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1 root 1.461 Doubly-linked lists are hard
2     - a rust tutorial
3     %
4 root 1.460 As someone who has been acquainted with a surprisingly large number of
5     people who write fantasy, I can tell you that the difference between
6     fantasy and reality is that fantasy has to make sense.
7    
8     [Tyvor Winn, https://pandasthumb.org/archives/2019/07/fire-breathing-dinosaurs.html]
9     %
10     The overarching theme of the code of conduct has always been Be Nice and
11     that has been problematic for a long time.
12    
13     [https://meta.stackexchange.com/questions/334058/are-there-specific-issues-with-unwelcoming-behavior-toward-lgbtq-persons-on-stac/]
14     %
15 root 1.459 GNU Powered it
16     GPL Protected it
17     GOD Blessed it
18    
19     [from Nala Ginrut's mail signature]
20     %
21 root 1.458 a friend once told me that "ex-mother-in-law-to-be" was the most wonderful
22     kinship term she'd ever heard.
23    
24     [http://www-personal.umich.edu/~jlawler/aue/tense.html]
25     %
26     > I have long considered that the BRs were written by the in-group, for
27     > the in-group, and do not adequately call out the expected processes for
28     > an outsider wanting to join the in-group.
29    
30     I don't agree.
31    
32     > The outsiders sometimes struggle not because they are trying to
33     > accomplish anything of wrong intent, but because the step by step path
34     > is not as clear as it could be.
35    
36     As an outsider, it's true that you are expected to know how to be a
37     trustworthy CA. The ecosystem is not designed to help you to learn how
38     to be trustworthy - the ecosystem does not improve from having more
39     applicants who lack that knowledge - and so yes, the baseline expectation
40     is that applying CAs are operated beyond reproach.
41    
42     [https://bugzilla.mozilla.org/show_bug.cgi?id=1427262]
43     [darkmatter uae trying to get a root certificate for nefarious purposes]
44     %
45     > that way you can adapt your own UID allocation to reliably avoid that range.
46    
47     That is my major issue with systemd: That it postulates that everybody
48     else shall adapt to its conventions, w/o configurability, even if there
49     other conventions exist for a very long time.
50    
51     [https://lwn.net/Articles/777595/]
52     %
53     static void die_you_gravy_sucking_pig_dog(void) __dead;
54    
55     [minix/sbin/shutdown sources]
56     %
57 root 1.457 However, as you can imagine, this is a terrible idea for some zones. If
58     you could walk the .gov zone, you could learn every US government agency
59     and government agency portal.
60    
61     [wow, it's terrible if people could learn about every US government
62     agency? of the people, for the people, no?]
63    
64     [https://blog.cloudflare.com/black-lies/]
65     %
66     Most of the images at NASA have their EXIF data completely removed.
67    
68     [hollycrap in https://www.cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=1016]
69     %
70     The theory of gravity explaining our solar system, can easily be disproved
71     as objects that only had attractive force towards each other would end up
72     smashing into each other, sooner or later.
73    
74     [aa5 in https://www.cluesforum.info/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=1957]
75     %
76     Windows 98 "SE" "Suckers Edition"
77     Windows "ME" Mistake Edition
78     Windows "NT" Not to Terrible
79     Windows 2000 ahhhhh! A good OS!
80     Windows "XP" eXtra Problems
81     %
82 root 1.456 Instead of banning every word out there, we should make the mental effort
83     to do better than the political correctness movement that stops at the
84     surface. So, let’s call it master-slave, and instead make a call for US,
85     where a sizable black population is very poor, to have free healthcare,
86     to have cops that are less biased against non-white people, to stop death
87     penalty. This makes really a difference.
88    
89     [http://antirez.com/news/122]
90     %
91     "MASTER/Slave" is ungood crimethinkful oldspeak. plusgood rectify unword.
92     Is Minitrue doubleplusgoodwork truthwise. chocorat anyone?
93    
94     [https://github.com/django/django/pull/2692#issuecomment-44847465]
95     %
96 root 1.455 Somebody should tell EU, 1984 was not an instruction manual.
97    
98     [BhishmPitamah, in https://www.reddit.com/r/privacy/comments/9f9za4/europe_just_voted/]
99     %
100 root 1.454 [supposedly from the firmware update script for certain tesla car models]
101    
102     # We should have some way here of keeping the car parked. What if
103     # they try to drive off while we're in the middle of an upgrade?
104    
105     # We should also have a mutex around everything that follows. What if
106     # unpack.sh gets triggered on the same tarball twice? This is more of
107     # a problem now that we might be deferring installation.
108    
109     # We should also have a recovery system. What if we remove the
110     # tarball filename but this process is killed before it can complete?
111    
112     [https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3862643&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=87#post]
113     %
114 root 1.453 [https://insights.stackoverflow.com/survey/2015#tech-editor]
115    
116     Vim 15.2%
117     Emacs 3.8%
118    
119     [https://insights.stackoverflow.com/survey/2016#technology-development-environments]
120    
121     Vim 26.1%
122     Emacs 5.2%
123     %
124 root 1.452 Systemd dies if there is no cgroup support in the kernel.
125    
126     Poettering: "To make this work we’d need a patch, as nobody of us tests this"
127    
128     R! /dir/.* destroys root.
129    
130     Poettering: "I am not sure I'd consider this much of a problem. Yeah, it's a UNIX pitfall, but "rm -rf /foo/.*" will work the exact same way, no?"
131    
132     Processes owned by a user with a leading zero in the name are started with root privilege..
133    
134     Pottering: "I don't think there's anything to fix in systemd here"
135    
136     Systemd kill background processes after user logs out.
137    
138     Poettering: "In my view it was actually quite strange of UNIX that it by default let arbitrary user code stay around unrestricted after logout."
139    
140     'I have an issue with journal corruptions and need to know what is the accepted way to deal with them.'
141    
142     Poettering: "Yupp, journal corruptions result in rotation, and when reading we try to make the best of it. they are nothing we really need to fix hence."
143    
144     'Poettering locked and limited conversation to collaborators on 17 Apr'
145    
146     [https://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=10927261&cid=54905721]
147     %
148     [raid controller vendor lock-in techniques]
149    
150     >>> Are HP/PMCS doing the Intel/LSI thing with controllers only working on
151     >>> their own servers.
152     >>
153     >> you mean the DELL PERC5/i 6/i tape of smbus pins mod thing? (Dell first!)
154     >
155     > No the Intel where that trick doesn't work thing.
156    
157     [https://forums.servethehome.com/index.php?threads/hp-p400-why-so-cheap-on-ebay.2308/page-2]
158     %
159 root 1.451 The way I see it, once you move to Firefox 57, you're ready for Chrome.
160    
161     [from a discussion about how deleting all existing extensions and force-replacing
162     them by inferior webextensions (if at all) is a great idea]
163     %
164 root 1.450 Chronology of Significant Events
165     ================================
166    
167 root 1.449 November 2002
168    
169     Rahman wearing only socks and diaper; supervisor has concern regarding
170     hypothermia Rahman subjected to 48 hours of sleep deprivation, rough
171     treatment, cold shower and other measures but remained noncompliant.
172    
173     ---
174    
175     Subjected to cold conditions and minimum food and sleep... confused due to
176     dehydration and fatigue.
177    
178     ---
179    
180     Cable recommends future use of continued environmental deprivations with
181     interrogations 18 out of 24 hours daily
182    
183     ---
184    
185     Linguist asks questions about the temperature at which hypothermia occurs
186    
187     November 19 2200 hrs
188     guard check - Rahman is alive.
189    
190     2300 hrs
191     guard check - Rahman is alive.
192    
193     November 20 0400 hrs
194     guard check - Rahman is alive.
195    
196     0800 hrs
197     guard check - Rahman is alive.
198    
199     1000 hrs
200     guard check - Rahman is dead.
201    
202     [https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2017/oct/09/cia-torture-black-site-enhanced-interrogation]
203     %
204 root 1.448 In the quiet moments, he set his hand terminal to the Eros feed. Back
205     when he’d been a kid, there had been a performance artist making
206     the rounds—Jila Sorormaya, her name was. As he recalled, she’d
207     intentionally corrupted data-storage devices and then put the data stream
208     through her music kit. She’d gotten into trouble when some of the
209     proprietary code of the storage device software got incorporated into her
210     music and posted. Miller hadn’t been a sophisticate. He’d figured
211     another nutcase artist had to get a real job, and the universe could only
212     be a better place.
213    
214     [E. Corey, Leviathan Wakes, p. 466]
215     %
216 root 1.447 > Speaking of Apple... Anybody remember their ads against multitasking? I
217     > always assumed that was against the Amiga as well but probably any
218     > computer at the time that did multitasking. I think their tag line was
219     > like "One person. One computer. One Task." or something like. Those ads
220     > really tried to sell the distraction of multitasking. What a crazy time
221     > in technology.
222    
223     -P
224     Not as bad as telling us we are holding the phone wrong.
225    
226     [http://www.amiga.org/forums/showthread.php?t=72811]
227     %
228     > Simon Cooke wrote:
229     > *shrugs* I don’t recall ever hearing that the length of a word was CPU specific.
230    
231     I think I’m going to add this to my random signature collection.
232    
233     [https://blogs.msdn.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20050131-00/?p=36563]
234     %
235 root 1.446 Big congratulations to Acer, who used 55555555-5555-5555-5555-555555555555
236     for this in one of their db entries. Not only did they win the random
237     number generator lottery to get that, but also experienced a minimum
238     of 3 single bit errors, since the closest valid GUID to that is
239     55555555-5555-4555-9555-555555555555
240    
241     [https://blog.uncooperative.org/blog/2014/10/23/uefi-security-databases/]
242     %
243 root 1.445 Contrary to what Carrier says, it is not clear to me that Amy Frank or
244     anyone else accused him of sexual assault. Carrier’s lawsuit makes
245     the tenuous argument that Amy Frank implied sexual assault by using the
246     hashtag #sexualassault.
247    
248     [https://freethoughtblogs.com/atrivialknot/2017/01/04/i-liked-richard-carrier-past-tense/]
249     %
250 root 1.444 From: Linus Torvalds
251    
252     And yes, a large part of this may be that I no longer feel like I can
253     trust "init" to do the sane thing. You all presumably know why.
254    
255     [https://lkml.org/lkml/2017/7/6/577]
256     %
257     > How is the old way a problem?
258    
259     That's systemd in a nutshell (and pulseaudio too). Replace well-known
260     things that are not broken with something obscure and clunky that thinks
261     it's smarter than you.
262    
263     [https://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=9170111&cid=52207557]
264     %
265 root 1.443 Systemd is a cancer and it will keep spreading until the host is
266     dead. Just like cancer it's not malicious, it sincerely believes it knows
267     better than the healthy cells it's infecting, but that doesn't make it
268     less lethal.
269    
270     [https://linux.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=9552479&cid=52745591]
271     %
272 root 1.442 From: Richard Stallman
273    
274     [...]
275    
276     > then that sounds like a layering violation.
277    
278     The layering authority has no jurisdiction over GNU.
279     If this solution works, and nobody proposes a better one,
280     we won't let "layering" get in the way.
281     %
282 root 1.441 "Teyrnas Unedig Prydain Fawr a Gogledd Iwerddon" shortened to Teyrnas
283     "Unedig" or "Y Deyrnas Unedig" abbreviated "DU", or Rìoghachd Aonaichte
284     "Bhreatainn is Èireann a Tuath" shortened to Rìoghachd Aonaichte" are
285     "also now legal names for the UK.
286    
287     [Brian Inglis in 774ac519-ceb1-7c04-d2b5-2f2ed851cb61@SystematicSw.ab.ca]
288     %
289     From: Russ Allbery
290     To: tz@iana.org
291     Message-ID: <87h97n58bp.fsf@hope.eyrie.org>
292    
293     > Companies are unlikely to change their processes unless changes break
294     > existing processes (like the version change) or changes are documented
295     > in an RFC, which can be presented to SOx auditors and their ilk, to
296     > document and justify why they spent money and changed a process, along
297     > with the documentation on change impact including budget,
298     > authorizations, and the dozens of other side efforts of production
299     > changes, summarized above by DG as "That doesn’t work for everyone."
300    
301     A bit of a digression, but the way companies treat free software projects
302     and maintainers is a pet peeve of mine.
303    
304     It should be obvious that the only people a company can expect to follow
305     any of those rules are people the company is paying or otherwise has a
306     contractual relationship with that requires following those rules.
307     Otherwise, the company should be prepared to pay one of their employees to
308     jump through those hoops if they want those hoops jumped through.
309    
310     It's standard practice for companies who depend heavily on a free software
311     project to have an internal maintainer or advocate for that free software
312     project who will translate whatever the public maintainer does into the
313     form that the company needs to manage it internally, including maintaining
314     private branches as needed, pulling up unreleased patches as needed, and
315     adjusting for upstream changes that don't match the needs of the company
316     (or clearly advocating for compromises or modifications that work for the
317     entire community). This is a cost of doing business. My employer
318     certainly does this for free software we use. It's fairly normal.
319    
320     Some companies don't *want* to spend that money, and try to do it on the
321     cheap by not having that person or the mechanisms for importing free
322     software properly. A few of them then complain at the free software
323     maintainer when they run into problems. But those complaints should not
324     carry any more weight than the complaints of any other user, and should be
325     weighed against the work style, goals, and available time of the free
326     software maintainer. After all, the actor in this situation that has (by
327     far) the most resources and hence the most ability to adopt to changes,
328     whether they want to or not, is the company, not the free software
329     maintainer.
330     %
331 root 1.440 [About the Unicode CLDR (Common Locale Data Repository) project, specifically, timezone names]
332    
333     They also seem to think that abbreviations should be only used locally,
334     such as "BST" only being used by British English. One would think that if
335     an American was talking about DST in the UK they would also use the term
336     "BST", but no:
337     http://unicode.org/cldr/trac/ticket/8498
338     %
339     To: Time zone mailing list <tz@iana.org>
340     Subject: Re: [tz] Request regarding IANA update for Novosibirsk Time Zone
341    
342     Shruthi Venkataramanan -X (shruthve - WIPRO LIMITED at Cisco) wrote:
343     > When can we expect the updated version
344    
345     About three weeks ago.
346     %
347 root 1.439 [...] trying to make digital files uncopyable is like trying to make water
348     not wet. -- Bruce Schneier
349     %
350     [...] in order to be a good Christian one must first be a great hypocrite.
351    
352     [http://chatpilot-godisamyth.blogspot.de/2013/06/the-bible-is-nothing-but-hearsay.html]
353     %
354 root 1.438 Know that you suck, you suck so much that you suck the future you wich
355     was able to go back in time to suck you from the past. You are an
356     neverending paradoxial loop of suckage. Now suck the fuck off.
357    
358     [http://www.rpgcodex.net/forums/index.php?threads/vats-vs-rtwp.23266/page-2]
359     %
360     From: Random832 <random832@fastmail.com>
361    
362     Arthur David Olson <arthurdavidolson@gmail.com> writes:
363    
364     > From The Economist: "Why time may be running out for the leap second"
365     [http://www.economist.com/blogs/economist-explains/2015/11/economist-explains-4]
366    
367     | The first is simple, ancient and intuitive, and based on the rotation of
368     | the Earth, under which each complete rotation (or, equivalently, each of
369     | the Sun's apparent trips through the sky) counts as one day.
370    
371     Of course, these are actually not equivalent; they're different by a
372     full day per year.
