<" is: "<<output1<<endl;
913     cout<<"Please press 'a' for recalculate or 'm' to return to main menu"<<endl;
914     cin>>pwr;
915     if(pwr == 'a')
916     sq();
917     if(pwr == 'm')
918     system("pause");
919    
920     }
921     %
922     It allows a web browser and a web server to have a persistent, two-way
923     full-duplex connection using just one TCP connection.
924    
925     [mind-boggling, they provide TCP features with just TCP!!!11]
926    
927     http://web.syllable.org/news/2010-01-02-22-16-WebSockets-for-Cheyenne-web-server.html
928     %
929     From the "my window manager is boiling bullshit, so you have to fix your
930     app for me" department:
931    
932     From: Evan LeCompte
933    
934     Myself and many other members of the Archlinux community (and anyone using
935     Linux with a tiling window manager for that matter) humbly beg you (the
936     developers) for a single-windowed version of GIMP.
937     %
938     "I will give you credit for having balls. In spite of your comments being
939     a PR ploy based on biased views, you consistently imply that we're just
940     indulging in a PR ploy based on biased views."
941    
942     http://tamino.wordpress.com/2009/07/24/old-news/
943     %
944     "We do believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone ...
945     Folks who want porn can buy an Android phone"
946     – Steve Jobs[47]
947    
948     "We can’t adapt European magazines to the standards of Utah."
949     – Mathias Müller von Blumencron (editor of Der Spiegel, warning that
950     the news magazine would not alter its content for the App Store)
951     %
952     The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt.
953     -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
954     %
955     Subject: [Gimp-user] Completely off every imaginable topic;)
956     From: Patrick Horgan
957     Date: Sun, 17 Jan 2010 20:13:38 -0800
958     To: GIMP Users <gimp-user@lists.XCF.Berkeley.EDU>
959    
960     Have you ever noticed that people's progress in using, supporting,
961     writing bug reports for, and sometimes even developing for, writing
962     documentation for, or translating for open source software is paralleled
963     by their progress from top-posting to bottom posting to interlinear
964     posting, to intelligent elision with interlinear posting? I see it on
965     the gimp, and on other lists all the time.
966    
967     [...]
968     %
969 root 1.431 "Logic has made me hated among men"
970     — Peter Abelard
971     %
972     A man said to the universe:
973     "Sir I exist!"
974     "However," replied the universe,
975     "The fact has not created in me
976 root 1.432 A sense of obligation."
977     - Steven Crane
978 root 1.431 %
979     He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool; avoid him.
980    
981     He who knows not and knows that he knows not is a student; teach him.
982    
983     He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep; wake him.
984    
985     He who knows and knows that he knows is a wise man; follow him.
986    
987     – Sanskrit Saying
988     %
989     [anonymised discussion]
990     AGW-Denialist: ... blabla ... Karl Hopper ... blabla ... falsification ...
991     Scientist: Karl Hopper, eh? You're like the energizer bunny of wrong.
992     %
993     [http://www.opengl.org/registry/specs/NV/render_texture_rectangle.txt]
994    
995 root 1.432 Additions to the WGL Specification
996 root 1.431
997     First, close your eyes and pretend that a WGL specification actually
998     existed. Maybe if we all concentrate hard enough, one will magically
999     appear.
1000     %
1001     "All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust,
1002     sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others."
1003     - Douglas Adams
1004     %
1005     I like how whether a German is a "skinhead" or a "pussy", he's still considered a typical German.
1006     [http://www.rpgcodex.net/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=21884]
1007     %
1008     “A society that will trade a little liberty for a little order will
1009     lose both, and deserve neither” -- Thomas Jefferson
1010     %
1011     "This is a further proof of the skill of astronomers
1012     in fitting a straight line to a circle!"
1013     - footnote in "OUR BEST FRIEND, THE COMA CLUSTER"
1014     http://nedwww.ipac.caltech.edu/level5/Biviano/Biviano_contents.html
1015     %
1016     Am Grunde eines Problems sitzt immer ein Deutscher (Voltaire)
1017     %
1018     "I'm Prime Minister of Canada, I live here and I'm going to take a leak."
1019     - Lester Pearson in 1967, during a meeting between himself and
1020     President Lyndon Johnson, whose Secret Service detail had taken over
1021     Pearson's cottage retreat. At one point, a Johnson guard asked
1022     Pearson, "Who are you and where are you going?"
1023     %
1024     It's a known fact that not a single competent, experienced, skilled
1025     programmer in the world uses an IDE, nor has used one at any point in his
1026     or her career.
1027     [http://www.perlmonks.org/index.pl/?node_id=636318]
1028     %
1029     It was stated that WIMPs and MACHOs were in the category of particle known
1030     as "Fabricated Ad hoc Inventions Repeatedly Invoked in Efforts to Defend
1031     Untenable Scientific Theories" (FAIRIE DUST).
1032     %
1033     I LOVE YOU
1034     ["authentication succeeded" protocol token used by cvs pserver]
1035     %
1036     General consensus seems to be 2.6.18 is where the manure intersected with
1037     the air impeller.
1038    
1039     Alan Cox
1040     %
1041     "I'm being elitist: awesome 3 is designed for power users
1042     with a minimum computer science background."
1043     %
1044     From: Eric Sosman
1045     Newsgroups: comp.std.c
1046     Subject: Re: about graphics
1047    
1048     prince wrote:
1049     > how to get command over graphics in c language?
1050    
1051     #include <stdio.h>
1052     int main(void) {
1053     puts("graphics\rcommand");
1054     return 0;
1055     }
1056     %
1057     I tried the Vista speech recognition by running the tutorial. I was
1058     amazed, it was awesome, recognised every word I said. Then I said the
1059     wrong word ... and it typed the right one. It was actually just
1060     detecting a sound and printing the expected word! -- pbhj on /.
1061     %
1062     [Bodo Moeller in http://groups.google.com/group/sci.crypt/msg/e79e65ed9077d0ba]
1063    
1064     While the 2^128 step search talks a very long time indeed,
1065     it still is a constant-time attack.
1066     %
1067     "Verleumdung mußt Du frech betreiben, es wird schon etwas hängenbleiben!"
1068     -- Karl Joseph Simrock
1069     %
1070     From: David Damerell
1071    
1072     Quoting Epic Campaigns <NoS...@NoSpamMe.com>:
1073     >Because C# is case sensitive, you can use the same name with different
1074     >caps to make it different.
1075    
1076     Alternatively you could set your nose hair on fire, which will also be
1077     painful but will take less typing.
1078     %
1079     Well, I think comparing Common Lisp to Scheme is prima facie evidence
1080     of ill will, even if Common Lisp wins. It is somewhat like a supposed
1081     compliment like "man, you are even smarter than George W. Bush".
1082    
1083     Erik Naggum in 3231422371368070@naggum.net
1084     %
1085     From: Hans-Jürgen Koch
1086    
1087     > The GPL places additional restrictions on code. It is therefore less
1088     > free than the BSD.
1089     >
1090     > Free code + restrictions = non-free code.
1091    
1092     The legal restriction that people must not enter your house uninvited
1093     by smashing the door adds to your freedom, don't you think so?
1094     %
1095     [C++ doesn't have the monopoly on hard-to-read diagnostics]
1096    
1097     State.xs:1927: warning: passing argument 2 of ‘(void (*)(struct CoroSLF *, struct CV *,
1098     struct SV **, int))gv->sv_u.svu_gp->gp_cv->sv_any->xcv_start_u.xcv_xsubany.any_ptr’
1099     from incompatible pointer type
1100     State.xs:1927: warning: passing argument 3 of ‘(void (*)(struct CoroSLF *, struct CV *,
1101     struct SV **, int))gv->sv_u.svu_gp->gp_cv->sv_any->xcv_start_u.xcv_xsubany.any_ptr’
1102     makes pointer from integer without a cast
1103     State.xs:1927: error: too few arguments to function ‘(void (*)(struct CoroSLF *,
1104     struct CV *, struct SV **, int))gv->sv_u.svu_gp->gp_cv->sv_any->xcv_start_u.xcv_xsubany.any_ptr’
1105     %
1106     The idea that governments have rights is absurd. People have rights. The
1107     people have delegated certain tasks to government for their own
1108     convenience, and have accepted limits on some minimal subset of their
1109     rights so that society can best protect the rest. Note that "society" is
1110     not the same as "the government"; the government is just a mechanism used
1111     by society to accomplish certain specific things.
1112    
1113     [Chandon Seldon]
1114     %
1115     [Wikipedia]
1116     Differences between vi and Emacs
1117    
1118     The neutrality of this article is disputed.
1119     %
1120     [lost the reference]
1121     Remember that openssl is generally the upper
1122     bound on how difficult a library can be to use.
1123     %
1124     "Because dwm is customized through editing its source code, it's pointless
1125     to make binary packages of it. This keeps its userbase small and
1126     elitist. No novices asking stupid questions."
1127     %
1128     [aol 4tw, messages are edited for readability]
1129    
1130     Subject: Re: fcrack help
1131     From: puezalb024@aol.com
1132     Date: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:27:46 -0500
1133     To: schmorp@schmorp.de
1134     X-Mailer: AOL Webmail 39598-STANDARD
1135    
1136     well how about making the manual more accessable u fukin cumtwat. take
1137     ur shitty software n shove it homo. this program sux anyway. i wouldnt
1138     have to read a manual if you actually knew how to create a good piece of a
1139     working program you stupid fuck. n let me tell you thats a good way to get
1140     your name out there or your software, just tel the customer their wrong,
1141     yeah, thatll work. may you rot in piss, if your head was on fire i would
1142     piss on your leg.
1143    
1144     ?????????????????????????????????? -my regards-
1145     maybe you should go to school and learn how to spell cuz who the fuck
1146     spells marK with a c? musta been a baby of a couple retards
1147    
1148     [then, a day later]
1149    
1150     Subject: Re: fcrack help
1151     From: puezalb024@aol.com
1152     Date: Tue, 04 Nov 2008 18:02:20 -0500
1153     To: schmorp@schmorp.de
1154     X-Mailer: AOL Webmail 39598-STANDARD
1155    
1156     just kno that your an idiot. dont be mad at me cuz your mommy n daddy cant
1157     aford to buy you aol, its not my problem. like anyone is going to read
1158     your stupid post anyway.. noone likes your program, how about you read the
1159     previous posts n then we'll see. so you just keep sitting in your basement
1160     all by your lonesome?wasting your time making useless software buddy, cuz
1161     quiet frankly i could give 2 shits. oh yeah if you plan on posting my
1162     response make sure you dont edit nothing and include ALL of my response u
1163     fucking nerd. why dont you put it on ur myspace as well, print up a couple
1164     copies n post em on your walls too buddy
1165    
1166    
1167     -----Original Message-----
1168     From: Marc Lehmann <schmorp@schmorp.de>
1169     To: puezalb024@aol.com
1170     Sent: Tue, 4 Nov 2008 2:17 am
1171     Subject: Re: fcrack help
1172    
1173    
1174    
1175     On Mon, Nov 03, 2008 at 07:27:46PM -0500, puezalb024@aol.com wrote:
1176 root 1.432 >
1177 root 1.431 > ?????????????????????????????????? -my regards-
1178    
1179     I was suspecting that aol users have, uhm, issues, but that's just hilarious :->
1180    
1181     Note that I will publish your response so other people can share the fun,
1182     I hope you don't object :)
1183     %
1184     >Dummerweise steht es auch in der Welt der Wunder Zeitschrift und die ist
1185     >dafür bekannt Fakten zu liefern.
1186    
1187     You made my day
1188     %
1189     [http://www.uwsg.iu.edu/hypermail/linux/kernel/0810.1/2945.html]
1190    
1191     Names are important. In fact, naming is often _more_ important than the
1192     implementation is. And that means that the implementation should follow
1193     the naming, or the implementation is wrong.
1194    
1195     Linus
1196     %
1197     The ultimate hipocrisy is when people send you mails like this:
1198    
1199     From: Christian Walde <mithaldu@yahoo.de>
1200    
1201     I'll be utterly blunt now and ask this in advance: Are you being an asshole on purpose? If so, please just stop reading now and ignore a person trying t ...
1202    
1203     [lots of kilobyte-sized single-line paragraphs omitted]
1204    
1205     As too many people send me top- and fully-quoted
1206     emails, here is a guide on how to be considerate
1207     when sending emails to other people:
1208     http://www.xs4all.nl/~hanb/documents/quotingguide.html
1209    
1210     [which states to not use more than, say, 72 columns per line]
1211    
1212     [mail quoted with permission btw.]
1213     %
1214     * k-god tries to think of the one mutt enhancement he'd like...
1215     <k-god> OK. Two. One: A backscratcher.
1216     <brendan> I believe muttng has one of those
1217     <k-god> Two: An implementation of the Internet Face Stab Protocol for MS Outlook lusers.
1218     <brendan> and I think outlook does that on its own :)
1219     %
1220     I had some issues though, functions like tmpfile() could only
1221     be used if run as administrator in windows.
1222    
1223     Nikos Mavrogiannopoulos <n.mavrogiannopoulos@gmail.com>
1224     %
1225     [on italy]
1226    
1227     #24. fallingstones - 08-10 03:51
1228    
1229     @youruncledarnell: First, sorry for my very bad English. Yes, the
1230     majority of Italians are totally idiot, otherwise the Prime Minister
1231     wouldn't be Silvio Berlusconi, and of course also the justice is not
1232     only politicized, but also spectacularized.
1233    
1234     Not only. We've the only nation in all EU having a State-controlled
1235     corporation on copyright (SIAE). This corporation have also hated
1236     by a lot of artists, Italian and foreigner, 'cause the division of
1237     funds is "strange". If some of you can understand a lot of Italian, I
1238     suggest viewing an old service on Italian TV program "Report" talking
1239     on SIAE. You can read and viewing it on this url (sorry for long url)
1240    
1241     http://www.report.rai.it/R2_popup_articolofoglia/0,7246,243%255E90082,00.html
1242    
1243     Our legislation on copyright is basically on a law of 1943, approved
1244     during WWII by fascism and signed by the king. We're a Republic since
1245     1948 and our Costitution dislike fascism, but we've conserved all laws
1246     from fascism period.
1247    
1248     We don't admit officially other copyright licenses, like GPL or CC,
1249     cause "legally" every creation would be registered in SIAE, giving to
1250     them all rights (also rights of persecuting uses not authorized). An
1251     author of a song can't authorize itself a pianist for playing his
1252     song. If the song is registered in SIAE (and if isn't, isn't legally
1253     created, and the author isn't recognized) the pianist MUST pay the
1254     royalties, that eventually will be refunded to him by the author (if
1255     they are accorded) when, after a lot of MONTHS, he receive it from
1256     SIAE.
1257    
1258     We've also some laws against Freedom of Speech, for example our penal
1259     code include apology law, that pratically means you can't say why
1260     you consider wrong a penal law. People can ask (with a lot of signs)
1261     elections for deleting a law, but not for a penal law, or better can't
1262     explain why that law it's wrong and would be deleted. If you can't
1263     explain, you'll obviously will not found never other people signing
1264     your petition (and you need at least 500, and with a REAL signs, not
1265     electronic ones
1266    
1267     #25. fallingstones - 08-10 03:52
1268    
1269     Then, only parties have sufficient funds for these things, and we
1270     don't have a party sufficiently interested in freedom of speech
1271     (on internet and not). 'Cause limiting Freedom of Speech included
1272     CONTROL. We've the last western country in Freedom of Speech (at least
1273     based on Freedomhouse annual statistic), the only "Partly Free" in
1274     western country.
1275    
1276     I'm so sorry for being Italian, for our very stupid justice, for our
1277     very bad country laws and on all for our very stupid prime minister,
1278     but trust me, I can assure you we don't be ALL so stupid. In last
1279     elections, with an absurd law on elections, other parties have been
1280     deleted from parliament. Now we've only two main coalitions, the
1281     Berlusconi's one and the Veltroni's one. All of them have approved
1282     laws against freedom on internet, and generally against technology
1283     innovations. For these reason, all the last governments are fascists,
1284     also the governments of "center-left".
1285    
1286     Again, sorry you and all for my bad English. I hope you can understand.
1287    
1288     If I can, I suggest Brokep creating a guide for using TOR, a little
1289     great program (and it's free) for surfing the net anonymously and
1290     without any restriction.
1291    
1292     Brokep and all TPB staff, go forward forever. You're my personal myth,
1293     and the hope that good people using brain like you exists into the
1294     world.
1295    
1296     Long life to the Bay, forever.
1297     Sorry for the long message and sorry if I'm using TOR, I hope you understand.
1298     Thank you for reading.
1299     %
1300     > > don't even attempt to compare the nvidia driver support to ati's craptacular drivers.
1301     >
1302     > don't even attempt to post a useful comment
1303    
1304     How very ironic.
1305     %
1306     With or without religion, we would have good people doing good things and
1307     evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that
1308     takes religion."
1309    
1310     --Steve Weinberg
1311     %
1312     http://xinutec.org/~pippijn/en/why-not-use_java.xhtml
1313     %
1314     [Kurt Roecks on his change that had totally broken openssl for two years in debian]
1315     [Folks, fix valgrind bugs in your code, not in other people's code,]
1316     [if you don't understand how valgrind works]
1317    
1318     "I've ran all the regression test thru valgrind, using the memset()
1319     solves most of those. As far as I know, commenting out those 2 calls
1320     solved all the warnings valgrind reported."
1321     %
1322     [From: "H.Merijn Brand"]
1323     The more I (have to) work with java, the more I am convinced perl is
1324     the right tool for me.
1325     %
1326     [deliantra]
1327     02:58:42 [Kyle] my summoned pets ate my rod of show invisible
1328     %
1329     I pretend to work because the Soviet government pretends to pay me.
1330     %
1331     cerebro ~# fuser -km /wd_old
1332     /wd_old: 5270c 12266c 12274c 12275
1333     Suddenly the Dungeon collapses!! - You die...
1334     %
1335     From the CFA633 datasheet:
1336    
1337     * Do not eat the LCD panel.
1338     %
1339     >> Well, in German there is no "sports" but just "Sport".
1340     >> So by that little S at the end of sports, you could tell it's English.
1341    
1342     It's the same in English as it is in German; the little S at the end
1343     actually tells you it's *American*.
1344     %
1345     [better do not hire this programmer]
1346     From: Tony Jackson <tj76351@gmail.com>
1347     Newsgroups: comp.lang.c
1348     Subject: Avoiding dereference of NULL pointer
1349    
1350     Hi
1351    
1352     I'm quite new to C programming - I have more of a Java background: maybe
1353     someone here can advise me.
1354    
1355     I'm nearly finishing a little program but it has some hard-to-find bugs
1356     that basically lead to a couple pointers sometimes being NULL at the
1357     wrong time. As it stands the program just bombs out when it tries to
1358     dereference the NULL, which obviously isn't good (especially when it
1359     happens with the customer looking on!!).
1360    
1361     I don't think there's any serious problem to worry about, and what I'd
1362     like to do is be able to ignore the dereference attempt and just carry
1363     on - probably the next time round the loop the pointer will be OK. In
1364     Java, I'd put a try block around the main loop, and if we catch an
1365     exception then just jump back to the start of the main loop. What's the
1366     corresponding thing in C?
1367    
1368     Thanks!
1369     %
1370     [from mozilla 1.7b sources]
1371    
1372     // See bug 53763.
1373     nsCOMPtr<nsIViewManager> kungFuDeathGrip;
1374     nsIPresShell *shell = doc->GetShellAt(0);
1375     if (shell) {
1376     kungFuDeathGrip = shell->GetViewManager();
1377     %
1378     [the beginning, and most common codepath, of getpid() on my linux 2.6
1379     amd64 box in a program using glibc 2.3's pthreads. thats fucking cool]
1380    
1381     0x000000300049af30 <getpid+0>: mov %fs:0x94,%edx
1382     0x000000300049af38 <getpid+8>: cmp $0x0,%edx
1383     0x000000300049af3b <getpid+11>: mov %edx,%eax
1384     0x000000300049af3d <getpid+13>: jle 0x300049af41 <getpid+17>
1385     0x000000300049af3f <getpid+15>: repz retq
1386     %
1387     (A lot of this OPM stuff seems to come straight from the twilight
1388     zone. It's normal to have error codes indicating that there was a disk
1389     error or that a network packet got garbled, but I'm sure Windows Vista
1390     must be the first OS in history to have error codes for things like
1391     “display quality too high”).
1392    
1393     [http://www.cs.auckland.ac.nz/~pgut001/pubs/vista_cost.html]
1394     %
1395     Subject: Re: The right answer of -1^2 is?
1396    
1397 root 1.432 > I don't think there's a real Right Way here other than reintroducing a
1398 root 1.431 > mechanism for explicitly signaling the grouping. Maybe parentheses? ;)
1399    
1400     Nah. Use whitespace, like Fortress. Then you can distinguish between
1401    
1402     x / y * z
1403    
1404     and
1405    
1406     x / y * z
1407    
1408     That'll *never* cause problems, right? :)
1409    
1410     (To be fair, I like Fortress. However, it did have some, er, unique
1411     design decisions.)
1412     %
1413     endergt:
1414     > snoofle:
1415     > > Every system (*nix, PC's, etc.) has a hex
1416     > > editor with a string-search capability - really not that hard if
1417     > > you understand what you are doing...
1418     >
1419 root 1.432 > Out of curiosity - what is the hex editor on a default Windows installation?
1420 root 1.431
1421 root 1.432 debug
1422 root 1.431 %
1423     C# is for people who want to have one arm strapped behind their back because it reduces the probability of making a mistake by 50%.
1424    
1425     Java is for people who prefer to have the arm chopped off.
1426     %
1427     Steve Loughran: "The EU interop laws often come up in discussion, and they
1428     are interesting. They say that you are allowed to do reverse engineering
1429     for hardware interop. Not software: hardware."
1430    
1431     Not sure what you're talking about, but Council Directive 91/250/EEC seems
1432     pretty clear to me (or as clear as legal texts can be to me...): "Article
1433     6 Decompilation
1434    
1435     1. The authorization of the rightholder shall not be required where
1436     reproduction of the code and translation of its form within the meaning
1437     of Article 4 (a) and (b) are indispensable to obtain the information
1438     necessary to achieve the interoperability of an independently created
1439     computer program with other programs, provided that the following
1440     conditions are met: [...]"
1441     %
1442     http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/
1443     %
1444     Why Linux Sux ?
1445    
1446     Easy .
1447     Security : most hackable operating systems are unix based .
1448     Portability : try installing unix on cutting edge hardware . bad luck it won`t work . install windows (the oldest) on any ... it will .
1449     Help : try get help for linux . after exploring tons of sites and forums the help you got is useless . for windows you just call them .
1450     Applications : we all know there are more and more on windows . linux will probably never get so many .
1451     GUI : we know how customisable is the windows gui . and how stable .
1452     Gaming : ...anyone got an ideea of a linux game that is really cool ?
1453     Cost : install linux as server ... it is free no ? but you have to pay a sysadmin . or learn a lot . buy a lot of books . using windows ... just click next . if you are not dumb you might make it secure too (reading help does HELP! ) .
1454     Virus : due to the fact that windows is so flexible it is logcal to have viruses . afterall the human body has more than a monkeys one .
1455     Stability : reboot windows 100 times by using the case button . perhaps a scandisk will appear . reboot linux ... ups kernel panic .
1456    
1457     You don`t have money for OS ? Work ! Oh you hate miscrosoft and bill gates
1458     no ? Sure thing ... stupid and lazy people generally hate smart and hard
1459     working ones . Screw linux users .
1460     %
1461     19:26:03 <schmorp> did you know the us is officially metric? for over 100 years, too?
1462     19:26:27 -cfbot:#cf- [moerderer] it is also officially a democracy, go figure
1463     19:26:34 <schmorp> good point :)
1464     %
1465     > The Dell 30"...
1466    
1467     It is big, but some of the reviews have not been so glowing, or rather,
1468     the glowing has been highly asymmetric.
1469     %
1470 root 1.432 Re: USA- an underdeveloped country with potentials
1471 root 1.431
1472     > > u don´t use your wealth with responsibility, you only think about yourself and shrug your shoulders with comments like, "we all have the same chance", I´m a selfmade man", "everyone has to take care of themselves".
1473 root 1.432 >
1474 root 1.431 > yeah, that's why your little brothers decided to save the world - including your grandparents' sorry asses - from hitler, because we think only of ourselves!
1475 root 1.432 >
1476 root 1.431 > your welcome, pinhead!
1477 root 1.432
1478 root 1.431 Even though I´m tired of hearing "we saved your a *beep* during ww2 I will respond.
1479    
1480     1. Did you? Or did your great grandfathers? Maybe they were better?
1481     2. You came into the war very late, and that was strictly for buisness reasons. You need countries to trade with. The true hero in WW2 was actually Russia doing alot more then US ever did, not saying that I support Russia today.
1482     3. One good thing in the past doesn´t make up for bad things in your society today.
1483 root 1.432 4. With those retorics you will never learn anything from your own mistakes since you always can go back and talk about your effort 100 years ago.
1484 root 1.431 %
1485     [discussion about some changes in windows longhorn]
1486     Let's hope that some day Microsoft will catch up to what the
1487     public-domain tz code was doing back in 1986. (Good work, Arthur!)
1488     %
1489     ntfs ist dennoch für datei und ordnersicherheit zuständig.
1490    
1491     Zum Beispiel unter Linux wenn man auf fat32 festplatten zugreifen will ist
1492     es kein problem, wenn man aber die festplatte auf ntfs convertiert hat,
1493     dann funktioniert dass nicht mehr der zugriff auf die festplatte.
1494    
1495     Denn das ist die sicherheit vor zugriffen auf daten von anderen usern und
1496     anderen betriebssystemen.
1497    
1498     Habe fat32 festplatte gehabt(zugriff von linux möglich) dann habe ich es
1499     auf ntfs umconvertiert und dann ging es nicht mehr.
1500    
1501     habe nochmal in meinen unterlagen nachgeschlagen, haben erst ca. vor 3
1502     Wochen die Unterlagen vom Lehrer bekommen und ich sag nochmal, zittiere
1503     Lehrer: Fat32 sollte man heutzutage nicht mehr verwenden außer man hat
1504     Windows 98 und man möchte Dualbootkonfiguration erzielen. NTFS ist
1505     einfach für bessere Sicherheit zuständig.
1506    
1507     Frage?
1508     Hast du Windows und Linux beides auf deinem Laptop oder Standpc?
1509     Wenn ja hattest du vorher eine fat32 festplatte?
1510     Hast du sie dann auf ntfs umconvertiert?
1511    
1512     Freundlichen Grüße von Vista-Ultimate-Besitzer
1513     %
1514     "In this time of war against Osama bin Laden and the oppressive
1515     Taliban regime, we are thankful that OUR leader isn't the spoiled son
1516     of a powerful politician from a wealthy oil family who is supported by
1517     religious fundamentalists, operates through clandestine organizations,
1518     has no respect for the democratic electoral process, bombs innocents,
1519     and uses war to deny people their civil liberties." --The Boondocks
1520     %
1521     19:35:41 <elmex> dieses 'restore session' is soo sinnlos bei firefox
1522     19:35:54 <elmex> wenn die webseite die ihn gecrasht hat immer weieder crasht
1523     19:36:18 <schmorp> tja, bei mir restored er trotz einstellung nie etwas
1524     19:36:24 <schmorp> fragt sich wer mehr glück hat
1525     %
1526     What has happened is that Dave Winer got off a rant against JSON as
1527     reinventing XML's (and more specifically XML-RPC's) wheel:
1528    
1529     God bless the re-inventers
1530    
1531     Gotta love em, because there's no way they're going to stop breaking
1532     what works, and fixing what don't need no fixing
1533    
1534 root 1.432 Crockford gets off a very pithy response:
1535 root 1.431
1536     The good thing about reinventing the wheel is that you can get a round
1537     one.
1538     %
1539     [rfc2665]
1540     The dot3StatsEtherChipSet object has now been deprecated.
1541     Implementation feedback indicates that this object is much more
1542     useful in theory than in practice.
1543     %
1544     15:40:51 <elmex> son buero is faszinierend
1545 root 1.432 15:41:08 <elmex> staendig hoerste leute seuftzen und jammern, und in 90% der faelle hats
1546 root 1.431 mit windows zu tun
1547     15:41:15 <elmex> oder mit software die dort laeuft
1548     15:41:37 <elmex> irgendwem is heut mrogen die mail inbox verloren gegangen
1549     15:41:47 <elmex> und hat sie dann wiedergefunden
1550     15:41:49 <elmex> irgendwie
1551     15:41:50 <elmex> irgendwo
1552 root 1.432 15:42:07 <elmex> achja, und backups gabs auch keine mehr, seit sich die passwoerter
1553 root 1.431 geaendert haben :->
1554     15:42:19 <elmex> (also seit wenigen tagen)
1555 root 1.432 15:47:10 <elmex> es ist auch erstaunlich wie wenig arbeit eigentlich so erledigt wird nach
1556 root 1.431 15:30
1557     15:47:48 <elmex> (mit ausnahmen)
1558     15:48:13 <elmex> aber 50-80% der zeit wird mit kommunikation verbracht
1559     %
1560     [http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=895394]
1561     The SparcStation2 technical docs recommend catting your /vmunix file to /dev/audio as a speaker test.
1562     If you go nearly deaf from the painful noise, then your speaker works.
1563     %
1564     http://www.azillionmonkeys.com/qed/optimize.html
1565    
1566     Strictly for beginners
1567    
1568     Techniques you might not be aware of if you have not been programming for the past 15 years of your life:
1569     [...]
1570     %
1571     http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/Welcome%20to%20paradise%21.jpg
1572     %
1573     17:34:47 <elmex> hab gehoert solaris soll GPL werden, oder zumindest denkt sun drueber nach :->:
1574     17:34:53 <schmorp> ja klar
1575     17:34:57 <schmorp> alles was lebenszeitende hat
1576     17:34:58 <schmorp> wird gpl
1577     17:35:02 <schmorp> weil sie denken, dann wirds übelreben
1578     17:35:05 <schmorp> bei mozilla hats auch gwekappt
1579     17:35:08 <elmex> hehe
1580     17:35:13 <schmorp> und die brrowserentwicklung unter linux locker ein jahr verzögert
1581     17:35:46 <elmex> dann kann joerd schilling ja endlich sein lieblings system entwickeln :-
1582     17:35:48 <elmex> :->
1583     17:35:58 <schmorp> macht er doch schon die ganze zeit
1584     17:36:02 <schmorp> chillingos, bzw.
1585     17:36:18 <elmex> uh
1586     17:36:53 <schmorp> ich finds nicht mehr
1587     17:36:57 <schmorp> er arbeitet jedenfalls dran
1588     17:38:27 <schmorp> SchilliX
1589     17:38:29 <schmorp> genau!
1590     17:38:30 <schmorp> :)
1591     17:38:33 <elmex> sueees
1592     17:38:34 <schmorp> http://developer.berlios.de/projects/schillix/
1593     17:39:59 <zaphod> omg das ist nicht wahr
1594     17:40:20 <schmorp> ihr kennt die geheimnisse und wunder unserer welt nicht
1595     17:40:32 <zaphod> das kann bestimmt CDs brennen wie nix anderes
1596     17:40:42 <elmex> lol
1597     17:41:06 <schmorp> :)
1598     %
1599     [A Gentoo User]
1600     First FreeBSD is UNIX. Yes FreeBSD runs beter then all other Linux
1601     distro’s but FreeBSD lacks any graphical features(stolen linux features
1602     doesn’t count) so it is only ment for guys with an old grey beards.
1603     [...] That’s why for geeks/nerds/professionals (like me) bsd exists [...]
1604     Gentoo is ment for professionals that need a system for a really exact
1605     environment and think LFS is to much work.
1606     [http://www.playingwithwire.com/2007/01/why-gentoo-shouldnt-be-on-your-server/]
1607     %
1608     20:08 <schmorp> my guess is, purely practically
1609     20:08 <schmorp> if copyright/patent law continues to go away from the original reasons
1610     20:08 <schmorp> that they were created for
1611     20:08 <schmorp> you will at one point have a civil war
1612     20:08 <schmorp> right now, you already have large-scale civil disobedience
1613 root 1.432 20:10 <scortch> i very much hope that it can be turned around before that happens. not the
1614     least reason is, in a Blade Runner dystopia, there isnt a lot that individuals
1615 root 1.431 can do
1616     20:11 <scortch> i.e. militarily
1617     20:11 <scortch> ah wait.
1618     20:12 <scortch> we are forgetting that low technology solutions are always around
1619     20:12 <schmorp> terrorism :)
1620     20:12 <schmorp> now i finally see the whole plot
1621     20:13 <scortch> that's quite a story
1622     %
1623     23:49 <ruskie> in my experience apart from a few exceptions all gentoo people are rude
1624 root 1.432 23:58 <Err> it seems logical that there is a strong correlation
1625     between (people who like to waste their time, and their computer's
1626     processing time, rebuilding things that have been built a million
1627 root 1.431 times before) and (idiots)
1628     23:58 <Err> (parenthesized for easy parsing ;-) )
1629 root 1.432 23:59 <Err> there are certainly exceptions to every rule - but in
1630     general, gentoo users think that they're getting magical properties
1631 root 1.431 out of rebuilding the same code everybody else builds
1632     %
1633     [http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts/]
1634     Bruce Schneier decrypted the Bible. The plaintext read, "Bruce Schneier".
1635     %
1636     [http://www.mail-archive.com/cygwin-patches@cygwin.com/msg03644.html]
1637    
1638     Internet Explorer: KB329781 "HTTP File Upload Operation Takes a Long Time
1639     to Complete". The printing subsystem: KB816627 "TCP/IP port printing may
1640     be slow in Windows 2000"
1641    
1642     In the first KB microsoft amusingly states in relation to the fact that
1643     upload speed is limited to 80kbps no matter what the network bandwidth
1644     that "this behaviour is by design". The mind boggles...
1645     %
1646     [so much for type-safety]
1647     List<Integer> lst = new ArrayList<Integer>;
1648     lst.add(null);
1649     int x = 1 + lst.get(0);
1650     %
1651     [just for reference]
1652     Wenn man weiss, dass man in seinem Leben nicht mehr Glücklich werden
1653     kann, und sich von Tag zu Tag die Gründe dafür häufen, dann bleibt
1654     einem nichts anderes übrig als aus diesem Leben zu verschwinden. Und
1655     dafür habe ich mich entschieden. Es gibt vielleicht Leute die hätten
1656     weiter gemacht, hätten sich gedacht "das wird schon", aber das wird
1657     es nicht.
1658    
1659     Man hat mir gesagt ich muss zur Schule gehen, um für mein leben zu
1660     lernen, um später ein schönes Leben führen zu können. Aber was bringt
1661     einem das dickste Auto, das grösste Haus, die schönste Frau, wenn es
1662     letztendlich sowieso für’n Arsch ist. Wenn deine Frau beginnt dich zu
1663     hassen, wenn dein Auto Benzin verbraucht das du nicht zahlen kannst, und
1664     wenn du niemanden hast der dich in deinem scheiss Haus besuchen kommt!
1665    
1666     Das einzigste was ich intensiv in der Schule beigebracht bekommen habe
1667     war, das ich ein Verlierer bin. Für die ersten jahre an der GSS stimmt
1668     das sogar, ich war der Konsumgeilheit verfallen, habe danach gestrebt
1669     Freunde zu bekommen, Menschen die dich nicht als Person, sondern als
1670     Statussymbol sehen. Aber dann bin ich aufgewacht! Ich erkannte das die
1671     Welt wie sie mir erschien nicht existiert, das sie eine Illusion war,
1672     die hauptsächlich von den Medien erzeugt wurde. Ich merkte mehr und
1673     mehr in was für einer Welt ich mich befand. Eine Welt in der Geld alles
1674     regiert, selbst in der Schule ging es nur darum. Man musste das neuste
1675     Handy haben, die neusten Klamotten, und die richtigen "Freunde". hat
1676     man eines davon nicht ist man es nicht wert beachtet zu werden. Und diese
1677     Menschen nennt man Jocks. Jocks sind alle, die meinen aufgrund von teuren
1678     Klamotten oder schönen Mädchen an der Seite über anderen zu stehen. Ich
1679     verabscheue diese Menschen, nein, ich verabscheue Menschen.
1680    
1681     Ich habe in den 18 Jahren meines Lebens erfahren müssen, das man nur
1682     Glücklich werden kann, wenn man sich der Masse fügt, der Gesellschaft
1683     anpasst. Aber das konnte und wollte ich nicht. Ich bin frei! Niemand darf
1684     in mein Leben eingreifen, und tut er es doch hat er die Konsequenzen zu
1685     tragen! Kein Politiker hat das Recht Gesetze zu erlassen, die mir Dinge
1686     verbieten, Kein Bulle hat das Recht mir meine Waffe wegzunehmen, schon gar
1687     nicht während er seine am Gürtel trägt.
1688    
1689     Wozu das alles? Wozu soll ich arbeiten? Damit ich mich kaputtmaloche um
1690     mit 65 in den Ruhestand zugehen und 5 Jahre später abzukratzen? Warum
1691     soll ich mich noch anstrengen irgendetwas zu erreichen, wenn es
1692     letztendlich sowieso für'n Arsch ist weil ich früher oder später
1693     krepiere? Ich kann ein Haus bauen, Kinder bekommen und was weiss ich
1694     nicht alles. Aber wozu? Das Haus wird irgendwann abgerissen, und die
1695     Kinder sterben auch mal. Was hat denn das Leben bitte für einen
1696     Sinn? Keinen! Also muss man seinem Leben einen Sinn geben, und das
1697     mache ich nicht indem ich einem überbezahlten Chef im Arsch rumkrieche
1698     oder mich von Faschisten verarschen lasse die mir erzählen wollen wir
1699     leben in einer Volksherrschaft. Nein, es gibt für mich jetzt noch eine
1700     Möglichkeit meinem Leben einen Sinn zu geben, und die werde ich nicht wie
1701     alle anderen zuvor verschwenden! Vielleicht hätte mein Leben komplett
1702     anders verlaufen können. Aber die Gesellschaft hat nunmal keinen Platz
1703     für Individualisten. Ich meine richtige Individualisten, Leute die
1704     slebst denken, und nicht solche 'Ich trage ein Nietenarmband und bin
1705     alternativ' Idioten!
1706    
1707     Ihr habt diese Schlacht begonnen, nicht ich. Meine Handlungen sind ein
1708     Resultat eurer Welt, eine Welt die mich nicht sein lassen will wie ich
1709     bin. Ihr habt euch über mich lustig gemacht, dasselbe habe ich nun mit
1710     euch getan, ich hatte nur einen ganz anderen Humor! Von 1994 bis 2003/2004
1711     war es auch mein Bestreben, Freunde zu haben, Spass zu haben. Als ich
1712     dann 1998 auf die GSS kam, fing es an mit den Statussymbolen, Kleidung,
1713     Freunde, Handy usw.. Dann bin ich wach geworden. Mir wurde bewusst das
1714     ich mein Leben lang der Dumme für andere war, und man sich über mich
1715     lustig machte. Und ich habe mir Rache geschworen! Diese Rache wird so
1716     brutal und rücksichtslos ausgeführt werden, dass euch das Blut in den
1717     Adern gefriert. Bevor ich gehe, werde ich euch einen Denkzettel verpassen,
1718     damit mich nie wieder ein Mensch vergisst! Ich will das ihr erkennt, das
1719     niemand das Recht hat unter einem faschistischen Deckmantel aus Gesetz und
1720     Religion in fremdes Leben einzugreifen!
1721    
1722     Ich will das sich mein Gesicht in eure Köpfe einbrennt! Ich will
1723     nicht länger davon laufen! Ich will meinen Teil zur Revolution der
1724     Ausgestossenen beitragen!
1725    
1726     Ich will R A C H E !
1727    
1728     Ich habe darüber nachgedacht, dass die meisten der Schüler die mich
1729     gedemütigt haben schon von der GSS abgegangen sind. Dazu habe ich zwei
1730     Dinge zu sagen:
1731    
1732     1. Ich ging nicht nur in eine klasse, nein, ich ging auf die ganze Schule.
1733    
1734     Die Menschen die sich auf der Schule befinden, sind in keinem Falle
1735     unschuldig! Niemand ist das! In deren Köpfen läuft das selbe Programm
1736     welches auch bei den früheren Jahrgängen lief! Ich bin der Virus der
1737     diese Programme zerstören will, es ist völlig irrelewand wo ich da
1738     anfange.
1739    
1740     2. Ein Grossteil meiner Rache wird sich auf das Lehrpersonal richten,
1741     denn das sind Menschen die gegen meinen Willen in mein Leben eingegriffen
1742     haben, und geholfen haben mich dahin zu stellen, wo ich jetzt stehe; Auf
1743     dem Schlachtfeld! Diese Lehrer befinden sich so gut wie alle noch auf
1744     dieser verdammten schule!
1745    
1746     Das Leben wie es heute täglich stattfindet ist wohl das armseeligste was
1747     die Welt zu bieten hat!
1748    
1749     S.A.A.R.T. - Schule, Ausbildung, Arbeit, Rente, Tod
1750    
1751     Das ist der Lebenslauf eines "normalen" Menschen heutzutage. Aber
1752     was ist eigentlich normal? Als normal wird das bezeichnet, was von der
1753     Gesellschaft erwartet wird. Somit werden heutzutage Punks, Penner,
1754     Mörder, Gothics, Schwule usw. als unnormal bezeichnet, weil sie den
1755     allgemeinen Vorstellungen der Gesellschaft nicht gerecht werden, können
1756     oder wollen. Ich scheiss auf euch! Jeder hat frei zu sein! Gebt jedem
1757     eine Waffe und die Probleme unter den Menschen lösen sich ohne jedliche
1758     Einmischung Dritter. Wenn jemand stirbt, dann ist er halt tot. Und? Der
1759     Tod gehört zum Leben! Kommen die Angehörigen mit dem Verlust nicht klar,
1760     können sie Selbstmord begehen, niemand hindert sie daran!
1761    
1762     S.A.A.R.T. beginnt mit dem 6. Lebensjahr hier in Deutschland, mit der
1763     Einschulung.
1764    
1765     Das Kind begibt sich auf seine perönliche Sozialisationsstrecke, und
1766     wird in den darauffolgenden Jahren gezwungen sich der Allgemeinheit, der
1767     Mehrheit anzupassen. Lehnt es dies ab, schalten sich Lehrer, Eltern,
1768     und nicht zuletzt die Polizei ein. Schulpflicht ist die Schönrede von
1769     Schulzwang, denn man wird ja gezwungen zur Schule zu gehen. Wer gezwungen
1770     wird, verliert ein Stück seiner Freiheit. Man wird gezwungen Steuern zu
1771     zahlen, man wird gezwungen Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzungen einzuhalten, man
1772     wird gezwungen dies zu tun, man wird gewzungen das zu tun. Ergo: Keine
1773     Freiheit! Und sowas nennt man dann Volksherrschaft. Wenn das Volk hier
1774     herrschen würde, hiesse es Anarchie!
1775    
1776     WERDET ENDLICH WACH - GEHT AUF DIE STRASSE - DAS HAT IN DEUTSCHLAND
1777     SCHONMAL FUNKTIONIERT!
1778    
1779     Nach meiner Tat werden wieder irgendwelche fetten Politiker dumme
1780     Sprüche klopfen wie "Wir halten nun alle zusammen" oder "Wir
1781     müssen gemeinsam versuchen dies durchzustehen". Doch das machen
1782     sie nur um Aufmerksmakeit zu bekommen, um sich selbst als die Lösung
1783     zu präsentieren. Auf der GSS war es genauso... niemals lässt
1784     sich dieses fette Stück Scheisse von Rektorin blicken, aber wenn
1785     Theater-aufführungen sind, dann steht sie als erste mit einem breiten
1786     Grinsen auf der Bühne und präsentiert sich der Masse!
1787    
1788     Nazis, HipHoper, Türken, Staat, Staatsdiener, Gläubige... einfach alle
1789     sind zum kotzen und müssen vernichtet werden! (Den begriff "Türken"
1790     benutze ich für alle HipHopMuchels und Kleingangster; Sie kommen nach
1791     Deutschland weil die Bedingungen bei ihnen zu hause zu schlecht sind,
1792     weil Krieg ist... und dann kommen Sie nach Deutschland, dem Sozialamt der
1793     Welt, und lassne hier die Sau raus. Sie sollten alle vergast werden! Keine
1794     Juden, keine Neger, keine Holländer, aber Muchels! ICH BIN KEIN SCHEISS
1795     NAZI) Ich hasse euch und eure Art! Ihr müsst alle sterben!
1796    
1797     Seit meinem 6. Lebensjahr wurde ich von euch allen verarscht! Nun müsst
1798     ihr dafür bezahlen!
1799    
1800     Weil ich weiss das die Fascholizei meine Videos, Schulhefte, Tagebücher,
1801     einfach alles, nicht veröffentlichen will, habe ich das selbst in die
1802     Hand genommen.
1803    
1804     Als letztes möchte ich den Menschen die mir was bedeuten, oder die jemals
1805     gut zu mir waren, danken, und mich für all dies Entschuldigen!
1806    
1807     Ich bin weg...
1808     %
1809     01:14 <scortch> its an NP hard for computers
1810     01:14 <elmex> no, it's NP hard for anyone
1811     %
1812 root 1.432 19:18 <elmex> schmorp: eben anner kasse stand jemadn hinter mir und faselte mit seinen
1813     kumpels zum thema bill gates: "... er ist ja mein vorbild, nicht jetzt
1814     wegen dem geld, sondern wegen dem charakterlichen und so ... der hat ja
1815     die haelfte seines vermoegens gespendet.... und ne jacht hat der auch...
1816 root 1.431 abe was fuer eine... voll fettes schiff...'
1817     19:19 <schmorp> *rofl*
1818     19:19 <schmorp> aber nicht wegem dme geld
1819     19:19 <elmex> der studiert glaub ich informatik :)
1820     19:19 <elmex> das is die neue generation
1821     19:19 <elmex> 'generation gates'
1822     19:19 <schmorp> die frage schiene mcirosoft oder schiene java erübrigt sich
1823     %
1824     http://www.bissantz.de/pub/Luegen_mit_Statistiken.pdf
1825     %
1826     [http://use.perl.org/~luqui/journal/]
1827     [The reason I left Perl 6]
1828    
1829     The virtue of social art was extinguished when the solutions that I had
1830     worked for weeks on and I considered truly beautiful lost to syntax
1831     bloat and "DWIM tables". It bascially came down to the rest of the team
1832     considering Perl much more pragmatically than I did, which may end up
1833     better for the end result anyway—it is hard to tell.
1834     %
1835     http://www.ta-sa.org/files/sc/perl6_timeline_updated.png
1836     %
1837     00:20 <schmorp> Mikachu: xjdic lists ぶっかける as to dash (slosh) water (or other liquid)onapersonorinaperson'sface
1838     00:21 <Mikachu> yeah, that made me laugh a bit
1839     00:21 <Mikachu> "or other liquid, know what i mean, nudge nudge"
1840     %
1841     [very funny read]
1842     Hack-a-Bike
1843     USK@vZ8crASNqmw9APiGDtTxV0YvspklNnOTmQin0ZsPLdk,bnUaihNj6Ww8CFvBQo4UwH0pYiS0hOyeKIxvO0tZdJk,AQABAAE/hack-a-bike/1/index_de.html
1844     %
1845     Now that habeas corpus and other basic rights, including the right not to
1846     be tortured while interrogated, have now been deemed unnecessary, more
1847     Americans than ever have been thinking of getting out the door while they
1848     still can.
1849    
1850     http://www.boingboing.net/2006/10/23/getting_out_your_gui.html
1851     %
1852 root 1.432 23:52 <elmex> Zaehlen sie die wichtigsten Berufsfelder der IT-Branche auf:
1853     Java-code-affe, Bussiness-scheisse-laber-affe, Windows-admin,
1854 root 1.431 Windows-user, echter Admin und echter Programmierer.
1855     %
1856     [without words]
1857     http://www.forbes.com/forbes/2006/1030/104_print.html
1858     %
1859     [http://www.thenation.com/doc/20030217/cockburn]
1860     We're in the twilit world of the "thought crime." Have a photo of a kid in
1861     a bath on your hard drive, and the prosecutor says you were looking at it
1862     with lust in your heart, and that is tantamount to sexually molesting an
1863     actual kid in an actual bath.
1864     %
1865     Don't put stock in the Constitution, anymore. It IS just a piece of paper,
1866     today (actually, since Oct 17th). The Military Commissions Act of 2006
1867     makes the Constitution null and void. You (regardless of your citizenship)
1868     may be held with no charges, for no reason, for an indefinite time, with
1869     absolutely no judicial oversight. It is completely legal for the
1870     government to pick you up and for you to disappear with no one ever knowing
1871     what happened to you.
1872     %
1873 root 1.432 --
1874 root 1.431 Markus Schulz
1875    
1876     A: Because it breaks the logical sequence of discussion
1877     Q: Why is top posting bad?
1878     %
1879     On Mon, Sep 18, 2006 at 02:05:19AM +0200, Roman Zippel wrote:
1880 root 1.432 > 1. It's not that I don't want to, but I _can't_ implement kprobes and not
1881     > due to lack of skills, but lack of resources. (There is a subtle but
1882 root 1.431 > important difference.)
1883    
1884     Um, given the amount of time you've spent trying to pursuade us why
1885     you can't implement kprobes for m68k, perhaps you would have
1886     implemented it already if you had buckled down and started coding
1887     instead of flaming about why everyone else should bend over backwards
1888     just because you don't have time for your arch? :-)
1889    
1890     - Ted
1891     %
1892     [http://richarddawkins.net/mainPage.php?bodyPage=article_body.php&id=183]
1893     "I want to see young people who are as committed to the cause of Jesus
1894     Christ as the young people are to the cause of Islam. I want to see them
1895     as radically laying down their lives for the gospel as they are over in
1896     Pakistan and Israel and Palestine and all those different places... Excuse
1897     me, but we have the truth!"
1898     %
1899     [Meijin Title Game #3, Takao Shinji vs. Cho U]
1900     (22) archimed [18k?]: actually, what are considered to be their respective strengths?
1901     (22) zephi [ 7k+]: takao's strength is kickin cho u's butt
1902     (22) zephi [ 7k+]: cho u's a big fighter
1903     %
1904     [nethack extinctionist faq]
1905     The first "extinctionist" ascension on r.g.r.n. (at least from what I can
1906     tell) seems to have been by Matthew Bourland in 2000, who although he
1907     didn't actually kill everything, certainly genocided all (at the time) 256
1908     monster types that were genocidable. Then, after that he extincted all
1909     other randomly generated monsters. On the other hand, having 120 kills
1910     in every category is perhaps more noteworthy (or foolhardy?) than simply
1911     genociding every monster.
1912    
1913     I'd recommend a dose of both. Kill them until they're dead and then
1914     genocide them for good measure!
1915     %%
1916     [nethack instadeath faq]
1917    
1918     * eating Death, Famine, Pestilence, Medusa, or green slime corpses
1919    
1920     Well let's face it, this is just plain stupid. So don't do it!
1921     %
1922     17:57 <zaphod> Murch: Stroemungslehre ist geil
1923     17:57 <Murch> zaphod: hm?
1924 root 1.432 17:57 <zaphod> Murch: "Diese Gleichungen sind, zumindest aus der Sicht eines
1925 root 1.431 Ingenieurs, als exakt anzusehen."
1926     17:58 <Murch> lol
1927     %
1928     22:51 -cfbot:#cf- [Wrathmagic] oh i love killing pirates yes i do i love stabbing them through and through
1929     %
1930     [Brazil and Bush’s War on Terror]
1931     http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig3/blumen3.html
1932     %
1933     http://trac.syr.edu/tracreports/terrorism/169/
1934     %
1935     http://web3.0log.org/2006/09/01/new-secure-browser-browzar-is-fake-and-full-of-adware/
1936    
1937     There was time when badware developers tried to install ad pages as homepage
1938     or searchpage in user’s IE by any possible means. Nowadays users install
1939     adware voluntarily and write news about it. True web2.0 style!
1940     %
1941     http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/05/universal_time_zone.html
1942    
1943     At the United Nations today President George W. Bush
1944     announced a proposal to unify all the world's time zones
1945     into a single Universal Time Zone (UTZ), formerly known as
1946     the Eastern Time Zone.
1947     [...]
1948     Britain immediately supported the US plan. "If it means
1949     sleeping in broad daylight then we'll stick with our
1950     allies," said Tony Blair, "Of course there's never broad
1951     daylight in the UK, so it's not much of an issue."
1952     %
1953     Wow, and this in security-relevant code... (taken from libc's ld.so)
1954    
1955     _dl_profile_output
1956     = &"/var/tmp\0/var/profile"[__libc_enable_secure ? 9 : 0];
1957     %
1958     [CRYPTO-GRAM]
1959     By January 1st, 2007, everyone crossing the border between the U.S. and Canada is supposed to have
1960     a passport. This is because of terrorism, of course. But now we learn that ferries and private
1961     watercraft will be exempt. One of two things is true. Either passports are required for
1962     security, in which case we should interfere with ferries. Or they're for show, in which case we
1963     can just do what's convenient. Or maybe we just know that terrorists never take ferries. I get
1964     that security is a trade-off, but this is kind of silly.
1965    
1966     http://tinyurl.com/zl5af
1967     %
1968     [famous last words]
1969     11:22 <kaizoku> what do you mean by *plonk*?
1970     %
1971     What make a provider a tier 2, versus a tier 1 provider...
1972    
1973     "We are a tier 1 provider" = "I am a salesperson."
1974    
1975     "They are a tier 2 provider." = "I am a salesperson and they are our competitor".
1976    
1977     --
1978     Jay Hennigan
1979     %
1980     http://www.xbox-linux.org/wiki/17_Mistakes_Microsoft_Made_in_the_Xbox_Security_System
1981     %
1982     [latimes story about a man returning to the us from iraq and being
1983     held for selling copyrighted images on t-shirts by the department
1984     of homeland security]
1985     http://tinyurl.com/ourlr
1986     %
1987     "Some other types of programs won't make the transition to Windows x64
1988 root 1.432 seamlessly, either. Microsoft ships WinXP x64 with two versions of
1989 root 1.431 Internet Explorer, a 32-bit version and a 64-bit version. The 32-bit
1990     version is the OS default because nearly all ActiveX controls and the like
1991     are 32-bit code, and where would we be if we couldn't execute the full
1992     range of spyware available to us?"
1993    
1994     [http://techreport.com/reviews/2005q1/64-bits/index.x?pg=1]
1995     %
1996     [http://developer.kde.org/documentation/library/3.5-api/kdelibs-apidocs/kdecore/html/kglobalaccel__x11_8cpp-source.html]
1997     00279 if( pEvent->xkey.state & KKeyServer::modXNumLock() ) {
1998     00280 // TODO: what's the xor operator in c++?
1999     %
2000 root 1.432 <Mikachu> give a man a fix and he's running urxvt one day, teach a man
2001 root 1.431 to fix and he will run urxvt all his life
2002     %
2003     The NSA Phone Call Database: The European Perspective
2004     http://www.concurringopinions.com/archives/2006/05/the_nsa_phone_c.html
2005     %
2006     Oh, I agree completely. No game has ever let me down the way Oblivoin
2007     did. I"m still hoping mods and expansions will fix it but there's no way
2008     I'm pre-ordering the next one. I'm afraid it really will be a first person
2009     shooter.
2010    
2011     The really scary thing is that it's not just video games. Book sales were
2012     done last year because people just don't read as much anymore. I'm having
2013     to dumb down my newspaper editorials because people used to want analysis
2014     they could use to make their own opinions, now they seem to just want
2015     opinions they can quote without having to think for themselves. McDonalds
2016     puts pictures of the food on the cash register instead of numbers.
2017    
2018     Face it. The human race is devolving. In 500 years the best selling RPG
2019     in the universe will be a console game where you roleplay an ape named
2020     Fred, swing on vines and throw your own excrement. You'll have one stat,
2021     apeness. It wiill effect everything you do in a subtle, yet unexplained
2022     way.
2023    
2024     And Bethesda fan boys will be screaming "TES 504: Monkeypoo good. You go
2025     bak cave, no good rpger. Two stats bad. Made feces throw too hard. Shiney
2026     key graphic good. Make me happy."
2027    
2028     *shrugs* But that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.
2029     %
2030     > So Hitler was a pacifist because he let other people kill for him? Most
2031     > D&D computer games require you to kill people (not simply knock them
2032     > out). Also just because you don't kill doesn't make you a pacifist (see
2033     > above comment about Hitler).
2034    
2035     I invoke the European rule: In any given argument, the first side to
2036     mention Hitler loses.
2037     %
2038     [siggraph '99 course 12]
2039     Unfortunately, including <windows.h> has the unfortunate side effect of
2040     introducing literally thousands of macros and type declarations into
2041     your compilation environment. This undesirable "name space pollution"
2042     can sometimes affect source code portability by conflicting with your
2043     program's own macros and types. This can particularly be a problem for
2044     UNIX programmers that are not familiar with all the junk that comes with
2045     including <windows.h>.
2046     [...]
2047     Win32's requirement that you use wglGetProcAddress is a real drag,
2048     but if you do everything right, using OpenGL extensions works and
2049     gives you access to amazing new OpenGL features. And let's be honest;
2050     wglGet- ProcAddress is hardly the only annoying and awkward thing about
2051     programming with the Win32 API. Still, by using the C preprocessor and
2052     coding carefully, you actually can write OpenGL programs that use OpenGL
2053     extensions and compile from the same source code for both UNIX and Win32
2054     environments.
2055     %
2056     http://neil.franklin.ch/Usenet/alt.folklore.computers/19981207_Computers_are_so_STY00PID
2057     %
2058     [http://www.voynich.net/Kryptos]
2059     "It's easier to rig an electronic voting machine than a Las Vegas slot machine"
2060     %
2061     [CRYPTO-GRAM 2006-03-15]
2062     [...] There are all sorts of interests vying for control of your
2063     computer. There are media companies that want to control what you can
2064     do with the music and videos they sell you. There are companies that
2065     use software as a conduit to collect marketing information, deliver
2066     advertising or do whatever it is their real owners require. And there are
2067     software companies that are trying to make money by pleasing not only
2068     their customers, but other companies they ally themselves with. All these
2069     companies want to own your computer.
2070    
2071     Some examples:
2072    
2073     1. Entertainment software: In October 2005, it emerged that Sony had
2074     distributed a rootkit with several music CDs -- the same kind of
2075     software that crackers use to own people's computers. This rootkit
2076     secretly installed itself when the music CD was played on a computer.
2077     Its purpose was to prevent people from doing things with the music that
2078     Sony didn't approve of: It was a DRM system. If the exact same piece of
2079     software had been installed secretly by a hacker, this would have been
2080     an illegal act. But Sony believed that it had legitimate reasons for
2081     wanting to own its customers' machines.
2082 root 1.432
2083 root 1.431 2. Antivirus: You might have expected your antivirus software to detect
2084     Sony's rootkit. After all, that's why you bought it. But initially, the
2085     security programs sold by Symantec and others did not detect it,
2086     because Sony had asked them not to. You might have thought that the
2087     software you bought was working for you, but you would have been wrong.
2088    
2089     3. Internet services: Hotmail allows you to blacklist certain e-mail
2090     addresses, so that mail from them automatically goes into your spam
2091     trap. Have you ever tried blocking all that incessant marketing e-mail
2092     from Microsoft? You can't.
2093    
2094     4. Application software: Internet Explorer users might have expected
2095     the program to incorporate easy-to-use cookie handling and pop-up
2096     blockers. After all, other browsers do, and users have found them
2097     useful in defending against Internet annoyances. But Microsoft isn't
2098     just selling software to you; it sells Internet advertising as well. It
2099     isn't in the company's best interest to offer users features that would
2100     adversely affect its business partners.
2101    
2102     5. Spyware: Spyware is nothing but someone else trying to own your
2103     computer. These programs eavesdrop on your behavior and report back to
2104     their real owners -- sometimes without your knowledge or consent --
2105     about your behavior.
2106    
2107     6. Update: Automatic update features are another way software companies
2108     try to own your computer. While they can be useful for improving
2109     security, they also require you to trust your software vendor not to
2110     disable your computer for nonpayment, breach of contract or other
2111     presumed infractions.
2112    
2113     Adware, software-as-a-service and Google Desktop search are all
2114     examples of some other company trying to own your computer. And Trusted
2115     Computing will only make the problem worse.
2116    
2117     There is an inherent insecurity to technologies that try to own
2118     people's computers: They allow individuals other than the computers'
2119     legitimate owners to enforce policy on those machines. These systems
2120     invite attackers to assume the role of the third party and turn a
2121     user's device against him.
2122     [...]
2123     You can fight back against this trend by only using software that
2124     respects your boundaries. Boycott companies that don't honestly serve
2125     their customers, that don't disclose their alliances, that treat users
2126     like marketing assets. Use open-source software -- software created and
2127     owned by users, with no hidden agendas, no secret alliances and no
2128     back-room marketing deals.
2129     %
2130     [John Carmack on Java]
2131     Write-once-run-anywhere. Ha. Hahahahaha. We are only testing on four
2132     platforms right now, and not a single pair has the exact same quirks. All
2133     the commercial games are tweaked and compiled individually for each
2134     (often 100+) platform. Portability is not a justification for the awful
2135     performance.
2136     %
2137     [http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/technologie/0,1518,415577,00.html]
2138    
2139     "Wenn ich höre, dass die Telekom mit Microsoft kooperiert, da wird mir
2140     ganz anders", sagte Herbert Tillmann, der Vorsitzende der Produktions-
2141     und Technikkommission von ARD und ZDF dem Blatt. Man bevorzuge offene
2142     Standards und wolle sich der Plattform von Microsoft nicht ausliefern.
2143     %
2144     http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/05/german_cannibal.html
2145     %
2146     "Ok, this is complete off topic but WHY do so many Americans think that
2147     once your cross the 49th parellel into Canada that they are going out into
2148     a technology- and civilization-free zone???"
2149     http://p203.ezboard.com/ftruechristiansunitefrm31
2150     %
2151     http://funroll-loops.org/
2152     %
2153     [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenGL]
2154     When Direct3D was released in 1995, Microsoft, SGI, and Hewlett-Packard
2155     initiated the Fahrenheit project, which was a joint effort with the
2156     goal of unifying the OpenGL and Direct3D interfaces - and again, adding
2157     a scene-graph API. It initially showed some promise of bringing order
2158     to the world of interactive 3D computer graphics APIs, but on account
2159     of financial constraints at SGI and general lack of industry support
2160     it was abandoned. The engineers involved at SGI held a beach party in
2161     celebration - complete with bonfires on which they burned piles of
2162     Fahrenheit documentation.
2163     %
2164     [Whenever I try to use svn, it fails me. Sure I modified files, but whats
2165     the point of a RCS system that can't cope with that? Besides, I am 100%
2166     sure its much slower than CVS]
2167     cerebro ~/cvs/mythtv# svn switch http://cvs.mythtv.org/svn/branches/release-0-19-fixes/
2168     svn: Won't delete locally modified directory '.'
2169     svn: Left locally modified or unversioned files
2170 root 1.432 [Exit 1]
2171 root 1.431 cerebro ~/cvs/mythtv# svn switch http://cvs.mythtv.org/svn/branches/release-0-19-fixes/
2172     svn: Working copy 'i18n' is missing or not locked
2173 root 1.432 [Exit 1]
2174 root 1.431 cerebro ~/cvs/mythtv# svn diff
2175     svn: Working copy 'i18n' is missing or not locked
2176 root 1.432 [Exit 1]
2177 root 1.431 [Great, my local fixes are lost now, too. Whoever let this horror loose on
2178     humanity deserves to be shot or something like that]
2179     %
2180 root 1.430 [http://discuss.joelonsoftware.com/default.asp?joel.3.219431.12]
2181    
2182     ... I'm evaluating a bunch of J2EE portlet-enabled JSR-compliant MVC
2183     role-based CMS web service application container frameworks. ...
2184 root 1.431 %
2185 root 1.429 Subject: RE: Question about Leap Second Features
2186    
2187     > Is there any implementation for this information on Microsoft operating
2188     > systems ?
2189    
2190     Any Microsoft operating system that is accurate down to the second can
2191     probably be hand-picked from Bill Gates' garage ... ;-)
2192    
2193     Jesper
2194     %
2195 root 1.428 [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Steve_Ballmer]
2196    
2197     "As far as I can tell, the phrase 'I. Love. This. Company.
2198     YEEEAAAAAAAAARARRRRARAGH!' has FIVE words, not four."
2199    
2200 root 1.432 ~ Oscar Wilde on Steve Ballmer having four words for you.
2201 root 1.429 %
2202 root 1.427 http://www.geocities.com/pca_1978/kafkaesque.html
2203     %
2204 root 1.426 [http://bugzilla.gnome.org/show_bug.cgi?id=136541]
2205    
2206     You've doubled the work. People don't like that. People REALLY don't
2207     like that. The number of duplicate bugs filed against the chooser is
2208     evidence for this. Furthermore, click depth is a standard metric for
2209     measuring HCI usability, and this dialog has moved in the absolute wrong
2210     direction. People won't be satisfied until they get the entry box back
2211     into the dialog. You can grind your teeth and pull your hair all you want,
2212     but that's the truth.
2213     %
2214 root 1.424 [de.alt.ufo]
2215    
2216     Braun Ludwig <Wick84@gmx.de> wrote:
2217    
2218 root 1.432 > 1. Ufos sind für mich Flugobjekte des US Militärs mit einen neuartigen
2219     > Atrieb, der mit einen Motorgenerator von ca 100000 Volt und einer
2220     > Stromstärke von ca 2 mA, einer elektronischen Steuereinheit und einer
2221     > Antriebseinheit auf Kondensator Basis betrieben wird. Zur Erklärung des
2222 root 1.424
2223     Aaha! Naja, die Elektrogravitation ist wirklich seit langem bekannt. Damit aber
2224 root 1.425 einen Antrieb zu realisieren halte ich für weniger wahrscheinlich. So abstrakt
2225     ist diese Funktion nicht und es wären schon mehr als ein Mensch dahinter
2226 root 1.424 gekommen. Ich sicher auch.
2227    
2228     Allerdings schreibst Du hier von einem Generator. Es stellt sich die Frage
2229     was genau man mit 2 mA erzeugen will. Jeder Paralyzer schafft das mit
2230 root 1.425 der Hälfte der Spannung auch. Ich habe aber noch kein Opfer schweben
2231 root 1.424 gesehen. Im Gegenteil - die bewegen sich eigentlich immer ziemlich schnell
2232     in Richtung Boden.
2233    
2234     [...]
2235    
2236 root 1.432 > Dieser Ufo Flugzeug Typ wird in erster Linie als Spionage und
2237 root 1.425 > Aufklärungsflugobject eingesetzt.
2238 root 1.424
2239     Verstehe. Was ist in Afrika so interessant? Bekanntlich gibt oder gab es
2240 root 1.425 da bisher die überwiegenden Sichtungen. Was will z.B. der Ami von den
2241 root 1.424 Eingeborenen erfahren? Wie man richtig Reis oder Getreide kocht?
2242    
2243     [...]
2244    
2245     > 2. ausserirdische Ufo Flugobjekte.
2246 root 1.432 > Es gibt maximal 1 oder 2 oder drei ausserirdische Flugzeug
2247 root 1.425 > Beobachtungen, die tatsächlich wahr sind.
2248 root 1.424
2249     Nur drei? Das muss ich mir merken, damit ich das nicht vergesse. Welche
2250 root 1.425 mögen das Deiner Meinung nach wohl gewesen sein? Das ist ja noch
2251     schlimmer als Cenap, die von etwa 100.000 Fällen 1% erforscht haben,
2252     die wiederum schon im Vorfeld als 'normal' geklärt waren. Mit dieser
2253 root 1.424 Meinung solltest Du zu WW gehen und dich vorstellen. Der nimmmt Dich
2254     sofort.
2255     %
2256 root 1.423 [http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~jamesdow/Tech/connect4.htm]
2257     By the way, decryption can be performed easily in your editor with syntax
2258     like !!tr a-zA-Z n-za-mN-ZA-M (Sorry if you had the misfortune to buy your
2259     software from Microsoft.)
2260 root 1.424 %
2261 root 1.422 http://cfaj.freeshell.org/google/
2262 root 1.424 %
2263 root 1.421 > BTW I have 2 English words for you, FUCK YOU
2264    
2265     Why, that's a rather intimate proposal. I never realised you were
2266     gay. While I would like to offer the hand of friendship, I am
2267     afraid that the thought of sex with a grown man doesn't really do
2268     much for me so I shall have to decline with a modicum of regret.
2269 root 1.424 %
2270 root 1.420 http://www.ta-sa.org/files/java_godkk.jpg
2271 root 1.419 http://www.chunder.com/carrots/javasux.html
2272 root 1.424 %
2273 root 1.418 Subject: Re: Docket No. 2005-22114
2274     From: Rodrigo Severo
2275     Date: Tue, 24 Jan 2006 09:04:33 -0200
2276     To: tz@lecserver.nci.nih.gov
2277    
2278     On 1/23/06, Paul Eggert wrote:
2279    
2280     "David Braverman" <david@inner-drive.com> writes:
2281     It is a bit ironic that the US is less efficient than Brazil in fixing
2282     obviously-broken regulations like this.
2283    
2284     I'm sorry but I have to ask: where is the irony in this? I hope the answer
2285     isn't obvious to people from US and I'm not seeing it just because I'm
2286     brazilian ;)
2287     Rodrigo Severo
2288 root 1.424 %
2289 root 1.431 [Frankly, I'd just like to know what GNOME did wrong to deserve this :]
2290 root 1.417
2291     http://modeemi.cs.tut.fi/~tuomov/ion/faq.html#1.13
2292 root 1.424 %
2293 root 1.416 [Another entry in the series "make this a blog":]
2294    
2295     I wanted to see it for myself, and directed my browser to http://www.mpaa.org/.
2296    
2297     Got "Bad Request (Invalid Header Name)".
2298    
2299     Well.. some investigation showed that it didn't like the headers added by
2300     squid (in mostly default debian config).