373     %
374 root 1.437 Je n'ai fait celle-ci plus longue que parce que je n'ai pas eu le loisir
375     de la faire plus courte. -- Blaise Pascal, Provincial Letters : Letter XVI.
376     [I would have written a shorter letter, but I did not have the time.]
377     %
378     File names are infinite in length where infinity is set to 255 characters.
379     -- Peter Collinson, "The Unix File System"
380     %
381     Over the past 20 years - its never been a question of the "perfect
382     storage media vendor" - its been a question of "who has screwed
383     me - lately?".
384     -- JSS, former Amiga HW Engineer, Rework tech of 400,000 defective
385     Seagate HDD's, Class of '94.
386    
387     [http://hardware.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1095235&cid=26492885]
388     %
389     I also proposed making malloc(0) perfectly fine, since zero is a perfectly
390     fine value. I also, in the same letter, proposed making zero-sized
391     arrays legal, mostly so you could do the extend-the-struct trick for a
392     variable-sized array as the last field of the struct.
393    
394     I got two letters back as answer to my one. #1: Malloc(0) shouldn't work
395     because zero-sized arrays don't work. #2: Zero-sized arrays shouldn't work
396     because malloc(0) doesn't work. Well played, ANSI C committee, and may
397     your lives be a living hell.
398    
399     [Rob Pike in https://code.google.com/p/go/issues/detail?id=4142#c2]
400     %
401 root 1.436 Using a screwdriver was not a normal part of the experimental protocol.
402     [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Louis_Slotin#Criticality_accident]
403     %
404     Newbie: Hi. I've been using Lisp for about half a year now, programming
405     for three years. I discovered this group and wondered if you could help me
406     out with a problem I'm having?
407    
408     Smug: Hi! Always glad to have new blood. Sure thing, just ask.
409    
410     Snide: Heya New! You bet, ask anything and we'll try to help.
411    
412     Newbie: Okay, I'm trying to filter a list, something like Perl's grep. I
413     want to set up a predicate and have the new list be only those elements
414     from the old list that satisfy it. I know there's some standard idiom for
415     doing this, I just can't find it anywhere...
416    
417     Smug: Perl's grep was inspired by Lisp's higher-order functions, you know. :)
418    
419     Newbie: Oh, cool. :)
420    
421     Smug: But it's inferior since it has balky syntax.
422    
423     Snide: You can do it with (mapcan (lambda (item) (when (predicate item) (list item))) list).
424     [http://c2.com/]
425     %
426     Unfortunately a Russian spy stole the last meg of a LISP program for
427     controlling our nuclear defense systems. Fortunately, it was all
428     right-parenthesis.
429     [http://c2.com/cgi/wiki?WhyWeHateLisp]
430     %
431     Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of
432     yourself?
433     Software development is the career for you!
434    
435     [https://twitter.com/Loh/status/411282297816498176]
436     %
437 root 1.435 [...] undisguised clarity is easily mistaken for arrogance.
438     -- Richard Dawkins
439     %
440     There are many choices of elliptic-curve signature systems. The standard
441     choice, ECDSA, is reasonable if you don't care about simplicity, speed,
442     and security.
443    
444     [http://blog.cr.yp.to/20140323-ecdsa.html]
445     %
446     [In answer to: "Is the NSA aware of any weaknesses in the DES or the DSS? The RSA?"]
447    
448     We are unaware of any weaknesses in the DES or the DSS when properly implemented and
449     used for the purposes for which they both are designed.
450     -— National Security Agency, June 1992
451     %
452     In the past decade there have been many attacks against TLS. With the
453     exception of CRIME, not one of them relied on any results that were not
454     known at the time the TLS 1.0 standard was being written. [...] Every time
455     this standards group has had a choice to make regarding cryptography,
456     they have made the wrong one. [...] Were TLS to be submitted by an
457     undergraduate as a solution to this problem it would earn an F.
458    
459     [http://www.ietf.org/mail-archive/web/tls/current/msg10598.html]
460     %
461     tiny hsv2rgb
462     float3 h2r(float h,float s,float v){return lerp(saturate((abs(frac(h+float3(1,2,3)/3)*6-3)-1)),1,s)*v;}
463    
464     vec3 hsv(float h,float s,float v) {
465     return mix(vec3(1.),clamp((abs(fract(h+vec3(3.,2.,1.)/3.)*6.-3.)-1.),0.,1.),s)*v;
466     }
467     %
468     Haha, no FPS counter but rather a "Next frame"-button :)
469     Only Java makes it possible!
470    
471     [http://www.pouet.net/topic.php?which=7920&page=1]
472     %
473     'sth is poettering' means it acts invasive, possessive, destructive, and
474     generally in an egocentric exacerbating negative way. ``this cancer is
475     extremely poettering''
476     %
477     "There is no use in arguing with a man who can multiply anything by the square root of minus 1."
478     -- Pirates of Venus, Edgar Rice Burroughs
479     %
480     "I drank what?!"
481     -- Socrates
482     %
483     It would be bad for OpenPGP to have a standard that could not be
484     implemented on light bulbs (I used to say cell phones, but they're now
485     400MHz devices), forcing the light bulb people to use something else.
486    
487     Jon Callas in
488     http://www.imc.org/ietf-openpgp/mail-archive/msg06396.html
489     %
490     "If you have four groups working on a compiler, you'll get a 4-pass compiler."
491     -- Conway's Law
492     %
493     The mac version doesn't work on older versions of the operating system
494     (this is part of Apple's planned obsolescence hellhole; the latest version
495     of xcode won't build for older systems but I'm forced to update to it
496     because the older ones won't build for newer systems and I've been forced
497     to update the operating system on my ipad so UGH; basically I have to
498     have multiple xcode versions installed and I really can't be bothered
499     untangling this mess right now so).
500    
501     [http://mightyvision.blogspot.de/2013/03/7drl-success-86856527.html]
502     %
503     Option "NoPM" "boolean"
504     Disables something to do with power management events. Default: PM
505     enabled on platforms that support it.
506     [xorg.conf(5)]
507     %
508     > Yes, this would be something _in addition_ to what the FSF does.
509     > Grant money could be used to hire one or two fresh graduates that
510     > would work on code.
511    
512     Graduates in which discipline? Computer science? This sounds to me
513     like the idea to hire one or two fresh graduates in English literature
514     and language with the idea to let them start writing novels.
515     [87liaj740v.fsf@fencepost.gnu.org]
516     %
517 root 1.434 [and that's why I don't support gentoo anymore]
518     As with Francois, I used to use ccache for recompiling packages that
519     hadn’t finished the first time — but for a different reason. At
520     the time, I had overrated memory, and a BIOS without a memory clock
521     option. The system was generally fine, but once in awhile would scramble
522     a memory transfer enough to cause a crash. CCache was a LOT of help in
523     that instance, as it’s what allowed me to even install Gentoo at all —
524     there’s no way I could have gotten thru gcc, (monolitic) X, glibc, or
525     the then unsplit KDE compiles, without it.
526     %
527     Kay, you are so full of sh*t that it's not funny. You're refusing to
528     acknowledge your bugs, you refuse to fix them even when a patch is
529     sent to you, and then you make excuses for the fact that we have to
530     work around *your* bugs, and say that we should have done so from the
531     very beginning.
532     [Linus in http://article.gmane.org/gmane.linux.kernel/1369384]
533     %
534     systemd creates user session information in
535     /run/user/$user . I brought up with lennart the fact that this would
536     only permit one session per user. He rejected out of hand the fact
537     that more than one session would ever be needed, because Gnome only
538     allowed one session per user.
539     [http://lists.debian.org/debian-devel/2012/04/msg00751.html]
540     %
541 root 1.433 > Mailman archives! IIRC Heiko mentioned that there are more disputes
542     > about Lennart Poettering and his software on ALL mailing lists, than
543     > about anything else.
544     >
545     > Why is it like that?
546    
547     Probably because he has all the arrogance of DJB but none of the skill.
548    
549     [http://permalink.gmane.org/gmane.linux.arch.general/44574]
550     %
551     [from a discussion about GNOME 3 "branding" mentality]
552    
553     >> However, there are a number of serious problems:
554     >>
555     >> 1. Extensions break with every release. As Paolo said earlier, "This is
556     >> simply the result of not (yet) having a defined extension API." Yet this is
557     >> also part of the design: extensions specify versions of gnome-shell they
558     >> work with, so are trivially broken by new versions even if they might work.
559     >
560     > I don't think you understand well why this was designed this way.
561    
562     That's the sort of thing people say to the judge of a serial killer.
563     The reasons don't matter for calling the results terrible.
564     %
565     (partial) Beaufort Table
566     Name # km/h (min) m/s (min)
567     Calm 0 0 0
568     Light Air 1 1.1 0.3
569     Light Breeze 2 5.6 1.6
570     Gentle Breeze 3 12 3.4
571     Moderate Breeze 4 20 5.5
572     Fresh Breeze 5 29 8
573     Strong Breeze 6 39 10.8
574     Moderate Gale 7 50 13.9
575     Fresh Gale 8 62 17.2
576     Strong Gale 9 75 20.8
577     %
578     "I have an open mind (I did consider voting liberal democrat once)."
579     - random imdb forum quote excerpt
580     %
581     "Multiple exclamation marks," he went on, shaking his head, "are a sure
582     sign of a diseased mind." [Terry Pratchett]
583     %
584     The butcher who kills the baby to see how it comes apart did choose his
585     profession because of his sensitive soul. He chose it because death and
586     suffering, blood and gore, appeal to him. Dismembering the baby was always
587     on the cards.
588     %
589     [random comment from amule sources]
590     // trust noone ;-)
591     // lol, useless comment but made me lmao
592     // wtf you guys are weird.
593     %
594 root 1.432 Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
595     - Kin Hubbard
596     %
597     [random .sig]
598     I'm a muslim.
599    
600     No I won't email you a bomb if you tick me off, but only because I don't know how to.
601     %
602     [...] don't do a double-take if you cuss in front of a woman. If she's read any
603     of the kernel code (notably arch/sparc/), she's heard of the word "fuck"
604     before.
605    
606     [Encourage-Women-Linux-HOWTO]
607     %
608     <imho>
609    
610     BASIC - fun! (For small programs at least.)
611     Smalltalk - fun! (Until you have to interact with anything else.)
612     Lisp - fun! (Until your eyeballs fall out from looking at too many parentheses.)
613     Arduino sketches - fun! (As long as they fit on one page.)
614    
615     ObjC - sort of fun...once you understand 200 Cocoa classes.
616     Java - public static void not fun.
617     C++ - definitely not fun. STL seems like it should be fun but it isn't.
618     C - usually not fun.
619    
620     What about modern scripting languages?
621    
622     JavaScript - sort of fun! Until you have to deal with the DOM or various not-fun frameworks.
623     Ruby - fun! Until you try to do something with Rails.
624     Python - fun! Until you try to write a GUI app.
625    
626     </imho>
627    
628     [http://arstechnica.com/apple/2012/05/25-years-of-hypercard-the-missing-link-to-the-web/2/]
629     %
630     "Die deutschen Zensoren------------------- --------------------------
631     Dummköpfe-------- -------------------------------------------"
632     %
633    
634     * GFX_IS_DISPLAY_MODE_SUPPORTED
635     *
636     * This routine sets the specified display mode.
637    
638     n = n%2 ? n : ++n;
639     [plan9, /sys/src/cmd/eqn/paren.c]
640     %
641     # The user is always right.
642     if test "${PATH_SEPARATOR+set}" != set; then
643     [autoconf]
644     %
645     from linux-2.6.37/fs/fcntl.c:
646    
647     /*
648     * We need to detect attempts to do dup2() over allocated but still
649     * not finished descriptor. NB: OpenBSD avoids that at the price of
650     * extra work in their equivalent of fget() - they insert struct
651     * file immediately after grabbing descriptor, mark it larval if
652     * more work (e.g. actual opening) is needed and make sure that
653     * fget() treats larval files as absent. Potentially interesting,
654     * but while extra work in fget() is trivial, locking implications
655     * and amount of surgery on open()-related paths in VFS are not.
656     * FreeBSD fails with -EBADF in the same situation, NetBSD "solution"
657     * deadlocks in rather amusing ways, AFAICS. All of that is out of
658     * scope of POSIX or SUS, since neither considers shared descriptor
659     * tables and this condition does not arise without those.
660     */
661     %
662     Taken straight out of lilo... This way of intermixing case with if (0)
663     was new to me:
664    
665     switch(c)
666     {
667     case 'x': base=16; type |= 4; if(0) {
668     case 'o': base= 8; type |= 4; } if(0) {
669     case 'u': base=10; type |= 4; } if(0) {
670     case 'd': base=-10; }
671     switch(type)
672     {
673     case 0: val=va_arg(ap, short); break;
674     case 1: val=va_arg(ap, int); break;
675     case 2: val=va_arg(ap, long); break;
676     case 4: val=va_arg(ap, unsigned short); break;
677     case 5: val=va_arg(ap, unsigned int); break;
678     case 6: val=va_arg(ap, unsigned long); break;
679     default:val=0; break;
680     }
681     cp = __numout(val,base);
682     if(0) {
683     case 's':
684     cp=va_arg(ap, char *);
685     }
686     %
687     Also, it is not true that UTC-1 is THE civilian time scale. While it
688     is certainly one, physical seconds are as enshrined in law as UTC
689     timestamps. Try arguing that you weren't caught speeding at midnight
690     at the end of the year because the calculation should have used an
691     extra second and see how far you get :-)
692     [Nick Maclaren, in <8ta60d$aq6$1@pegasus.csx.cam.ac.uk>]
693     %
694     > > Actually it's not fully backward compatible. As I was just reminded, the
695     > > libc `sync' function, which is what the fileutils sync uses (sync is in
696     > > fileutils, not sh-utils), is backward-compatible and thus not synchronous
697     > > (it passes a zero wait flag in file_syncfs).
698     >
699     > Hmm. Hurd sync should use the libc sync function too; it should not
700     > set the wait flag. If it does, that's a bug.
701    
702     It must be a confusing feature, because the code was written by the
703     infamous Michael I. Bushnell (may he rest in peace), who did not write bugs.
704    
705     [from a random discussion about hurd, 199901032206.RAA27962@baalperazim.frob.com]
706     %
707     It is immediately apparent from these figures that moving-arm disks
708     should never be used, neither for paging applications nor for any other
709     heavy-traffic auxiliary memory applications.
710    
711     Peter J. Denning -- Virtual Memory (1970)
712    
713     http://portal.acm.org/ft_gateway.cfm?id=356573&type=pdf&coll=portal&dl=ACM&CFID=15151515&CFTOKEN=6184618
714     %
715     (i was impatient to bikeshed with diego on code indenting... btw this
716     whole indentation rules/enforcement should gone, it's nonsense, i dont
717     know any coder who uses consistent indentation over all his code... only
718     beginner programmers do, sometimes. if anyone wants to read the code in
719     nice indentation, he can anytime run a code formatter with his favourite
720     settings)
721    
722     http://lists.mplayerhq.hu/pipermail/ffmpeg-devel/2011-January/104674.html
723     %
724     How do I deal with memory leaks?
725    
726     By writing code that doesn't have any. [...]
727    
728     [From Bjarne Stroustrup's C++ Style and Technique FAQ]
729     %
730     This kind of arguments doesn't really make sense for Fedora. We should
731     ship the best implementation, not the most "tried and true" one.
732    
733     http://www.devheads.net/linux/fedora/development/libjpeg-f14.htm
734     %
735     The situation in the US: If you do anything before 2067 to preserve the
736     recording on a wax-cylinder from 1895, the terrorists win. Do you really
737     hate hard-working American families that much? Thank God Senator Orrin
738     Hatch and the RIAA love America's children more than you do.
739    
740     The situation in Europe: Sound recordings up to 1960 are already in the
741     public domain. The terrorists have won. Our only hope of restoring the
742     justice of eternal and infinite copyright (and therefore saving our own
743     children's lives!) lies in the selfless efforts of the likes of Bono and
744     Cliff Richard, as they cry all the way to the bank about artists not being
745     rewarded for their creativity.
746    
747     Let's hope that by the time you finish reading this sentence, copyright
748     will have been extended another 99 years... you know, to justly compensate
749     that bloke sitting by a mic in 1895. If he'd thought that in 2066
750     librarians would be able to copy his recording without his permission, he
751     would never have made it in the first place.
752    
753     http://www.slyck.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=52573
754     %
755     "I recommend you to learn English in hope that you in
756     future understand things" -- Jörg Schilling
757     %
758     Nobody has bought freaking 160GB of music from the iTunes store. I figured
759     it out once, conservatively it was like $53,000 of music. And yet somehow
760     Apple has managed to sell tens of millions of iPods with up to 160GB
761     capacity, and even the smaller iPods would cost many thousands of dollars
762     to fill from the iTunes store. The iPod was worthwhile because of piracy.
763    
764     http://arstechnica.com/business/news/2010/09/intels-walled-garden-plan-to-put-av-vendors-out-of-business.ars?comments=1#comment-20806800
765     %
766     "I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians.
767     Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."
768     - Mohandas Gandhi
769     %
770     "And so I believe today that my conduct is in accordance with the will of
771     the Almighty Creator. In standing guard against the Jew I am defending the
772     handiwork of the Lord."
773     - Adolf Hitler "Mein Kampf" Vol. I, chapter 2, Murphy Ed. (p. 46)
774     %
775     Scientific Scrutiny and Disclosure
776    
777     I was wondering how anyone possibly could conclude from this exchange that
778     Lenski was hiding something. I came to the conclusion that some people
779     must not understand how scientific scrutiny works. I wrote a guide.
780    
781     Scientific scrutiny works like this:
782     Scientist A publishes results.
783    
784     Scientist B: A, I tried duplicating your experiment, but parameters x, y,
785     and z that I need were not in your article. I need you to disclose to me
786     x, y, and z that you used at the time. What are they?
787    
788     A: x, y, and z are such and such.
789     B: Using x, y, and z, my result doesn't agree with yours at all. Are you
790     sure you did the procedures that you claimed?
791     A: ...
792     B: You fraud!
793    
794     Scientific scrutiny does not work like this:
795    
796     A publishes results.
797    
798     B: I have Generic Skepticism toward your article. Under code viii of the
799     Publication Criteria, I demand that you give me all of your data!
800     A: ... ok...? It seems that everything you would need is already in the
801     article. Did you have something specific in mind?
802     B: A has refused to attach all data he has ever used for the
803     experiment. He is withholding information and thus hiding something.
804    
805     -- Carafe 01:42, 15 June 2008 (EDT)
806     [http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Conservapedia:Lenski_affair_talk_1]
807     %
808     [regarding sites requesting visitors to allow advertisements and not block
809     them because they need the money to operate]
810    
811     "The readers are not the customer. The customer is the advertiser, and the
812     readers are the product which that website promises to deliver. But the
813     readers, being the product and not the customer, have no obligation to the
814     site or its bottom line."
815     %
816     "..but a short time elapsed after the death of the great reformer of
817     the Jewish religion before his principles were departed from by those
818     who professed to be his special servants, & perverted into an engine for
819     enslaving mankind, and aggrandizing their oppressors in church & state:
820     that the purest system of morals ever before preached to man has been
821     adulterated & sophisticated, by artificial constructions, into a mere
822     contrivance to filch wealth & power to themselves, that rational men not
823     being able to swallow their impious heresies, in order to force them down
824     their throats, they raise the hue & cry of infidelity, while themselves
825     are the greatest obstacles to the advancement of the real doctrines of
826     Jesus, and do in fact constitute the real Anti-Christ."
827     – Thomas Jefferson to William Baldwin, 19 January 1810 (draft – never sent)
828     %
829     Ignorance is the state of not having the data.
830    
831     Idiocy is the state of having the data, but not being able to process it.
832    
833     Willful ignorance is the state of censoring out all data you don’t want to hear.
834     %
835     ["only those parts in the bible I like are authentic"]
836    
837     >>>> but doesn't the Christian bible explicitly support slavery, genocide,
838     >>>> and the beating of children?
839     >>>
840     >>> Subjugation of women...
841     >>
842     >> "doesn't the Christian bible explicitly support ..." Only for bible
843     >> literalists and those who ignore what Jesus himself taught. By all
844     >> means call out any religious person who is acting immorally but try to
845     >> understand that the rest of us who are trying to follow the Way as best
846     >> as we can don't usually have the clout to wrestle the Falwells and the
847     >> Robertsons and their ilk to the ground. If we can agree on that, then,
848     >> shake partner.
849     >
850     > Ever read Matthew 5:31-32? Jesus said it and taught it.
851     >
852     > He says my wife is an adultress since she divorced her 1st husband all
853     > on account of her not taking his punches and kicks with good-natured
854     > humor. That "pearl of wisdom" also says that I'm an adulterer for
855     > choosing to spend the rest of my life with her.
856     >
857    
858     As written, it seems pretty clear. Until you remember the book of matthew
859     was written decades after Jesus's death based on memories and oral
860     traditions, not to mention translation inaccuracies and ulterior motives
861     of the writers. No one really knows what Jesus really said or what he
862     really meant. It could all be wildly inacurrate. I think the fault is in
863     those who would use those words to justify their shabby treatment of you
864     and your wife.
865     %
866     Atheists care about religion for the same reason other people care about
867     cancer. If you aren't careful, it will kill you, and if you are, it could
868     still kill you. - arestheblue
869     %
870     Once upon a time there was the CAT working group whose name was an
871     abbreviation for "Common Authentication Technology". It produced IETF
872     specifications for GSS-API.
873    
874     It was succeeded by the kitten working group, which has been working on
875     the next-generation GSS-API specifications.
876    
877     There is now a proposal for a MOGGIES working group, which will work on
878     Mechanisms Of Generating Generically Interoperable & Effective Security.
879    
880     [http://fanf.livejournal.com/?style=mine]
881     %
882     [from the minix 3 users guide]
883    
884     ELLE is a simple and clear text editor (once you've figured out the key commands).
885     %
886     [Tips how to deal with complaints when running TOR exit nodes]
887    
888     During the conversation make sure you explain a few points:
889     [...]
890     You are not insane. You may be insane, but we don't want the
891     complaintant to guess this is true.
892     %
893     "One of my most productive days was throwing away 1000 lines of code."
894     - Ken Thompson.
895     %
896     http://web.syllable.org/news/2010-01-01-16-50-Math-Project-released.html
897    
898     "Scientific calculations are becoming a reality in Syllable"
899    
900     Dunning-Kruger at its best - the tool that "carries Syllable to
901     universities" can calculate sine and cosine values of integer inputs...
902     source code excerpt:
903    
904     int sn()
905     {
906     char pwr;
907    
908     int input1 = 0;
909     double output1 = 0;
910    
911     system("clear");
912     cout<<"This is the Sin() calculator, please enter a number"<<endl;
913     cin>>input1;
914     output1 = (sin(input1));
915     cout<<"Sin() of"<< input1<<" is: "<<output1<<endl;
916     cout<<"Please press 'a' for recalculate or 'm' to return to main menu"<<endl;
917     cin>>pwr;
918     if(pwr == 'a')
919     sq();
920     if(pwr == 'm')
921     system("pause");
922    
923     }
924     %
925     It allows a web browser and a web server to have a persistent, two-way
926     full-duplex connection using just one TCP connection.
927    
928     [mind-boggling, they provide TCP features with just TCP!!!11]
929    
930     http://web.syllable.org/news/2010-01-02-22-16-WebSockets-for-Cheyenne-web-server.html
931     %
932     From the "my window manager is boiling bullshit, so you have to fix your
933     app for me" department:
934    
935     From: Evan LeCompte
936    
937     Myself and many other members of the Archlinux community (and anyone using
938     Linux with a tiling window manager for that matter) humbly beg you (the
939     developers) for a single-windowed version of GIMP.
940     %
941     "I will give you credit for having balls. In spite of your comments being
942     a PR ploy based on biased views, you consistently imply that we're just
943     indulging in a PR ploy based on biased views."
944    
945     http://tamino.wordpress.com/2009/07/24/old-news/
946     %
947     "We do believe we have a moral responsibility to keep porn off the iPhone ...
948     Folks who want porn can buy an Android phone"
949     – Steve Jobs[47]
950    
951     "We can’t adapt European magazines to the standards of Utah."
952     – Mathias Müller von Blumencron (editor of Der Spiegel, warning that
953     the news magazine would not alter its content for the App Store)
954     %
955     The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt.
956     -- William Shakespeare, "Love's Labour's Lost"
957     %
958     Subject: [Gimp-user] Completely off every imaginable topic;)
959     From: Patrick Horgan
960     Date: Sun, 17 Jan 2010 20:13:38 -0800
961     To: GIMP Users <gimp-user@lists.XCF.Berkeley.EDU>
962    
963     Have you ever noticed that people's progress in using, supporting,
964     writing bug reports for, and sometimes even developing for, writing
965     documentation for, or translating for open source software is paralleled
966     by their progress from top-posting to bottom posting to interlinear
967     posting, to intelligent elision with interlinear posting? I see it on
968     the gimp, and on other lists all the time.
969    
970     [...]
971     %
972 root 1.431 "Logic has made me hated among men"
973     — Peter Abelard
974     %
975     A man said to the universe:
976     "Sir I exist!"
977     "However," replied the universe,
978     "The fact has not created in me
979 root 1.432 A sense of obligation."
980     - Steven Crane
981 root 1.431 %
982     He who knows not and knows not that he knows not is a fool; avoid him.
983    
984     He who knows not and knows that he knows not is a student; teach him.
985    
986     He who knows and knows not that he knows is asleep; wake him.
987    
988     He who knows and knows that he knows is a wise man; follow him.
989    
990     – Sanskrit Saying
991     %
992     [anonymised discussion]
993     AGW-Denialist: ... blabla ... Karl Hopper ... blabla ... falsification ...
994     Scientist: Karl Hopper, eh? You're like the energizer bunny of wrong.
995     %
996     [http://www.opengl.org/registry/specs/NV/render_texture_rectangle.txt]
997    
998 root 1.432 Additions to the WGL Specification
999 root 1.431
1000     First, close your eyes and pretend that a WGL specification actually
1001     existed. Maybe if we all concentrate hard enough, one will magically
1002     appear.
1003     %
1004     "All opinions are not equal. Some are a very great deal more robust,
1005     sophisticated and well supported in logic and argument than others."
1006     - Douglas Adams
1007     %
1008     I like how whether a German is a "skinhead" or a "pussy", he's still considered a typical German.
1009     [http://www.rpgcodex.net/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=21884]
1010     %
1011     “A society that will trade a little liberty for a little order will
1012     lose both, and deserve neither” -- Thomas Jefferson
1013     %
1014     "This is a further proof of the skill of astronomers
1015     in fitting a straight line to a circle!"
1016     - footnote in "OUR BEST FRIEND, THE COMA CLUSTER"
1017     http://nedwww.ipac.caltech.edu/level5/Biviano/Biviano_contents.html
1018     %
1019     Am Grunde eines Problems sitzt immer ein Deutscher (Voltaire)
1020     %
1021     "I'm Prime Minister of Canada, I live here and I'm going to take a leak."
1022     - Lester Pearson in 1967, during a meeting between himself and
1023     President Lyndon Johnson, whose Secret Service detail had taken over
1024     Pearson's cottage retreat. At one point, a Johnson guard asked
1025     Pearson, "Who are you and where are you going?"
1026     %
1027     It's a known fact that not a single competent, experienced, skilled
1028     programmer in the world uses an IDE, nor has used one at any point in his
1029     or her career.
1030     [http://www.perlmonks.org/index.pl/?node_id=636318]
1031     %
1032     It was stated that WIMPs and MACHOs were in the category of particle known
1033     as "Fabricated Ad hoc Inventions Repeatedly Invoked in Efforts to Defend
1034     Untenable Scientific Theories" (FAIRIE DUST).
1035     %
1036     I LOVE YOU
1037     ["authentication succeeded" protocol token used by cvs pserver]
1038     %
1039     General consensus seems to be 2.6.18 is where the manure intersected with
1040     the air impeller.
1041    
1042     Alan Cox
1043     %
1044     "I'm being elitist: awesome 3 is designed for power users
1045     with a minimum computer science background."
1046     %
1047     From: Eric Sosman
1048     Newsgroups: comp.std.c
1049     Subject: Re: about graphics
1050    
1051     prince wrote:
1052     > how to get command over graphics in c language?
1053    
1054     #include <stdio.h>
1055     int main(void) {
1056     puts("graphics\rcommand");
1057     return 0;
1058     }
1059     %
1060     I tried the Vista speech recognition by running the tutorial. I was
1061     amazed, it was awesome, recognised every word I said. Then I said the
1062     wrong word ... and it typed the right one. It was actually just
1063     detecting a sound and printing the expected word! -- pbhj on /.
1064     %
1065     [Bodo Moeller in http://groups.google.com/group/sci.crypt/msg/e79e65ed9077d0ba]
1066    
1067     While the 2^128 step search talks a very long time indeed,
1068     it still is a constant-time attack.
1069     %
1070     "Verleumdung mußt Du frech betreiben, es wird schon etwas hängenbleiben!"
1071     -- Karl Joseph Simrock
1072     %
1073     From: David Damerell
1074    
1075     Quoting Epic Campaigns <NoS...@NoSpamMe.com>:
1076     >Because C# is case sensitive, you can use the same name with different
1077     >caps to make it different.
1078    
1079     Alternatively you could set your nose hair on fire, which will also be
1080     painful but will take less typing.
1081     %
1082     Well, I think comparing Common Lisp to Scheme is prima facie evidence
1083     of ill will, even if Common Lisp wins. It is somewhat like a supposed
1084     compliment like "man, you are even smarter than George W. Bush".
1085    
1086     Erik Naggum in 3231422371368070@naggum.net
1087     %
1088     From: Hans-Jürgen Koch
1089    
1090     > The GPL places additional restrictions on code. It is therefore less
1091     > free than the BSD.
1092     >
1093     > Free code + restrictions = non-free code.
1094    
1095     The legal restriction that people must not enter your house uninvited
1096     by smashing the door adds to your freedom, don't you think so?
1097     %
1098     [C++ doesn't have the monopoly on hard-to-read diagnostics]
1099    
1100     State.xs:1927: warning: passing argument 2 of ‘(void (*)(struct CoroSLF *, struct CV *,
1101     struct SV **, int))gv->sv_u.svu_gp->gp_cv->sv_any->xcv_start_u.xcv_xsubany.any_ptr’
1102     from incompatible pointer type
1103     State.xs:1927: warning: passing argument 3 of ‘(void (*)(struct CoroSLF *, struct CV *,
1104     struct SV **, int))gv->sv_u.svu_gp->gp_cv->sv_any->xcv_start_u.xcv_xsubany.any_ptr’
1105     makes pointer from integer without a cast
1106     State.xs:1927: error: too few arguments to function ‘(void (*)(struct CoroSLF *,
1107     struct CV *, struct SV **, int))gv->sv_u.svu_gp->gp_cv->sv_any->xcv_start_u.xcv_xsubany.any_ptr’
1108     %
1109     The idea that governments have rights is absurd. People have rights. The
1110     people have delegated certain tasks to government for their own
1111     convenience, and have accepted limits on some minimal subset of their
1112     rights so that society can best protect the rest. Note that "society" is
1113     not the same as "the government"; the government is just a mechanism used
1114     by society to accomplish certain specific things.