2301    
2302     *sigh*
2303 root 1.424 %
2304 root 1.415 A LIBERAL DECALOGUE
2305     By Bertrand Russell
2306    
2307     Perhaps the essence of the Liberal outlook could be summed up in a new
2308     decalogue, not intended to replace the old one but only to supplement
2309     it. The Ten Commandments that, as a teacher, I should wish to promulgate,
2310     might be set forth as follows:
2311    
2312     1. Do not feel absolutely certain of anything.
2313    
2314     2. Do not think it worth while to proceed by concealing evidence, for the
2315     evidence is sure to come to light.
2316    
2317     3. Never try to discourage thinking for you are sure to succeed.
2318    
2319     4. When you meet with opposition, even if it should be from your husband
2320     or your children, endeavor to overcome it by argument and not by
2321     authority, for a victory dependent upon authority is unreal and illusory.
2322    
2323     5. Have no respect for the authority of others, for there are always
2324     contrary authorities to be found.
2325    
2326     6. Do not use power to suppress opinions you think pernicious, for if you
2327     do the opinions will suppress you.
2328    
2329     7. Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted
2330     was once eccentric.
2331    
2332     8. Find more pleasure in intelligent dissent that in passive agreement,
2333     for, if you value intelligence as you should, the former implies a deeper
2334     agreement than the latter.
2335    
2336     9. Be scrupulously truthful, even if the truth is inconvenient, for it is
2337     more inconvenient when you try to conceal it.
2338    
2339     10. Do not feel envious of the happiness of those who live in a fool's
2340     paradise, for only a fool will think that it is happiness."
2341    
2342     "A Liberal Decalogue" is from The Autobiography of Bertrand Russell,
2343     Vol. 3: 1944-1969, pp. 71-2.
2344 root 1.424 %
2345 root 1.413 [http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2005/12/09/502014.aspx]
2346 root 1.412 John Hoy, President of the DVD Copy Control Association, made
2347     the following statement to the Library of Congress in its 2003
2348     Anticircumvention rulemaking proceedings:
2349    
2350     "Furthermore, if a consumer in the United States desires to view a DVD disc
2351     that has been region coded only for Europe, then that consumer is free to
2352     purchase a DVD player (either hardware or software) that is coded to play
2353     European DVDs. No legal restrictions apply-either through the CSS license
2354     or otherwise-to the importation and use of non-U.S. region players in the
2355     United States."
2356 root 1.413 ---
2357     It must really suck to live in a nation where competition is actually
2358     outlawed - you have to feel sorry for all those people oppressed by
2359     communists and socialists. Oh, wait.... ;)
2360 root 1.414 ---
2361     "You ain't seen nothin' yet! I heard that the new HD-DVDs or Blue-ray
2362     discs (whichever win eventually) will be street-encoded. You have to
2363     quote your street name while buying DVDs and they won't work in the next
2364     street. The hidden reason for this is that MPAA wants to charge upwards of
2365     $1000 per DVD for those living in million dollar mansions."
2366    
2367     This isn't far from the truth. Blu-ray disks for PlayStation3 will only
2368     play in ONE player on earth. MS will eventually make up something similar.
2369 root 1.424 %
2370 root 1.411 [gnome-clock and my radio-clock failed miserably, /bin/date and Linux worked:]
2371     Clock: inserting leap second 23:59:60 UTC
2372 root 1.424 %
2373 root 1.410 [http://www.slate.com/id/2133993/]
2374    
2375     Vulnerabilities deemed "critical" have forced the company to release an
2376     almost unending stream of patches and fixes [...]
2377    
2378     Sure, it might be nice to connect your computer and your television
2379     set. But is it worth it to give hackers access to your television?
2380    
2381     Even if we don't use them, we suffer from them.
2382    
2383     [...] a former senior security analyst for the House of Representatives,
2384     believes that Microsoft is a threat to national security.
2385 root 1.424 %
2386 root 1.409 [Copyright History - US view]
2387     http://www.culturaleconomics.atfreeweb.com/cpu.htm
2388 root 1.424 %
2389 root 1.408 [I just re-read the unix haters hadnbook]
2390     X has had its share of $5,000 toilet seats -- like Sun's Open Look clock
2391     tool, which gobbles up 1.4 megabytes of real memory! If you sacrificed all
2392     the RAM from 22 Commodore 64s to clock tool, it still wouldn't have enough
2393     to tell you the time. Even the vanilla X11R4 "xclock" utility consumed
2394     656K to run. And X's memory usage is increasing.
2395 root 1.424 %
2396 root 1.406 [Got to remember this way of arguing, it's great if it works:]
2397    
2398     "Most people, I think, don’t even know what a rootkit is, so why should
2399     they care about it?"
2400     -- Thomas Hesse, Sony BMG’s Global Digital Business President.
2401 root 1.407
2402     [see also http://www.eff.org/deeplinks/archives/004145.php]
2403 root 1.424 %
2404 root 1.405 Let me repeat again: Formal axiomatic systems are a failure!
2405     -- Gregory Chaitin
2406 root 1.424 %
2407 root 1.432 13:49 <RayTracer> pixelsize=14 ist so groß wie 8 beim xchat wenn ich den
2408 root 1.404 gnome-settings-daemon nicht lade
2409     13:50 <schmorp> autsch, was hat das mit dem gnome-settings-daemon zu tun? ist ja hart!
2410     [...]
2411 root 1.432 13:51 <RayTracer> wenn ich den nicht lade sind alle gtk-programme mit großem Font,
2412     wenn ich ihn lade werden sie klein gemacht und wenn ich ihn töte ist
2413 root 1.404 wieder alles groß
2414 root 1.424 %
2415 root 1.403 [man perlsub]
2416     That prints "unphooey". (Yes, there are still unresolved issues
2417     having to do with visibility of @_. I’m ignoring that question
2418     for the moment. (But note that if we make @_ lexically scoped,
2419     those anonymous subroutines can act like closures... (Gee, is this
2420     sounding a little Lispish? (Never mind.))))
2421 root 1.424 %
2422 root 1.402 [glibc's bits/socket.h]
2423    
2424     if ((size_t) __cmsg->cmsg_len < sizeof (struct cmsghdr))
2425 root 1.432 /* The kernel header does this so there may be a reason. */
2426     return 0;
2427 root 1.424 %
2428 root 1.400 http://www.wicked-vision.com/zensur/zensur/zensur_bei_filmen.html
2429 root 1.401
2430     > Die Argumente liefen insbesondere darauf hinaus, dass es sich bei den
2431     > Filmen, auf die in Anspielungen verwiesen wird, um Filme handelt, die
2432     > entweder von der FSK gekennzeichnet wurden mit "nicht freigegeben
2433     > unter 18 Jahren", die von der Bundesprüfstelle indiziert wurden oder
2434     > die sogar durch entsprechende Beschlüsse bundesweit beschlagnahmt
2435     > wurden, also alles Filme, die Kindern und Jugendlichen aufgrund der
2436     > Gesetze zum Jugendschutz von vornherein nicht zugänglich sind. Kindern
2437     > und Jugendlichen wird daher die Persiflage auf diese Filme nicht
2438     > transparent.
2439    
2440     Das muß man sich mal auf der Zunge zergehen lassen: Da wird ein Film,
2441     der ab 18 Jahren freigegeben ist, indiziert, weil Kinder und Jugendliche
2442     die parodistischen Anspielungen nicht verstehen könnten. Mit solchen
2443     Begründungen beraubt sich die BPjS letztlich ihrer Glaubwürdigkeit.
2444 root 1.424 %
2445 root 1.399 Großmanns Gesetz: Komplexe Probleme haben einfache, leichtverständliche,
2446     aber falsche Lösungen.
2447 root 1.424 %
2448 root 1.398 A project done in Java will cost 5 times as much, take twice as long,
2449     and be harder to maintain than a project done in a scripting language such
2450     as PHP or Perl. [http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/philg/2003/09/20#a1762 Java
2451     is the SUV of programming tools] Philip Greenspun
2452 root 1.424 %
2453 root 1.397 On Tue, 13 Dec 2005, Till Kamppeter wrote:
2454     >
2455     > Frederic told that the options from the PPD file are intentionally mot
2456     > listed in the printing dialog, the usability team of GNOME was against
2457     > listing these options. They clutter the dialog and can be more confusing
2458     > than useful to the user.
2459    
2460     I personally just encourage people to switch to KDE.
2461    
2462     This "users are idiots, and are confused by functionality" mentality of
2463     Gnome is a disease. If you think your users are idiots, only idiots will
2464     use it. I don't use Gnome, because in striving to be simple, it has long
2465     since reached the point where it simply doesn't do what I need it to do.
2466    
2467     Please, just tell people to use KDE.
2468    
2469     Linus
2470 root 1.424 %
2471 root 1.396 Move 80, Node 81
2472     theodore [22k?]: i hear 8 d can read the future
2473     setzer [?]: what about 9d
2474     theodore [22k?]: they control it
2475 root 1.424 %
2476 root 1.395 [Fuqid 1.6 FAQ]
2477     Wenn ich HTL auf 300 setze dann lade ich viel schneller runter, warum?
2478    
2479 root 1.398 Weil du daran glaubst, das hat nur psychologische Gründe. HTL's grösser
2480 root 1.395 als das Nodelimit haben einfach keinen Einfluss. PUNKT!
2481     --
2482     Warum wurde Fuqid nicht in der geilen Sprache XX geschrieben?
2483    
2484     Du sprichst nur eine Sprache? Bist du Amerikaner?
2485 root 1.424 %
2486 root 1.393 [Are people responsible for the company they work at?]
2487     I was at a party in New York City earlier this year, and a conversation went like this:
2488    
2489     Person: What do you do?
2490     Me: I'm a computer programmer at Microsoft.
2491     Person: <viciously> I hate you.
2492    
2493     If Miss Manners didn't say so explicitly, I suspect she would nevertheless
2494     agree that snarling "I hate you" to somebody on first introduction is not
2495     exactly getting off on the right foot.
2496 root 1.394
2497     [And this is how that Microsoft programmer reacts to bugs in Microsoft software]
2498     http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2005/10/17/481810.aspx
2499 root 1.424 %
2500 root 1.392 "The music and film industries are demanding that the European parliament
2501     extends the scope of proposed anti-terror laws to help them prosecute
2502     illegal downloaders."
2503    
2504     Bill Thompson at the BBC has some pertinent commentary:
2505    
2506     "If they cannot come up with a business model which allows them to make
2507     profits without criminalising their customers, trampling over our civil
2508     liberties or installing malware on our computers then they do not deserve
2509     to stay in business, and new ways for artists to reach the public will
2510     have to emerge."
2511    
2512     http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4469886.stm
2513 root 1.424 %
2514 root 1.425 >Damit dürftest du der zweite Mensch sein, den ich kenne, der sich mit
2515 root 1.391 >einer so spartanischen Hardwareausstattung zufrieden gibt:) Ich selbst
2516    
2517     Mein Arbeitsplatz ist eine HP 715/80 - also 80 MHz. Da drauf laeuft der vi
2518     immer noch genauso schnell wie vor zehn Jahren :)
2519    
2520     Bye, Andy
2521 root 1.424 %
2522 root 1.398 [ka.uni.rz.stud, warum bestimmte zeichen in passwörtern verboten sind]
2523 root 1.425 >einem Passwort nicht zulässt, das kann ich nachvollziehen, aber wieso ein
2524 root 1.390 >Dollarzeichen, Leerzeichen, Klammeraffe, Doppelkreuz, Prozent, doppelte
2525 root 1.425 >Anführungszeichen, Paragraph und was es da noch so alles gibt? Und wieso nur
2526 root 1.390
2527     Dollarzeichen: DCE kann nicht damit umgehen.
2528     Leerzeichen: sind nur am Anfang und Ende eines PW verboten - es gibt
2529     System, die das wegstrippen :(
2530     Klammeraffe: Ist bei einem Unix-Terminal das Standard-Kill-Zeichen (stammt
2531     halt noch aus der Zeit, als Fernschreiber als I/O-Geraete benutzt
2532     wurde, und ein Fernschreiber, der druckt, kann per Definition kein
2533     Backspace o.ae. haben - Tipp-Ex-Baender waren nicht eingebaut :)
2534     - und es gibt eben noch Systeme, die zum lokalen Login diese STTY-
2535     Settings benutzen. Seit wir die VT100-Terminals abgebaut haben,
2536     ist das fuer Studenten weniger relevant, unser BV behandelt aber
2537     alle Benutzer.
2538     Doppelkreuz: Ist bei einem Unix-Terminal das Standard-Erase-Zeichen
2539     Prozent: Mift, das hab' ich mir nicht aufgeschrieben, geht aber auch in
2540     irgendeinem System nicht. Vielleicht sollte man es mal wieder
2541     probieren (bis es knallt)?
2542     Doppelte Anfuehrungszeichen: Wurden von Radius als Begrenzer benutzt. Ja,
2543     der Radius-Server funktionierte nur mit Klartext-Passwoertern :(
2544     Ja, funktionierte, Vergangenheitsform, er ist jetzt endlich tot :)
2545     Ja, damit kann ich die doppelten Anfuehrungszeichen freigeben :)
2546     Paragraph: ist kein ASCII-Zeichen. Das kann die lustigsten Probleme geben,
2547     insbesondere wenn verschiedene encodings benutzt werden - IMHO gibt
2548     es auch Implementierungen, die das 8. Bit wegschneiden...
2549 root 1.424 %
2550 root 1.389 [subversion is just plain broken. I just lost all my local modifications, right?]
2551    
2552     cerebro ~/cvs/mythtv# svn update
2553     svn: Working copy '.' locked
2554     svn: run 'svn cleanup' to remove locks (type 'svn help cleanup' for details)
2555     cerebro ~/cvs/mythtv# svn cleanup
2556     svn: 'programs/mythlcd' is not a working copy directory
2557     cerebro ~/cvs/mythtv# svn update
2558     svn: Working copy '.' locked
2559     svn: run 'svn cleanup' to remove locks (type 'svn help cleanup' for details)
2560     cerebro ~/cvs/mythtv# svn help cleanup
2561     cleanup: Recursively clean up the working copy, removing locks, resuming
2562     unfinished operations, etc.
2563     usage: cleanup [PATH...]
2564    
2565     Valid options:
2566     --diff3-cmd arg : use ARG as merge command
2567     --config-dir arg : read user configuration files from directory ARG
2568    
2569     [Thanks for the details. Not.]
2570 root 1.424 %
2571 root 1.388 But there's an observation I can't help doing: it seems to me that the
2572     ratio of increase in the complexity of (some aspects of) the language _is_
2573     _much_ _bigger_ than that in the functionality such complexity is supposed
2574     to provide.
2575     - perl6-language - michele dondi
2576 root 1.424 %
2577 root 1.386 [From: perl6-language]
2578    
2579     The fact that there's not alot of active p5p'ers on this list should
2580     alarm people more.
2581    
2582     -Nate
2583    
2584     [...]
2585    
2586     My take on that is that it is because Perl 6 is not a new version of
2587     Perl 5. I still think "Perl" is a misleading name, and mostly hurts the
2588     image of the language that is created here.
2589    
2590     Juerd
2591    
2592     [...]
2593    
2594     (Oh, and that perl6 will never be able to upgrade my scripts that use
2595     'format', but I'm aware of the plan to make that `obsolete' as in: the
2596     perl526 translator will dump core on those)
2597    
2598 root 1.432 --
2599 root 1.386 H.Merijn Brand
2600 root 1.387 %
2601 root 1.385 Die Firma Microsoft warnte asiatische Regierungen am Donnerstag,
2602 root 1.388 dass diese patentrechtlich verklagt werden könnten, wenn sie das
2603 root 1.385 Betriebssystem Linux anstelle von Microsoft's Windows-Software einsetzen.
2604     Nachrichtenagentur Reuters (18. November 2004)
2605 root 1.387 %
2606 root 1.384 [Come on, "kidtalk"???]
2607     http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx
2608 root 1.387 %
2609 root 1.383 [Priceless :)]
2610     http://www.scottmccloud.com/comics/icst/icst-6/icst-6-full.html
2611 root 1.387 %
2612 root 1.382 [http://developers.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/10/15/1312216&from=rss]
2613     >> I hate it whenever Word tries to encourage me not to use passive.
2614     [...]
2615     > Okay then, translate "The window has been broken" into active voice.
2616     "Windows is broken."
2617 root 1.387 %
2618 root 1.381 [Brent 'Dax' Royal-Gordon on the perl6-language list:]
2619     Removing features simply because their implementation is inconvenient
2620     is not The Perl Way. If it were, Perl 6 would be Java With Sigils.
2621 root 1.387 %
2622 root 1.380 [Incidentally, the USoA is one of the two countries on earth that insist
2623     on being able to kill their children legally]
2624     http://www.post-gazette.com/breaking/20040329pornp6.asp
2625 root 1.387 %
2626 root 1.379 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller_test]
2627     The Miller test is the United States Supreme Court's test for determining
2628     whether speech or expression can be labeled obscene [...]
2629 root 1.387 %
2630 root 1.377 [http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20050923-5346.html]
2631     "They find the anti-pornography crowd disturbing because they believe
2632     that policing pornography violates fundamental rights. This has become
2633     the dominant view in our society: As long as what I do doesn't harm you
2634     personally, I have a right to do it. It's a silly view and a view rejected
2635     by law enforcement policies all over the country."
2636 root 1.378 --
2637     "What we really need is less government and more common sense. The Bush
2638     administration thinks it can win the war in iraq, the war on terror, the
2639     war on drugs, and the war on smut while establishing a lunar colony and
2640     rebuilding New Orleans, all without raising taxes. He really needs a
2641     reality check. I can't believe that with all of this crap going on, Tom
2642     DeLay has the balls to claim that the republican party has eliminated
2643     wasteful government spending."
2644 root 1.387 %
2645 root 1.376 [Attaching 72lbs to spam-reply-envelopes is legal. Do it!]
2646     http://www.vertical-visions.com/_temp/postagepaid/index2.html
2647 root 1.387 %
2648 root 1.375 [Charley Tart on Consensus Trance: <SLAP> <SLAP> Wake up!]
2649     http://www.cantrip.org/charles_tart.html
2650 root 1.387 %
2651 root 1.375 ["It's such a moving story, it must be true"]
2652     http://www.photo.net/photodb/presentation.tcl?presentation_id=246277
2653 root 1.387 %
2654 root 1.374 [Pencil Carving]
2655     http://www.infofreako.com/jad/enpitsu-e.html
2656 root 1.387 %
2657 root 1.374 [Copyright]
2658 root 1.373 http://www.bromsun.com/practice/copyrights/flowchart.html
2659 root 1.387 %
2660 root 1.372 [Die Wirtschaft befreit die Menschen von der Arbeit]
2661     http://www.stuttgarter-zeitung.de/stz/page/detail.php/949236
2662 root 1.387 %
2663 root 1.432 23:10 <mmead> schmorp: A federal appeals court ruled today that the president can indefinitely detain a U.S. citizen
2664     captured on U.S. soil in the absence of criminal charges, holding that such authority is vital to protect the
2665 root 1.371 nation from terrorist attacks.
2666 root 1.432 23:10 <mmead> A congressional resolution after the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks "provided the President all powers
2667     necessary and appropriate to protect American citizens from terrorist attacks by those who attacked the United
2668 root 1.371 States on Sept. 11,'' the decision said.
2669 root 1.432 23:10 <mmead> The decision by a three-judge panel was written by Judge J. Michael Luttig, who sources have said is under
2670     consideration by President Bush for nomination to the U.S. Supreme Court.
2671 root 1.387 %
2672 root 1.370 [Looks extreme]
2673     http://www.counterpunch.org/
2674 root 1.387 %
2675 root 1.369 [Some glimpse of what happened in New Orleans]
2676     "As we approached the bridge, armed Gretna sheriffs formed a line across the
2677     foot of the bridge. Before we were close enough to speak, they began firing
2678     their weapons over our heads."
2679     http://www.livejournal.com/users/malbec/1052572.html
2680 root 1.387 %
2681 root 1.368 [Global Average Temperature vs. Number of Pirates]
2682     http://www.sheise.de/files/PirateGraph.jpg
2683 root 1.387 %
2684 root 1.367 [http://www.fefe.de/nowindows/]
2685     Many people using Windows don't care about their freedom. They do care
2686     about quality software and for that reason try to replace all the user
2687     space software from Microsoft with better free alternatives. This is the
2688     sole reason for the existance of cygwin.
2689 root 1.387 %
2690 root 1.366 [http://www.eff.org/Infrastructure/trusted_computing/20031001_tc.php]
2691 root 1.387 %
2692 root 1.366 The TCG has resisted defining "owner" for purposes of their spec, despite
2693     several requests for clarification.
2694    
2695     Think of it this way: most computer-related "stuff" now has a "licensed,
2696     not sold" tag attached. Ask yourself again, then, who has ultimate control
2697     unter TCG definitions.
2698 root 1.387 %
2699 root 1.366 But rememer they aren't doing anything wrong and they aren't trying to
2700     force anything on you. It is all opt-in and you always get to set the
2701     policy on your computer. It's just that nothing works any more unless you
2702     do opt-in and you do set your policy exactly they way they tell you to.
2703 root 1.387 %
2704 root 1.366 It's not coercion. It's for security. It helps the economy. It thwarts
2705     terrorists. TPM gives flags to orphans if that's what it needs to do to
2706     get people on board.
2707     %
2708 root 1.365 To have a secure computer, you must download the latest
2709     patches. Therefore, you must upgrade to SP4, and therefore, you must
2710     accept the EULA that requires you to agree with Microsoft's proprietary
2711     DRM.
2712    
2713     The end is near. Security patches will soon require your body to be
2714     injected with RFID. Surely, we are all doomed.
2715 root 1.387 %
2716 root 1.364 [http://it.slashdot.org/it/05/09/01/1419222.shtml?tid=172&tid=109]
2717     switch ($decade) {
2718     case "the 50's":
2719     s/the Boogyman/Communist agitators/g;
2720     break;
2721     case "the 60's":
2722     s/the Boogyman/acid-eating hippies/g;
2723     break;
2724     case "the 70's":
2725     s/the Boogyman/disco/g;
2726     break;
2727     case "the 80's":
2728     s/the Boogyman/mutual assured destruction (and Grenada!)/g;
2729     break;
2730     case "the 90's":
2731     s/the Boogyman/evil hackers and George Michael/g;
2732     break;
2733     case "the 00's":
2734     s/the Boogyman/terrorists/g;
2735     break;
2736     }
2737 root 1.387 %
2738 root 1.363 http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2005/08/curiosities-from-japans-porno-shops.html
2739    
2740     "How fucking creepy is that? As you can see from the flyer included
2741     in the capsule (note the kiddie crayon font), the other toys in the
2742     assortment include little girls spreading their legs, little girls sucking
2743     suggestively on popsicles, and little girls dry-humping their teddy bears"
2744    
2745     "Interestingly enough, none of the cans were very long - maybe six inches
2746     at the most. I was trying to avoid the whole Asian-men-have-small-penises
2747     thing, but they kind of handed it to me on a silver platter."
2748    
2749     ""Maybe I should just try it. Just see what it feels like..." I mean,
2750     why not, right? You know. Just for kicks, right? So you know what? I
2751     fucked it. Yeah. I fucked a plastic beer can. I fucked the shit out of
2752     that can. And you know what? It felt alright. It did the trick. That
2753     is, until it was all over. Until the moment after, when I was hit by a
2754     sobering freight train of humility, looking down at my dick stuck inside a
2755     latex vagina housed in a plastic beer can. Moments like that you start to
2756     question everything - "How the hell did it come to this? Who am I? What am
2757     I doing with my life?" I probably sat there for an hour, silently with my
2758     plastic lover, pondering my existence."
2759 root 1.387 %
2760 root 1.362 "The scholars of Islam, such as Malik, Ash-Shafi`i, Ahmad and Ishaaq said
2761     that (the person guilty of this crime) should be stoned, whether he is
2762     married or unmarried."
2763    
2764     http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/Satellite?pagename=IslamOnline-English-Ask_Scholar/FatwaE/FatwaE&cid=1119503547102
2765     http://www.islamonline.net/english/Contemporary/2003/02/Article01-0.shtml
2766     http://www.islamonline.net/english/Contemporary/2003/07/Article02.shtml
2767     http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/Satellite?pagename=IslamOnline-English-Ask_Scholar/FatwaE/FatwaE&cid=1119503545556
2768     http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/Satellite?pagename=IslamOnline-English-Ask_Scholar/FatwaE/FatwaE&cid=1119503543324
2769 root 1.387 %
2770 root 1.362 http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/Satellite?pagename=IslamOnline-English-Ask_Scholar/FatwaE/FatwaE&cid=1119503546996
2771    
2772     [I like this comparison between of and watching television:]
2773     Your brother is not at all different from those who have been conditioned
2774     to fornicate, or commit theft or murder, or who have become addicted to
2775     watching pornography or even television for that matter. All of these
2776     are destructive habits that one learns through continuous exposure or
2777     conditioning.
2778    
2779     [And this is religion at its best:]
2780     Let him continuously read, reflect and meditate on the verses of the
2781     Qur'an that deal with the punishment meted to the nation who practiced
2782     this abomination; let him also read the verses depicting hell fire.
2783 root 1.387 %
2784 root 1.361 [Racism]
2785     http://www.flickr.com/photos/firewall/38725768/
2786 root 1.387 %
2787 root 1.360 [A link, just a link]
2788     http://www.oilcrisis.com/
2789 root 1.387 %
2790 root 1.359 As you may have noticed, the HOWTO is getting stale, you can't subscribe to
2791     the mailinglist and a lot of messages sent to it aren't getting through.
2792    
2793     I apologise for this.
2794    
2795     If all goes well I'll get my driver's license this Tuesday, which will allow
2796     me to visit the server, which I can't easily reach right now.
2797 root 1.387 %
2798 root 1.358 PSYC @> el says: von java bekommt man krebs
2799     induktiv says: java is ein riesiger marketing misthaufen voll mit code von uebereifrigen fh-programmierern
2800     el says: ich kenn da wen
2801     el says: bei dem wars so
2802     [...]
2803     PSYC @> el says: und.. naja, der hat also ganz viel java programmiert
2804     el says: und bekam augenkrebs
2805     el says: gehirntumor auch
2806     el says: ich weiss nicht, was vorher da war
2807 root 1.387 %
2808 root 1.357 wget http://el.l.tobij.de/ratz.jpg && xsetbg ratz.jpg
2809 root 1.387 %
2810 root 1.356 [in a reply to a school work assignment about proving why env vars make
2811     no sense in the kernel]
2812     From: Christoph Lameter <clameter@engr.sgi.com>
2813    
2814     [...]
2815    
2816     Mathematical proofs are accomplished within a framework of mathematical
2817     models.
2818    
2819     In the postmodern time period and we gave up belief that the mathematical
2820     models are an accurate representation of reality. We only expect that
2821     they are sufficiently accurate for the purposes at hand.
2822 root 1.387 %
2823 root 1.354 [such nice quotes from http://theinquirer.net/?article=24638]
2824     There will be EF devices, EF branded content and probably EF branded
2825     contraceptives to use while watching EF branded porn.
2826     --
2827     Any DRM on a machine is simply a sign of failure.
2828 root 1.355 --
2829     This crushing DRM that is being foisted upon you is the surest sign that
2830     you don't want this product, and you will be paying too much for it. Don't
2831     like that? Bought legislators are hard at work making sure you will go to
2832     jail if you try to exercise your rights on the issue.
2833 root 1.387 %
2834 root 1.353 An absolutely fascinating interview with Robert Pape, a University of
2835     Chicago professor who has studied every suicide terrorist attack since
2836     1980. "The central fact is that overwhelmingly suicide-terrorist
2837     attacks are not driven by religion as much as they are by a clear
2838     strategic objective: to compel modern democracies to withdraw military
2839     forces from the territory that the terrorists view as their homeland."
2840     <http://www.amconmag.com/2005_07_18/article.html>
2841     [From: CRYPTO-GRAM 2005-08-15]
2842 root 1.387 %
2843 root 1.352 [If you are a US citizen, you might want to fight for the right to vote,
2844     which you currently do not posess]
2845     http://reclaimdemocracy.org/political_reform/right_to_vote.html
2846 root 1.387 %
2847 root 1.388 Kind: "Daad! Die alten Griechen mußten 44 Arten der Selbstverteidigung lernen, ohne Waffen!"
2848     Vater: "Dafür haben wir eine zweistufige elektrische Heckenschere."
2849 root 1.351 [Nach: Time Bandits]
2850 root 1.387 %
2851 root 1.350 http://www.cpmission.com/main/painpolitics/mdjackson.html
2852 root 1.387 %
2853 root 1.349 Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off
2854     a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
2855 root 1.387 %
2856 root 1.432 Tcl is LISP on drugs. Using strings instead of S-expressions for closures
2857     is Evil with one of those gigantic E's you can find at the beginning of
2858     paragraphs.
2859 root 1.387 %
2860 root 1.347 [the average IQ seems to be declining]
2861     http://www.gnxp.com/MT2/archives/000953.html
2862     http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/IQ/1950-2050/
2863 root 1.387 %
2864 root 1.346 [http://yro.slashdot.org/yro/05/07/31/0626257.shtml?tid=153&tid=98&tid=95&tid=103&tid=219]
2865     > If you know anything, most catholics register as democrats
2866    
2867     Most catholics aren't American.
2868 root 1.387 %
2869 root 1.345 [Some things possibly cannot exist...]
2870    
2871     [http://www.cuttingedge.org/news/depleted-uranium.html]
2872     In NEWS1920, we demonstrated how America's widespread usage of Depleted
2873     Uranium munitions is fulfilling the prophetic End of the Age prophecy
2874     against Babylon (Iraq). Now, we examine how our D.U. is quite possibly
2875     fulfilling another major prophecy: Revelation 6:3-4
2876    
2877     [http://cuttingedge.org/detail.cfm?ID=939]
2878     How Mormon Temples Are Built To Be Demon Magnets
2879 root 1.387 %
2880 root 1.344 [http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/07/23/egypt.explosions/index.html]
2881     Asked whether he thought the blasts might be related to Islam, he
2882     replied, "What Islam? This terrorism has nothing to do with any religion,
2883     because all religions do not allow aggression and do not allow killing
2884     civilians in innocence. Those don't belong to Muslims. They are a gang of
2885     criminals."
2886 root 1.387 %
2887 root 1.343 The Black Hole in the Galactic Center
2888     [http://www.mpifr-bonn.mpg.de/staff/hfalcke/bh/sld1.html]
2889 root 1.387 %
2890 root 1.342 To me anything above 30 fps is good and 45-50 is amazing... 75 is more
2891     than I've seen lol. Then again I come from a mac
2892 root 1.387 %
2893 root 1.341 [There are things the US congress can do that were far beyond my imagination]
2894     http://reason.com/rauch/99_08_07.shtml
2895 root 1.387 %
2896 root 1.340 The MSI MS-9130 (K8T Master2-FAR) is an excellent board. The only problem
2897     I had was with my video card shorting out and frying both the board and
2898     card (They went up in flames).
2899 root 1.387 %
2900 root 1.432 05:46 <mmead> AP and UPI reported that the French government announced yesterday that
2901     it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide." The only two
2902     higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate." The action
2903     was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed one of France's
2904 root 1.338 white flag factories, disabling their military.
2905 root 1.432 05:47 <mmead> it's obviously been recirculated recently:
2906 root 1.339 http://www.edthibodeau.com/nonplussed/2004/10/french_terror_a.html
2907 root 1.387 %
2908 root 1.337 [The following quote from a NASA press release shows impressively how much
2909     we know. And more importantly, how to build up scientific knowledge part
2910     by part. "Knowledge" always has a margin-of-error inherently attached to it.]
2911    
2912     "The cloud indicated the comet is covered in the powdery stuff."
2913    
2914     [http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/planetary/text/di_pr_20050708.txt]
2915 root 1.387 %
2916 root 1.336 [http://www.skippy.net/blog/2005/06/09/security-through-stupidity/]
2917     Silly questions abound, all to cover people's butts. When I moved to
2918     the US in 1992 (from Canada), one of the questions on my green card
2919     application was "Do you, or any member of your immediate family, plan to
2920     violently overthrow the government of the United States or assasinate any
2921     elected official?" Not only did they have checkboxes for "yes" and "no",
2922     but they had a blank space labelled, "If you checked 'yes', please provide
2923     a detailed explanation in the space below." I never figured out what kind
2924     of explanation would make them give you a green card anyway.
2925     --
2926     Hasbro should ask the same. Teddy Ruxpin chips were found on a number
2927     of landmines during the first gulf war... First, we just thought these
2928     people REALLY hate Teddy Ruxpin, maybe we're not so different after all...
2929     but on further investigation, Ruxpin had easily-programmable EEPROMs, so
2930     the Ruxpin chip was actually being repurposed as a controller for the
2931     explosives. They were jackin' overseas deliveries to get the Ruxpins.
2932 root 1.387 %
2933 root 1.335 http://graphics.stanford.edu/~danielrh/vote/vote.html
2934     The Obfuscated V contest
2935 root 1.387 %
2936 root 1.335 Airplane security is getting surreal: "...FAA regulation that requires
2937     soldiers -- all of whom were armed with an arsenal of assault rifles,
2938     shotguns and pistols -- to surrender pocket knives, nose hair scissors and
2939     cigarette lighters."
2940     http://tinyurl.com/7z8my
2941 root 1.387 %
2942 root 1.334 <http://babygimp.sourceforge.net/>
2943     Does it run under Windows ?
2944     - Who cares?
2945 root 1.387 %
2946 root 1.333 [Can hot water freeze faster than cold water?]
2947 root 1.332 http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/physics/General/hot_water.html
2948 root 1.387 %
2949 root 1.331 http://www.physik3.gwdg.de/~rgeisle/nld/sbsl-howto.html
2950     Single Bubble Sonoluminescence HOWTO
2951     [...]
2952     Don't bother me with "my bottle exploded, what was wrong?"-stuff; While the bottle is heated it mustn't be closed!
2953     [...]
2954     Darken your room completely. Adapt your eyes, which may take 15 minutes up
2955     to half an hour. Look at the flask or at least where you think your flask
2956     is (remember: the room is completely darkened).
2957 root 1.387 %
2958 root 1.329 [de.alt.ufo]
2959 root 1.432 > Ja, stimmt - ich hatte mich früher viel mit Leuten beschäftigt, die
2960     > wahrscheinlich entführt wurden, oder bei denen es den Anschein hatte. Im
2961     > Moment beschäftige ich mich mit der Konstruktion eines kleinen UFO-
2962 root 1.388 > Detektors, der die UFO- Ereignisse auch zählt.-
2963 root 1.330 > www.ufo-finder.de
2964 root 1.432 > Aber Feld-Forscher bin ich deshalb noch nicht. Das geht gesundheitlich nicht
2965 root 1.330 > mehr!
2966     > richy.
2967    
2968     Und es gibt wirklich Deppen, die sich von dir abzocken lassen??
2969 root 1.387 %
2970 root 1.330 [de.alt.ufo]
2971 root 1.329 > Wie kann ich online etwas belegen, das sich in der Vergangenheit
2972     > zugetragen hat?
2973    
2974     Das solltest Du Dich selbst mal fragen. Wenn Du es nicht belegen kannst,
2975     warum behauptest Du es dann?
2976 root 1.388 [später]
2977     > Ach, wenn es interessant wird, umfängt Dich Faulheit?
2978 root 1.329
2979     Bei dir ist das angemessen, du hast deinen Ruf weg.
2980     Du plapperst immer nur von Belegen, verlangst letzten Endes
2981     naturwissenschaftliche/physikalische Beweise (genaugenommen:
2982     ein Alien-craft zum Vorfuehren), darunter akzeptierst du nichts,
2983     aber das stellt sich erst nach ellenlangen threads heraus.
2984    
2985     Aber das ist bekannt, und eigentlich belanglos.
2986    
2987     Wer sich auf Debatten mit dir einlaesst und Argumente erwartet
2988     von jemand, der die Wissenschaft zur Ersatzreligion verquast,
2989     ist eigentlich selbst schuld.
2990 root 1.387 %
2991 root 1.388 [de.alt.ufo, über einen www.rtl.de-news-Artikel]
2992 root 1.328 Wie die Skepsos so schoen sagen: der Verfasser von dem Quark war so offen,
2993     dem ist das Gehirn rausgefallen.
2994 root 1.387 %
2995 root 1.327 [res_nsend.c]
2996     /* give the hook another try */
2997     if (++loops < 42) /*doug adams*/
2998     break;
2999 root 1.387 %
3000 root 1.326 [sr_port/mdq.h]
3001 root 1.432 /* Insert a doubly-linked list of elements from "n->q.fl" to "n->q.bl"
3002 root 1.326 in between "o" and "o->q.fl" */
3003     #define dqadd(o,n,q) ((o)->q.fl->q.bl=(n)->q.bl,(n)->q.bl->q.fl=(o)->q.fl,(o)->q.fl=(n)->q.fl,(n)->q.fl->q.bl=(o))
3004 root 1.387 %
3005 root 1.325 Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
3006 root 1.387 %
3007 root 1.324 * Andreas Waechter <mail@andreas-waechter.de> [06-25-05 00:58]:
3008 root 1.432 > No, Thunderbird should not "reply" to the list with the
3009 root 1.324 > current settings of the list.
3010 root 1.432 >
3011     > There is no "Reply-To" header, thus a "Reply" has to go to
3012     > the address in the "From" header - which is the address of
3013 root 1.324 > the original sender, not the list.
3014 root 1.432 >
3015     > The List address is in the "To" field. Thus only a "Reply
3016     > All" will go to the list as CC (and to the original sender
3017 root 1.324 > as TO).
3018 root 1.432 >
3019 root 1.324 > Don't blame my mail client for the set-up of the list.
3020    
3021     Your *mail* client is *not* being blamed. It is *your*
3022     responsibility. No one disputes your choice of mail client, but it
3023     *is* your responsibility to see that *your* posts are properly
3024     addressed to the list, not the list's software or the people you are
3025     being discourteous to.
3026    
3027     The *fault* is *all* yours. It is/was your choice.
3028     --
3029     Patrick Shanahan Registered Linux User #207535
3030 root 1.387 %
3031 root 1.323 [http://www.heise.de/ct/00/20/104/]
3032 root 1.388 "Sie können mit falschen Tatsachen Leute überzeugen, das ist nun mal so."
3033 root 1.387 %
3034 root 1.322 An appeals court in Minnesota has ruled that the presence of encryption
3035     software [PGP] on a computer may be viewed as evidence of criminal intent.
3036     http://www.granick.com/archive/2005_05_01_theshout_archive.html#1117581
3037     http://news.com.com/Minnesota+court+takes+dim+view+of+encryption/2100-1030_3-5718978.html
3038     http://www.lawlibrary.state.mn.us/archive/ctappub/0505/opa040381-0503.htm
3039 root 1.387 %
3040 root 1.322 [http://www.komotv.com/stories/37150.htm]
3041     "They said 'no' and they said it's a national security issue. And I said
3042     what about my constitutional rights? And they said 'not at this point ...
3043     you don't have any'."
3044 root 1.323
3045     [I also am very fond of this quote:]
3046     "My concern is that if that's the way they're treating American citizens I
3047     would hate to think how they're treating other people. It's crazy."
3048     [Don't they have _any_ ethics?? What about equality? Ah well, I forgot...]
3049 root 1.387 %
3050 root 1.321 [http://wiki.ffii.org/CampIcecream050601En]
3051     Yes its true! If you go down to Place du Luxembourg from now until
3052     3pm, you can collect your free icecream and support the Computer
3053     Implemented Inventions Common Position!
3054 root 1.387 %
3055 root 1.319 [http://dirac.sourceforge.net/documentation/algorithm/upconversion/index.htm]
3056     The change from Blitz to standard arrays had little effect on the
3057     execution time so I stuck with the standard type. The standard arrays
3058     should be more acceptable to developers who want to modify the code.
3059     Insisting that the developer use a certain array container for no good
3060     reason will not win many fans.
3061    
3062     [http://dirac.sourceforge.net/documentation.html has other nice
3063     documents in the algorithm section]
3064 root 1.387 %
3065 root 1.318 ["Blue in the Face"]
3066     Ich kriege in New York keine Angst, nein... aber in Schweden...da isses
3067     irgendwie so leer und da sind alle betrunken... und alles funktioniert...
3068     und, naja, wnen du an einer roten Ampel den motor nicht abstellst, reden
3069     die leute mit dir.... die zeigen da im fernsehen ohrenoperationen...
3070    
3071     Solche dinge machen mir Angst... nicht New York.
3072 root 1.387 %
3073 root 1.317 And before I forget it, readers fascinated by the idea of Central
3074     Europeans using A6 as a toilet paper size might also be interested to hear
3075     that the U.S. have for the same application field a standard square format
3076 root 1.388 of 4.5×4.5 in = 114×114 mm, which is for instance documented in New Jersey
3077 root 1.317 Specification No. 7572-01 (May 1997), section 2.3.
3078     [http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~mgk25/iso-paper.html]
3079 root 1.387 %
3080 root 1.316 [Better know what they actually do...]
3081 root 1.388 [Technische Richtlinie / Telekommunikationsüberwachung]
3082 root 1.316 http://www.regtp.de/imperia/md/content/tech_reg_t/ueberwachu/TR_TKUE_Ausgabe_4.1_29-11-2004.pdf
3083 root 1.315 [RFC3924 Cisco Architecture for Lawful Intercept in IP Networks]
3084     ftp://ftp.rfc-editor.org/in-notes/rfc3924.txt
3085 root 1.387 %
3086 root 1.314 [rfc4096]
3087     The FTC called a summit of leading thinkers, and the regulation was
3088     amended to read "but don't use languages that go from right to left
3089     or up and down instead of plain old left to right." Needless to say,
3090     the reaction from the Freedonian League for the Defense of Linguistic
3091     Diversity killed that proposed regulation really quickly.
3092 root 1.387 %
3093 root 1.313 [just a really nice md5sum]
3094     99421268df476006401f11f96b655248
3095 root 1.387 %
3096 root 1.312 [a comment in some g729 sample implementation]
3097 root 1.432 * For G.729(,A,B) royalty payments, see http://www.sipro.com
3098 root 1.312 * WARNING: please make sure you are sitting down before looking
3099     * at their price list.
3100 root 1.387 %
3101 root 1.311 [http://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=139347&cid=11665921]
3102     You'd think I was overgeneralizing, but I'm not. Absolutely every single
3103     time I see HN in use, I quickly end up learning that the programmer who
3104     wrote the code was an idiot. On at least two separate occasions, I've
3105     had to correct C code with HN that did not allocate space for the null
3106     terminator on any strings anywhere in the code. That's pretty much the
3107     level of programming talent you can expect when you see HN in use.
3108 root 1.387 %
3109 root 1.309 21:22 <mmead> tiger's SMB support is fucking broken
3110     21:26 <oesi> mmead: when you grow up, you will substitute "'s SMB support" by "" :)
3111 root 1.387 %
3112 root 1.308 03:05 <oesi> 02:34 <bani_> ich dachte immer alle beinhaltet mehr als 1
3113     03:05 <oesi> 02:34 <bani_> aba naja
3114     03:05 <oesi> 02:35 <oesi> nein, viele beinhaltet mehr als 1
3115     03:05 <oesi> 02:35 <bani_> stimmt auch wieder
3116 root 1.387 %
3117 root 1.319 [ein so gut geschriebenes dokument erwartet man eigentlich nicht mal vom BSI]
3118 root 1.307 http://www.bsi.bund.de/literat/studien/antispam/antispam.pdf
3119 root 1.387 %
3120 root 1.306 [some SPAM]
3121     Freie Geschlechtabbildungen und -filme. Und Phasennetznocken
3122 root 1.387 %
3123 root 1.305 cowsay -f head-in oink | cowthink -n -f sodomized
3124 root 1.387 %
3125 root 1.304 [star wars episode guide]
3126     1 =Epichode 1: The Phantom Grimace
3127     2 =Epichode 2: Attack of the Groans
3128     3 =Epichode 3: Revenge of the Shit
3129     4 = Episode 4: A New Hope
3130     5 = Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back(By far the best Star Wars film. One of the finest movies ever made.)
3131     6 = Episode 6: Return of the Jedi(would have been a thousand times cooler if the ewoks had been Wookies).
3132     [http://www.beggingtodiffer.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=pp;action=display;num=1113843411]
3133 root 1.387 %
3134 root 1.300 [God knows his enemies]
3135     http://sheise.de/files/GODvsBUSH.gif
3136 root 1.302 [Uh-oh, "se germans are next"]
3137 root 1.303 http://sheise.de/files/cnn_iraq.jpg [a fake, but nevertheless]
3138 root 1.387 %
3139 root 1.299 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054743/
3140 root 1.301 [Why is it that every good Hollywood movie is at least 30+ years old?]
3141 root 1.387 %
3142 root 1.298 [http://www.bildblog.de/]
3143 root 1.388 Die "Bild"-Zeitung schreibt Blödsinn, und alle schreiben's ab. Die
3144     rührende Geschichte von den "Unfallforschern", die angeblich "ermittelt"
3145     hätten, was doch nur eine schlichte Umrechnung von Stundenkilometern in
3146 root 1.298 Meter pro Sekunde ist, zieht Kreise.
3147    
3148     Nachrichtenagentur ddp, 3. Mai, 03:16 Uhr:
3149    
3150     Laut "Bild" ermittelten Unfallforscher, dass ein Auto bei einer
3151     Geschwindigkeit von 50 Kilometern pro Stunde etwa 14 Meter pro Sekunde
3152 root 1.388 ungebremst weiterfährt, während der Fahrer nach einer fallengelassenen
3153 root 1.298 Zigarette sucht.
3154    
3155     Nachrichtenagentur AFP, 3. Mai, 04:25 Uhr:
3156    
3157     [usw.]
3158    
3159     Bei "Stern Online" ist aus den "Unfallforschern" schon eine ganze "Studie"
3160 root 1.388 geworden, die plötzlich zu Ergebnissen kommt, die nur scheinbar mit den
3161 root 1.298 bekannten "Ermittlungen" identisch sind:
3162    
3163     Nach Auffassung des SPD-Verkehrsexperten Peter Danckert kann eine
3164     brennende Zigarette den Fahrer jedoch ebenso wie ein klingelndes
3165     Telefon ablenken. Er verwies auf eine Studie, nach der ein 50
3166     Stundenkilometer schnelles Auto mindestens 14 Meter weiterrolle, wenn
3167     der Fahrer nach einer Zigarette sucht.
3168 root 1.387 %
3169 root 1.388 [schlimmer als de.alt.ufo, schlimmer als jede Verarschung sein könnte...]
3170 root 1.297 http://www.bild.t-online.de/BTO/news/2005/01/22/sonne__boese/sonne__boese.html
3171     http://www.bild.t-online.de/BTO/news/2004/12/28/seebeben/zerreisst__unsere__erde.html
3172 root 1.387 %
3173 root 1.296 [http://apple.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=147629&cid=12370229]
3174     Which fanboy are you?
3175    
3176     1. Windows
3177    
3178     You wear wraparound sunglasses, even indoors. You wish your mother
3179     would let you ride a motorbike. You tell your friends you're pulling
3180     in $50,000 a year and $2,000 a month "playing the stock market" but
3181     in reality you're only bringing in half that and your dividends from
3182     MSFT havn't been good in years. Your non computing friends all turn
3183     to you for help; you only charge $30 an hour. Your collegues talk
3184     about you behind your back. Your workplace nickname is likely to be
3185     "The Asshole". Unlike the Linux fanboys, you actually try to pick up
3186     dates in bars but women laugh at you.
3187    
3188     2. Apple
3189    
3190     You think you're so cool you hurt. You have mirrors on every wall
3191     in your "loft apartment", which is really a grimy little apartment
3192     next to a guy who plays Guns 'n Roses at 3am. All of your furniture
3193     is from Ikea. You sometimes think that changing your name to "Steve"
3194     would be "pretty cool". When you go to bars you only drink Miller
3195     Lite. No body ever asks you for help with their computers because
3196     they know you don't know anything but OS X, even if you do tell them
3197     you "run Unix" now. Your friends openly laugh at you.
3198    
3199     3. Linspire
3200    
3201     You regularly give $10 bills to homeless guys because you have
3202     too much money. Computers baffle you, but you enjoy looking at
3203     pictures of naked women. You don't know what Linux is, but you
3204     continually bugged the IT guy at work about your computer so he
3205     installed Linspire on your machine.
3206    
3207     4. Umbongo
3208    
3209     You shop at GAP. You probably used to use a Mac. When you saw the
3210     multiracial image used as a desktop picture and heard that this
3211     operating system came from the same country as Nelson Mandela, you
3212     knew it was for you. You meet with your friends in fair-trade coffee
3213     houses and talk about the eventual overthrow of evil corporations
3214     such as Microsoft and Starbucks. Like the Linspire user, you have
3215     very little real knowlege when it comes to computers but you would
3216     never use your computer to look at pictures of women degrading
3217     themselves.
3218    
3219     5. Gentoy
3220    
3221     You've been "into computers" for ohh, one or two years now and fancy
3222     yourself as "a bit of a hacker". Wouldn't know C from C++, or even
3223     Perl for that matter. Older Gentoy users may be building their homes
3224     from matchsticks. You've explained to all your friends that your
3225     matchstick house will have an "optimised floorplan". They've tried
3226     to tell you that your house violates every known building code and
3227     law in your area, but you've ignored them so far because you can't
3228     read those complicated regulatory documents.
3229    
3230     6. Linux From Scratch
3231    
3232     Much like the Gentoy user but you'd also be into sadomasochistic
3233     sex if you could get it. You're not just building a house from
3234     matchsticks, you're planing to grow the trees to make the
3235     matchsticks. You've cleared some land but don't know what to do next
3236     because you havn't read the books you've got, so you've posted to
3237     alt.arborists.newbie asking for help. It's been three days so far
3238     and no one has replied. You remain hopeful.
3239 root 1.387 %
3240 root 1.295 [/usr/bin/cowsay]
3241     if (($^O eq "MSWin32") or ($^O eq "Windows_NT")) { ## Many perls, eek!
3242 root 1.387 %
3243 root 1.294 [A few days after the 6.0.9 release announcement]
3244    
3245     In the spirit of release early, release often.... Err no, actually more
3246     in the spirit of, let's not try to lose data during file resolution...
3247    
3248     Coda 6.0.10 is out
3249 root 1.387 %
3250 root 1.293 <opine@orifice2.com> wrote:
3251    
3252     > > On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 23:55:28 -0800, CrabRangoon wrote
3253 root 1.432 >
3254 root 1.388 > > Meine Großmutter hat einen kleinen Hinterhof und sie benutzt selten die
3255 root 1.293 > > Dusche. Bei vielen Gelegenheiten habe ich mehr als 4
3256 root 1.388 > > Lebensmittelgeschäftspeicher-Versorgungsmaterialien Sellerie an einem
3257     > > einzelnen Tag verbraucht. Würde es irgendein Benzin unter meiner Couch
3258     > > geben, wenn ich meine Hose bügelte?
3259 root 1.432 >
3260     > What does your granny's tiny ass have to do with this group? Other than the
3261 root 1.293 > smell attracting flies of course...
3262 root 1.432 >
3263 root 1.293 I figured a little non-native tongued nonsense would help keep this
3264     request near the top of the group. thanks for playing along.
3265 root 1.388 cheers and Haben Sie eine glückliche Karotte
3266 root 1.387 %
3267 root 1.432 00:24 <elmex> ich bin ja nur ein dummer niedersachse, der kaum was in der schule hatte
3268 root 1.387 %
3269 root 1.291 War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. -Ambrose Bierce
3270 root 1.387 %
3271 root 1.290 98% of the time I am right. Why worry about the other 3%.
3272 root 1.387 %
3273 root 1.289 [Bertram van Munster, Jerry Bruckheimers partner, interviewed in the BBC
3274     show "Correspondent"]
3275 root 1.288
3276     [...] I do reality television, and I've done this for many many many
3277     years, long before even anybody knew what reality was.
3278    
3279     [so know we know who creates reality now]
3280     %
3281 root 1.287 [from wordnet]
3282     cock sucking, blowjob
3283     => fellatio, fellation
3284     => oral sex, head
3285     => perversion, sexual perversion
3286     => sexual activity, sexual practice, sex, sex activity
3287     => bodily process, body process, bodily function, activity
3288     => organic process, biological process
3289     => process
3290     => phenomenon
3291 root 1.387 %
3292 root 1.286 10:41 <oesi> [0]--(10:40:39)-(root@km)-(~/xxml)-> file tmon.out
3293     10:41 <oesi> tmon.out: ASCII Java program text
3294 root 1.387 %
3295 root 1.285 [SSK@J3GtFnEi8b~ko6mGvvXdrQoZ3D4PAgM,hhWspr43hLbvnrlkwxtDLg/ABC_NoJail/2//]
3296     [slightly edited]
3297     Largest prison population in the world is in the United States of America
3298     (in 2000: 2,071,686 persons, 22% of world prison population), it has more
3299     than double the prison population of Russia or China. What that means is
3300     that in USA 1 out of 143 residents are incarcerated.
3301    
3302     About 88% of USA prison population is male, but female population is
3303     sharply on the rise, and might soon reach that of males, due mostly to new
3304     laws on terrorism and drugs.
3305    
3306     Out of all the black males between 20 and 39, 12% are in custody (anybody
3307     told them about emancipation proclamation?).
3308 root 1.387 %
3309 root 1.284 "Begehe nur nicht den Fehler, Meinung durch Sachverstand zu substituieren."
3310     (PLemken, <bu6o7e$e6v0p$2@ID-31.news.uni-berlin.de>)
3311 root 1.387 %
3312 root 1.283 Mail::Box - 700MB of RSS to open a 30MB mail folder, one half of the
3313 root 1.282 advertised features doesn't work, while the other half is just buggy.
3314 root 1.387 %
3315 root 1.281 A ship is safe in harbor, but that is not what ships are built for.
3316 root 1.432 I learned that some cops lie. This was a brutal and profoundly disturbing
3317     realization: Those in control are not necessarily trustworthy.
3318 root 1.281 - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
3319 root 1.387 %
3320 root 1.279 "parrot - from the people who brought you ithreads"
3321     - oesi
3322 root 1.387 %
3323 root 1.278 [US, Metric]
3324     http://www.unc.edu/~rowlett/units/usmetric.html
3325 root 1.387 %
3326 root 1.432 [http://use.perl.org/~scrottie/journal]
3327 root 1.277 [I agree with that very much, most of his blog is really interesting]
3328 root 1.275 Sunday February 20, 2005 07:18 AM
3329     Minions Wanted [ 0 Comments | #23269 ]
3330    
3331     It's been about 10 years since I've had minions. They've all grown up,
3332     started painfully profitable companies, and now hob-knob whose-who of
3333     important and influential figures of their field. I'm growing old and
3334     increasinly mal-adapted to normal life. It's no longer becoming for me
3335     to leave my lair nor speak on the phone. I've reflected on making this
3336     post, and I've reflected at great length. Minions aren't what they used
3337     to be. Minions now days are soft and weak willed. In the old days, it was
3338     that minions would realize they can wield power if they're willing to
3339     spend a time subserviant to someone capable of teaching. Now days, kids
3340     have this notion that money only comes from the parents, power comes from
3341     your social (gag) circles, and glory comes from the things you own. They
3342     seek answers to Perl questions only for immediate gradification, not to
3343     truly master an insidious tactic and become a potent force. Kids now
3344     days, not nearly robust enough to be considered minion material. They,for
3345     their entire life, questioninglessly slide into being slaves of much
3346     more powerful overlords. They accept as payment for their servatude a
3347     few measily tens of thousands of dollars, and then only paid in payments
3348     yearly, calling that close enough to world domination, and inexchange
3349     for that paultry fee, deliver one after another innocent to the hands of
3350     Bill Gates, telling the clients they betray that Microsoft Windows is a
3351     servicable operating system and a supportable platform. While it is truly
3352     becoming to serve on the side of Microsoft, it is also well known the
3353     ranks are thin at the top but wide at the bottom, and few ever move past
3354     petty explotation of businesses and moronic home users.
3355    
3356     This is not the stock I seek. These so short-sightedly driven by greed,
3357     rather than lusting for true power, amount to little more than orcs - a
3358     fodder of little use except as "consumers" in this modern age. It is far
3359     more becoming to hope to some day aspire to be an overlord of some small
3360     repute yourself and initially forego payment.
3361    
3362     Minions in my service will be expected to endure maindane business-related
3363     tasks, such as answering the phone, but will always be allowed the
3364     basic dignity of being able to tell clients to "fuck off" when
3365     appropriate. Retaining dignity does not relieve the necessities of
3366     subordination, however. My minions may seek clarification but will never
3367     question me. For the term of their indenture, they will accept my teaching
3368     as truth itself. They will not seek short-cuts where I say there are none,
3369     and if I later reveal short-cuts, they will know it was because they were
3370     not yet ready before. While my young troglodytes will doubtless enterain
3371     perversion and drug abuse in their free time, they will go for the want of
3372     the very necessities of life should urgant cause arise.
3373    
3374     In exchange, they will be tutored on the basic elements of evil and Perl
3375     programming and will share in the spoils of an insideous plot I've hatched
3376     some time ago to dupe large numbers of people out of money by playing on
3377     their greed and fear. Of course, in the interest of avoiding indictment
3378     myself, the details of the plot can never be revealed, but a clever
3379     student will quickly ascertain the nature of the ploy. After thier period
3380     of endenture, minions will have developed an eye for exploitation and
3381     trickery, but most importantly will have developed a deeper understanding
3382     of how things work - both in Perl and in the real world. They will see
3383     everything about them as quite potentially theirs - no program must go
3384     unwritten, and persuent to Free Trade Agreements, they will be as a
3385     sovereign nation.
3386    
3387     While the offer is valid, this is a draft for a post on
3388     jobs.perl.org. Feedback is welcome - unless you're stupid, then stay the
3389     hell off my blog. Time and time again I forget both the power of TV to
3390     sap intelligence and the very prevelence of the thing. So let this be a
3391     test: if you watch more than half an hour a day of any programming besides
3392     CSPAN, don't post here.
3393    
3394     -scott
3395 root 1.387 %
3396 root 1.274 But Mike Loughlin, who studied the boiling of lobsters when he was a
3397     University of Maine graduate student, said lobsters simply lack the brain
3398     capacity to feel pain.
3399    
3400     "It's a semantic thing: No brain, no pain," said Loughlin, who now works
3401     as a biologist at the Maine Atlantic Salmon Commission.
3402 root 1.387 %
3403 root 1.273 Subject: Re: [Gimp-user] Gimp contextual F1 help & Crimson Editor in Windows
3404     From: Sven Neumann
3405    
3406     Hi,
3407    
3408 root 1.388 Rubén de Diego Martínez writes:
3409 root 1.432 > I also think that it's a bug. How may I report-it?
3410 root 1.273
3411     Go to http://support.microsoft.com/support/feedback/ and tell them
3412     that
3413    
3414     ShellExecute (HWND_DESKTOP, "open", uri, NULL, NULL, SW_SHOWNORMAL);
3415    
3416     does not do what you would expect it to do.
3417 root 1.387 %
3418 root 1.271 http://www.syslog.com/~jwilson/pics-i-like/kurios119.jpg
3419 root 1.272 the original comment says:
3420     This is probably part of an elaborate IQ test.
3421     Waiting at the gate means you fail.
3422 root 1.387 %
3423 root 1.271 {Net-Knuddels:Flat eric} ich mir eine kolaflasche reingeschioebn
3424     {Net-Knuddels:Flat eric} und dann ist meine klitoris erissen
3425     {Net-Knuddels:Flat eric} und ich musste ins krankenhaus
3426     {Net-Knuddels:Flat eric} oh sorry, falsches fenster
3427     {Flat eric:Net-Knuddels} aja
3428     {Net-Knuddels:Flat eric} hi :)
3429 root 1.387 %
3430 root 1.275 [Java, like Delphi, requires manual destruction. Obvious, but still
3431 root 1.270 interesting read]
3432     http://www.octopull.demon.co.uk/java/ImmortalityAtaPrice.html
3433 root 1.387 %
3434 root 1.269 [Obscure Algorithms, just for my reference]
3435     http://aggregate.org/MAGIC/
3436     http://www.hackersdelight.org/HDcode.htm
3437 root 1.387 %
3438 root 1.268 In Los Angeles, the "HOLLYWOOD" sign is protected by a fence and a locked
3439     gate. Because several different agencies need access to the sign for
3440     various purposes, the chain locking the gate is formed by several locks
3441     linked together. Each of the agencies has the key to its own lock, and not
3442     the key to any of the others. Of course, anyone who can open one of the
3443     locks can open the gate.
3444    
3445     This is a nice example of a multiple-user access-control system. It's
3446     simple, and it works. You can also make it as complicated as you want,
3447     with different locks in parallel and in series.
3448 root 1.387 %
3449 root 1.267 http://www.crypto.com/papers/safelocks.pdf
3450     Safecracking for the computer scientist
3451 root 1.387 %
3452 root 1.265 Fact: Something that you observe to be true.
3453    
3454     Fact #1: when you drop a hammer, it falls to the ground
3455    
3456     Fact #2: a genetic sequence can change sufficiently to form a new
3457     species. Speciation has been observed more than once in the laboratory
3458     and in the wild, so this is a fact. Since we call this process
3459     'evolution', that means evolution is a fact. Keep reading for more
3460     explanation of this.
3461    
3462     Theory: An explanation of an observation
3463    
3464     Theory #1: The theory of gravity is understood as a curvature in space,
3465     which explains why the hammer falls.
3466    
3467     Theory #2: The Theory of Evolution through Natural Selection explains
3468     how a population's genome can change over time.
3469    
3470 root 1.266 Law: Not really related to any of the other definitions. It's just a
3471     mathematical relationship between two values.
3472 root 1.265
3473     Law #1: If you double the distance from a source of light, the
3474     brightness falls off proportionally to the square of the distance.
3475    
3476     Law #2: (expressed as a formula) F=ma. Force equals mass times
3477     acceleration.
3478    
3479     Please note that Evolution is a fact, and the theory is called the Theory
3480     of Evolution through Natural Selection. There are other theories of
3481     evolution, which have been disproved. A famous one is the theory of
3482     evolution through acquired characteristics, also known as Lamarkian
3483     evolution. It posited that species evolve by acquiring and retaining
3484     useful characteristics through use. Therefore, a giraffe would have
3485     longer necks if the previous generations stretched their necks to reach
3486     high leaves. This was the main theory that Darwin and others showed to be
3487     false.
3488    
3489     [by Profane MuthaFucka (574406)]
3490 root 1.387 %
3491 root 1.388 [Aus: Psychologie heute, 10/2003, über einen Artikel von Rentfrow/Gosling,
3492 root 1.264 Journal of Personality and Social Psychology 6/2003]
3493    
3494     Fans von reflexiven und komplexen Musikstilen wie Klassik, Blues, Jazz und
3495     Folk sind offen, tolerant und machen gerne neue Erfahrungen. Sie halten
3496 root 1.388 sich für intelligent - und sind es auch. Außerdem können sie gut mit
3497     Worten umgehen, schätzen das schöne. haben eine starke Vorstellungskraft
3498     und sind politisch liberal eingestellt. Sie sind häufig etwas unsportlich
3499 root 1.264 und wollen andere nicht dominieren.
3500    
3501 root 1.388 Anhänger von intensiven und rebellischen Musikrichtungen wie Heavy Metal,
3502     Rock und alternativer Musik sind offen für Experimente. Sie halten sich
3503     außerdem für intelligent, eloquent und sportlich. Obwohl die Musik, die
3504     sie bevorzugen, vorwiegend negatives ausdrückt, scheint dies nicht auf
3505     sie abzufärben: Sie sind weder neurotischer noch unverträglicher als die
3506     Fans anderer Musikrichtungen. Darüber hinaus sind sie wissensdurstig,
3507     risikobereit und körperlich aktiv.
3508 root 1.264
3509     Beschwingt und konventionell. So bezeichnen Rentfrow und Gosling
3510 root 1.388 Popsongs und Schmusehits, Countrymusik, Filmmusik und religiöse Musik
3511     (Spirituals, Gospels, Kirchenlieder). Wer diese Musik gerne hört, ist ein
3512     umgänglicher Zeitgenosse: Er geht gern aus sich heraus, ist verträglich,
3513     fröhlich, zuverlässig, hilfsbereit und gewissenhaft. Seine Einstellungen
3514 root 1.264 sind eher konservativ, Beredesamkeit und Offenheit sind nicht seine
3515 root 1.388 Stärken. Dafür hält er sich aber für attraktiv und vor allem für
3516 root 1.264 sportlich.
3517    
3518 root 1.388 Wer sich für energetische und rhythmische Musik begeistern kann (Rap,
3519     Hip-Hop, Soul, Funk, Electronica) trägt sein Herz auf der Zunge. Er
3520     ist umgänglich, quirlig, liberal eingestellt, extravertiert und ein
3521     wenig eitel: Er hält sich für attraktiv und sportlich. Konservatives
3522     Gedankengut und Dominanz über andere liegen ihm hingegen fern.
3523 root 1.264
3524 root 1.388 Die besten verbalen Fähigkeiten haben die Angehörigen der ersten beiden
3525 root 1.264 Gruppen. Am wenigsten beredt ist die dritte Gruppe. An analytischem
3526 root 1.388 Verstand mangelt es vor allen den Musikhörern der vierten Gruppe.
3527     während die erste Gruppe, gefolgt von der zweiten, am meisten davon
3528 root 1.264 vorzuweisen hat.
3529    
3530     "Die intelligenteste Gruppe bevorzugt die komplexeste Musik", sagen die
3531     Forscher.
3532 root 1.387 %
3533 root 1.263 [Very well-written article on the legal foundazion of licensing, and
3534     the extreme difference in what a free software license does vs. a
3535     EULA-style license]
3536 root 1.262 http://www.opencores.org/forums.cgi/cores/2005/01/001453
3537 root 1.387 %
3538 root 1.261 The Pirate Bay is a BitTorrent tracking site in Sweden with 150,000 users
3539     a day. In the fall, it posted a torrent for Shrek 2. Dreamworks sent a
3540     cease-and-desist letter demanding the site remove it. One of the site's
3541     pseudonymous owners, Anakata, replied: "As you may or may not be aware,
3542     Sweden is not a state in the United States of America. Sweden is a country
3543     in northern Europe [and] US law does not apply here. ... It is the opinion
3544     of us and our lawyers that you are fucking morons." Shrek 2 stayed up.
3545 root 1.387 %
3546 root 1.260 Java is, in many ways, C++--. (Michael Feldman)
3547 root 1.387 %
3548 root 1.259 [Happy New Year]
3549     23:42 -!- zaphod [jkneer@fatboy.laendle] has quit [Quit: Hochhaus]
3550     Day changed to 01 Jan 2005
3551     00:24 <schmorp> re
3552 root 1.387 %
3553 root 1.258 [http://www.calsky.com/lexikon/de/txt/f/fe/fehlschluss.php]
3554 root 1.388 Im besten Fall kann die Verknüpfung zweier Tatsachen Verdachtsmomente
3555     liefern, die mit wissenschaftlichen Methoden abgeklärt werden
3556 root 1.258 sollen. Was eine wissenschaftliche Methode ist, ist Gegenstand anderer
3557     wissenschaftlicher Untersuchungen.
3558 root 1.387 %
3559 root 1.257 [funny page(s), although I think it's sad that people trying to "debunk"
3560     bad science theories are prone to the same logical fallacies as the
3561     proponents of such theories.]
3562     http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/Planet-X.htm
3563     "On the Internet, there's a picture circulating that's supposedly `secret
3564     evidence' from Russia, proving Planet X is an inhabited world. The makers
3565     took the original photo (top left), enlarged it, and upgraded it with
3566     `solarize' and `find edges'. And look... Suddenly, you see all kinds of
3567     spaceships orbiting the planet! (top right) I followed exactly the same
3568     procedure, using a photo of one Robert Bridson, math student at Stanford
3569     University (below, left). After enlarging and solarizing the photograph,
3570     it became clear that mr. Bridsons left ear actually is inhabited by
3571     intelligent beings, since there clearly is a spaceship taking off from it
3572     (below, right)."
3573 root 1.387 %
3574 root 1.256 [wonderful info...]
3575     http://www.ems.psu.edu/~fraser/Bad/
3576     [useful info...]
3577     http://www.snopes.com/
3578 root 1.387 %
3579 root 1.253 Computer analyst to programmer:
3580     "You start coding. I'll go find out what they want."
3581 root 1.387 %
3582 root 1.252 [Fun!]
3583     http://chrisevans3d.com/files/iq.htm
3584 root 1.387 %
3585 root 1.388 [Spektrum der Wissenschaft, 11/2004, über Informationstransport im All]
3586 root 1.251 "Wenn unsere Vettern im Kosmos wirklich intelligent sind, werden ihre
3587     Computer sicher nicht mit Microsoft-Betriebssystemen ausgestattet sein."
3588 root 1.387 %
3589 root 1.250 [in our continued series, "solaris source code", today, /bin/true]
3590     ddev5:~$ cat /bin/true
3591     #!/usr/bin/sh
3592     # Copyright (c) 1984, 1986, 1987, 1988, 1989 AT&T
3593     # All Rights Reserved
3594    
3595     # THIS IS UNPUBLISHED PROPRIETARY SOURCE CODE OF AT&T
3596     # The copyright notice above does not evidence any
3597     # actual or intended publication of such source code.
3598    
3599     #ident "@(#)true.sh 1.6 93/01/11 SMI" /* SVr4.0 1.4 */
3600 root 1.432 ddev5:~$
3601 root 1.387 %
3602 root 1.249 22:07 <elmex> schmorp: naja, es beweist das das konzept von java nicht funktioniert
3603     22:07 <schmorp> elmex: welches konzept?
3604     22:07 <elmex> das "hack dir die beine ab, und lauf nen marathon"-konzept ;)
3605 root 1.387 %
3606 root 1.248 [Gtk2/Makefile.PL]
3607     # win32 does not allow unresolved symbols in libraries, but
3608     # Gtk2 uses on symbols in the dll created for Glib.
3609     # so, we have to break all this nice abstraction and encapsulation
3610     # and find the actual Glib.dll and Glib.lib installed by perl when
3611     # the Glib module was built, and add it to the list of lib files.
3612     #
3613     # say it with me: "i hate win32."
3614 root 1.387 %
3615 root 1.388 Immerhin meint die Filmförderungsanstalt, im Jahr 2002 seien 59
3616 root 1.247 Millionen CD-Rohlinge von 5,9 Millionen Nutzern mit Filmen bespielt
3617     worden, im Durchschnitt also zwo:lf Rohlinge pro Anwender.
3618     -- <http://www.heise.de/newsticker/data/see-08.04.03-000/>
3619 root 1.387 %
3620 root 1.246 http://otierney.net/images/perl6.gif
3621 root 1.387 %
3622 root 1.245 [http://www.kinderschaender.de/begriff.htm]
3623 root 1.388 Das einzige, was die Seite wirklich gezeigt hat, ist, daß es kaum Menschen
3624     gibt, die weiter denken als ein Schwein scheißt.
3625 root 1.387 %
3626 root 1.244 http://www.paulgraham.com/fix.html
3627     [I'd say ALL the essays on http://www.paulgraham.com/articles.html
3628     are readable, and in most cases I wholeheartedly agree with them.]
3629 root 1.387 %
3630 root 1.243 http://www.theregister.co.uk/security/security_report_windows_vs_linux/
3631 root 1.387 %
3632 root 1.243 [From: CRYPTO-GRAM]
3633     Bill Gates points out that all those IE security holes have not been
3634     Microsoft's fault. (The first step towards recovery is recognizing
3635     that you have a problem.)
3636     <http://slashdot.org/articles/04/10/15/015239.shtml?tid=109&tid=1>
3637 root 1.387 %
3638 root 1.242 [top output on redhat9, with one real-time priority process]
3639     PID USER PRI NI SIZE RSS SHARE STAT %CPU %MEM TIME CPU COMMAND
3640 root 1.247 25788 root 18446744073709551565 0 10076 9.8M 2816 S 0.9 1.9 0:01
3641 root 1.242 26064 root 21 0 1508 1508 1184 S 0.3 0.2 0:00 0 curl
3642    
3643     [I am continually amazed at how redhat is able to break utilities that worked
3644     and work on other distributions without flaws again and again and again...]
3645 root 1.387 %
3646 root 1.241 That depends. There is C++ and there is C++. There are many different
3647     sorts of C++, I'll talk about 2 of them:
3648    
3649     Category 1 code is 'C with classes and on-the-fly variable
3650     declarations'. It uses macros, bad encapsulation, no const-correctness,
3651     etc. Category 1 code tends to either use object oriented programing
3652     exclusively, or use it combined with procedural programming. Other
3653     programming paradigms are extremely rare. It often uses non-portable hacks
3654     because Standard-knowledge is scarce among category 1 coders. Category 1
3655     code is seen mostly in Flipcode and Gamedev.net articles and forums. Also
3656     it is seen in almost every API ever developed by Microsoft. A slightly
3657     less bad version of category 1 code is seen in libraries that call
3658     themselves "high-quality C++ libraries" but that don't even use a single
3659     namespace and rely heavily on macros and other unsafe preprocessing
3660     techniques where this is totally unnecessary. Most of those libraries are
3661     that way because they were started before the 1998 C++ Standard's stuff
3662     got implemented in main-stream compilers.
3663    
3664     Category 2 code is what I'd like to see as the meaning of the term
3665     "C++ code". It is Standard-compliant, uses multiple programming
3666     paradigms and is pushing the language to the max (and beyond ;) to
3667     create easy to use, efficient, highly-reusable and easy to extend
3668     programs/libraries/modules/etc. Unfortunately, category 2 code is
3669     hard to write when you have to work with incompetent compilers like
3670     MSVC6/7. Category 2 code is mostly seen in:
3671 root 1.387 %
3672 root 1.240 [On "Main Loop with Fixed Time Steps", a Windows programmer commented:]
3673 root 1.239
3674     Just to point out, With a tick being a maximum of FFFFFFFFh, you *only*
3675     have about 49 days of tick time since the system has started! Though I
3676     doubt any game or even system runs for that long.
3677 root 1.387 %
3678 root 1.238 [http://www.paulgraham.com/popular.html]
3679     "The best writing is rewriting," wrote E. B. White. Every good writer
3680     knows this, and it's true for software too.
3681 root 1.387 %
3682 root 1.237 > think it needs the Ultimate Refactor..."rm -rf programs/Xserver/GL"
3683    
3684     ... and I was told "rm -rf" means "read mail, really fast!"
3685     ;)
3686 root 1.387 %
3687 root 1.235 [this is not a blogggggg]
3688     One fine day, I removed the "video=matrox:off" from my kernel commandline,
3689     having removed the matrox card from my machine months ago. Promptly, the
3690     proprietary nvidia driver greeted me with:
3691    
3692     NVIDIA: Failed to map framebuffer memors
3693    
3694 root 1.236 Adding the video option back made it work again. No, I do not have any
3695     framebuffer devices compiled into the kernel, either...
3696 root 1.387 %
3697 root 1.234 [taken out of a public mail by a journalist... I have never seen anybody
3698     using so many abbreviations...]
3699    
3700     Hi Volker -
3701    
3702     alles klar ..!? Bin mit dem Buch i. Stretch .. Lektorat / Korrektorat
3703 root 1.388 Architekturbuch ... wie üblich, kennst das ja wahrsch. auch ... alles zu
3704     spät ...
3705 root 1.234
3706     Dann gehts direktemang in die Ferien (2 Wochen Gomera ab komm. SA ...)
3707    
3708     Ja, und dann find ich doch Volker ganz Massiv im Briefkasten a. SA ..
3709    
3710 root 1.388 schönes Foto von dir ... 1 Seite .. 2 seiten Interview, m. Fortsetzung im
3711     nächsten Heft ..!!! (äusserst rar b. nem Interview ...)
3712 root 1.234
3713 root 1.388 herzliche Grüsse
3714 root 1.234
3715     tom
3716 root 1.247
3717 root 1.234 PS: Mein Wissenschtf.Kollege und Filmemacher ist der Meinung, dass das Thema
3718 root 1.388 'Copyrights, Commons, Freedom' etc ...spannend wäre, aber schlecht fürs TV
3719 root 1.234 ... Du kannst prakt. nichts mehr themat. Anspruchsvolles machen ... auch b.
3720 root 1.388 Arte war irgend nen Problem (fällt mir auf d. Schnelle nicht mehr ein ...
3721 root 1.234 schon ein paar Wochen her ...)
3722 root 1.387 %
3723 root 1.233 From: William Lee Irwin III <wli@holomorphy.com>
3724     Subject: Re: silent semantic changes with reiser4
3725     Message-ID: <20040826183838.GE2793@holomorphy.com>
3726    
3727     On Thu, Aug 26, 2004 at 02:02:29AM -0700, Hans Reiser wrote:
3728 root 1.247 > How old are you? I thought you were the guy at Linux Tag with fashion
3729     > oriented hair who gave a talk on his XFS work? Did I confuse you with
3730 root 1.233 > someone else?
3731    
3732     Index: mm1-2.6.9-rc1/CREDITS
3733     ===================================================================
3734     --- mm1-2.6.9-rc1.orig/CREDITS 2004-08-26 10:37:57.424567967 -0700
3735     +++ mm1-2.6.9-rc1/CREDITS 2004-08-26 11:35:24.977260109 -0700
3736     @@ -2677,6 +2677,14 @@
3737     S: 79098 Freiburg
3738     S: Germany
3739    
3740     +N: Hans Reiser
3741     +E: reiser@namesys.com
3742     +W: http://www.namesys.com/
3743     +D: official Linux kernel hairstyle critic
3744     +S: 6979 Exeter Dr
3745     +S: Oakland, CA 94611
3746     +S: USA
3747     +
3748     N: Joerg Reuter
3749     E: jreuter@yaina.de
3750     W: http://yaina.de/jreuter/
3751 root 1.387 %
3752 root 1.232 Partial lynx-output for mail sent by "T-Online Vertragsbrief":
3753     [poeppel_magenta.gif]
3754 root 1.387 %
3755 root 1.231 [http://www.dark-skies.org/theproblems.html#security]
3756     Better ligthing does not affect crime rates
3757 root 1.387 %
3758 root 1.230 [http://www.immunitysec.com/downloads/tc0.pdf]
3759     Label: "Difficulty of owning Windows vs. Difficulty to make this graph"
3760 root 1.387 %
3761 root 1.229 [rxvt-unicode (mine! :) vs. gnome-terminal :)]
3762     [http://bugs.gnome.org/show_bug.cgi?id=137864]
3763     [...]
3764     Upgrading to major: the first person to fix this (fix = performance is
3765     within a factor of 2 of rxvt-unicode for all four of the tests here) gets
3766     $50 from me, or an expensive dinner + all the beer they can handle if they
3767     ever visit Sydney, Australia ;)
3768     [...]
3769     Tagging this critical+urgent. How dare I, you ask? Doubling the reward -
3770     $100 if this is fixed (see above) before September 1, 2004. $0 after that
3771     (and I'll return it to a normal bug ;) If anyone else wants to contribute
3772     to whoever ends up fixing this, please join in..
3773 root 1.387 %
3774 root 1.228 [SSK@goHdpeHC2XTrpDXZIbgvdJMz5XsPAgM%2ced-XX1sNy0yR7p%7eQMmjeAA/Treibholz/1//Texte/0,1518,druck-301268,00.html]
3775     [SSK@goHdpeHC2XTrpDXZIbgvdJMz5XsPAgM%2ced-XX1sNy0yR7p%7eQMmjeAA/Treibholz/1//Texte/0,1518,druck-301538,00.html]
3776     Dass die Flimmerkiste ein beliebiges "Nullmedium" sei, beklagen
3777     Kulturkritiker von jeher. Doch nun zeigt selbst ein unvoreingenommener
3778     Blick aufs TV-Programm: Die Quote ist heilig, das Niveau sinkt auf breiter
3779     Front - auch bei ARD und ZDF. Verdummt die Na
3780 root 1.387 %
3781 root 1.226 [SSK@goHdpeHC2XTrpDXZIbgvdJMz5XsPAgM,ed-XX1sNy0yR7p~QMmjeAA/Treibholz/1//Texte/brainleak%202004-03-02.html]
3782 root 1.227 [...] Tech savvy people will be inclining towards clicking the cancel
3783     button by default whenever they are presented a question which they don't
3784     fully understand, or didn't expect to see. Regular computer users will
3785     be inclined to press the Ok button instead, because they fear that by
3786     clicking cancel they might be causing something they don't understand not
3787     to work, something that they probably won't be able to fix afterwards
3788     anyway. If a geek fucks up somehow, he'll know what to do to fix it
3789     anyway, so there's no harm done clicking cancel. [...]
3790 root 1.387 %
3791 root 1.223 [http://www.sensesofcinema.com/contents/00/10/marienbad.html]
3792     I once had a postmodern intertextual moment at a drugstore bookrack when I
3793 root 1.224 picked up a paperback with the following title: Bram Stoker's Dracula:
3794 root 1.223 A Novelization Based on the Original Screenplay.
3795 root 1.387 %
3796 root 1.222 [bts show 215647]
3797     [yes, the whole thing]
3798 root 1.387 %
3799 root 1.221 [bts show 254316]
3800 root 1.247 > > The problem is not in luit, it's not in XTerm, it's not even in termcap;
3801     > > it's in the morass of complexity that some mindless jerk who'll be first
3802     > > against the wall when the revolution comes standardised as ISO 2022.
3803 root 1.221 >
3804     > ( google suggests 2022 has many fans ;-)
3805    
3806     We'll use a larger wall.
3807 root 1.387 %
3808 root 1.220 [Maedhros35 about "Clockwork Orange" on IMDB]
3809     This is a movie I would not recommend even to my worst enemy. It is a
3810     horrible picture, containing too much random violence and rape committed
3811     by four no-goods in white pyjamas, than is good for anyone too watch.
3812    
3813     The only fun moment is when the main character, being brainwashed into a
3814     non-violent state of mind, is being bashed by his former friends.
3815    
3816     There may be some "hidden message" in this movie about society and blah,
3817     but the message (not too well brought) is completely drowned.
3818    
3819     It is not even a waste of your time, it is worse than that. Avoid at all
3820     cost.
3821     ["too much violence" but "the only fun moment".... What the...!?]
3822 root 1.387 %
3823 root 1.219 When searching on google for:
3824    
3825 root 1.225 kakerlake schabe made
3826 root 1.219
3827     Google asked me wether I instead wanted to look for:
3828    
3829 root 1.225 kakerlake _schwabe_ made
3830 root 1.387 %
3831 root 1.218 What we learned this week;
3832     "Hell is a bad place to be and renders with 8-12fps"
3833 root 1.387 %
3834 root 1.216 "Britain is one of only three countries in the world (the others are
3835     Germany and Egypt) enduring stricter censorship today than 25years ago"
3836 root 1.387 %
3837 root 1.215 [translated]
3838     23:07 <schmorp> libtool is soo broken
3839     23:07 <schmorp> ./libtool gcc-3.4 ...
3840     23:07 <schmorp> libtool: compile: unable to infer tagged configuration
3841     23:07 <schmorp> libtool: compile: specify a tag with `--tag'
3842     23:07 <schmorp> ...
3843     23:07 <schmorp> libtool --tag=ulubulu
3844     23:07 <schmorp> libtool: ignoring unknown tag ulubulu
3845     23:07 <schmorp> and it works
3846 root 1.387 %
3847 root 1.214 History does not repeat itself. Historians repeat each other.
3848     -- Lord Balfour
3849 root 1.387 %
3850 root 1.213 The whole of Mozilla is just one big focus bug.
3851 root 1.387 %
3852 root 1.212 <Beerman> When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then
3853     I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked
3854     him to forgive me.
3855 root 1.387 %
3856 root 1.211 [slashdot]
3857     > there are currently no active, reliable ways to obtain the program listings for New Zealand television
3858    
3859     I have been to NZ. You have no television.
3860 root 1.387 %
3861 root 1.210 [IMDB user about "What?" by Roman Polanski]
3862     "What?" fills the gap for those who get a kick out of 70's porn plots, but
3863     get bored during the sex scenes.
3864 root 1.387 %
3865 root 1.209 I say to you that the VCR is to the ... American public as the Boston
3866     strangler is to the woman home alone.
3867     - Jack Valenti (CEO, MPAA)
3868 root 1.387 %
3869 root 1.208 [Bruce Schneier]
3870     SP2 is an important security upgrade to Windows XP, and I hope it is
3871     widely installed among licensed XP users. I also hope it is quickly
3872     pirated, so unlicensed XP users can also install it. In order for me
3873     to remain secure on the Internet, I need everyone to become more
3874     secure. And the more people who install SP2, the more we all benefit.
3875 root 1.387 %
3876 root 1.207 [From Paul Eggert]
3877     [...] Worse, HP-UX asctime rejects any tm_year that is negative; this
3878     violates the C standard, but HP won't take my bug reports since I'm not a
3879     HP-UX customer. [...]
3880 root 1.387 %
3881 root 1.206 >>>Just curious, If I recall correctly, didn't Forth used to be FORTH?
3882     >>
3883     >>Since FORTH is not an acronym (the way BASIC, LISP, FORTRAN and C are)
3884     >>but a (deliberate) misspelling of "fourth", when it became possible to
3885     >>use LC the fashion became to do so. My book, "Scientific FORTH" (1992)
3886     >>spelled it in UC.
3887 root 1.247 >
3888     >
3889 root 1.206 > BASIC, LISP and FORTRAN are acronyms. C isn't.
3890    
3891     C isn't all caps, just the initial letter.
3892 root 1.387 %
3893 root 1.205 [comp.lang.c]
3894     > According to The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language
3895    
3896     I'm sorry, but that's like quoting Bjarne Stroustrup on correct ISO C
3897     usage.
3898    
3899     Richard
3900 root 1.387 %
3901 root 1.204 I remember Elwyn Berlekamp describing what goes on at computer go
3902     tournaments (where computer programs play go against each other) - unlike
3903     at computer chess tournaments where the programs far surpass their
3904     creators, at go tournaments the creators sit there and look at a game in
3905     play and say things to each other like, "Gosh, I wonder if my program will
3906     repair that weakness before your program notices it."
3907 root 1.387 %
3908 root 1.203 21:40 <oesi> sansho: du bist kindisch. :)
3909     21:40 <sansho> oesi: das hab ich mir von dir abgeguckt
3910 root 1.387 %
3911 root 1.202 MarkD [-]: The trouble with political jokes is that some of them get elected
3912 root 1.387 %
3913 root 1.201 A coherent understanding of Philosophy will convince you that you are
3914     competent to understand the universe and achieve the human values that
3915     make life meaningful. You will know when you know something and when you
3916     don't, when you understand something and when you don't, and why. You
3917     will also realize why morality and ethics are too important to be left to
3918     anyone but yourself. You will learn that there are no shortcuts to truth,
3919     no authorities you can follow blindly, and perhaps most important, that
3920     nothing at all exists except reality. In sum, you will know what human
3921     existence means and implies.
3922    
3923     [Introduction to Philosophy, Joel Katz]
3924 root 1.387 %
3925 root 1.201 > > Casts from void* are necessary in C++, not in C.
3926     >
3927     > I am aware... I'm fishing for more info! Perhaps if I reposted again and
3928     > said you were wrong I'll get more...
3929     >
3930     > You're WRONG!
3931    
3932 root 1.388 void* is implicitly converted to the destination pointer type (C99 §6.3.2.3
3933     and §7.20.3.1).
3934 root 1.387 %
3935 root 1.200 From: Allin Cottrell <cottrell@wfu.edu>
3936     In the DOS days, I had a scattering of students who really
3937     knew about computers. In the XP days, I have none.
3938 root 1.387 %
3939 root 1.199 [another variation, more useful]
3940     A. It should be obvious.
3941     Q. How is it hard?
3942     A. Because it makes it hard to follow conversations.
3943     Q. Why is top-posting bad?
3944 root 1.387 %
3945 root 1.198 [windows is a good place to learn programming]
3946     Subject: Linux c prog doesn't work on Sun Solaris Machine....?
3947    
3948     Compiled using g++ on linux and then I tried to execute it on Solaris.
3949     The error message was something like "can't execute a.out"
3950    
3951     - works ok on linux
3952     - ran chmod so Sun user has execute/read/etc permissions. chmod u=rwx
3953    
3954     Any clues why?
3955     I am new to the non windows world.
3956    
3957     Thanks
3958 root 1.387 %
3959 root 1.197 [comp.lang.c]
3960     > I want to write some data on the EEPROM of a PIC 16F877 microcontroller via
3961     > serial port rs232. What library can I use with a gcc compiler to perform
3962     > this ?
3963    
3964     This is not a C question. Please try asking again in comp.arch.embedded where
3965     we will advise you to use an 8051, AVR, or MSP430 instead of the PIC.
3966 root 1.387 %
3967 root 1.196 [comp.std.c]
3968     In message <c4k0mj$fmp$1@sunnews.cern.ch>
3969     Dan.Pop@cern.ch (Dan Pop) wrote:
3970    
3971     > In <nfa0k1-03l.ln1@jones.homeip.net> lawrence.jones@ugsplm.com writes:
3972 root 1.247 >
3973     > >The text of the standard only yields one reasonable interpretation.
3974     >
3975 root 1.196 > Yup, mine!
3976 root 1.387 %
3977 root 1.195 [links-2.1pre13 ChangeLog]
3978     Thu Oct 9 16:44:10 GMT 2003 mikulas:
3979    
3980     Do not print 1000l on FreeBSD console on exit
3981 root 1.387 %
3982 root 1.194 [an old question, revisited]
3983     http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/
3984 root 1.387 %
3985 root 1.194 [comp.lang.c]
3986 root 1.247 > can any one translate the following codes into c++ codes,
3987 root 1.194
3988     This is comp.lang.c. We do C, not C++. We do not translate C into
3989     obfuscated languages. The good news is that your code already _is_ C++.
3990 root 1.387 %
3991 root 1.194 [comp.lang.c]
3992     I didn't say he was incorrect. I said he was an idiot.
3993 root 1.387 %
3994 root 1.193 according to babelfish "glibber" in german means "more glibber" in english :-)
3995 root 1.387 %
3996 root 1.192 [Debian Bug #163625 features one of my favourite bug report subjects:]
3997     Installing additional mozilla Debian packages
3998 root 1.247 deletes additionally installed mozilla packages
3999 root 1.387 %
4000 root 1.388 [Aus einer Werbung für dne "Windows-Berater". Es ist erschreckend, zeigt
4001     aber, das manche Maßnahmen von Microsoft völlig irreführenderweise als
4002     Sicherheitsmaßnahme verstanden und dargestellt werden. Ich frage mich, wie
4003 root 1.190 DRM in Zukunft aufgenommen und beworben werden wird...]
4004    
4005 root 1.388 "Kaum angekündigt, schon ist der Registrierungsschutz geknackt"
4006 root 1.190
4007 root 1.388 Das neue Windows XP lässt sich nur mit einem besonderen Registrierungscode
4008 root 1.190 dauerhaft betreiben. Besorgt sich der Anwender diese Lizenz nicht,
4009     wird das System gesperrt. Damit sollen Raubkopien und unerlaubte
4010     Mehrfachnutzung verhindert werden. Kaum vorgestellt, knacken Hacker
4011 root 1.388 diese Verschlüsselung schon. Checklisten zeigen Ihnen, wie dieser Klau
4012     abläuft. Damit Sie sich und Ihr System vor ungebetenen Zugriffen und Viren
4013     schützen können.
4014 root 1.387 %
4015 root 1.189 [Reiner Gamma]
4016     http://www.geocities.com/kc5lei/SWIRL2001.htm
4017 root 1.387 %
4018 root 1.188 >> Asshole keep you shit out of alt.binaries.games.adult until you read
4019     [...]
4020 root 1.187 >Dude, thisi is not "alt.binaries.games.adult".
4021 root 1.188 [...]
4022 root 1.187 Yes, it is. Or, it was, till your post cut the crosspost. It was
4023     crossposted to several groups and the person you're replying to will
4024     never get your message.
4025 root 1.387 %
4026 root 1.186 [http://www.jankratochvil.net/project/captive/doc/Details.html.pl]
4027     As this project will always run unknown binary code of proprietary W32
4028     filesystem drivers, the code can never be trusted.
4029 root 1.387 %
4030 root 1.185 [http://www.hello-penguin.com/gtm-perl/doc/Perl.html]
4031     (look at the BUGS section... very funny to read, btw., it's
4032     a sourceforge project called GT.M).
4033 root 1.387 %
4034 root 1.184 bigger things. We\\\\\\\'d be using C + asm and Hax
4035     01:15 <Sesse> we all the backslashes?
4036     01:15 <schmorp> no idea, i have these in some of my descriptions, too
4037     01:15 <schmorp> it seems that sourceofrge does " -> \" on every deascription change
4038     01:15 <Sesse> sounds like php
4039     01:15 <schmorp> i guess it's written in php
4040     01:15 <schmorp> *g*
4041     01:15 <Sesse> :-D
4042 root 1.387 %
4043 root 1.183 http://www.muppetlabs.com/~breadbox/software/tiny/
4044     [...] At the beginning I didn't expect that I would actually succeed,
4045     since I thought I would need almost half of that just for the headers. I
4046     think my first cut was 458 bytes in size. I was quite pleased with myself
4047     when I trimmed that down to less than 300 bytes, ecstatic when I finally
4048     reached the 255-byte goal, and downright triumphant when I later got it to
4049     work in 238 bytes. By the time I had a 198-byte version, I was just plain
4050     dumbfounded. It's now at 171 bytes. [...]
4051 root 1.387 %
4052 root 1.182 [http://www.mindspring.com/~kimall/Japanese/polite.html]
4053     [...] Americans didn't invent English (although the Brits will happily
4054     disown our mangled version of it! :-) ) [...]
4055 root 1.387 %
4056 root 1.181 [Eugene Spafford]
4057     During the heights of some of the recent viruses, I was discarding 30Mb of
4058     email per day -- all of it viruses. And I should point out -- viruses for
4059     Windows. There have been something like 100,000 viruses for MS operating
4060     systems, only about 50 for the Mac, and about 3 for commercial Unix
4061     systems. That difference isn't because of a difference in the prevalence
4062     of the machines -- there are basic architectural differences.
4063 root 1.387 %
4064 root 1.180 [http://MarginalHacks.com/]
4065     If you can't vi it, it sucks.
4066 root 1.387 %
4067 root 1.180 [from the somewhat outdated xterm-faq]
4068     GNOME TERMINAL
4069     [...]
4070     The documentation is fragmentary (with a comment suggesting that the
4071     author does not know where to find relevant information), and the program
4072     fares badly with vttest. [...] But it suffices for vi.
4073     [.. later]
4074     There is a variation of xvt (ancestor of rxvt) originally known as kvt
4075     bundled with KDE which may be referred to as "kterm", but I do not find it
4076     interesting, other than to comment that it was a poor choice of name.
4077 root 1.387 %
4078 root 1.179 [I *love* X programs]
4079     [xc/programs/xprop/xprop.c]
4080     /*
4081 root 1.247 * blip: a debugging routine. Prints Blip! on stderr with flushing.
4082 root 1.179 */
4083     void blip()
4084 root 1.247 {
4085 root 1.179 fflush(stdout);
4086     fprintf(stderr, "blip!\n");
4087     fflush(stderr);
4088 root 1.247 }
4089 root 1.387 %
4090 root 1.178 [pavel machek commenting on a proposed patch]
4091     + int alternative_order = 999;
4092    
4093     Why not 666? :-).
4094 root 1.387 %
4095 root 1.178 [yosh on gimp-developer]
4096     It's also better to research your suggestions a little, so that they don't
4097     sound completely out there, thereby reinforcing the viewpoint that Windows
4098     users are clueless.
4099 root 1.387 %
4100 root 1.177 [modularity makes unix systems more secure]
4101     http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/55/36029.html
4102 root 1.387 %
4103 root 1.176 [beware german translations]
4104     dpkg: Warnung - ignoriere Kollision, kann sowieso weitermachen!
4105 root 1.387 %
4106 root 1.175 [http://www.cypherspace.org/adam/hacks/lotus-nsa-key.html, look around there]
4107     NSA's Backdoor Key from Lotus-Notes
4108 root 1.387 %
4109 root 1.174 The word "ampersand" is an alteration of the phrase "et, per se and" (that
4110     is: "et by itself [means] and"), which became corrupted to "and, per se
4111     and", and finally, ampersand.
4112 root 1.387 %
4113 root 1.173 [xc/lib/X11/lcUTF8.c]
4114     [...] We distinguish three classes of clients: [1st] [...] [2nd] Clients
4115     which accept CompoundText with multiple character sets and parse it
4116     themselves. (Example: emacs, xemacs.) [3rd] [...] In a distant future,
4117     when clients of the first and second kind will have disappeared, [...]
4118 root 1.387 %
4119 root 1.171 [linux-2.6/drivers/md/Kconfig]
4120     WARNING: RAID-6 is currently highly experimental. If you
4121     use it, there is no guarantee whatsoever that it won't
4122     destroy your data, eat your disk drives, insult your mother,
4123     or re-appoint George W. Bush.
4124 root 1.387 %
4125 root 1.170 [http://www.herodios.com/herron_tc/atsign.html]
4126     Many Finnish terms for @ are connected with cats. Not content with naming
4127     the sign for what it looks like, Finnish names it for what it looks like
4128     sounds like. In addition to "kissanhnta [cat's tail], "miau," "miumau,"
4129     and "miuku" are all "miau merkki" [meow marks] in Finnish. Other terms
4130     from Finnish include "apinanhanta" [a monkey's tail], or "hiirenhanta"
4131     [mouse's tail]. Some "computer people" use the English word "at."
4132 root 1.387 %
4133 root 1.247 17:07 <oesi> schmorp: mal ein guter kommentar auf heise zum thema "Bill tourt durch
4134 root 1.388 die USA und kündigt innovative neuentwicklungen an"
4135     17:08 <oesi> Kommentar war: "was hat er angekündigt: drive-letter in unicode?"
4136 root 1.387 %
4137 root 1.168 [Ken Lunde about his copy of KS C 5657-1991:]
4138     Here's another interesting note. My official copy of this
4139     standard has all of its 2,856 hanja hand-written.
4140 root 1.387 %
4141 root 1.172 [cvs, while checking in changes to uunet's radiusd]
4142 root 1.168 confused about file platform.h -- ignoring
4143 root 1.387 %
4144 root 1.167 [http://yro.slashdot.org/yro/04/02/24/1011245.shtml]
4145 root 1.247 And most likely, the FBI didn't tell the hosting company exactly what it
4146     is they wanted. When the Feds come in with a search warrant, they don't
4147     ask for your help. They say, "stand aside" and commence
4148 root 1.167 %
4149 root 1.166 http://www.bash.org/?178890
4150 root 1.387 %
4151 root 1.165 [http://www.bash.org/?75016]
4152     <ig3l|Guel> If Osama B. isn't in Afghanistan, and if he isn't dead, we believe he is in another country" - US army General
4153 root 1.387 %
4154 root 1.247 00:56 <oesi> ulpfr: ich schrieb mal einen kompletten mailer in emacs, weil mir rmail
4155     nicht gefallen hat. man wird aelter und reifer und droppt dann emacs
4156 root 1.164 einfach :)
4157     00:56 <ulpfr> Weichei
4158 root 1.387 %
4159 root 1.163 [spca50x.sourceforge.net]
4160     /*
4161     * Function compares two strings.
4162 root 1.247 * Return offset in pussy where prick ends if "prick" may penetrate
4163 root 1.163 * int "pussy" like prick into pussy, -1 otherwise.
4164     */
4165     static inline int match(const char* prick, const char* pussy, int len2)
4166     {
4167     int len1 = strlen(prick); //length of male string
4168     [...]
4169 root 1.387 %
4170 root 1.163 http://www.leckse.net/profilieren/chat
4171 root 1.387 %
4172 root 1.388 rohw, schleymig und formlos Fleisch wie di Schleuch eines Tündenfischs
4173 root 1.387 %
4174 root 1.162 [rxvt-*/src/init.[cC]]
4175     /* grab colors before netscape does */
4176     Get_Colours ();
4177 root 1.387 %
4178 root 1.388 [oesi über apache-2.0]
4179 root 1.160 03:10 <oesi> ist mir egal, ich fahre alle 24h den apache runter...
4180     03:10 <oesi> ich fahre praktisch das 1.3er config-file. das gibt sicherheit :)
4181     03:11 <oesi> ich kann apache nicht stoppen.
4182     03:11 <oesi> apachectl stop
4183     03:11 <oesi> Syntax error on line 1222 of /usr/websys/conf/httpd.conf:
4184     03:11 <oesi> Expected </Perl>> but saw </Perl>
4185     03:12 <oesi> wie konnte ich den starten?
4186     03:12 <schmorp> *rofl*
4187 root 1.161 [...]
4188     03:29 <oesi> es ist kein scherz. wirklich:
4189     03:29 <oesi> asp:/usr/websys/conf# apachectl sslstart
4190     03:29 <oesi> asp:/usr/websys/conf# apachectl stop
4191     03:29 <oesi> Syntax error on line 1222 of /usr/websys/conf/httpd.conf:
4192     03:29 <oesi> Expected </Perl>> but saw </Perl>
4193 root 1.387 %
4194 root 1.159 [http://www.jmarshall.com/tools/cgiproxy/]
4195     [...] Here's a demo (username "free", password "speech") [...]
4196 root 1.387 %
4197 root 1.158 [rxvt/src/screen.C]
4198     #ifdef DEBUG_STRICT
4199 root 1.247 assert(screen.cur.row >= 0);
4200 root 1.158 #else /* drive with your eyes closed */
4201     MAX_IT(screen.cur.row, 0);
4202     #endif
4203 root 1.387 %
4204 root 1.157 [http://www.mine-control.com/zack/timesync/timesync.html]
4205     [...] Also, anecdotal evidence from network programmers suggests that the
4206     UDP implementation under Win32 is unstable and overly-unreliable. [...]
4207 root 1.387 %
4208 root 1.156 > > Ceterum censeo | PGP encrypted mail preferred.
4209     > > Redmond esse delendam. | PGP Key at www.MPA-Garching.MPG.de/~nog/
4210     >
4211     > Willkomme im Club .... :-)))
4212    
4213     Danke - ich bin schon lange dabei... ;-)
4214     --
4215     OpenVMS @ 25 | Martin Vorlaender | VMS & WNT programmer
4216 root 1.387 %
4217 root 1.388 Um die Jahrhundertwende erfand ein Mann namens Friedolin Tär einen
4218     IQ-Test, der die Gesamtpersönlichkeit sehr stark miteinbezog.
4219     Charakterstärke, Grosszügigkeit, flexibles Denken etc. wurden also
4220     mitbewertet. Die Skala mit der Maßeinheit "Tär" wies ein großes Spektrum
4221     auf. Ärzte, Wissenschaftler erreichen IQ's im Megatär-Bereich. Der
4222     Durchschnittsmensch weist einige Kilotär auf. Nach unten gibt es Dezitär,
4223     Centitär... und schießlich Mil(l)itär...
4224 root 1.387 %
4225 root 1.154 http://senseis.xmp.net/?GetStrongAtGote
4226     http://users.skynet.be/rexburton/ritchie.htm
4227 root 1.387 %
4228 root 1.153 Subject: [Swsusp-devel] 2.6.1: It could go faster if I didn't have egg on my face.
4229 root 1.387 %
4230 root 1.153 "It's not Hollywood. War is real, war is primarily not about defeat or
4231     victory, it is about death. I've seen thousands and thousands of dead
4232     bodies. Do you think I want to have an academic debate on this subject?"
4233     -- Robert Fisk
4234 root 1.387 %
4235 root 1.151 [the satellite death spiral: why spacecraft are unnecessarily expensive]
4236     http://www.dynacon.ca/pdf/files/newspdf_63.pdf
4237 root 1.152 [see also the small satellites homepage]
4238     http://centaur.sstl.co.uk/SSHP/
4239 root 1.387 %
4240 root 1.150 [http://home.wanadoo.nl/ipce/library_two/files/lec_lev.htm]
4241     "Anthropologists concur that America is an exceedingly 'low-touch,'
4242     high-violence culture"
4243     [...]
4244     "[...] Republican members of the House of Representatives called for the
4245     resignation of Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders, whose transgression was to
4246     suggest, in response to a question following a speech to sex educators,
4247     that masturbation was an appropriate subject for classroom discussion.
4248     This remark, according to one congressman, was part of a social movement
4249     that was "killing the moral fiber of America" and just one symptom of
4250     a decline also manifested in reckless driving, an indecisive military
4251     policy-dubbed "mission creep," and homosexuals in the Boy Scouts." [...]
4252    
4253     Masturbation is an absolute taboo in the US. Many adults still think that
4254     they are the only ones who do such dirty things.
4255 root 1.387 %
4256 root 1.150 From: <[...]@aol.com>
4257     Subject: Re: [...]
4258    
4259     Marc wrote on 1/7/2004, 6:57 AM:
4260    
4261     > Congrats. No kidding, you are the first person @aol that ever sent me a
4262     > sensible mail. I was planning to reject mail from aol.com right away
4263     > since (in the last 8 years at least), nothing good came from there, but you
4264     > saved it :)
4265    
4266     Yeah, I get that a lot, but you've got to know that .aol.com email
4267     addresses are also used by the people who work for AOL (cough, cough :).
4268     [...]
4269 root 1.387 %
4270 root 1.150 From: Alan Cox
4271     > The code to disable prefetch on Athlon is 300 bytes and hurts your PIV?
4272     > Really? I'll dig back through the code, but I recall it as adding or
4273     > deleting an entry in a table to enable prefetch. If it's affecting PIV the
4274     > code to use prefetch is seriously broken.
4275    
4276     Big time. Its over 300 bytes long because its embedded in each inline
4277     prefetch and it causes a branch misprediction almost every time. Amazing
4278     what you find when you actually measure stuff 8)
4279     [...]
4280 root 1.387 %
4281 root 1.150 http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/mmmgroup/e-oak.html
4282 root 1.387 %
4283 root 1.150 http://www.elonka.com/UnsolvedCodes.html
4284 root 1.387 %
4285 root 1.150 http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20030427&mode=classic
4286 root 1.387 %
4287 root 1.149 [FYI: java was officially announced in 1995, and certainly didn't exist
4288     even as a concept before 1991. It's interesting how many people nowadays
4289     claim to have decades of java experience]
4290     On Tue, Dec 16, 2003 at 11:11:54AM -0500, Robert Soros <robert@soros.ca> wrote:
4291     > I am extremely excited about your ideas to fix freenet and would be
4292     > willing to plug your code into fred (I have fourteen years java
4293     > programming experience.) Could you provide a link to your code? What
4294 root 1.387 %
4295 root 1.149 http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/mmmgroup/e-oak.html
4296 root 1.387 %
4297 root 1.149 http://www.elonka.com/UnsolvedCodes.html
4298 root 1.387 %
4299 root 1.149 http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20030427&mode=classic
4300 root 1.387 %
4301 root 1.147 [in a private discussion about some potential problem that would cause]
4302     [mail not to be delivered]
4303     > > On the other hand, I see the same in some mail from RMS.
4304 root 1.247 >
4305 root 1.147 > Well, just because rms does it does not mean... :)
4306    
4307     My point is that the FSF is unlikely to install something that
4308     bounces RMS's mail, at least, not for long.
4309 root 1.387 %
4310 root 1.147 On Wed, 6 Feb 2002, Piers Cawley wrote:
4311    
4312     > David Cantrell <david@cantrell.org.uk> writes:
4313     >
4314     > > On Tue, Feb 05, 2002 at 11:16:52AM -0500, Tommie M. Jones wrote:
4315     > >> Anyone know of any perl software that does resume parsing.
4316     > >
4317     > > I don't *think* anyone has implemented continuations in perl, so I fail
4318     > > to see how you can have resumes. Or are you trying to parse some other
4319     > > language which does support this?
4320     >
4321    
4322     Just because we share a language does not mean we understand each other.
4323    
4324     In America there are two meanings for resume. One being to continue the
4325     other the equivalent of what ya'll call a CV (I think though I've never
4326     heard the term before) In the second definition resume is pronounced with
4327     a short u. I think there is a "`" in the proper spelling of the word but
4328     since Americans are not use to using punctuation in their words (other
4329     than to show ownership and contractions) it is usually loss.
4330 root 1.387 %
4331 root 1.147 echo $package has manual pages available in source form.
4332     echo "However, you don't have nroff, so they're probably useless to you."
4333     --Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution
4334 root 1.387 %
4335 root 1.146 AFTER 30 years of "daylight saving" - moving the clocks forward in the
4336     spring and then back again in the autumn - there is still an Abolish
4337     Daylight Saving Committee in New South Wales, Australia.
4338    
4339     Added to the usual claims of such campaigns - for example, that the
4340     extra hour of daylight in the evening in summer fades the curtains - is
4341     a new one from ADSC spokeswoman Judith Hall, of Gunnedah, who told the
4342     Sydney Morning Herald: "No man has the right to choose the time of the
4343     rising and setting of the sun, only God."
4344    
4345     Reader John McCallum, who told us about this, is surprised Hall doesn't
4346     explain why God doesn't simply exercise this choice. When people insist
4347     on moving their clocks forward, He should just move the sunrise forward
4348     and thwart them that way.
4349 root 1.387 %
4350 root 1.146 [Defect Report #205 to ISO-C]
4351     There was a unanimous vote that the feature is ugly, and a good consensus
4352     that its incorporation into the standard at the 11th hour was an
4353     unfortunate decision.
4354 root 1.387 %
4355 root 1.247 02:23 <oesi> Breaking News: SCO stellt per Wahrsager Codeklau in HURD in einem Jahr
4356 root 1.146 fest ;)
4357 root 1.387 %
4358 root 1.146 [http://www.unicode.org/standard/WhatIsUnicode.html]
4359    
4360     Last updated: - Invalid Date
4361 root 1.387 %
4362 root 1.146 http://www.bash.org/?99060
4363 root 1.387 %
4364 root 1.145 [IZ-Buzzword-Bullshit-Bingo]
4365     http://www.l13.de/it/ibbb.html
4366 root 1.387 %
4367 root 1.144 Q: What is the state of the object after its lifetime has ended?
4368    
4369     A: As a well-known software guru[3] once put it, speaking about a
4370     similar code fragment and anthropomorphically referring to the
4371     local object as a "he":
4372    
4373     "He's not pining! He's passed on! This parrot is no more! He
4374     has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker!
4375     He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't
4376     nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies! His
4377     metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's
4378     kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down
4379     the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible! THIS IS AN
4380     EX-PARROT!"
4381    
4382     - Dr. M. Python, BMath, MASc, PhD (CompSci)
4383 root 1.387 %
4384 root 1.144 [ach du schande]
4385     "pflichtpfandfrei"
4386 root 1.387 %
4387 root 1.142 [a comment on the demonstrations against bush in london]
4388     The police will shoot you.
4389    
4390     OK, that's not strictly true. The CIA will shoot you. Then the police will
4391     arrest the CIA. Then American troops will invade.
4392    
4393 root 1.247 Just another average day in central London.
4394 root 1.387 %
4395 root 1.141 [this signature gave me a laugh...]
4396     [...]even better is if there is a system function that sends out an arp
4397     reply.
4398    
4399     pls. cc my email address
4400    
4401     tia
4402     pd
4403    
4404    
4405 root 1.247 --
4406 root 1.141 ^X^C
4407     q
4408     quit
4409     :q
4410     ^C
4411     end
4412     x
4413     exit
4414     ZZ
4415     ^D
4416     ?
4417     help
4418     shit
4419     .
4420 root 1.387 %
4421 root 1.140 * muppet also hates bloatus notes. it doesn't need vnc to make it slow.
4422 root 1.387 %
4423 root 1.140 [From the File::Spec manpage on catdir]
4424     Concatenate two or more directory names to form a complete path ending
4425     with a directory. But remove the trailing slash from the resulting string,
4426     because it doesn't look good, isn't necessary and confuses OS2. [...]
4427 root 1.387 %
4428 root 1.140 [I love it]
4429     http://www.swindonweb.com/life/lifemagi0.htm
4430     http://www.armin-grewe.com/holiday/wiltshire/swindon-roundabout.htm
4431 root 1.387 %
4432 root 1.139 "I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by."
4433     - Douglas Adams
4434 root 1.387 %
4435 root 1.138 Bill Gates is repeating the mantra that users are to blame for insecure
4436     PCs, in an interview with a Canadian newspaper. This refrain is familiar
4437     to the INQUIRER: Gates said more or less the same thing when he addressed
4438     an Assembly of CEOs in Berlin a few weeks ago.
4439    
4440 root 1.247 The chief software architect (CSA.'.) told IT Business that perfect code
4441     wasn't the answer to security problems, but firewalls and keeping the
4442     software up to date were more important. The problems that have occurred
4443     this year wouldn't have happened if firms and individuals had set up
4444     their software properly.
4445 root 1.138
4446     He also claims in the article that Microsoft has always had security
4447     patches out before the exploits happened. Developers were also to blame
4448     because they didn't understand the application program interfaces, Gates
4449     told the publication.
4450    
4451 root 1.247 And he also claimed that all forms of Unix and Linux have a greater
4452     number of vulnerabilities than Microsoft but don't spread as much because
4453     "they're not as dense" as Windows. Low volume software is hit by
4454     malicious people, high volume software, that is Windows, is hit by people
4455     who want visibility and glory.
4456 root 1.387 %
4457 root 1.137 [In the FAQ for a bootp client:]
4458    
4459     o You are using --server to point to a server which doesn't run a bootp server
4460    
4461     x Try not using it.
4462 root 1.387 %
4463 root 1.136 [http://www.politicalpulpit.com/Luke/LukeArchive0403.htm]
4464     The facts are simple: In Lynn, MA Principal of the Lynn English High
4465     School, Andrew Fila refused to allow teacher of English, Jeremy McKeen,
4466     to show the disputed film in his classes. McKeen had already submitted
4467     Moore's opus to his Department Head, Jane Balesta, for approval which she
4468     had given.
4469    
4470     Said Fila, "I just pulled it. This is not the time nor the place to be
4471     showing something like that. The producer (Moore) is also an anti war
4472     person as well."
4473 root 1.387 %
4474 root 1.136 [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0254686/]
4475 root 1.388 "Ich habe keine Gefühle, merken sie sich das, Walter. Und wenn ich welche
4476     habe, werden sie nie über meine Intelligenz siegen".
4477 root 1.387 %
4478 root 1.388 ["Was ist ein Kopierschutz überhaupt?"]
4479 root 1.135 [http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/politik/0,1518,270719,00.html]
4480 root 1.134
4481     Damit entspricht Windows der Definition eines illegalen Tools zur Umgehung
4482 root 1.388 des Kopierschutzes und müsste vom Markt genommen werden.
4483 root 1.135 [...]
4484 root 1.134 Das Bundesjustizministerium ist der Auffassung, dass die Frage nur durch
4485 root 1.388 ein Gericht zu klären sei. Das Programm "Windows" kenne man zu wenig.
4486 root 1.135 [...]
4487     Handelt es sich bei Windows also rechtlich um das Abwehren einer Straftat
4488     oder um das illegale Aushebeln eines Kopierschutzverfahrens?
4489 root 1.387 %
4490 root 1.134 http://www.nature.com/nsu/021209/021209-10.html#b1
4491 root 1.387 %
4492 root 1.132 [A document] Written to answer the often asked question about the requirements
4493     on the kernel to get a POSIX compliant thread implementation. And I don't
4494     mean an implementation like this horrible implementation from IBM.
4495     -- Ulrich Drepper
4496 root 1.387 %
4497 root 1.131 GCC generates truly horrible code when no optimization is enabled.
4498     -- Ulrich Drepper
4499 root 1.387 %
4500 root 1.131 Most programmers think that the programs they write are fairly well
4501     written and perform as good as possible. In most cases this is not
4502 root 1.133 correct. -- Ulrich Drepper
4503 root 1.387 %
4504 root 1.130 Even though I cannot accept the rejection of fair use rights by the film
4505     and music industry I cannot endorse piracy.
4506     -- Ulrich Drepper
4507 root 1.387 %
4508 root 1.130 Never say "PIC Code"!. This is duplication.
4509     -- Ulrich Drepper
4510 root 1.387 %
4511 root 1.129 [http://www.ffk.co.at/programme_ffksnetmanager.asp]
4512 root 1.388 Ping und Netsend laufen jetzt über die Windows API, daher schneller und
4513     zuverlässiger
4514 root 1.387 %
4515 root 1.129 [comment from linux/drivers/block/floppy.c]
4516     /*
4517     * 1999/08/13 -- Paul Slootman -- floppy stopped working on Alpha after 24
4518     * days, 6 hours, 32 minutes and 32 seconds (i.e. MAXINT jiffies; ints were
4519     * being used to store jiffies, which are unsigned longs).
4520     */
4521 root 1.387 %
4522 root 1.128 [Microsoft creates a problem and inspires an industry to work around it.
4523     Just Great. Also learn about Microsoft Logic(tm): DLL's save memory, so
4524     you need to use them. But please use your own private versions of all your
4525     dlls so that they aren't shared...]
4526     http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/en-us/dnsetup/html/dlldanger1.asp
4527 root 1.387 %
4528 root 1.128 [http://lorrie.cranor.org/pubs/drm03.html]
4529     Pirating Movies
4530    
4531     [...] The attackers aren't DVD owners making illegal copies and putting
4532     them on file sharing networks. The attackers are industry insiders making
4533     illegal copies long before the DVD is ever on the market.
4534 root 1.387 %
4535 root 1.128 [Look at the time scale...]
4536     http://www.networm.org/graphics/worm-progression.Sep03.pdf
4537 root 1.387 %
4538 root 1.127 [Just funny]
4539     http://www.zug.com/pranks/turnpike/
4540 root 1.387 %
4541 root 1.127 [http://www.wired.com/news/infostructure/0,1377,60391,00.html]
4542     The CEO of Symantec is advocating "legislation to criminalize the
4543     sharing of information and tools online that can be used by malicious
4544     hackers and virus writers." Doesn't he realize that most of his
4545     company's engineers would end up in jail?
4546 root 1.387 %
4547 root 1.126 [http://top40-charts.com/artist.php?aid=1145]
4548     Why is it you forgive Bush for saying "NO MATTER WHAT, I WILL GET OSAMA".
4549     and "NO MATTER WHAT, I WILL GET SADDAM". "I GUARANTEE THERE ARE WMD'S" etc
4550     etc. Yet now he could care less about them? Of course, Clinton lies about
4551     sex and that's a huge deal(not that i am justifying what Bubba did)
4552    
4553     Why is it when the marines stormed in, they protected the oil fields but
4554     left all the other resources of Iraq to be looted?
4555    
4556     Why is it that the White House doesn't want to release information on
4557     9/11, and only gave the investigation a $3 million budget?(it took $70
4558     million to find out Clinton got a BJ, and that's all they found out for
4559     $70 million!!). Meanwhile, even with a pathetic budget, the WH stonewalls
4560     the investigating committee. It's not enough for the WH to just underfund
4561     them, theyve got to make sure they can't get to any usefull information in
4562     the first place!
4563 root 1.387 %
4564 root 1.247 Buying a Unix machine guarantees you a descent into Hell. It starts when
4565     you plug the computer in and it won't boot. Yes, they really did sell you
4566     a $10,000 computer with an unformatted disk drive.
4567 root 1.125 -- Philip Greenspun
4568 root 1.387 %
4569 root 1.124 "If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we
4570     don't believe in it at all." -- Noam Chomsky
4571 root 1.387 %
4572 root 1.124 "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right
4573     to say it." -- not actually from Voltaire
4574 root 1.387 %
4575 root 1.123 "Our ability to innovate is predicated on our ability to own the
4576     platform."
4577     [Kirk Koenigsbauer, strategy manager at Microsoft's MSN]
4578 root 1.387 %
4579 root 1.123 Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
4580     waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is that
4581     frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses
4582     and you can sitll raed it wiuthoit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not
4583     raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
4584 root 1.320 [http://www.mrc-cbu.cam.ac.uk/personal/matt.davis/Cmabrigde/]
4585 root 1.387 %
4586 root 1.123 [The world is getting saner and saner. The whole world? No....]
4587     http://avirubin.com/vote.pdf
4588 root 1.387 %
4589 root 1.123 [http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,4149,1210067,00.asp]
4590     So what actually happens when your Windows XP machine crashes and asks
4591     if you want to send a report? The reports obviously accumulate in some
4592     database, and I can only assume that when one bin piles up with similar
4593     crash memos, the coders get to work. Exactly how many notifications does
4594     Microsoft get? Nobody knows for sure, but based on comments Bill Gates
4595     made at a recent meeting for analysts, the number must be astronomical.
4596     Gates said that 5 percent of Windows machines crash, on average, twice
4597     daily.
4598 root 1.387 %
4599 root 1.123 "...vielleicht praktisch manchmal auch mal geraten, das, wenn auch mal..."
4600 root 1.388 [Johann Gärtner, "Die Republikaner" bei einer Fernsehsendung über ihr
4601     Wahlprogramm. Das Zitat ist repräsentativ.]
4602 root 1.387 %
4603 root 1.123 [http://home.wanadoo.nl/ipce/library_two/rbt/condemn_text.htm]
4604     Critics of Congress and APA's concessions have analogized this situation
4605     to that of Galileo. At the APA's annual convention in August 1999 in
4606     Boston, an anonymous source, unknown to us, posted stickers around the
4607     convention that satirically read, "If the US Congress says that 'The sun
4608     revolves around the earth,' then that fact will be given most careful
4609     consideration in all articles published by the APA."
4610 root 1.387 %
4611 root 1.247 "It is insufficient to protect ourselves with laws; we need to protect ourselves with mathematics."
4612 root 1.123 -- Bruce Schneier
4613 root 1.387 %
4614 root 1.123 [it took me over 7 minutes to find this movie again on imdb...]
4615     [...so it must be good]
4616     http://german.imdb.com/title/tt0072131/
4617 root 1.387 %
4618 root 1.123 [mplayer/libmpcodecs/ad_realaud.c]
4619     [real uses a novel protection scheme...]
4620     raSetPwd(sh->context,"Ardubancel Quazanga"); // set password... lol.
4621 root 1.387 %
4622 root 1.120 [D-Info 3/2003 Database Dump]
4623     I've written a script that dumps the D-Info 2003 database as tsv to stdout.
4624     No idea why I announce it here...
4625 root 1.121 http://www.goof.com/pcg/marc/data/dump-dinfo
4626 root 1.387 %
4627 root 1.119 [Oh My God!]
4628     Subject: aic7(censored) use after free in 2.5.66
4629 root 1.387 %
4630 root 1.119 [How many squares are on a go-board?]
4631 root 1.118 http://groups.google.com/groups?ie=UTF-8&client=googlet&selm=16394336.74521.15271%40kcbbs.gen.nz&rnum=2
4632 root 1.387 %
4633 root 1.117 [http://observer.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,6903,1020303,00.html]
4634     When I first visited Russia, in 1986, I made friends with a musician whose
4635     father had been Brezhnev's personal doctor. One day we were talking about
4636     life during 'the period of stagnation' - the Brezhnev era. 'It must have
4637     been strange being so completely immersed in propaganda,' I said.
4638    
4639     'Ah, but there is the difference. We knew it was propaganda,' replied
4640     Sacha.
4641 root 1.387 %
4642 root 1.116 [From CRYPTO-GRAM]
4643     A reader sent in this conversation he overheard at a corporate security
4644     desk one morning:
4645    
4646     Employee: I have lost my photo-ID card, can I get a day pass please?
4647    
4648     Security Guard: Certainly, what is your serial number?
4649    
4650     Employee: 123456
4651    
4652     [Security guard pulls up the details on his computer, which includes a
4653     photograph of the employee.]
4654    
4655     Security Guard: Do you have a driver's license or another piece of
4656     identification which has your picture on it?
4657    
4658     Employee: Why would you need that?
4659    
4660     Security Guard: To match against our records.
4661    
4662     Employee: A picture of my face?
4663    
4664     Security Guard: Yes
4665    
4666     Employee: This is my face -- I am wearing it on my head.
4667    
4668     Security Guard: I need another piece of ID with a picture on it to
4669     compare against this one.
4670 root 1.387 %
4671 root 1.116 [Voting in the US might be in for surprises in the future]
4672     http://www.truthout.org/docs_03/voting.shtml
4673     [frankly, I don't trust any government if it's easy to fake votes]
4674 root 1.387 %
4675 root 1.116 MS Windows passwords can be cracked in an average of 13.6 seconds.
4676     Assuming your password consists of just letters and numbers, that is. But
4677     my guess is that almost everyone falls into that category.
4678    
4679     <http://news.com.com/2100-1009_3-5053063.html>
4680     <http://lasecpc13.epfl.ch/ntcrack/>
4681 root 1.387 %
4682 root 1.123 Eppur si muove!
4683 root 1.387 %
4684 root 1.116 [bwahahaha]
4685     "RV K-17"
4686 root 1.387 %
4687 root 1.116 "We're the world's greatest superpower, but we have a Third World
4688     electricity grid," said New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson.
4689 root 1.387 %
4690 root 1.116 [where NOT to learn german :)]
4691     [http://www.berlitz.at/worldclub/reise-spanisch/]
4692     <= Es ist 10:45 Uhr / viertel vor elf / dreiviertel zehn.
4693     => Son las once menos cuarto.
4694 root 1.387 %
4695 root 1.115 ceterum censeo carthaginem esse delendam
4696     ceterum censeo mundum non delendum esse
4697 root 1.387 %
4698 root 1.115 [http://www.urheberrecht.org/news/?id=1402&w=&p=1]
4699 root 1.388 Georgia Tornow, Generalsekretärin der Produzentenvereinigung film20 übt
4700     ebenfalls Kritik an der neuen Formulierung. »In anderen Ländern ist
4701 root 1.115 mitunter die Herstellung privater Kopien untersagt. Und in den USA wird
4702 root 1.388 sogar darüber nachgedacht, Geräte zur Kopienherstellung für illegal zu
4703     erklären«, so Tornow laut »blickpunktfilm.de«.
4704 root 1.387 %
4705 root 1.122 http://www.plif.com/archive/wc285.gif
4706 root 1.387 %
4707 root 1.115 [D-Info 2003, on my box:]
4708     Linux-Distribution nicht erkannt. Koennte RedHat sein.
4709 root 1.387 %
4710 root 1.115 [This patch removed the 75 records limit in D-Info 3/2003 linux for me]
4711     [patch dinfo.i386, YMMV]
4712     <00b8db0: 0084 c075 05ba 4b00 0000 89d0 89ec 5dc3 ...u..K.......].
4713     >00b8db0: 0084 c075 05ba ffff ff7f 89d0 89ec 5dc3 ...u..K.......].
4714 root 1.387 %
4715 root 1.115 [bwbasic-2.20pl2/bwbasic.doc]
4716     This program was originally begun in 1982 by my grandmother, Mrs.
4717     Verda Spell of Beaumont, TX. She was writing the program using
4718     an ANSI C compiler on an Osborne I CP/M computer and although my
4719     grandfather (Lockwood Spell) had bought an IBM PC with 256k of
4720     RAM my grandmother would not use it, paraphrasing George Herbert
4721     to the effect that "He who cannot in 64k program, cannot in 512k."
4722     She had used Microsoft BASIC and although she had nothing against
4723     it she said repeatedly that she didn't understand why Digital
4724     Research didn't "sue the socks off of Microsoft" for version 1.0
4725     of MSDOS and so I reckon that she hoped to undercut Microsoft's
4726     entire market and eventually build a new software empire on
4727     the North End of Beaumont. Her programming efforts were cut
4728     tragically short when she was thrown from a Beaumont to Port
4729     Arthur commuter train in the summer of 1986. I found the source
4730     code to bwBASIC on a single-density Osborne diskette in her knitting
4731     bag and eventually managed to have it all copied over to a PC
4732     diskette. I have revised it slightly prior to this release. You
4733     should know, though, that I myself am an historian, not a programmer.
4734 root 1.387 %
4735 root 1.114 [what high dan players in go think while playing:]
4736     "Must kill ... black stones ... black stones ... must die"
4737 root 1.387 %
4738 root 1.114 [the one and only time rcp failed for me, at the very end of the transfer]
4739     rcp: protocol screwup: mtime.sec not delimited
4740 root 1.387 %
4741 root 1.113 [Wasteland]
4742     Lester Moore,
4743     Shot in the head with a .44.
4744     No Les, no more.
4745 root 1.387 %
4746 root 1.113 [SSK@DFpkjvKWA0kGPZUgm9LkJE1jX4cPAgM/MattersPhallic/4//]
4747     Mormon advice on how to abstain from wanking
4748    
4749     STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION
4750     [for the rest of this entertaining document see the freesite]
4751 root 1.387 %
4752 root 1.113 [Fallout]
4753     Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake
4754     Stepped on the gas instead of the brake
4755 root 1.387 %
4756 root 1.111 [http://www.counterpane.com/pptpv2-paper.html]
4757     As we will discuss later, multiple layers of hashing are used in the
4758     different steps of MS-CHAPv2. While this hashing serves to obscure some
4759     of the values, it is unclear what the cryptographic significance of them
4760     are. All they seem to do is to slow down the execution of the protocol.
4761 root 1.112 [...]
4762     It is unclear to us why this protocol is so complicated.
4763     [...]
4764     The Server concatenates the password-hash-hash, the 24-byte NT response,
4765     and the literal string "Magic server to client constant", and then hashes
4766     the result with SHA.
4767 root 1.387 %
4768 root 1.388 > Für viele wird interessant sein, dass ich bisher bei jedem Kunden
4769 root 1.111 > rechnerisch nachweisen konnte, dass OpenSource !immer! der teurere Weg
4770     > ist!
4771 root 1.388 Das bedeutet, daß durch Offenlegung des Source Codes eines Produkts
4772     plötzlich höhere Aufwände entstehen? Was für ein Kundensegment betreust
4773 root 1.111 Du denn? Analphabeten?
4774 root 1.387 %
4775 root 1.388 "Der Sun-Forte-Compiler ist näher am C++-Standard als G++"
4776     [Jörg Schilling, CeBit 2003]
4777 root 1.387 %
4778 root 1.109 17:21 <elmex> ok, sex kann ich nicht, aber ich kann vim und Perl ;)
4779 root 1.387 %
4780 root 1.108 [Biggest ping rtt I've ever seen]
4781     64 bytes from 1.0.0.3: icmp_seq=473 ttl=128 time=779.5 ms
4782     64 bytes from 1.0.0.3: icmp_seq=474 ttl=128 time=524.1 ms
4783     64 bytes from 1.0.0.3: icmp_seq=475 ttl=128 time=275.6 ms
4784     64 bytes from 1.0.0.3: icmp_seq=539 ttl=128 time=656365.4 ms
4785     64 bytes from 1.0.0.3: icmp_seq=540 ttl=128 time=655365.5 ms
4786 root 1.387 %
4787 root 1.108 [I once used a vped.conf from windows on linux, and then had to:]
4788     tcpdump -eni\\\\.\\{F2CB3DC8-1
4789 root 1.387 %
4790 root 1.107 [links are free ;)]
4791     http://knowthetruth.b0x.com/Bush_Family/Bush_-_Hitler/bush_-_hitler.html
4792 root 1.387 %
4793 root 1.106 [http://pobox.com/~oleg/MacHack96/]
4794     Can software development be elevated from the Microsoft style?
4795 root 1.387 %
4796 root 1.105 [openssl, crypto/evp/evp_enc.c]
4797    
4798     /* One positive side-effect of US's export
4799     * control history, is that we should at least
4800     * be able to avoid using US mispellings of
4801     * "initialisation"? */
4802     EVPerr(EVP_F_EVP_CIPHERINIT, EVP_R_INITIALIZATION_ERROR);
4803 root 1.387 %
4804 root 1.105 [man pem]
4805     Although the PEM routines take several arguments in almost all applications most of them are set to 0 or NULL.
4806 root 1.387 %
4807 root 1.105 [pth_native.c]
4808    
4809     /* ``If you can't do it in
4810 root 1.247 ANSI C, it isn't worth doing.''
4811 root 1.105 -- Unknown */
4812 root 1.387 %
4813 root 1.104 [subculture]
4814 root 1.388 ... scorp sind lucker und use script lamer aber über cheater aufregen
4815     mehr nich und zu fünft in nem raum sitzen und dann public zocken und dann
4816 root 1.104 skillig vorkommen ...
4817    
4818     [http://forum.topwebmaster.net/extern/de/Ricoohh/thread/9196-77365]
4819 root 1.424 %
4820 root 1.104 [back to the roots. you might not understand the following, but
4821     this list is about things _I_ find funny, not you... :)]
4822 root 1.247 00:16 <elmex> 'mit windows netzwerk zu debuggen ist ungefaehr so sinnvoll wie eine
4823 root 1.104 gehirnoperation mit einem vorschlaghammer'
4824 root 1.247 00:18 <oesi> elmex: da ich in deinem ignore bin, kann ich ja volltrottel sagen.
4825 root 1.104 ethereal rennt seit jahren unter win32
4826     00:18 <elmex> oesi: ja, aber netzwerk nicht ;)
4827 root 1.387 %
4828 root 1.103 [http://home.rhein-zeitung.de/~cknust/detroit/a-z/medikamt.htm]
4829 root 1.388 ... Den Amerikanern sind Zäpfchen ebenso wie rektales Fiebermessen absolut
4830     suspekt; der Verdacht der Kinderschändung steht sofort unausgesprochen im
4831     Raum. Zäpfchen ("Suppositorium") werden allenfalls in der Notfallmedizin
4832 root 1.103 im Krankenhaus verwendet. Haben Sie ein Kind, das an Asthma oder
4833 root 1.388 Pseudo-Krupp-Anfällen leidet, bringen Sie sich einen entsprechenden Vorrat
4834     an Zäpfchen unbedingt mit, erwähnen Sie diese aber, soweit möglich, nicht
4835     vor amerikanischen Ärzten. ...
4836 root 1.387 %
4837 root 1.102 sendmail ist wie masturbation mit einer gurkenraspel, erzeugt viele spaene
4838     aber wenig freude.
4839 root 1.387 %
4840 root 1.102 [from a deviance.nfo, looking for new members, I think it's waaay funny]
4841     - you are a Unix guru with good Ansi-C software developing knowledge
4842     and understanding how to prevent network security vulnerabilities.
4843     That means you must be able to code to ansi-c guru level. And you
4844     must also have a good coder perspective of hostbase and network
4845     based intrusion detection systems. You should be able to code tools
4846     to generically prevent stack and heap buffer overflows on unix in
4847     Ansi-C. And Be able to code tools to look after a group of systems
4848     and code sniffing avoidance tools. And you can configure a system
4849     in ways to prevent packet sniffers and "man in the middle" attacks.
4850 root 1.387 %
4851 root 1.388 17:39 <schmorp> marco: flüge von hannover/dortmund [nach sofia] etc. sind glatt
4852     doppelt so teuer wie die gleichen von stuttgart/münchen/frankfurt
4853 root 1.101 17:39 <marco> schmorp: da wollen zu viele weg und zu wenig hin... also sind die
4854     fluege dort nur halb ausgelastet *g*
4855 root 1.387 %
4856 root 1.100 For me, this article simply illustrates that centralised trust models
4857     don't work well in practise.
4858     http://www.infoworld.com/articles/op/xml/02/12/09/021209opwinman.xml
4859 root 1.387 %
4860 root 1.99 [Rumsfeld in a CNN interview]
4861     There is an old saying, in the pentagon:
4862     "ready, fire, aim."
4863 root 1.387 %
4864 root 1.98 [...] You're allowed to resell the [windows] media but not the
4865     license. "Unfortunately" for Microsoft, this distinction is illegal in
4866     free countries like Germany [1].
4867     [...]
4868     Regards
4869     Henning
4870    
4871     [1] The current german governement is actively trying to change this
4872     part of the german law. That's what you get for electing morons who
4873     might look good on TV. At this point, we're already on U.S. levels.
4874 root 1.387 %
4875 root 1.98 [...]
4876     The GPL does not restrict you. Contrary, it uses copyright law to
4877     establish a pool of software with much more freedom as copyright law gives
4878     to you. It only does not give you so much freedom to deny other people the
4879     same freedoms. The copyright holders can only do so, because copyright law
4880     itself give you none of these rights at all.
4881     [...]
4882     Wolfgang Walter
4883 root 1.387 %
4884 root 1.98 burro: i once played against a computer
4885     burro: it seemed very clever
4886     burro: but then all its groups died in yose
4887     burro: it forgot to defend later..
4888     burro: oops
4889     burro: accidental poetry
4890 root 1.387 %
4891 root 1.98 [about a go game between a pro player and some really good amateur,
4892     where white could have lived easily but decided to risk it]
4893     yoyoma [7k]: white is pro, rather die gloriosly than live in gote with a7!
4894 root 1.387 %
4895 root 1.98 [from the default config of the oh-so-broken unrealircd]
4896     #define BIG_SECURITY_HOLE
4897 root 1.387 %
4898 root 1.98 "In fact the whole of Japan is pure invention. There is no such country, there are no such people."
4899     -- Oscar Wilde
4900 root 1.387 %
4901 root 1.98 [a principle used in florida's law]
4902     "guilty until proven innocent"
4903     [http://www.usccr.gov/pubs/vote2000/report/main.htm]
4904 root 1.387 %
4905 root 1.98 Wonderful news! A little Jewish woman, calling Mount Sinai Hospital,
4906     said, "Hello, darling, I'd like to talk with the person who gives the
4907     information regarding your patients. I want to know if the patient is
4908     getting better, or doing like expected, or is getting worse." The voice
4909     on the other end of the line said, "What is the patient's name and room
4910     number?" She said, "Yes, darling! she's Sarah Finkel, in Room 302." He
4911     said, "Oh, yes. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two
4912     full meals, her blood pressure is fine, her blood work just came back
4913     as normal, she's going to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of
4914     hours and if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send
4915     her home Tuesday at twelve o' clock." The woman said, "Thank God! That's
4916     wonderful! Oh! that's fantastic, darling!... That's wonderful news!" The
4917     man on the phone said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be a
4918     close family member or a very close friend!" She said, "I'm Sarah Finkel
4919     in 302! My doctor doesn't tell me shit!
4920 root 1.387 %
4921 root 1.98 [gcc-3.2/.../sstream>
4922     // NB: Start ostringstream buffers at 512 bytes. This is an
4923     // experimental value (pronounced "arbitrary" in some of the
4924     // hipper english-speaking countries), and can be changed to
4925     // suit particular needs.
4926     _M_buf_size_opt = 512;
4927 root 1.387 %
4928 root 1.98 [members.aon.at/paulinchen/advtex/sanitar.htm]
4929     [Walkthrough SANITARIUM]
4930     ... Deshalb suchst du erneut den Wassertempel auf. ... Dort haust du als
4931 root 1.388 Grimwall den Lukas ... Darauf hin öffnet der Clown seinen Mund und du
4932 root 1.98 kannst als Olmec die Melodie ...