1115    
1116     [Chandon Seldon]
1117     %
1118     [Wikipedia]
1119     Differences between vi and Emacs
1120    
1121     The neutrality of this article is disputed.
1122     %
1123     [lost the reference]
1124     Remember that openssl is generally the upper
1125     bound on how difficult a library can be to use.
1126     %
1127     "Because dwm is customized through editing its source code, it's pointless
1128     to make binary packages of it. This keeps its userbase small and
1129     elitist. No novices asking stupid questions."
1130     %
1131     [aol 4tw, messages are edited for readability]
1132    
1133     Subject: Re: fcrack help
1134     From: puezalb024@aol.com
1135     Date: Mon, 03 Nov 2008 19:27:46 -0500
1136     To: schmorp@schmorp.de
1137     X-Mailer: AOL Webmail 39598-STANDARD
1138    
1139     well how about making the manual more accessable u fukin cumtwat. take
1140     ur shitty software n shove it homo. this program sux anyway. i wouldnt
1141     have to read a manual if you actually knew how to create a good piece of a
1142     working program you stupid fuck. n let me tell you thats a good way to get
1143     your name out there or your software, just tel the customer their wrong,
1144     yeah, thatll work. may you rot in piss, if your head was on fire i would
1145     piss on your leg.
1146    
1147     ?????????????????????????????????? -my regards-
1148     maybe you should go to school and learn how to spell cuz who the fuck
1149     spells marK with a c? musta been a baby of a couple retards
1150    
1151     [then, a day later]
1152    
1153     Subject: Re: fcrack help
1154     From: puezalb024@aol.com
1155     Date: Tue, 04 Nov 2008 18:02:20 -0500
1156     To: schmorp@schmorp.de
1157     X-Mailer: AOL Webmail 39598-STANDARD
1158    
1159     just kno that your an idiot. dont be mad at me cuz your mommy n daddy cant
1160     aford to buy you aol, its not my problem. like anyone is going to read
1161     your stupid post anyway.. noone likes your program, how about you read the
1162     previous posts n then we'll see. so you just keep sitting in your basement
1163     all by your lonesome?wasting your time making useless software buddy, cuz
1164     quiet frankly i could give 2 shits. oh yeah if you plan on posting my
1165     response make sure you dont edit nothing and include ALL of my response u
1166     fucking nerd. why dont you put it on ur myspace as well, print up a couple
1167     copies n post em on your walls too buddy
1168    
1169    
1170     -----Original Message-----
1171     From: Marc Lehmann <schmorp@schmorp.de>
1172     To: puezalb024@aol.com
1173     Sent: Tue, 4 Nov 2008 2:17 am
1174     Subject: Re: fcrack help
1175    
1176    
1177    
1178     On Mon, Nov 03, 2008 at 07:27:46PM -0500, puezalb024@aol.com wrote:
1179 root 1.432 >
1180 root 1.431 > ?????????????????????????????????? -my regards-
1181    
1182     I was suspecting that aol users have, uhm, issues, but that's just hilarious :->
1183    
1184     Note that I will publish your response so other people can share the fun,
1185     I hope you don't object :)
1186     %
1187     >Dummerweise steht es auch in der Welt der Wunder Zeitschrift und die ist
1188     >dafür bekannt Fakten zu liefern.
1189    
1190     You made my day
1191     %
1192     [http://www.uwsg.iu.edu/hypermail/linux/kernel/0810.1/2945.html]
1193    
1194     Names are important. In fact, naming is often _more_ important than the
1195     implementation is. And that means that the implementation should follow
1196     the naming, or the implementation is wrong.
1197    
1198     Linus
1199     %
1200     The ultimate hipocrisy is when people send you mails like this:
1201    
1202     From: Christian Walde <mithaldu@yahoo.de>
1203    
1204     I'll be utterly blunt now and ask this in advance: Are you being an asshole on purpose? If so, please just stop reading now and ignore a person trying t ...
1205    
1206     [lots of kilobyte-sized single-line paragraphs omitted]
1207    
1208     As too many people send me top- and fully-quoted
1209     emails, here is a guide on how to be considerate
1210     when sending emails to other people:
1211     http://www.xs4all.nl/~hanb/documents/quotingguide.html
1212    
1213     [which states to not use more than, say, 72 columns per line]
1214    
1215     [mail quoted with permission btw.]
1216     %
1217     * k-god tries to think of the one mutt enhancement he'd like...
1218     <k-god> OK. Two. One: A backscratcher.
1219     <brendan> I believe muttng has one of those
1220     <k-god> Two: An implementation of the Internet Face Stab Protocol for MS Outlook lusers.
1221     <brendan> and I think outlook does that on its own :)
1222     %
1223     I had some issues though, functions like tmpfile() could only
1224     be used if run as administrator in windows.
1225    
1226     Nikos Mavrogiannopoulos <n.mavrogiannopoulos@gmail.com>
1227     %
1228     [on italy]
1229    
1230     #24. fallingstones - 08-10 03:51
1231    
1232     @youruncledarnell: First, sorry for my very bad English. Yes, the
1233     majority of Italians are totally idiot, otherwise the Prime Minister
1234     wouldn't be Silvio Berlusconi, and of course also the justice is not
1235     only politicized, but also spectacularized.
1236    
1237     Not only. We've the only nation in all EU having a State-controlled
1238     corporation on copyright (SIAE). This corporation have also hated
1239     by a lot of artists, Italian and foreigner, 'cause the division of
1240     funds is "strange". If some of you can understand a lot of Italian, I
1241     suggest viewing an old service on Italian TV program "Report" talking
1242     on SIAE. You can read and viewing it on this url (sorry for long url)
1243    
1244     http://www.report.rai.it/R2_popup_articolofoglia/0,7246,243%255E90082,00.html
1245    
1246     Our legislation on copyright is basically on a law of 1943, approved
1247     during WWII by fascism and signed by the king. We're a Republic since
1248     1948 and our Costitution dislike fascism, but we've conserved all laws
1249     from fascism period.
1250    
1251     We don't admit officially other copyright licenses, like GPL or CC,
1252     cause "legally" every creation would be registered in SIAE, giving to
1253     them all rights (also rights of persecuting uses not authorized). An
1254     author of a song can't authorize itself a pianist for playing his
1255     song. If the song is registered in SIAE (and if isn't, isn't legally
1256     created, and the author isn't recognized) the pianist MUST pay the
1257     royalties, that eventually will be refunded to him by the author (if
1258     they are accorded) when, after a lot of MONTHS, he receive it from
1259     SIAE.
1260    
1261     We've also some laws against Freedom of Speech, for example our penal
1262     code include apology law, that pratically means you can't say why
1263     you consider wrong a penal law. People can ask (with a lot of signs)
1264     elections for deleting a law, but not for a penal law, or better can't
1265     explain why that law it's wrong and would be deleted. If you can't
1266     explain, you'll obviously will not found never other people signing
1267     your petition (and you need at least 500, and with a REAL signs, not
1268     electronic ones
1269    
1270     #25. fallingstones - 08-10 03:52
1271    
1272     Then, only parties have sufficient funds for these things, and we
1273     don't have a party sufficiently interested in freedom of speech
1274     (on internet and not). 'Cause limiting Freedom of Speech included
1275     CONTROL. We've the last western country in Freedom of Speech (at least
1276     based on Freedomhouse annual statistic), the only "Partly Free" in
1277     western country.
1278    
1279     I'm so sorry for being Italian, for our very stupid justice, for our
1280     very bad country laws and on all for our very stupid prime minister,
1281     but trust me, I can assure you we don't be ALL so stupid. In last
1282     elections, with an absurd law on elections, other parties have been
1283     deleted from parliament. Now we've only two main coalitions, the
1284     Berlusconi's one and the Veltroni's one. All of them have approved
1285     laws against freedom on internet, and generally against technology
1286     innovations. For these reason, all the last governments are fascists,
1287     also the governments of "center-left".
1288    
1289     Again, sorry you and all for my bad English. I hope you can understand.
1290    
1291     If I can, I suggest Brokep creating a guide for using TOR, a little
1292     great program (and it's free) for surfing the net anonymously and
1293     without any restriction.
1294    
1295     Brokep and all TPB staff, go forward forever. You're my personal myth,
1296     and the hope that good people using brain like you exists into the
1297     world.
1298    
1299     Long life to the Bay, forever.
1300     Sorry for the long message and sorry if I'm using TOR, I hope you understand.
1301     Thank you for reading.
1302     %
1303     > > don't even attempt to compare the nvidia driver support to ati's craptacular drivers.
1304     >
1305     > don't even attempt to post a useful comment
1306    
1307     How very ironic.
1308     %
1309     With or without religion, we would have good people doing good things and
1310     evil people doing evil things. But for good people to do evil things, that
1311     takes religion."
1312    
1313     --Steve Weinberg
1314     %
1315     http://xinutec.org/~pippijn/en/why-not-use_java.xhtml
1316     %
1317     [Kurt Roecks on his change that had totally broken openssl for two years in debian]
1318     [Folks, fix valgrind bugs in your code, not in other people's code,]
1319     [if you don't understand how valgrind works]
1320    
1321     "I've ran all the regression test thru valgrind, using the memset()
1322     solves most of those. As far as I know, commenting out those 2 calls
1323     solved all the warnings valgrind reported."
1324     %
1325     [From: "H.Merijn Brand"]
1326     The more I (have to) work with java, the more I am convinced perl is
1327     the right tool for me.
1328     %
1329     [deliantra]
1330     02:58:42 [Kyle] my summoned pets ate my rod of show invisible
1331     %
1332     I pretend to work because the Soviet government pretends to pay me.
1333     %
1334     cerebro ~# fuser -km /wd_old
1335     /wd_old: 5270c 12266c 12274c 12275
1336     Suddenly the Dungeon collapses!! - You die...
1337     %
1338     From the CFA633 datasheet:
1339    
1340     * Do not eat the LCD panel.
1341     %
1342     >> Well, in German there is no "sports" but just "Sport".
1343     >> So by that little S at the end of sports, you could tell it's English.
1344    
1345     It's the same in English as it is in German; the little S at the end
1346     actually tells you it's *American*.
1347     %
1348     [better do not hire this programmer]
1349     From: Tony Jackson <tj76351@gmail.com>
1350     Newsgroups: comp.lang.c
1351     Subject: Avoiding dereference of NULL pointer
1352    
1353     Hi
1354    
1355     I'm quite new to C programming - I have more of a Java background: maybe
1356     someone here can advise me.
1357    
1358     I'm nearly finishing a little program but it has some hard-to-find bugs
1359     that basically lead to a couple pointers sometimes being NULL at the
1360     wrong time. As it stands the program just bombs out when it tries to
1361     dereference the NULL, which obviously isn't good (especially when it
1362     happens with the customer looking on!!).
1363    
1364     I don't think there's any serious problem to worry about, and what I'd
1365     like to do is be able to ignore the dereference attempt and just carry
1366     on - probably the next time round the loop the pointer will be OK. In
1367     Java, I'd put a try block around the main loop, and if we catch an
1368     exception then just jump back to the start of the main loop. What's the
1369     corresponding thing in C?
1370    
1371     Thanks!
1372     %
1373     [from mozilla 1.7b sources]
1374    
1375     // See bug 53763.
1376     nsCOMPtr<nsIViewManager> kungFuDeathGrip;
1377     nsIPresShell *shell = doc->GetShellAt(0);
1378     if (shell) {
1379     kungFuDeathGrip = shell->GetViewManager();
1380     %
1381     [the beginning, and most common codepath, of getpid() on my linux 2.6
1382     amd64 box in a program using glibc 2.3's pthreads. thats fucking cool]
1383    
1384     0x000000300049af30 <getpid+0>: mov %fs:0x94,%edx
1385     0x000000300049af38 <getpid+8>: cmp $0x0,%edx
1386     0x000000300049af3b <getpid+11>: mov %edx,%eax
1387     0x000000300049af3d <getpid+13>: jle 0x300049af41 <getpid+17>
1388     0x000000300049af3f <getpid+15>: repz retq
1389     %
1390     (A lot of this OPM stuff seems to come straight from the twilight
1391     zone. It's normal to have error codes indicating that there was a disk
1392     error or that a network packet got garbled, but I'm sure Windows Vista
1393     must be the first OS in history to have error codes for things like
1394     “display quality too high”).
1395    
1396     [http://www.cs.auckland.ac.nz/~pgut001/pubs/vista_cost.html]
1397     %
1398     Subject: Re: The right answer of -1^2 is?
1399    
1400 root 1.432 > I don't think there's a real Right Way here other than reintroducing a
1401 root 1.431 > mechanism for explicitly signaling the grouping. Maybe parentheses? ;)
1402    
1403     Nah. Use whitespace, like Fortress. Then you can distinguish between
1404    
1405     x / y * z
1406    
1407     and
1408    
1409     x / y * z
1410    
1411     That'll *never* cause problems, right? :)
1412    
1413     (To be fair, I like Fortress. However, it did have some, er, unique
1414     design decisions.)
1415     %
1416     endergt:
1417     > snoofle:
1418     > > Every system (*nix, PC's, etc.) has a hex
1419     > > editor with a string-search capability - really not that hard if
1420     > > you understand what you are doing...
1421     >
1422 root 1.432 > Out of curiosity - what is the hex editor on a default Windows installation?
1423 root 1.431
1424 root 1.432 debug
1425 root 1.431 %
1426     C# is for people who want to have one arm strapped behind their back because it reduces the probability of making a mistake by 50%.
1427    
1428     Java is for people who prefer to have the arm chopped off.
1429     %
1430     Steve Loughran: "The EU interop laws often come up in discussion, and they
1431     are interesting. They say that you are allowed to do reverse engineering
1432     for hardware interop. Not software: hardware."
1433    
1434     Not sure what you're talking about, but Council Directive 91/250/EEC seems
1435     pretty clear to me (or as clear as legal texts can be to me...): "Article
1436     6 Decompilation
1437    
1438     1. The authorization of the rightholder shall not be required where
1439     reproduction of the code and translation of its form within the meaning
1440     of Article 4 (a) and (b) are indispensable to obtain the information
1441     necessary to achieve the interoperability of an independently created
1442     computer program with other programs, provided that the following
1443     conditions are met: [...]"
1444     %
1445     http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/
1446     %
1447     Why Linux Sux ?
1448    
1449     Easy .
1450     Security : most hackable operating systems are unix based .
1451     Portability : try installing unix on cutting edge hardware . bad luck it won`t work . install windows (the oldest) on any ... it will .
1452     Help : try get help for linux . after exploring tons of sites and forums the help you got is useless . for windows you just call them .
1453     Applications : we all know there are more and more on windows . linux will probably never get so many .
1454     GUI : we know how customisable is the windows gui . and how stable .
1455     Gaming : ...anyone got an ideea of a linux game that is really cool ?
1456     Cost : install linux as server ... it is free no ? but you have to pay a sysadmin . or learn a lot . buy a lot of books . using windows ... just click next . if you are not dumb you might make it secure too (reading help does HELP! ) .
1457     Virus : due to the fact that windows is so flexible it is logcal to have viruses . afterall the human body has more than a monkeys one .
1458     Stability : reboot windows 100 times by using the case button . perhaps a scandisk will appear . reboot linux ... ups kernel panic .
1459    
1460     You don`t have money for OS ? Work ! Oh you hate miscrosoft and bill gates
1461     no ? Sure thing ... stupid and lazy people generally hate smart and hard
1462     working ones . Screw linux users .
1463     %
1464     19:26:03 <schmorp> did you know the us is officially metric? for over 100 years, too?
1465     19:26:27 -cfbot:#cf- [moerderer] it is also officially a democracy, go figure
1466     19:26:34 <schmorp> good point :)
1467     %
1468     > The Dell 30"...
1469    
1470     It is big, but some of the reviews have not been so glowing, or rather,
1471     the glowing has been highly asymmetric.
1472     %
1473 root 1.432 Re: USA- an underdeveloped country with potentials
1474 root 1.431
1475     > > u don´t use your wealth with responsibility, you only think about yourself and shrug your shoulders with comments like, "we all have the same chance", I´m a selfmade man", "everyone has to take care of themselves".
1476 root 1.432 >
1477 root 1.431 > yeah, that's why your little brothers decided to save the world - including your grandparents' sorry asses - from hitler, because we think only of ourselves!
1478 root 1.432 >
1479 root 1.431 > your welcome, pinhead!
1480 root 1.432
1481 root 1.431 Even though I´m tired of hearing "we saved your a *beep* during ww2 I will respond.
1482    
1483     1. Did you? Or did your great grandfathers? Maybe they were better?
1484     2. You came into the war very late, and that was strictly for buisness reasons. You need countries to trade with. The true hero in WW2 was actually Russia doing alot more then US ever did, not saying that I support Russia today.
1485     3. One good thing in the past doesn´t make up for bad things in your society today.
1486 root 1.432 4. With those retorics you will never learn anything from your own mistakes since you always can go back and talk about your effort 100 years ago.
1487 root 1.431 %
1488     [discussion about some changes in windows longhorn]
1489     Let's hope that some day Microsoft will catch up to what the
1490     public-domain tz code was doing back in 1986. (Good work, Arthur!)
1491     %
1492     ntfs ist dennoch für datei und ordnersicherheit zuständig.
1493    
1494     Zum Beispiel unter Linux wenn man auf fat32 festplatten zugreifen will ist
1495     es kein problem, wenn man aber die festplatte auf ntfs convertiert hat,
1496     dann funktioniert dass nicht mehr der zugriff auf die festplatte.
1497    
1498     Denn das ist die sicherheit vor zugriffen auf daten von anderen usern und
1499     anderen betriebssystemen.
1500    
1501     Habe fat32 festplatte gehabt(zugriff von linux möglich) dann habe ich es
1502     auf ntfs umconvertiert und dann ging es nicht mehr.
1503    
1504     habe nochmal in meinen unterlagen nachgeschlagen, haben erst ca. vor 3
1505     Wochen die Unterlagen vom Lehrer bekommen und ich sag nochmal, zittiere
1506     Lehrer: Fat32 sollte man heutzutage nicht mehr verwenden außer man hat
1507     Windows 98 und man möchte Dualbootkonfiguration erzielen. NTFS ist
1508     einfach für bessere Sicherheit zuständig.
1509    
1510     Frage?
1511     Hast du Windows und Linux beides auf deinem Laptop oder Standpc?
1512     Wenn ja hattest du vorher eine fat32 festplatte?
1513     Hast du sie dann auf ntfs umconvertiert?
1514    
1515     Freundlichen Grüße von Vista-Ultimate-Besitzer
1516     %
1517     "In this time of war against Osama bin Laden and the oppressive
1518     Taliban regime, we are thankful that OUR leader isn't the spoiled son
1519     of a powerful politician from a wealthy oil family who is supported by
1520     religious fundamentalists, operates through clandestine organizations,
1521     has no respect for the democratic electoral process, bombs innocents,
1522     and uses war to deny people their civil liberties." --The Boondocks
1523     %
1524     19:35:41 <elmex> dieses 'restore session' is soo sinnlos bei firefox
1525     19:35:54 <elmex> wenn die webseite die ihn gecrasht hat immer weieder crasht
1526     19:36:18 <schmorp> tja, bei mir restored er trotz einstellung nie etwas
1527     19:36:24 <schmorp> fragt sich wer mehr glück hat
1528     %
1529     What has happened is that Dave Winer got off a rant against JSON as
1530     reinventing XML's (and more specifically XML-RPC's) wheel:
1531    
1532     God bless the re-inventers
1533    
1534     Gotta love em, because there's no way they're going to stop breaking
1535     what works, and fixing what don't need no fixing
1536    
1537 root 1.432 Crockford gets off a very pithy response:
1538 root 1.431
1539     The good thing about reinventing the wheel is that you can get a round
1540     one.
1541     %
1542     [rfc2665]
1543     The dot3StatsEtherChipSet object has now been deprecated.
1544     Implementation feedback indicates that this object is much more
1545     useful in theory than in practice.
1546     %
1547     15:40:51 <elmex> son buero is faszinierend
1548 root 1.432 15:41:08 <elmex> staendig hoerste leute seuftzen und jammern, und in 90% der faelle hats
1549 root 1.431 mit windows zu tun
1550     15:41:15 <elmex> oder mit software die dort laeuft
1551     15:41:37 <elmex> irgendwem is heut mrogen die mail inbox verloren gegangen
1552     15:41:47 <elmex> und hat sie dann wiedergefunden
1553     15:41:49 <elmex> irgendwie
1554     15:41:50 <elmex> irgendwo
1555 root 1.432 15:42:07 <elmex> achja, und backups gabs auch keine mehr, seit sich die passwoerter
1556 root 1.431 geaendert haben :->
1557     15:42:19 <elmex> (also seit wenigen tagen)
1558 root 1.432 15:47:10 <elmex> es ist auch erstaunlich wie wenig arbeit eigentlich so erledigt wird nach
1559 root 1.431 15:30
1560     15:47:48 <elmex> (mit ausnahmen)
1561     15:48:13 <elmex> aber 50-80% der zeit wird mit kommunikation verbracht
1562     %
1563     [http://everything2.com/index.pl?node_id=895394]
1564     The SparcStation2 technical docs recommend catting your /vmunix file to /dev/audio as a speaker test.
1565     If you go nearly deaf from the painful noise, then your speaker works.
1566     %
1567     http://www.azillionmonkeys.com/qed/optimize.html
1568    
1569     Strictly for beginners
1570    
1571     Techniques you might not be aware of if you have not been programming for the past 15 years of your life:
1572     [...]
1573     %
1574     http://tmbo.org/offensive/images/picpile/Welcome%20to%20paradise%21.jpg
1575     %
1576     17:34:47 <elmex> hab gehoert solaris soll GPL werden, oder zumindest denkt sun drueber nach :->:
1577     17:34:53 <schmorp> ja klar
1578     17:34:57 <schmorp> alles was lebenszeitende hat
1579     17:34:58 <schmorp> wird gpl
1580     17:35:02 <schmorp> weil sie denken, dann wirds übelreben
1581     17:35:05 <schmorp> bei mozilla hats auch gwekappt
1582     17:35:08 <elmex> hehe
1583     17:35:13 <schmorp> und die brrowserentwicklung unter linux locker ein jahr verzögert
1584     17:35:46 <elmex> dann kann joerd schilling ja endlich sein lieblings system entwickeln :-
1585     17:35:48 <elmex> :->
1586     17:35:58 <schmorp> macht er doch schon die ganze zeit
1587     17:36:02 <schmorp> chillingos, bzw.
1588     17:36:18 <elmex> uh
1589     17:36:53 <schmorp> ich finds nicht mehr
1590     17:36:57 <schmorp> er arbeitet jedenfalls dran
1591     17:38:27 <schmorp> SchilliX
1592     17:38:29 <schmorp> genau!
1593     17:38:30 <schmorp> :)
1594     17:38:33 <elmex> sueees
1595     17:38:34 <schmorp> http://developer.berlios.de/projects/schillix/
1596     17:39:59 <zaphod> omg das ist nicht wahr
1597     17:40:20 <schmorp> ihr kennt die geheimnisse und wunder unserer welt nicht
1598     17:40:32 <zaphod> das kann bestimmt CDs brennen wie nix anderes
1599     17:40:42 <elmex> lol
1600     17:41:06 <schmorp> :)
1601     %
1602     [A Gentoo User]
1603     First FreeBSD is UNIX. Yes FreeBSD runs beter then all other Linux
1604     distro’s but FreeBSD lacks any graphical features(stolen linux features
1605     doesn’t count) so it is only ment for guys with an old grey beards.
1606     [...] That’s why for geeks/nerds/professionals (like me) bsd exists [...]
1607     Gentoo is ment for professionals that need a system for a really exact
1608     environment and think LFS is to much work.
1609     [http://www.playingwithwire.com/2007/01/why-gentoo-shouldnt-be-on-your-server/]
1610     %
1611     20:08 <schmorp> my guess is, purely practically
1612     20:08 <schmorp> if copyright/patent law continues to go away from the original reasons
1613     20:08 <schmorp> that they were created for
1614     20:08 <schmorp> you will at one point have a civil war
1615     20:08 <schmorp> right now, you already have large-scale civil disobedience
1616 root 1.432 20:10 <scortch> i very much hope that it can be turned around before that happens. not the
1617     least reason is, in a Blade Runner dystopia, there isnt a lot that individuals
1618 root 1.431 can do
1619     20:11 <scortch> i.e. militarily
1620     20:11 <scortch> ah wait.
1621     20:12 <scortch> we are forgetting that low technology solutions are always around
1622     20:12 <schmorp> terrorism :)
1623     20:12 <schmorp> now i finally see the whole plot
1624     20:13 <scortch> that's quite a story
1625     %
1626     23:49 <ruskie> in my experience apart from a few exceptions all gentoo people are rude
1627 root 1.432 23:58 <Err> it seems logical that there is a strong correlation
1628     between (people who like to waste their time, and their computer's
1629     processing time, rebuilding things that have been built a million
1630 root 1.431 times before) and (idiots)
1631     23:58 <Err> (parenthesized for easy parsing ;-) )
1632 root 1.432 23:59 <Err> there are certainly exceptions to every rule - but in
1633     general, gentoo users think that they're getting magical properties
1634 root 1.431 out of rebuilding the same code everybody else builds
1635     %
1636     [http://geekz.co.uk/schneierfacts/]
1637     Bruce Schneier decrypted the Bible. The plaintext read, "Bruce Schneier".
1638     %
1639     [http://www.mail-archive.com/cygwin-patches@cygwin.com/msg03644.html]
1640    
1641     Internet Explorer: KB329781 "HTTP File Upload Operation Takes a Long Time
1642     to Complete". The printing subsystem: KB816627 "TCP/IP port printing may
1643     be slow in Windows 2000"
1644    
1645     In the first KB microsoft amusingly states in relation to the fact that
1646     upload speed is limited to 80kbps no matter what the network bandwidth
1647     that "this behaviour is by design". The mind boggles...
1648     %
1649     [so much for type-safety]
1650     List<Integer> lst = new ArrayList<Integer>;
1651     lst.add(null);
1652     int x = 1 + lst.get(0);
1653     %
1654     [just for reference]
1655     Wenn man weiss, dass man in seinem Leben nicht mehr Glücklich werden
1656     kann, und sich von Tag zu Tag die Gründe dafür häufen, dann bleibt
1657     einem nichts anderes übrig als aus diesem Leben zu verschwinden. Und
1658     dafür habe ich mich entschieden. Es gibt vielleicht Leute die hätten
1659     weiter gemacht, hätten sich gedacht "das wird schon", aber das wird
1660     es nicht.
1661    
1662     Man hat mir gesagt ich muss zur Schule gehen, um für mein leben zu
1663     lernen, um später ein schönes Leben führen zu können. Aber was bringt
1664     einem das dickste Auto, das grösste Haus, die schönste Frau, wenn es
1665     letztendlich sowieso für’n Arsch ist. Wenn deine Frau beginnt dich zu
1666     hassen, wenn dein Auto Benzin verbraucht das du nicht zahlen kannst, und
1667     wenn du niemanden hast der dich in deinem scheiss Haus besuchen kommt!
1668    
1669     Das einzigste was ich intensiv in der Schule beigebracht bekommen habe
1670     war, das ich ein Verlierer bin. Für die ersten jahre an der GSS stimmt
1671     das sogar, ich war der Konsumgeilheit verfallen, habe danach gestrebt
1672     Freunde zu bekommen, Menschen die dich nicht als Person, sondern als
1673     Statussymbol sehen. Aber dann bin ich aufgewacht! Ich erkannte das die
1674     Welt wie sie mir erschien nicht existiert, das sie eine Illusion war,
1675     die hauptsächlich von den Medien erzeugt wurde. Ich merkte mehr und
1676     mehr in was für einer Welt ich mich befand. Eine Welt in der Geld alles
1677     regiert, selbst in der Schule ging es nur darum. Man musste das neuste
1678     Handy haben, die neusten Klamotten, und die richtigen "Freunde". hat
1679     man eines davon nicht ist man es nicht wert beachtet zu werden. Und diese
1680     Menschen nennt man Jocks. Jocks sind alle, die meinen aufgrund von teuren
1681     Klamotten oder schönen Mädchen an der Seite über anderen zu stehen. Ich
1682     verabscheue diese Menschen, nein, ich verabscheue Menschen.
1683    
1684     Ich habe in den 18 Jahren meines Lebens erfahren müssen, das man nur
1685     Glücklich werden kann, wenn man sich der Masse fügt, der Gesellschaft
1686     anpasst. Aber das konnte und wollte ich nicht. Ich bin frei! Niemand darf
1687     in mein Leben eingreifen, und tut er es doch hat er die Konsequenzen zu
1688     tragen! Kein Politiker hat das Recht Gesetze zu erlassen, die mir Dinge
1689     verbieten, Kein Bulle hat das Recht mir meine Waffe wegzunehmen, schon gar
1690     nicht während er seine am Gürtel trägt.
1691    
1692     Wozu das alles? Wozu soll ich arbeiten? Damit ich mich kaputtmaloche um
1693     mit 65 in den Ruhestand zugehen und 5 Jahre später abzukratzen? Warum
1694     soll ich mich noch anstrengen irgendetwas zu erreichen, wenn es
1695     letztendlich sowieso für'n Arsch ist weil ich früher oder später
1696     krepiere? Ich kann ein Haus bauen, Kinder bekommen und was weiss ich
1697     nicht alles. Aber wozu? Das Haus wird irgendwann abgerissen, und die
1698     Kinder sterben auch mal. Was hat denn das Leben bitte für einen
1699     Sinn? Keinen! Also muss man seinem Leben einen Sinn geben, und das
1700     mache ich nicht indem ich einem überbezahlten Chef im Arsch rumkrieche
1701     oder mich von Faschisten verarschen lasse die mir erzählen wollen wir
1702     leben in einer Volksherrschaft. Nein, es gibt für mich jetzt noch eine
1703     Möglichkeit meinem Leben einen Sinn zu geben, und die werde ich nicht wie
1704     alle anderen zuvor verschwenden! Vielleicht hätte mein Leben komplett
1705     anders verlaufen können. Aber die Gesellschaft hat nunmal keinen Platz
1706     für Individualisten. Ich meine richtige Individualisten, Leute die
1707     slebst denken, und nicht solche 'Ich trage ein Nietenarmband und bin
1708     alternativ' Idioten!