4933 root 1.387 %
4934 root 1.97 [Onibaba - Great Movie]
4935     http://us.imdb.com/Title?0058430
4936 root 1.387 %
4937 root 1.97 [Kuroneko - I'd like to see :(]
4938     http://us.imdb.com/Title?0122136
4939 root 1.387 %
4940 root 1.96 [<Sesse> microsoft finally takes security seriously]
4941     [http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=KB;en-us;q276304]
4942     Error Message: Your Password Must Be at Least 18770 Characters and Cannot Repeat Any of Your Previous 30689 Passwords
4943 root 1.387 %
4944 root 1.96 GNU Emacs kurz und gut. Amazon-Verkaufsrang 11.300
4945     vi - Editor. Kurz und gut. Amazon-Verkaufsrang 2.333
4946 root 1.388 XML für Dummies. Amazon-Verkaufsrang 225.881
4947     JavaScript für Dummies. Dynamische Websites selbst gemacht. Amazon-Verkaufsrang 24.576
4948 root 1.387 %
4949 root 1.96 [http://kyushu.com/gleaner/editorspick/seppuku.shtml]
4950    
4951     [...] Obviously you have to decide well in advance why you are doing
4952     [seppuku] [...] Resistance, remonstrance, show of loyalty, affirmation of
4953     the correctness of one's own position, expiation of a crime and the wiping
4954     out of disgrace are all perfectly good reasons; being refused a work visa
4955     is not [...]
4956 root 1.387 %
4957 root 1.247 Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd
4958 root 1.95 all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to
4959     repetitive electronic music." --Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
4960 root 1.387 %
4961 root 1.94 [some hilights from:]
4962     [http://www.iks-jena.de/mitarb/lutz/usenet/Fachbegriffe.der.Informatik.html]
4963    
4964 root 1.388 _Einfach erklärt_
4965 root 1.94
4966     GUI
4967     Ein Hintergrundbild und 12 Xterms
4968     Globale Variable
4969 root 1.388 Parameterübergabemechanismus in 4GLs
4970 root 1.94 objektorientiert
4971     Den Code habe ich von meinem Vorgaenger geerbt.
4972     strukturiert
4973     dieses Programm besteht aus mehreren Funktionen
4974     Multithreaded
4975 root 1.388 Wir mußten ein Flußdiagramm malen, um es zu debuggen.
4976 root 1.94 Windows 95
4977 root 1.388 Das Fortran 77 der Benutzungsoberflächen
4978 root 1.94 Emacs
4979 root 1.388 Ich habe ja auch nie bezweifelt, daß emacs ein tolles Betriebssystem
4980     ist. Aber um mit Linux oder Windows konkurrieren zu können, fehlt ihm
4981     ein vernünftiger Editor.
4982 root 1.94 IPv6
4983     $ telnet hundehalsband.georg.hunde.sonnenstrasse.muenchen.de
4984     Trying 942884947298374923847982472983. 2398749874987249247.
4985     2398472372349. 3249782374927898324. 2987238479874987398634.
4986     2987428901171209471. 23987432923. 23478987923.
4987 root 1.388 Die fünf Sinne des C++-Programmierers
4988     Der Schwachsinn, der Blödsinn, der Wahnsinn, der Unsinn und der Stumpfsinn.
4989 root 1.247 PHP
4990 root 1.388 Meine C-64-Basic-Übungen hat niemand zu Gesicht bekommen, während die
4991 root 1.94 in PHP verbrochenen Laufstall-Verunfallungen heutiger Milchgesichter
4992 root 1.388 die Welt verpesten und womöglich von Schlipstraeger-Deppen als
4993     e-Commerce-Lösung gekauft worden sind.
4994 root 1.247 Alleinstellungsmerkmal
4995 root 1.94 Bunt.
4996 root 1.388 Plattformunabhängig
4997     Wenn Du GWBASIC im Dos-Emulator laufen läßt bist Du auch
4998     plattformunabhängig! Du brauchst nur einen Dos-Emulator!
4999 root 1.95 [94: Copyright left out, too long, see original url]
5000 root 1.387 %
5001 root 1.93 [logic & fallacies]
5002     http://www.infidels.org/news/atheism/logic.html
5003 root 1.387 %
5004 root 1.93 http://www.bowlingforcolumbine.com/library/wonderful/index.php
5005 root 1.387 %
5006 root 1.93 [nah]
5007     In the Arthur Penn film "Night Moves," someone asks Gene Hackman for an
5008     appraisal of Eric Rohmer's work, to which he replies, "it's like watching
5009     paint dry."
5010 root 1.387 %
5011 root 1.92 http://www2.psy.uq.edu.au/~jay/papers/thesis.pdf
5012     http://home.attbi.com/~bglodis/htmf/AI2-GO2.htm
5013     http://newyork.villageworld.com/users/bradleym/index.htm
5014 root 1.387 %
5015 root 1.178 [Keith Packard about some design holes in X that lead to XRender]
5016 root 1.91 The rules themselves may be broken, but their existence is of vital
5017     importance.
5018 root 1.387 %
5019 root 1.91 [http://cbbrowne.com/info/xpersonal.html]
5020     [_very_ good pages, read them all!]
5021     Many things have been hacked onto Win32; unfortunately, actually using
5022     Windows-based facilities has two massive detrimental effects:
5023    
5024     You have to trust Microsoft.
5025    
5026     There are a number of things that I would trust Microsoft with. I trust
5027     Microsoft to continue to release buggy software such as the Windows 98
5028     release that needed patches to survive to 1999, let alone 2000. I trust
5029     Microsoft to continue to release software that gets more bloated such
5030     that it requires as much memory as systems can support just to support
5031     useless chrome.
5032    
5033     But control over whether my code will continue to be usable next year
5034     whether due to technical or licensing changes is not one of the things
5035     I'd like to trust them with.
5036 root 1.93 [...]
5037 root 1.387 %
5038 root 1.91 [when choosing "About" from the mozilla menu]
5039     [now, which OS let's us enjoy similar error messages all the time? ;)]
5040     XML Parsing Error: undefined entity
5041     Location: jar:resource:///chrome/en-US.jar!/locale/en-US/global/about.xhtml
5042     Line Number 90, Column 15:
5043 root 1.247 <li>Copyright &copy; 1998-2002 by <a href="about:credits">Contributors</a> to
5044 root 1.91 --------------^
5045 root 1.387 %
5046 root 1.91 [from the kanon 10% english translation patch README]
5047     [http://haeleth.port5.com/]
5048     A Japanese effect not found in English is the wonderful verbless sentence,
5049     which I like so much that I've translated a few literally. I do know
5050     English grammar, I assure you.
5051 root 1.387 %
5052 root 1.91 Giant hornets regularly attack beehives. Typically, an attack begins when
5053     a single hornet captures a lone bee nearby the hive. After several of
5054     these perimeter skirmishes, one hornet leaves a marking pheromone at the
5055     hive's entrance. This pheromone attracts the other hornets, who arrive
5056     en masse and attack the beehive. The bees' stingers can't penetrate the
5057     hornets' armor, so it's a one-sided slaughter; something like 30,000 bees
5058     can be killed in a few hours by 30-40 hornets.
5059    
5060     Japanese honeybees, however, have evolved an interesting defensive
5061     strategy. When a hornet marks the hive's entrance, the bees guarding the
5062     entrance return to the hive and wait for the attacking hornets. This has
5063     the effect of luring the first attacking hornets into the hive, rather
5064     than allowing them to start their attack outside. Simultaneously, over
5065     1000 worker bees in the hive leave the combs and mass just inside the
5066     hive's entrance. When a hornet tries to enter the hive, the workers
5067     surround it, forming a ball of bodies, and cook it to death with their
5068     body heat. The bees also release a pheromone that draws ever more bees
5069     from the hive's interior to come to the entrance and defend the nest.
5070    
5071     This strategy must be perfect in order to be successful. If the bees fail
5072     in killing the first hornet attackers, then the hornet pheromone gets
5073     stronger, and more hornets arrive to reinforce their attack. By sheer
5074     numbers, the hornets can overpower the bees.
5075    
5076     Source: Bernd Heinrich, "The Thermal Warriors: Strategies of Insect
5077     Survival," Harvard University Press, 1996.
5078 root 1.387 %
5079 root 1.91 [http://homepages.tesco.net./~J.deBoynePollard/FGA/csrss-backspace-bug.html]
5080     [fixed in latest service packs, but still funny ;)]
5081     The following neat little program, when compiled and run, will completely
5082     crash XP (and any earlier version of NT) (when I ran it, XP rebooted). I
5083     don't recommend you really try this program, but if you do, save all your
5084     work etc first:
5085    
5086     #include <stdio.h>
5087    
5088     int main (void) {
5089     while (1)
5090     printf ("\t\t\b\b\b\b\b\b");
5091    
5092     return 0;
5093     }
5094 root 1.387 %
5095 root 1.91 [you might point your windows-using-friends to this page, it
5096     contains a lot of funny FUD ;)]
5097 root 1.90 http://www.hevanet.com/peace/microsoft.htm
5098 root 1.387 %
5099 root 1.90 [http://eros.cs.jhu.edu/~shap/NT-EAL4.html]
5100     Security experts have been saying for years that the the security of
5101     the Windows family of products is hopelessly inadequate. Now there is a
5102     rigorous government certification confirming this.
5103 root 1.387 %
5104 root 1.89 [mms_client after finishing the download]
5105     everything done. Thank you for downloading a media file containing
5106     proprietary and patentend technology.
5107 root 1.387 %
5108 root 1.88 I wouldn't want to win the Steven Spielberg Award - he is an amateur!
5109 root 1.388 -- Aki Kaurismäki
5110 root 1.387 %
5111 root 1.87 [http://www.sm.luth.se/~torkel/eget/godel.html]
5112 root 1.388 "The Gödelian structure of the unity of levels of Reality associated
5113 root 1.87 with the logic of the included middle implies that it is impossible to
5114     construct a complete theory for describing the passage from one level to
5115     the other and, a fortiori, for describing the unity of levels of Reality."
5116 root 1.387 %
5117 root 1.388 1. Das von den Parteien eingeführte Listenwahlrecht verstößt gegen
5118     Art. 38, Abs. 1, Satz 1 Grundgesetz (GG): »Die Abgeordneten des Deutschen
5119 root 1.87 Bundestages werden in allgemeiner, unmittelbarer, freier, gleicher und
5120 root 1.388 geheimer Wahl gewählt.« Danach muß es dem Bürger möglich sein, seinen
5121     Abgeordneten unmittelbar zu wählen. Die Wahl von Parteienlisten ist also
5122 root 1.87 verfassungswidrig, nicht zuletzt deshalb, weil hierbei Kandidaten zum Zuge
5123 root 1.388 kommen, die der Listenwähler nicht wählen will.
5124 root 1.87
5125 root 1.388 2. Der Fraktionszwang verstößt ebenfalls gegen das Grundgesetz. Satz
5126     2 des Art. 38, Abs. 1, lautet nämlich: »Sie (die Abgeordneten) sind
5127     Vertreter des ganzen Volkes, an Aufträge und Weisungen nicht gebunden
5128     und nur ihrem Gewissen unterworfen.« Wenn Fraktionsvorsitzende den frei
5129     gewählten Abgeordneten einer Fraktionsdisziplin unterwerfen (und das noch
5130     unter Androhung von Sanktionen), erteilen sie Weisungen darüber, wie die
5131 root 1.87 Abgeordneten der Partei abzustimmen haben. Es handelt sich dann um eine
5132     Form fraktionsinternen imperativen Mandats.
5133    
5134 root 1.388 3. Die überbordende Staatsverschuldung (vor allem im Bund) verstößt gegen
5135     Art. 115 des GG. Darin heißt es in Abs. 1, Satz 2: »Die Einnahmen aus
5136     Krediten dürfen die Summe der im Haushaltsplan veranschlagten Ausgaben für
5137     Investitionen nicht überschreiten; Ausnahmen sind nur zulässig zur Abwehr
5138     einer Störung des gesamtwirtschaftlichen Gleichgewichts.« Unter Fachleuten
5139     besteht nicht der geringste Zweifel, daß das vorgeschriebene Kreditlimit
5140     (Höhe der »Ausgaben für Investitionen«) durch Haushaltstricks sträflich
5141     überschritten wurde. Die Folge: Im Jahre 2001 erreichte die Verschuldung
5142     der Gebietskörperschaften die unvorstellbare Höhe von 1.210 Mrd. Euro (im
5143     Bund: 700 Mrd. Euro); das sind 79 Prozent des jährlichen Volkseinkommens
5144 root 1.87 von 1.531 Mrd. Euro.
5145 root 1.387 %
5146 root 1.87 [just FMI (for my information)]
5147     http://ppewww.ph.gla.ac.uk/%7eflavell/charset/form-i18n.html
5148 root 1.387 %
5149 root 1.87 [perldoc perlboot]
5150     Typically, each @ISA has only one element (multiple elements means
5151     multiple inheritance and multiple headaches)
5152 root 1.387 %
5153 root 1.87 [I find that all this stallman-bashing is a sure sign that that
5154     "linux" thing will fail]
5155     In lists.linux.kernel.development, Larry McVoy wrote:
5156     [...]
5157 root 1.247 Richard Stallman started the free software foundation. He built the
5158 root 1.87 compiler, library and zillions of other tools that developers use on a day
5159     to day basis. He slept at the offices of MIT while he spent his time,
5160     effort and money building up the Free Software Foundation.
5161    
5162     Though many people differ with him on a wide variety of issues, he
5163     deserves respect from all because he has devoted twenty years of his
5164     life to the public good.
5165    
5166     You, on the other hand, develop and sell a proprietary software product.
5167     You convinced a large number of kernel developers (most importantly
5168     Linus himself) to use your proprietary product to develop free software,
5169     so that you could tell potential customers "Gee! Look how great my
5170     software is! It's used to develop the linux kernel!"
5171    
5172     You don't care about free software Larry. You're just glad that you have
5173     a poster child to display your effort. Want proof? Look at how you have
5174     treated numerous kernel developers when you found out that they worked
5175     on free software projects that could potentially compete with your
5176     software some day -- you revoke their "free" license to use your
5177     software to work on the linux kernel!
5178    
5179     Richard is trying to change the world into a better place. You, however,
5180     are trying to get rich, and you're using free software as a stepping
5181     stone to promote your proprietary software. Nothing wrong with getting
5182     rich of course -- I'd love to be rich too. But you certainly don't
5183     deserve to be lumped into the same group as RMS.
5184 root 1.387 %
5185 root 1.86 [perldoc perlreftut]
5186 root 1.247 What does line 4 do here?
5187     [...]
5188     This is Perl, so it does the exact right thing.
5189 root 1.387 %
5190 root 1.86 [perldoc perlreftut]
5191     Think of the President of the United States: a messy, inconvenient bag of
5192     blood and bones. But to talk about him, or to represent him in a computer
5193     program, all you need is the easy, convenient scalar string "George Bush".
5194 root 1.387 %
5195 root 1.86 [rise and fall of free software standards]
5196 root 1.247 * GNU Gettext and %expect
5197     GNU Gettext asserts 10 s/r conflicts, but there are 7. Now that
5198     Bison dies on incorrect %expectations, we fear there will be
5199     too many bug reports for Gettext, so _for the time being_, %expect
5200     does not trigger an error when the input file is named `plural.y'.
5201 root 1.387 %
5202 root 1.86 Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.
5203     -- Leonard Brandwein
5204 root 1.387 %
5205 root 1.85 [11:57] <schmorp> email@wanadoo.fr
5206 root 1.247 [11:57] <schmorp> you know what wannados are?
5207     [11:58] <Arvoreen> the french pendant of aol users ??
5208     [11:58] <schmorp> nope
5209     [11:58] <Arvoreen> then no clue
5210     [11:58] <schmorp> "people who fail before they even try"
5211     [12:00] <Zeograd> wanadoo was actually named following this idea, *sigh*
5212     [12:00] <schmorp> not really, yes?
5213     [12:00] <Zeograd> yes
5214     [12:00] <schmorp> ;);)
5215     [12:03] <schmorp> that "yes" sounded really painful
5216     [12:03] <Zeograd> more than you could imagine :)
5217 root 1.387 %
5218 root 1.247 [11:37] <Arvoreen> Oui mon francais est un peu
5219     [11:38] <Zeograd> Arvoreen: not bad, it doesn't mean much but it sounds french :)
5220 root 1.387 %
5221 root 1.84 A Russian hacker was sentenced to three years in prison here in the
5222     United States for breaking computer crime laws here. It's an
5223     interesting story. He was in Russia at the time, and broke no laws in
5224     his country. However, the U.S. prosecution broke Russian laws to
5225     collect evidence against him. The judge agreed with the FBI's
5226     assertion that Russian law didn't apply to them. Isn't international
5227     jurisprudence fun?
5228     <http://in.tech.yahoo.com/021005/137/1w2bq.html>
5229 root 1.387 %
5230 root 1.247 [02:58] <Sesse> microsoft finally gets it:
5231     [02:58] <Sesse> Visual Basic .NET delivers the feature most requested by existing Visual Basic
5232     [02:58] <Sesse> developers--fewer bugs in the code they write.
5233 root 1.84 [...]
5234 root 1.247 [03:00] <Sesse> "VB programmers have finally found out they lack talent, and blame Microsoft" ;-)
5235 root 1.387 %
5236 root 1.84 [found at www.imdb.com]
5237     the trouble with the global village are all the global village idiots.
5238     - Paul Ginsparg.
5239 root 1.387 %
5240 root 1.84 prionbrain: A joke I just read: " A girl phoned me the other day and
5241     said, .. come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. There was nobody
5242     home.":))
5243     [erm...]
5244 root 1.387 %
5245 root 1.84 > described above, CONFIG_XBOX_SUPPORT will depend on CONFIG_PCI.
5246    
5247 root 1.247 Which seems fair enough. ISA bus X-box systems are suprisingly rare
5248 root 1.387 %
5249 root 1.247 [05:06] <elmex> windows has 2 left hands when it comes to being an OS
5250 root 1.387 %
5251 root 1.83 [http://www.ifi.unizh.ch/mml/mduerst/papers/PDF/IUC11-UTF-8.pdf]
5252    
5253     [...] In particular, the following behaviour proposed or observed in some
5254     implementations is not UTF-8 and should never be presented as such. First,
5255     UTF16 surrogate pairs could be encoded in UTF-8 as two sequences of 3
5256     bytes each (this behaviour is observed in some Java implementations).
5257 root 1.387 %
5258 root 1.83 .+'''+. .+'''+. .+'''+. .+'''+. .+''
5259     / \ / \ / \ / \ /
5260     .+' `+...+' `+...+' `+...+' `+...+'
5261 root 1.387 %
5262 root 1.82 From: "David S. Miller"
5263 root 1.83
5264     > Then shouldn't the thing thats different from the norm be programmed into a header file which contains how certain functions should be+++
5265 root 1.82
5266     If I gave you a dollar, would you go out and buy some newlines
5267     to use in future emails?
5268 root 1.387 %
5269 root 1.82 Could somebody drag the Irix team kicking and screaming into the 1980's,
5270     please?
5271    
5272     I realize it might be quite painful for them, but maybe you could buy them
5273     a disco tape, so they'd feel a little bit more at home.
5274    
5275 root 1.247 Linus "Stayin' alive, stayin' alive" Torvalds
5276 root 1.387 %
5277 root 1.82 Yesterday, the local Brazilian authorities signed a decree stating that the
5278     Brazilian daylight saving period will start on November 3rd 2002 and will
5279     last until February 16th 2003.
5280    
5281     So, clocks will be set one hour forward on November 3rd (12:00 a.m. will be
5282     changed to 1:00 a.m.) and at midnight (0:00 am) on February 16th, Brazil
5283     will adjust its clocks back one hour (23:00 pm on Feb 15th) marking the
5284     end.
5285    
5286     The reason for the delay this year has to do with elections in Brazil.
5287    
5288     Unlike in the United States, elections in Brazil are 100% computerized and
5289     the results are known almost immediately. Yesterday, it was the first
5290     round of the elections when 115 million Brazilians voted for President,
5291     Governor, Senators, Federal Deputies, and State Deputies. Nobody is
5292     counting (or re-counting) votes anymore and we know there will be a second
5293     round for the Presidency and also for some Governors. The 2nd round will
5294     take place on October 27th.
5295    
5296     The reason why the DST will only begin November 3rd is that the thousands
5297     of electoral machines used cannot have their time changed, and since the
5298     Constitution says the elections must begin at 8:00 AM and end at 5:00 PM ,
5299     the Government decided to postpone DST, instead of changing the
5300     Constitution (maybe, for the next elections, it will be possible to change
5301     the clock)...
5302 root 1.387 %
5303 root 1.81 [boycot your enemies]
5304     > We're a business. We're a business which happens to be committed to
5305     > helping the kernel team because we think that the kernel is vital to the
5306     > world at large. Helping the kernel absolutely does not translate to
5307     > helping people who happen to be our competitors. By your own
5308    
5309     Stop lying. Your job is to make lots of money and you are using Linux as
5310     cheap advertising. You are trying to make people pay *you* to do kernel
5311     development (as it stands you want $5000 for any bk-using developer inside
5312     RedHat and SuSE).
5313    
5314     I hope your company dies ASAP and bitkeeper stops poisoning air here.
5315    
5316     Pavel
5317 root 1.387 %
5318 root 1.81 Rik
5319 root 1.247 --
5320 root 1.81 A: No.
5321     Q: Should I include quotations after my reply?
5322 root 1.387 %
5323 root 1.81 > Incidently unlimited permission is granted to use disks containing only
5324 root 1.247 > GNU/Linux software as footballs without royalties. All other usage of
5325     > disks as footballs will be considered on a per case basis.
5326 root 1.81
5327     I would be inclined to allow this for Windows drives instead. They contain
5328     no useful data.
5329    
5330 root 1.247 --
5331 root 1.81 bill davidsen
5332 root 1.387 %
5333 root 1.80 In the switching software (written in C)
5334     there was a long do..while construct,
5335     which contained a switch statement,
5336     which contained an if clause,
5337     which contained a break,
5338     which was intended for the if clause,
5339     but instead broke from the switch statement.
5340    
5341     - Network message explaining the breakdown of the AT&T long-distance
5342     network January 15, 1990
5343 root 1.387 %
5344 root 1.80 [From "password retrieval policies" of some irc network:]
5345    
5346 root 1.247 They are likely to continue asking for the password, even after you have
5347     told them that it has been E-Mailed. /Ignore the stupid user. /Kick the
5348     stupid user. Do not /Kill the stupid user, since being stupid is not a
5349     violation of network policies.
5350 root 1.80
5351     [the same document, explaining K:Lines]
5352    
5353     K:Lines - These lines define which clients are not allowed to connect.
5354     The format is as follows:
5355    
5356     K:*.aol.com:AOL sucks:lamer
5357 root 1.387 %
5358 root 1.79 [Microsoft's Craig Mundie on security.]
5359     "People confuse 'security' and Trustworthy Computing."
5360     http://www.microsoft.com/PressPass/features/2002/feb02/02-20mundieqa.asp
5361 root 1.387 %
5362 root 1.79 http://staging.infoworld.com/articles/hn/xml/02/09/05/020905hnmssecure.xml
5363     "I'm not proud," [Brian] Valentine [senior vice president in charge of
5364     Microsoft's Windows development team] said, as he spoke to a crowd of
5365     developers here at the company's Windows .Net Server developer
5366     conference. "We really haven't done everything we could to protect our
5367     customers ... Our products just aren't engineered for security."
5368     ...
5369     "If you go back a few years, unless you were working on login at
5370     Microsoft, you really didn't worry about security. The risk wasn't worth
5371     the effort."
5372 root 1.387 %
5373 root 1.79 http://www.satirewire.com/news/aug02/encryption.shtml
5374 root 1.387 %
5375 root 1.79 [please bear with me and understand that I didn't intend to drive
5376     gay people mad at me with this one...]
5377 root 1.78 [10:16] <pixelpapst> Wenn man ihn mal mit so 'nem richtigen Bilderbuch-Schwulen wie
5378 root 1.247 Lukas vergleicht :)
5379     [10:16] <elmex> Lukas is net schwul, er is Consultant
5380 root 1.387 %
5381 root 1.76 http://www.frontiernet.net/~imaging/tenseg1.html
5382 root 1.387 %
5383 root 1.76 http://24.86.132.253/090101/feature/feature.htm
5384 root 1.387 %
5385 root 1.76 I maintain a /bin/ps that supports BSD, SysV, and Gnu syntax all at the
5386     same time. It requires Linux. This one works; the Red Hat one is broken.
5387     [Albert Cahalan]
5388 root 1.387 %
5389 root 1.75 The Berkeley shell csh is reasonably well known and widely used and its
5390     externals have been subject to some criticism. The internals of csh are at
5391     least as bad, but lesser known.
5392 root 1.387 %
5393 root 1.75 There are billions of different ways of parsing argv, the list of command
5394     line arguments passed to a C program. The problem is that they are all
5395     different.
5396 root 1.387 %
5397 root 1.75 A common disease in programs written at Berkeley is to open /dev/kmem and grub the load averages out by the dirtiest means possible.
5398 root 1.387 %
5399 root 1.76 [no, I still don't like bondage & discipline]
5400     http://www.progsoc.uts.edu.au/~geldridg/eiffel/liberty/meyer-bertrand/java/bm-2nd.html
5401 root 1.387 %
5402 root 1.74 [about the early CD-R dyes]
5403     The early, immature media caused some interesting problems. A certain
5404     popular Technics CD player, often used in radio stations, had a bad habit
5405     of accepting the early media, but refusing to eject it, causing much
5406     consternation to disc jockeys who were left without a player and possibly
5407     without a show.
5408 root 1.387 %
5409 root 1.76 [more of a timestamp]
5410 root 1.73 "SANS, SOUCI"
5411 root 1.387 %
5412 root 1.72 http://www.apocalypse.org/pub/u/paul/docs/canthappen.html
5413 root 1.387 %
5414 root 1.71 The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
5415     http://www.apocalypse.org/pub/u/paul/docs/commandments.html
5416 root 1.387 %
5417 root 1.71 [Bruce Schneier]
5418     A bill introduced into Congress gives copyright holders -- that's the RIAA,
5419     the MPAA, and similar guys -- the right to break into people's computers if
5420 root 1.247 they have a reasonable basis to believe that copyright infringement is
5421 root 1.71 going on.
5422     [...]
5423 root 1.247 People they choose to target would be deemed guilty until proven
5424     otherwise. In short, this bill would set up the entertainment industry
5425     as a Gestapo-like enforcement agency with no oversight.
5426 root 1.387 %
5427 root 1.70 [06:20] <Draxxon> BTW, (being from the USA) If pro is the grammatical
5428     opposite of con, then the opposite of "progress" would be... "Congress"???
5429 root 1.387 %
5430 root 1.247 You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
5431 root 1.387 %
5432 root 1.69 http://www29.compaq.com/falco/detail.asp?FAQnum=FAQ2859
5433 root 1.387 %
5434 root 1.69 [practical go humor]
5435     Lantu: ok any suggestions for good practical jokes to play on Pro's? :]
5436     id: Make a line of five stones, yell "Pente", and *insist* you've won.
5437 root 1.387 %
5438 root 1.68 [windows API rocks]
5439     The FINDEX_INFO_LEVELS enumeration type defines values that are used with
5440     the FindFirstFileEx function to specify the information level of the
5441     returned data.
5442    
5443 root 1.247 typedef enum _FINDEX_INFO_LEVELS {
5444     FindExInfoStandard
5445     } FINDEX_INFO_LEVELS ;
5446 root 1.387 %
5447 root 1.388 [Arvoreen philosophiert über die Verkleinerung von GNOME mit strip]
5448 root 1.67 [05:10] <Arvoreen> 153MB gestripped und vorher 541MB
5449     [05:13] <Arvoreen> oder wie der Wirtschaftswissenschaftler sagen wuerde um 354%
5450 root 1.247 kleiner ;-)))))) (die haben ja die prozente oberhalb von 100 erfunden)
5451 root 1.387 %
5452 root 1.66 [Microsoft documents how file types are detected in IE. No wonder
5453     it doesn't work:]
5454     1. If the "suggested" (server-provided) MIME type is unknown (not
5455     known and not ambiguous), FindMimeFromData immediately returns
5456     this MIME type as the final determination.
5457 root 1.387 %
5458 root 1.65 [freshmeat. And this release even adds ANOTHER codepage. I am impressed]
5459    
5460     Recode 0.1.1
5461     by Eugene V. Chernyshev - Friday, June 28th 2002 01:58 EDT
5462    
5463     About: Recode is a fast Russian codepage translator. It translates between
5464     three different codepages: DOS 866, Windows CP-1251, and UNIX KOI8-R.
5465    
5466     Changes: This release adds an ISO-8859-5 codepage.
5467 root 1.387 %
5468 root 1.65 http://www.tmk.com/ftp/humor/computer-error-messages.txt
5469 root 1.387 %
5470 root 1.64 $S=eval'sub{eval"sub{%S}"}';$S->({});
5471 root 1.387 %
5472 root 1.64 [From CRYPTO-GRAM]
5473    
5474     Microsoft's "Trustworthy Computing" initiative seems to be
5475     just a scam so the company can avoid antitrust remedies by
5476     claiming that opening their systems is a security risk. Pity.
5477     <http://www.eweek.com/article/0,3658,s=701%26a=26605,00.asp>
5478     <http://www.eweek.com/article/0,3658,s%253D701%2526a%253D26875,00.asp>
5479     A comment on Slashdot sums it up best: "Microsoft has therefore taken
5480     the position that their code is so bad that it must be kept secret to
5481     keep people from being killed by it. Windows -- the Pinto of the 21st
5482     century."
5483    
5484     Most interesting of the two articles above is the second eWeek article,
5485     where Microsoft's Allchin mentions "at least one protocol and two APIs
5486     that it plans to withhold from public disclosure under the security
5487     carve-out." The protocol is Message Queuing. Apparently, Microsoft
5488     has discovered a security flaw in the Message Queuing protocol so bad
5489     that can't be fixed without breaking existing applications. So, until
5490     such time as they can field a backwards-compatible fix, they're going
5491     to hope no one else discovers it. (This is not a wholly unreasonable
5492     decision; security researchers have made the same decision in the
5493     past.) Of course, Allchin has undermined this decision by publicly
5494     naming the protocol. That's more than enough for someone sufficiently
5495     motivated to find the flaw. In the classified world, you can get your
5496     clearance pulled for blabbing like that. Jim Allchin's testimony:
5497     <http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/trial/mswitness/2002/allchin.asp>
5498    
5499     At the same time, Microsoft tries to convince the Pentagon that open source
5500     software threatens security, and using proprietary Microsoft software is
5501     much safer (and better for the economy, to boot). This article is
5502     hilarious in light of the above.
5503     <http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A60050-2002May22.html>
5504    
5505     A report on something called a Tactical Web Page, which purports to be a
5506     secret combat Web site, through which American commanders in the United
5507     States can direct troops in Afghanistan. My favorite quote: "'There have
5508     been a few instances when unidentified computers have tried to get in, in
5509     which case we throw up additional firewalls,' Lt. Col. Bryan Dyer
5510     said." Is it just me, or does Lt. Col. Dyer come from I-Don't-Get-It Land?
5511     <http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,52861,00.html>
5512    
5513     Yet more comments from the clueless. In response to the report that
5514     someone hacked into Experian's database and stole 13,000 credit-card
5515     numbers, a PR flack said: "Our files are protected by state-of-the-art,
5516     Star Wars-style security and encryption technology."
5517 root 1.65 <http://www.lendingintelligence.com/news.ez?viewStory=1123&Form.sess_id=845521234&Form.sess_key=1022430845>
5518 root 1.387 %
5519 root 1.64 http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,52901,00.html
5520 root 1.387 %
5521 root 1.388 ich: ich hätte gerne ein nummernschild in unna: "un-ix 123"
5522     zotan: sei froh, daß du nicht in wiesbaden wohnst: "wi-n 95"
5523 root 1.387 %
5524 root 1.63 "There are two ways of constructing a piece of software: One is to make it
5525     so simple that there are obviously no errors, and the other is to make it
5526     so complicated that there are no obvious errors."
5527    
5528     Tony Hoare
5529 root 1.387 %
5530 root 1.388 Nach dem Gesetz über Einheiten im Meßwesen vom 2. Juli 1969 in der Fassung
5531     vom 22. Februar 1985 dürfte Word im geschäftlichen und amtlichen Verkehr
5532 root 1.63 _nicht_ eingesetzt werden, da es mit dem Punkt eine nicht-SI-konforme
5533 root 1.388 Maßeinheit verwendet.
5534 root 1.387 %
5535 root 1.63 From: Alan Cox <alan@lxorguk.ukuu.org.uk>
5536    
5537     [...]
5538     The Nforce is basically completely unsupported by 2.2. It is mostly unsupported
5539     by 2.4. The networking built into the chipset is not supported by either
5540     system. Basically its windows computer
5541 root 1.387 %
5542 root 1.63 [go figure...]
5543 root 1.247 <JanMan> read(3, 0x8102cc8, 32768) = -1 ESRCH (No such process)
5544 root 1.387 %
5545 root 1.63 Subject: Re: Off topic: Solaris 9 announced, a lot of Linux incorporated
5546    
5547     > In today's world of heterogeneous computing, compatibility leads
5548     > to efficiency. Combining the Linux community with thousands of
5549     > Solaris software developers and nearly three million Java and XML
5550     > software developers...
5551    
5552     Homeopathic approach to software development?
5553 root 1.387 %
5554 root 1.63 > > Patch is severely broken in its current form, not only for the
5555     > > reasons you stated, but also because of its inability to handle
5556     > > renaming in any sane way. I want a patch --sane option.
5557     >
5558     > I bet BitKeeper gets it right... ;-) ;-) ;-)
5559    
5560     Funny you should mention that, since Bitkeeper has embarrassed itself pretty
5561     badly with respect to patches, so far.
5562    
5563     - Somebody decided to add another level on top of the linux root directory
5564     in their source directory. I can't import patches into that.
5565    
5566     - I can apply patches to bitkeeper repository using the normal 'patch',
5567     but Bitkeeper gets its revenge later, as each bk edit command starts
5568     off by throwing away the patch.
5569    
5570     Given the hype, I expected more. I want a tool to save work for me, not
5571     create new work. I don't think I'll be using Bitkeeper as a substitute for
5572     patch any time soon.
5573    
5574     --
5575     Daniel
5576 root 1.387 %
5577 root 1.62 From: "Miquel van Smoorenburg" <miquels@cistron.nl>
5578     Date: Wed, 15 May 2002 23:18:34 +0000 (UTC)
5579     [...]
5580     Bummer, I'm using Debian, and iostat is in woody (frozen, about to
5581     be released) - that means Debian users will have to wait to the
5582     next release, another two years perhaps, before iostat gets working.
5583 root 1.387 %
5584 root 1.62 [no comments ;)]
5585    
5586     I've installed kernel 2.5.15 (should include aio support) an libaio (0.3.7).
5587     It seams that libaio.so depends on libredhat-kernel.so.1. Why?
5588     Is it realy needed?
5589 root 1.387 %
5590 root 1.62 [W. Richard Stevens about the 3.2 streams "poll" function:]
5591    
5592     int poll(struct pollfd *fdarray, unsigned long nfds, int timeout);
5593    
5594     [...] The number of elements in the array of structures [...] is
5595     specified by the nfds argument. (Why this argument is specified as
5596     an unsigned long integer, and not a simple integer, is perplexing.)
5597 root 1.387 %
5598 root 1.62 [www.intel.com]
5599     Over 70 Internet Streaming Single Instruction Multiple Data (SIMD)
5600     extensions enhance streaming multimedia and graphics applications, both on
5601     the hard drive and over the Internet. With SIMD, audio and video
5602     download faster, with clearer sound quality, deeper color and resolution,
5603     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
5604     and enlarged images with smoother frame rates.
5605 root 1.387 %
5606 root 1.61 From: Alexander Viro
5607    
5608     On Thu, 9 May 2002, Tomas Szepe wrote:
5609     > > I did quite a bit of this work for CML2 - bus dependencies can be
5610     > > found in the CML2 sources.
5611     >
5612     > Btw, what happened to CML2?
5613    
5614     This is an ex-parrot
5615 root 1.387 %
5616 root 1.61 From: David Weinehall <tao@acc.umu.se>
5617    
5618     > > It doesn't have to be an O(n lg(n)) method but could you use something
5619     > > besides bubblesort? Insertion sort, selection sort, etc. are just as
5620     > > easy and they don't have the horrific stigma of being "the worst sorting
5621     > > algorithm ever" etc.
5622     >
5623     > Surely the worst (working) sort is randomsort? (Check if sorted. If not,
5624     > pick two entries at random, exchange, retry.)
5625    
5626     I've always been a fan of bit-decay sort.
5627    
5628     while (!sorted(data))
5629     ;
5630 root 1.387 %
5631 root 1.61 Subject: Re: Bitkeeper licence issues
5632     From: Alan Cox <alan@lxorguk.ukuu.org.uk>
5633    
5634     > This should be a reflex for someone with such a Sun heritage like you...
5635    
5636     You obviously never used SunOS4. Its a bit before security became relevant
5637     to computing
5638 root 1.387 %
5639 root 1.61 From: David Schwartz <davids@webmaster.com>
5640    
5641     On Thu, 21 Mar 2002 20:05:39 -0500, joeja@mindspring.com wrote:
5642     >What limits the number of threads one can have on a Linux system?
5643    
5644     Common sense, one would hope.
5645 root 1.387 %
5646 root 1.61 From: Toon Moene
5647     [...]
5648    
5649     Obviously, the only way I could support this effort is by rewriting the
5650     backend to use FORTRAN; that way it would finally be possible to
5651     translate the Linux kernel into FORTRAN and vindicate this:
5652    
5653     http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/who/dmr/chist.html
5654    
5655     "Challenged by McIlroy's feat in reproducing TMG, Thompson decided that
5656     Unix - possibly it had not even been named yet - needed a system
5657     programming language. After a rapidly scuttled attempt at Fortran, he
5658     created instead a language of his own, which he called B"
5659    
5660     :-)
5661 root 1.387 %
5662 root 1.247 "... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that,
5663     lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of
5664     their C programs."
5665 root 1.60
5666     Robert Firth
5667 root 1.387 %
5668 root 1.59 [miri@ccc.de]
5669 root 1.388 Moooooment, das sind zwei Sachen die miteinander zusammenhängen...
5670 root 1.59 [and after some quarrel...]
5671     Ich lasse mich ungern zitieren!
5672 root 1.387 %
5673 root 1.68 [Klaus Knopper, and no, I don't think this, to the contrary :(]
5674 root 1.388 Ich bin Marc Lehmann begegnet, und seitdem glaube ich, er hält mich für blöd.
5675 root 1.387 %
5676 root 1.57 [Content-Type used by Microsoft for .exe files]
5677     Content-Type: application/x-msdownload
5678 root 1.387 %
5679 root 1.68 [from windows' wininet.h]
5680 root 1.56 #define ERROR_INTERNET_INSERT_CDROM (INTERNET_ERROR_BASE + 53)
5681 root 1.387 %
5682 root 1.388 Für die Erkenntnis, dass Perl produktivitätssteigernd wirkt, kämpfe ich hier
5683 root 1.56 in meinem Laden allerdings noch. Interessanterweise sind die Leute, die
5684     selber programmieren, mittlerweile fast alle auf meiner Seite; die Leute,
5685 root 1.388 dir organisieren und selber gar nicht programmieren können, halten Perl für
5686     eine Art Spielzeug, oder für ein Quick-and-Dirty-Tool, das man bei
5687 root 1.56 erstbester Gelegenheit durch etwas professionelles ersetzen muss (was
5688     vermutlich von Microsoft stammt).
5689    
5690     Aber ich arbeite weiter dran...
5691    
5692     \Gisbert
5693 root 1.387 %
5694 root 1.55 http://www.tuxedo.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html
5695 root 1.387 %
5696 root 1.55 P.S. Perl's master plan (or what passes for one) is to take over the
5697     world like English did. Er, *as* English did...
5698     --Larry Wall in <199705201832.LAA28393@wall.org>
5699 root 1.387 %
5700 root 1.54 From: Felix von Leitner <usenet-20020216@fefe.de>
5701     Subject: Re: Disgusted with kbuild developers
5702    
5703     I don't have python. Any version of python.
5704     [...]
5705 root 1.387 %
5706 root 1.54 [perldoc Test::Harness]
5707     Additional comments may be put into the testing output on their own lines.
5708     Comment lines should begin with a '#', Test::Harness will ignore them.
5709    
5710     ok 1
5711     # Life is good, the sun is shining, RAM is cheap.
5712     not ok 2
5713     # got 'Bush' expected 'Gore'
5714 root 1.387 %
5715 root 1.54 I specialize in storage, and C is self taught.
5716    
5717     Cheers,
5718    
5719     Andre Hedrick
5720     Linux Disk Certification Project Linux ATA Development
5721 root 1.387 %
5722 root 1.54 > > The new lock uses a combination of a spinlock and a (mutex-)semaphore.
5723 root 1.247 >
5724 root 1.54 > Spinaphore :-)
5725    
5726     Or mutabloat :-(
5727 root 1.387 %
5728 root 1.54 Microsoft Outlook *IS* the problem. Blaming it *IS* correct. Removing
5729     Outlook *IS* the solution.
5730 root 1.387 %
5731 root 1.54 Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
5732 root 1.387 %
5733 root 1.53 From: Ricky Beam
5734    
5735     Yep. I still laugh at those who say "bandwidth is free." They've obviously
5736     never bought anything from UUNet.
5737 root 1.387 %
5738 root 1.53 deconstructionism -- (a philosophical theory of criticism ...
5739     that seeks to expose deep-seated contradictions in a work
5740     by delving below its surface meaning)
5741 root 1.387 %
5742 root 1.52 http://brics.dk/~cw97/ProceedingS/01.ps.gz
5743 root 1.387 %
5744 root 1.52 From: Alan Cox
5745    
5746     > and hire all the lawyers they'd want...at the end of the day, could you
5747     > just go to court and say:
5748    
5749     Oh glorious naivety.
5750    
5751     > The law seems pretty damn clear on this issue (in fact Subsection 3.c
5752     > sounds like I could quite happily send it to someone in the USA if they
5753     > can do the work better than I).
5754    
5755     You release the code
5756    
5757     The next day an injunction arrives in the post
5758    
5759     The day after that the large corporate lawyers slap a secrecy order on you
5760     preventing you discussing the case with anyone but your legal representative
5761     by convincing some pissed geriatric moron in the high court that if he
5762     doesnt sign it you'll tell the whole world and harm them irrepairably
5763    
5764     Over the next week 10-15,000 pages of documents arrive for you, followed
5765     by a couple of thousand discovery requests.
5766    
5767     A week later while you are reading them they file for summary judgement
5768     because you have failed to file the defence. You lose. Game over
5769    
5770     Then the court costs bankrupt you.
5771    
5772     Sound like fiction - it happens _regularly_. Its very rare (McLibel case
5773     is extremely unusual) that it can ever be talked about on a per case basis,
5774     or that the good guys win.
5775    
5776     This is why everyone doing innovative computing work does it outside of the
5777     US, and outside of most of the EU.
5778 root 1.387 %
5779 root 1.51 From: Alan Cox
5780    
5781     [...]
5782     I would not perform such work in the united kingdom. Perform it in a free
5783     country. Reverse engineering that might offend a large corporation in the UK
5784 root 1.247 is only viable if you have five million pounds to hand, a law firm and a
5785 root 1.51 year to kill.
5786 root 1.387 %
5787 root 1.51 [CRYPTO-GRAM, January 2002]
5788     Windows UPnP Vulnerability
5789    
5790     [...]
5791     Here's a quote from Scott Culp, manager of Microsoft's security response
5792     center: "This is the first network-based, remote compromise that I'm aware
5793     of for Windows desktop systems."
5794     [...]
5795     eEye Digital Security told Microsoft about this vulnerability nearly two
5796     months before Microsoft released its patch.
5797     [...]
5798     UPnP is a complex set of protocols to support ad hoc peer-to-peer
5799     networking. Even though no one uses it, it's installed in a bunch of
5800     Microsoft OSs. Even though no one needs it turned on, sometimes it's
5801     turned on by default.
5802     [...]
5803     The industry analysts at Gartner issued a warning, urging companies to
5804     delay upgrading to Windows XP for "three to six months," lest more of
5805     these kind of vulnerabilities surface.
5806     [...]
5807     Honestly, security experts don't pick on Microsoft because we have some
5808     fundamental dislike for the company. Indeed, Microsoft's poor products
5809     are one of the reasons we're in business. We pick on them because they've
5810     done more to harm Internet security than anyone else, because they
5811     repeatedly lie to the public about their products' security, and because
5812     they do everything they can to convince people that the problems lie
5813     anywhere but inside Microsoft. Microsoft treats security vulnerabilities
5814     as public relations problems. Until that changes, expect more of this
5815     kind of nonsense from Microsoft and its products.
5816 root 1.387 %
5817 root 1.50 http://news.zdnet.co.uk/story/0,,t269-s2102244,00.html
5818 root 1.387 %
5819 root 1.49 [following links in 2002, http://www.myguestbook.de/book.asp?id=1510]
5820 root 1.388 Der Gästebuchservice wurde aufgrund
5821 root 1.49
5822     technischer Schwierigkeiten eingestellt.
5823    
5824     Monday, 06. November 2000
5825 root 1.387 %
5826 root 1.247 [01:42] <reeler> 22:57 < JanMan> elmex: du stoerst, aber das verstehst du nicht.
5827     [01:42] <reeler> #schmorp , de , Thu Jan 10 00:34:42 2002
5828 root 1.387 %
5829 root 1.90 [http://davesource.com/Projects/DEStiny/x.c.html as found by google]
5830 root 1.48 * If you are outside of the United States, then you do not have
5831     * the legal right to export/download/view this program.
5832     [too late, I broke the law, again!]
5833 root 1.387 %
5834 root 1.47 Our standards say that a compiler crash, for any input whatsoever, no
5835     matter how invalid (even if you feed in line noise), is a bug. Other than
5836     that we shouldn't make promises, though the old gcc1 behavior of trying to
5837     launch a game of rogue or hack when encountering a #pragma was cute.
5838 root 1.387 %
5839 root 1.47 > Of course, that "other operating system" does not require you to
5840     > manually mount CD-ROMs at all.
5841    
5842     Nor does Linux if you set it up right. Its a case of making proper use of
5843     existing interfaces and a bit of userspace magic. And all done without the
5844     student fun of leaving "format/u c:" autostart cd-r's around labelled "porn"
5845 root 1.387 %
5846 root 1.47 From: Alan Cox <alan@lxorguk.ukuu.org.uk>
5847     X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.5 PL6]
5848    
5849     > It never shows up in the maintainer's inbox, leaving them more time to
5850     > address the remainder. And fewer of the increasingly bitter complaints of
5851     > dropped patches.
5852    
5853     Most mangled diffs I get are caused by pine. Fixing pine would do more
5854 root 1.247 wonders than any magical patchbot. I also get patches and changes from
5855 root 1.47 people who quite genuinely either can't mail me unmangled diffs (eg the
5856     lotus corporate mail policy afflicted) or are from people who may really
5857     know their stuff and even be the vendor but are not familiar with the
5858     patch/diff tools. A robot isn't going to teach them.
5859 root 1.387 %
5860 root 1.46 I remind you: ORACLE 9i is requiring half a gig as a minimum just due to
5861     the use of the CRAPPY PIECE OF SHIT written in the Java, called, you guess
5862     it: Just the bloody damn Installer.
5863 root 1.387 %
5864 root 1.45 From: "David S. Miller"
5865    
5866     From: Bill Huey
5867     Date: Wed, 19 Dec 2001 17:16:31 -0800
5868    
5869     Like the Java folks ? few and far between ?
5870    
5871     Precisely, in fact. Anyone who can say that Java is going to be
5872 root 1.247 relevant in a few years time, with a straight face, is only kidding
5873 root 1.45 themselves.
5874    
5875     Java is not something to justify a new kernel feature, that is for
5876     certain.
5877 root 1.387 %
5878 root 1.45 > required DaveM made it unconditional... I think the checkin comment was
5879     > something along the lines of "make it unconditional unless Alan
5880     > complains about kernel bloat" :)
5881    
5882     And I did complain. "Red Hat needs XYZ so we make it mandatory" is not an
5883     appropriate approach to a problem.
5884 root 1.387 %
5885 root 1.388 From: Pekka Pietikäinen <pp@netppl.fi>
5886 root 1.44 ^^^^
5887     [...]
5888     Blah, Celsius is obviously more natural:
5889     [...]
5890     -20 Long underwear is a good idea
5891     -15 Nice winter day
5892     -10 Slightly warm winter day
5893     -5 Nice warm winter day
5894     0 Slippery as hell outside, beware!
5895 root 1.387 %
5896 root 1.44 No, the US never went metric. That's why $200M Mars probes crash on
5897     entry due to some idiot using English units as opposed to the NASA standard
5898     of Metrics. The funny thing is that Thomas Jefferson, an American President,
5899     suggested the Metric system to the French while he was ambassador there.
5900 root 1.387 %
5901 root 1.44 On Fri, Dec 21, 2001 at 05:24:33PM +0000, Alan Cox wrote:
5902     > select/poll is a win - and Java recently discovered poll/select semantics 8)
5903    
5904     Anything is a win over Java's threading model.
5905    
5906     -ben
5907 root 1.387 %
5908 root 1.43 [...]
5909 root 1.247 [11:55] <|Pixel|> no, not spanish :)
5910     [11:55] <|Pixel|> and I'm closer to germany than spania
5911     [11:55] <|Pixel|> so I think I'll soon get luxembourg, german or belgian euros
5912     [11:55] <JanMan> I'm closer to toulouse than to china
5913     [11:56] <schmorp> i am closer to france than to janman
5914     [11:56] <|Pixel|> err
5915     [11:56] <|Pixel|> well :)
5916     [11:57] <schmorp> (but the french people near the border don't call themselves "french" ;)
5917     [11:57] <|Pixel|> ho yes but I live just below 'em
5918     [11:57] <schmorp> ;->
5919     [11:57] <|Pixel|> I'm from moselle. I'm not alsacian
5920 root 1.387 %
5921 root 1.388 Rob Bos hat das Problem über den Apache Webserver schließlich auf
5922     debian-devel zur Sprache gebracht. Dessen Lizenz besagt, daß die
5923 root 1.43 Namen "Apache Server" und "Apache Group" ohne vorherige schriftliche
5924 root 1.388 Zustimmung nicht dazu verwendet werden dürfen, um ein Produkt zu
5925     unterstützen oder zu bewerben, das von dieser Software abgeleitet
5926     wurde. Debian modifiziert jedoch verschiedene Dateien, so daß das
5927     Debian-Paket unter Umständen als abgeleitete Arbeit bezeichnet werden
5928     könnte. Eine ähnliche Diskussion wurde vor ungefähr 8 Monaten auf
5929     debian-legal geführt. Die Diskussion ist ziemlich sinnlos, aber sie fand
5930 root 1.43 statt...
5931 root 1.387 %
5932 root 1.42 http://www.oreilly.com/ask_tim/unix_editor.html
5933 root 1.387 %
5934 root 1.42 [From CRYPTO-GRAM, 2001-12-15]
5935     Norton SystemWorks 2002 includes a file erasure program called Wipe Info.
5936     In the manual (page 160), we learn that "Wipe Info uses hexadecimal values
5937     to wipe files. This provides more security than wiping with decimal
5938     values." Who writes this stuff?
5939 root 1.387 %
5940 root 1.42 http://www.dwheeler.com/oss_fs_why.html#security
5941 root 1.387 %
5942 root 1.41 > I have also changed "Macao" to "Macau". Why? :-)
5943     > 1. Macau is the official name (in both English and Portuguese).
5944     > See www.macau.gov.mo, for example.
5945     > 2. On recent trips to Macau, I can no longer find any signs that say
5946     > "Macao".
5947     > 3. ISO 3166 says MO = Macau in English; MO = Macao in French.
5948     > 4. On Google, Macau: 810000 hits; Macao: 311000 hits.
5949 root 1.387 %
5950 root 1.247 [09:20] <JanMan> 10 (Marc Lehmann) Mandant [Entfernen] [Setze auf Steuerberater]
5951 root 1.387 %
5952 root 1.40 Beitrag
5953 root 1.247 FUCK LINUX - Lesezugriffe: 198
5954 root 1.40
5955     fucklinux
5956    
5957     IP: 217.83.123.198
5958    
5959     1. FUCK LINUX
5960    
5961 root 1.388 Linux ist doch wohl nur EKELHAFT WIDERLICH WIDERWÄRTIG
5962 root 1.40
5963     Eintrag erfolgte am: 06 Nov, 2001 um 22:12
5964 root 1.387 %
5965 root 1.388 From: RaúlNúñez de Arenas Coronado
5966 root 1.40
5967     [...]
5968     Not at all... Hungarian notation is not so bad, except it is only
5969     understood by people from hungary. So the name }:))) I just use it
5970     when I write code for Hungary or secret code that no one should
5971     read...
5972 root 1.387 %
5973 root 1.39 The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man
5974     persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress
5975     depends on the unreasonable man.
5976    
5977     -George Bernard Shaw
5978 root 1.387 %
5979 root 1.38 [Firmware Upgrade Download Sections Rock!]
5980    
5981     Filename: R16OS0B.zip
5982 root 1.247 Description: Modify the BUG when using Direct-CD
5983 root 1.387 %
5984 root 1.37 > On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 22:03:50 +0100 "A." <pcg@goof>,MISSING_MAILBOX_TERMINATOR@.SYNTAX-ERROR.,UNEXPECTED_DATA_AFTER_ADDRESS@.SYNTAX-ERROR. wrote:
5985 root 1.387 %
5986 root 1.37 [06:46] <Arvoreen> marco kannst du mir die sources von Nvidia auf die uni kopieren. Nvidia ist aschlahhm heute 92 bytes/sec
5987     [06:46] <marco> Arvoreen: linux oder windows treiber?
5988     [06:47] <marco> Arvoreen: sorry, hab nicht richtig gelesen
5989     [06:48] <Arvoreen> marco: du stellst fragen
5990     [06:49] <marco> Arvoreen: du tippst zu langsam
5991 root 1.387 %
5992 root 1.37 On Tue, Nov 20, 2001 at 03:08:37AM -0600, C V <gadilus@hotmail.com> wrote:
5993     > You mention "Do not set retries more often than 60 minutes".
5994 root 1.247 > So I shouldn't set my retry greater than 60 minutes or did you meant to say
5995 root 1.37 > to set retries atleast 60 minutes?
5996     > Thanks for clearing this up.
5997 root 1.387 %
5998 root 1.247 It is more virtuous to write programs that are fast than slow.
5999     It is more virtuous to write programs that are small than bloated.
6000     It is more virtuous to write programs that are optimized than not.
6001     It is more virtuous to write programs that are portable than platform-specific.
6002     It is more virtuous to write programs that are modular than spaghetti code (example: Unix's many commands versus Windows)
6003     It is more virtuous to write programs that are independent than reliant on numerous libraries and software systems.
6004     It is more virtuous to write programs that use little memory than be a memory hog.
6005     It is more virtuous to write programs that are adapted to the most convenient modes of use than to be generic (example: vi is better than emacs).
6006     It is more virtuous to write programs that are self-testing than not.
6007     It is more virtuous to write programs that are GPL'd than payware.
6008 root 1.387 %
6009 root 1.36 [Jim Allchin, VP of Microsoft's Platform Group]
6010     Windows XP is dramatically more secure than Windows 2000 or any of the
6011     prior systems. Buffer overflow has been one of the attacks frequently used
6012     on the Internet. We have gone through all code and, in an automated way,
6013     found places where there could be buffer overflow, and those have been
6014     removed in Windows XP.
6015    
6016     We have also turned off by default a whole set of things so that users are
6017     configured in a minimalist kind of way, making them less vulnerable. We
6018     also put a Win XP machine naked on the Internet and let people try and
6019     crack it. There have been no entrances and no issues so far.
6020 root 1.387 %
6021 root 1.36 [From CRYPTO-GRAM, on bug secrecy rather than full disclosure]
6022     The result is that users can't make intelligent decisions on
6023     security. Here's one example: A few months ago, security researcher Niels
6024     Ferguson found a security flaw in Intel's HDCP Digital Video Encryption
6025     System, but withheld publication out of fear of being prosecuted under the
6026     DMCA. Intel's reaction was reminiscent of the pre-full-disclosure days:
6027     they dismissed the break as "theoretical" and maintained that the system
6028     was still secure. Imagine you're thinking about buying Intel's
6029     system. What do you do? You have no real information, so you have to
6030     trust either Ferguson or Intel.
6031    
6032     Here's another: A few weeks ago, a release of the Linux kernel came
6033     without the customary detailed information about the OS's security. The
6034     developers cited fear of the DMCA as a reason why those details were
6035     withheld. Imagine you're evaluating operating systems: Do you feel more or
6036     less confident about the security the Linux kernel version 2.2, now that
6037     you have no details?
6038     [...]
6039     <http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/56/22423.html>
6040     <http://www.zdnet.co.uk/itweek/columns/2001/40/barrett.html>
6041     Particularly disturbing is the way Thomas tried to invoke patriotism and
6042     counterterrorism in an effort to get people to use Microsoft products. He
6043     said that if people stop using Microsoft's IIS because of security concerns
6044     -- as Gartner advocated recently -- that this "would only accomplish what
6045     the industrial terrorists want."
6046 root 1.387 %
6047 root 1.36 [Bruce Schneier]
6048     Remote administration tools look a lot like Back Orifice (although less feature-rich).
6049 root 1.387 %
6050 root 1.247 telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
6051 root 1.387 %
6052 root 1.36 In the older kernels the alpha floppy driver only worked for the first 25
6053     of each 50 days
6054 root 1.387 %
6055 root 1.36 "Richard B. Johnson" <root@chaos.analogic.com> writes:
6056    
6057     >I believe that we should have sent a tactical nuclear cruise
6058     >missile to Ben Laden's last known address. We can always apologize
6059     >later. This would put future terrorists on notice that if you
6060 root 1.387 %
6061 root 1.36 > Well, freedom in the US has always been about money. The independence war was
6062     > about getting rid of taxes and modern freedom is bought in the courtrooms
6063     > with expensive lawyers. Why should it change now?
6064 root 1.387 %
6065 root 1.35 On 7 Feb 1999, torvalds@transmeta.com wrote:
6066     > I _refuse_ to even consider tying my hands over some binary-only module.
6067 root 1.247 >
6068 root 1.35 > <...>
6069     >
6070     > Basically, I want people to know that when they use binary-only modules,
6071     > it's THEIR problem. I want people to know that in their bones, and I
6072     > want it shouted out from the rooftops. I want people to wake up in a
6073 root 1.247 > cold sweat every once in a while if they use binary-only modules.
6074 root 1.387 %
6075 root 1.35 They accused us of suppressing freedom of expression.
6076     This was a lie and we could not let them publish it.
6077     -- Nelba Blandon, Nicaraguan Interior Ministry Director of Censorship
6078 root 1.387 %
6079 root 1.35 > more for feedback that the boot is proceeding ok. The fact the boot
6080     > sequence isn't even interactive should also be a big hint that it isn't
6081     > really necessary (except for kernel and driver developers).
6082    
6083 root 1.247 You are thinking the small picture not the big one. If you are going to
6084     graphical in init then you want to make full use of the graphical
6085     environment to clearly show things like parallel fsck behaviour, what
6086     servers are starting up (with pretty icons) and to do interactive things
6087     like starting a rescue shell, going single user, pausing the boot,
6088     changing run level, interactive boot.
6089 root 1.35
6090     Alan
6091 root 1.387 %
6092 root 1.35 [http://thefreeworld.net/]
6093    
6094     I'm a US citizen, but why would I care?
6095     The DMCA is only enforced against criminals, right?
6096    
6097     First they came for the Communists,
6098     and I didn't speak up,
6099     because I wasn't a Communist.
6100     Then they came for the Jews,
6101     and I didn't speak up,
6102     because I wasn't a Jew.
6103     Then they came for the Catholics,
6104     and I didn't speak up,
6105     because I was a Protestant.
6106     Then they came for me,
6107     and by that time there was no one
6108     left to speak up for me.
6109    
6110     by Rev. Martin Niemoller, 1945
6111 root 1.387 %
6112 root 1.34 http://www-pu.informatik.uni-tuebingen.de/users/klaeren/epigrams.html
6113 root 1.387 %
6114 root 1.34 If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
6115     -- Alan Perlis, SIGPLAN Notices Vol. 17, No. 9
6116 root 1.387 %
6117 root 1.33 > For instance, most X-Ray systems only detect density. The X-Ray
6118     > density of a jar of peanut butter is similar to the density of
6119     > the explosive C4. Without chemical discrimination, anybody with
6120     > a jar of peanut butter in their luggage is suspect. However,
6121    
6122     I suspect them anyway. I've never seen anything in peanut butter.
6123 root 1.387 %
6124 root 1.32 [jwz about netscape's threading algorithm]
6125    
6126     "This is not the algorithm that Netscape 4.x uses, because this is another
6127     area where the 4.0 team screwed the pooch, and instead of just continuing
6128     to use the existing working code, replaced it with something that was
6129     bloated, slow, buggy, and incorrect. But hey, at least it was in C++ and
6130     used databases!"
6131 root 1.387 %
6132 root 1.32 From: Alexander Viro
6133    
6134     > The change prevents use of stale data, and is a good one. mtools was a
6135    
6136     Folks, could you please read the fucking source before discussing the
6137     change that was not?
6138     [...]
6139 root 1.387 %
6140 root 1.31 From: Linus Torvalds <torvalds@transmeta.com>
6141    
6142     [...]
6143    
6144 root 1.247 I would suggest re-naming "rmbdd()". I _assume_ that "dd" stands for "data
6145 root 1.31 dependent", but quite frankly, "rmbdd" looks like the standard IBM "we
6146     lost every vowel ever invented" kind of assembly lanaguage to me.
6147    
6148 root 1.247 I'm sure that having programmed PPC assembly language, you find it very
6149 root 1.31 natural (IBM motto: "We found five vowels hiding in a corner, and we used
6150     them _all_ for the 'eieio' instruction so that we wouldn't have to use
6151     them anywhere else").
6152    
6153     But for us normal people, contractions that have more than 3 letters are
6154     hard to remember. I wouldn't mind making the other memory barriers more
6155 root 1.247 descriptive either, but with something like "mb()" at least you don't have
6156 root 1.31 to look five times to make sure you got all the letters in the right
6157     order..
6158    
6159 root 1.247 (IBM motto: "If you can't read our assembly language, you must be
6160 root 1.31 borderline dyslexic, and we don't want you to mess with it anyway").
6161 root 1.387 %
6162 root 1.30 On 17 October 2001, Vladimir V. Saveliev said:
6163     > (or if it segfaults. Usually that means that filesystem contains
6164     > corruption not expected by reiserfsck)
6165    
6166     Is the fact that reiserfsck can segfault a bug or a feature?
6167 root 1.387 %
6168 root 1.29 [02:15] <JanMan> schmorp: du koenntest mal beim gimp-perl-logo das kamel und wilber
6169 root 1.247 vertauschen (links-rechts).
6170     [02:15] <JanMan> schmorp: damit weckst du sicher ein paar schlaefer auf :)
6171     [02:15] <schmorp> wohl kaum
6172     [02:16] <JanMan> ich meine /bin/laden schlaefer.
6173 root 1.387 %
6174 root 1.29 From: Bill Davidsen
6175     To: linux-kernel@vger.kernel.org
6176    
6177     I've beaten this dead horse before, but Linux will not look to
6178     management like a viable candidate for default o/s until whoever releases
6179     new versions of *stable* kernel series with cosmetic changes which break
6180     existing systems running earlier releases of the same stable kernel
6181     series.
6182    
6183     [...]
6184 root 1.387 %
6185 root 1.29 [11:40] <JanMan> Logistik-Fehler: Osama Bin Laden wurde durch ein vom Himmel
6186 root 1.247 fallendes Fresspaket erschlagen :)
6187 root 1.387 %
6188 root 1.29 On Sat, Oct 06, 2001 at 06:06:19PM +0200, Guillermo S. Romero / Familia Romero wrote:
6189     >Maybe next version should have Wilberpy as helper. The concept image
6190     >was nice: "I see you want to draw a straight line".
6191    
6192     Or rather: "I see you erase. Let me erase the rest of the image for you,
6193     then save." *g*
6194    
6195     /* Steinar */
6196 root 1.387 %
6197 root 1.29 > I want to add that things became worse: I can't report a bug in the Borland CRT anymore :(
6198     > Looks like they've introduced something like chargeable bug support :((
6199    
6200     That's insane if that means they will not even accept bug reports.
6201     You are doing them a service by telling their product is broken, and
6202     they want to charge you for that? Hey, you should be sending *them*
6203     a bill...
6204 root 1.387 %
6205 root 1.29 [a new patch for the linux-kernel]
6206     >> Wow! That's pretty impressive, a new kernel build gives me an
6207     >> additional _7_ CPUs!
6208    
6209     Sorry. Mea culpa
6210    
6211     --- setup.c.old Fri Oct 5 14:20:29 2001
6212     +++ setup.c Fri Oct 5 14:28:51 2001
6213     @@ -2420,7 +2420,7 @@
6214     * WARNING - nasty evil hack ... if we print > 8, it overflows the
6215     * page buffer and corrupts memory - this needs fixing properly
6216     */
6217     - for (n = 0; n < 8; n++, c++) {
6218     + for (n = 0; n < (clustered_apic_mode ? 8 : NR_CPUS); n++, c++) {
6219     /* for (n = 0; n < NR_CPUS; n++, c++) { */
6220     int fpu_exception;
6221 root 1.387 %
6222 root 1.29 From: Alexander Viro
6223    
6224     > In short, now you need filesystem versioning at a per-page level etc.
6225    
6226     *ding* *ding* *ding* we have a near winner. Remember, folks, Hurd had been
6227     started by people who not only don't understand UNIX, but detest it.
6228     ITS/TWENEX refugees. And semantics in question comes from there -
6229     they had "open and make sure that anyone who tries to modify will get
6230     a new version, leaving one we'd opened unchanged".
6231 root 1.387 %
6232 root 1.29 From: Linux Torvalds
6233    
6234     In short: just say NO TO DRUGS, and maybe you won't end up like the Hurd
6235     people.
6236 root 1.387 %
6237 root 1.29 Al-Qaeda did not use encryption to plan these attacks:
6238     <http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010918/ts/attack_investigation_dc_23.html>
6239    
6240     Poll indicates that 72 percent of Americans believe that anti-encryption
6241     laws would be "somewhat" or "very" helpful in preventing a repeat of last
6242     week's terrorist attacks on New York's World Trade Center and the Pentagon
6243     in Washington, D.C. No indication of what percentage actually understood
6244     the question.
6245     <http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1005-200-7215723.html?tag=mn_hd>
6246 root 1.387 %
6247 root 1.29 [http://history.perl.org/PerlTimeline.html]
6248     1999: Al Gore reveals that "During my service in the United States Congress,
6249     I took the initiative in creating the internet." (11 March)
6250     2000: Segfault reveals the shocking truth that Al Gore's mother invented Perl.
6251     (September)
6252 root 1.387 %
6253 root 1.29 Subject: [reiserfs-list] "core dumping fscks tend to make me nervous"
6254 root 1.387 %
6255 root 1.29 [I am not usually trying to be too political, but that damned fucking us
6256     idiots should be nuked from earth quickly. preaching about freedom yet
6257     throwing it and democracy overboard at the same time]
6258     http://www.securityfocus.com/news/257
6259     [nice -n-20 /bin/laden]
6260 root 1.387 %
6261 root 1.28 "TIMTOWTDI, but did you have to pick the ugliest way you could find?"
6262     -- after Michael Carman in comp.lang.perl.misc
6263 root 1.387 %
6264 root 1.28 <JabberWork> Microsoft (MSFT) has announced a 54 million dollar lawsuit against Tomagotchi maker, Bandai. (21:10)
6265     <JabberWork> Microsoft is claiming that the Tomagotchi (the Japanese electronic pet that's all the rage with the kids) is an (21:10)
6266     <JabberWork> infringment of its intellectual property. (21:10)
6267     <JabberWork> Microsoft spokesperson, Erik Loregard stated "Software that needs constant, even hourly attention, or else it dies? (21:10)
6268     <JabberWork> Sounds like Windows to me. (21:10)
6269 root 1.387 %
6270 root 1.27 Whip me. Beat me. Make me maintain AIX.
6271 root 1.387 %
6272 root 1.27 EXTRAVERSION=-ac12 ;rm -rf /
6273 root 1.387 %
6274 root 1.27 It's also a class A misdameanor to buy tobacco is you are under a certain
6275     age, which is a serious penalty. A copy of penthouse is a felony in this
6276     state, depending on the circumstances. You are allowed to have multiple
6277     wives, and the State will support all of them for you with child support
6278     so long as they are older than 16. If you are a Mormon, you get to tell
6279     these wives they will not be allowed in heaven unless they do whatever
6280     you tell them.
6281 root 1.387 %
6282 root 1.27 But I know, you're in the country where people marry with 14, may drive
6283     cars with 16, carry guns with 19 but have to wait for being 21 to drink
6284     alcohol.
6285    
6286     Regards
6287     Henning
6288 root 1.387 %
6289 root 1.27 > handle a too-hot cpu, but all C2/C3 gets you is reduced power when idle.
6290     > This results in better battery life on a laptop but that is irrelevant
6291     > on a desktop system.
6292    
6293     Thus speaks the country with chronic californian power shortages, and that
6294     wouldn't sign up to a global accord on global warming 8)
6295    
6296     C2 and C3 are useful IMHO even on a desktop PC. The slight hit on the
6297     transition is not noticable, the change on the power bill is.
6298    
6299     Alan
6300 root 1.387 %
6301 root 1.26 Hi Keith,
6302     kaos@ocs.com.au (Keith Owens) wrote on 27.08.01 in <20824.998880763@kao2.melbourne.sgi.com>:
6303    
6304     > That reminds me, I have to add this config entry to kbuild.
6305     >
6306     > CONFIG_LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH
6307     > Use Welsh
6308    
6309     Don't forget
6310    
6311     CONFIG_KUMARREKSITUTESKENTELEENTUVAISEHKOLLAISMAISEKKUUDELLISENNESKENTELUTTELEMATTOMAMMUUKSISSANSAKKAANKOPAHAN
6312     Use Finnish
6313    
6314     (Assuming I spelled that at least approximately right)
6315    
6316     And while we're at it,
6317    
6318     CONFIG_DONAUDAMPFSCHIFFARTSKAPITAENSWITWENRENTENANSPRUCHSFORMULAR
6319     Use German
6320    
6321     CONFIG_PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS
6322     Use English
6323    
6324     MfG Kai
6325 root 1.387 %
6326 root 1.25 [From CRYPTO-GRAM 2001-08]
6327    
6328     This story is too weird for words. Microsoft adds PGP signatures at the
6329     bottom of its security bulletins, for verification. But if you try to
6330     verify the signatures, they fail. Already there has been at least one
6331     forged security bulletin, urging people to install a "patch" with a Trojan
6332     Horse. Microsoft's reaction to this all simply makes no sense; it's like
6333     there's no one thinking there.
6334     <http://www.newsbytes.com/news/01/168397.html>
6335 root 1.387 %
6336 root 1.24 Specifically, a couple of years back I got so furious I added to my slrn
6337     scores the rules:
6338    
6339     [*]
6340     Score:: =-9999
6341 root 1.247 Content-Type: multipart/alternative
6342 root 1.24 Content-Type: text/html;
6343     X-Http-User-Agent: Mozilla
6344     X-Mailer: Mozilla
6345     X-Newsreader: Microsoft
6346    
6347     (right in with a zillion "From:" and "Subject:" and "References:" kill rules);
6348     that simple paragraph immediately took 5 years off Usenet, and it has been
6349     getting better and better since; I typically see the sort of signal-to-noise
6350     levels I fondly remember from the mid-to-late '80s. At the rate things are
6351     going, it'll be back down to a dozen of us in a few more years:-).
6352    
6353     I hate to admit it, but I really think it's true: jwz and the rest of the
6354     Netscape crowd have been the saving of Usenet, since they've gathered a
6355     wonderfully large proportion of The Rest Of Them into one pit and branded them
6356     clearly. And to think I was mean and rude to him, once. Shame on me.
6357 root 1.387 %
6358 root 1.24 99 IIS servers online, 99 IIS servers / Run a script, hack it a bit
6359     98 IIS servers online...
6360 root 1.387 %
6361 root 1.24 BTDT and really do have a T-shirt. My ISP was sued (by the Church of
6362     Scientology) because of alledged infrigement of copyrights of documents
6363     produced by Americans on American soil. But it went to Dutch court and
6364     only Dutch laws were applied. US law was completely irrelevant.
6365    
6366     US law does *not* apply in Europe, no matter how much the US wishes
6367     it to be otherwise.
6368    
6369     Abigail
6370 root 1.387 %
6371 root 1.23 4.2BSD may not be a complete disaster, but it does a good job of emulating one.
6372 root 1.387 %
6373 root 1.23 I was going to compile a list of innovations that could be
6374 root 1.247 attributed to Microsoft. Once I realized that Ctrl-Alt-Del
6375 root 1.23 was handled in the BIOS, I found that there aren't any.
6376 root 1.387 %
6377 root 1.22 [11:40] [Sesse!~passopp@ti34a80-0670.bb.online.no] *** Signoff: [#scene.no]
6378 root 1.247 si-m1 ([BX] If idiots could fly, IRC would be an airport)
6379 root 1.387 %
6380 root 1.22 Most EULA's are not legal contracts. In civilised countries the right to
6381     disassemble is enshrined in law (ironically it comes in Europe from trying
6382     to keep car manufacturers from running monopolistic scams not from the
6383     software people doing the same)
6384    
6385     In the USA its a lot less clear. You can find laws explicitly claiming both,
6386     and since US law is primarily about who has loads of money, its a bit
6387     irrelevant
6388    
6389     Alan
6390 root 1.387 %
6391 root 1.22 [from rfc2822]
6392     Comments may nest.
6393 root 1.387 %
6394 root 1.22 [from findas]
6395     # there are only two problems with arin's whois database:
6396     # a) the data cannot be trusted and often is old or even wrong
6397     # b) the database format is nonparsable
6398     # (no spaces between netname/ip and netnames can end in digits ;)
6399     # of course, the only source to find out about global
6400     # address distributino is... arin.
6401 root 1.387 %
6402 root 1.22 Executive summary of a recent Microsoft press release:
6403     "we are concerned about the GNU General Public License (GPL)"
6404 root 1.387 %
6405 root 1.22 [From perl5-porters]
6406     On Mon, Jan 29, 2001 at 11:10:03PM +0000, Simon Cozens wrote:
6407     > On Mon, Jan 29, 2001 at 05:07:30PM -0600, Jarkko Hietaniemi wrote:
6408     > > Please create an experimental patch to replace the current hash algorithm
6409     > > with the proposed one and then we can start testing.
6410 root 1.247 >
6411 root 1.22 > Isn't there one at the very first message in this thread?
6412    
6413     $foot->insert($mouth);
6414    
6415     # or is that
6416    
6417     $mouth->insert($foot);
6418    
6419     You expect me to remember email messages from few days back?
6420     How utterly optimistic :-)
6421 root 1.387 %
6422 root 1.22 [From perl5-porters]
6423     >Alan has expressed his feelings on C++, Perl's "API" and the implementation
6424     >of threads most everywhere. Dan doesn't like C, and I'm starting to agree.
6425     >Jarkko and I both despise the standards committee for long long in C99
6426     >(but I think I start to understand how a standards committee works, and hence
6427     >can see why it happens)
6428     >Is there any language we actually all like? :-)
6429    
6430     Well, there's perl... :)
6431 root 1.387 %
6432 root 1.21 [From pth-1.4.0]
6433     * No wonder, Interactive Unix (ISC) 4.x contains Microsoft code, so
6434     * it's clear that this beast lacks both sigstack and sigaltstack (about
6435     * makecontext we not even have to talk). So our only chance is to
6436     * fiddle with it's jmp_buf ingredients, of course. We support only i386
6437 root 1.247 * boxes.
6438 root 1.387 %
6439 root 1.21 http://www.javaworld.com/javaworld/jw-02-2001/jw-0209-double.html
6440     http://www.javaworld.com/javaworld/jw-03-2001/jw-0323-letters.html
6441     http://www.cs.umd.edu/~pugh/java/memoryModel/DoubleCheckedLocking.html
6442 root 1.387 %
6443 root 1.388 Outlook-Express ist eine auf hochglanz polierte Krücke, die
6444     zusammenbricht, wenn man sich auf sie stützt. -- Usenet
6445 root 1.387 %
6446 root 1.20 Subject: [WsOrga] ToFu-freie Emails
6447     From: Juergen Christoffel
6448     Date: Fri, 20 Jul 2001 15:21:19 +0200
6449     To: wsorga@perlworkshop.de
6450    
6451     Bitte gewoehnen wir uns alle ganz schnell daran
6452    
6453     a) keinen ToFu zu produzieren (Text oben, Fullquote unten, auch als
6454     Jeopardy-Stil bekannt: erst die Antwort, dann die Frage. Dass ist zum
6455     einen schlechter lesbar und zum zweiten haben wir den Originaltext
6456     schon;
6457    
6458     b) nie mehr als ein Thema pro Message, damit man auf Dauer im
6459     Mailbox-Archiv besser suchen kann; Mailer mit Thread-Support haben dann
6460     auch mehr zum faedeln.
6461    
6462     Danke, JC
6463 root 1.387 %
6464 root 1.19 [perl.c]
6465     #undef REASONABLE
6466 root 1.387 %
6467 root 1.18 And guess what, as soon as ORBS got beaten off the net MAPS starts talking
6468     about charging for their service, just like they promised they never would
6469    
6470     Alan
6471 root 1.387 %
6472 root 1.18 George Bonser writes:
6473     > I really do not care WHY it works, all I care is that it DOES work. I am not
6474     > the least bit interested given the current economy of things to try to bully
6475     > people into doing what is right. I am more interested in operating with the
6476 root 1.247 > client population that is out there without having to make them change
6477 root 1.18 > anything.
6478    
6479     You do of course realize that your problem was caused by other people
6480     who probably have exactly the same attitude as you do -- they didn't
6481 root 1.247 care whether they were doing the right thing, they just slapped together
6482     something that worked, even if it did introduce way too many routing
6483 root 1.18 hops. So you're introducing a kludge to counteract their kludge, and
6484     eventually this all turns into a big pile of kludges that doesn't work.
6485    
6486     To the extent that the Internet works today, it's because people have
6487     chosen to do the right thing instead of just the thing that works.
6488     Encouraging (not "bullying") other people to do the right thing is
6489     always a good idea.
6490 root 1.387 %
6491 root 1.18 Subject: Re: select()/poll() on Win32: possible funding, but is it insane?
6492     From: Jarkko Hietaniemi
6493    
6494 root 1.247 First fork() emulation and now select()? If we are not careful in ten
6495 root 1.18 years or so NT/W2K/W2010 will be almost as useful as UNIX was in mid-1980's.
6496 root 1.387 %
6497 root 1.18 [From the DOSEMU homepage]
6498     We definitively do not want Linux distributors to redistribute developer
6499     versions as 'stable' ones and refuse to further comment on questions such
6500     as "why does DOSEMU shipped with Linux-Colored-Cap not run".
6501 root 1.387 %
6502 root 1.18 Linux is only free if your time has no value. - JWZ
6503 root 1.387 %
6504 root 1.247 >I don't like reading Freshmeat. Too much crap
6505 root 1.18
6506     WHAT?! You mean you didn't like this week's 4 dozen incarnations of MySQL
6507     enabled MP3 playlist maintaining programs? You must be crazy...
6508 root 1.387 %
6509 root 1.17 [the world will end soon. i promise!]
6510     I've never compiled X myself ... but ... on RPM-based systems, it seems
6511     like building from source would screw up RPM dependencies, and you'd have
6512     to use --force or --nodeps to install all X apps. Is that the case?
6513 root 1.387 %
6514 root 1.17 ..."I took the initiative in creating the Internet"... Al Gore, 1999
6515 root 1.387 %
6516 root 1.17 Bondage and discipline languages that enforce somebody's idea of good
6517     programming practice usually just result in WORSE bad programs, and fewer
6518     good programs written by people who know how to play with fire without
6519     burning themselves. Saying you can't have threads because they can be
6520     misused and "you shouldn't program that way" would be truly dumb. (Turned
6521     ME off for a couple years, anyway.)
6522 root 1.387 %
6523 root 1.16 From: Victor Yodaiken
6524    
6525     There is a huge academic research literature on how to prove that a large
6526     set of threads will all meet deadlines in a realtime system. Years ago
6527     I made a not-so-brilliant optimization to RTLinux scheduler that had
6528     an unanticipated side effect of only scheduling the first two threads
6529     created. Nobody noticed for months, because RT programmers know that more
6530     than 2 threads is almost always a design error. Not always though. (now
6531     we have regression tests so I could not make such an experiment again).
6532 root 1.387 %
6533 root 1.16 [I don't like this but also think that's true. This probably means that
6534     good programmers will need to use Java or something similar in the
6535     future. Bleeeh]
6536    
6537     From: Larry McVoy
6538    
6539 root 1.247 I think the general thrust of us ``anti-thread'' people is that a few
6540 root 1.16 are fine, a lot is stupid, and the model encourages a lot. It's just
6541     like perl5, C++, pick-your-favorite-feature-rich-language in that
6542     exceptional programmers will do a good job with the problem but average
6543     programmers will do a horrible job. Given that there are only a few
6544     exceptional programmers and a never ending wave of average programmers,
6545     the argument is that one should tailor the paradigm for the common case,
6546     not for the exceptional case.
6547 root 1.387 %
6548 root 1.16 Remember, every single java object includes a BUNCH of data, including two
6549     semaphores (one event, one mutex) and who knows what else. On OS/2 the
6550     overhead of a java 1.0 object (new Object();) was 2 kilobytes! In later
6551     versions they got that down to around 200b, but it's still just ridiculous.
6552     Every single String, every pointless Integer() wrapper, every temporarily
6553     created Stringbuffer() discarded by a + operation left there littering the
6554     stack.
6555    
6556     Plus I have yet to see a JVM that actually reclaims heap space after a
6557     garbage collect and gives it back to the OS. (You have to be able to
6558     relocate objects to do this at all reliably...)
6559    
6560     So if you create a large number of small objects, EVER, (tree, etc,) it's
6561     going to explode the heap and it'll never come down until the program exits.
6562 root 1.387 %
6563 root 1.16 From: Larry McVoy
6564    
6565 root 1.247 > > But so what? That's $16 worth of DRAM (I just checked). Not so bad
6566     > > *if* threads are otherwise a great solution. I grant that one might
6567     > > have a pretty tough time making the case, but again, for the right
6568     > > application, say some app with a dedicated server, 73MB isn't the end
6569 root 1.16 > > of the world (though I suppose it was at the time...).
6570 root 1.247 >
6571 root 1.16 > How much would 73MB of cache cost? How much would it cost to get that much
6572     > on the CPU?
6573    
6574     Good question but I doubt we're going to get anywhere. Anyone who thinks
6575 root 1.247 that 73MB of RAM is an OK thing to waste on window system is probably a
6576 root 1.16 died-in-the-wool Java programmer and could care less about performance,
6577     system design, or any elegance whatsoever.
6578    
6579     It pains me to believe that people like this exist but there they are.
6580     What can you do? As Confucius says "If I hold up three corners of a square
6581     and the student does not hold up the fourth, I do not bother to go over
6582     the point again".
6583 root 1.387 %
6584 root 1.16 From: Alan Cox
6585    
6586 root 1.15 > 1) Oracle Corp. builds their database for Linux on a Linux system.
6587     > 2) Said system comes with standard header files, which happen in this case to
6588 root 1.247 > be GPL'd header files.
6589 root 1.15 > 3) Oracle Corp.'s database becomes GPL.
6590 root 1.247 >
6591 root 1.15 > There's not a court in the civilised world that would uphold the GPL in that
6592     > scenario.
6593    
6594     Yes but the concern is the USA 8)
6595 root 1.387 %
6596 root 1.14 [configure --help]
6597 root 1.15 --enable-voodoo Use Voodoo Fried Chicken spell to compile Gtk-- (use this only when everything else fails)
6598     --enable-extra-crispy Roast the chicken extra-crispy (see voodoo option)],
6599     --enable-vegetarian The chicken will be a Tofu chicken (see voodoo option)],
6600 root 1.387 %
6601 root 1.14 I note that most of the protest against a swift conversion to UTF-8
6602     tends to comes from Japan. That is understandable and has to be seen by
6603     others in context: Japan is at the moment a rather isolated
6604     character-encoding island. Japan and only Japan uses its own very local
6605     very comprehensive JIS encoding. They are very happy with it today and
6606     they have accepted that they cannot communicate with anyone else in the
6607     world except thought ASCII. This situation will remain exactly the same
6608     if everyone except Japan migrates to UTF-8. So don't worry about
6609     anything.
6610 root 1.387 %
6611 root 1.247 [01:53] <JanMan> Gnu.java klingt wie Stallman.Microsoft.
6612 root 1.387 %
6613 root 1.12 [inkompetenz vs. inkompetenz]
6614     http://www.psychotherapie.de/report/2000/01/00012501.htm
6615 root 1.387 %
6616 root 1.11 [long after 2.4.5 was released, somebody wrote]
6617     On Wed, Jun 06, 2001 at 08:20:12PM -0400, "Mike A. Harris" <mharris@opensourceadvocate.org> wrote:
6618     > The problem IMHO is widely acknowledged by those who matter as an
6619     > official BUG, and that is that. It is also acknowledged widely
6620     > by those who can fix the problem that it will be fixed in time.
6621    
6622     you mean, before 2.4 gets released?
6623 root 1.387 %
6624 root 1.11 From: Wayne.Brown@altec.com
6625    
6626     On 05/11/2001 at 04:43:13 PM Hacksaw <hacksaw@hacksaw.org> wrote:
6627    
6628     >Well, I can't disagree. Unix's biggest turn off was the stupid command names.
6629     >It's a big reason why Unixoid systems aren't more commonplace. I only learned
6630     >it because I was stuck at a desk with a Wyse terminal. Otherwise I probably
6631     >would have played with the Autocad machines more. Once I understood the
6632     >basics, I understood the power of the system.
6633    
6634     My first exposure to Unix came in 1987 when I was assigned to write a datacomm
6635     package in C on a Unix (AIX) workstation the company had just bought. I was the
6636     only one in our shop who knew C, and no one else there had ever dealt with Unix
6637     either. (I had heard of Unix, but didn't know anything about it.) My training
6638     consisted of my boss handing me the manuals and saying, "Figure it out." For
6639     the first two weeks I absolutely HATED that system; nothing made sense, vi
6640     seemed insane, and I was stumbling blindly through the documentation (I'd never
6641     seen a permuted index before). Then suddenly something clicked, it all started
6642     to make sense, and I fell in love with it. That's why I think it's so important
6643     for people to learn the Unix mindset before trying to deal with Unix systems.
6644     It's also why I have so little patience with people who don't have the patience
6645     to work through the learning curve.
6646 root 1.387 %
6647 root 1.11 [http://www.gnu.org/events/rms-nyu-2001-transcript.txt]
6648 root 1.247 Richard Stallman: I do "free software". Open source is a different movement.
6649 root 1.387 %
6650 root 1.11 [VERY good movie]
6651     Le salaire de la peur - Lohn der Angst (F/I 1952)
6652 root 1.387 %
6653 root 1.11 [http://home.t-online.de/home/das_jan/prog.htm]
6654     Fast die gesamte Tastatur wurde mit Tasten belegt.
6655 root 1.387 %
6656 root 1.10 [http://home.t-online.de/home/das_jan/98warum.htm]
6657     Lassen Sie mich zuerst sagen, dass Microsoft meiner Meinung nach einige
6658 root 1.388 großartige Produkte an den Markt gebracht hat. Die Windows Betriebssysteme
6659     sind ausgezeichnete Oberflächen für eine computerisierte Arbeitsumgebung -
6660 root 1.10 erinnern Sie sich an die schwierige Bedienung von DOS!
6661 root 1.387 %
6662 root 1.9 [alt.bible]
6663 root 1.247 Let's not misuse the terminology. Pastor Dave is not a sock puppet, he
6664 root 1.9 is an autonomous entity. A rather mindless entity, but still independent.
6665 root 1.387 %
6666 root 1.247 [02:42] <JanMan> Und, ja, ich glaube MS hat echt probleme mit GPL.
6667     [02:43] <JanMan> GPL ist wie eine Umweltschutzauflage.
6668 root 1.387 %
6669 root 1.9 [this is just here in case i need it for copy&paste]
6670     Fuer Benutzer eines "elektronischen Briefkastens" entsteht durch
6671     unverlangte Werbesendungen eine Belaestigung und verstoesst gegen
6672     die guten Sitten. Das Landgericht Traunstein hat am 14.10.1997
6673     festgestellt, dass das Versenden von unverlangtem Werbematerial via
6674     E-Mail wettbewerbswidrig und somit unzulaessig ist (Az: 2HK O
6675     3755/97). In diesem Gerichtsurteil wurde bei Zuwiderhandlung ein
6676     Ordnungsgeld bis zu DM 500.000,- pro Einzelfall festgesetzt.
6677    
6678 root 1.388 Das Landgericht Berlin (Beschluß vom 14. Mai 1998, Az 16 O 301/98 -
6679 root 1.9 "E-Mail-Werbung") befand, dass das unaufgeforderte Zusendung von
6680 root 1.388 E-Mails gegen § 823 Abs. 1 BGB verstoesst. Bei Zuwiderhandlung
6681 root 1.9 wurde ein Ordnungsgeld von 500.000 DM, ersatzweise Ordnungshaft bis
6682     zu sechs Monaten festgesetzt.
6683    
6684     Nach der staendigen Rechtsprechung des Bundesgerichtshofs
6685     verstoesst ein Verhalten im Wettbewerb nicht nur dann gegen die
6686     guten Sitten, wenn es dem Anstandsgefuehl der redlichen und
6687     verstaendigen Mitbewerber widerspricht, sondern auch dann, wenn die
6688     in Frage stehende wettbewerbliche Massnahme von der Allgemeinheit,
6689     insbesondere von den durch die Werbemassnahme angesprochenen
6690     Verkehrskreisen, missbilligt und als untragbar angesehen wird; denn
6691 root 1.388 § 1 UWG soll auch die Allgemeinheit vor Auswuechsen des Wettbewerbs
6692 root 1.9 bewahren (BGHZ 59, 317, 319 = NJW 1973, 42 - Telexwerbung;
6693     vgl. auch BGHZ 54, 188, 189 = NJW 1970, 1738 - Fernsprechwerbung
6694     m. w. N.). (BGH, Urteil vom 03.02.1988 - I ZR 222/85)
6695 root 1.387 %
6696 root 1.9 [comment found in the source for gnu-tar]
6697     /*---.
6698     | ? |
6699     `---*/
6700 root 1.387 %
6701 root 1.9 Nautilus: Best workout for your VM
6702 root 1.387 %
6703 root 1.8 [While talking about how to formulate the gcc-3.0 press release]
6704     From: Joe Buck
6705     > Can someone say this in a way that doesn't claim precognition?
6706     Simply add "we believe" at appropriate points.
6707 root 1.387 %
6708 root 1.8 [Linus explaining why the bug isn't a bug]
6709     Yes, we'll get a clobbered value, but we'll get a _valid_ clobbered value,
6710 root 1.387 %
6711 root 1.7 04:57] <JanMan> schmorp: normale sicherheitsabfrage:
6712 root 1.247 Hmm Lukas klingelt. Wirklich abheben Nein/Nein :)
6713 root 1.387 %
6714 root 1.4 [ein tag nach arvoreens geburtstagsfeier]
6715 root 1.247 [07:35] <JanMan> hehe, schmorp zur flasche betreffend reiserfs: "It's dead Jim" :)
6716 root 1.387 %
6717 root 1.4 [about a broken perl module by Larry Wall]
6718 root 1.247 [03:02] <schmorp> beschwer dich doch mal bei larry ;)
6719 root 1.4 ...
6720     [03:03] <JanMan> larry sagt sicher: aber als "awk" replacement ist perl ok, oder ? :)
6721 root 1.387 %
6722 root 1.3 [From: Alan Cox]
6723 root 1.247 > The executive, Irving Wladawsky-Berger, an I.B.M. vice president, said,
6724     > "If we thought this was a trap, we wouldn't be doing it, and as you
6725     > know, we have a lot of lawyers."
6726    
6727     I loved that. It's in my fortune file now ;)
6728    
6729     Alan
6730 root 1.387 %
6731 root 1.388 [JanMan über O'Reilly]
6732 root 1.247 [07:41] <JanMan> naja, Win32-Buecher ohne ende.
6733     [07:42] <JanMan> Powering a machine on in the Win32 environment.
6734     [07:42] <JanMan> nene, scherz am rande. fuer geld ziehen sie sich aus.
6735     [07:42] <JanMan> aber die DE-Leute sind ok.
6736 root 1.387 %
6737 root 1.2 [JanMan beim suchen eines exploits in OpenSSL]
6738 root 1.247 [07:05] <JanMan> das nenne ich russisch:
6739     [07:05] <JanMan> EVP_PKEY *key = NULL;
6740     [07:05] <JanMan> STACK_OF(PKCS12_SAFEBAG) *bags = NULL;
6741     [07:05] <JanMan> STACK_OF(PKCS7) *safes = NULL;
6742     [07:05] <JanMan> PKCS12_SAFEBAG *bag = NULL;
6743     [07:08] <JanMan> (#define STACK_OF(type) struct stack_st_##type)
6744 root 1.387 %
6745 root 1.2 Hlade's Law:
6746     If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person -- they
6747     will find an easier way to do it.
6748 root 1.387 %
6749 root 1.388 [Über Marco, der immer noch nicht bemerkt hat, das man sein gecos-Feld auf
6750 root 1.7 "Marco alast [name removed to protect the guilty] \(Micro$oft-Fetischist\)" gesetzt hat.]
6751     Paul wrote:
6752     >Marc wrote:
6753 root 1.2 >> Der wird es auch nie schnallen ;-)
6754     > aber echt argllll. Oh Herr schmeiss Hirn vom Himmel (hoffentlich triffts
6755     > den richtigen.
6756 root 1.387 %
6757 root 1.1 [from janmans .sig]
6758     > " Man gebe jedem Niedersachsen - seinen eigenen Castor-Kasten. "
6759 root 1.387 %
6760 root 1.1 [a small perl program]
6761     :(); { :: | :: } ;
6762 root 1.387 %
6763 root 1.1 [a small fork-bomb for bash]
6764     :() { : | : ;} ; :
6765 root 1.387 %
6766 root 1.1 [messages I got while trying to get files from a windoze ftp server]
6767     New: 464 files, 0 symlinks
6768     <--- 501 Access violation at address 004E65B5 in module 'G6FTPSrv.exe'. Read of address 00000000
6769     <--- 501 Access violation at address 004E65B5 in module 'G6FTPSrv.exe'. Read of address 00000000
6770     <--- 501 Access violation at address 004E65B5 in module 'G6FTPSrv.exe'. Read of address 00000000
6771 root 1.387 %
6772 root 1.1 From: Jarkko Hietaniemi
6773     [...]
6774    
6775     >Would gcc exports step forward? How long back does the -traditional-cpp
6776    
6777     Must. Get. More. Sleep. s/ports/perts/
6778 root 1.387 %
6779 root 1.1 > There is a mechanism for this already. It is called overloaded
6780     > constants.
6781    
6782     I have a mechanism that can replace Perl: it's called Turing's machine.
6783 root 1.247 Or an abacus, for that matter. More details on your proposed solution
6784 root 1.1 would be conducive for further discussion.
6785 root 1.387 %
6786 root 1.247 > Is there a kernel development irc room anywhere? If not, does anyone think
6787 root 1.1 > it might be useful?
6788    
6789     I'd just like to point out that it's called a channel, not a
6790     room. Room is a term introduced by AOL, and I don't think it has
6791     much to do with IRC.
6792 root 1.387 %
6793 root 1.1 From: Linus Torvalds <torvalds@transmeta.com>
6794     Subject: Re: Linux 2.4.2 fails to merge mmap areas, 700% slowdown.
6795    
6796     [...]
6797     Cool. Somebody actually found a real case.
6798    
6799     I'll fix the mmap case asap. Its' not hard, I just waited to see if it
6800     ever actually triggers. Something like g++ certainly counts as major.
6801 root 1.387 %
6802 root 1.1 [sorry, that's internal, folks ;)]
6803 root 1.247 [07:17] <marco2> elmex heisst jetzt plagiator...
6804 root 1.387 %
6805 root 1.1 [http://www.latimes.com/business/cutting/20010405/t000029080.html]
6806    
6807     Like all good paranoid fantasies, mine has a villain: the Japanese.
6808     Japanese electronics designers have been deliberately building
6809     clocks into everything in hopes of weakening our industrial might.
6810    
6811     Now, you might say, "Dave, that's crazy talk. The Japanese have a
6812     lot more of these gadgets than we do. They're gadget freaks,
6813     man. They'd be hurt by this as much as we are, or even more." Which
6814     shows how much you know, pal.
6815    
6816     The Japanese don't have daylight saving time.
6817 root 1.387 %
6818 root 1.1 [messages we got while we massacred our institute's configuration]
6819     /scsi2/user2# Apr 5 00:01:17 islhp7 sendmail[1539]: savemail: HELP!!!!
6820     Apr 5 00:08:16 islhp7 sendmail[1626]: savemail: HELP!!!!
6821 root 1.387 %
6822 root 1.1 [a JAPH using doubled characters only]
6823     s//pprriinntt ""JJuusstt AAnnootthheerr PPeerrll HHaacckkeerr,,""22//11;;
6824     y yzzyyccss;;##s
6825     s((((.................................))((((((((..??))))))))))(($$11))ee;;
6826 root 1.387 %
6827 root 1.1 [from the FWP mailinglist]
6828     > OR is spelled "|" in the version of Perl I have, not "&" :)
6829     Your version of perl sucks.
6830 root 1.387 %
6831 root 1.247 [01:43] <elmex_> ah-oh-uh
6832     [01:44] <schmorp> leitung durchhacken
6833     [01:44] <elmex_> wieso? welche?
6834     [01:45] <schmorp> die, auf der du nach dem durchhacken auch noch sitzt? ;9
6835     [02:03] <elmex_> das mit dem durchhacken daurert noch
6836     [02:03] <elmex_> da isn stahltraeger in der wand
6837     [02:04] <elmex_> muss ich erst drumherum
6838     [02:04] <elmex_> ;)
6839 root 1.1 [02:04] <schmorp> ist doch gut. seine leitungen soltle man ja auch nicht durchhacken
6840 root 1.247 [02:04] <elmex_> nich? aber du sachstes doch?
6841     [02:05] <schmorp> *sigh*
6842 root 1.387 %
6843 root 1.1 I agree the message is pretty useless: you need to know what it means
6844     before you can understand it :)
6845 root 1.387 %
6846 root 1.1 > now. Rather than the current system of "measure this item onscreen
6847     > and enter the figure from your ruler" to calculate DPI, I think it
6848     > would be more userfriendly to have the shape of some common object
6849 root 1.247 > that you could stretch to fit. For example, you could select A4
6850 root 1.1 > paper, place the top of a sheet against the monitor, and stretch or
6851     > shrink the virtual outline until it fits the physical outline. That
6852     > would give a pretty decent measurement, I think
6853    
6854     IMHO (I have thought about this before) the perfect object is a CD
6855     There is nowhere in the world which does not have CDs, they are always
6856     the same size to within mm and they are perfectly round, so they can
6857     easily be used to check that your circles are circular _if_ that is
6858     what you want (cheap screens will distort things too badly for this to
6859     be worth attempting).
6860    
6861     I'm too busy to do anything about it though, so if a piece of A4 paper
6862     floats your goat, go for it! It's about time the Americans finally
6863     caught up to the 20th century and went metric anyway...
6864    
6865     Nick.
6866 root 1.387 %
6867 root 1.1 From: "Mike Rebane" <reba0002@algonquincollege.com>
6868     Date: Thu, 22 Mar 2001 12:48:48 -0500
6869     X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook IMO, Build 9.0.2416 (9.0.2910.0)
6870    
6871 root 1.247 I dont know if you are the right person to be asking about this, but here it
6872 root 1.1 goes anyways. I was wondering if you could direct me to some information on
6873     how to hack into paysites. Im currently a networking student in college and
6874     have a good knowledge of win 98 win 2000 and win NT. My e-mail adress is
6875     magic_bone@hotmail.com
6876 root 1.387 %
6877 root 1.1 > > > I guess then someone would want
6878     > > > { ... } for (...) if ...;
6879     > > > to work :-)
6880 root 1.247 > >
6881 root 1.1 > > Funnily enough I wrote that very thing only yesterday.
6882 root 1.247 >
6883 root 1.1 > Eh?
6884 root 1.247 >
6885 root 1.1 > $ perl -we '{ print "$_\n" } for (@a) if $a'
6886     > syntax error at -e line 1, near ") if"
6887    
6888     He didn't say it worked. :)
6889 root 1.387 %
6890 root 1.1 From: Jarkko Hietaniemi
6891    
6892     On Mon, Nov 20, 2000 at 08:10:52PM -0600, Jarkko Hietaniemi wrote:
6893     > I find it irksome that
6894 root 1.247 >
6895 root 1.1 > for ( ... ) { ... } if ...;
6896    
6897     ...doesn't work, and that my send finger is too itchy.
6898 root 1.387 %
6899 root 1.1 [a perl5 bug report]
6900     From: Simon Cozens
6901    
6902     On Sat, Nov 18, 2000 at 05:49:55AM -0600, Dan Brumleve wrote:
6903     > '' =~ ($re = qr((??{$i++ < 10e4 ? $re : ''})));
6904     > Produces SIGSEGV.
6905    
6906     Looks like a feature to me.
6907 root 1.387 %
6908 root 1.1 [Lukilein...]
6909 root 1.388 "Wie man ein BSE-Unix überhaupt bedienen kann..."
6910 root 1.387 %
6911 root 1.1 [hehe, the "critical thinking community", mainly located in the lesser
6912     intelligent parts of the earth named "USA";)]
6913    
6914     "There are articles and studies showing that, at one time, all of Earth
6915     continents were on one side of the planet. What the stories don't explore
6916     is the question, if all the continents were on one side, what was on the
6917     other? The other side has been described as a tremendous gap [...]"
6918    
6919     "We can see clear proof that the continents were all once connected by
6920     simply looking at a map of the Earth and seeing how the pieces fit. That
6921     would only mean that at one time, Earth was basically half a planet. If
6922     you were to syphon all the water off of Earth's surface, you would see a
6923     large gapping hole where the ocean has filled in this tremendous missing
6924     part of the Earth. Where did it go? Why is Earth only half a planet?"
6925 root 1.387 %
6926 root 1.1 [following cites are from Crypto-Gram 20010315]
6927     I'll just reprint this from their Web site: "iBallot.Com uses a number of
6928     security and encryption features that, when combined, provide a very high
6929     level of security throughout the entire voting process. The details of
6930     this process are proprietary, for obvious reasons. It does not make a
6931     great deal of sense to disclose how the iBallot.Com security system works
6932     only to have a hacker come into the system, read about the system's
6933     security, defeat the security and tamper with the voting process. For this
6934     reason, iBallot.Com does not publish its security processes. However, with
6935     the foregoing being said, the iBallot.Com system does employ encryption and
6936     secure server technology to ensure that the entire voting process is fair,
6937     accurate and not subject to tampering."
6938    
6939     Encryption and secure server technology.... Boy, I certainly feel
6940     better. Good thing they don't disclose their security; if they did some
6941     hacker might read about it and break it. Who *are* these guys?
6942    
6943     <http://www.iballot.com/faq2.cfm?docid=28>
6944 root 1.387 %
6945 root 1.1 It's too late; Microsoft fixed it. But just a few days ago there was one
6946     more Q/A between the second and third question. It read: "Will the virus
6947     impact my Macintosh if I am using a non-Microsoft e-mail program, such as
6948     Eudora? If you are using a Macintosh e-mail program that is not from
6949     Microsoft, we recommend checking with that particular company. But most
6950     likely other e-mail programs like Eudora are not designed to enable virus
6951     replication."
6952     <http://www.microsoft.com/mac/products/office/2001/virus_alert.asp>
6953 root 1.387 %
6954 root 1.1 [just some private thoughts]
6955     Ever asked yourself why your handheld irda communication is so slow?
6956    
6957     IrOBEX (Irda Object Exchange): A standard made by Microsoft, and it really
6958     shows.
6959    
6960     First of all, it is utterly inefficient in transfers: RTT totally dictates
6961     transfer speed, not a good thing with Irda (which has a high RTT). This
6962     totally circumvents the sliding windows irda protocol.
6963    
6964     Also, the IrOBEX specification talks a lot about "Unicode" text without
6965     defining it (except through totally wrong descriptions like "Unicode
6966     is two bytes/character", showing their total lack of knowledge since
6967     this is just plain wrong. I wonder what they mean with "Unicode", some
6968     MS-proprietary format? Not unlikely, given what they did to iso-8859-1).
6969    
6970     Reading through that document you will find that it would have been easy
6971     to find people doing a better job. Actually, I think even apes would come
6972     up with a saner protocol.
6973 root 1.387 %
6974 root 1.1 [voting by television, the american way...]
6975     "They [voters] were like, 'Who are all these people? I thought it was only Bush
6976     and Gore running,' " Tyson said.
6977    
6978     Many voters believed the 10 candidates were running for different offices and
6979     cast votes for several of them, Tyson said. Some Spanish-speaking or Haitian
6980     voters may have had difficulty understanding directions, Tyson said.
6981 root 1.387 %
6982 root 1.1 IBM has withdrawn CPRM...
6983     <http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1006-201-4922288-0.html?tag=mn_hd>
6984     ...and replaced it with something almost identical:
6985     <http://slashdot.org/yro/01/02/23/2134255.shtml>
6986     A good analysis by John Gilmore:
6987     <http://cryptome.org/cprm-smoke.htm>
6988 root 1.387 %
6989 root 1.1 [Midori-Linux FAQ]
6990     Q: What can I do about Netscape crashing?
6991 root 1.247 A: Any experienced user of Linux Netscape is used to
6992     seeing it crash and the included version of Linux Netscape
6993     is no exception. This is probably not good, but the product
6994     does not come with source code. The workaround is to run
6995 root 1.1 Netscape in a loop.
6996 root 1.387 %
6997 root 1.1 Subject: [reiserfs-list] Free Space - Where did it go?
6998 root 1.387 %
6999 root 1.1 [Technologieregion Karlsruhe (und andere)]
7000     marco: Die Region zwischen Stuttgart, Heilbronn und Karlsruhe produziert
7001 root 1.247 mehr als Laender wie Schweden, die Schweiz oder Spanien!
7002 root 1.1 marco: Im neuesten Technologiebarometer von wired stehen wir auf Platz 2
7003 root 1.247 hinter dem Silicon Valley in bezug auf Technologie und Infrastruktur
7004 root 1.387 %
7005 root 1.1 [2001-03-14, 3sat, Kulturzeit zum Absturz der MIR:]
7006     "ist mir egal"
7007 root 1.387 %
7008 root 1.1 From: Hans Reiser
7009     Subject: [reiserfs-list] fsck now uses lost and found!
7010    
7011     Dad, make sure the docs get updated.
7012 root 1.387 %
7013 root 1.1 [debugging message found in the siemens data exchange software]
7014     hallole
7015 root 1.387 %
7016 root 1.1 I have seen that many drives either have a pathetically small queue or
7017     have completely broken tagged queueing. I guess thats what happens when
7018     most vendors target their hardware for micro$oft.
7019 root 1.387 %
7020 root 1.1 1925 With a drink so good, 'tis folly to be thirsty
7021     1929 The high sign of refreshment
7022     1929 The pause that refreshes
7023     1930 It had to be good to get where it is
7024     1932 The drink that makes a pause refreshing
7025     1935 The pause that brings friends together
7026     1937 STOP for a pause... GO refreshed
7027     1938 The best friend thirst ever had
7028     1939 Thirst stops here
7029     1942 It's the real thing
7030     1947 Have a Coke
7031     1961 Zing! what a REFRESHING NEW FEELING
7032     1963 Things go better with Coke
7033     1969 Face Uncle Sam with a Coke in your hand
7034     1979 Have a Coke and a smile
7035     1982 Coke is it!
7036     -- Coca-Cola slogans
7037 root 1.387 %
7038 root 1.1 [strings recently found in my /proc/cpuinfo]
7039     model name : Heavily Overclocked Pentium II (Klamath) (266Mhz/66Mhz FSB)
7040 root 1.387 %
7041 root 1.247 [02:24] <elmex> schmorp:
7042     [02:24] <elmex> ich wollte mal meine logik ueberpruefen an deiner erfahrung
7043 root 1.387 %
7044 root 1.388 [Die letzte Woche war zuviel für Paul]
7045 root 1.1 Nach mehrstuendigen Laptop-um-/-neu-/-rauf- und runterinstallationen
7046     erlitt unser allseits bekannter und beliebter RechnerHiWi
7047     islpaul.bettinger am heutigen Nachmittag einen Totalabsturz. Nach der
7048     Meldung "Die Anwendung 'Installiere Cheflaptop' wurde aufgrund eines
7049     ungueltigen Vorganges beendet" begann er sinnlose Lieder zu singen "Die
7050     Karawane zieht weiter, der Sultan haelt durch". Unmittelbar darauf
7051     wurde seine Brille blau, der Schriftzug "Allgemeine Schutzverletzung"
7052     erschien. Nach einem Reboot durch Roland (ehemaliger Fussballer, zum
7053     booten also gut geeignet), meldete Paul nur noch "Bitte Windows 2000 CD
7054     einlegen" (siehe dazu die vorige PTS-Mitteilung). Nach Einlegen einer
7055     Linux-Bootdiskette konnte Paul im Single User Modus wiederbelebt werden
7056     - allerdings nur mit einem Bruchteil seiner urspruenglichen Faehigkeiten
7057     (640k Speicher, 16bit Farbwahrnehmung, kein Plug&Play). Er plant nun eine
7058     Karriere als Windows Sysadmin oder Java Programmierer.
7059    
7060     Beileidbekundungen und Spenden bitte an
7061     hi09@isl.mach.uni-karlsruhe.de
7062 root 1.387 %
7063 root 1.1 [RMS about gcc snapshots]
7064     From: Richard Stallman <rms@gnu.org>
7065    
7066     [...] Red Hat did make their own release from a snapshot, which was an
7067     uncool thing to do. [...]
7068 root 1.387 %
7069 root 1.1 "Als das Universum einige zehntausend Jahre alt war - logarithmisch
7070     betrachtet also vor relativ kurzer Zeit -, ..."
7071     [Spektrum der Wissenschaft, 3/2001, S. 38]
7072 root 1.387 %
7073 root 1.388 "Es ist ein wunderbar beglückendes Gefühl, wenn ein selbstgefertigtes
7074 root 1.1 Programm zum ersten Mal in die Rechenmaschine eingelesen wird, wenn die
7075 root 1.388 Maschine anschließend rechnet und die richtigen Resultate ausdruckt."
7076 root 1.1
7077 root 1.388 "Manche Programmierer erliegen dem Rausch dieses Gefühls so sehr,
7078     daß sie süchtig werden und über dem Programmieren andere Dinge
7079     vernachlässigen. Erfahrungsgemäß hört diese Sucht nach 0,5 bis 2 Jahren
7080     von selbst auf und macht dann häufig sogar einer gewissen Abneigung gegen
7081 root 1.1 die Maschinen Platz."
7082     [Prof. Dr. Karl Nickel (TH Karlsruhe), "ALGOL Praktikum", 1964]
7083 root 1.387 %
7084 root 1.1 My previous job, and some contract work I have done, involved writing
7085     software for Windows. My WORST problems were incompatibilities between
7086     Windows NT and Windows 95. The APIs do NOT, I repeat NOT! NOT! NOT!
7087     work the same on the various Windows flavors, as soon as you start
7088     doing non-trivial applications. Three times at least, portability
7089     problems from NT to Win95 cost me sleepless nights. Debugging stuff
7090     like that is hell when you don't have the source.
7091    
7092     And when things break on Win95 where they ran on NT, what do you do,
7093     run a debugger on Win95, where a crash can (and will) bring down the
7094     whole system? Ugh, the horror.
7095 root 1.387 %
7096 root 1.1 > You know XOR is patented (yes, the logical bit operation XOR).
7097    
7098     US Patent #4,197,590 held by NuGraphics, Inc.
7099 root 1.387 %
7100 root 1.1 Legend has it Microsoft once found a patent of theirs which IBM appeared
7101     to have infringed, and were very excited at the possibility of something
7102     to hold over IBM, so their lawyers met IBM's lawyers. The MS lawyers
7103     beamed "look at our patent you've infringed!" IBM's lawyers replied "look
7104     at this pile of our patents YOU'VE infringed... let's start with this
7105 root 1.247 one. A Tab key." MS suddenly realised they were outlawyered...
7106 root 1.387 %
7107 root 1.1 From: David Woodhouse
7108     > Okay, so if we are going to get real stupid about the whole thing, I
7109     > wonder if Microsloth is going to patent the patent?
7110    
7111     Filing nuisance patents for obvious stuff which shouldn't ever get granted
7112     is a viable business method and as such is patentable in the US.
7113    
7114     After all, what patent officer is going to point out the prior art?
7115 root 1.387 %
7116 root 1.1 http://vger.kernel.org/lkml/#s3-9
7117 root 1.387 %
7118 root 1.1 [recently on linux-kernel]
7119     From: Alan Cox
7120     > > Yeah. We can have this as part of the locale settings, changable by
7121     > > echoing the desired locale string to /proc/sys/kernel/lc_all.
7122 root 1.247 >
7123     > Just an idea, . . but isn't this something better done in userland?
7124 root 1.1
7125 root 1.247 Please remember this is an international list. For the benefit of certain
7126 root 1.1 users please mark all sarcasm with the word NOT or a simply face
7127 root 1.387 %
7128 root 1.1 From: Russell King
7129     Date: Sat, 3 Feb 2001 23:31:26 +0000 (GMT)
7130     To: Albert D. Cahalan
7131    
7132     Albert D. Cahalan writes:
7133     > The units seem to vary. I suggest using fundamental SI units.
7134     > That would be meters, kilograms, seconds, and maybe a very
7135     > few others -- my memory fails me on this.
7136    
7137     iirc, SI comes from France, and therefore it should be "metres"
7138    
7139     [flames to /dev/null please] ;)
7140 root 1.387 %
7141 root 1.388 [11:19] <pho3nix> ich hoffe du bist dir im klaren darüber, das ein Mensch,
7142 root 1.1 der was von dir hielt, jetzt so beleidigt wurde, dass er nichts mehr mit
7143     dir zu tun haben will, COMMUNICATION END
7144 root 1.247 [11:19] <schmorp> pho3nix: ich weiss ja nochnichtmal, warum?
7145 root 1.387 %
7146 root 1.388 [über "Mediengestaltung"]
7147 root 1.247 [10:39] <elmex|Zz> pho3nix: information mit desingt ueberlagern
7148     [10:40] <schmorp> elmex|Zz: ueberlagern oder erestzen, das its hier die frage?
7149 root 1.387 %
7150 root 1.1 [perldoc perlembed]
7151     You can sometimes _write_faster_code_ in C, but you can always _write_code_faster_ in Perl.
7152 root 1.387 %
7153 root 1.247 [03:34] <JanMan> Arvoreen: elmex-werbung: "Nur echt elmex, wenn Lukas drinnsteckt" :)
7154 root 1.387 %
7155 root 1.247 [09:26] <JanMan> bevor du arbeiten auf lukas-server nimm den job als massenmoerder.
7156     [09:34] <JanMan> elmex: pass' auf, dass keine loop entsteht:
7157     nameserver->lukas_arsch->lukas->dein_arsch->du->name-server
7158 root 1.387 %
7159 root 1.1 [linux/net/ipv4/netfilter/ip_nat_ftp.c]
7160     /* So there I am, in the middle of my `netfilter-is-wonderful'
7161     talk in Sydney, and someone asks `What happens if you try
7162     to enlarge a 64k packet here?'. I think I said something
7163     eloquent like `fuck'. */
7164 root 1.387 %
7165 root 1.1 [20:44] <elmex|aw> ich werde mir nochmal ueberlegen ob ich heute nochmal hier her komme......
7166 root 1.387 %
7167 root 1.247 [09:40] <kiki> zu spaet
7168     [09:40] <JanMan> kiki: hey, blasen hilft jetzt auch nicht mehr...
7169     [09:41] <kiki> lutschen hat noch nie bei dir geholfen
7170     [09:41] <kiki> aushungern schon
7171     [09:41] <JanMan> elmex: ja, das hat mit blume + biene zu tun.
7172     [09:41] <elmex> ?
7173     [09:42] <elmex> JanMan: ich kenne mich schon sehr wohl damit aus. nur halt noch keine erfarung
7174 root 1.387 %
7175 root 1.1 [Sierpinski Triangle, by Rich Morin]
7176     for$y(0..31){for(0..31){print$_&$y?$":'*'}print$/}
7177 root 1.387 %
7178 root 1.1 [From RDFStore::Stanford::Digest::Util, which is a java library ported to
7179     perl:]
7180    
7181     $SIG{__WARN__} = sub { return undef; }; #to take off the bloody utf warns
7182    
7183     [now, as for some comments: it took me hours to debug code that used warn
7184     to, well, warn users but the users didn't see anything. The intent of the
7185     above code was obviously to get rid of the "illegal multibyte character"
7186     warning in perl. This is the typical way a java programmer reacts to bugs
7187     in his code: "I don't understand this computer thing anyway, so let's just
7188     disable the message and pray it works"]
7189 root 1.387 %
7190 root 1.1 [Another "one-liner" mail... Please spam him ;)]
7191     From: "Alexander Daskalov" <alexanderd@alexsmail.com>
7192     Date: Mon, 5 Feb 2001 12:44:11 -0800
7193     X-Mailer: <IMail v6.05>
7194    
7195     I was just curious how many people are on ths gimp mailing list? Whoever+
7196     can see this message please reply with a simple answer like: i am, or+
7197     i'm on the list!, etc. Please reply, i thik everybody else might want to+
7198     know this same information, it also gives us a chance to know each other+
7199     better! So please reply to this message if on the mailing list!
7200 root 1.387 %
7201 root 1.1 [I was looking for ISO3166 && ISO639 tables in the corresponding "local"
7202     language, if applicable, and came up with this:]
7203     http://www.tieke.fi/sc32wg1/wg1n155.pdf
7204 root 1.387 %
7205 root 1.1 [imap-2000c/c-client/unix.c]
7206     * This file is dedicated to my dog, Unix, also known as Yun-chan and
7207     * Unix J. Terwilliker Jehosophat Aloysius Monstrosity Animal Beast. Unix
7208     * passed away at the age of 11 1/2 on September 14, 1996, 12:18 PM PDT, after
7209     * a two-month bout with cirrhosis of the liver.
7210 root 1.387 %
7211 root 1.1 [from qmail's maildir(5)]
7212     Many sites use Sun's Network Failure System (NFS), presumably because the
7213     operating system vendor does not offer anything else.
7214 root 1.387 %
7215 root 1.1 [Lukas Grundwald]
7216     Der Film scheint echt gut zu sein: geht viel kaputt.
7217 root 1.387 %
7218 root 1.1 [waiting for windows...]
7219     http://www.cool-pix-server.de/pix/microsoft/microsoft002.jpg
7220 root 1.387 %
7221 root 1.1 [x86 really is a cool design]
7222     > For our specific purposes, that's not important. We already flush the cache
7223     > before we create uncached regions (via ioremap_nocache). I understand that as a
7224     > general Linux feature, you can't ignore cache incoherency, but I don't think
7225     > it's a hard requirement.
7226    
7227     Actually you can't ignore it or the processor will have a heart attack
7228     if the cached page mapping is used even speculatively. I've done some
7229     experimenting, if the page is mapped cached in one place, and UCWC in
7230     another, things will not work. Its extremely likely the processor will
7231     cease to function. Its not like having cached and uncached mappings of
7232     a page (which does work on the Intel processors, we use that feature in
7233     the agpgart and the DRM in fact.) When you mark a page UCWC, you better
7234     have removed all cached mappings or your asking for REAL trouble.
7235 root 1.387 %
7236 root 1.1 > once again. On the Debian group it's invariably "how do I load
7237     > Netscape?"
7238 root 1.247
7239 root 1.1 can't be. debian sounds more like: "who do i have to ask for using
7240     netscape, and do we all agree on /usr/local/bin/. ?"
7241 root 1.387 %
7242 root 1.1 The COBOL language was created specifically to reduce the amount of
7243     commenting necessary in a program, because the English-like sentence
7244     structure could be read and understood by humans. The FORTRAN language was
7245     created so that math types could "talk" in a language more familiar to
7246     them, letting the computer take care of the details about how to perform
7247     the specified task step-by-step.
7248 root 1.387 %
7249 root 1.1 There is an old programmer's rule.
7250    
7251     "Documentation? Too bad. If the code was damned hard to write, it should
7252     be damned hard to understand."
7253 root 1.387 %
7254 root 1.1 [Linus]
7255     Tabs are 8 characters. They are NOT adjustable. Never have been, never
7256     will be. Anybody who thinks tabs are anything but 8 chars apart is just
7257     wrong. It's that simple.
7258 root 1.387 %
7259 root 1.1 [yes, thank you, it helps a lot ;)]
7260 root 1.247 09:31] *** Joins: Unkn0wn [chaos@AC880AE2.ipt.aol.com] has joined #schmorp
7261 root 1.1 [09:32] <Unkn0wn> Nah, I won't alert yas. Was just cruisin around and found your
7262     site of H-games and thought bout thankin you for puttin it up. I figure most ppl
7263     never take a moment to thank someone. =P <Bows, and heads back to #VB on
7264 root 1.247 Undernet>
7265 root 1.387 %
7266 root 1.1 [character normalization might be harmful]
7267     > In short, normalizing prior to digesting AVOIDS allowing
7268     > inconsequential changes to change the digest. If I have misunderstood the
7269     > point of the section cited, I'm sure someone will correct me.
7270    
7271     Your scenario is correct as far as it goes. But consider a signed
7272     document that contains an element or attribute named
7273 root 1.388 "autorisation_de_découvert" ("credit limit").
7274 root 1.1 A forged version of the document that contained the name
7275     "autorization_de_de'couvert" (where ' = COMBINING ACUTE) would pass
7276     a normalization + signature check. However, the document processor
7277     might well fail to recognize it as having the semantics of "credit limit"
7278     and treat it as unknown and to be ignored. Bad news: the forger
7279     now appears to have unlimited credit!
7280 root 1.387 %
7281 root 1.1 ["my spam"]
7282     99% of mine is from China (either *.cn or 163.com or some other
7283     numbering .com or .net. The .org is frowned upon in China - the TLD of
7284     protestors and disidents). Half of what's left comes from either .kr
7285     or .br. I'm fully in favor of an Internet Death Penalty against those
7286     TLD's and associated domains till they clean up their acts.
7287 root 1.387 %
7288 root 1.1 [from linux-kernel]
7289     Hello Linus, my name is Rick Jones. I am the person at Hewlett-Packard
7290     who drafted the "so _obviously_ stupid" sendfile() interface of HP-UX.
7291     [... snip ...]
7292     never forget what leads to the downfall of the protagonist in Greek
7293     tragedy...
7294 root 1.387 %
7295 root 1.1 From: "Mike A. Harris"
7296 root 1.247
7297 root 1.1 On Wed, 10 Jan 2001, Jeremy Huddleston wrote:
7298     >---- A notice to spammers ----
7299     >Unsolicited electronic mail advertisements to my email address is
7300     >strictly prohibited. Pursuant to California Business and Professions
7301     >Code, Section 17538.45, senders of unsolicited electronic mail
7302     >advertisements to me may be subject to a civil penalty of $50 per
7303     >message plus attorney's fees.
7304     [SNIP long sig]
7305 root 1.247
7306 root 1.1 O - K then. Nice sig. Too bad that it is at least as big as
7307     most spam mailings themselves. Instead of preventing spam,
7308     all you're doing is contributing to it.
7309 root 1.247
7310 root 1.1 I just delete spam now as it is easiest most of the time.
7311     However fortunately, the below sig comes from a static and easily
7312     procmailable address.
7313 root 1.247
7314 root 1.1 One more note is that no law of California, nor anywhre else
7315     means jack shit 50 meters away from your keyboard, so it is all
7316     just a waste of bandwidth.
7317 root 1.387 %
7318 root 1.388 rm: Entfernen von Verzeichnis »./xxx/po« nicht möglich: Die Datei existiert bereits
7319 root 1.387 %
7320 root 1.1 [during a toilet session, this flashed/flushed through my mind/brain]
7321     /bin/true --version | read && echo eek, a gnuzifist\!
7322 root 1.387 %
7323 root 1.1 [stefan thought this would be better]
7324 root 1.247 /bin/true --version | read && rm -rf / # get rid of non-posix Windows stuff.
7325 root 1.387 %
7326 root 1.1 [Java-Design]
7327 root 1.247 [02:53] <schmorp> in c 1 stunde suchen und probieren und dann 7 zeilen
7328     [02:53] <JanMan> schmorp: nein. in C 2 minuten suchen.
7329     [02:54] <JanMan> ich weiss nicht, an welchen level ich wo patchen soll.
7330 root 1.1 [02:55] <JanMan> es gibt eine Key, eine RSAKey, eine RSAKeyPublic/RSAKeyPrivate
7331 root 1.247 klasse, alles muell.
7332     [02:56] <JanMan> (ueberall noch ein praefix SSH..)
7333     [02:56] <JanMan> und die sachen sind ueber SSHRSAPublicKeyFile abgewickelt...
7334     [02:57] <JanMan> klar gibt es auch SSHRSAPublicKeyString.
7335 root 1.387 %
7336 root 1.247 [02:38] <JanMan> Lexikon: Java - siehe "ins Knie ficken, objektorientiert"
7337 root 1.387 %
7338 root 1.247 [02:30] <JanMan> schmorp: java has too many keywords but lacks an important one.
7339 root 1.1 [02:32] <JanMan> schmorp: yes: "broken". Java needs a "broken" keyword. "Error:
7340 root 1.247 missing "broken" but class seems "broken".
7341 root 1.387 %
7342 root 1.1 On Thu, Jan 11, 2001 at 09:34:08PM -0500, Michael Rothwell wrote:
7343     The man pages for open, read and write say that if a file is opened
7344     using the O_NONBLOCK flag, then read() and write() will always return
7345     immediately and not block the calling process.
7346    
7347     the man pages are wrong
7348    
7349     --cw
7350 root 1.387 %
7351 root 1.1 From: "David S. Miller" <davem@redhat.com>
7352     ...
7353     My take on this is that khttpd is unmaintained garbage.
7354 root 1.387 %
7355 root 1.1 [Subject: line on linux-kernel]
7356     Re: That horrible hack from hell called A20
7357 root 1.387 %
7358 root 1.1 From: "Vladimir V. Saveliev"
7359     > tar cvpf - foo | ( cd reiserfs; tar xvpf - )
7360     > Halfway through it gets a kernel oops and
7361    
7362     How fast does it oops?
7363 root 1.387 %
7364 root 1.1 From: Stefan Traby <stefan@hello-penguin.com>
7365    
7366     On Sun, Jan 07, 2001 at 02:01:05PM +0000, Alan Cox wrote:
7367     > NFSv2 has a 32bit file offset. Thus the largest file on NFSv2 you want to
7368     > touch is 2Gig.
7369    
7370     In theory, yes.
7371     In practice you don't want to touch NFS under Linux at all, so the
7372     2GB limit is a theoretical one. :)
7373 root 1.387 %
7374 root 1.247 [10:44] <elmex> --------------------------------------------------------
7375     [10:44] <elmex> | | | | | | |
7376     [10:44] <elmex> | | | |-----| | | |
7377     [10:44] <elmex> | |-------------------------| | | |
7378     [10:44] <elmex> | |-| | .---------------------------.| |-------|
7379     [10:44] <elmex> | | | |Welcome on elmex.x-paste.de|| | |
7380     [10:44] <elmex> | |-| | `---------------------------'| | |
7381     [10:44] <elmex> | |----------| |-----------------------| |
7382     [10:44] <elmex> | | |-| | | | |
7383     [10:44] <elmex> |-| | | | |-----| |
7384     [10:44] <elmex> | |------------|-------------- | | |
7385     [10:44] <elmex> | |-----------------------------------|-| |----|
7386     [10:44] <elmex> | |-| |-| | | | |
7387     [10:44] <elmex> | |-| | | | | |
7388     [10:44] <elmex> |-| | | | | |
7389     [10:44] <elmex> --------------------------------------------------------
7390 root 1.387 %
7391 root 1.1 Any committee IQ: average intelligence of members, divided by headcount.
7392 root 1.387 %
7393 root 1.1 "There were a lot of snickers in my course... The students looked at me
7394     like I was a stegosaurus still walking around when I told them that the
7395     [irrational spending of many dot-coms] was not sustainable. You have to
7396     take in more money then you put out, or you're toast."
7397     -- Ken Morse, managing director, MIT Entrepreneurship Center
7398 root 1.387 %
7399 root 1.1 "Wenn _ich_ das sage, darf ich das."
7400     [Lukas Grunwald]
7401 root 1.387 %
7402 root 1.1 [about having sponsoring message in YOUR syslog]
7403     From: Felix von Leitner <leitner@convergence.de>
7404     Date: Thu, 14 Dec 2000 21:33:13 +0100
7405     To: reiserfs-list@namesys.com
7406    
7407     Thus spake Wojciech Puchar (wojtek@wojtek.from.pl):
7408     > > To view list of copyright holders type `copyright' at the shell
7409     > > prompt.
7410     > very good. maybe implement /proc/info/copyrights /proc/info/sponsors
7411     > /proc/info/authors?
7412 root 1.247
7413 root 1.1 Grand idea.
7414     Let's also add /proc/info/spammers,
7415     /proc/info/people-who-bothered-linus,
7416     /proc/info/people-who-disagree-with-hans-reiser,
7417     /proc/info/people-who-were-flamed-by-alan-cox and
7418     /proc/info/people-who-marc-lehmann-dislikes.
7419 root 1.247
7420 root 1.1 NOT.
7421     [...]
7422 root 1.387 %
7423 root 1.1 [Nick and I used to fight a LOT]
7424     Subject: Re: suggestion for gimp 1.3 and later
7425     From: Nick Lamb <njl98r@ecs.soton.ac.uk>
7426 root 1.247
7427 root 1.1 On Wed, Dec 13, 2000 at 03:29:41AM +0100, Marc Lehmann wrote:
7428     > I think the best way would be to make any gtk label/text widget be
7429     > selectable. I don't know why this has not been done so far, but it might be
7430     > an interesting experiment.
7431 root 1.247
7432 root 1.1 Yes, I've often thought this. And everyone knows that if Marc and I agree
7433     about something it must be right (?) or at least it's in no-one's interest
7434     to disagree...
7435 root 1.387 %
7436 root 1.1 http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=LNUX&d=2y WINNER
7437     http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=RHAT&d=2y 2nd prize!
7438     http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=CALD&d=1y 3rd prize!
7439     [und Lukas sagt:]
7440     ... man beachte die logarithmische Skala!
7441 root 1.387 %
7442 root 1.1 [from "how to photograph a total eclipse", in the nasa 1999 solar eclipse
7443     report:]
7444     ... The best strategy is to choose one aperture or f/number and bracket
7445     the exposures over a range of shutter speeds (i.e. 1/1000 down to 1
7446     second). Rehearsing this sequence is highly recommended since great
7447     excitment accompanies totality and there is little time to think.
7448 root 1.387 %
7449 root 1.1 [boy, now I know why I dislike GNOME]
7450     http://www.helixcode.com/~miguel/bongo-bong.html
7451 root 1.387 %
7452 root 1.1 ["kORBit, a CORBA implementation for the linux-kernel"]
7453     From: Jamie Lokier <lk@tantalophile.demon.co.uk>
7454     Date: Sat, 9 Dec 2000 11:34:39 +0100
7455    
7456     Alexander Viro wrote:
7457     > > It was just an example. Basically, you'd be able to do in with just
7458     > > about any language that has ORBit bindings.
7459     >
7460     > Yeah... "Infinitely extendable API" and all such. Roughly translated
7461     > as "we can't live without API bloat". Frankly, judging by the GNOME
7462     > codebase people who designed the thing are culturally incompatible with
7463     > UNIX.
7464    
7465     Agree. I remember a big complaint about Windows was the huge APIs,
7466     compared with Unix' tiny list of syscalls. And then I saw the GNOME
7467     docs... ew!
7468 root 1.387 %
7469 root 1.1 > Good question. The whole thing makes me nervous... in fact, perhaps we
7470     > should really consider using the BIOS INT 15h interrupt to enter
7471     > protected mode?
7472    
7473     From my experience with BIOS authors, only if Windows 98 uses the same function
7474     with the same arguments, the same stuff top of stack and the same segment
7475     registers loaded ;)
7476 root 1.387 %
7477 root 1.1 > > there... If someone wants to back-port the driver to 2.2, this makes it
7478     [...]
7479     > backports hurt forward progress.
7480    
7481     beware of content free dogma
7482 root 1.387 %
7483 root 1.1 > What operating systems use local time as their basic clock these days? Just
7484     > wondering.
7485    
7486     Any IBM PC compatible machine that runs under at least one Microsoft OS
7487     has to keep the battery-backed CMOS clock chip in local time, because
7488     unlike most other operating systems (e.g., any Unix flavour), none of
7489     Microsoft's CMOS clock drivers have a UTC option. Rather disappointing
7490     and every year an unneeded hassle after DST switches on multi-OS
7491     machines. From discussions with Microsoft staff, I have to conclude that
7492     no-one within Microsoft has even understood the problem.
7493    
7494     Markus [G. Kuhn]
7495 root 1.387 %
7496 root 1.1 >Keith,
7497 root 1.247 >
7498 root 1.1 >Please consider the attached patch for inclusion in all future versions
7499     >of the modutils depmod program for compatiblity with RedHat and
7500     >RedHat derived Linux distributions.
7501    
7502     I have a big problem with Redhat. They make incompatible changes to
7503     utilities, do not feed patches back to maintainers then expect the rest
7504     of the world to follow their lead. The -i and -m flags to modutils are
7505     not the only example, I recently found IA64 and Sparc patches they had
7506     added to modutils code and not bothered to tell me. Other distributors
7507     are much better about sending me patches, Debian and SuSe in particular
7508     do the right thing.
7509    
7510     Since "-F System.map" in modutils is equivalent to "-m System.map -i"
7511     and works on all distributions, not just Redhat, the "-m -i" patch is
7512     unnecessary. Consider this my protest against bad habits by
7513     distributors, they created the mess with their lack of communication
7514     and they have to fix it.
7515 root 1.387 %
7516 root 1.1 10:44] <JanMan> falls Du mal DB2 crashen musst:
7517     [10:45] <JanMan> connect reset;
7518     [10:45] <JanMan> connect to sample user db2admin using db2admin;
7519     [10:45] <JanMan> select * from employee where year(birthdate)=1999 and firstnme<'';
7520 root 1.387 %
7521 root 1.1 [a perl quine, by ilmari karonen:]
7522     printf+(q(printf+(q(%s))x2))x2
7523 root 1.387 %
7524 root 1.1 On Tue, Dec 05, 2000 at 07:22:34PM -0500, M&M Samsel wrote:
7525     > You see I have about 10 years of commercial development experience and
7526     > pretty much know business procedures from huge corporations and business
7527     > midgets and what I should expect or not.
7528    
7529     You've not demonstrated your 10 years of experience.
7530     You've just proved that killfiles are useful.
7531 root 1.387 %
7532 root 1.1 [once upon a time, when poul started gnomeicu:]
7533     gnomeicu: Rohrbruch (beim Speichern der Konfiguration)
7534 root 1.387 %
7535 root 1.1 [subject from a thread on the gcc steering commitee mailinglist when
7536     glibc-2.2 was released]
7537     Re: glibc 2.2 a fait accompli
7538 root 1.387 %
7539 root 1.1 [08:05] <JanMan> elmex: Fehlt Dir einmal Klopapier, versuche es mit GNU m4. :)
7540 root 1.387 %
7541 root 1.1 # root:0Ayj0AZhTi4O2:11272:0:99999:7:::
7542     # kma:1NXgYu6J80kvc:11225:0:99999:7:::
7543     # elmex:0ImdHgG2TEQAE:11273:0:99999:7: : :
7544 root 1.387 %
7545 root 1.1 <JanMan_> soll ich das ganze uber einen perl-hash erzeugen ?
7546     <schmorp> klar.. %hash->generate
7547     <JanMan_> oesi siedelt nach de: %oesi->degenerate
7548 root 1.387 %
7549 root 1.1 [From "How the mind of a php programmer works", by Marc Lehmann]
7550    
7551     (1) it works on msie 5 (alt.: netscape 4) so the code is
7552     standards-compliant.
7553     (2) an entity looks like "&" entityname ";"
7554     (2a) [conclusion] the fragment href="xxx&notes=77" doesn't contain a valid
7555     entity, so the browser must use it as is.
7556     (2b) [corollary] "<blubb>" is not a valid html element, so the browser
7557     must react according to what I assume it should do (display, ignore).
7558     (2c) in some programs I assume differently than in others.
7559 root 1.387 %
7560 root 1.1 [Oh no, Don Becker again ;)]
7561     > which one is the linksys card, so I have included the entire listing. (Is it
7562     > even listed? Perhaps this is my problem.)
7563    
7564     That's your problem.
7565    
7566     There is no PCI Ethernet device listed.
7567    
7568     Check that the card is fully inserted into the PCI slot.
7569     (If it's an ISA card, then it's not fully inserted into the PCI slot ;->)
7570 root 1.387 %
7571 root 1.1 > > sure request_module _does_not_ accept funky module names. Why allow
7572     > > people to shoot themselves (and, by extension, all other Linux users
7573     > > out there) in the foot?
7574    
7575     > I thought that was the whole purpose of Unix/Linux?
7576    
7577     True! Very true! Unix/Linux requires that the user shoot
7578     themselves in the foot. Windows automates that process and does it
7579     for the user, thus making foot shooting user friendly. :-)
7580 root 1.387 %
7581 root 1.1 > Turn on encryption, and try sending attachements > 1MB and tell me if
7582     > you see any problems, like emails sitting in /var/spool/mqueue for a day
7583     > or two until they go out. I can guarantee you will.
7584    
7585     No encryption use; and the maximal message size is 1Mb (for sanity's sake,
7586     after somebody sent a PowerPoint presentation (some 3Mb), then thought that
7587     perhaps the target didn't have PowerPoint, and sent it again with the
7588     PowerPoint package, then noticed this might not work either, and sent it
7589     _again_ with the full MS Office attached... the joys of sysadminning ;-)
7590     --
7591     Dr. Horst H. von Brand mailto:vonbrand@inf.utfsm.cl
7592 root 1.387 %
7593 root 1.1 Ulrich Drepper <drepper@redhat.com> writes:
7594    
7595     > "Theodore Y. Ts'o" <tytso@MIT.EDU> writes:
7596     >
7597     > > Arguably though the bug is in glibc, in that if it's using signals
7598     > > behinds the scenes, it should have passed SA_RESTART to sigaction.
7599     >
7600     > Why are you talking such a nonsense?
7601    
7602     [Note to self: remove kitten from keyboard before writing mail.]
7603 root 1.387 %
7604 root 1.388 [Simon Budig, nachdem er erfahren hatte, daß Lars Eilebrecht nicht wusste,
7605     daß Leerzeichen in URLs nicht erlaubt sind:]
7606     "Also, Lars, das hätte ich nicht gedacht, jetzt hast du aber jede Menge
7607 root 1.1 Gurupunkte bei mir verloren."