1709    
1710     Ihr habt diese Schlacht begonnen, nicht ich. Meine Handlungen sind ein
1711     Resultat eurer Welt, eine Welt die mich nicht sein lassen will wie ich
1712     bin. Ihr habt euch über mich lustig gemacht, dasselbe habe ich nun mit
1713     euch getan, ich hatte nur einen ganz anderen Humor! Von 1994 bis 2003/2004
1714     war es auch mein Bestreben, Freunde zu haben, Spass zu haben. Als ich
1715     dann 1998 auf die GSS kam, fing es an mit den Statussymbolen, Kleidung,
1716     Freunde, Handy usw.. Dann bin ich wach geworden. Mir wurde bewusst das
1717     ich mein Leben lang der Dumme für andere war, und man sich über mich
1718     lustig machte. Und ich habe mir Rache geschworen! Diese Rache wird so
1719     brutal und rücksichtslos ausgeführt werden, dass euch das Blut in den
1720     Adern gefriert. Bevor ich gehe, werde ich euch einen Denkzettel verpassen,
1721     damit mich nie wieder ein Mensch vergisst! Ich will das ihr erkennt, das
1722     niemand das Recht hat unter einem faschistischen Deckmantel aus Gesetz und
1723     Religion in fremdes Leben einzugreifen!
1724    
1725     Ich will das sich mein Gesicht in eure Köpfe einbrennt! Ich will
1726     nicht länger davon laufen! Ich will meinen Teil zur Revolution der
1727     Ausgestossenen beitragen!
1728    
1729     Ich will R A C H E !
1730    
1731     Ich habe darüber nachgedacht, dass die meisten der Schüler die mich
1732     gedemütigt haben schon von der GSS abgegangen sind. Dazu habe ich zwei
1733     Dinge zu sagen:
1734    
1735     1. Ich ging nicht nur in eine klasse, nein, ich ging auf die ganze Schule.
1736    
1737     Die Menschen die sich auf der Schule befinden, sind in keinem Falle
1738     unschuldig! Niemand ist das! In deren Köpfen läuft das selbe Programm
1739     welches auch bei den früheren Jahrgängen lief! Ich bin der Virus der
1740     diese Programme zerstören will, es ist völlig irrelewand wo ich da
1741     anfange.
1742    
1743     2. Ein Grossteil meiner Rache wird sich auf das Lehrpersonal richten,
1744     denn das sind Menschen die gegen meinen Willen in mein Leben eingegriffen
1745     haben, und geholfen haben mich dahin zu stellen, wo ich jetzt stehe; Auf
1746     dem Schlachtfeld! Diese Lehrer befinden sich so gut wie alle noch auf
1747     dieser verdammten schule!
1748    
1749     Das Leben wie es heute täglich stattfindet ist wohl das armseeligste was
1750     die Welt zu bieten hat!
1751    
1752     S.A.A.R.T. - Schule, Ausbildung, Arbeit, Rente, Tod
1753    
1754     Das ist der Lebenslauf eines "normalen" Menschen heutzutage. Aber
1755     was ist eigentlich normal? Als normal wird das bezeichnet, was von der
1756     Gesellschaft erwartet wird. Somit werden heutzutage Punks, Penner,
1757     Mörder, Gothics, Schwule usw. als unnormal bezeichnet, weil sie den
1758     allgemeinen Vorstellungen der Gesellschaft nicht gerecht werden, können
1759     oder wollen. Ich scheiss auf euch! Jeder hat frei zu sein! Gebt jedem
1760     eine Waffe und die Probleme unter den Menschen lösen sich ohne jedliche
1761     Einmischung Dritter. Wenn jemand stirbt, dann ist er halt tot. Und? Der
1762     Tod gehört zum Leben! Kommen die Angehörigen mit dem Verlust nicht klar,
1763     können sie Selbstmord begehen, niemand hindert sie daran!
1764    
1765     S.A.A.R.T. beginnt mit dem 6. Lebensjahr hier in Deutschland, mit der
1766     Einschulung.
1767    
1768     Das Kind begibt sich auf seine perönliche Sozialisationsstrecke, und
1769     wird in den darauffolgenden Jahren gezwungen sich der Allgemeinheit, der
1770     Mehrheit anzupassen. Lehnt es dies ab, schalten sich Lehrer, Eltern,
1771     und nicht zuletzt die Polizei ein. Schulpflicht ist die Schönrede von
1772     Schulzwang, denn man wird ja gezwungen zur Schule zu gehen. Wer gezwungen
1773     wird, verliert ein Stück seiner Freiheit. Man wird gezwungen Steuern zu
1774     zahlen, man wird gezwungen Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzungen einzuhalten, man
1775     wird gezwungen dies zu tun, man wird gewzungen das zu tun. Ergo: Keine
1776     Freiheit! Und sowas nennt man dann Volksherrschaft. Wenn das Volk hier
1777     herrschen würde, hiesse es Anarchie!
1778    
1779     WERDET ENDLICH WACH - GEHT AUF DIE STRASSE - DAS HAT IN DEUTSCHLAND
1780     SCHONMAL FUNKTIONIERT!
1781    
1782     Nach meiner Tat werden wieder irgendwelche fetten Politiker dumme
1783     Sprüche klopfen wie "Wir halten nun alle zusammen" oder "Wir
1784     müssen gemeinsam versuchen dies durchzustehen". Doch das machen
1785     sie nur um Aufmerksmakeit zu bekommen, um sich selbst als die Lösung
1786     zu präsentieren. Auf der GSS war es genauso... niemals lässt
1787     sich dieses fette Stück Scheisse von Rektorin blicken, aber wenn
1788     Theater-aufführungen sind, dann steht sie als erste mit einem breiten
1789     Grinsen auf der Bühne und präsentiert sich der Masse!
1790    
1791     Nazis, HipHoper, Türken, Staat, Staatsdiener, Gläubige... einfach alle
1792     sind zum kotzen und müssen vernichtet werden! (Den begriff "Türken"
1793     benutze ich für alle HipHopMuchels und Kleingangster; Sie kommen nach
1794     Deutschland weil die Bedingungen bei ihnen zu hause zu schlecht sind,
1795     weil Krieg ist... und dann kommen Sie nach Deutschland, dem Sozialamt der
1796     Welt, und lassne hier die Sau raus. Sie sollten alle vergast werden! Keine
1797     Juden, keine Neger, keine Holländer, aber Muchels! ICH BIN KEIN SCHEISS
1798     NAZI) Ich hasse euch und eure Art! Ihr müsst alle sterben!
1799    
1800     Seit meinem 6. Lebensjahr wurde ich von euch allen verarscht! Nun müsst
1801     ihr dafür bezahlen!
1802    
1803     Weil ich weiss das die Fascholizei meine Videos, Schulhefte, Tagebücher,
1804     einfach alles, nicht veröffentlichen will, habe ich das selbst in die
1805     Hand genommen.
1806    
1807     Als letztes möchte ich den Menschen die mir was bedeuten, oder die jemals
1808     gut zu mir waren, danken, und mich für all dies Entschuldigen!
1809    
1810     Ich bin weg...
1811     %
1812     01:14 <scortch> its an NP hard for computers
1813     01:14 <elmex> no, it's NP hard for anyone
1814     %
1815 root 1.432 19:18 <elmex> schmorp: eben anner kasse stand jemadn hinter mir und faselte mit seinen
1816     kumpels zum thema bill gates: "... er ist ja mein vorbild, nicht jetzt
1817     wegen dem geld, sondern wegen dem charakterlichen und so ... der hat ja
1818     die haelfte seines vermoegens gespendet.... und ne jacht hat der auch...
1819 root 1.431 abe was fuer eine... voll fettes schiff...'
1820     19:19 <schmorp> *rofl*
1821     19:19 <schmorp> aber nicht wegem dme geld
1822     19:19 <elmex> der studiert glaub ich informatik :)
1823     19:19 <elmex> das is die neue generation
1824     19:19 <elmex> 'generation gates'
1825     19:19 <schmorp> die frage schiene mcirosoft oder schiene java erübrigt sich
1826     %
1827     http://www.bissantz.de/pub/Luegen_mit_Statistiken.pdf
1828     %
1829     [http://use.perl.org/~luqui/journal/]
1830     [The reason I left Perl 6]
1831    
1832     The virtue of social art was extinguished when the solutions that I had
1833     worked for weeks on and I considered truly beautiful lost to syntax
1834     bloat and "DWIM tables". It bascially came down to the rest of the team
1835     considering Perl much more pragmatically than I did, which may end up
1836     better for the end result anyway—it is hard to tell.
1837     %
1838     http://www.ta-sa.org/files/sc/perl6_timeline_updated.png
1839     %
1840     00:20 <schmorp> Mikachu: xjdic lists ぶっかける as to dash (slosh) water (or other liquid)onapersonorinaperson'sface
1841     00:21 <Mikachu> yeah, that made me laugh a bit
1842     00:21 <Mikachu> "or other liquid, know what i mean, nudge nudge"
1843     %
1844     [very funny read]
1845     Hack-a-Bike
1846     USK@vZ8crASNqmw9APiGDtTxV0YvspklNnOTmQin0ZsPLdk,bnUaihNj6Ww8CFvBQo4UwH0pYiS0hOyeKIxvO0tZdJk,AQABAAE/hack-a-bike/1/index_de.html
1847     %
1848     Now that habeas corpus and other basic rights, including the right not to
1849     be tortured while interrogated, have now been deemed unnecessary, more
1850     Americans than ever have been thinking of getting out the door while they
1851     still can.
1852    
1853     http://www.boingboing.net/2006/10/23/getting_out_your_gui.html
1854     %
1855 root 1.432 23:52 <elmex> Zaehlen sie die wichtigsten Berufsfelder der IT-Branche auf:
1856     Java-code-affe, Bussiness-scheisse-laber-affe, Windows-admin,
1857 root 1.431 Windows-user, echter Admin und echter Programmierer.
1858     %
1859     [without words]
1860     http://www.forbes.com/forbes/2006/1030/104_print.html
1861     %
1862     [http://www.thenation.com/doc/20030217/cockburn]
1863     We're in the twilit world of the "thought crime." Have a photo of a kid in
1864     a bath on your hard drive, and the prosecutor says you were looking at it
1865     with lust in your heart, and that is tantamount to sexually molesting an
1866     actual kid in an actual bath.
1867     %
1868     Don't put stock in the Constitution, anymore. It IS just a piece of paper,
1869     today (actually, since Oct 17th). The Military Commissions Act of 2006
1870     makes the Constitution null and void. You (regardless of your citizenship)
1871     may be held with no charges, for no reason, for an indefinite time, with
1872     absolutely no judicial oversight. It is completely legal for the
1873     government to pick you up and for you to disappear with no one ever knowing
1874     what happened to you.
1875     %
1876 root 1.432 --
1877 root 1.431 Markus Schulz
1878    
1879     A: Because it breaks the logical sequence of discussion
1880     Q: Why is top posting bad?
1881     %
1882     On Mon, Sep 18, 2006 at 02:05:19AM +0200, Roman Zippel wrote:
1883 root 1.432 > 1. It's not that I don't want to, but I _can't_ implement kprobes and not
1884     > due to lack of skills, but lack of resources. (There is a subtle but
1885 root 1.431 > important difference.)
1886    
1887     Um, given the amount of time you've spent trying to pursuade us why
1888     you can't implement kprobes for m68k, perhaps you would have
1889     implemented it already if you had buckled down and started coding
1890     instead of flaming about why everyone else should bend over backwards
1891     just because you don't have time for your arch? :-)
1892    
1893     - Ted
1894     %
1895     [http://richarddawkins.net/mainPage.php?bodyPage=article_body.php&id=183]
1896     "I want to see young people who are as committed to the cause of Jesus
1897     Christ as the young people are to the cause of Islam. I want to see them
1898     as radically laying down their lives for the gospel as they are over in
1899     Pakistan and Israel and Palestine and all those different places... Excuse
1900     me, but we have the truth!"
1901     %
1902     [Meijin Title Game #3, Takao Shinji vs. Cho U]
1903     (22) archimed [18k?]: actually, what are considered to be their respective strengths?
1904     (22) zephi [ 7k+]: takao's strength is kickin cho u's butt
1905     (22) zephi [ 7k+]: cho u's a big fighter
1906     %
1907     [nethack extinctionist faq]
1908     The first "extinctionist" ascension on r.g.r.n. (at least from what I can
1909     tell) seems to have been by Matthew Bourland in 2000, who although he
1910     didn't actually kill everything, certainly genocided all (at the time) 256
1911     monster types that were genocidable. Then, after that he extincted all
1912     other randomly generated monsters. On the other hand, having 120 kills
1913     in every category is perhaps more noteworthy (or foolhardy?) than simply
1914     genociding every monster.
1915    
1916     I'd recommend a dose of both. Kill them until they're dead and then
1917     genocide them for good measure!
1918     %%
1919     [nethack instadeath faq]
1920    
1921     * eating Death, Famine, Pestilence, Medusa, or green slime corpses
1922    
1923     Well let's face it, this is just plain stupid. So don't do it!
1924     %
1925     17:57 <zaphod> Murch: Stroemungslehre ist geil
1926     17:57 <Murch> zaphod: hm?
1927 root 1.432 17:57 <zaphod> Murch: "Diese Gleichungen sind, zumindest aus der Sicht eines
1928 root 1.431 Ingenieurs, als exakt anzusehen."
1929     17:58 <Murch> lol
1930     %
1931     22:51 -cfbot:#cf- [Wrathmagic] oh i love killing pirates yes i do i love stabbing them through and through
1932     %
1933     [Brazil and Bush’s War on Terror]
1934     http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig3/blumen3.html
1935     %
1936     http://trac.syr.edu/tracreports/terrorism/169/
1937     %
1938     http://web3.0log.org/2006/09/01/new-secure-browser-browzar-is-fake-and-full-of-adware/
1939    
1940     There was time when badware developers tried to install ad pages as homepage
1941     or searchpage in user’s IE by any possible means. Nowadays users install
1942     adware voluntarily and write news about it. True web2.0 style!
1943     %
1944     http://www.bbspot.com/News/2003/05/universal_time_zone.html
1945    
1946     At the United Nations today President George W. Bush
1947     announced a proposal to unify all the world's time zones
1948     into a single Universal Time Zone (UTZ), formerly known as
1949     the Eastern Time Zone.
1950     [...]
1951     Britain immediately supported the US plan. "If it means
1952     sleeping in broad daylight then we'll stick with our
1953     allies," said Tony Blair, "Of course there's never broad
1954     daylight in the UK, so it's not much of an issue."
1955     %
1956     Wow, and this in security-relevant code... (taken from libc's ld.so)
1957    
1958     _dl_profile_output
1959     = &"/var/tmp\0/var/profile"[__libc_enable_secure ? 9 : 0];
1960     %
1961     [CRYPTO-GRAM]
1962     By January 1st, 2007, everyone crossing the border between the U.S. and Canada is supposed to have
1963     a passport. This is because of terrorism, of course. But now we learn that ferries and private
1964     watercraft will be exempt. One of two things is true. Either passports are required for
1965     security, in which case we should interfere with ferries. Or they're for show, in which case we
1966     can just do what's convenient. Or maybe we just know that terrorists never take ferries. I get
1967     that security is a trade-off, but this is kind of silly.
1968    
1969     http://tinyurl.com/zl5af
1970     %
1971     [famous last words]
1972     11:22 <kaizoku> what do you mean by *plonk*?
1973     %
1974     What make a provider a tier 2, versus a tier 1 provider...
1975    
1976     "We are a tier 1 provider" = "I am a salesperson."
1977    
1978     "They are a tier 2 provider." = "I am a salesperson and they are our competitor".
1979    
1980     --
1981     Jay Hennigan
1982     %
1983     http://www.xbox-linux.org/wiki/17_Mistakes_Microsoft_Made_in_the_Xbox_Security_System
1984     %
1985     [latimes story about a man returning to the us from iraq and being
1986     held for selling copyrighted images on t-shirts by the department
1987     of homeland security]
1988     http://tinyurl.com/ourlr
1989     %
1990     "Some other types of programs won't make the transition to Windows x64
1991 root 1.432 seamlessly, either. Microsoft ships WinXP x64 with two versions of
1992 root 1.431 Internet Explorer, a 32-bit version and a 64-bit version. The 32-bit
1993     version is the OS default because nearly all ActiveX controls and the like
1994     are 32-bit code, and where would we be if we couldn't execute the full
1995     range of spyware available to us?"
1996    
1997     [http://techreport.com/reviews/2005q1/64-bits/index.x?pg=1]
1998     %
1999     [http://developer.kde.org/documentation/library/3.5-api/kdelibs-apidocs/kdecore/html/kglobalaccel__x11_8cpp-source.html]
2000     00279 if( pEvent->xkey.state & KKeyServer::modXNumLock() ) {
2001     00280 // TODO: what's the xor operator in c++?
2002     %
2003 root 1.432 <Mikachu> give a man a fix and he's running urxvt one day, teach a man
2004 root 1.431 to fix and he will run urxvt all his life
2005     %
2006     The NSA Phone Call Database: The European Perspective
2007     http://www.concurringopinions.com/archives/2006/05/the_nsa_phone_c.html
2008     %
2009     Oh, I agree completely. No game has ever let me down the way Oblivoin
2010     did. I"m still hoping mods and expansions will fix it but there's no way
2011     I'm pre-ordering the next one. I'm afraid it really will be a first person
2012     shooter.
2013    
2014     The really scary thing is that it's not just video games. Book sales were
2015     done last year because people just don't read as much anymore. I'm having
2016     to dumb down my newspaper editorials because people used to want analysis
2017     they could use to make their own opinions, now they seem to just want
2018     opinions they can quote without having to think for themselves. McDonalds
2019     puts pictures of the food on the cash register instead of numbers.
2020    
2021     Face it. The human race is devolving. In 500 years the best selling RPG
2022     in the universe will be a console game where you roleplay an ape named
2023     Fred, swing on vines and throw your own excrement. You'll have one stat,
2024     apeness. It wiill effect everything you do in a subtle, yet unexplained
2025     way.
2026    
2027     And Bethesda fan boys will be screaming "TES 504: Monkeypoo good. You go
2028     bak cave, no good rpger. Two stats bad. Made feces throw too hard. Shiney
2029     key graphic good. Make me happy."
2030    
2031     *shrugs* But that's just my opinion. I could be wrong.
2032     %
2033     > So Hitler was a pacifist because he let other people kill for him? Most
2034     > D&D computer games require you to kill people (not simply knock them
2035     > out). Also just because you don't kill doesn't make you a pacifist (see
2036     > above comment about Hitler).
2037    
2038     I invoke the European rule: In any given argument, the first side to
2039     mention Hitler loses.
2040     %
2041     [siggraph '99 course 12]
2042     Unfortunately, including <windows.h> has the unfortunate side effect of
2043     introducing literally thousands of macros and type declarations into
2044     your compilation environment. This undesirable "name space pollution"
2045     can sometimes affect source code portability by conflicting with your
2046     program's own macros and types. This can particularly be a problem for
2047     UNIX programmers that are not familiar with all the junk that comes with
2048     including <windows.h>.
2049     [...]
2050     Win32's requirement that you use wglGetProcAddress is a real drag,
2051     but if you do everything right, using OpenGL extensions works and
2052     gives you access to amazing new OpenGL features. And let's be honest;
2053     wglGet- ProcAddress is hardly the only annoying and awkward thing about
2054     programming with the Win32 API. Still, by using the C preprocessor and
2055     coding carefully, you actually can write OpenGL programs that use OpenGL
2056     extensions and compile from the same source code for both UNIX and Win32
2057     environments.
2058     %
2059     http://neil.franklin.ch/Usenet/alt.folklore.computers/19981207_Computers_are_so_STY00PID
2060     %
2061     [http://www.voynich.net/Kryptos]
2062     "It's easier to rig an electronic voting machine than a Las Vegas slot machine"
2063     %
2064     [CRYPTO-GRAM 2006-03-15]
2065     [...] There are all sorts of interests vying for control of your
2066     computer. There are media companies that want to control what you can
2067     do with the music and videos they sell you. There are companies that
2068     use software as a conduit to collect marketing information, deliver
2069     advertising or do whatever it is their real owners require. And there are
2070     software companies that are trying to make money by pleasing not only
2071     their customers, but other companies they ally themselves with. All these
2072     companies want to own your computer.
2073    
2074     Some examples:
2075    
2076     1. Entertainment software: In October 2005, it emerged that Sony had
2077     distributed a rootkit with several music CDs -- the same kind of
2078     software that crackers use to own people's computers. This rootkit
2079     secretly installed itself when the music CD was played on a computer.
2080     Its purpose was to prevent people from doing things with the music that
2081     Sony didn't approve of: It was a DRM system. If the exact same piece of
2082     software had been installed secretly by a hacker, this would have been
2083     an illegal act. But Sony believed that it had legitimate reasons for
2084     wanting to own its customers' machines.
2085 root 1.432
2086 root 1.431 2. Antivirus: You might have expected your antivirus software to detect
2087     Sony's rootkit. After all, that's why you bought it. But initially, the
2088     security programs sold by Symantec and others did not detect it,
2089     because Sony had asked them not to. You might have thought that the
2090     software you bought was working for you, but you would have been wrong.
2091    
2092     3. Internet services: Hotmail allows you to blacklist certain e-mail
2093     addresses, so that mail from them automatically goes into your spam
2094     trap. Have you ever tried blocking all that incessant marketing e-mail
2095     from Microsoft? You can't.
2096    
2097     4. Application software: Internet Explorer users might have expected
2098     the program to incorporate easy-to-use cookie handling and pop-up
2099     blockers. After all, other browsers do, and users have found them
2100     useful in defending against Internet annoyances. But Microsoft isn't
2101     just selling software to you; it sells Internet advertising as well. It
2102     isn't in the company's best interest to offer users features that would
2103     adversely affect its business partners.
2104    
2105     5. Spyware: Spyware is nothing but someone else trying to own your
2106     computer. These programs eavesdrop on your behavior and report back to
2107     their real owners -- sometimes without your knowledge or consent --
2108     about your behavior.
2109    
2110     6. Update: Automatic update features are another way software companies
2111     try to own your computer. While they can be useful for improving
2112     security, they also require you to trust your software vendor not to
2113     disable your computer for nonpayment, breach of contract or other
2114     presumed infractions.
2115    
2116     Adware, software-as-a-service and Google Desktop search are all
2117     examples of some other company trying to own your computer. And Trusted
2118     Computing will only make the problem worse.
2119    
2120     There is an inherent insecurity to technologies that try to own
2121     people's computers: They allow individuals other than the computers'
2122     legitimate owners to enforce policy on those machines. These systems
2123     invite attackers to assume the role of the third party and turn a
2124     user's device against him.
2125     [...]
2126     You can fight back against this trend by only using software that
2127     respects your boundaries. Boycott companies that don't honestly serve
2128     their customers, that don't disclose their alliances, that treat users
2129     like marketing assets. Use open-source software -- software created and
2130     owned by users, with no hidden agendas, no secret alliances and no
2131     back-room marketing deals.
2132     %
2133     [John Carmack on Java]
2134     Write-once-run-anywhere. Ha. Hahahahaha. We are only testing on four
2135     platforms right now, and not a single pair has the exact same quirks. All
2136     the commercial games are tweaked and compiled individually for each
2137     (often 100+) platform. Portability is not a justification for the awful
2138     performance.
2139     %
2140     [http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/technologie/0,1518,415577,00.html]
2141    
2142     "Wenn ich höre, dass die Telekom mit Microsoft kooperiert, da wird mir
2143     ganz anders", sagte Herbert Tillmann, der Vorsitzende der Produktions-
2144     und Technikkommission von ARD und ZDF dem Blatt. Man bevorzuge offene
2145     Standards und wolle sich der Plattform von Microsoft nicht ausliefern.
2146     %
2147     http://dilbertblog.typepad.com/the_dilbert_blog/2006/05/german_cannibal.html
2148     %
2149     "Ok, this is complete off topic but WHY do so many Americans think that
2150     once your cross the 49th parellel into Canada that they are going out into
2151     a technology- and civilization-free zone???"
2152     http://p203.ezboard.com/ftruechristiansunitefrm31
2153     %
2154     http://funroll-loops.org/
2155     %
2156     [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenGL]
2157     When Direct3D was released in 1995, Microsoft, SGI, and Hewlett-Packard
2158     initiated the Fahrenheit project, which was a joint effort with the
2159     goal of unifying the OpenGL and Direct3D interfaces - and again, adding
2160     a scene-graph API. It initially showed some promise of bringing order
2161     to the world of interactive 3D computer graphics APIs, but on account
2162     of financial constraints at SGI and general lack of industry support
2163     it was abandoned. The engineers involved at SGI held a beach party in
2164     celebration - complete with bonfires on which they burned piles of
2165     Fahrenheit documentation.
2166     %
2167     [Whenever I try to use svn, it fails me. Sure I modified files, but whats
2168     the point of a RCS system that can't cope with that? Besides, I am 100%
2169     sure its much slower than CVS]
2170     cerebro ~/cvs/mythtv# svn switch http://cvs.mythtv.org/svn/branches/release-0-19-fixes/
2171     svn: Won't delete locally modified directory '.'
2172     svn: Left locally modified or unversioned files
2173 root 1.432 [Exit 1]
2174 root 1.431 cerebro ~/cvs/mythtv# svn switch http://cvs.mythtv.org/svn/branches/release-0-19-fixes/
2175     svn: Working copy 'i18n' is missing or not locked
2176 root 1.432 [Exit 1]
2177 root 1.431 cerebro ~/cvs/mythtv# svn diff
2178     svn: Working copy 'i18n' is missing or not locked
2179 root 1.432 [Exit 1]
2180 root 1.431 [Great, my local fixes are lost now, too. Whoever let this horror loose on
2181     humanity deserves to be shot or something like that]
2182     %
2183 root 1.430 [http://discuss.joelonsoftware.com/default.asp?joel.3.219431.12]
2184    
2185     ... I'm evaluating a bunch of J2EE portlet-enabled JSR-compliant MVC
2186     role-based CMS web service application container frameworks. ...
2187 root 1.431 %
2188 root 1.429 Subject: RE: Question about Leap Second Features
2189    
2190     > Is there any implementation for this information on Microsoft operating
2191     > systems ?
2192    
2193     Any Microsoft operating system that is accurate down to the second can
2194     probably be hand-picked from Bill Gates' garage ... ;-)
2195    
2196     Jesper
2197     %
2198 root 1.428 [http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Steve_Ballmer]
2199    
2200     "As far as I can tell, the phrase 'I. Love. This. Company.
2201     YEEEAAAAAAAAARARRRRARAGH!' has FIVE words, not four."
2202    
2203 root 1.432 ~ Oscar Wilde on Steve Ballmer having four words for you.
2204 root 1.429 %
2205 root 1.427 http://www.geocities.com/pca_1978/kafkaesque.html
2206     %
2207 root 1.426 [http://bugzilla.gnome.org/show_bug.cgi?id=136541]
2208    
2209     You've doubled the work. People don't like that. People REALLY don't
2210     like that. The number of duplicate bugs filed against the chooser is
2211     evidence for this. Furthermore, click depth is a standard metric for
2212     measuring HCI usability, and this dialog has moved in the absolute wrong
2213     direction. People won't be satisfied until they get the entry box back
2214     into the dialog. You can grind your teeth and pull your hair all you want,
2215     but that's the truth.
2216     %
2217 root 1.424 [de.alt.ufo]
2218    
2219     Braun Ludwig <Wick84@gmx.de> wrote:
2220    
2221 root 1.432 > 1. Ufos sind für mich Flugobjekte des US Militärs mit einen neuartigen
2222     > Atrieb, der mit einen Motorgenerator von ca 100000 Volt und einer
2223     > Stromstärke von ca 2 mA, einer elektronischen Steuereinheit und einer
2224     > Antriebseinheit auf Kondensator Basis betrieben wird. Zur Erklärung des
2225 root 1.424
2226     Aaha! Naja, die Elektrogravitation ist wirklich seit langem bekannt. Damit aber
2227 root 1.425 einen Antrieb zu realisieren halte ich für weniger wahrscheinlich. So abstrakt
2228     ist diese Funktion nicht und es wären schon mehr als ein Mensch dahinter
2229 root 1.424 gekommen. Ich sicher auch.
2230    
2231     Allerdings schreibst Du hier von einem Generator. Es stellt sich die Frage
2232     was genau man mit 2 mA erzeugen will. Jeder Paralyzer schafft das mit
2233 root 1.425 der Hälfte der Spannung auch. Ich habe aber noch kein Opfer schweben
2234 root 1.424 gesehen. Im Gegenteil - die bewegen sich eigentlich immer ziemlich schnell
2235     in Richtung Boden.
2236    
2237     [...]
2238    
2239 root 1.432 > Dieser Ufo Flugzeug Typ wird in erster Linie als Spionage und
2240 root 1.425 > Aufklärungsflugobject eingesetzt.
2241 root 1.424
2242     Verstehe. Was ist in Afrika so interessant? Bekanntlich gibt oder gab es
2243 root 1.425 da bisher die überwiegenden Sichtungen. Was will z.B. der Ami von den
2244 root 1.424 Eingeborenen erfahren? Wie man richtig Reis oder Getreide kocht?
2245    
2246     [...]
2247    
2248     > 2. ausserirdische Ufo Flugobjekte.
2249 root 1.432 > Es gibt maximal 1 oder 2 oder drei ausserirdische Flugzeug
2250 root 1.425 > Beobachtungen, die tatsächlich wahr sind.
2251 root 1.424
2252     Nur drei? Das muss ich mir merken, damit ich das nicht vergesse. Welche
2253 root 1.425 mögen das Deiner Meinung nach wohl gewesen sein? Das ist ja noch
2254     schlimmer als Cenap, die von etwa 100.000 Fällen 1% erforscht haben,
2255     die wiederum schon im Vorfeld als 'normal' geklärt waren. Mit dieser
2256 root 1.424 Meinung solltest Du zu WW gehen und dich vorstellen. Der nimmmt Dich
2257     sofort.
2258     %
2259 root 1.423 [http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.com/~jamesdow/Tech/connect4.htm]
2260     By the way, decryption can be performed easily in your editor with syntax
2261     like !!tr a-zA-Z n-za-mN-ZA-M (Sorry if you had the misfortune to buy your
2262     software from Microsoft.)