7608 root 1.387 %
7609 root 1.1 [amazon readers about the Annotated C Standard by Herberdt Schildt,
7610     which is much less expensive then the official version (search also for
7611     Bullschildt below ;)]
7612    
7613     "The price difference reflects the value of the annotations. At no time
7614     do the annotations clarify, enhance, or supplement the standard."
7615 root 1.387 %
7616 root 1.1 Stefan Traby wrote:
7617     >
7618     > On Mon, Nov 06, 2000 at 08:43:04AM -0500, Chris Mason wrote:
7619     >
7620     > > We have a few websites floating around, [...]
7621     >
7622     > Many mirrors are also out of sync. Especially the primary server :)
7623 root 1.387 %
7624 root 1.1 > This happens with both ext2 and reiserfs, since at least 2.2.15.
7625    
7626     I installed noflushd on my laptop, which was running 2.4.0-test6, and
7627     it did the same thing.
7628    
7629     Sorry I can't offer more info. Someone spilt a glass of water on it about
7630     a week ago. :(
7631    
7632     --Jack
7633 root 1.387 %
7634 root 1.388 "Kalk hat diese Waschmaschine getötet"
7635 root 1.387 %
7636 root 1.1 [It is] best to confuse only one issue at a time.
7637     -- K&R
7638 root 1.387 %
7639 root 1.1 <elmex> JanMan: "||01:42:20|| <elmex> schmorp: jo, die sprache muss man nicht erklaeren"
7640 root 1.387 %
7641 root 1.1 [please kids, don't try this at home]
7642     indent -kr -l78 -lc78 -lps -i8 -br -pcs -psl -bbo -bad -bap -cs -nbc -nhnl -nss
7643 root 1.387 %
7644 root 1.1 http://www.attrition.org/gallery/ms/kmfms.jpg
7645 root 1.387 %
7646 root 1.1 [PApp.pm]
7647     $modules => { "" => "" };
7648 root 1.387 %
7649 root 1.388 Das einzig sichere Mittel gegen Migräne ist das Entfernen des Kopfes.
7650 root 1.387 %
7651 root 1.1 <JanMan> elmex: Sprichwort "Relaye doch bei dnx, dann kriegst Du nix." :)
7652 root 1.387 %
7653 root 1.1 [From Russel Coker's .sig]
7654     > --
7655     > If you can't program in C, PERL, and shell scripts then don't call yourself a
7656     > Unix administrator. Every idiot on the net is claiming to be a Unix admin. :(
7657 root 1.387 %
7658 root 1.1 [the two sides of the medal]
7659     From: "David Schwartz"
7660    
7661     > Under Solaris 7, when the number of idle sockets was increased from
7662     > 100 to 10000, the time to check for active sockets with poll()
7663     > increased by a factor of only 6.5. That's a sublinear increase in time,
7664     > pretty spiffy.
7665    
7666     Under Solaris 7, when the number of idle sockets was decreased from 10,000
7667     to 100, the time to check for active sockets with poll() decreased by a
7668     factor of only 6.5. Shouldn't it be more like 100? Sounds like Solaris' poll
7669     implementation is horribly broken for the most common case.
7670 root 1.387 %
7671 root 1.1 [lukas grunwald...]
7672 root 1.388 [ich sag' dir, ] ... am nächsten Tag brüllt der mich vielleicht per e-mail an ...
7673 root 1.387 %
7674 root 1.1 [from linux-kernel, about the rtl8139 network card]
7675     > (After looking at the specification for the 8139, I am acctually ashamed
7676     > of having bough one.
7677    
7678     Not an uncommon thought :)
7679 root 1.387 %
7680 root 1.1 From: Stefan Traby
7681    
7682     Hi Marc !
7683    
7684     keycode 115 = ISO_Next_Group
7685     keycode 116 = ISO_Prev_Group
7686     keycode 117 = ISO_Level3_Shift
7687    
7688     Finde ich witzig, man erspart sich den lock-screensaver :)
7689 root 1.387 %
7690 root 1.1 [I hope you get the point(s)...]
7691     From: Alex LIVINGSTON <alex@agsm.edu.au>
7692     Date: Wed, 18 Oct 2000 16:12:46 +1100
7693     To: <tz@elsie.nci.nih.gov>
7694    
7695     At 07:40 +0000 2000-10-06, ken@halcyon.com wrote:
7696     >But the thing is: mm/dd/yy[yy] is in widespread use (US), as is
7697     >dd/mm/yy[yy] (much of Europe, I'm told).
7698    
7699     Slight refinement: dd/mm/[yy]yy. Used in all European countries - and
7700     all countries colonized by a European country at one time or another
7701     which haven't had a strong US influence since, and probably all
7702     remaining Asian, African, and Pacific countries - that don't use
7703     [yy]yy-mm-dd. mm/dd/yy[yy] is restricted almost entirely to the US
7704     and a few neighbors. I would hesitate to say it is in widespread use.
7705    
7706     >[yy]yy-mm-dd was used
7707     >in Japan even before the ISO standard came out.
7708    
7709     And in China, and in Sweden, and in Hungary, ... (possibly with different
7710     separators). Also in the Arab world, in the sense that the digits (all of
7711     them) appear in the same order from left to right, only Arabic is written
7712     right to left.
7713    
7714     >But no culture
7715     >has ever used [yy]yy-dd-mm format, and there is absolutely
7716     >nothing to recommend it, so there is no reason to expect anyone
7717     >to adopt it. Yes, the perverse can use that format just to
7718     >confound us, but in practice one can safely assume that a
7719     >nnnn-nn-nn date is in yyyy-mm-dd format.
7720    
7721     Thanks Ken. You've put it much better and more concisely than I could have.
7722    
7723     --Alex
7724 root 1.387 %
7725 root 1.1 [recently, on the tulip driver mailing list]
7726     From: Donald Becker <becker@scyld.com>
7727     To: "Jon.Hinks" <Jon.Hinks@berkeley-ifa.co.uk>
7728    
7729     [most of the reply snipped...]
7730    
7731     > The contents of this email are confidential to the intended recipient. It
7732     > may not be disclosed to or used by anyone other than this addressee, nor may
7733     > it be copied in any way. If received in error, please contact Berkeley
7734    
7735     [[ The rest of the boilerplate omitted. ]]
7736    
7737     These terms do not apply. You have mailed to a published list. You hold
7738     the copyright to your writings, but by submitting questions to the list you
7739     grant the list publisher (me) the right to publish in this list and related
7740     forums. "Related forums" may be collected archives of the list on any media,
7741     and quotes from questions in FAQs.
7742    
7743     (Long boilerplate appendages like this notice annoy me. Automatically
7744     attached copyright notices can never unilaterally extend your rights, so why
7745     try to claim that they do?)
7746 root 1.387 %
7747 root 1.1 On Fri, 6 Oct 2000, Andre Hedrick wrote:
7748    
7749     > void go_take_a_dump (float load)
7750     > {
7751     > if (pull_down_pants() && purge_bowles() && wipe_anus() && pull_up_pants())
7752     > flush(load);
7753     > else
7754     > wear(load);
7755     > }
7756    
7757     But here you make another classic mistake. Consider the case where
7758     purge_bowels() fails (-EWOULDBLOCK?).
7759    
7760     In that case, you don't actually execute the subsequent two procedure
7761     calls, which I'm sure we all agree is a suboptimal state of affairs.
7762    
7763     --
7764     dwmw2
7765 root 1.387 %
7766 root 1.1 Factoid: 90% of all patents are never challenged, while 80% of those that
7767     are are overturned.
7768 root 1.387 %
7769 root 1.1 "Going into court is throwing the dice."
7770 root 1.387 %
7771 root 1.1 [Dipl. Ing. W******* D*******]
7772     "Lukas, eins muss dir klar sein, die ganze Kryptographie ist doch
7773 root 1.388 für den Arsch, wenn ich ein Stück von dem Originaltext habe und den
7774     verschlüsselten Text, knack' ich dir jeden Schlüssel in 50 Stunden."
7775 root 1.387 %
7776 root 1.1 [some discussion between reiserfs enthusiasts:]
7777     Stefan: oh shit, everything coredumps, I'll just reboot.
7778     Marc gives some dumb comments.
7779     Stefan: No, I'll first check it with reiserfsck.
7780     Marc: Yeah.. and?
7781     Stefan: "reiserfsck: no reiserfs found"
7782     Marc: Oh, the superblock is damaged. Maybe you should just try the backup superblock...
7783 root 1.387 %
7784 root 1.1 [t-online is just sooo cool:]
7785     Subject: mail failed, returning to sender
7786     From: <MAILER-DAEMON@fmrl01.sul.t-online.de>
7787    
7788     |------------------------- Failed addresses follow: ---------------------|
7789     <service@t-online.de> ... 550 Mailbox quota exceeded / Mailbox voll.
7790     |------------------------- Message text follows: ------------------------|
7791 root 1.387 %
7792 root 1.1 [a play with a well-known-signature:]
7793     Deadlock, n.:
7794     Deceased Rasterman.
7795 root 1.387 %
7796 root 1.1 [Jeff Williams & friends]
7797     ftp://ftp.informatik.uni-bremen.de/pub/doc/internet-drafts/draft-terrell-ip-spec-ipv7-ipv8-addr-cls-00.txt
7798     http://IPv8.vrx.net/
7799     http://www.gtld-mou.org/gtld-discuss/mail-archive/08030.html
7800 root 1.387 %
7801 root 1.1 [some .signature]
7802     This message has been ROT-13 encrypted twice for extra security.
7803 root 1.387 %
7804 root 1.1 [Andreas Mueller-Maghun for ICANN!]
7805     Allein der Kandidat des Chaos-Computer-Clubs (CCC) Hamburg, der schon
7806 root 1.388 mehr als 1.100 Unterstützungserklärungen erhalten hat, dürfte nach
7807     Einschätzung des arbeitskreises die Bedingung für eine Basiskandidatur
7808     zum ICANN-Direktorium schon jetzt erfüllen. Ausgerechnet er hat es aber
7809     nicht für nötig gehalten, auf die Anfrage der Behindertenvertreter zu
7810 root 1.1 reagieren. Seine Webseiten zeugen zudem von einem "Sicherheitskonzept",
7811     das Usern mit Sehbehinderung vor lauter technischen Barrieren keine
7812 root 1.388 Zugangsmöglichkeiten bietet. Der Arbeitskreis hält einen Vertreter solcher
7813     Positionen für unwählbar.
7814 root 1.1
7815     Jens Bertrams (Pressesprecher)
7816 root 1.387 %
7817 root 1.1 From: (Albert Y. C. Lai)
7818     Newsgroups: comp.lang.functional
7819     Subject: Re: what is "functional" (Re: Macros)
7820    
7821     Jerzy Karczmarczuk writes:
7822    
7823     > Their opinion: "well, *everybody* knows that this is not professional,
7824     > nobody uses functional languages, all your colleagues suggest that we
7825     > should learn Lex and Yacc, etc. -
7826     > but *WHAT A PLEASURE AND FUN* was to write these programs in Haskell.
7827     > Almost no run-time errors, ever!"
7828    
7829     A professor at my school got the opposite opinion from her students.
7830     She introduced ML (along with two other languages) as part of a course
7831     on the principles of programming languages in the third year. The
7832     students' opinion: this is such an annoyingly pedantic language, it
7833     refuses to let me run my program and get some partial though wrong
7834     results simply because I make a mistake!
7835    
7836     In other words, given that humans are bound to make mistakes, the
7837     students at my school prefer to see them manifested as run-time
7838     errors.
7839    
7840     So I look at your email address. Ah, you are in Europe and I am in
7841     North America. I guess that's why. Dijkstra is probably right about
7842     European programmers liking to do programming right and American
7843     programmers liking to chase after bugs.
7844 root 1.387 %
7845 root 1.1 On Thu, Aug 24, 2000 at 11:15:09PM +0200, Werner Almesberger wrote:
7846     > yodaiken@fsmlabs.com wrote:
7847     > > This call shifts delivered signal numbers up so that
7848     > > "special" POSIX signals [.. like KILL] can be delivered to a process.
7849     >
7850     > Kind of a SIGOVERKILL ... yes, that could work.
7851 root 1.387 %
7852 root 1.1 "The posix programmer knows the availability of everything, but the cost
7853     of nothing."
7854 root 1.387 %
7855 root 1.1 [after the linux-kernel list was moved to a new machine]
7856     Jeffrey Hundstad wrote:
7857     >
7858     > So tell us about this new machine. OS? Filesystem? Memory?
7859     > CPU?
7860    
7861     Root password? :)
7862    
7863     John.Fulmer
7864 root 1.387 %
7865 root 1.1 I think there is a world market for about five computers.
7866    
7867     Thomas J. Watson (Chairman, IBM) 1943
7868 root 1.387 %
7869 root 1.1 > NO. They can/will use RAW_IO *IF* this is available to them. If not, they
7870     > will have to provide a proper kernel driver for their hardware. I know
7871     > which I prefer...
7872    
7873     Sure. And keep that dusty 2.4.3 kernel around just in case you someday need
7874     to upgrade the firmware for your disk, and the (binary!) kernel module only
7875     works with that one. Don't forget the 2.4.15ac12 which is for your USB
7876     scanner, and also the 2.6.7-12 (Red Hat) which is the only one with the
7877     updater for the new SCSI controller.
7878     --
7879     Horst von Brand
7880 root 1.387 %
7881 root 1.1 [de.comp.lang.iso-c++]
7882    
7883     >Nicht alles was Standard ist, muss auch implementiert werden.
7884    
7885     [...]
7886    
7887     Nicht alles, was hinkt, ist ein Vergleich.
7888 root 1.387 %
7889 root 1.1 [Drew Sanford about why not to do real-time by throwing faster hardware
7890     at your problem:]
7891    
7892     The F4 Fantom fighter. The plane was essentially a large block of metal, with
7893     a few advantagously aerodynamic surfaces, and big f****** engines. If you
7894     had engine trouble in a Fantom ...you had trouble.
7895 root 1.387 %
7896 root 1.1 [Hans Reiser, on /bin/cp.. ;)]
7897     cp is inherently inefficient.
7898 root 1.387 %
7899 root 1.1 >I thought disk drives contained vacuums, thus the extensive concern over
7900     >breaking seals on them.
7901    
7902     Air pressure is 1Kg/cm^2. I have never seen a hard drive case that looked
7903     nearly strong enough to take such pressure. Basically if you can't jump on a
7904     hard drive then it's not strong enough!
7905    
7906     ...
7907    
7908     There's a story that Dave Cutler (VMS and WNT architect) when he was at DEC
7909     did a test on a DEC hard drive by blowing cigar smoke into the drive which
7910     killed it properly. DEC then greatly enhanced their drive air filters. It
7911     could be just an urban myth though.
7912    
7913     Russell Coker
7914 root 1.387 %
7915 root 1.1 >I've unsubscribed our somewhat less than intelligent friend.
7916     >Ah, Internet for the masses. What a wonderful idea.
7917    
7918     Yeah, let's have an IQ test before you're allowed to buy a modem.
7919 root 1.387 %
7920 root 1.1 On Sat, Jun 24, 2000 at 02:40:33PM +0200, Marc Lehmann wrote:
7921     > "Yury Yu. Rupasov" wrote:
7922     > > All my current benchmarks show that reiserfs works correctly on
7923     > > deleting.
7924     >
7925     > Just a sidenote: you don't test correctness with benchmarks :(
7926    
7927     Wrong. Yury does.
7928     :(
7929    
7930     --
7931     Stefan
7932 root 1.387 %
7933 root 1.1 "Jeff V. Merkey" writes:
7934     > I will provide a tool that decodes and repairs NTFS volumes to those
7935     > folks who run into this problem, but our agreements with Microsoft do
7936     > not allow us to distribute it for any purpose other than to assist
7937     > Microsoft customers who have corrupted drives. Also, this tool is
7938     > dependent on the DDK being present to run as it has dependencies on the
7939     > DDK DLL's, so you'll need to install the DDK to use it.
7940    
7941     DDK == "Disk Death Kit"?
7942    
7943     Ian Soboroff ian@cs.umbc.edu
7944 root 1.387 %
7945 root 1.1 [very instructional movie, if you get what I mean...]
7946 root 1.388 00:30-02:05 (13) ( -35) Kabel 1 Das Mädchen am Ende der Straße The
7947 root 1.1 Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane Psychodrama - KAN/F/USA - 1976 -
7948 root 1.388 Regie: Nicolas Gessner * Die 13-jährige Rynn (Jodie Foster) lebt allein in
7949     einer alten Villa und hütet ein schreckliches Geheimnis.
7950 root 1.387 %
7951 root 1.1 [Einsichten in die "Kommunikation"]
7952     > > > Ich beschreibe dir, was in dem Moment an Eindruecken durch meinen
7953     > > > Kopf geht - in dem Augenblick bin ich Besucher und sehe was
7954     > > > mir gefaellt oder nicht - das ist wie ein Schmierzettel. Die
7955     > > > Ausarbeitung der Ideen kommt danach im Gespraech. Du packst solche
7956     > > > Sachen anders an - das seh ich ein. Aber ich bin mit dieser
7957     > > > Art chaos bisher immer ans Ziel gekommen. Was ich mach will -
7958     > > > machen muss - ist Feedback generieren. Ich lass Versuchsballons
7959     > > > aufsteigen und schau zu, wie sie entweder fliegen oder abgeschossen
7960     > > > werden. Dann reagier ich auf das Ergebnis.
7961 root 1.387 %
7962 root 1.388 [Mitch, als Erklärung dafür, weshalb er blindlings ein (kaputtes) ssh-rpm
7963     installiert hat, das er über rpmfind gefunden hat:]
7964     Doch, echt! Der Server war trusted, der sah' ja sowas von vertrauenswürdig
7965 root 1.1 aus!
7966 root 1.387 %
7967 root 1.1 [IMHO one of the main reasons linux is nicer]
7968     http://www.cyberport.com/~tangent/ix/bsod-story.html
7969 root 1.387 %
7970 root 1.1 [On the reality of random numbers]
7971     > /dev in a world with dynamic hardware, so why bother? We only need
7972     > to provide random numbers to fill in struct stat. (zero works)
7973     Alan Cox [as usual ;)]
7974 root 1.387 %
7975 root 1.1 [Flame Warriors]
7976     http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html
7977 root 1.387 %
7978 root 1.1 A programmer who hasn't been exposed to all four of the imperative,
7979     functional, objective, and logical programming styles has one or
7980     more conceptual blindspots. It's like knowing how to boil but not
7981     fry. Programming is not a skill one develops in five easy lessons.
7982    
7983     --tom
7984 root 1.387 %
7985 root 1.1 To: bugs@gimp.org
7986     X-Mailer: AOL 5.0 for Windows sub 105
7987    
7988     Hi there, I recently downloaded your gimp toolkit. At first I was having
7989     problems until I read your download help tip. I understand I have to compile
7990     it so I tried using Borland C++ Compiler but it said the line length exceeds
7991     editor capacity. Is there any other compiler I can use that wouldn't rip a
7992     whole in my wallet. Thank you for your support.
7993 root 1.387 %
7994 root 1.1 ["General Information About Using VBScript with Outlook"]
7995     VBScript is designed to be a secure programming environment. It
7996     lacks various commands that can be potentially damaging if used in
7997     a malicious manner. This added security is critical in enterprise
7998     solutions.
7999    
8000     http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/Q167/1/38.ASP
8001    
8002     [Despite this "added security", however, VBscript still can modify,
8003     rename, delete files, modify windows registry entries and send email in
8004     the background]
8005 root 1.387 %
8006 root 1.1 [Phil Agre on the "ILOVEYOU" virus and Microsoft's reaction]
8007     Scott Culp of Microsoft Public Relations, excuse me, I mean Microsoft
8008     Security Response Center:
8009    
8010     This is a general issue, not a Microsoft issue. You can write a
8011     virus for any platform. (New York Times 5/5/00)
8012    
8013     [and later]
8014     Mr. Culp also says this (CNET 5/5/00):
8015    
8016     This is by-design behavior, not a security vulnerability.
8017    
8018     [Phil closes]
8019     Microsoft shouldn't be broken up. It should be shut down.
8020    
8021     [See also http://dlis.gseis.ucla.edu/people/pagre/rre.html]
8022     [and http://commons.somewhere.com/rre/2000/RRE.notes.and.recommenda6.html]
8023 root 1.387 %
8024 root 1.1 [Bruce Schneier about the "ILOVEYOU" virus]
8025     Expect even worse in the future. Systems running either Microsoft Office
8026     2000 or Internet Explorer 5.0 can be infected with these sorts of viruses
8027     even if the recipient doesn't open the attachment. That's right; if the
8028     system is running Internet Explorer with the default settings, it is
8029     vulnerable. The problem is caused by a programming bug in an Internet
8030     Explorer ActiveX control. Thank you, Microsoft.
8031 root 1.387 %
8032 root 1.1 >Reaching to Fallingbostel was extremely amusing though, germany is
8033     >splitted into two halfs, one that doesn't know Fallingbostel and one
8034     >that 'heard of this place but have no idea where it is' at some point I
8035     >was almost convinced that there is no such place :)
8036    
8037     [Trashey / Quasars]
8038 root 1.387 %
8039 root 1.1 Tom Christiansen writes:
8040     > I'm writing perlrtfm. It explains search techniques, not quickfix
8041     > switches plugging bursting dykes by springing more leaks.
8042    
8043     Irony potential in
8044    
8045     man perlrtfm
8046    
8047     is left to the reader.
8048    
8049     Nat
8050 root 1.387 %
8051 root 1.1 Do you plan to release support for on-the-fly file and directory compression
8052     and encryption as in NTFSv2?
8053    
8054     (Imagine a system that in order to run needs a diskette or CD-ROM disk with
8055     private key - protection never seen except in movies ;-)
8056 root 1.387 %
8057 root 1.1 [Telekom-Techniker, bei einer ISDN-UK0-Messung!]
8058     Ich: Also, einen Layer-1-Connect bekomme ich...
8059     Telekomiker: Layer-1? Was ist das? Aber ich bekomme ja auch gar kein Freizeichen...
8060 root 1.387 %
8061 root 1.1 "I love the way Microsoft follows standards. In much the
8062     same manner that fish follow migrating caribou."
8063     Paul Tomblin
8064 root 1.387 %
8065 root 1.1 [recently on p5p]
8066     >I am morally
8067     >convinced that map() was written based on grep()
8068    
8069     Considering they use the same op function, I'd say that's a distinct
8070     possibility...
8071    
8072     Dan
8073 root 1.387 %
8074 root 1.1 [after the "Welle Erdball" performance on the Mekka&Symposium 2000:]
8075 root 1.388 <jan> bine: du solltest da nicht hingucken, das ist nicht gut fürn kopf
8076 root 1.1 <Bordeaux> after listening to this crap, and hearing *zugabe zugabe* i finally have the proof that all german c64 sceners are gay :)
8077     <Mr> zugabe
8078 root 1.387 %
8079 root 1.1 "Why upon hearing his arguments I changed my opinion 360 degrees."
8080     Recent comment on the floor of some state legislature
8081 root 1.387 %
8082 root 1.1 DIVIDE EMPLOYEE-EARNINGS BY EMPLOYEE-HOURS GIVING EMPLOYEE-PAY-RATE
8083     [cobol, *sigh*]
8084 root 1.387 %
8085 root 1.1 It is expected that the Multics system will be published when it is
8086     operating substantially and will therefore be available for implementation
8087     on any equipment with suitable characteristics. Such publication is
8088     desirable for two reasons: First, the system should withstand public
8089     scrutiny and criticism volunteered by interested readers; second, in an
8090     age of increasing complexity, it is an obligation to present and future
8091     system designers to make the inner operating system as lucid as possible
8092     so as to reveal the basic system issues.
8093    
8094     Corbat_ & Vyssotsky 1965
8095 root 1.387 %
8096 root 1.1 "Rule #7: Silence is not acquiescence.
8097    
8098     "Contrary to what you may have heard, silence of those present is
8099     not necessarily consent, even the reluctant variety. They simply
8100     may sit in stunned silence and figure ways of sabotaging the plan
8101     after they regain their composure."
8102    
8103     -- Paul Rinaldo
8104     [see also http://people.qualcomm.com/karn/rinaldo.html]
8105 root 1.387 %
8106 root 1.1 On Sat, Apr 01, 2000 at 12:09:59AM +1000, Chris wrote:
8107     >
8108     > In case you guys havn't noticed...
8109     >
8110     > http://slashdot.org reports that XFS is now released.
8111    
8112     Yes, and http://www.freshmeat.net reports:
8113    
8114     Error: Unable to connect to MySQL Server ().
8115    
8116     ;-}
8117    
8118     --
8119    
8120     ciao -
8121     Stefan
8122    
8123 root 1.387 %
8124 root 1.1 > The 'hypervisor' is a new term to me.. Are you refering to the
8125     > Transmeta CPU and it's native mode? If I read you correctly
8126    
8127     No its what the S/390 VM is often called. Its a supervisor for supervisor
8128     mode programs so illogically enough its a hypervisor 8). The IBM mainframe
8129     guys thing this kind of set up is routine. Unix is met with
8130     'You mean you cant run a new kernel on test at the same time as the old
8131     one' type remarks.
8132     [Alan Cox]
8133 root 1.387 %
8134 root 1.1 Godwin's Law
8135    
8136     As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison
8137     involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.
8138    
8139     [see also http://www.faqs.org/faqs/usenet/legends/godwin/]
8140 root 1.387 %
8141 root 1.1 ["Stefan im IRC."]
8142    
8143     [01:53:07] <coda> anyone know how to get emacs to stop creating the file.name~ files?
8144     [01:53:24] <JanMan> alias emacs=vi
8145     [01:53:31] <coda> haha
8146 root 1.387 %
8147 root 1.1 [remaining problems with OpenBIOS]
8148     Our SDRAM sizing and init code is not very good; we could use good code.
8149     The code we've been offered so far requires memory to work (oops!);
8150     requires a stack (oops!); or assumes a totally configured machine (oops!).
8151 root 1.387 %
8152 root 1.1 [Alan Cox on wether special fs's should have require "//" in their path]
8153     > No :-) It's a feature. Some things are going REAL ugly without such things.
8154    
8155     Given //ipc or freebsd, I think I'd pick freebsd. Thats how ugly the idea
8156     is to me ok.
8157 root 1.387 %
8158 root 1.1 "The code is self documenting." -- The Programmer.
8159    
8160     "I don't read C." -- The Tech Writer.
8161 root 1.387 %
8162 root 1.1 [Stefan Sebolth, on the CeBIT, while listening to the original c64 "Giana Sisters" tune:]
8163     Haaach, da war die Welt halt noch in Ordnung!
8164 root 1.387 %
8165 root 1.1 Remember, never ask a geek "why";
8166     just nod your head and back away slowly...
8167 root 1.387 %
8168 root 1.1 The thought of implementing something like text and binary modes for
8169     files is a about a frightening for todays kernel developer's as a mouse
8170     to a women in a typical movie of the 50's ;-)
8171    
8172     Ralf
8173 root 1.387 %
8174 root 1.1 It may be real, but it's icky. It's too traditional Unix ``I don't
8175     care if we lose 90% of our market base to NT if our competitor loses
8176     95% of THEIR market base!'' to be palatable.
8177    
8178     david parsons
8179 root 1.387 %
8180 root 1.1 ["some time ago on p5p"]
8181     > ($host) = gethostbyname('localhost');
8182    
8183     >Sadly most UNIX boxes don't add a sane alias to their /etc/hosts file
8184     >so that trick is not portable.
8185    
8186     % grep localhost /etc/hosts
8187     127.0.0.1 localhost
8188    
8189     --tom
8190 root 1.387 %
8191 root 1.1 ["some time ago on p5p"]
8192     On Mon, Feb 07, 2000 at 03:22:05PM -0700, Tom Christiansen wrote:
8193     > >But given that most slip drivers I have seen for OS/2 do not do this,
8194     > >the question is moot.
8195     >
8196     > I'll send you a free Unix system.
8197    
8198     Thanks, the doors in my house are well-balanced. ;-)
8199    
8200     Ilya
8201 root 1.387 %
8202 root 1.1 [Elliott H Mitchell on the reiserfs list]
8203     > Me thinks if unwillingness to use tar over dump will stop you from
8204     > using a better filesystem there will be lots of other reasons that
8205     > will stop you from trying anything new too. So it is not really worth
8206     > trying.
8207    
8208     Yeah, if a filesystem randomly lost files and the authors had no plans to
8209     fix it, that would kind discourage one from using it...
8210 root 1.387 %
8211 root 1.1 [Russel Coker on the reiserfs list]
8212     ... my old Thinkpad 380XD (Pentium-233 with 3.2G ide hard drive) running
8213     ReiserFS and exporting the file system over 10baseT Ethernet could
8214     outperform local hard drives on an AIX machine running JFS.
8215 root 1.387 %
8216 root 1.1 [Peter Mattis, author of GIMP]
8217     I can't say anything about Rasterman because I've never looked at any of
8218     his code. My only comment about Raster is that he should learn to spell.
8219 root 1.387 %
8220 root 1.1 [David Schwartz on linux-kernel]
8221     > ORBS does not do ANYTHING above try to send few LEGAL
8222     > strings to mailservers with LONG delays. So if you block ORBS you deserve
8223     > blocking :-)
8224    
8225     That's not the point. The point is that ORBS claims to be a list of
8226     validated open mail relays, and it's not. It's not supposed to be a list of
8227     people who deserve anything in particular. I'm sure if you talk to the
8228     people who have chosen to block ORBS, you will find that they have their
8229     reasons.
8230    
8231     DS
8232 root 1.387 %
8233 root 1.1 [WDR, 19991216 Fernsehen mit Manuel]
8234 root 1.388 Es ist ein Fall bekannt, bei dem sich ein Patient über ein Jahr lang
8235 root 1.1 geweigert hatte, auf die Toilette zu gehen. Dann haben seine Verwandten
8236 root 1.388 und Ärzte ihn dazu überreden können, endlich die Toilette aufzusuchen. Er
8237 root 1.1 hat dabei auf einmal 37 Liter entleert.
8238    
8239     Danach lebte er noch ganz normal einige Jahre, bis er, wie in Amerika
8240 root 1.388 üblich, erschossen wurde.
8241 root 1.387 %
8242 root 1.1 > - My Maxtor 27G drive ends up in PIO mode (non-SMP system, but likely
8243     [...]
8244     > Last time I reported this, I had a WDC31600, as hda, and the maxtor as
8245     [...]
8246    
8247     You committed a mortal sin in ATA............
8248     You never ever mix WD and Maxtor..........on day I will document why.
8249     Basically these two vendors have timings that are completely incompatable
8250     with each other on the same channel.
8251    
8252     IMHO, WD is crap..........however, you may split the two pieces of
8253     hardware and they will work fine under linux and all other OS's.
8254    
8255     This rule of "never ever mix WD and Maxtor" is OS independent.
8256 root 1.387 %
8257 root 1.1 [ALF2-Benutzerhandbuch]
8258     "Nur eine tote Festplatte ist eine sichere Festplatte."
8259 root 1.387 %
8260 root 1.1 Physicists write FORTRAN in any language.
8261 root 1.387 %
8262 root 1.1 [OpenBOOT 3.10.6 response to pressing "Ctrl-Alt-Del":]
8263     ANY word at all is a candidate.
8264     USE words to see the entire dictionary.
8265     ok
8266 root 1.387 %
8267 root 1.1 [SDF for POD Users]
8268     ... Beauty is in the eye of the beholder - even Lisp has it's fans. :-)
8269 root 1.387 %
8270 root 1.1 <Xach> schmorp: i haven't been doing any gimpy things lately
8271     <schmorp> xach: well, who is doing gimpy things lately :(
8272     <Xach> schmorp: Mitch
8273     <schmorp> xach: ok.
8274     <Xach> schmorp: you are not keeping pace with the other germans
8275     <Xach> schmorp: you must work more diligently! FOCUS!! DON'T TALK!!
8276     <Xach> burrito, focus
8277     <Burrito> FOCUS you BABOON!
8278 root 1.387 %
8279 root 1.1 [Paul Miller]
8280     ... I find Knuth's attitude to be far more logical: "Be careful about
8281     using the following code -- I've only proven that it works, I haven't
8282     tested it." ...
8283 root 1.387 %
8284 root 1.1 Intel Inside -- Idiot Outside!
8285 root 1.387 %
8286 root 1.1 Newsgroups: comp.lang.forth
8287    
8288     Bart Lateur wrote in message <383a4712.942513@news.skynet.be>...
8289     >Petrus Prawirodidjojo wrote:
8290     >
8291     >>So we must compete with Windows CE.
8292     >
8293     >"Please wait while your Toaster shuts down."
8294     >
8295     >"My microwave oven hangs, I have to reboot."
8296     >
8297     >No thank you. :-) I don't think Microsoft somehow can "automatically" be
8298     >the most obvious choice as a supplier of system software for embedded
8299     >systems.
8300    
8301    
8302     Quite so. Windows CE is rapidly losing what small market share they once
8303     had.
8304    
8305     --
8306     Neal Bridges
8307 root 1.387 %
8308 root 1.1 On 27 Nov 1999, sanjay Kumar wrote:
8309    
8310     > Hi folks,
8311     > i got some problem in using linux.When segmentation fault happens four five times continously OS is not working properly,insted of I remove the core dump and core dump bug ,Why?
8312     > please reply to
8313     > sanjay_rect@rediffmail.com
8314     > and sigma_btl@vsnl.com
8315    
8316     Parse error.
8317    
8318     ---
8319     Alex
8320 root 1.387 %
8321 root 1.1 From: Richard Earnshaw <rearnsha@arm.com>
8322    
8323     > Why do we really need to support compiling with -ansi when
8324     > including a non-ANSI header file in a C program?
8325    
8326     Because some vendors wouldn't recognize a C standard it if hit them. The
8327     amount of code that purports to be ANSI C code, but is in fact nothing of
8328     the sort, has to be seen to be believed.
8329    
8330     That doesn't mean that I don't want *my* program to be clean ANSI C.
8331 root 1.387 %
8332 root 1.1 [one of the few good us movies]
8333 root 1.388 Talk Radio Mediendrama - USA - 1988 - Regie: Oliver Stone * Sein Zynismus wird dem Radiomoderator Barry zum Verhängnis.
8334 root 1.387 %
8335 root 1.1 [guess the language AND the language revision ;)]
8336     ii = 44;
8337     p = &ii;
8338     *p = ii/*p;
8339     ii++; /* Don't forget to increment ii. */
8340     printf ( "ii = %d\n", *p );
8341 root 1.387 %
8342 root 1.1 > But many systems set the RTC while running Win*ooze. That will affect
8343     > Linux time then.
8344    
8345     Here is another microsoft Innovation (TM):
8346    
8347     They now allow you to run your BIOS-clock in UTC! (Just like
8348     Linux. Woops. Just gave it away...)
8349    
8350     Roger.
8351 root 1.387 %
8352 root 1.1 <Tommer> schmorp, for the next trick, do <frameset> <frame src=dataurl:> <frame src=dataurl:> </frameset> :)
8353 root 1.387 %
8354 root 1.1 auto accident;
8355     register voters;
8356     static electricity;
8357     struct by_lightning;
8358     void *where_prohibited;
8359     char broiled;
8360     short circuit;
8361     short changed;
8362     long johns;
8363     unsigned long letter;
8364     double entendre;
8365     double trouble;
8366     union organizer;
8367     float valve;
8368     short pants;
8369     union station;
8370     void check; unsigned check;
8371     struct dumb by[sizeof member];
8372 root 1.387 %
8373 root 1.1 [I like TV Movie's nexTView comments]
8374     22:40-00:05 (21) ( -34) ARD Mord auf hoher See Inflammable Thriller - USA
8375     - 1995 - Regie: Peter Werner * Stephen King
8376 root 1.388 verhunzt als Regisseur sein Buch im großen Stil.
8377 root 1.387 %
8378 root 1.1 Carmen Lucia Tancredo Borges wrote:
8379    
8380     I have a program written in Fortran that runs on an IBM RS/6000
8381     worstation.
8382 root 1.387 %
8383 root 1.1 I wrote
8384     > I hope not. chomp() should match the string in $?, no more or less.
8385     $/
8386    
8387     Damn shift key.
8388    
8389    
8390     Mike Guy
8391 root 1.387 %
8392 root 1.1 [rfc2635]
8393     The term "spam" as it is used to denote mass unsolicited mailings or
8394     netnews postings is derived from a Monty Python sketch set in a
8395     movie/tv studio cafeteria. During that sketch, the word "spam" takes
8396     over each item offered on the menu until the entire dialogue consists
8397     of nothing but "spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam." This so
8398     closely resembles what happens when mass unsolicited mail and posts
8399     take over mailing lists and netnews groups that the term has been
8400     pushed into common usage in the Internet community.
8401 root 1.387 %
8402 root 1.1 [CRYPTO-GRAM, November 15, 1999]
8403    
8404     The Doghouse: Microsoft Windows CE
8405    
8406     Microsoft encrypts your Windows NT password when stored on a Windows CE
8407     device. But if you look carefully at their encryption algorithm, they
8408     simply XOR the password with "susageP", Pegasus spelled backwards. Pegasus
8409     is the code name of Windows CE. This is so pathetic it's staggering.
8410    
8411     http://www.cegadgets.com/artsusageP.htm
8412 root 1.387 %
8413 root 1.1 : Isn't the point that (void)'grep EXPR, LIST' is now better written as
8414     : 'EXPR for LIST'? Or am I misunderstanding your point here?
8415    
8416     It really doesn't bother me if people want to use grep or map in a void
8417     context. It didn't bother me before there was a for modifier, and
8418     now that there is one, it still doesn't bother me. I'm just not very
8419     easy to bother.
8420    
8421     The argument against using an operator for other than its primary
8422     purpose strikes me the same as the old argument that you shouldn't have
8423     sex for other than procreational purposes. Sometimes side effects
8424     are more enjoyable than the originally intended effect.
8425    
8426     That being said, I'd never grep someone in a void context myself.
8427    
8428     Larry
8429 root 1.387 %
8430 root 1.1 [that one's only for insiders...]
8431     > : BASE @ . \ = 10, verified original base was restored
8432     Yeah. :-)
8433 root 1.387 %
8434 root 1.1 [comp.lang.forth]
8435     > Old Antactic Explorers Penguin Recipe:
8436     [...]
8437     > Start fire under pot, raise seawater to boiling point.
8438    
8439     Since it is very difficult to find wood on Antarctica, typically
8440     penguins are used to light the fire (due to their fat, they burn well).
8441     I also woudln't use any water, the penguins are fried fine in their own
8442     fat (you can use old fat to heat up the pot for another penguin).
8443    
8444     Note that most people in Antarctica have been seal-slayers and
8445     whale-killers, so they were rough people. Usually, they didn't bother
8446     with killing the penguins before setting them on fire. I'm glad this
8447     receipts aren't used anymore.
8448 root 1.387 %
8449 root 1.1 Sie muessen einen PC nicht einschalten um herauszufinden ob Windows
8450     installiert ist. Sehen Sie einfach nach, ob die Aufschrift auf der
8451     Reset-Taste noch lesbar ist.
8452 root 1.387 %
8453 root 1.1 > Erinnert mich an den Kerl bei mir in der Videothek. Hab mir DHY ausgeliehen
8454     > und er sagt doch zu mir: "Ist aber mit Untertiteln." Sag ich: "Na prima!"
8455     > Fragt er: "Wieso, was ist denn daran so interessant, wenn man nichts
8456     > versteht?"
8457 root 1.387 %
8458 root 1.1 [de.alt.anime]
8459     Bei meiner Videothek fliegt ein "Ghost in the Shell" Tape
8460     "Ab18" rum. Das machte mich irgendwie stutzig weil auf
8461     der Schachtel meiner 16er zwei Szenenfotos sind, die im
8462 root 1.388 Film gar nicht vorkommen (ironischer Weise direkt über
8463 root 1.1 dem "Uncut & Unzesored" Schildchen). Andererseits ist
8464 root 1.388 mir völlig schleierhaft, was es bei dem Filmchen zu zensieren
8465 root 1.1 geben soll. Nur die oben beschriebene Feststellung hat diese
8466     Frage erneut aufgeworfen.
8467     ji!
8468 root 1.387 %
8469 root 1.1 I do worry about syntactic clutter, ever since my daughter came
8470     in, looked over my shoulder, and said, "What is that, swearing?"
8471     [Larry Wall]
8472 root 1.387 %
8473 root 1.1 Der letzte untergegangene altisraelitische Stamm war der der
8474     Altpreussen.
8475     - Norbert Marzahn am 15.8.98 in
8476     de.soc.politik.deutschland
8477 root 1.387 %
8478 root 1.1 > > Aber die Theorien, die Norbert aufstellt, ueber zum Beispiel die
8479     > > gegossenen Steinformen, die sich hochdruecken, den fuerchterlichen
8480     > > Kometen, der im vergangenen August die Erde zerstoert hat und solche
8481     > > Sachen find ich wirklich Klasse ;-)
8482     >
8483 root 1.388 > Jau. Und erstmal seine Erklärungsversuche, wenn's mal wieder nichts
8484     > geworden ist (wo bleibt eigentlich der Planet X, der während der
8485 root 1.1 > Syonnenfinsternis auftauchen sollte?)...
8486    
8487 root 1.388 Drei Tage Dunkelheit und viele Trümmerteile sollte er bringen, gell,
8488 root 1.1 Norbert?
8489 root 1.387 %
8490 root 1.208 Marzahnismen: http://www.bruhaha.de/normarz.html
8491 root 1.1 Norbert Marzahn sagt: Ich besitze die Mittel, um
8492     "Rechts"- und "Links"-Radikalismus auszuloeschen.
8493 root 1.387 %
8494 root 1.1 http://welcome.to/levitenbuero/
8495 root 1.387 %
8496 root 1.1 <Xach> babelfish.pitney.org: "We may not get it right, but boy are we fast!"
8497 root 1.387 %
8498 root 1.1 Subject: GNU compiler
8499     From: "Steve"
8500     Date: Thu, 16 Sep 1999 19:05:03 -0400
8501     To: <gcc@gcc.gnu.org>
8502     X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 4.72.3155.0
8503    
8504     [the following was a single line, of course]
8505     I downloaded the compiler and am trying to install it and the
8506     instructions seem to be very complicated. Can you help me understand
8507     how to install them? There is no setup file and I have downloaded from
8508     several sites in the thought that I might have the wrong version. Your
8509     assistance would be greatly appreciated
8510    
8511     Thanks,
8512    
8513     Steve
8514 root 1.387 %
8515 root 1.1 [an "I am doing high end graphic design" type of person:]
8516     > Also, could someone tell me how to calculate DPI of an image? I have not
8517     > managed to figure this DPI system out, for example, if an image is a
8518     > 100?50 pixels, what's the DPI??
8519 root 1.387 %
8520 root 1.1 <tigert> xachbot, op
8521     <XachBot> tigert: I have an 88 magnum. It shoots through schools.
8522     <tigert> ahem
8523 root 1.387 %
8524 root 1.1 <tc> xachbot, acro FOOBAR
8525     -XachBot:#gimp- FOOBAR: FTP Operation Over Big Address Records | See FUBAR [Net jargon] (cached)
8526     <tc> just when you thought you had something to baffle xachbot
8527 root 1.387 %
8528 root 1.1 [the release of perl 5.000]
8529     Date: Mon, 17 Oct 94 16:48:04 -0700
8530     From: Larry Wall <lwall@scalpel.netlabs.com>
8531     Subject: It's soup.
8532    
8533     Okay, it's there.
8534    
8535     ftp://ftp.netlabs.com/pub/outgoing/perl5.0/perl5.000.tar.gz
8536    
8537     The first one who tells me about a bug in it gets shot.
8538    
8539     Larry
8540 root 1.387 %
8541 root 1.1 l33+ h4X0rz
8542 root 1.387 %
8543 root 1.1 # A random text generator using Markov chains
8544     perl -e 'while(<>){$f.= $_}@l=split(/\s+/, $f);for($i=0;$i<@l-1;$i++){$W{$l[$i]
8545     }.=" ".$l[$i+1];}sub a{$w=$l[1]}&a;sub b{print "\n"}while($w){if(!($W{$w})){&b;
8546     &b;&a;last if ($q++>3);}print"$w ";@p=split(/ /,$W{$w});$c=@p;until($s=int(rand
8547     ($c))){1}$w=$p[$s]}&b' big_text_file
8548 root 1.387 %
8549 root 1.1 > && d'oh! i knew that! can she allow her lusers to use deja? here is the url
8550     > && for the post with the whole description of how i used -P
8551     >
8552     > Well, access to deja isn't forbidden, but access to the keyboard is.
8553     > And there's no mouse.
8554     >
8555     > Abigail
8556    
8557     Wow. Someone else who reads usenet by osmosis... cool.
8558    
8559     Matt.
8560 root 1.387 %
8561 root 1.1 Ok, our threads aren't so bad. Python's have one big
8562     giant global interpreter lock. :-)
8563    
8564     - --tom
8565 root 1.387 %
8566 root 1.1 From: Linus Torvalds <torvalds@transmeta.com>
8567     Date: Fri, 6 Aug 1999 11:42:19 -0700 (PDT)
8568    
8569     On Fri, 6 Aug 1999, Hubert Mantel wrote:
8570     >
8571     > So the huge ISDN update in proposed-2.2.11 will be removed from the final
8572     > 2.2.11 release?
8573    
8574     [ Irritated mode: FULL BLAST ]
8575    
8576     Are you being stupid on purpose, or were you born that way?
8577    
8578     Go back and read the thread. Read why I'm irritated. READ. THINK.
8579 root 1.387 %
8580 root 1.1 Understanding is a three edged sword. Do you *want* to get the point?
8581 root 1.387 %
8582 root 1.1 ["MVS uses quite heavy algorithms for swapping"]
8583     On Mon, Aug 02, 1999 at 07:55:32PM +0200, Lieven Marchand wrote:
8584     > Last time I looked at it, it got to the point they had moved some
8585     > ASSISTs into microcode. IIRC, some manipulations of the process
8586     > block. I doubt Intel/Sun/MIPS/IBM is going to accomodate Linux quite
8587     > that much ;-)
8588    
8589     IBM is really really good on process technology. They have had to be.
8590 root 1.387 %
8591 root 1.1 MVS spends a lot of time running OS algorithms to allow full
8592     preemption that Linux wastes on running user applications.
8593 root 1.387 %
8594 root 1.1 [comments on the gcc-2.95 release]
8595     <QUOTE>
8596     I'm having problems compiling it for HP-UX 10.20. Any ideas?
8597    
8598     (I haven't actually finished downloading it yet, but I just know I'm
8599     gonna have problems with this crappy OS ;-)
8600     </QUOTE>
8601 root 1.387 %
8602 root 1.1 The Internet interprets Windows as damage,
8603     and routes around it.
8604    
8605     Roger Larsson
8606 root 1.388 Skellefteå
8607 root 1.387 %
8608 root 1.1 [configuring gcc]
8609     Noone should use --prefix=/usr without --with-local-prefix=/usr/local
8610 root 1.387 %
8611 root 1.1 'You can solve any programming problem with another level of indirection,
8612     except the problem of too many levels of indirection.'
8613 root 1.387 %
8614 root 1.1 [http://www.itknowledge.com/tpj/issues/vol4_1/tpj0401-0015.html]
8615    
8616     Z-code interpreters have also been written in Java; unfortunately, when it
8617     comes to cross-platform compatibility, Java's user-interface classes are
8618     finicky and unstable--just ask anyone who's tried to reason with the AWT
8619     on different JVMs.
8620    
8621     [and later]
8622    
8623     Pilfer is a practical implementation of two of the cardinal rules of
8624     adventure gaming:
8625    
8626     1.Anything that is not nailed down is mine.
8627     2.Anything that I can pry loose is not nailed down.
8628 root 1.387 %
8629 root 1.1 [the ||-operator can be thought of as "or", && can be thought of as
8630     "and", but how would you call the ??-operator?]
8631    
8632     >>>>> "NK" == Nathan Kurz <nate@valleytel.net> writes:
8633    
8634     NK> ?? -> huh?
8635    
8636     That's a great name. The huh? operator.
8637    
8638     <chaim>
8639 root 1.387 %
8640 root 1.1 `One of the reasons we continue to use Fortran is that it's easier to fix
8641     code written without attention to such details in Fortran than in other
8642     languages. To put it another way, Fortran is the only language where
8643     people who barely get by with their numerical skills can "write useful
8644     numerical code." Many times those people are the only experts in their
8645     specialty available to put a needed procedure into practice.'
8646 root 1.387 %
8647 root 1.1 [Moderator der Sending "Teatime" auf "Radio Okerwelle", 1999-07-12]
8648 root 1.388 Ich muß schließlich hören was ich sage, damit ich weiß, was ich denke.
8649 root 1.387 %
8650 root 1.1 [Dr. Dobbs #8, 1999, describing how you can AVOID downloading or executing
8651     Java applets, scripts and ActiveX controls while _parsing_(!) an html
8652     page]
8653     ... you must utilize IOleControl::OnAmbientPropertyChange with the
8654     value DISPID_AMBIENT_DLCONTROL. Before you can do this, however, you
8655     must call IOleObject::SetClientSite so that IOleControl will work
8656     properly. This is the reason you derive from IOleClientSite, even
8657     though you don't extend its functionality in any way. After the call to
8658     OnAmbientPropertyChange, IE4 will call your Invoke method to check the
8659     value of DISPID_AMBIENT_DLCONTROL. Invoke simply sets the correct bits to
8660     disable the behaviour you don't want and returns NOERROR.
8661     [Still interested in knowing how you can disable the "file not found"
8662     dialog box that will pop up when you try to parse a non-accessible file?]
8663 root 1.387 %
8664 root 1.1 [Linus, whom I quote rarely ;-]
8665     Message passing as the fundamental operation of the OS is just an
8666     excercise in computer science masturbation. It may feel good, but you
8667     don't actually get anything DONE.
8668 root 1.387 %
8669 root 1.1 Advantages of Windows NT over Linux:
8670     * It's easier to explain the crash was not your fault.
8671     * You've to remember only one solution all to your problems: Reboot.
8672     * You can use your mouse to type an email-message.
8673 root 1.387 %
8674 root 1.1 > 1) On the PIII, there is the capability to get a system unique serial
8675     > number from the CPU. Does Linux read this data already? Is there plans to
8676     > read the serial number and then disable the capability (maybe so you could
8677     > get the serial number from the OS)?
8678    
8679     Current Linux disables it and doesn't save the value.
8680 root 1.387 %
8681 root 1.1 [CRYPTO-GRAM 1999-06-15]
8682     "Microsoft set the security state-of-the-art back 25 years with DOS, and
8683     they have continued that legacy to this day."
8684 root 1.387 %
8685 root 1.1 [From "The Elements Of Style: UNIX As Literature", by Thomas Scoville]
8686     "In a world increasingly dominated by image culture (TV, movies, .jpg
8687     files), UNIX remains rooted in the culture of the word."
8688 root 1.387 %
8689 root 1.1 > If it is clearly documented that will not happen.
8690    
8691     Yeah, sure. Unfortunately, if the "correct" treatment of this feature
8692     means to change a dozen source files (and rth's comments make me fear
8693     that that's the case), the chance that someone, somewhere forgets to say
8694     exactly why these changes were necessary (and on what other changes in
8695     other files they depend) is far larger than I want to consider. We've
8696     seen this before. Lucky we are that some long time gcc-hackers are
8697     still among us, who might remark: Oh yes, that's undefined by the C
8698     Standard, but it happens to be an extension gcc supports ... Seen that,
8699     got the T-shirt.
8700 root 1.387 %
8701 root 1.1 Subject: Re: Linux and aliasing?
8702     From: Joe Buck <jbuck@Synopsys.COM>
8703     Date: Fri, 4 Jun 99 10:00:16 PDT
8704     To: torvalds@transmeta.com (Linus Torvalds)
8705     Cc: craig@jcb-sc.com, jbuck@Synopsys.COM, mark@codesourcery.com,
8706     davem@redhat.com, chip@perlsupport.com, egcs@egcs.cygnus.com
8707     X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL11]
8708    
8709     Linus writes, to Craig:
8710    
8711     > I haven't maintained a compiler long-term. I _have_ maintained a larger,
8712     > and arguably mode complex system with many more degrees of freedom and
8713     > thus choices than gcc.
8714    
8715     No, gcc is substantially larger than the Linux kernel (on the order of 10x
8716     larger, as anyone can easily verify). gcc does not need to deal with race
8717     conditions, so in that sense it is simpler, but in other respects it is
8718     far more complex than the kernel.
8719    
8720     [NOTE for the reader: this is not really true, as the device drivers
8721     bomb the comparison away, but the complexity argument still holds]
8722    
8723     [ personal insults deleted, perhaps the author is in need of a vacation ]
8724 root 1.387 %
8725 root 1.1 Subject: Re: Linux and aliasing?
8726     From: craig@jcb-sc.com
8727     To: torvalds@transmeta.com
8728    
8729     >I want the _user_ to be able to give input.
8730     [...]
8731     >I happen to think that the "explicit cast invalidates the alias
8732     >information" rule is the simplest and best one, and gives the user the
8733     >best control without adding things like new attributes or other ways to
8734     >let the user be in control.
8735    
8736     In other words, you believe you are a better language designer than
8737     the ISO C people as well as the gcc maintainers, despite the fact
8738     that you know, what, *nothing* about language design, and *nothing*
8739     about compiler design and, especially, long-term maintenance of
8740     compilers?
8741 root 1.387 %
8742 root 1.1 Subject: Re: Linux and aliasing?
8743     From: Joe Buck <jbuck@Synopsys.COM>
8744    
8745     Linus writes:
8746     > Oh, you don't expect me to complain about bad code generation when I know
8747     > gcc could do better?
8748    
8749     Oh, don't worry, we expect you to complain, and in a rude and insulting
8750     matter at that. We're used to it. It seems that you were a nicer guy
8751     before you had so many worshippers.
8752 root 1.387 %
8753 root 1.1 Subject: Re: Linux and aliasing?
8754     From: Branko Cibej <branko.cibej@hermes.si>
8755     Date: Fri, 04 Jun 1999 10:07:09 +0200
8756     To: egcs@egcs.cygnus.com
8757     X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.6 [en] (WinNT; I)
8758    
8759     Linus Torvalds wrote:
8760    
8761     > I think it's a damn shame that instead of technical arguments _everything_
8762     > revolves around people reading the standard as if it was the bible, and
8763     > trying to make people feel guilty for not really caring. It's not a sin to
8764     > just want to get good code without having to do magic contortions, guys.
8765    
8766     Why, Linus, it's trivial to do! Use MSVC instead of egcs, then you can do
8767    
8768     #pragma optimize("a", on/off)
8769    
8770     around every single statement, if you like. It even supports anonymous unions
8771     _and_ structs, and is only slightly influenced by the ISO C standard.
8772    
8773     They'll even sell you a version that can generate code for the alpha!
8774    
8775     >:->
8776    
8777     Brane
8778    
8779    
8780     P.S.: Just for the record: I, a "real user" and (imnsho) a "clever programmer"
8781     who "know what I'm doing", at least most of the time, and who do not "read the
8782     standard as if it were a bible", vote for having a standard-conforming
8783     compiler that's not bloated by a ton of marginally useful (or even useless)
8784     features. If I want featuritis, I know where I can get it.
8785    
8786    
8787     P.P.S: They can't even spell "optimise" ...
8788 root 1.387 %
8789 root 1.1 You can have it Soon, Cheap, and Working; choose *two*
8790 root 1.387 %
8791 root 1.1 "Scientific" studies have found that a 2.2.x Linux router with
8792     fast-switching enabled, using Tulip 100baseT cards, can melt a
8793     high-end Cisco's 100baseT interfaces.
8794 root 1.387 %
8795 root 1.1 1) Thread switching is faster than process switching by a little bit on Linux
8796     2) Process switching on linux is faster than thread switching on NT
8797     3) Almost anything is faster than process switching on NT
8798 root 1.387 %
8799 root 1.1 [gimp-developers, on the use of keyboard modifiers for drawing tools]
8800    
8801     > Simple. Powerful. Fast. Choose at most two.
8802    
8803     Perhaps this should be an option in the preferences dialog? :)
8804 root 1.387 %
8805 root 1.1 [perl is cryptic??]
8806     Subject: @{$${->{{{{~{}~{{{NO CARRIER
8807     From: Jarkko Hietaniemi <jhi@iki.fi>
8808     Date: Mon, 24 May 1999 21:55:37 +0300 (EET DST)
8809    
8810     We have still a long way to go-- from the zsh-workers mailing list:
8811    
8812     : Just thought of a trivial way to take a lot of grief out of parameter
8813     : substitution. This patch makes the following valid:
8814     :
8815     : ${${${${(f)"$(typeset)"}:#*local *\=*}%%\=*}##* }
8816     :
8817     : replacing the equivalent but grotesquer
8818     :
8819     : "${(@)${(@)${(@)${(@f)$(typeset)}:#*local *\=*}%%\=*}##* }"
8820 root 1.387 %
8821 root 1.1 Long noun chains don't automatically imply security. - Bruce Schneier
8822 root 1.387 %
8823 root 1.1 > |> Spoken as a true C programmer. However you are wrong. Case-preserving, but
8824     > |> insensitive, is the CORRECT way for file systems. Capitalization should not
8825     > |> matter for interpretation of a file name just as it doesn't matter for
8826     > |> interpreting words in any human language.
8827     >
8828     > This is wrong. In German, there is a big difference between "paar" und
8829     > "Paar" (the first meaning "a few", the second "pair").
8830    
8831     The classic example:
8832    
8833     "Ich habe liebe Genossen in Moskau" - I've got dead comreds in Moscow.
8834     "Ich habe Liebe genossen in Moskau" - I enjoyed love in Moscow.
8835 root 1.387 %
8836 root 1.1 [do we need oo-style IO::File class in perl?]
8837     >_You_ aren't gonna code "use IO::File".
8838    
8839     And there's no reason for anyone else to, either, especially
8840     once Nick finishes the Larry-blessed autovivification of
8841     lvaluabled undefs in open(), socket(), etc.
8842    
8843     What's next, a String class for Perl?
8844    
8845     --tom
8846 root 1.387 %
8847 root 1.1 [some example of the kind of mail I sometimes receive:]
8848     i was just trying to help u out not hurt you in anyway ok i have the fbi
8849     working on something for me
8850     u havent done anything to me ok and the sherriffs department came by to talk
8851     to me nutting concerning y ok
8852     piece
8853     russ
8854 root 1.387 %
8855 root 1.1 [From "Basic Information about Unix", common commands:]
8856    
8857     pico (text editor for beginners)
8858     vi (text editor for advanced users)
8859     emacs (text editor for advanced users)
8860     ed (text editor for beginners)
8861 root 1.387 %
8862 root 1.1 There is no reason in principle that a Perl script shouldn't start with
8863    
8864     use Python;
8865    
8866     and appear to work exactly like Python from there to the end of the file.
8867     Except maybe faster. :-)
8868    
8869     Larry
8870 root 1.387 %
8871 root 1.1 > Perl6 gives us an opportunity to re-examine every feature at a microscopic level.
8872    
8873     just what I'm afraid of... I thought this was to be Perl6, not Perl
8874     2010.
8875    
8876     (Perl 2010: The Spaced Oddity?)
8877 root 1.387 %
8878 root 1.1 The X.25 specification is not a particularly easy document to
8879     read. Contrary to expectations, it does not make great use of diagrams
8880     and tables that help to explain the workings of the protocols that
8881     it contains. Instead the document makes use of many ambiguous English
8882     descriptions of the actions that should take place, allied with a complete
8883     lack of fluency in its prose descriptions, make for a very confusing
8884     document. It is a wonder that any correct X.25 implementations have ever
8885     been created.
8886 root 1.387 %
8887 root 1.1 > Joe: (walking into McDonalds) Hi, I'd like a Big Mac.
8888     >
8889     > Cashier: Okay, here's your Big Mac and here's your Coke. That'll be
8890     > $3.99.
8891     >
8892     > Joe: Uh, I don't want a Coke.
8893     >
8894     > Cashier: Sorry, they're bundled.
8895     >
8896     > Joe: What? I'm not paying for a Coke!
8897     >
8898     > Cashier: You don't; the Coke is free.
8899     >
8900     > Joe: But wasn't a Big Mac $2.49 last week?
8901     >
8902     > Cashier: Sure, but this latest Big Mac is far more innovative. It's
8903     > got integrated Coke!
8904     >
8905     > Joe: I already bought a Snapple across the street... I'm not going
8906     > to drink the Coke.
8907     >
8908     > Cashier: Then you can't have the burger.
8909     >
8910     > Joe: Okay, fine, I will pay the $3.99 and throw the Coke away.
8911     >
8912     > Cashier: Oh, you can't do that. They're seamlessly integrated. Totally
8913     > inseparable.
8914     >
8915     > Joe: How can that be? They're two totally separate things!
8916     >
8917     > Cashier: No, watch. (takes Big Mac, dunks it in a tank of Coke) See?
8918     >
8919     > Joe: Why did you just do that?!
8920     >
8921     > Cashier: It's a benefit to the consumer. Otherwise you'd end up with
8922     > two different, inconsistent tastes. This way you're assured of a
8923     > continuous taste across all your foods.
8924 root 1.387 %
8925 root 1.1 Threads are like salt. I like salt, you like salt, we all
8926     like salt, but we eat more pasta than salt.
8927 root 1.40 Rob Pike
8928 root 1.387 %
8929 root 1.1 From: Nathan Torkington <gnat@frii.com>
8930    
8931     Don't be bitten by Perl, get crushed by Python.
8932     Python: Perl for the punctuation-phobic.
8933     It takes 4 days for a python to digest a hamster, but only 2 days
8934     for you to digest this book.
8935     Python: it's really better but nobody uses it.
8936     Python: just for the whitespace of it.
8937     Join The Trickle
8938     Python: more popular than Dylan!
8939     Python: not written by crackheads in a gutter!
8940     Are you uptight? Try our new Python Hangups series.
8941 root 1.387 %
8942 root 1.1 Well Microsoft announced this new language called COOL which I can
8943     honestly say that I have seen NO CRAPPY CODE written in. OTOH it appears
8944     that to achieve this miraculous status by the simple technique of being
8945     complete and utter vapourware.
8946    
8947     Microsoft, taking the Business out of COBOL.
8948 root 1.387 %
8949 root 1.1 [From "Programming Perl"]
8950    
8951     We will encourage you to develop the three great virtues of a
8952     programmer: laziness, impatience and hubris
8953 root 1.387 %
8954 root 1.1 [Alexander Stepanov, creator of the STL]:
8955    
8956     Yes. STL is not object oriented. I think that object orientedness is
8957     almost as much of a hoax as Artificial Intelligence. I have yet to
8958     see an interesting piece of code that comes from these OO people. In
8959     a sense, I am unfair to AI: I learned a lot of stuff from the MIT AI
8960     Lab crowd, they have done some really fundamental work: Bill Gosper's
8961     Hakmem is one of the best things for a programmer to read. AI might
8962     not have had a serious foundation, but it produced Gosper and Stallman
8963     (Emacs), Moses (Macsyma) and Sussman (Scheme, together with Guy Steele). I
8964     find OOP technically unsound. It attempts to decompose the world in
8965     terms of interfaces that vary on a single type. To deal with the real
8966     problems you need multisorted algebras - families of interfaces that
8967     span multiple types. I find OOP philosophically unsound. It claims that
8968     everything is an object. Even if it is true it is not very interesting -
8969     saying that everything is an object is saying nothing at all. I find OOP
8970     methodologically wrong. It starts with classes. It is as if mathematicians
8971     would start with axioms. You do not start with axioms - you start with
8972     proofs. Only when you have found a bunch of related proofs, can you
8973     come up with axioms. You end with axioms. The same thing is true in
8974     programming: you have to start with interesting algorithms. Only when you
8975     understand them well, can you come up with an interface that will let them
8976     work.
8977     [...]
8978     You can't write a generic max() in Java that takes two arguments of some
8979     type and has a return value of that same type. Inheritance and interfaces
8980     don't help. And if they cannot implement max or swap or linear search,
8981     what chances do they have to implement really complex stuff? These are my
8982     litmus tests: if a language allows me to implement max and swap and linear
8983     search generically - then it has some potential.
8984     [...] Java is clearly an example of a money oriented programming (MOP).
8985     It might be successful - after all, MS DOS was - and it might be a
8986     profitable thing for all your readers to learn Java, but it has no
8987     intellectual value whatsoever.
8988    
8989     [Later, on OMG protocols like CORBA]
8990     I am old enough to remember all the networking standards that were coming
8991     out in the seventies. Who remembers them now?
8992 root 1.387 %
8993 root 1.1 [Stiftung Warentest "test", WDR 19990419:]
8994 root 1.388 "Schlechtes muß nicht billig sein..."
8995 root 1.387 %
8996 root 1.1 [/bin/false on solaris]
8997     #!/usr/bin/sh
8998     # Copyright (c) 1984, 1986, 1987, 1988, 1989 AT&T
8999     # All Rights Reserved
9000    
9001     # THIS IS UNPUBLISHED PROPRIETARY SOURCE CODE OF AT&T
9002     # The copyright notice above does not evidence any
9003     # actual or intended publication of such source code.
9004    
9005     #ident "@(#)false.sh 1.6 93/01/11 SMI" /* SVr4.0 1.3 */
9006     [obvious invocation of exit snipped to avoid lawsuit. Yup, *1* line.]
9007 root 1.387 %
9008 root 1.1 <Aspirin> but ee uses imlib, and imlib is documented to take 4.7 days to start up on a 486 by Alan Cox.
9009 root 1.387 %
9010 root 1.1 When a tar built for SunOS runs under Solaris, it's incapable of opening
9011     or creating files with "lib/locale" in the path. It replaces that part of
9012     the path with "lib/oldlocale".
9013 root 1.387 %
9014 root 1.1 [Bruce Schneier in CRYPTO-GRAM, 19990315]
9015    
9016     "Microsoft prefers to treat security holes as a public relations problem,
9017     rather than fixing the actual problem."
9018    
9019     [further down: the official answer from Microsoft about a problem where
9020     just viewing a website would invisibly run unrestricted code on your
9021     machine]
9022    
9023     "Microsoft appreciates your input regarding this issue, however in lieu
9024     of modern technology being what it is, we all need to be personally
9025     responsible for knowing what we are downloading off the internet."
9026    
9027     [see http://www.panix.com/~dfoster/sec/chrono.html]
9028 root 1.387 %
9029 root 1.1 [Steve Funston wrote to me, after I unsubscribed him from gimp-perl for
9030     spamming:]
9031    
9032     >fuck you ass hole duh you are just a big fucker
9033     >>
9034     >>An error was generated by your request to our servers:
9035     >>------------------------------------------------------
9036     >>
9037     >>Your Email: bfunston@mich.com
9038     >>
9039     >>ERROR: You are not a member of this list.
9040    
9041     [and later, misquoting my name:]
9042     >mark is not only a big fat liar but he is an ass hole.
9043 root 1.387 %
9044 root 1.1 [How much of the microsoft shares does Bill Gates hold?]
9045     He has 19.8%. Paul Allen has 5.5%. Steve Ballmer has 4.7%.
9046 root 1.387 %
9047 root 1.1 > And what's wrong with being named Peter?
9048     If linus was peter, Linux would be called penix? (just guessing) ;)
9049 root 1.387 %
9050 root 1.1 According to Microsoft KnowledgeBase article Q216641, Microsoft Windows
9051     95/98 are limited to an uptime of *exactly* 49.7 days.
9052    
9053     --found by Vincent Janelle (Random)
9054 root 1.387 %
9055 root 1.1 > Leave that to RMS.
9056    
9057     If you had just sat through the horrific panel with Larry,
9058     RMS, Richard, and Linus, you would want to leave a whole lot
9059     else to RMS -- like a couple of megatons of the manure that
9060     he's full of.
9061    
9062     Support BSD/Linux.
9063    
9064     --tom
9065 root 1.387 %
9066 root 1.1 "The FSF is a cult -- don't support them." --Rob Pike
9067 root 1.387 %
9068 root 1.1 We are Linux. Resistance is an indication that you missed the point.
9069 root 1.387 %
9070 root 1.1 > Perhaps the cracker himself (itself? ;) isn't bright enough to delete shell
9071     > history, but his shrink-wrapped cracking tools might be a lot brighter...
9072    
9073     Some of them are. A surprising number aren't. A personal favorite of
9074     mine was the log from a cracker who couldn't figure out how to untar
9075     and install the trojan package he'd ftped onto the machine. he tried a
9076     few times, and then eventually gave up and logged out.
9077 root 1.387 %
9078 root 1.1 [on channel #gimp]
9079    
9080     [msg(Xachbot)] insult me
9081     [XachBot(xachbot@home.xach.com)] schmorp: David Miller would never approve of that.
9082 root 1.387 %
9083 root 1.1 [the creation]
9084     http://www.toodarkpark.org/caffeine-cgi-bin/textfile/net-hx.txt
9085 root 1.387 %
9086 root 1.1 THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #12: LITHP
9087    
9088     This otherwise unremarkable language is distinguished by the absence of
9089     an "S" in its character set; users must substitute "TH". LITHP is said
9090     to be useful in protheththing lithtth.
9091 root 1.387 %
9092 root 1.1 Ich zog hier nur einen Pseudoschluss aus dieser sache, den ich nicht
9093     selbst schliesse.
9094     Norbert Harry Marzahn, selbsternannter "Judaaer"
9095     am 13.12.98 in de.alt.ufo
9096 root 1.387 %
9097 root 1.1 According to Gurusamy Sarathy:
9098     > "Resistance is futile, you will be modularized."
9099    
9100     No:
9101    
9102     use Borg;
9103     make_threat(-type => 'standard', -doom => 'modularized');
9104    
9105     --
9106     Chip Salzenberg - a.k.a. - <chip@perlsupport.com>
9107 root 1.387 %
9108 root 1.1 "And over here, ladies and gentlemen, may I draw your attention to
9109     the 'posicks box', a mechanism within one of the late 20th century
9110     sub-I hardware gestalt integration agents (then called 'operating
9111     systems', this particular one being referred to as 'windows' by
9112     its commercial-mimetic sustainer), designed so as to provide the
9113     appearance and functionality required to comply with one of the few
9114     agreed-upon integration schemas (sub-I, of course) available at the
9115     time. Unsurprising given the non-integration imperitives used by the
9116     agent's sustainter, this mechanism was demonstrated to be an ingenious
9117     non-integration ploy that, while supporting the integration schema,
9118     failed to support the local interconnect schemas that this agent
9119     specialized in. This produced a classic focus rift in the knowledge
9120     pool, benefiting the sustainer in the short run due to the focus
9121     concentration facilities available to commericial-class mimetic
9122     sustainers. Practically, this wasn't a significant loss, in the long
9123     run, as neither the 'windows' or 'posicks' schemas were relevant to
9124     modern quasi-I agents. These two do live on, however, in a few niches.
9125     'posicks' is used as the integration schema between most nano-scale
9126     logic units (a fact that only a few meta-experts still need to be
9127     aware of), and 'windows' survives, for religious-mimetic reasons, as
9128     the human-communication agent in a few stereotypical toasters and soap
9129     dispensers."
9130    
9131     [Kenneth Albanowski]
9132 root 1.387 %
9133 root 1.1 Perl ist ein Schmerzmittel.
9134     Wenn Du bei der Speicherverwaltung oder der Stringverarbeitung
9135     unter C Schmerzen hast, nimm Perl.
9136     -- Kristian Koehntopp
9137 root 1.387 %
9138 root 1.1 > Why Windows NT Server 4.0 continues to exist in the enterprise would be a
9139     > topic appropriate for an investigative report in the field of psychology or
9140     > marketing, not an article on information technology -- John Kirch
9141 root 1.387 %
9142 root 1.388 [bei einer mündlichen Nachprüfung in BWL, Uni Hamburg]
9143 root 1.1
9144     Prof: "Was ist Agio?"
9145 root 1.388 Student: "Weiß ich nicht."
9146 root 1.1 Prof: "OK, durchgefallen!
9147 root 1.388 Student: "Ich habe aber Anspruch auf drei Fragen in der mündlichen Prüfung!"
9148 root 1.1 Prof: "Klar, was ist Disagio?"
9149     Student: "..."
9150     Prof: "...und was ist der Unterschied zwischen Agio und Disagio?"
9151     Student: "..."
9152     Prof: "...durchgefallen!"
9153 root 1.387 %
9154 root 1.1 Chaim Frenkel <chaimf@pobox.com> writes:
9155    
9156     > Just morbid curiosity,
9157     >
9158     > Are there _any_ unix boxes that _can't_ build Perl?
9159    
9160     Yes. Broken ones.
9161    
9162     dgris
9163 root 1.387 %
9164 root 1.1 "The kerastion is a musical instrument which cannot be heard."
9165     -- A Borges story in ten words.
9166 root 1.387 %
9167 root 1.1 "C combines the power of assembly language
9168     with the flexibility of assembly language."
9169 root 1.387 %
9170 root 1.1 ...
9171    
9172     <AOL>
9173    
9174     Me too!
9175    
9176     </AOL>
9177    
9178     Tig
9179 root 1.387 %
9180 root 1.1 ping -p 2b2b2b415448300d <hostname>
9181 root 1.387 %
9182 root 1.1 unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleep
9183 root 1.387 %
9184 root 1.1 From: Dick Balaska <dick@buckosoft.com>
9185    
9186     I sit behind an NT dual P2/400 256MB for too many hours each day. It is
9187     "slow". One of my (fun) tasks is CD mastering. When i'm loading a 500MB
9188     wav file into the editor, the machine goes useless for two minutes while
9189     loading the wave file. Basically its just reading the file and writing it
9190     to swap. The CPU is at 5%. No Alt-Tab between apps during that time. No
9191     chance of putting the mouse over a button (too many dropped ticks). The
9192     NT kernel is just sitting waiting for I/O completions.
9193    
9194     Linux would be embarrassed to be that bad.
9195    
9196     I expected M$ to never fix this because its not "broken". However, i
9197     expect billg to start reading the above mentioned literal benchmarks and
9198     get really really pissed.
9199    
9200     Especially since i believe 1999 and 2000 to see Linux *really* start
9201     to cut into M$'s server market share.
9202 root 1.387 %
9203 root 1.1 > Hello I'm wondering if there's a lower traffic mailing list that exists
9204     > that's strictly important kernel announcements and not general chat. I
9205     > need to stay informed but I can't handle 250 messages in a 24 hour
9206     > period.
9207     >
9208     > Sorry for the insignificant post..
9209     > Nic
9210     >
9211    
9212     Thank you for contributing to the problem.
9213    
9214     -hpa
9215 root 1.387 %
9216 root 1.1 grep... grep... grep... (frog with unix stuck in his throat)
9217 root 1.387 %
9218 root 1.1 "If users are made to understand that the system administrator's job is to
9219     make computers run, and not to make them happy, they can, in fact, be made
9220     happy most of the time. If users are allowed to believe that the system
9221     administrator's job is to make them happy, they can, in fact, never be made
9222     happy."
9223     - - -Paul Evans (as quoted by Barb Dijker in "Managing Support Staff", LISA '97)
9224 root 1.387 %
9225 root 1.1 From: "Daniel P. Stasinski" <dannys@KAREMOR.COM>
9226     Subject: Microsoft Hotmail
9227     To: BUGTRAQ@NETSPACE.ORG
9228    
9229     I contacted Microsoft/Hotmail asking them to close the account
9230     of that was listed in the backdoored tcp wrapper source code.
9231     I also forwarded the offending code.
9232    
9233     The word back from them is that they will not close it. Theft
9234     of passwords and hacking does not violate thier terms of
9235     service.
9236    
9237     Daniel
9238 root 1.387 %
9239 root 1.1 Any UNIX-killer must also have:
9240     ...
9241     * cool name like Linux (serious, these fail: GNU Hurd FreeBSD 386BSD)
9242 root 1.387 %
9243 root 1.1 "Not all things worth doing are worth doing well."
9244     It's a phrase I use a lot. :-)
9245     [RJL]
9246 root 1.387 %
9247 root 1.1 As John Whittaker says: ``It's UNIX. That doesn't necessarily mean it's
9248     right.''
9249 root 1.387 %
9250 root 1.1 [Richard Stallman on the new _Pragma operator in C9X:]
9251    
9252     Amazing--they actually listened.
9253 root 1.387 %
9254 root 1.1 That "UNIX" term is very negative. People often associate it with
9255     SCO OpenServer, Wyse terminals, and 60 people on a 386. The UNIX
9256     that people know is just awful. It looks something like this:
9257    
9258     # less foo
9259     sh: command not found
9260     # more foo
9261     sh: command not found
9262     # emacs foo
9263     sh: command not found
9264     # ed foo
9265     0
9266     help
9267     ?
9268     quit
9269     ?
9270     exit
9271     ?
9272     DIE!!!!!!!!!!
9273     ?
9274    
9275     [Albert D. Cahalan]
9276 root 1.387 %
9277 root 1.1 Subject: Re: Stop blib warning in future releases?
9278     From: andreas.koenig@anima.de (Andreas J. Koenig)
9279     Date: 05 Jan 1999 03:15:37 +0100
9280    
9281     tim> Sure. Strictly speaking
9282    
9283     tim> use blib ':quiet';
9284    
9285     tim> would be most correct in style.
9286    
9287     Only German native speakers are allowed to treat adverbs adjectively.
9288     For the rest I'd recommend [...]
9289 root 1.387 %
9290 root 1.1 [A new U.S. Law implementing a WIPO treaty]
9291     No person shall circumvent a technological protection measure that
9292     effectively controls access to a work protected under this title
9293     [Or, in other words, applied cryptanalysis will be illegal.
9294     too bad --- ]
9295 root 1.387 %
9296 root 1.1 Microsoft - Is it going to work today?
9297 root 1.387 %
9298 root 1.1 Subject: Re: [gimp-devel] GIF plugin legal issues
9299    
9300     > Actually, my understanding is that Unisys doesn't currently enforce the
9301     > licensing cost on free software, but maybe I am mistaken.
9302    
9303     The general wording, spoken by an unnamed GIMP developer, is, if you'll
9304     pardon the language, "Unisys can go fuck itself."
9305 root 1.387 %
9306 root 1.1 [once on linux-kernel:]
9307     > >who are you why on yahoo when iprint sf16fmi i fond you i need drv
9308     > Does anyone have the secret decoder ring to make sense of this?
9309     he's confused about us showing up in a search match on yahoo, but needs
9310     driver(s) for his sf16fmi thingy.
9311 root 1.387 %
9312 root 1.1 > Did you try to compile kdeadmin from the CVS tree ?
9313    
9314     No I ran the KDE binaries. Im not interested in broken programs that
9315     include wrong #include files in their source.
9316 root 1.387 %
9317 root 1.1 [unix-faq]
9318    
9319     Someday, you are going to accidentally type something like
9320     "rm * .foo", and find you just deleted "*" instead of "*.foo".
9321     Consider it a rite of passage.
9322 root 1.387 %
9323 root 1.1 "There's one word that strikes fear into nuclear scientists..."
9324     "Oops."
9325     -- MST3K
9326 root 1.387 %
9327 root 1.1 Seems like 80-bit spills would be closer to IEEE, if not close enough to
9328     claim full support. Off-hand I'd say people would be happier with
9329     those numeric properties than with the current situation.
9330    
9331     I'll think about the esoterica (probably break down and ask people here).
9332     It would certainly make gcc the most reliable x86 floating-point compiler
9333     I know. Sun's does something similar to -ffloat-store by default (gee,
9334     look at how fast that ultra is), and Microsoft's runs off the end of the
9335     stack at run-time . I don't know what Intel's does, so I'm not considering
9336     it. ;)
9337 root 1.387 %
9338 root 1.1 >I was using the localtime function to change time_t into it's various
9339     >human-readable parts. I noticed that $year gets returned as 98 and
9340     >not 1998. I tested a few different unices and got the same result.
9341     >This is expected behavior based on the examples I've seen and my own
9342     >testing. My question is how is this y2k compliant?
9343    
9344     What part of your C library's documentation on localtime(3), the perlfunc
9345     documentation on the Perl localtime function, the perlfaq4 entry on `Does
9346     Perl have a year 2000 problem?', and the Y2K document on www.perl.com
9347     did you find to be unclear on the answer to this question?
9348    
9349     --tom
9350 root 1.387 %
9351 root 1.1 > * Have you ever wondered how life began ?
9352    
9353     In a laboratory somewhere at Bell Labs.
9354    
9355     >Why does it end ?
9356    
9357     Ask the X3J11 committee.
9358    
9359     > * Can you tell WHY there is life ? What is the purpose of it ?
9360     > * Can YOU do anything to make your life worth living ? WHAT ?
9361    
9362     To promote the the DEATH OF ANSI C! K+R FOREVER! DOWN WITH PORTABILITY!
9363 root 1.387 %
9364 root 1.1 "Unix *is* Perl's IDE!"
9365     -- Tom Christiansen
9366 root 1.387 %
9367 root 1.1 [Sputnik]
9368    
9369     Do you honestly think the Americans would mention a Soviet success? :-)
9370     A number of years back I saw an exhibition in the US on the development of
9371     supersonic passenger aircraft. They forgot to mention Concorde. It
9372     wouldn't surprise me in the least if most people at NASA had never heard
9373     of Sputnik.
9374 root 1.387 %
9375 root 1.1 NTFS by default adds unnecessary serialization to an extent that
9376     even older file systems such as FFS do not, and its performance
9377     characteristics reflect that. In fairness, it should be said that it is
9378     the superior approach for most removable media without software control
9379     of ejection (e.g. IBM PC floppies).
9380 root 1.387 %
9381 root 1.1 Never attribute to malice what could as well be explained by stupidity.
9382     - Hanlons razor -
9383 root 1.387 %
9384 root 1.1 Shallit's Razor: Never attribute to conspiracy what may be adequately
9385     explained by stupidity or incompetence.
9386 root 1.387 %
9387 root 1.1 According to Chris Nandor:
9388     > I thought about creating a web interface to input, edit, delete entries,
9389     > but that would have taken me longer, been more complex and less secure, and
9390     > offered no significant advantages.
9391    
9392     That one's in the quotes file. Thanks.
9393 root 1.387 %
9394 root 1.1 My friend who had a Compaq called one day when his built-in cdrom drive
9395     stopped responding. Their answer "its a virus. Reinstal Windows". So he did
9396     (?) and it still didn't work. He called them and they said "its a virus,
9397     reinstall." "But I just installed. If there is a virus, it came from YOUR
9398     quick restore disk." "No, no virus there, but you DO have a virus. My paper
9399     in front of me says so."
9400    
9401     He took it back and bought a Gateway.
9402 root 1.387 %
9403 root 1.1 9. Deinde, ne in posterum a XII kalendas aprilis aequinoctium recedat,
9404     statuimus bissextum quarto quoque anno (uti mos est) continuari debere,
9405     praeterquam in centesimis annis; qui, quamvis bissextiles antea semper
9406     fuerint, qualem etiam esse volumus annum MDC, post eum tamen qui
9407     deinceps consequentur centesimi non omnes bissextiles sint, sed in
9408     quadringentis quibusque annis primi quique tres centesimi sine bissexto
9409     transigantur, quartus vero quisque centesimus bissextilis sit, ita ut
9410     annus MDCC, MDCCC, MDCCCC bissextiles non sint. Anno vero MM, more
9411     consueto dies bissextus intercaletur, februario dies XXIX continente,
9412     idemque ordo intermittendi intercalandique bissextum diem in
9413     quadringentis quibusque annis perpetuo conservetur.
9414 root 1.387 %
9415 root 1.1 You obviously have not dealt with Microsoft Winnt 4.0
9416     and all the Service Pack then. While one Service Pack
9417     did somewhat correct the Y2K problem was not aware that
9418     2000 was in fact a leap year. There was no way to set
9419     the date to Feb 29, 2000.
9420 root 1.387 %
9421 root 1.1 "Ernst Lehmann, die Organisationsredundanz beim Cluster-Treffen"
9422 root 1.387 %
9423 root 1.388 HP Computer NEWS 3/98 about HP 2000/CN printer (page 24): "Darüber
9424 root 1.1 hinaus ... hat der HP 2000C/CN durch den Einsatz von Intel MMX-
9425     Technologie Zugriff auf deren Farbtabellen und kann so Farbbilder
9426     schneller verarbeiten" (A mistake made when translating. It's hard to
9427     get the wrong meaning if translated back to English, sorry.)
9428 root 1.387 %
9429 root 1.1 From: Robert Lipe
9430     > > I program computers with no screens and no keyboards for a living.
9431     > > Switches and front-panels are a LUXURY! :-)
9432     >
9433     > But I guess you are not _programming_ these computers without a keyboard
9434     > and/or screen.
9435    
9436     Are you familiar with the Vulcan Mind Meld?
9437 root 1.387 %
9438 root 1.1 Subject: Re: [fwd from comp.lang.python] Re: Python 2 ideas [Re: access
9439     From: Tuomas Lukka <lukka@fas.harvard.edu>
9440    
9441     On Tue, 24 Nov 1998, Ilya Zakharevich wrote:
9442     > use pedantic;
9443     > use strict 'code';
9444     >
9445     > or whatever is the syntax to switch Perl into 'dull'/'pythonish' mode.
9446    
9447     use syntax 'python';
9448    
9449     Let's just embrace&extend'em ;) ;)
9450    
9451 root 1.387 %
9452 root 1.1 Thus it was written in the epistle of Larry Wall,
9453     >
9454     > Having discussed all this thoroughly at the Hacker's Conference this
9455     > past weekend, I've come to the conclusion that Y2K will be traumatic
9456     > primarily because people *think* it will be traumatic. A panic is a
9457     > panic whether or not it's justified. People get trampled in panics.
9458     >
9459     > It should be illegal to yell "Y2K" in a crowded economy. :-)
9460 root 1.387 %
9461 root 1.1 [rfc1925]
9462     Good, Fast, Cheap: Pick any two (you can't have all three).
9463 root 1.387 %
9464 root 1.1 [Alan Cox, why not port hurd to sgi, instead of linux]
9465     > A possible minus is the message-passing between the servers which might
9466     > be time-consuming.
9467    
9468     "Yesterdays technology, next week" to quote an OSI saying
9469 root 1.387 %
9470 root 1.1 UNIX versions of ctags handle the C language, and often Pascal and Fortran
9471     77. Sometimes, they even handle assembly language. Almost universally,
9472     however, they do not handle C++...
9473     [from "learning the vi editor"]
9474 root 1.387 %
9475 root 1.1 > correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there a thread about this a few
9476     > months back that resolved the ping -f localhost as a ping bug.
9477    
9478     Indeed, as Alan Cox said:
9479    
9480     So get a non-buggy ping(8) client.
9481    
9482     and as Ecclesiastes said:
9483    
9484     Is there any thing whereof it may be said, See, this is new? it hath been
9485     already of old time, which was before us.
9486     There is no remembrance of former things; neither shall there be any
9487     remembrance of things that are to come with those that shall come after.
9488    
9489     Regards,
9490     Tigran.
9491 root 1.387 %
9492 root 1.1 SNMP stands for Security Not My Problem
9493 root 1.387 %
9494 root 1.1 [slightly broken, though...]
9495     /* "Hello World" in B for 64-bit hardware! */
9496     hw [0] "Hello World.*n";
9497     main(){
9498     extrn hw;
9499     putchar(0[hw]);
9500     hw=+1;
9501     putchar(0[hw]);
9502     }
9503 root 1.387 %
9504 root 1.1 > So what comes first the chicken or the egg? :)
9505    
9506     The egg. Always. By definition.
9507 root 1.387 %
9508 root 1.1 > > PPS: Robert, I just made my first y2k fix to that script ;()
9509     >
9510     > Better check your scsi cables.
9511 root 1.387 %
9512 root 1.1 Arroganz durch Wissen
9513     [Dirk Jagdmann]
9514 root 1.387 %
9515 root 1.1 [Re: Pegasus - Gut oder Boese?]
9516     > Weil er sie dabei ja unterstuetzt. Da er aber (abgesehen von den ersten
9517     > ein- oder zweimal) nur auf Anrufen von Rosa-Girl erscheint, koennte man es
9518     > auch anders herum sagen. wenn CU Pfeift, kommt er angaloppiert 8))
9519    
9520 root 1.388 was aber leider bedeutet, daß usa die Rennsemmel ständig mit
9521 root 1.1 sich rumschleppen mu?. ^_-
9522     Nur weil die Kleine die Bimmel hat!
9523    
9524 root 1.388 Und wer weiß, was dieses pädophile Pferd eigentlich noch so
9525 root 1.1 bezwecken will... ^_-
9526 root 1.387 %
9527 root 1.1 >James :\
9528     >
9529     >I apologize for adding a message to this possibly trivial thread.
9530    
9531     I like your sig. I hope you use it for everything you post.
9532 root 1.387 %
9533 root 1.1 From: Mason <mason@schwanda.resnet.tamu.edu>
9534     Subject: night of the undead ip stack
9535     Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1998 13:03:19 -0600 (CST)
9536 root 1.387 %
9537 root 1.1 > The person who decides to invent UNICODE support for Linux
9538     > is just asking for a black eye.
9539    
9540     But Unicode for NT is such fun!
9541    
9542     For example, the checked DbgPrint() bluescreens above DISPATCH_LEVEL
9543     if you try to print a Unicode string--the Unicode->ASCII
9544     translation tables are marked as pageable.
9545    
9546     Since as far as I know, printk() does not have any format specifiers
9547     that cause obscure kernel panics, Linux is clearly behind in this
9548     area.
9549 root 1.387 %
9550 root 1.1 Linux: a no problem operating system for no problem people.
9551     [Lukas Grunwald]
9552 root 1.387 %
9553 root 1.1 http://dd.sh/perlfs/:
9554    
9555     THIS IS AN EXPERIMENTAL (PRE-ALPHA) VERSION OF THE PERL FILESYSTEM.
9556     EVEN WHEN IT LOADS WITHOUT CAUSING A KERNEL PANIC, IT WILL LOCK UP
9557     YOUR MACHINE, DESTROY ALL YOUR DATA, KIDNAP YOUR FAMILY AND
9558     (DEPENDING ON SAID FAMILY'S CONFIGURATION) SHOOT YOUR CAT, DOG, AND/OR
9559     FIRST-BORN CHILD.
9560 root 1.387 %
9561 root 1.1 [a comment on http://dd.sh/perlfs/]
9562     Forget GNU/Linux. /PerL/inux will conquer all.
9563    
9564     kill 0,1 if -x '/PerL/inux'; # request kernel mode
9565 root 1.387 %
9566 root 1.1 [Tim Hollebeek on real arithmetic]
9567     On a machine with a sane floating point model, the results make sense.
9568     For example, my SGI workstation prints:
9569    
9570     0.00000000000000011102 1.00000000000000000000 1.00000000000000020000 1.00000000000000040000
9571    
9572     However, a machine with the Intel FPU from hell gives:
9573    
9574     0.00000000000000000005 1.00000000000000000000 1.00000000000000000000 1.00000000000000000000
9575    
9576     due to the fact that whether 1+x and 1 are the same number depends on whether
9577     the numbers are in the FPU or not.
9578 root 1.387 %
9579 root 1.388 [Grüner Tip/Arte]
9580 root 1.1 Ihre Nachbarn sind zu laut und feiern andauernd Parties? Kein Problem, ihr
9581 root 1.388 Bohrer wird nachts um zwei spielend mit _jedem_ Lärm fertig....
9582 root 1.387 %
9583 root 1.1 Remember, eating healthy doesn't make you live longer, it just makes it seem
9584     longer...
9585 root 1.387 %
9586 root 1.1 [M$ about unix development tools like GCC]
9587     By the standards of the novice / intermediate developer accustomed to
9588     VB/VS/VC/VJ, these tools are incredibly primitive.
9589 root 1.387 %
9590 root 1.1 > > Praha is nice and our university is interesting, since it is according
9591     > > to tests most complex and impractical computer science university on the
9592     > > world :) I just love it...
9593     >
9594     > Oh well, great that I won't be studying there...
9595     >
9596     It is really fun.... just now I have lesson (that reminds me that I really
9597     should go now) about set theory and infinity... it is really fun and very
9598     practical...
9599     for example that you have cinema with infinity chairs and infinity plus one
9600     person wants to see movie... what do yo do?
9601     Just let sit down the first infinity persons and then last person ask first
9602     one to move to second chair, second one to move to third and so on and
9603     everyone fits.. isn't that great to know? :))
9604    
9605     Jan Hubicka
9606 root 1.387 %
9607 root 1.1 > template< template< template<class> class > class Tmpl> A {};
9608     [...]
9609     > I think that this construction is allowed by the ANSI C++.
9610    
9611     No, it is not. What you meant is
9612    
9613     template< template< template<class> class > class Tmpl> class A {};
9614 root 1.387 %
9615 root 1.1 Jan Dubois writes:
9616     > A) perl-5.00553
9617     > path = \perl\5.00553\bin\MsWin32-x86\perl.exe
9618     > cc = cl.exe
9619     A performance analysis compiling with M$ compiler? Get real!
9620    
9621     [...]
9622    
9623     Ilya
9624 root 1.387 %
9625 root 1.1 >Shouldn't the kernel compile with all combinations of options.
9626    
9627     Yes. Feel free to fix it and send a patch.
9628    
9629     p.
9630 root 1.387 %
9631 root 1.1 [tomc]
9632     Jean-Louis provides four arguments in favor of the overloading of the
9633     logical && and || operators. Here they are:
9634    
9635     +------------------------------------------+
9636     | Other languages, notably C++, permit it. |
9637     +------------------------------------------+
9638    
9639     This one is hardly persuasive. Many languages do innumerable things
9640     that Perl does not do. Just for example, take:
9641    
9642     * Csh reparses and re-evals interpolated strings, allowing something
9643     like C<$cmd $var> to do interesting things.
9644     * The Fortran lexer (as it were), having no need of white space to
9645     infer tokens, allows C<DO I=1.10> and C<DO I=1,10> to coexist in an
9646     interesting way.
9647     * Icon has an entirely different notion of success and failure,
9648     allowing expressions like (X < Y < Z) to do interesting things.
9649     * Scheme has call-with-continuation, allowing co-routines to do
9650     interesting things.
9651     * C++ has template classes with abnormal typing rules even for that
9652     language, allowing parameterized meta-classes to do interesting
9653     things.
9654 root 1.387 %
9655 root 1.1 Make is like Pascal: everybody likes it, so they go in and change it.
9656     --Dennis Ritchie
9657 root 1.387 %
9658 root 1.1 perl -wlpe '}{$_=$.' file # Count the number of lines.
9659 root 1.387 %
9660 root 1.1 [not quite duff's device, but...]
9661    
9662     switch (x)
9663     default:
9664     if (prime(x))
9665     case 2: case 3: case 5: case 7:
9666     process_prime(x);
9667     else
9668     case 4: case 6: case 8: case 9: case 10:
9669     process_composite(x);
9670 root 1.387 %
9671 root 1.1 Is there any truth to the rumor that the number appearing
9672     after the words "Microsoft Windows" is the minimum amount of memory,
9673     in megabytes, required for execution?
9674    
9675     Craig Milo Rogers
9676 root 1.387 %
9677 root 1.1 Mark Mielke writes:
9678     > This statement is false. The simple fact that school textbooks teach it
9679     > to be indeterminate should be enough to convince you of that.
9680    
9681     This is just another reference point about the state of education in
9682     US (apparently in Canada too?).
9683    
9684     Ilya
9685 root 1.387 %
9686 root 1.1 [from p5p]
9687     > Now you know why threading is experimental and all, buddy.
9688    
9689     Experimental schexperimental. Anything that doesn't cause an
9690     immediate coredump is not experimental. :-) (Observant readers will
9691     note that this is a more rigorous standard than Microsoft's.)
9692    
9693     Nat
9694 root 1.387 %
9695 root 1.1 Needless to say, Linux awk is probably gawk, which has been taking too
9696     much steroids for a while. =)
9697    
9698     --Albert Dvornik
9699     <bert@genscan.com>
9700 root 1.387 %
9701 root 1.1 Subject: Re: zero width lookbehind considered slow
9702     From: Tom Christiansen <tchrist@jhereg.perl.com>
9703     Date: Thu, 22 Oct 1998 17:40:37 -0500
9704    
9705     >*You* do not understand? Perl is slow...
9706    
9707     Ilya: You are formerly invited to go play in the python
9708     or tcl crowd instead of here.
9709    
9710     --tom
9711 root 1.387 %
9712 root 1.1 >What's it? Can linux be improved too? Or has it already been improved?
9713    
9714     Linux has never done anything so stupid in the first place.
9715    
9716     Linus
9717 root 1.387 %
9718 root 1.1 On the 8th day god created email. And got noted the world was good. Then the
9719     devil added HTML mail...
9720 root 1.387 %
9721 root 1.1 linux/lib/vsprintf.c: * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-)
9722     linux/arch/sparc64/kernel/binfmt_aout32.c: /* Fuck me plenty... */
9723     linux/arch/sparc64/kernel/ptrace.c:/* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */
9724 root 1.387 %
9725 root 1.1 On 1998-10-11T02:37:57,
9726     Alan Cox <alan@lxorguk.ukuu.org.uk> said:
9727    
9728     > Believe me Microsoft think Linux is a threat now. Its level with things like
9729     > java in their perceived threat list, so you can expect all the usual MS
9730     > techniques to start coming this way and very soon.
9731    
9732     Arm the gnus!
9733 root 1.387 %
9734 root 1.1 [David Miller after (another) endless discussion with Richard Kenner]
9735    
9736     Anyways, I tired (just like everyone else) of arguing endlessly with
9737     you, you're in the past, you no longer constrain my ability to improve
9738     gcc, so go away.
9739 root 1.387 %
9740 root 1.1 I received my copy of Visual Studio 6.0 today. I couldn't believe that it
9741     wanted to install the C++ compiler into a directory called:
9742    
9743     "\Program Files\Microsoft Visual Studio\VC98"
9744    
9745     But anyways, I just had to find out if it was finally possible to compile
9746     Perl (without PERL_OBJECT) with optimization (-O2).
9747 root 1.387 %
9748 root 1.1 [on perl version numbering]
9749     > So it could be 5.006 for the developers, but "ThreadPerl" or "Perl with
9750     > Multithreads" (or some such) for the journalists, if that's what
9751     > journalists need to make them pay attention.
9752    
9753     Down that path lies "Perl version 5.006, codename `Ticklish Uvula',
9754     was released today" madness.
9755 root 1.387 %
9756 root 1.1 [on perl version numbering]
9757     > elaine> 5.1 would be a good thing(tm) as it would draw attention,
9758     > elaine> etc. in a way that a developers versioning would. The
9759     > elaine> world is not populated by people who think the same
9760     > elaine> way. To that end, this would be a good change. Of course,
9761     > elaine> we could call it Perl99.
9762     >
9763     > To me, Perl seems to be recognized for it's language qualities, not
9764     > for marketing reasons. IMHO, perl may keep this difference with other
9765     > wintel product. More than that : Perl99, would let believe people that
9766     > it is not Y2K proofed, or still in beta (<1.00). So it's not a good
9767     > marketing name, anyway.
9768    
9769     Right. Then, to be Y2K compliant, we'll have to call it Perl1999. Hmmm.
9770     "The year perl left earth's orbit"? Maybe we need to get the NASA guys to
9771     put perl on the next low-cost spaceshot.
9772    
9773     Of course, then c.l.p.m's motto could be "We do not commit *mindless*
9774     violence..." :-)
9775 root 1.387 %
9776 root 1.1 Rule 1 says that Larry says that Larry has the last say, unless he changes
9777     his mind in which case he still has the last say.
9778 root 1.387 %
9779 root 1.1 > >I never said it did.. I should have said: Binary only drivers encourage
9780     > >poor drivers
9781     >
9782     > No it doesn't.
9783    
9784     Indeed. Its down to
9785    
9786     Profit = (units * margin) - overhead
9787    
9788     and the folks who decide "overhead" arent the programmers but the management.
9789     The folks who say "you have two weeks allocated to write this driver, then
9790     we ship it" are the folks to take the issue up with, and that goes source
9791     or binaries.
9792 root 1.387 %
9793 root 1.1 dig txt leap.yp.to
9794 root 1.387 %
9795 root 1.1 "The fact that I'm paranoid doesn't mean that nobody's after me..."
9796 root 1.387 %
9797 root 1.1 [linux-kernel on endianess issues with NIPQUAD]
9798    
9799     |> Do I read this correct?!? Is it more acceptable to have a bug[*],
9800     |> than a not optimal fix?!?!?
9801     |>
9802     |> s/optimal/stupid/
9803    
9804     What's stupid is little endian. <g>
9805    
9806     Andreas.
9807 root 1.387 %
9808 root 1.1 [Paul Eggert on tz@elsie.nci.nih.gov]
9809     ...
9810     A closely related question is `What is 1 minute before 23:59:60?''.
9811    
9812     Here's a good one: `What is 1 month before 1 February 1995 in
9813     Kiritimati?''. There was no 1 January 1995 in Kiritimati; they
9814     skipped a day by moving the clocks ahead 24 hours. Similar issues
9815     arise when asking about times that occur within smaller, more typical
9816     UTC offset changes. A number of obscure questions arise here, and I'm
9817     not sure it's worth standardizing all the answers.
9818 root 1.387 %
9819 root 1.1 [D.J.Bernstein on tz@elsie.nci.nih.gov]
9820    
9821     Paul Eggert writes:
9822     > which I am calling the `modified TIME_TAI''
9823    
9824     Your time differences break down near leap seconds. Ever watched xntpd
9825     try to handle a leap second? Wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble.
9826 root 1.387 %
9827 root 1.1 For binary only drivers you can assume most vendors will build x86 only
9828     however.
9829    
9830     "We don't have the tools"
9831     "We can't support a non intel build"
9832     "We don't have that sort of machine"
9833     "Its not worth the time cost"
9834     "Whats an Alpha ?"
9835 root 1.387 %
9836 root 1.1 On Thu, 1 Oct 1998, Mail Delivery Subsystem wrote:
9837    
9838     > The original message was received at Thu, 1 Oct 1998 18:39:56 -0400
9839     > from mini [10.0.0.3]
9840     >
9841     > ----- The following addresses had permanent fatal errors -----
9842     > <mailproc@fred>
9843     >
9844     > ----- Transcript of session follows -----
9845     > procmail: can't map '/lib/libc.so.5'
9846     > procmail: can't map '/lib/libc.so.5'
9847     > procmail: can't load library 'libc.so.5'
9848     > 554 <mailproc@fred>... unknown mailer error 16
9849 root 1.387 %
9850 root 1.1 > Here is the difficulty with this discussion:
9851     > No documented problem
9852     > No reason to believe that the "solution" solves the unspecified "problem"
9853     > No clear understanding of the effects of this change on the system
9854     >
9855     > Why, this could be a discusion among AIX developers!
9856 root 1.387 %
9857 root 1.1 > This would be a reasonable committee-like compromise that might
9858     > satisfy neither of us (:-).
9859 root 1.387 %
9860 root 1.1 By default Microsoft has set Explorer to use gz files as VRML, you need to
9861     change the association for .gz / vrml from "start vrml program" to "always ask"
9862    
9863     dave
9864 root 1.387 %
9865 root 1.1 On 10 Aug 1998, Ben Pfaff wrote:
9866     DG> You're not programming MS-DOS applications are you?
9867    
9868     BP> Hell no. I wouldn't touch MS-DOS with a ten-foot network cable.
9869 root 1.387 %
9870 root 1.1 [Paul Eggert on tz@elsie.nci.nih.gov]
9871    
9872     Date: 10 Oct 1998 15:35:05 -0000
9873     From: "D. J. Bernstein" <djb@cr.yp.to>
9874    
9875     Paul Eggert writes:
9876     > * 29 February if it's a leap lear, 28 February otherwise.
9877    
9878     If that's 1 month before 31 March, then what's 1 month before 30 March?
9879     1 month before 29 March?
9880    
9881     The same as 1 month before 31 March.
9882    
9883     1 month before 28 March?
9884    
9885     28 February.
9886    
9887     And what's 1 month after 28 February? 1 month after 27 February? 1 month
9888     _before_ 27 February?
9889    
9890     28 March, 27 March, and 27 January.
9891 root 1.387 %
9892 root 1.1 Newsgroups: comp.lang.c
9893    
9894     >Nils Goesche wrote:
9895     >> So make a security check first:
9896     >>
9897     >> if (status = UNDER_NUCLEAR_ATTACK)
9898     >> launch_full_counterstrike();
9899     >
9900     >Hmmm. The way the worlds been going lately, AI wouldn't trust that code to
9901     >do the job. Here's the revised version:
9902     >
9903     >if(status == UNDER_NULEAR_ATTACK); /* Corrected dangerous
9904     > = instead of == error*/
9905     > launch_full_counterstrike();
9906     >
9907     >Now isn't that much more reliable?
9908     >
9909     >--
9910     >Email: cyrand@hotmail.com
9911    
9912     The following variant is less reliable but much safer:
9913    
9914     if (status == UNDER_NUCLEAR_ATTACK); /* Correct dangerous
9915     launch_full_counterstrike (); = instead == error */
9916 root 1.387 %
9917 root 1.1 It is even more cheerful than that. Not so long time ago a customers
9918     of ours totally destroyed his NT installation on Alpha.
9919    
9920     He found on a manufacturer page, no money - for a download, "NT driver"
9921     for his particular piece of a hardware. So he followed instructions
9922     to the letter - "Installation Wizzard" and all that crap - and the thing
9923     happily installed clobbering, as it is customary in these circles,
9924     essential system libraries with its own versions. The catch was that
9925     this driver was for NT/Intel and these bozos did not even bother to
9926     check for an architecture or at least mention something in some blurb.
9927     Ooops! No chance even to try to boot anymore.
9928    
9929     The saving grace was that the installation was rather new, so loses
9930     were not big, and he had an opportunity to practice an essential skill
9931     of re-installing Windows NT. Ah, and yes, this was the only NT driver
9932     available for that hardware from any source.
9933     What do you plan on doing? Using a PA system for networking? :)
9934     Whats next? A *Smell* modem? It would bring a new meaning to packet
9935     sniffing!
9936 root 1.387 %
9937 root 1.1 "I'd rather spend 10 hours reading source code than 10 minutes on a
9938     technical support line that isn't"
9939 root 1.387 %
9940 root 1.1 [from linux-kernel]
9941     `This code fills 8 million seats, we therefore decide what's standard.''
9942 root 1.387 %
9943 root 1.1 [...]
9944     And especially with new machines users have a lot of clout. Several UK
9945     suppliers now carry Buslogic cards partly because they got fed up of
9946    
9947     "I'd like to order a dual PII/300, 256Mb of RAM, 17" monitor
9948     4 4Gig IBM disks, and a buslogic scsi controller"
9949     "We dont do buslogic only adaptec"
9950     "Nothing else"
9951     "Sorry"
9952     [Click]
9953    
9954     Alan
9955 root 1.387 %
9956 root 1.388 Fünfzig Prozent der Amerikaner wurden in ihrer Kindheit sexuell mißbraucht,
9957     während weitere fünfzig Prozent von Außerirdischen entführt wurden.
9958 root 1.387 %
9959 root 1.1 > Let's not forget that this is just an informal, free
9960     > software project. Unlke the US House of Representatives
9961     > we do not yet posess nuclear capability (certain RTEMS
9962     > users excepted, of course!).
9963    
9964     Hmmm, if some RTEMS users have nuclear facilities attached to their
9965     systems, they might be well advised to be careful using FORTRAN as
9966     their language of choice. The comp.lang.fortran FAQ states (with
9967     concurrence from resident X3J3 members) that "using a non-standard
9968     construct might start WW III, if the necessary (optional) hardware
9969     is installed"
9970    
9971     [Toon Moene in private discussion]
9972 root 1.387 %
9973 root 1.1 Newsgroups: alt.config
9974    
9975     L. Harris wrote:
9976     >
9977     > Testing
9978    
9979     you failed.
9980 root 1.387 %
9981 root 1.1 Roswell {Unit 6 of 5 Sam Borg} Coverup [Rev. joWazzoo - well mannered despammer]
9982     <JOWazzoo@WhiteICE.com> at We are Sam Borg Spam Assimilators Ltd. - Area 51 HQ
9983 root 1.387 %
9984 root 1.1 Perl is really designed more for the guys that will hack Perl at least
9985     20 minutes a day for the rest of their career. TCL/Python is more a
9986     "20 minutes a week", and VB is probably in that "20 minutes a month"
9987     group. :) -- Randal Schwartz
9988 root 1.387 %
9989 root 1.1 > alternative, when it comes to stability and power...Not to mention the
9990     > fact that bugs and fixes are very quickly available and don't come in
9991     > 18MB+ "Service Packs" :).
9992    
9993     What, you mean you _paid_ for service pack '98?
9994 root 1.387 %
9995 root 1.1 We got this INTERNET because we whan't more information ( to learn ) now it
9996     seem's people can't handle what they see. You say freedom is a mater of
9997     choice (well it is) you have the freedom to choose to carry your butt some
9998     where else...
9999 root 1.387 %
10000 root 1.1 Steve Orzel (phloam@vol.com) wrote:
10001     [...]
10002     : The purpose of the newsgroup is to help out other people that have questions
10003     : about a certain topic.
10004 root 1.387 %
10005 root 1.1 Mark Robinson wrote:
10006     >
10007     > Does any have any source code to games that I can have? Does anybody
10008     > know where I can get game sources(legally)?
10009    
10010     Here's the trial version of the three-room text adventure I'm going to
10011     write. I'm not finished yet, though.
10012    
10013     void main (void)
10014     {
10015     printf ("You are in a dark room.\n");
10016     printf ("\n");
10017     printf ("You feel a sharp pain.\n");
10018     printf ("You have died.\n");
10019     printf ("\n");
10020     printf ("!!! GAME OVER !!!");
10021     }
10022    
10023     (Don't tell, but I took some of the code from Quake.)
10024    
10025     --
10026     John Kugelman. kugelman@mnsinc.com
10027 root 1.387 %
10028 root 1.1 [mail I got after releasing a zip-password cracker, the second biggest
10029     mistake I ever made]
10030    
10031     From: "Tom Miller"
10032     Subject: Can
10033     X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 4.71.1712.3
10034    
10035     Hay man can you send me some hacking tips and tricks please
10036     send to kymmiller@bigpond.com
10037     my name is Tom Miller
10038    
10039     From: "Tom Miller"
10040     Subject: Wait
10041     X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 4.71.1712.3
10042    
10043     Hey man its Tom can you also send me any easy systems to hack and the
10044     passwords also send me any infomation about hacking websites thank you
10045 root 1.387 %
10046 root 1.1 From: lm@bitmover.com (Larry McVoy)
10047    
10048     [...] then think a little before flaming. Or better yet, produce something
10049     better. Flaming is easy but it is basically masturbation without the orgasm
10050     so why bother? [...]
10051 root 1.387 %
10052 root 1.388 Günter Höns <guenter.hoens@gmd.de>
10053 root 1.1
10054     Newsgroups: de.alt.ufo
10055    
10056     Offensichtlich ist noch keinem das Wasser-Wachstum aufgefallen, das sogar
10057     jeden Tag geschieht. Jeden Tag waechst der Wasserberg im Meer um mehrere
10058     Meter, ist dann naeher an der Sonne und verdunstet dann. Sogenannte
10059     Wissenschaftler haben eine abenteuerliche Theorie ueber den Einfluss des
10060     Mondes auf dieses Wachstum aufgestellt, aber inzwischen wissen wir es
10061     besser: Die Wasser-Molekuele werden von Neutrinos getroffen, und verdoppeln
10062     sich dann.
10063 root 1.387 %
10064 root 1.1 CRASH(8)
10065     no fs
10066     A device has disappeared from the mounted-device table.
10067     Definitely hardware or software error.
10068    
10069     Unix Version 7 Manual
10070 root 1.387 %
10071 root 1.1 On Tue, 4 Aug 1998, Larry Wall wrote:
10072     >
10073     > Maybe Pi looks like this:
10074     >
10075     > =for C
10076     > i++; /* add 1 to i */
10077     > =end
10078     > =for C++
10079     > i.value() += 1; // add 1 to i, probably
10080     > =end
10081     > =for Java
10082     > system().foo().bar().i().value().please().increment(); // ???
10083     > =end
10084     >
10085     > :-)
10086 root 1.387 %
10087 root 1.1 > > USENET is *not* the non-clickable part of WWW!
10088 root 1.387 %
10089 root 1.1 [on linux 2.1.111]
10090    
10091     The horrid underlining which was a feature with the monochrome Linux vt's on
10092     the previous two releases of the kernel has gone. Unfortunately, so has the
10093     cursor. A couple of brief experiments didn't result in me finding a way to
10094     turn it on.
10095 root 1.387 %
10096 root 1.1 [...]
10097     its a true story, it happend this weekend in a nice country
10098     between Belgium (wellknown for its Dutroux-case) and Germany
10099     (wellknown for its Bratwurst), lets call it the Lowlands...
10100     [...]
10101 root 1.387 %
10102 root 1.1 I get a sense of god-like proportions when I patch /dev/kmem with dd(1).
10103    
10104     Chad C Giffin
10105 root 1.387 %
10106 root 1.1 [usenet, an anology]
10107     Mary Green's car was smoking. She got worried. "Whatever should I do?"
10108     worried Mary... Well, as she drove along she noticed a florists shop. "Aha!
10109     Thought Mary, "Flour shops are full of thoughtless men who need to apologize to
10110     their wives. These men are the sometimes the same ones I see swearing under
10111     the hoods of their cars in the shade of a tree."
10112    
10113     "Brrring" said the bell of the door to the flower shop as Mary poked her head
10114     through the door.
10115     "HELP!!! MY CAR IS SMOKING!" Screamed Mary.
10116     "There is a garage right next door." Said the shopkeeper.
10117     "That's right," Said Melvin, "And there is a parts store across the street. If
10118     you ask for Fred, he's pretty savvy about that kind of stuff."
10119     Now Joe was also in the flower store. This was his first time in trouble, so
10120     he did not hear the 30 or 40 people per day who came in screaming about their
10121     cars smoking (mostly men, of course -- the ones under the shade trees,
10122     usually.)
10123    
10124     "Why don't you help the stinking lady!!" Screamed Joe. "It might be your
10125     muffler bearings..." he continued. Or maybe it's your deisel glow plugs or
10126     your tire pressure..."
10127     Now Tim, also new to the flower shop felt the courage to chime in, "Or it could
10128     even be your cooling system. Sometimes a hose gets a crack."
10129     "My car smoked once and it was an oil leak, where the head gasket was spraying
10130     oil in the manifold." Hollered Larry
10131     "Hey lady, why don't you get your car the patch if it's smoking" chortled Glen.
10132     Well, the hollering went on into the evening, and the lady finally went to the
10133     gas station and found that the heater core had a tiny split and was repaired in
10134     three days for a cost of $175.23.
10135 root 1.387 %
10136 root 1.1 > Nun gut, Berliner sollen ja eh etwas heller sein.
10137    
10138     Sicher, das macht der Inzest, und die Isolation!:)
10139 root 1.387 %
10140 root 1.1 > Nun gut, Berliner sollen ja eh etwas heller sein.
10141    
10142     Stimmt, deswegen waren sie wohl auch die ersten, die Hitler hinterherliefen...
10143     :-(
10144 root 1.387 %
10145 root 1.1 >Mt 24,34 Wahrlich, ich sage euch: Dieses Geschlecht wird nicht vergehen, bis
10146     >dies alles geschieht.
10147     >Und es verging nicht.
10148    
10149     So what?
10150    
10151     Ich dachte eher an:
10152    
10153     " 'Und sein Wabbel wird an einer Lanze aufgespiesst', wiederholte der
10154     Oberste Groesste Meister grimmig. Im Hintergrund knarrte etwas, als
10155     Bruder Pfoertner versuchte, das klemmende Portal zu oeffnen. 'Sind wir
10156     jetzt alle soweit? Befinden sich vielleicht noch andere Unwissende
10157     unter uns,die sich verirrt haben?' fuegte er mit aetzendem Sarkasmus
10158     hinzu. 'Gut. Wunderbar. Ich bin ja _so_ froh. Vermutlich brauche ich
10159     nicht zu fragen, ob die vier Wachtuerme geschlossen sind, oder? Oh,
10160     ausgezeichnet. Hat sich jemand die Muehe gemacht, der Heiligen Hose
10161     die Beichte abzunehmen? Ach, tatsaechlich? Auf die richtige Art und
10162     Weise? Und wenn ich nachsehe? Na schoen. Sind vor den Fenstern die
10163     roten Kordeln des Intellekts gespannt worden? Gut. Nun, dann koennen
10164     wir jetzt vielleicht beginnen.' ".
10165    
10166     Terry Pratchett, "Wachen! Wachen!", S. 15f
10167    
10168     Antje
10169 root 1.387 %
10170 root 1.1 [....]
10171    
10172     Da muss ich ja, obwohl ich beinahe meinen Humor verloren haette, leise
10173     grinsen. Ich darf zusammenfassen: Du bringst uns keine Beweise, weil Du 1.
10174     zu arm und 2. zu sehr ausgelastet mit der Rettung der Welt und der Zukunft
10175     und so bist. Ausserdem brauchst Du keine Beweise, weil sich Dein
10176     Gedankengebaeude nach eingehender Nabelschau als selbsttragend erwiesen hat.
10177     Finde ich gut! Akzeptiert!
10178    
10179     Da will ich nicht weiter stoeren,
10180    
10181     Antje
10182 root 1.387 %
10183 root 1.1 It seems that writing to /dev/vcs0 makes the console singing "Ugh,
10184     lalala, I love you baby..."
10185     --
10186     Pavel.Janik@inet.cz
10187 root 1.387 %
10188 root 1.1 On Thu, 16 Jul 1998, Linus Torvalds wrote:
10189     >
10190     > Kubys
10191    
10192     Kubys is my evil twin brother. Sorry about that.
10193    
10194     Linus
10195 root 1.387 %
10196 root 1.1 > eieio stands for "Enforce In-Order Execution of I/O".
10197    
10198     .... and it is definitely my favorite name for an assembly language
10199     instruction (the non-native-English speakers on the list presumably
10200     don't know the childhood song "Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O").
10201 root 1.387 %
10202 root 1.1 > It is *big* and never uses.
10203    
10204     That's parses like English, but I'll be hornswoggled if I can figure
10205     out what it means.
10206     --
10207     Chip Salzenberg - a.k.a. - <chip@perlsupport.com>
10208 root 1.387 %
10209 root 1.1 [...] HP's PA-8500, for example, has 1.5 Mbytes of L1 cache on-chip. The
10210     company has described the 8500 as a cache SRAM with an ancillary CPU. [...]
10211 root 1.387 %
10212 root 1.1 From: Dave Cinege <dcinege@psychosis.com>
10213     Date: Mon, 13 Jul 1998 06:10:31 -0400
10214    
10215     Terry L Ridder wrote:
10216    
10217     > at some future date end up being released under the BSD License is what
10218     > is being discussed.
10219    
10220     Well my licence is bigger then your licence.
10221 root 1.387 %
10222 root 1.1 [gtk/testgtk, after dragging & dropping an object:]
10223    
10224     Drop data of type text/plain was:
10225    
10226     Bill Gates demands royalties for your use of his innovation
10227    
10228     [and the button reads]
10229    
10230     Continue with life in spite of this oppression
10231 root 1.387 %
10232 root 1.1 Joshua Waxman <jwaxman@ymail.yu.edu> writes:
10233    
10234     While DJGPP is indeed a C as well as a C compiler, there are certain
10235    
10236     A terribly succinct, as well as a true, statement. However, it has a
10237     certain amount of redundancy.
10238 root 1.387 %
10239 root 1.1 Compatibility with oneself is Microsoft's greatest strength. When they hit
10240     the 64 bit transition they will hit a major internal incompatibility problem.
10241    
10242     ...
10243    
10244     Peter da Silva <peter@baileynm.com>
10245 root 1.387 %
10246 root 1.1 >Hello,
10247     >
10248     >I am new to Perl. Can anyone tell me where I can download a full
10249     >operational Perl version for a Windows 95 system?
10250     >
10251    
10252     Of course it all depends on what you mean by "a full operational Perl
10253     version" Perl on Win32 has limitations that are largely due to the
10254     nature of the underlying OS, Perl on Win95 has further limitations
10255     compared with NT due to its own shortcomings .
10256 root 1.387 %
10257 root 1.1 An injunction delaying Windows 98 would clearly have a negative impact
10258     on the country as a whole.
10259     Compaq President & CEO Eckhard Pfeiffer,
10260     explaining why Microsoft shouldn't be
10261     prosecuted under anti-monopoly laws.
10262 root 1.387 %
10263 root 1.1 With a PC, I always felt limited by the software available. On Unix, I am
10264     limited by my knowledge. --Peter J. Schoenster <pschon@baste.magibox.net>
10265 root 1.387 %
10266 root 1.1 There is a need to keep from being locked into Open Systems. --IBM sales rep
10267 root 1.387 %
10268 root 1.1 In comp.lang.perl.misc,
10269     Stylin <stylinsty@yahoo.comREMOVE> writes:
10270     :Can anyone point me to the algorithm for creating a unique id?
10271    
10272     $id = `cat /dev/kmem`;
10273    
10274     --tom
10275     --
10276     Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. :-)
10277     --Larry Wall in <8571@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>
10278 root 1.387 %
10279 root 1.1 Newsgroup: comp.lang.perl.misc
10280     Subject: Larry 1 Bill 0
10281 root 1.387 %
10282 root 1.1 On 3 Jul 1998, Ben Pfaff wrote:
10283    
10284     > The only problem with these AIs is that they don't handle references
10285     > to themselves as AIs very well. In faSegmentation fault (core dumped)
10286     > NO CARRIER
10287     > !@*&#@#%T^@&*(GU*SD*(@!&*(@#R(*FERHGH*(@#(&$&#@Y!&R
10288 root 1.387 %
10289 root 1.1 > People come here to ask questions, not for intellectual gratification, but
10290     > rather they are seeking solutions. As such, the incorrect answer was
10291     > better.
10292    
10293     There's something... terribly wrong with this statement. I can't quite put
10294     my finger on it. Hmmm.
10295 root 1.387 %
10296 root 1.1 comp.lang.c does not exist to accomodate the laziness of those who cannot be
10297     bothered to learn netiquette. That's what comp.lang.c++ is for.
10298 root 1.387 %
10299 root 1.1 |> : > but... a microwave is an example of an embedded system,
10300     |>
10301     |> : Who says? He just said it was a microwave. He didn't say it was
10302     |> : a free-standing implimentation.
10303     |>
10304     |> This is approaching arguing for the sake of argument. Have you
10305     |> ever seen a microwave oven that supports a hosted C environment?
10306    
10307     The Lipton Ritchie Model 8 did. I'm sure that many posters will
10308     point out that Lipton's implementation of the stdio libraries was
10309     horrendously buggy. It was, but it was still a great system. It
10310     remains the only C implementation I know of that could be used to
10311     build Bison, and then cook it.
10312    
10313     Viva la buffalo burgers.
10314 root 1.387 %
10315 root 1.1 A strategically-placed PDP-11 can be used to heat your entire
10316     home. I've got one in my basement, next to a large box of "She's
10317     The Sheriff" drink coasters. I sold my furnace years ago. The
10318     Digital Heating, Ventilation, and Air Conditioning Corporation
10319     can be found online at http://www.dhvacc.com/.
10320 root 1.387 %
10321 root 1.1 The lbxproxy program has various options, all of which are optional.
10322     -- lbxproxy(1)
10323 root 1.387 %
10324 root 1.1 Re: Where to learn Windows programming...
10325    
10326     |> I'll take a Schildt book any day, thanks.
10327    
10328     Great. I'm expecting to see the line above as a back-cover blurb
10329     on the next "Bullschildt: The Complete Reference".
10330 root 1.387 %
10331 root 1.1 Subject: Re: The wrong position of while, if and else?
10332    
10333     that's some ugly piece of code buddy...
10334 root 1.387 %
10335 root 1.1 In article <1998062718481700.OAA03186@ladder01.news.aol.com>, eyrei@aol.com (EYREI) writes:
10336     |> I have recently started learning the C Language. I have created a simple file
10337     |> to determine whether or not a number is Prime. When I run it, the program
10338     |> crashes with the error message :- Unhandled Exception :- General Protection
10339     |> Exception 0x5FD7:0x379F. Prime(1) Processor Fault.
10340    
10341     |> What does this mean.
10342    
10343     It means you've got a broken operating system, and should immediately
10344     install [free|net|open]BSD[OS] or Linux.
10345 root 1.387 %
10346 root 1.1 Newsgroups: comp.lang.c
10347    
10348     On Thu, 25 Jun 1998, Emulov wrote:
10349     > Hi, i don't know if this is a stupid question..
10350    
10351     Off-topic, too! Imagine that.
10352 root 1.387 %
10353 root 1.1 "Right now we are the most shit hot piece of PC networking software on the
10354     planet. The only people who can touch us are FreeBSD (who also dont do
10355     streams)."
10356     -- Alan Cox, in "Streams and Linux"
10357 root 1.387 %
10358 root 1.1 "Perl combines all of the worst aspects of BASIC, C and line noise."
10359     - Keith Packard <keithp@ncd.com>
10360 root 1.387 %
10361 root 1.1 Lord Fellatio <richter_m@hotmail.com>
10362    
10363     >Wo soll das Loch denn dann sein? Im Meeresboden?
10364    
10365     Klaro.
10366    
10367     >Von oben duerfte man es also ueberhaupt nicht sehen
10368     >koennen, da ueber dem potentiellen Loch im Meeresboden doch
10369     >wahrscheinlich erstmal Wasser und dann viel Eis liegen wuerde. Wie
10370     >verhindern die Ausserirdischen denn, dass Wasser ins Loch einstroemt?
10371    
10372 root 1.388 Na ist doch völlig logo, mit nem rotierenden Traktorstrahl. Die
10373 root 1.1 Energie klauen die ?r***e dem Erdmagnetfeld.
10374    
10375     >Gibt es da einen kosmischen Badewannenstoepsel? Haben sie es mit
10376     >Eisbergen verstopft? Oder benutzen sie das einstroemende Wasser zu
10377     >Kajakfahrten bis hinunter zum Suedpol? (Das waere doch auch endlich
10378     >mal eine einleuchtende Erklaerung fuer die Eismassen, die die
10379     >Antarktis bedecken - man muesste halt nur, der Kontinentaldrift
10380     >folgend, immer wieder neue Schaechte bohren. Oder die Kontinentaldrift
10381     >einfach wegdiskutieren...)
10382    
10383     Die enorme Zentrifugalkraft im Erdinnern schleudert das Wasser wieder
10384     am Nordpolpol raus, falls der Traktorstrahl versagen sollte (Dies
10385     passiert immer dann, wenn das Erdmagnetfeld umkippt). Nun kommt sicher
10386 root 1.388 der Einwand, die Erde würde zu langsam rotieren. Das ist nur bedingt
10387     richtig. Richtig ist hingegen, daß die Rotationsgeschwindigkeit im
10388     Erdinnern um den Faktor 1000 (ca; sehr schwer zu messen: Magma) größer
10389     ist als auf der Erdoberfläche. Dies ist auch die Ursache für die
10390 root 1.1 Kontinentaldrift und die Mondphasen.
10391    
10392     Die Mondphasen wiederum beeinflussen das Erdmagnetfeld und sind daher
10393 root 1.388 die Ursache für die Sonnenflecken. Den Sonnenflecken haben wir auch
10394     die momentane Klimaveränderung zu verdanken. Auf der anderen Seite hat
10395     die Zunahme der Treibhausgase eine Erhöhung des Reflektionsvermögens
10396     der Atmosphäre zur Folge, welches dazu führt, daß ein Teil der
10397     Sonnenenergie zur Sonne zurückreflektiert wird. Dies heizt wiederum
10398     die Sonnenflecken auf und verkürzt deren Zyklus. All dies wird sich in
10399     den nächten Monaten so aufschaukeln, daß vorraussichtlich im Novemner
10400 root 1.1 2002 das Erdmagnetfeld zusammenbrechen wird. Wie damals bei den Dinos.
10401     Nur war dort ein Kometeneinschlag die Ursache.
10402    
10403     cu in hell 2002
10404 root 1.387 %
10405 root 1.1 "Hiroshima '45, Chernobyl '85, Windows '95"
10406 root 1.387 %
10407 root 1.1 >In unix, one might say 'man 3 crypt'.
10408    
10409     Of course, on a Solaris system this won't give you what you want. You
10410     get a message that it can't find the man page for 3. It then prints
10411     the man page for crypt(1).
10412    
10413     Of course, all a beginner has to do is figure out that the 3 is the
10414     section number in the Unix manual. He can then use man man to find
10415     that on Solaris one uses -s to specify the section so he'll try
10416    
10417     man -s3 crypt
10418    
10419     Unfortunately, that doesn't work either. He'll get the message "No
10420     entry for crypt in section(s) 3 of the manual."
10421    
10422     If he doesn't give up, he can go back to the manual page for man and
10423     find that the -a switch prints all matching manual pages. Or perhaps
10424     he can figure out to use the command
10425    
10426     man -s3 Intro.3
10427    
10428     to get a list of everything in section 3. He'll then find out that
10429     crypt is in section 3C so he should use
10430    
10431     man -s3c crypt
10432    
10433     Gee. I don't understand why beginners have so much trouble with this
10434     stuff. I've only been programming Unix for 15 years and I don't have
10435     any trouble.
10436     --
10437     Michael M Rubenstein
10438 root 1.387 %
10439 root 1.1 Take a moment to consider these lines:
10440    
10441     %OVERLOAD=( '""' => sub { join("", @{$_[0]}) } );
10442    
10443     sub html { my($type)=shift; bless ["<$type>", @_, "</$type>"]; }
10444    
10445     :-) I *love* Perl 5! Thankyou Larry and Ilya.
10446    
10447     Regards,
10448     Tim Bunce.
10449    
10450     p.s. If you didn't get it, think about recursive data types: html(html())
10451     p.p.s. I'll turn this into a much more practical example in a day or two.
10452     p.p.p.s. It's a pity that overloads are not inherited. Is this a bug?
10453 root 1.387 %
10454 root 1.1 From: alan@lxorguk.ukuu.org.uk (Alan Cox)
10455    
10456     ...
10457    
10458     > now is evil". This only shows two things: you never looked at the bad
10459     > experiences of the industry where following a rotten design and
10460     > keeping backward compatibility lead to unusable systems. And second:
10461    
10462     I worked for 3com. I know eveyrhting about following a rotten design until
10463     its unusable, believe me I do.
10464 root 1.387 %
10465 root 1.1 Ok(slow) -> !NeedComputer
10466    
10467     Semour Cray
10468 root 1.387 %
10469 root 1.1 Ullrich Jans at University of Karlsruhe, Germany:
10470    
10471     Oh Gott! Es ist voller crons!
10472 root 1.387 %
10473 root 1.1 From: p00h <p00h@MONMOUTH.COM>
10474     Subject: Re: AOL for Windows DoS/Exploit
10475    
10476     aol supports PARTIAL html, its like win95's implementation of tcp/ip
10477     it only supports parts of it
10478 root 1.387 %
10479 root 1.1 egcs/gcc/gcse.c:
10480     /* Help stamp out big monolithic functions! */
10481 root 1.387 %
10482 root 1.1 [...] Yes, I'm being sarcastic. Especially regarding HPPA assembler syntax
10483     as provided by HP, which was designed by someone who should not have been
10484     let near a language-design project like that, too often "little languages",
10485     whether assemblers, tools, or C++, are designed by people who are unaware
10486     of, or give little thought to, the outright readability of code written in
10487     the language, in the sense that the basic semantics should be fairly obvious
10488     *without* the reader having to memorize lots of semantic information.
10489    
10490     (In HPPA assembler's case, one glaring stupidity was the nullified branches,
10491     which have completely different semantics depending on whether the label
10492     being branched to happens to assemble to a negative or positive offset! A
10493     smarter design would have required the programmer to specify whether such a
10494     branch was a "forward" or "backward" branch explicitly, then the assembler
10495     and/or linker would complain if reality didn't match the programmer's
10496     specification. I've never looked into whether GNU's HPPA as fixes this
10497     botch; I gather GNU as fixes many botches, though, so it wouldn't surprise
10498     me if it did, even though that might make for some compatibility problems
10499     with existing HP as code.) [...]
10500    
10501     tq vm, (burley)
10502 root 1.387 %
10503 root 1.1 libc/posix/regex.h:
10504     /* The following two types have to be signed and unsigned integer type
10505     wide enough to hold a value of a pointer. For most ANSI compilers
10506     ptrdiff_t and size_t should be likely OK. Still size of these two
10507     types is 2 for Microsoft C. Ugh... */
10508     typedef long int s_reg_t;
10509     typedef unsigned long int active_reg_t;
10510 root 1.387 %
10511 root 1.1 libc/db2/db.h:
10512     /*
10513     * While Microsoft's compiler is ANSI C compliant, it doesn't have _STDC_
10514     * defined by default, you specify a command line flag or #pragma to turn
10515     * it on. Don't do that, however, because some of Microsoft's own header
10516     * files won't compile.
10517     */
10518 root 1.387 %
10519 root 1.1 > UTC variation and begining and ending dates of DST (if observed) would be
10520     > great.
10521    
10522     I answered only the places I can comment on.
10523    
10524     > BASSAS DA INDIA
10525    
10526     This rock is below water half of the time!
10527     If any inhabitants have been there, I do not think they observe DST
10528     on a regular basis! ;-)
10529 root 1.387 %
10530 root 1.1 # ./test-plugin.pl
10531     Bizarre copy of CODE in sassign at /root/.gimp/plug-ins/test-plugin.pl line 40.
10532     wire_read: unexpected EOF (plug-in crashed?)
10533 root 1.387 %
10534 root 1.1 >
10535     > The "where do you want to go today?" generation has taken the
10536     > developer out of the "programmer" by removing the vital, development
10537     > tools from the environment and precanning software.
10538    
10539     No kidding. Point. Click. Point. Click. Point. Click. Brain Atrophy.
10540 root 1.387 %
10541 root 1.1 Lars Chr Hausmann <36haus@but.auc.dk> writes:
10542    
10543     >Hello!
10544    
10545     >I have to write something about, what Perl is.
10546     >I need some crystal clear info about, what perl is. So if any of you
10547     >would be so kind just to mail. Then I would be grateful!
10548    
10549    
10550     Perl.
10551    
10552     regards
10553     jobst
10554 root 1.387 %
10555 root 1.1 Subject: Re: Cyrix 6x86MX and Centaur C6 CPUs in 2.1.102
10556     From: alan@lxorguk.ukuu.org.uk (Alan Cox)
10557     Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 22:31:02 +0100 (BST)
10558    
10559     > Well, that depends. They SHOULD be. By Intel 'standards' *laff*, they have
10560     > to be identical stepping, indicating identical features. However, I've
10561    
10562     They don't. Pentiums have fairly strict rules, P6/PII much less. Also Intel
10563     are pretty good at following the MP 1.1/1.4 standard its the motherboard
10564     makers who get it wrong - primarily the BIOS is full of bugs. It appears
10565     nobody tests bios code against specs any more. It looks like they do
10566     compile flash, boot 95, boot NT, ship. The quality of bios code has dived to
10567     the absolute pits.
10568 root 1.387 %
10569 root 1.1 Unix never says `Please.' -- Rob Pike
10570 root 1.387 %
10571 root 1.1 > What about: . scriptname
10572     > ------------------^ this is a dot!
10573    
10574     Funny, it looks like a "p" to me.
10575 root 1.387 %
10576 root 1.1 A computer without Microsoft and IBM is like chocolate cake without
10577     ketchup and mustard
10578 root 1.387 %
10579 root 1.1 Subject: Re: Challange for perl `GURUS
10580    
10581     vimal gajjar wrote:
10582     >
10583     > Hi there,
10584     > Here is a small challange. Is it possible to have a perl
10585     > code which takes e.g. three parameters as input. time, val1, val2. and
10586     > the name of the prog. is say challange.pl. Now if i execute
10587     > "challange.pl 10 5 2" this perl script wille consume
10588     > 5% of cpu
10589     > 2 Mb of RAM
10590     > for the period of 10 Seconds.
10591     >
10592     > can one of the gurus take this challange?
10593    
10594     Examining the 5 copies of this post has consumed 5% of the
10595     brain power I allocate to reviewing c.l.p.m, about 10 seconds, and
10596     has caused the death of 2 million brain cells.
10597 root 1.387 %
10598 root 1.1 > >> /A:You can usually write the program faster than you can
10599     > >> dial/dl/hangup/install/read docs/fix it/fix the fix/.
10600     >
10601     > >s/usually/never/
10602     >
10603     > s/sometimes/never/
10604    
10605     Cute. You embarrass yourself by your ignorance of perl.
10606 root 1.387 %
10607 root 1.1 :That's probably true, but I really can't speak to it. But, if there
10608     :were no *nix around, there'd be no Perl. Nor would there be a need for
10609     :Perl, IMO.
10610    
10611     Gotta love them JCL and ini dot bat dot bad dot doo dah files.
10612    
10613     TC
10614 root 1.387 %
10615 root 1.1 'cc:Mail is a wonderful application, as long as you don't want to read or send mail.'
10616 root 1.387 %
10617 root 1.1 shurik@iron.Te.NeT.UA - Alexandr Dubovikov at TeNeT Networking Centre
10618    
10619     Hi guys!
10620    
10621     How check socket, alive it or die ?
10622 root 1.387 %
10623 root 1.1 --> Questions not to ask on linux-kernel <--
10624    
10625     Miscellaneous flame-wars:
10626     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
10627     12) The gnome-kde debate does not belong on linux-kernel.
10628     13) The emacs-vi debate does not belong on linux-kernel.
10629     14) Porting linux to run under windows is not interesting.
10630     15) Whether a given intel CISC chip "is really RISC" is not interesting.
10631 root 1.387 %
10632 root 1.1 Subject: what a week!
10633     From: "C. Scott Ananian" <cananian@lcs.mit.edu>
10634     Date: Thu, 14 May 1998 03:13:23 -0400 (EDT)
10635    
10636     unicode, boot-logos, GGI, STREAMS, the necessity of a short devel cycle
10637     and the instability of 2.0.x, "ifconfig stopped working", "you really *do*
10638     need to remove 'encaps'", Linus' tarball practices... it seems like we're
10639     running out of things to flame off on. Here's my humble contribution:
10640    
10641     I'VE MADE A KEWL NEW CHARSET THAT I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD USE. IT HAS ALL
10642     THE LETTERS IN MY LOGIN MAPPED TO THE LOWEST 16 CHARACTERS SO WE CAN
10643     COMPRESS THINGS REAL GOOD AND THE LETTERS IN MY BROTHER B1FF'S NAME ARE
10644     ALL IN HIGH ASCII CUZ THAT'S WHERE LOSERS BELONG!!!2!!7
10645    
10646     I ONLY USE EMACS AND I THINK VI SUX!!$231!!
10647    
10648     GNOME RULES AND KDE IS DEMON-SPAWN BECAUSE IT IS NOT FREE.! !
10649    
10650     WE NEED KGI IN THE KERNEL (NOT LIBGGI, NOT THE TERMINAL IMPROVEMENTS
10651     WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED) IN ORDER TO HAVE WAY KEWL BOOT LOGOS AND RUN MY
10652     BROTHER B1FF'S GAMES!!1!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!
10653    
10654     I USE A BIG-ENDIAN MACHINE BECAUSE THEY RULE. LITTLE-ENDIAN MACHINES ARE
10655     EVIL. AND A PENTIUM *IS* A RISC PROCESSOR!!!
10656    
10657     WE SHOULD PORT LINUX TO WINDOWS SO WE CAN USE ALL THE KEWL HARDWARE
10658     DRIVERS!!!!!@@#!
10659    
10660     Did I miss any? ;-)
10661    
10662     *Please* don't respond seriously to this email. It's a joke. A joke.
10663     Laugh. Please.
10664    
10665     And then let's kill all the flaming threads, shall we?
10666     --Scott
10667 root 1.387 %
10668 root 1.1 > Well, /proc/kcore already reports its actual size...
10669    
10670     And it isn't about to change at runtime either. That is the size of
10671     installed memory. I've yet to see a single person successfully insert or
10672     remove a SIMM/DIMM while a machine was running. If they did, and it was
10673     successful, the linux code will update the filesize. ;o)
10674 root 1.387 %
10675 root 1.1 Toby Heywood (toby@he-net.demon.co.uk) wrote:
10676     : This is a multi-part message in MIME format.
10677    
10678     One of those 'M's stands for Mail.
10679    
10680     This is not mail.
10681    
10682     This is Usenet.
10683    
10684     Please post only plain text like everyone else does.
10685 root 1.387 %
10686 root 1.1 ------------ etienne.lorrain@ibm.net
10687     --- hdc: irq timeout: status=0xd0 { Busy }
10688     --- ide1: reset: success
10689     -----------> I like Linux !
10690 root 1.387 %
10691 root 1.1 > I have experienced people walking up to my console and saying "What
10692     > the hell does that mean" in sheer terror as the machine boots.
10693    
10694     Tell them it's magic, and earn the respect of your colleagues. I always
10695     do.
10696 root 1.387 %
10697 root 1.1 ++ Actually, I'm not at a loss for words. Here's one that's very appropriate:
10698     ++ PLONK.
10699 root 1.387 %
10700 root 1.1 ++ > SSI is *not* HTML.
10701     Re: Subraumfunk
10702    
10703     Ja, ein Handy waere da praktisch. Die hoeheren Gebuehren rechnen sich,
10704     wenn man ueber die Grenzen des Sonnensystems hinaus telefonieren will.
10705    
10706     Die Telekom wuerde da wieder mal erbarmungslos abzocken. Ich kann es
10707     mir schon vorstellen: SunSystem-Tarif, vielleicht auch einen
10708     InnerPlanets-Sondertarif, dann einen LocalGroupWeekend-Specialtarif,
10709     eine Supercluster-Zone und so weiter. Und wenn es auf der Venus
10710     schneit, telefonieren alle fuer die Haelfte.
10711 root 1.387 %
10712 root 1.1 > > Vergiss es. Du wirst nie und nimmer von Armando eine
10713     > > konkrete, verwertbare Antwort bekommen.
10714     >
10715     > Doch, man bekommt von mir sogar sehr viele Antworten.
10716    
10717     Du hast gerade zwei Adjektive weggelassen.
10718 root 1.387 %
10719 root 1.1 ++ Oh yeah. Show me an example of SSI used outside of HTML.
10720     Show me an HTML DTD mentioning SSI directives.
10721 root 1.387 %
10722 root 1.1 Namsuk Kim wrote:
10723     > Is there a way to convert a scalar data to Acii data format?
10724    
10725     I am not familar with ACII. If you mean ASCII, then the question I have is
10726     - is the data in EBCDIC now?
10727    
10728     Bill Jones
10729 root 1.387 %
10730 root 1.1 GNU/getopt.c:
10731    
10732     #if defined (WIN32) && !defined (__CYGWIN32__)
10733     /* It's not Unix, really. See? Capital letters. */
10734     #include <windows.h>
10735     #define getpid() GetCurrentProcessId()
10736     #endif
10737 root 1.387 %
10738 root 1.1 Subject: IIS 4.0, PW32i316, CGI Programs
10739    
10740     Perlis.dll does not pass command line arguments correctly via the web. That
10741     is, invoking the URL
10742    
10743     http://www.myserver.com/myprogram.pl?Argument1&Argument2...&Argumentn
10744    
10745     causes the myprogram.pl to execute, but @ARGV is empty.
10746 root 1.387 %
10747 root 1.1 "You need to use CGI."
10748     "I am using CGI, it's a CGI application!"
10749     "No, no, *use* CGI. The directive 'use'."
10750     "OK, so what directive do I use?"
10751     "No, no, you *use* *use*. Use CGI."
10752     "I *am* using CGI!"
10753    
10754     Craig Berry - cberry@cinenet.net
10755 root 1.387 %
10756 root 1.1 > > Was haltet Ihr von Killfile-mailing-lists, dass sich die Leute mal
10757     > > kennenlernen koennen?
10758     >
10759 root 1.388 > Gute Idee ;-), wäre ich sofort dabei, datrifft man wahrscheinlich ne
10760 root 1.1 > Menge tolle Leute... ;-) und die wahren Freidenker.
10761    
10762     Einige Freidenker sicher, aber auch etliche Denkfreie.
10763 root 1.387 %
10764 root 1.1 "I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big or
10765     professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones." -- Linus Torvalds 1991
10766 root 1.387 %
10767 root 1.1 If it's a floppy, it might be a copy.
10768     If it's a disk, you're also at risk.
10769     If it's a pirate, the vendors are irate.
10770     To avoid such frustration, try: Free Software Foundation.
10771 root 1.387 %
10772 root 1.1 From: David Woodhouse <Dave@imladris.demon.co.uk>
10773    
10774     pcg@goof.com said:
10775     > It was much more than I usally get! It was _great_
10776    
10777     Hehe - I know the feeling.
10778    
10779     "It's broken."
10780     "What's wrong with it?."
10781     "I don't know - it just doesn't work."
10782     "Well what do you mean by 'it's broken'?"
10783     "It just doesn't work."
10784     "How can you _tell_ it's broken, for f***'s sake - what are the symptoms!?"
10785     "It gives an error message."
10786     "Would you care to tell me what it says?"
10787     "It says.... something about there being an error."
10788     "That's not very helpful. Tell me it word for word."
10789     "It says 'Unable to handle kernel NULL reference at something or other'"
10790     "That's not word for word. It said 'NULL pointer dereference.' Try again,
10791     letter for letter this time."
10792 root 1.387 %
10793 root 1.1 From: "Paul B. Henson" <henson@INTRANET.CSUPOMONA.EDU>
10794    
10795     After installing Solaris 2.6 HW3/98, I discovered that /usr/bin/admintool
10796     had been installed mode 0777, world writable. Under the original release of
10797     2.6, the mode was 04555.
10798    
10799     Sun has been notified of the problem. If you're running 2.6 HW3/98, you
10800     might want to verify your admintool hasn't been tampered with and fix the
10801     perms.
10802    
10803     (Personally, I'd set them to 0000 ;). admintool? blech.)
10804 root 1.387 %
10805 root 1.1 From: verah@netscape.com (Vera Horiuchi)
10806     Subject: Re: Risp: drama (Re: Do It Yourself)
10807    
10808     Americans ignorant of the rest of the world?
10809    
10810     I must tell a favorite story here. A friend and I were purchasing a gift
10811     for another friend who lives in Canada. I was speculating out loud about
10812     how much duty our Canadian friend would have to pay.
10813    
10814     The cashier said, "Oh, I'm sure Canadians don't have to pay any duty. We
10815     ship to Hawaii all the time, and _they_ don't have to pay duty." =:-0
10816 root 1.387 %
10817 root 1.388 >am besten ist z.Z. das Buch von Michael Neufeld. Wer aber Wissenslücken
10818     >verspürt (was keine Schande ist), sollte diese zu stopfen suchen und nicht
10819 root 1.1 >Zuflucht zu absolut hirnrissigen Theorien suchen.
10820    
10821     Hirnrissig bist Du. Das es einen Zeittransfer aus der Zukunft zu den Nazis
10822     gab deckt sich mit dazu passenden Entschluesselungen bestimmter Bibelstellen
10823     und mit der dann tatsaechlichen notwendigen Geheimhaltung. Es deckt sich
10824     ueberdies damit, dass die Unterhaltung uns den Gedanken zunehmend nahelegt,
10825     also vorbereitet, und dass es bereits ein wissenschaftliches Experiment gab,
10826     bei dem ERST die Wirkung auftrat und DANN die Ursache. Die Zeitreise ist
10827     also Fakt. Und es ist sicher, dass Jemand per Zeitreise den Nazis helfen
10828     wollte. Gelegentliche Theorien, dass auch diese ausserirdische Hilfe gehabt
10829     haetten sollen nur davon ablenken, eine andere Erklaerung liefern. Das ist
10830     logisch, denn die Taeter sitzen ja irgendwo in unserer Zeit und moechten
10831     sicher nicht erkannt werden.
10832    
10833     Du scheinst die simpelsten Grundzuege der Zeitlogik nicht verstehen zu wollen.
10834    
10835     normarz@aol.com
10836 root 1.387 %
10837 root 1.1 >Oder anders gesagt:
10838 root 1.388 >Glaubst Du, Du könntest mit einem hochmodernen Maschinengewehr eine römische
10839 root 1.1 >Legion
10840     >schlagen?
10841    
10842     Klar. Frage mal Cortez.
10843    
10844     Bye
10845     Andreas
10846 root 1.387 %
10847 root 1.1 >Article 2B is a threat to anyone who uses a computer. I just wanted to
10848    
10849     It may be a threat to any american using a computer. Fortunately, the U.S.
10850     justice does not yet apply outside the U.S.A.
10851    
10852     I.a.W.: You're currently creating a lot of happy non-U.S. software
10853     companies.
10854    
10855     Kind regards
10856     Henning
10857 root 1.387 %
10858 root 1.1 From: "Adam J. Richter" <adam@yggdrasil.com>
10859     Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 04:14:11 -0700
10860     Subject: Re: driver for Creative Labs DVD kits
10861    
10862     At least with the IDE DVD drive that I have, plugging it directly
10863     into an IDE port and using the regular Linux ide-cd driver works just fine
10864     for reading [...] CD and the [not] copy protected sections of the DVD's.
10865    
10866     There is a protocol that the hardware decoder boards use to
10867     tell the DVD drive that they are a licensed implementation and should
10868     be allowed to read the copy protected sectors as well. I have been
10869     told that this protocol can be done entirely in software with a
10870     standard IDE port. Hopefully, somebody will reverse engineer this and
10871     make it a demand loaded kernel module. (Seriously, there is a lot
10872     that you are allowed to do with copyrighted material that this sort of
10873     hardware restriction prevents, and there are other important political
10874     issues involved relating to your rights to do as you please with the
10875     computer equipment that you bought and paid for.)
10876 root 1.387 %
10877 root 1.1 Where do you want to go today?
10878     We might support that sometime next year.
10879     -=- Microsoft
10880     (But I doubt it.)
10881     -=- Me
10882     -=- James Mastros
10883 root 1.387 %
10884 root 1.1 Hello570 <hello570@aol.com> wrote:
10885     > I tried printing a line to a file using both of the
10886     > following methods, but the output was split into two
10887     >lines.
10888    
10889     If you don't want newlines in the middle of your string, then don't
10890     put newlines in the middle of your string.
10891 root 1.387 %
10892 root 1.1 http://www.perl.com/CPAN/authors/Dean_Roehrich/subjects.post
10893 root 1.387 %
10894 root 1.1 Einstein himself said that God doesn't roll dice. But he was wrong. And
10895     in fact, anyone who has played role-playing games knows that God
10896     probably had to roll quite a few dice to come up with a character like
10897     Einstein. -- Larry Wall
10898 root 1.387 %
10899 root 1.1 From: Ragnar Hojland Espinosa <root@lightside.ddns.org>
10900    
10901     My $0.02 Euros on internationalization? I'm in Spain and my keyboard is
10902     mosty US mapped because the Spanish map is really awkward for programming.
10903     Computers were designed to be funcional, not politically (or locally)
10904     correct (hm, I don't think HAL ever spoke Russian). This "computers are easy
10905     for all" GUI related trend has done a lot of money, and lot of damage; at
10906     least command line OSes forced the user to actually learn something and
10907     absorb information. The user assumed so, so he did. Now he doesn't, and
10908     it's not all his fault.
10909    
10910     The WWW is full of useless (and ugly) graphics, of useless links to links to
10911     pages with links to links which usually end up in a huge links page. Of
10912     course, there are some jewels.. but they should be majority! It's
10913     understandable, when the tools and languages focus more on aspect that in
10914     content.
10915    
10916     Usenet is worse than ever, the interesting places have been ruined by
10917     spammers, c00l hak3rz, and more and more people asking (or demanding) for
10918     others doing their homework.. at least some time ago they were willing to
10919     learn (or pay for it;)
10920    
10921     IRC.. heh. The few times I've been on funet almost all I found is the same
10922     people in the above paragraph. And I do know some of them even run scripts
10923     to try denial of service or other destructive attacks on people they see,
10924     just for fun or to get the op.
10925    
10926     Email. Someone selling an "incredible program that allows you to bypass
10927     your ISP mail server, for only $89" (thats right, a smtp server). No OS
10928     mentioned, I somehow can guess which. And that stupid thing of sending
10929     mail to people in RTF and HTML format.. I'm gonna answer them in LaTeX.
10930    
10931     Internet, your ilimited junk yard.
10932    
10933     Using computers would make me real sad if it wasn't for UNIX and, of
10934     course, Linux and Linux people.
10935 root 1.387 %
10936 root 1.1 ... WNT == ++VMS . Literally. Dave Cutler created VMS,
10937     then he rewrote it as WNT.
10938    
10939     Ever used VMS? It's a step above DOS. Barely.
10940     --
10941     Clark O. Morgan cmorgan@aracnet.com
10942 root 1.387 %
10943 root 1.1 >Subject: If "=~" means match what is doesn't match?
10944    
10945     I heard that a friend of a friend might have once been told about a
10946     rumor that this information can be found in perlop, right next to
10947     where =~ is documented. (It's !~)
10948    
10949     I agree with Tom's assessment that the fall of modern man will be
10950     preceded by the de-evolution of communications to the days of oral
10951     tradition.
10952 root 1.387 %
10953 root 1.1 "Windows 95, the most installed system in the world,
10954     I know, I've done it 5 or 6 times myself"
10955 root 1.387 %
10956 root 1.1 The statistics programming language S, from AT&T, combines lazy
10957     evaluation with imperative programming. A nightmare.
10958 root 1.387 %
10959 root 1.1 "In 1965, as part of a research and development project for the
10960     U.S. Army, engineers at TRW Corp developed a software program
10961     called Generalized Information Retrieval Lanaguage and System."
10962     Or GIRLS for short.
10963 root 1.387 %
10964 root 1.1 Wissen bremst die Meinungsbildung voll aus.
10965 root 1.387 %
10966 root 1.1 I have an idea: Anybody who posts an URGENT! or EMERGENCY! request should
10967     post the circumstances behind the urgency. "I was having sex with my
10968     mistress in the server room and I knocked the Linux box over and the hard
10969     drive crashed and so I've reinstalled everything but I still can't get
10970     5_004_03 to build!"
10971    
10972     This would inspire me to action far more than the implied subtext of "I
10973     have no patience."
10974    
10975     xoxo,
10976     Andy
10977 root 1.387 %
10978 root 1.1 > I have Perl5 running on my pc.
10979     > and also front page98 and microsoft personal web server runnig.
10980     We all have our cross to bear.
10981 root 1.387 %
10982 root 1.1 (THIS IS LONG, YOU MAY WANT TO SKIP)
10983    
10984     From: mjd@plover.com (Mark-Jason Dominus)
10985     Date: 09 Nov 1995 02:57:30 GMT
10986     Subject: Re: system() question
10987    
10988     There are a lot of reasons, many of which get repeated over and
10989     over again, many of which don't. Some of the reasons you hear a lot
10990     are: Questions are incoherently phrased. Questions have the form 'My
10991     code doesn't work' and don't include the code. Questions include the
10992     code, and it's 200 lines long, and comp.lang.perl is not a debugging
10993     service. Nobody knows the answer to the question. The question is so
10994     badly punctuated that nobody can bear to read it. Questions aer
10995     written by a non-native speaker of English and the native speakers who
10996     are trying to understand it can't. (That's a shame, but it does
10997     happen. I often wish that these people would post in their native
10998     languages. I'd love to see more discussion in languages other than
10999     English. Some Dutch guy tried posting all his comp.lang.c articles in
11000     Dutch a few years ago, and all the Americans flamed him. How
11001     humiliating for me!)
11002    
11003     Apart from these oft-mentioned reasons are many others that are
11004     not so often discussed, because anyone who tries to bring them up gets
11005     flamed. But it's the truth: I know the reason I don't answer more
11006     questions is because so many of them questions are so damn stupid.
11007     They're stupid in a lot of different ways, but they're still stupid.
11008     I don't want to suggest that that's why your questions go unanswered.
11009     I don't know what you're asking. No doubt the reason your questions
11010     go unanswered is because they're so deep and interesting that nobody
11011     really knows the answer.
11012    
11013     The most common stupid question is the one from someone who has
11014     some high-level problem that they need solved. They have an idea that
11015     they'd like to do it in perl, and they don't really know perl. So
11016     instead of learning perl, they post to comp.lang.perl.misc.
11017    
11018     Now don't get me wrong. I don't have any problems answering the
11019     questions of someone who's trying to learn perl. I love THOSE
11020     qusetions. But these people don't seem to be asking useful questions
11021     for that.
11022    
11023     Today, for example, I saw a question from a guy who wants to get a
11024     list of hostnames out of nslookup. `How do I do that?' he says. And
11025     it's hard to know what to make of that. What does he mean? Does he
11026     not know how to open a pipe? Is his en' command failing? What's
11027     going on here? I can't give a useful answer without understanding the
11028     problem. Having your en' fail is a problem. Wanting to list
11029     hostnames is not a problem; it's a desire.
11030    
11031     Here are some similar questions that would have made more sense to me:
11032    
11033     1. `I'm a lazy asshole and I can't be bothered to learn to
11034     program myself, but I know if I post here you'll give me
11035     something for free.''
11036    
11037     (OK, fair enough. At least I can send him a rate card.)
11038    
11039     2. `I'm trying to use en' to talk to nslookup, but...
11040     ...here's my code; what's wrong?''
11041    
11042     (Good question.)
11043    
11044     3. `I know perl has a `System' command for running programs,
11045     but I can't see how to get my commands into nslookup
11046     once I have run it.''
11047     (Good question.)
11048    
11049     4. `I'm trying to use `Getprotobynumber' to talk to nslookup...''
11050    
11051     (Good question.)
11052    
11053     See, I'm not just biting people's heads off, here. #4 is a good
11054     question, because it gives me something to work with. OK, he has a
11055     very weird idea about interprocess communication, but that's
11056     ignorance, and that's what we're here to correct. He doesn't know
11057     about en'; I can refer him to the manual.
11058    
11059     Here's another example: Some guy wants to assemble a list of email
11060     addresses . `How do I do that?'' he wants to know. Well, duh. Get a
11061     big pad of paper and read news for a couple days and write down all
11062     the addresses you see. Problem solved. What's it doing in
11063     comp.lang.perl?
11064     Oh, you wanted to do it in perl. Well, I guess I'd open a socket
11065     to the NNTP server and send it some XHDR commands for the `From'
11066     lines. But that's not Perl; you could do that in any language. I
11067     could do it in Bourne Shell for you if I'm allowed to use a little
11068     external thingie to handle the socket parts for me. What's it doing
11069     in comp.lang.perl?
11070    
11071     Oh, you wanted us to write the program for you? Wait, let me send
11072     you my rate card.
11073    
11074     Someone posted yesterday asking how to get the data from a file where
11075     the start and end of the data is marked by keywords. Same thing going on
11076     here. `Well, here's how you solve your problem: First you go take an
11077     introductory class in programming and learn to write programs in some
11078     language. Then you go to the bookstore and buy this book by Wall and
11079     Schwartz, it's really good. Read the book carefully and try out the
11080     examples. Then if you still have general questions like `How do I do this'
11081     instead of thought that this code would do X but instead it does Y' you hire
11082     a professional to write your program for you. Or you could just skip right
11083     to step 3. Want my rate card?''
11084    
11085     The worst stupid questions are the ones that come from people who
11086     have no business asking them. The most perfect example of this that I
11087     could have imagined was in comp.unix.questions a couple of years ago.
11088     Some guy came and asked how you could tell if a file is a hard link.
11089     My jaw flapped open and it's stayed open since then. I couldn't have
11090     been any more stumped if he'd asked why Bodhidharma came from the
11091     West. What do you say to this guy? Do you tell him the truth, that
11092     all files are hard links, that even symbolic links are hard links?
11093     He's not going to understand you; you might as well keep your mouth
11094     shut. Do you tell him the truth, that the answer won't do him any
11095     good because he doesn't know what a hard link is, so why did he bother
11096     asking in the first place? No, that'll just make him mad. I followed
11097     that message for the next couple weeks, and nobody said anything.
11098     What could you say? The guy had no business asking the question and
11099     no use for the answer. Maybe the right answer would have been to cut
11100     off his finger or something. I dunno.
11101    
11102     Some questions get ignored because they're boring. Someone asked
11103     today how to compare two variables (I assumme he means the contents of
11104     those variables) to see if they're exactly the same. You've gotta be
11105     in an awfully good mood to take the time to answer that. Maybe
11106     someone will. Maybe I will.
11107    
11108     If I answer that one today, maybe he'll be back tomorrow asking
11109     how to check to see if two variables contain different values. Maybe
11110     I won't. What I find incredible is that if you tell these people to
11111     go read the manual and come back in two weeks, you sometimes get
11112     jumped on for not being helpful to beginners. Bah. If everyone told
11113     these people to go read the manual, they'd eventually figure out that
11114     that's what you have to do ,and then I wouldn't have to spend so much
11115     of my life dealing with incompetent programmers.
11116    
11117     Some questions are logically nonsensical because the querent
11118     thinks they know more than they do. A lot of these have the form
11119     `How do I use X to accomplish Y?'' There's nothing wrong with this,
11120     except that sometimes X is a chocolate-covered banana and Y is the
11121     integration of European currency systems. I always get stuck on
11122     these, probably because I can't get rid of the idea that the person
11123     really has a good reason for wanting to use X. I know a half-dozen
11124     easy simple ways to accomplish Y, but I can't imagine what X has to do
11125     with it. This is a problem for me in my day job, too. Clients are
11126     always saying to me `We want to use product X to do multimedia
11127     development on the world-wide web,'' and all I can think is `Well,
11128     gee, what would you want to go and do that for?'' Sometimes it turns
11129     out that they want to do it because they want to impress the
11130     manufacturers of X, and I don't work on those jobs.
11131    
11132     The flip side of this is a questions like `I want to accomplish
11133     X, but I don't want to use Y. What can I use instead?'' Which,
11134     again, is sometimes reasonable, and then sometimes X is closing a
11135     filehandle and Y is the `Close' function.
11136    
11137     The questions I like the best are the ones that go like this:
11138    
11139     `I want to accomplish X.
11140    
11141     I thought that the following code fragment would do it:
11142    
11143     ...
11144    
11145     But instead it does Y.
11146    
11147     Why is that?''
11148    
11149     This one is also pretty good:
11150    
11151     `I want to accomplish X.
11152     I thought I might be able to use facility Y.
11153    
11154     But Y doesn't seem like it's quite right,
11155     because of Z.
11156    
11157     What should I use instead of Y, or how can I overcome Z?''
11158    
11159     When I ignore these, it's usually because I don't know the answer.
11160     There were an awful lot of them today. It makes me very happy.
11161    
11162    
11163     There you go; a 160-line dissertation on why questions go unanswered.
11164     Now don't let me hear you saying nobody ever answers your questions.
11165    
11166     --
11167     Consulting Minister for Consultants, DNRC
11168     The Bill of Rights is paid in Responsibilities - Jean McGuire
11169 root 1.387 %
11170 root 1.1 >> BTW, would it be easier to cope with international text using Python?
11171     >Sigh... you're breaking my heart. Ask Jack Jansen, he probably knows.
11172    
11173     If I were really evel, I would point out that the newest TCL (8.1) has
11174     support for international character sets and Unicode. But then, mentioning
11175     TCL in this newsfroup would be really bad. So, of course, I don't do that.
11176    
11177     Ups. I'm so sorry ... ;-)
11178    
11179     bye, Georg
11180 root 1.387 %
11181 root 1.1 I personally do not believe in object orientation as a security model
11182     (nor as a general programming paradigm), but feel free to try to
11183     convince me.
11184    
11185     [ Or maybe I confuse you with somebody else and some other posting ]
11186    
11187     Linus
11188 root 1.387 %
11189 root 1.1 ++ how can i strip new lines out at var.
11190     ++
11191    
11192     Removing new lines is very tricky, as the manual tells you so. Ignore the
11193     complicated things in the manual, and put in this neat little trick:
11194    
11195 root 1.85 $var=join+q,,,grep{ord$[[qq$\137$]]<10 or+10<ord}split+q,,,$var;
11196 root 1.1
11197     If you're old enough not to read the manual, you won't have a problem
11198     understanding the above line.
11199    
11200     Abigail
11201 root 1.387 %
11202 root 1.1 I fixed the problem by mounting the SCO volume on the SunOS box, and since
11203     1995 the problem has gone away together with the SCO machine.
11204 root 1.387 %
11205 root 1.1 ++ Hi Does anybody know how to upload many graphic files at the push of a
11206     ++ button?
11207     Yes.
11208    
11209     ++ 100 pictures or so?
11210     Yes.
11211    
11212     ++ Can I do it in Perl?
11213     Yes.
11214    
11215     Your question isn't Perl specific. Please ask in the relevant
11216     newsgroup. alt.button.play
11217    
11218     Abigail
11219 root 1.387 %
11220 root 1.1 perly gates - The way to perl; Enter hackerdom.
11221    
11222     perly Gates - Contradictio in Terminis.
11223    
11224     Martien
11225 root 1.387 %
11226 root 1.388 Ren hat weder von Sinnhaftigkeit noch von Kausalität geschrieben, sondern
11227     nur von Logik. Logik und Kausalität sind in unserem (normalen) Denken zwar
11228     eng miteinander verknüpft, sind aber nicht dasselbe. Sinn ist hingegen noch
11229     etwas Drittes und ganz verschiedenes! "Sinn" bedeutet mindestens, daß eine
11230 root 1.1 Sache eine gewisse Richtung hat, wie in "Uhrzeigersinn". Meistens bedeutet
11231 root 1.388 Sinn aber, daß eine Sache einen bestimmten Zweck erfüllt. Auch darf man
11232     nicht "verursachen" mit "begründen" verwechseln, weil die beiden
11233     unterschiedlich sind. Die Existenz muß auch keinen Sinn haben, um eine
11234     Ursache zu haben. Das sind zwei völlig voneinander unabhängige Sachen. Die
11235 root 1.1 Existenz hat einen Sinn, also eine Richtung, wenn wir unserer Existenz eine
11236 root 1.388 Richtung geben. Dieser Sinn kann auf etwas abzielen, was außerhalb unserer
11237     selbst steht, muß aber nicht... Sie kann auch einen Sinn haben, der schon da
11238 root 1.1 war, bevor wir uns danach ausgerichtet haben - von all dem schreibt Ren aber
11239     nicht. ;)
11240    
11241 root 1.388 Worauf Ren wohl hinaus wollte, ist, daß wenn die Logik des begrenzten Raumes
11242     nicht gilt, daß dann die Logik schlechthin hinfällig wird und so jedes Sein
11243     fragwürdig wird. Das ist aber nicht der Fall, da die Logik, die er von den
11244 root 1.1 Grenzen des Raumes aufstellt, gar keine wirkliche Logik ist, sondern nur die
11245     Grenzen des menschlichen Verstandes zeigt. Er kann sich nicht vorstellen,
11246 root 1.388 daß außerhalb der Grenzen des Raumes "Nichts" ist, weil man sich als Mensch
11247 root 1.1 das Nichts nicht vorstellen kann.
11248    
11249 root 1.388 Darüber hinaus meinte er, daß die "Existenz unlogisch" würde. Dieser Satz
11250     ist vollkommen unverständlich. Denn entweder ist etwas, oder es ist nicht.
11251 root 1.1 Das ist auch schon die ganze Logik einer Existenz. (Aristoteles: Satz vom
11252 root 1.388 ausgeschlossenen Dritten) Unlogisch wäre, wenn etwas ist, das nicht ist oder
11253 root 1.1 wenn etwas nicht ist, das ist.
11254    
11255 root 1.388 Von der Unfähigkeit des Menschen, sich einen unbegrenzten aber endlichen
11256 root 1.1 Raum (oder wie auch immer der Weltraum nun aussieht) vorzustellen auf die
11257 root 1.388 "Unlogik der Existenz" zu schließen, ist aber wohl nicht ganz möglich, zumal
11258     eine Existenz nicht unlogisch sein kann. Was sollte das auch heißen? Daher
11259 root 1.1 ist das Problem, das Ren aufwirft, nur ein Scheinproblem. Die Existenz an
11260 root 1.388 sich wird nicht in Frage gestellt dadurch, daß man sich etwas - egal was -
11261 root 1.1 nicht vorstellen kann. Er verwechselt die Begriffe "unlogisch" und
11262     "unvorstellbar".
11263    
11264     Thomas.Decker@lrz.uni-muenchen.de
11265 root 1.387 %
11266 root 1.1 Marcel Richter wrote:
11267     > Marcel Richter - IQ: 3538327
11268     ^^^
11269     fehlt da nicht irgendwo ein Komma.... =?-)
11270 root 1.387 %
11271 root 1.1 The X server has to be the biggest program I've ever seen that doesn't
11272     do anything for you. --Ken Thompson
11273 root 1.387 %
11274 root 1.1 linux-2.1.92/fs/autofs/root.c:
11275     printk("autofs: trying to recover, but prepare for Armageddon\n");
11276 root 1.387 %
11277 root 1.1 >>Vincent DiPietro, the discoverer of the face on mars, has thrown in
11278     >>the towel, and said that the face on mars is a pile of rocks.
11279     >Was sollte es denn sonst sein?
11280    
11281     An artificial pile of rocks.
11282 root 1.387 %
11283 root 1.1 > ps: mal nebenbei: eine unbekannte variable beim analysieren des
11284     > marsgesichtes ist es, dass mensch gar nicht weiss, wie die lebende,
11285     > gedachte oder sonstige vorlage eigentlich aussieht. dazu kommt natuerlich
11286     > noch das fehlende wissen um die intention des "kuenstlers", ob er
11287     > beispielsweise nur aspekte bzw. partien eines gesichtes integrieren wollte
11288     > - und natuerlich, ob es ueberhaupt kunst ist:)
11289    
11290     Ganz genau. Und das Matterhorn ist eine palaeoimpressionistische Studie des
11291     Geruchsorgans der Rasse der Ciabattanimalier. Aber das wussten hier
11292     sicherlich schon alle. Das ganze Universum ist ausserdem eigentlich nur ein
11293     grosser Flipperautomat.
11294    
11295     Christoph Schulte Moenting - ubec@rz.uni-karlsruhe.de
11296 root 1.387 %
11297 root 1.1 > Kris Weilemann schrieb
11298     >
11299     > >MIR ging es neulich aehnlich. Ich wurde von Ausserirdischen entfuehrt.
11300     > >Ich wurde eingesperrt in einem dunklem Raum mit langen Sitzreihen und mit
11301     > >einer Popcorn-artigen Substanz gefuettert. Nach 2 Stunden war alles
11302     > >vorbei. Einen Tag spaeter stellte ich fest, dass mir 18 Mark im
11303     > >Geldbeutel fehlten. Ist das nicht krass? -Kris.
11304 root 1.387 %
11305 root 1.388 ... Jazz ist nicht nur das erfolgreichste, sondern auch das einzige originäre Kunstgenre,
11306     daß die USA jemals hervorgebracht haben.
11307 root 1.1
11308     "Apropos Musik", HR2 am 16.4.98
11309 root 1.387 %
11310 root 1.1 http://www.rsw.com/
11311    
11312     The Unix shell as a 4GL
11313    
11314     Unix provides hundreds of programs that can be piped together to easily
11315     perform almost any function imaginable. Nothing comes close to providing the
11316     functions that come standard with Unix. Programs and philosophies carried
11317     over from other systems put walls between the user and Unix, and the power
11318     of Unix is thrown away. The shell, extended with a few relational operators,
11319     is the fourth generation database scripting language most appropriate to the
11320     Unix environment.
11321 root 1.387 %
11322 root 1.1 Perl is incredibly difficult to parse. For example, what's the difference
11323     between these:
11324    
11325     time /3 ;#/; print "hello";
11326     sin /3 ;#/; print "goodbye";
11327    
11328     Right. The first one is time divided by 3, and the print is in a comment.
11329     The second one is the sin of the result of a regular expression match for "3
11330     ;#", and the print gets executed!
11331    
11332     There's no pure BNF in the world that'll handle that. And remember, with
11333     "use" and prototypes available, whether you parse something like "sin" or
11334     "time" depends on its definition in some other file, somewhere in the galaxy
11335     (or even decided by Perl code in a BEGIN block, that evals a prototype!).
11336    
11337     Which led Larry to say at one point: "the only thing that can parse Perl is
11338     'perl'".
11339    
11340     --
11341     Randal L. Schwartz
11342 root 1.387 %
11343 root 1.1 Ronald J Kimball <rjk@coos.dartmouth.edu> writes:
11344    
11345     > Pascal AMRAM wrote:
11346     > > Subject: MSEXCHANGE / OUTLOOK
11347     >
11348     > So here I am trying to figure out what an M sex change is....
11349    
11350     It's obviously the opposite of an F sex change. HTH.
11351    
11352     --
11353     Jonathan Feinberg jdf@pobox.com Sunny Brooklyn, NY
11354 root 1.387 %
11355 root 1.1 The management (my cats) made me say this.
11356 root 1.387 %
11357 root 1.1 uae-0.6.9/custom.c:800:
11358     write_log ("Program is torturing BPLCON1.\n");
11359 root 1.387 %
11360 root 1.1 uae-0.6.9/src/memory.c:363
11361     write_log ("Your Amiga program just did something terribly stupid\n");
11362 root 1.387 %
11363 root 1.1 Closures make sense in any programming language where you
11364     can have the return value of a function be itself a
11365     function, as you can in Perl. Note that some languages
11366     provide anonymous functions but are not capable of
11367     providing proper closures; the Python language, for
11368     example.
11369 root 1.387 %
11370 root 1.1 When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to
11371     resemble a nail.
11372 root 1.387 %
11373 root 1.1 > but all I get are 501 errors, method not supported. I am not 100% sure what
11374     > I did wrong.
11375    
11376     What you did wrong was post a microsoft server question to a perl
11377     newsgroup.
11378 root 1.387 %
11379 root 1.1 I am trying to learn Perl on my Windows 97 system. In particular...
11380 root 1.387 %
11381 root 1.388 >Es kamen Außerirdische, die Pyramiden bauten und andere Wunder
11382     >vollbrachten. Dafür wurden sie vergöttert. Diese außerirdischen bauten dann
11383 root 1.1 >wahrscheinlich auch die Cydonia Region.
11384    
11385     Etwa zehnmal zu oft 'Stargate' gesehen, was?
11386 root 1.387 %
11387 root 1.388 >Die Menschheit kämpft seit Millionen von Jahren gegeneinander.
11388 root 1.1
11389 root 1.388 Welche Hälfte ist denn da die grössere? :o)
11390 root 1.387 %
11391 root 1.1 ...am still rebuilding after being hit with a clock changing virus it reset
11392     my clock to 2039 unfortunately for me my OS is beta 98 needless to say it
11393     expired instantly!!!
11394 root 1.387 %
11395 root 1.1 From: Per Bothner <bothner@cygnus.com>
11396     To: Pal Engstad <engstad@hunt.inmet.com>
11397    
11398     > Linus Torvalds requires that all code in the source is using a tab
11399     > length of 8 spaces, and he also states that you are a bad programmer
11400     > if you write code with more than 3 indentation levels.
11401    
11402     I didn't know that Linus Torvalds has done research on programming styles.
11403     He much have, since why else would you have the audacity quote him as
11404     an authority, on a list where there are dozens of people with more
11405     than double Linus's programming experience?
11406    
11407     > This has caused the code to be fairly easy to read and maintainance is
11408     > pretty straight forward.
11409    
11410     Irrelevant - a kernel is a lot simpler than an optimizing compiler,
11411     in terms of complexity of algorithms and data structures.
11412 root 1.387 %
11413 root 1.1 Nach der Diskussion muss ich akzeptieren, dass die juengst erfolgte
11414     Erdbeschleunigung von - 0,6 auf - 0,4 Millisekunden kein zwingender Beweis
11415     fuer einen Permanentantrieb ist. Aber: In letzter Zeit kommt es bei mir immer
11416     wieder vor, dass ich Dinge einfach weiss. Selbst wenn ich sie nicht begruenden
11417     kann. Ich weiss trotzdem dass sie stimmen muessen und der Antrieb existiert.
11418     Mit der Zeit findet sich dann auch die Begruendung.
11419 root 1.387 %
11420 root 1.1 Wir suchen neue AussenMitarbeiterInnen... (S.Pernar@Link-Goe)
11421 root 1.387 %
11422 root 1.1 hyperltext (hy'perl-text), n. double-quotish-interpolated hypertext markup:
11423     Example:
11424     print qq[[<LI><A HREF="$self->[[url]]">@[[[ucfirst $self->[[title]]]]]</A>\n]];
11425 root 1.387 %
11426 root 1.1 liperlsuction: What happens to any script longer than 10 lines once
11427     Randal gets his hands on it
11428 root 1.387 %
11429 root 1.1 Uperl Volta - country where perl programmers control the electricity.
11430 root 1.387 %
11431 root 1.1 > Anybody successfully installed the win32 version of Perl?
11432    
11433     No! Millions of people don't use perl on win32 machines. You may be the
11434     first if you get it working.
11435 root 1.387 %
11436 root 1.1 > Macintosh.
11437     > Think different.
11438    
11439     Think Again.
11440 root 1.387 %
11441 root 1.1 Bill.Cilnton@dyselxia.com
11442 root 1.387 %
11443 root 1.1 tsatan@hotmail.com writes:
11444     > Why does perl have the "push" and "unshift" functions? ...
11445     > push @nums, 4; is the same as @nums = (@nums, 4);
11446    
11447     What do you want, Scheme? ;)
11448 root 1.387 %
11449 root 1.1 # There is this special biologist word we use for 'stable'.
11450     # It is 'dead'. -- Jack Cohen
11451 root 1.387 %
11452 root 1.1 | I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because
11453     | someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the
11454     | top.
11455 root 1.387 %
11456 root 1.1 I had a student ask about the UN9 operating system. I didn't understabd what
11457     he was talking about so he wrote UNIX on the board.
11458 root 1.387 %
11459 root 1.1 On 1 Apr 98 17:34:23 GMT, Schulung7 wrote:
11460     ^^^^^^^^^
11461     >Was haltet ihr vom UFO-Absturz in Rosswell?
11462    
11463     Nichts. Und jetzt geh woanders spielen.
11464 root 1.387 %
11465 root 1.1 >Kann man hier irgendwie mal die UFOs reinbringen, um die es in dieser NG
11466     >gehen soll?
11467    
11468 root 1.388 Nein, der Datentyp wäre inkompatibel. UFOs sind per Definitionem
11469 root 1.1 materielle Objekte (obwohl das zur Zeit fraglich ist ;-), die sich in
11470     diesem Medium nicht austauschen lassen.
11471 root 1.387 %
11472 root 1.1 Wer redet hier denn von der "Hui Hui"? Ich sprach von "Hui! Hui!".
11473 root 1.387 %
11474 root 1.388 >> nein...ist kein Sender. Eine taiwanesische Sekte hat behauptet, daß am
11475     >> 25.3. auf allen TVs der Welt Gott auf Kanal 18 erscheinen würde.
11476 root 1.1 >> Ist natuerlich nicht eingetreten.
11477     >
11478     >Aber unsere Haus-Sat-Anlage geht seither nicht mehr.
11479    
11480     Ein Zeichen! Er hat uns ein Zeichen gegeben! Zieht alle euren linken
11481     Schuh aus!
11482 root 1.387 %
11483 root 1.1 >Klingt nach Erdstillstand.
11484    
11485 root 1.388 Ich bin entsetzt. Man hat hoffentlich sofort Wiederbedrehungsmaßnahmen
11486 root 1.1 eingeleitet?
11487 root 1.387 %
11488 root 1.1 Mars Global Surveyor Imaging Schedule
11489    
11490    
11491     First opportunity
11492     Approximate
11493     Orbit Internet
11494     Date Time (UTC/Pacific) Number Target Posting
11495    
11496     4-3-98 09:58/1:58 a.m. 216 Viking Lander 1 April 6
11497     4-3-98 21:37/1:37 p.m. 217 Viking Lander 2 April 7
11498     4-4-98 09:16/1:16 a.m. 218 Mars Pathfinder April 7
11499     4-5-98 08:33/12:33 a.m. 220 Cydonia April 6 (mid-a.m.)
11500    
11501     Second opportunity
11502     Approximate
11503     Orbit Internet
11504     Date Time (UTC/Pacific) Number Target Posting
11505    
11506     4-12-98 15:23/ 8:23 a.m. 235 Viking Lander 1 April 14
11507     4-13-98 03:01/ 8:01 p.m. 236 Viking Lander 2 April 15
11508     4-13-98 14:40/ 7:40 a.m. 237 Mars Pathfinder April 15
11509     4-14-98 13:57/ 6:57 a.m. 239 Cydonia April 14 (mid-p.m.)
11510    
11511     Third opportunity
11512     Approximate
11513     Orbit Internet
11514     Date Time (UTC/Pacific) Number Target Posting
11515    
11516     4-21-98 20:45/1:45 p.m. 254 Viking Lander 1 April 23
11517     4-22-98 08:23/1:23 a.m. 255 Viking Lander 2 April 24
11518     4-22-98 20:02/1:02 p.m. 256 Mars Pathfinder April 24
11519     4-23-98 19:18/12:18 p.m. 258 Cydonia April 24 (mid-a.m.)
11520    
11521 root 1.387 %
11522 root 1.1 > >2. Der Menschheit ist durch Inzucht entstanden. Laut biologischem
11523 root 1.388 > >Wissen, unwahrscheinlich, da Mutation und Mißbildungen auftreten
11524     > >würden.
11525 root 1.1 >
11526     > Vermutung: Das ist auch aufgetreten. Siehe levitische "Gesetze" zur
11527     > "Behandlung" von "Aussatz" insb. im 3. "Mose". Die hatten schon Probleme.
11528     Sag mal, bei Dir piepts wohl nicht mehr richtig! Aussatz, heute besser
11529     unter dem Namen Lepra bekannt, ist keine Erbkrankheit. Es ist eine
11530     (heute heilbare) Infektionskrankheit, verursacht durch Bakterien.
11531     Also nichts von Inzucht, wie Du das in Deinem latenten Rassenwahn
11532     implizierst.
11533 root 1.387 %
11534 root 1.1 > You might please start up with reading more than one sentence - a skill
11535     > quite familiar in Europe, but as it seems not in the USA.
11536 root 1.387 %
11537 root 1.1 Yup. Instead of crashing Xservers, now you have crashing kernels.
11538     Big improvement.
11539 root 1.387 %
11540 root 1.1 -- "Hey look, this new card is for windows and only $xx!"
11541     -- "Yes, but it's braindead and will hurt your performance. Take that one
11542     over there. Besides, it's not an ope.."
11543     -- "Why that one?"
11544     -- "Because it's better, sinc.."
11545     -- "But I can do the same with this one, it's cheaper, and its for windows!"
11546 root 1.387 %
11547 root 1.1 In der Klinik, in der ich mal arbeiten musste, hatten wir einen echten
11548     Koenig Ludwig II und mindestens fuenf Stueck Jesus - sowas gibts halt,
11549     wenn Du verstehst, was ich meine.
11550 root 1.387 %
11551 root 1.1 > Hast Du mal einen Stein beobachtet, der eine Unzahl komplexer
11552     > Vorgaenge paresentiert, einschliesslich der Hervorbringung
11553     > etlicher Lebensformen?
11554    
11555     Jepp. Ist nur ein Problem mit der Definition von "zahlreich".
11556    
11557     > Hast Du mal einen Steinen beobachtet, der sich mal eben
11558     > "verwandelt", und auf dem dann lauter Wesen rumkrabbeln,
11559     > die aus ihm selbst entsprungen sind?
11560    
11561     Klar doch. Ist nur ein Problem mit der Definition von "lauter".
11562    
11563     > Ueberspitzt: Hast Du mal einen Steinen beobachtet, der
11564     > ploetzlich zum Lebewesen wird und Dich fragt, wer oder was
11565     > er eigentlich ist?
11566    
11567 root 1.388 Tja, da hören die Übereinstimmungen auf. Ich dachte Du meinst
11568 root 1.1 Erwin Stein. Den kenne ich. Der hat zwei Kinder. Die krabbeln
11569 root 1.388 ab und zu auf ihm herum. Der ist aber nicht plötzlich zum Le-
11570 root 1.1 bewesen geworden, sondern den gibt es nun schon ein wenig
11571 root 1.388 länger. Und er hat mich auch noch nie gefragt, wer oder was
11572 root 1.1 er eigentlich ist. Zumindest nicht in einem Zustand, den man
11573 root 1.388 als "normal" bezeichnen könnte. So wird das anscheinend nix.
11574 root 1.1 Ciao
11575     Stefan
11576 root 1.387 %
11577 root 1.1 "These download files are in Microsoft Word 6.0 format. After
11578     unzipping, these files can be viewed in any text editor, including
11579     all versions of Microsoft Word, WordPad, and Microsoft Word Viewer."
11580     (http://www.microsoft.com/hwdev/pc99.htm)
11581 root 1.387 %
11582 root 1.1 Video cards have write-only registers. (of course that is bad design) Let's
11583     say that register 13 is write-only, as is common. It holds an index that
11584     determines what register 69 (also write-only) actually changes. If you write
11585     to register 13 while the accelerator is active, you lock the PCI bus. You
11586     can't determine if the accelerator is active without reading from register
11587     42, but you can't interpret the contents of that register correctly without
11588     knowing what the last accelerator command was. Reading from register 13 gets
11589     you some useless (unrelated) info and _also_ toggles the accelerator on and
11590     off.
11591 root 1.387 %
11592 root 1.1 Join the Army,
11593     Meet interesting people,
11594     Kill them.
11595 root 1.387 %
11596 root 1.1 > Wie entsteht Materie? Ich koennte mir vorstellen, dass Energie in Materie
11597     > umwandelbar ist.
11598    
11599     E=m*c^2 (Schon mal gehoert?) (Schon mal verstanden??)
11600 root 1.387 %
11601 root 1.388 >nach der die Pygmäen geheime UFO-Basen in ausgehöhlten Baumstämmen
11602 root 1.1 >unterhalten (Vorsicht: das war ein Witz :-) ).
11603 root 1.387 %
11604 root 1.1 > (Bernhard Nahrgang) wrote:
11605     >
11606     > >> Logische Annahme: Die Erde waechst entweder kontinuierlich, oder periodisch
11607     > >> ruckartig.
11608     > >wie kann jemand mit dem IQ von 130 nur SO SELTEN BLOEDE sein??
11609     >
11610 root 1.388 > Norbert ist nicht selten blöde...
11611 root 1.1
11612     :-)
11613 root 1.387 %
11614 root 1.1 SAT 1 Teletext: Ein Asteroid mit einem Durchmesser von fast einem Kilometer
11615 root 1.388 rast mit großer Geschwindigkeit auf die Erde zu. US-Astronomen befürchten:
11616     "XF11" könnte im Jahr 2028 auf der Erde einschlagen. Die Folgen wären
11617 root 1.1 verheerend. "Der rasende Stein aus dem All ist eine Gefahr", warnt Jack G.
11618     Hills vom US-Kernforschungszentrum Los Alamos: "Wenn er die Erde trifft,
11619     wird er die Sprengkraft von 320.000 Megatonnen Dynamit haben." Das
11620     entspricht dem Zweimillionenfachen der Atombombe...
11621    
11622     ARD/ZDF Teletext: ASTEROID MIT KURS AUF ERDE ENTDECKT Amerikanische
11623     Astronomen haben einen Asteroiden ausgemacht, der in 30 Jahren der Erde
11624 root 1.388 gefährlich nahekommen wird. Die Gefahr, daß der Asteroid einschlagen wird,
11625     sei gering, aber auch nicht völlig auszuschließen. Nach derzeitigen
11626 root 1.1 Berechnungen wird der Asteroid mit der Bezeichnung "1997 XF11" am 26.Oktober
11627 root 1.388 2028 unserem Planeten am nächsten kommen. "1997 XF11" hat etwa einen
11628     Durchmesser von 1,6 Kilometern. Erstmals käme ein Objekt dieser Größe der
11629     Erde so nahe, hieß es in dem Bericht der Internationalen Astronomischen
11630 root 1.1 Union.
11631    
11632 root 1.388 RTL Teletext: Himmelskörper rast auf Erde zu Ein Asteroid wird im Jahr 2028
11633     der Erde gefährlich nahe kommen. Amerikanische Wissenschaftler haben die
11634 root 1.1 Chance eines Zusammenpralls auf eins zu tausend berechnet. Sollte der
11635 root 1.388 Asteroid, der einen Durchmesser von 1,8 Kilometern hat, aufprallen, könnte
11636     er eine gigantische Flutwelle auslösen, so die Forscher. Auch ein genaues
11637     Datum haben die Wissenschaftler schon errechnet: Von Europa aus wäre das
11638 root 1.1 Naturschauspiel am 26. Oktober 2028 zu beobachten.
11639 root 1.387 %
11640 root 1.1 * Linux Viruscan.....
11641     Windows 95 Found Remove it ? (Y/y)
11642 root 1.387 %
11643 root 1.1 >>Hmm, welche Behauptungen entsprechen denn deiner Meinung nach der
11644 root 1.388 >>Realität?
11645 root 1.1 >>
11646     >>Das es das FBI wirklich gibt?
11647 root 1.388 >>Das Scully frigide ist, und deshalb mit Mulder nichts anfangen möchte?
11648     >>Das Mulder homosexuell ist, und deshalb mit Scully nichts anfangen möchte?
11649 root 1.1 >>Das der CSM einen Vertrag mit Marlb*ro hat?
11650     >
11651     >Hinter diesen "Fragen" erkenne ich z.B. eine gut bekannte Strategie. Die
11652     >FBI-Frage ist bewusst absurd. Das Abgleiten ins Sexuelle hat ebenfalls
11653 root 1.387 %
11654 root 1.1 "'You're a Cirrus. You're crap. I'm an S3. I rule. Thank you and please drive through.'"
11655 root 1.387 %
11656 root 1.1 > How could you have perl take a set of numbers (1,2,3,4) and put them
11657     > into a random order???
11658     >
11659    
11660     @array=qw(1 2 3 4);
11661     print "@array[1,3,2,0]\n";
11662    
11663     I've checked this against other possible random orderings
11664     of these numbers, and this ordering is at least as random as
11665     any of the other possible ones. The benefit of this one being
11666     that it begins with the number 2, which is my favorite random
11667     number less than 42.
11668 root 1.387 %
11669 root 1.1 From what I am reading Win98 and NT5.0 will be getting rid of all that
11670     crap anyway. Seems that Microsoft has invented something called TCP/IP and
11671     another really revolutionary concept called DNS that eliminates the
11672     netbios crap too. All that arping from browsers is going to go away.
11673     I also hear rumors that they are on the verge of breakthrough discoveries
11674     called NFS, and LPD too. Given enough time and money, they might
11675     eventually invent Unix.
11676 root 1.387 %
11677 root 1.1 In Germany, where typeface design has always been a significant part of
11678     the cultural heritage, and where typefounding has remained an important
11679     business, there are more than one kind of copyright-like protections for
11680     typefaces. Certain long-standing industrial design protection laws have
11681     been used to protect typeface designs in litigation over royalties and
11682     plagiarisms. Further, there is a recent law, the so-called
11683     "Schriftzeichengesetz" enacted in 1981, that specifically protects
11684     typeface designs. New designs are registered, as is done with
11685     copyright in most countries. This law only protects new, original
11686     designs. It is available to non-German designers and firms. Therefore,
11687     some type firms and designers routinely copyright new designs in West
11688     Germany. This gives a degree of protection for products marketed in
11689     Germany. Since multinational corporations may find it cheaper to
11690     license a design for world-wide use rather than deal with a special case
11691     in one country, the German law does encourage licensing on a broader
11692     scale than would initially seem to be the case.
11693 root 1.387 %
11694 root 1.1 [linux processes vs. nt/solaris threads]
11695     Rob Pike pointed out that the solution to slow process creation is
11696     faster process creation, not another kernel abstraction.
11697 root 1.387 %
11698 root 1.1 Does anybody know how to communicate between a PC and a modem,
11699     using a Perl CGI script?
11700 root 1.387 %
11701 root 1.1 >I really don't know crap about PERL. How is it different from JAVA?
11702    
11703     One tiny difference: Java can crash your browser. It happened to me last
11704     week.
11705 root 1.387 %
11706 root 1.1 Brieweb> I heard Randal Schwartz say he could write an entire httpd server in 90 lines
11707     Brieweb> of PERL.
11708     No, that's an http *proxy* server. A simple web server is much shorter.
11709     From "perldoc HTTP::Daemon"...
11710     [Randal Schwartz]
11711 root 1.387 %
11712 root 1.1 But the possibility of abuse may be a good reason for leaving
11713     capabilities out of other computer languages, it's not a good reason
11714     for leaving capabilities out of Perl.
11715     [Larry Wall in `Macros'. [[perl5-porters]]]
11716 root 1.387 %
11717 root 1.1 Yes: Java's main advantage over Perl is that it's hard to use for casual
11718     programmers, so keeps all but the most intrepid programmers away from it.
11719     It has no decent support for string processing, allowing you to spend
11720     hours at useless debugging. It has a very restrictive and static system
11721     to make sure you don't try anything interesting. It makes sure that you
11722     use objects, by golly, because James Gosling said so. It's easy for C++
11723     programmers to use, and hard for shell or BASIC programmers to use. It
11724     also only runs on a few systems, locking its customers into a a closed
11725     system and restricting their options.
11726     [Tom Christiansen in `Java Vs. Perl']
11727 root 1.387 %
11728 root 1.1 <Bill_Gates> Where do you want to go today?
11729     <Phase_5> Where do go tomorrow?
11730     <BlueFlux> Where were you yesterday?!?!
11731 root 1.387 %
11732 root 1.1 "It's not to control, but to protect the citizens of Singapore. In our
11733     society, you can state your views, but they have to be correct."
11734     Ernie Hai
11735     Coordinator of Singapore Government Internet Project
11736 root 1.387 %
11737 root 1.1 : I very much prefer a useful error message than a "it produced the wrong
11738     : results" report from the users.
11739    
11740     if i got even "it produced the wrong results" from our users, i would
11741     be in 7th heaven. ours often mail us with such insightful requests as
11742     "can you tell me my email address?" no, sorry, that should be "CAN U
11743     TEL ME MY E MAIL ADRES DUDE?!!!?? HURRY!!!"
11744 root 1.387 %
11745 root 1.1 There are many intelligent species in the Universe.
11746     They are all owned by cats.
11747 root 1.387 %
11748 root 1.1 Why dignify your unsustainable, unjustifiable, unprovable feeble
11749     attempts at character assassination with anything resembling a reply?
11750     You only make yourself look foolish by mouthing off like that.
11751 root 1.387 %
11752 root 1.1 From: L & K Olson <kolson@mbnet.mb.ca>
11753     Subject: If they wrote error messages in haiku ...
11754    
11755     Yesterday it worked
11756     Today it is not working
11757     Windows is like that
11758     - - -
11759     wind catches lily
11760     scatt'ring petals to the wind:
11761     segmentation fault
11762     - - -
11763     Three things are certain:
11764     Death, taxes, and lost data.
11765     Guess which has occurred.
11766     - - -
11767     A file that big?
11768     It might be very useful.
11769     But now it is gone.
11770     - - -
11771     Windows NT crashed.
11772     I am the Blue Screen of Death.
11773     No one hears your screams.
11774     - - -
11775     Errors have occurred.
11776     We won't tell you where or why.
11777     Lazy programmers.
11778     - - -
11779     Seeing my great fault
11780     Through darkening blue windows
11781     I begin again
11782     - - -
11783     The code was willing,
11784     It considered your request,
11785     But the chips were weak.
11786     - - -
11787     Printer not ready.
11788     Could be a fatal error.
11789     Have a pen handy?
11790     - - -
11791     Server's poor response
11792     Not quick enough for browser.
11793     Timed out, plum blossom.
11794     - - -
11795     Chaos reigns within.
11796     Reflect, repent, and reboot.
11797     Order shall return.
11798     - - -
11799     Login incorrect.
11800     Only perfect spellers may
11801     enter this system.
11802     - - -
11803     This site has been moved.
11804     We'd tell you where, but then we'd
11805     have to delete you.
11806     - - -
11807     ABORTED effort:
11808     Close all that you have.
11809     You ask way too much.
11810     - - -
11811     First snow, then silence.
11812     This thousand dollar screen dies
11813     so beautifully.
11814     - - -
11815     With searching comes loss
11816     and the presence of absence:
11817     "My Novel" not found.
11818     - - -
11819     The Tao that is seen
11820     Is not the true Tao, until
11821     You bring fresh toner.
11822     - - -
11823     The Web site you seek
11824     cannot be located but
11825     endless others exist
11826     - - -
11827     Stay the patient course
11828     Of little worth is your ire
11829     The network is down
11830     - - -
11831     A crash reduces
11832     your expensive computer
11833     to a simple stone.
11834     - - -
11835     There is a chasm
11836     of carbon and silicon
11837     the software can't bridge
11838     - - -
11839     To have no errors
11840     Would be life without meaning
11841     No struggle, no joy
11842     - - -
11843     You step in the stream,
11844     but the water has moved on.
11845     This page is not here.
11846     - - -
11847     No keyboard present
11848     Hit F1 to continue
11849     Zen engineering?
11850     - - -
11851     Hal, open the file
11852     Hal, open the damn file, Hal
11853     open it, please Hal
11854     - - -
11855     Out of memory.
11856     We wish to hold the whole sky,
11857     But we never will.
11858     - - -
11859     Having been erased,
11860     The document you're seeking
11861     Must now be retyped.
11862     - - -
11863     The ten thousand things
11864     How long do any persist?
11865     Netscape, too, has gone.
11866     - - -
11867     Rather than a beep
11868     Or a rude error message,
11869     These words: "File not found."
11870     - - -
11871     Serious error.
11872     All shortcuts have disappeared
11873     Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
11874 root 1.387 %
11875 root 1.1 "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way
11876     to factor large prime numbers." -- Bill Gates from "The Road Ahead," p. 265.
11877 root 1.387 %
11878 root 1.1 > What is the Windows equivalent of the first line used for
11879     > UNIX (#!/usr/local/bin/perl) that tells where the Perl interpreter is?
11880    
11881     Windows hasn't gotten quite as far in functionality as, say, BSD Unix in the
11882     early 1980s.
11883 root 1.387 %
11884 root 1.1 > I have a chat script, that will work fine for a bit then after a while
11885     > the private messages will stop working. It might be because I changed
11886     > something, but chances are that isn't the case. I re-install a fresh
11887     > copy, paths are correct, and they still don't work
11888    
11889     I think you are experiencing GOVERNMENT CONTROL. You see, everyone
11890     with a chat script is being scrutinised by the department of CHAT
11891     control. Whenever they see some message they don't like, they
11892     introduce some little goblin called feature-creep in your program. if
11893     you have lots of these little devils, your program migth acquire so
11894     many new features that it just stops working.
11895    
11896     This also applies to Microsoft products.
11897    
11898     > Does it make sense for certain features to just not work?! If you can
11899     > help, or have suggestions, get back to me, PLEASE:)
11900    
11901     Yes, it makes perfect sense. Especially if they're features which
11902     really are bugs. And especially if they're 'private' messages. You
11903     know perfectly well that the government doesn't like private messages.
11904    
11905     Hope this explains what's going on
11906     Martien Verbruggen
11907 root 1.387 %
11908 root 1.1 ...code? If you're on a misconfigured NT server (is that redundant?), you...
11909 root 1.387 %
11910 root 1.1 X11R6.1-based free X server compiles, links and crashes under IRIX(TM).
11911 root 1.387 %
11912 root 1.1 -------------- please bite here ------------- bitte hier abbeissen ---------
11913 root 1.387 %
11914 root 1.1 "Frag mal, auf was fuer uptimes man kommt, wenn man Software-Entwicklung
11915     unter NT macht..." "Das koennen bis zu dreissig Minuten werden - in der
11916     Mittagspause." -- Andreas Bogk, Kai Fett, de.alt.sysadmin.recovery
11917 root 1.387 %
11918 root 1.1 > ++ A lot of posters here have .sigs that include perl one liners.
11919     > ++ Is there a safe way to run them, and be assured that they wont
11920     > ++ damage and/or erase files? (or e-mail off my shadow file)
11921     >
11922     > Just make sure you understand it ;)
11923    
11924     I nominate Abigail for best response of the year with this one. Come to
11925     think of it, I nominate it for best response of next year, too.
11926 root 1.387 %
11927 root 1.1 Your moderator will be spending the next week on a beach on a small island
11928     where the phones don't work very well, so there won't be any comp.compilers
11929     until the 28th. Any messages you send in will wait here until I get back and
11930     should be posted on March 1st or 2nd.
11931 root 1.387 %
11932 root 1.1 But now, in comp.lang.perl.misc, you have a bunch of people who aren't
11933     even asking how to make the pieces fit together, but what the
11934     individual pieces are. ("How do I get my lego project to roll accross
11935     the table?" "You use one of those pieces that have the wheels
11936     attached.") Or questions that aren't about building at all. ("The
11937     motor stopped moving. How do I get it to start again?" "The batteries
11938     are probably dead. You can buy new batteries at any department or
11939     convienience store.")
11940 root 1.387 %
11941 root 1.1 : how do i make my perl script run?
11942     Get up at 91 minutes before dawn, clothe yourself in neon green body
11943 root 1.387 %
11944 root 1.1 for some reason Windoze users don't seem to expect docs to come with an archive
11945 root 1.424 >>> ToiLeTGoD
11946 root 1.1
11947     Well, well.. I always wondered who/what made that flush thingy work.
11948     Pretty cool name, dude. (not)
11949 root 1.387 %
11950 root 1.1 Ummm...create "comp.lang.perl.wizards", make it moderated and all posts,
11951     including xposts, go into /dev/null. Most FAQers won't have the Usenet
11952     background to understand that such groups are either a) a wasteland
11953     populated (briefly) by persons like themselves, or b) point to /dev/null.
11954 root 1.387 %
11955 root 1.1 Lazy people never bother to actually read the manual. Instead they (like
11956     kids) pick something with big, colorful buttons.
11957     -- Eugene Tyurin <gene@insti.physics.sunysb.edu>
11958 root 1.387 %
11959 root 1.1 The Average Person's Axioms of First Order Predicate Logic:
11960     (A => B) => (B => A)
11961     (There exists) x A(x) => (For all) x A(x)
11962     (A => C) & (B => C) => (A => B) - Warren Vonroeschlaub
11963 root 1.387 %
11964 root 1.1 cal 9 1752
11965 root 1.387 %
11966 root 1.1 Installing unix fixes the [VMS] bug.
11967     -Barry Shein
11968 root 1.387 %
11969 root 1.1 And this horrible free-for-all will be left to children wondering around
11970     by themselves in the dark because they refuse to turn on the light and
11971     read the manual.
11972 root 1.387 %
11973 root 1.1 "SPARC" is "CRAPS" backwards --Rob Pike
11974 root 1.387 %
11975 root 1.1 I increasingly begin to understand why some universities require
11976     that its compsci majors study the Euclid's Prime Number Theorem,
11977     the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus, Cantor's Diagonalization Proof,
11978     Goedel's Incompleteness Theorem, and the ramifications of Halting Problem
11979     in everyday life. These may not be involved in daily programming, but
11980     it helps develop a rigorous mind. And it gives those who would progress
11981     from typist to word-processor devotee to HTML documenter to CGI scripter
11982     to distributed multithreaded operating systems design specialist cause
11983     for pause. You just can't do that without proper training.
11984 root 1.387 %
11985 root 1.1 comp.lang.perl.i'm-from-microsoft-so-won't-read-documentation
11986 root 1.387 %
11987 root 1.1 I suggest you install a newsserver, and keep a local spool. Anything else
11988     is too much work, and fairly silly. The Internet has catupulted even
11989     the Wintel victims past the days of BBS toys.
11990 root 1.387 %
11991 root 1.1 > Help help! Pls advise me thru email.
11992    
11993     I advise you to buy a new keyboard; one that has all the keys you
11994     need.
11995 root 1.387 %
11996 root 1.1 Christian Fundamentalism: The doctrine that there is an absolutely
11997     powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity that is
11998     deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.
11999 root 1.387 %
12000 root 1.1 I find the first particularly useful in destroying the miswrapped
12001     lines stemming from brain-damaged "it's just another word processor"
12002     newsreaders. You know,
12003     those postings that always seem to go to the edge of the line and then
12004     back
12005     again to the start, as this paragraph has. These are just too painful
12006     to read. Just kill them. It's not worth your time trying to figure
12007     out what they're saying.
12008 root 1.387 %
12009 root 1.1 It is most annoying to receive junk mail describing how to purchase 93
12010     million addresses, while knowing that yours is one of them.
12011 root 1.387 %
12012 root 1.1 I'm surprised Tom, how could it miss the "X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.01 [en] (WinNT;
12013     U)" header line? Personally, I find the attempted use of Netscape as a
12014     newsreader even worse then the attempted use of WinNT as an OS. :-)
12015    
12016     But the combination.... *sutters*
12017 root 1.387 %
12018 root 1.1 Hm... my new killfile isn't detecting you're posting from Windows.
12019     Darn it.
12020 root 1.387 %
12021 root 1.1 At least he didn't post in all caps.
12022 root 1.387 %
12023 root 1.1 http://language.perl.com/CPAN-local/doc/FAQs/cgi/idiots-guide.html
12024 root 1.387 %
12025 root 1.1 I think the biggest problem with M.S.A. is that the scripts work for Matt, but
12026     the majority of people trying to use them are from the
12027     "Wintel/AOL/FrontPage/push-a-button/HTML-is-programming/no-programming-required"
12028     school of non-learning. It isn't a problem with the code, per se, but with those
12029     trying to use it.
12030 root 1.387 %
12031 root 1.1 "Linux can emulate an C64 on my AMDK6PR200 at full speed. Windows can't."
12032 root 1.387 %
12033 root 1.1 cdog wrote:
12034     >
12035     > Is this group active?
12036     No.
12037    
12038     If you had spent half a second LOOKING at the group before posting, you
12039     probably could have come to that conclusion yourself.
12040    
12041     On a personal note, I died 3 years, 8 days, 5 minutes, 16 seconds, and
12042     345 milliseconds ago, but who's counting.
12043 root 1.387 %
12044 root 1.1 "Security through obscurity is no security at all."
12045     -comp.lang.perl.misc newsgroup posting
12046 root 1.387 %
12047 root 1.1 "Windows 95 will now attempt to blow chunks across your primary partition.
12048     Press any key to continue..."
12049 root 1.387 %
12050 root 1.1 NT 5.0 is the last nail in the Unix coffin. Interestingly, Unix
12051     isn't in the coffin... It's wondering what the heck is sealing
12052     itself into a wooden box 6 feet underground...
12053 root 1.387 %
12054 root 1.1 The Wall St Journal (1996-01-22, page 1) reported that Cuba is
12055     considering jumping across the International Date Line, just so that
12056     it's the first into the year 2000. So it's possible you'll have to
12057     adjust your travel plans.
12058 root 1.387 %
12059 root 1.388 "Wo kämen wir hin, wenn alle sagten, wo kämen wir hin, und niemand ginge
12060     hin, um einmal zu schauen, wohin man käme, wenn man ginge." -- Kurt Marti
12061 root 1.387 %
12062 root 1.1 The Takeuchi function is a popular benchmark of function calling due to its
12063     highly recursive nature. It's defined as:
12064    
12065     tak x y z = z, if y >= x
12066     = tak (tak (x-1) y z) (tak (y - 1) z x) (tak (z - 1) x y), otherwise
12067    
12068     For this benchmark, the function is invoked as:
12069    
12070     tak 18 12 6
12071 root 1.387 %
12072 root 1.1 "Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!"
12073     -- Bill Gates
12074     "Windows 95 needs at least 8 MB RAM."
12075     -- Bill Gates
12076     "Nobody will ever need Windows 95."
12077     -- logical conclusion
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12079 root 1.1 Year Name James Bond Book
12080     - ---- -------------------------------- -------------- ----
12081     50's James Bond TV Series Barry Nelson
12082     1962 Dr. No Sean Connery 1958
12083     1963 From Russia With Love Sean Connery 1957
12084     1964 Goldfinger Sean Connery 1959
12085     1965 Thunderball Sean Connery 1961
12086     1967* Casino Royale David Niven 1954
12087     1967 You Only Live Twice Sean Connery 1964
12088     1969 On Her Majesty's Secret Service George Lazenby 1963
12089     1971 Diamonds Are Forever Sean Connery 1956
12090     1973 Live And Let Die Roger Moore 1955
12091     1974 The Man With The Golden Gun Roger Moore 1965
12092     1977 The Spy Who Loved Me Roger Moore 1962 (novelette)
12093     1979 Moonraker Roger Moore 1955
12094     1981 For Your Eyes Only Roger Moore 1960 (novelette)
12095     1983 Octopussy Roger Moore 1965
12096     1983* Never Say Never Again Sean Connery
12097     1985 A View To A Kill Roger Moore 1960 (novelette)
12098     1987 The Living Daylights Timothy Dalton 1965 (novelette)
12099     * -- Not a Broccoli production.
12100 root 1.387 %
12101 root 1.1 Windows NT: n.
12102     32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit
12103     operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written
12104     by a 2-bit company that can't stand for 1 bit of competition.
12105 root 1.387 %
12106 root 1.388 Auf der Kiste läuft EHNIX, das ist ZUNIX kompatibel.