2263 root 1.424 %
2264 root 1.422 http://cfaj.freeshell.org/google/
2265 root 1.424 %
2266 root 1.421 > BTW I have 2 English words for you, FUCK YOU
2267    
2268     Why, that's a rather intimate proposal. I never realised you were
2269     gay. While I would like to offer the hand of friendship, I am
2270     afraid that the thought of sex with a grown man doesn't really do
2271     much for me so I shall have to decline with a modicum of regret.
2272 root 1.424 %
2273 root 1.420 http://www.ta-sa.org/files/java_godkk.jpg
2274 root 1.419 http://www.chunder.com/carrots/javasux.html
2275 root 1.424 %
2276 root 1.418 Subject: Re: Docket No. 2005-22114
2277     From: Rodrigo Severo
2278     Date: Tue, 24 Jan 2006 09:04:33 -0200
2279     To: tz@lecserver.nci.nih.gov
2280    
2281     On 1/23/06, Paul Eggert wrote:
2282    
2283     "David Braverman" <david@inner-drive.com> writes:
2284     It is a bit ironic that the US is less efficient than Brazil in fixing
2285     obviously-broken regulations like this.
2286    
2287     I'm sorry but I have to ask: where is the irony in this? I hope the answer
2288     isn't obvious to people from US and I'm not seeing it just because I'm
2289     brazilian ;)
2290     Rodrigo Severo
2291 root 1.424 %
2292 root 1.431 [Frankly, I'd just like to know what GNOME did wrong to deserve this :]
2293 root 1.417
2294     http://modeemi.cs.tut.fi/~tuomov/ion/faq.html#1.13
2295 root 1.424 %
2296 root 1.416 [Another entry in the series "make this a blog":]
2297    
2298     I wanted to see it for myself, and directed my browser to http://www.mpaa.org/.
2299    
2300     Got "Bad Request (Invalid Header Name)".
2301    
2302     Well.. some investigation showed that it didn't like the headers added by
2303     squid (in mostly default debian config).
2304    
2305     *sigh*
2306 root 1.424 %
2307 root 1.415 A LIBERAL DECALOGUE
2308     By Bertrand Russell
2309    
2310     Perhaps the essence of the Liberal outlook could be summed up in a new
2311     decalogue, not intended to replace the old one but only to supplement
2312     it. The Ten Commandments that, as a teacher, I should wish to promulgate,
2313     might be set forth as follows:
2314    
2315     1. Do not feel absolutely certain of anything.
2316    
2317     2. Do not think it worth while to proceed by concealing evidence, for the
2318     evidence is sure to come to light.
2319    
2320     3. Never try to discourage thinking for you are sure to succeed.
2321    
2322     4. When you meet with opposition, even if it should be from your husband
2323     or your children, endeavor to overcome it by argument and not by
2324     authority, for a victory dependent upon authority is unreal and illusory.
2325    
2326     5. Have no respect for the authority of others, for there are always
2327     contrary authorities to be found.
2328    
2329     6. Do not use power to suppress opinions you think pernicious, for if you
2330     do the opinions will suppress you.
2331    
2332     7. Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted
2333     was once eccentric.
2334    
2335     8. Find more pleasure in intelligent dissent that in passive agreement,
2336     for, if you value intelligence as you should, the former implies a deeper
2337     agreement than the latter.
2338    
2339     9. Be scrupulously truthful, even if the truth is inconvenient, for it is
2340     more inconvenient when you try to conceal it.
2341    
2342     10. Do not feel envious of the happiness of those who live in a fool's
2343     paradise, for only a fool will think that it is happiness."
2344    
2345     "A Liberal Decalogue" is from The Autobiography of Bertrand Russell,
2346     Vol. 3: 1944-1969, pp. 71-2.
2347 root 1.424 %
2348 root 1.413 [http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2005/12/09/502014.aspx]
2349 root 1.412 John Hoy, President of the DVD Copy Control Association, made
2350     the following statement to the Library of Congress in its 2003
2351     Anticircumvention rulemaking proceedings:
2352    
2353     "Furthermore, if a consumer in the United States desires to view a DVD disc
2354     that has been region coded only for Europe, then that consumer is free to
2355     purchase a DVD player (either hardware or software) that is coded to play
2356     European DVDs. No legal restrictions apply-either through the CSS license
2357     or otherwise-to the importation and use of non-U.S. region players in the
2358     United States."
2359 root 1.413 ---
2360     It must really suck to live in a nation where competition is actually
2361     outlawed - you have to feel sorry for all those people oppressed by
2362     communists and socialists. Oh, wait.... ;)
2363 root 1.414 ---
2364     "You ain't seen nothin' yet! I heard that the new HD-DVDs or Blue-ray
2365     discs (whichever win eventually) will be street-encoded. You have to
2366     quote your street name while buying DVDs and they won't work in the next
2367     street. The hidden reason for this is that MPAA wants to charge upwards of
2368     $1000 per DVD for those living in million dollar mansions."
2369    
2370     This isn't far from the truth. Blu-ray disks for PlayStation3 will only
2371     play in ONE player on earth. MS will eventually make up something similar.
2372 root 1.424 %
2373 root 1.411 [gnome-clock and my radio-clock failed miserably, /bin/date and Linux worked:]
2374     Clock: inserting leap second 23:59:60 UTC
2375 root 1.424 %
2376 root 1.410 [http://www.slate.com/id/2133993/]
2377    
2378     Vulnerabilities deemed "critical" have forced the company to release an
2379     almost unending stream of patches and fixes [...]
2380    
2381     Sure, it might be nice to connect your computer and your television
2382     set. But is it worth it to give hackers access to your television?
2383    
2384     Even if we don't use them, we suffer from them.
2385    
2386     [...] a former senior security analyst for the House of Representatives,
2387     believes that Microsoft is a threat to national security.
2388 root 1.424 %
2389 root 1.409 [Copyright History - US view]
2390     http://www.culturaleconomics.atfreeweb.com/cpu.htm
2391 root 1.424 %
2392 root 1.408 [I just re-read the unix haters hadnbook]
2393     X has had its share of $5,000 toilet seats -- like Sun's Open Look clock
2394     tool, which gobbles up 1.4 megabytes of real memory! If you sacrificed all
2395     the RAM from 22 Commodore 64s to clock tool, it still wouldn't have enough
2396     to tell you the time. Even the vanilla X11R4 "xclock" utility consumed
2397     656K to run. And X's memory usage is increasing.
2398 root 1.424 %
2399 root 1.406 [Got to remember this way of arguing, it's great if it works:]
2400    
2401     "Most people, I think, don’t even know what a rootkit is, so why should
2402     they care about it?"
2403     -- Thomas Hesse, Sony BMG’s Global Digital Business President.
2404 root 1.407
2405     [see also http://www.eff.org/deeplinks/archives/004145.php]
2406 root 1.424 %
2407 root 1.405 Let me repeat again: Formal axiomatic systems are a failure!
2408     -- Gregory Chaitin
2409 root 1.424 %
2410 root 1.432 13:49 <RayTracer> pixelsize=14 ist so groß wie 8 beim xchat wenn ich den
2411 root 1.404 gnome-settings-daemon nicht lade
2412     13:50 <schmorp> autsch, was hat das mit dem gnome-settings-daemon zu tun? ist ja hart!
2413     [...]
2414 root 1.432 13:51 <RayTracer> wenn ich den nicht lade sind alle gtk-programme mit großem Font,
2415     wenn ich ihn lade werden sie klein gemacht und wenn ich ihn töte ist
2416 root 1.404 wieder alles groß
2417 root 1.424 %
2418 root 1.403 [man perlsub]
2419     That prints "unphooey". (Yes, there are still unresolved issues
2420     having to do with visibility of @_. I’m ignoring that question
2421     for the moment. (But note that if we make @_ lexically scoped,
2422     those anonymous subroutines can act like closures... (Gee, is this
2423     sounding a little Lispish? (Never mind.))))
2424 root 1.424 %
2425 root 1.402 [glibc's bits/socket.h]
2426    
2427     if ((size_t) __cmsg->cmsg_len < sizeof (struct cmsghdr))
2428 root 1.432 /* The kernel header does this so there may be a reason. */
2429     return 0;
2430 root 1.424 %
2431 root 1.400 http://www.wicked-vision.com/zensur/zensur/zensur_bei_filmen.html
2432 root 1.401
2433     > Die Argumente liefen insbesondere darauf hinaus, dass es sich bei den
2434     > Filmen, auf die in Anspielungen verwiesen wird, um Filme handelt, die
2435     > entweder von der FSK gekennzeichnet wurden mit "nicht freigegeben
2436     > unter 18 Jahren", die von der Bundesprüfstelle indiziert wurden oder
2437     > die sogar durch entsprechende Beschlüsse bundesweit beschlagnahmt
2438     > wurden, also alles Filme, die Kindern und Jugendlichen aufgrund der
2439     > Gesetze zum Jugendschutz von vornherein nicht zugänglich sind. Kindern
2440     > und Jugendlichen wird daher die Persiflage auf diese Filme nicht
2441     > transparent.
2442    
2443     Das muß man sich mal auf der Zunge zergehen lassen: Da wird ein Film,
2444     der ab 18 Jahren freigegeben ist, indiziert, weil Kinder und Jugendliche
2445     die parodistischen Anspielungen nicht verstehen könnten. Mit solchen
2446     Begründungen beraubt sich die BPjS letztlich ihrer Glaubwürdigkeit.
2447 root 1.424 %
2448 root 1.399 Großmanns Gesetz: Komplexe Probleme haben einfache, leichtverständliche,
2449     aber falsche Lösungen.
2450 root 1.424 %
2451 root 1.398 A project done in Java will cost 5 times as much, take twice as long,
2452     and be harder to maintain than a project done in a scripting language such
2453     as PHP or Perl. [http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/philg/2003/09/20#a1762 Java
2454     is the SUV of programming tools] Philip Greenspun
2455 root 1.424 %
2456 root 1.397 On Tue, 13 Dec 2005, Till Kamppeter wrote:
2457     >
2458     > Frederic told that the options from the PPD file are intentionally mot
2459     > listed in the printing dialog, the usability team of GNOME was against
2460     > listing these options. They clutter the dialog and can be more confusing
2461     > than useful to the user.
2462    
2463     I personally just encourage people to switch to KDE.
2464    
2465     This "users are idiots, and are confused by functionality" mentality of
2466     Gnome is a disease. If you think your users are idiots, only idiots will
2467     use it. I don't use Gnome, because in striving to be simple, it has long
2468     since reached the point where it simply doesn't do what I need it to do.
2469    
2470     Please, just tell people to use KDE.
2471    
2472     Linus
2473 root 1.424 %
2474 root 1.396 Move 80, Node 81
2475     theodore [22k?]: i hear 8 d can read the future
2476     setzer [?]: what about 9d
2477     theodore [22k?]: they control it
2478 root 1.424 %
2479 root 1.395 [Fuqid 1.6 FAQ]
2480     Wenn ich HTL auf 300 setze dann lade ich viel schneller runter, warum?
2481    
2482 root 1.398 Weil du daran glaubst, das hat nur psychologische Gründe. HTL's grösser
2483 root 1.395 als das Nodelimit haben einfach keinen Einfluss. PUNKT!
2484     --
2485     Warum wurde Fuqid nicht in der geilen Sprache XX geschrieben?
2486    
2487     Du sprichst nur eine Sprache? Bist du Amerikaner?
2488 root 1.424 %
2489 root 1.393 [Are people responsible for the company they work at?]
2490     I was at a party in New York City earlier this year, and a conversation went like this:
2491    
2492     Person: What do you do?
2493     Me: I'm a computer programmer at Microsoft.
2494     Person: <viciously> I hate you.
2495    
2496     If Miss Manners didn't say so explicitly, I suspect she would nevertheless
2497     agree that snarling "I hate you" to somebody on first introduction is not
2498     exactly getting off on the right foot.
2499 root 1.394
2500     [And this is how that Microsoft programmer reacts to bugs in Microsoft software]
2501     http://blogs.msdn.com/oldnewthing/archive/2005/10/17/481810.aspx
2502 root 1.424 %
2503 root 1.392 "The music and film industries are demanding that the European parliament
2504     extends the scope of proposed anti-terror laws to help them prosecute
2505     illegal downloaders."
2506    
2507     Bill Thompson at the BBC has some pertinent commentary:
2508    
2509     "If they cannot come up with a business model which allows them to make
2510     profits without criminalising their customers, trampling over our civil
2511     liberties or installing malware on our computers then they do not deserve
2512     to stay in business, and new ways for artists to reach the public will
2513     have to emerge."
2514    
2515     http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/4469886.stm
2516 root 1.424 %
2517 root 1.425 >Damit dürftest du der zweite Mensch sein, den ich kenne, der sich mit
2518 root 1.391 >einer so spartanischen Hardwareausstattung zufrieden gibt:) Ich selbst
2519    
2520     Mein Arbeitsplatz ist eine HP 715/80 - also 80 MHz. Da drauf laeuft der vi
2521     immer noch genauso schnell wie vor zehn Jahren :)
2522    
2523     Bye, Andy
2524 root 1.424 %
2525 root 1.398 [ka.uni.rz.stud, warum bestimmte zeichen in passwörtern verboten sind]
2526 root 1.425 >einem Passwort nicht zulässt, das kann ich nachvollziehen, aber wieso ein
2527 root 1.390 >Dollarzeichen, Leerzeichen, Klammeraffe, Doppelkreuz, Prozent, doppelte
2528 root 1.425 >Anführungszeichen, Paragraph und was es da noch so alles gibt? Und wieso nur
2529 root 1.390
2530     Dollarzeichen: DCE kann nicht damit umgehen.
2531     Leerzeichen: sind nur am Anfang und Ende eines PW verboten - es gibt
2532     System, die das wegstrippen :(
2533     Klammeraffe: Ist bei einem Unix-Terminal das Standard-Kill-Zeichen (stammt
2534     halt noch aus der Zeit, als Fernschreiber als I/O-Geraete benutzt
2535     wurde, und ein Fernschreiber, der druckt, kann per Definition kein
2536     Backspace o.ae. haben - Tipp-Ex-Baender waren nicht eingebaut :)
2537     - und es gibt eben noch Systeme, die zum lokalen Login diese STTY-
2538     Settings benutzen. Seit wir die VT100-Terminals abgebaut haben,
2539     ist das fuer Studenten weniger relevant, unser BV behandelt aber
2540     alle Benutzer.
2541     Doppelkreuz: Ist bei einem Unix-Terminal das Standard-Erase-Zeichen
2542     Prozent: Mift, das hab' ich mir nicht aufgeschrieben, geht aber auch in
2543     irgendeinem System nicht. Vielleicht sollte man es mal wieder
2544     probieren (bis es knallt)?
2545     Doppelte Anfuehrungszeichen: Wurden von Radius als Begrenzer benutzt. Ja,
2546     der Radius-Server funktionierte nur mit Klartext-Passwoertern :(
2547     Ja, funktionierte, Vergangenheitsform, er ist jetzt endlich tot :)
2548     Ja, damit kann ich die doppelten Anfuehrungszeichen freigeben :)
2549     Paragraph: ist kein ASCII-Zeichen. Das kann die lustigsten Probleme geben,
2550     insbesondere wenn verschiedene encodings benutzt werden - IMHO gibt
2551     es auch Implementierungen, die das 8. Bit wegschneiden...
2552 root 1.424 %
2553 root 1.389 [subversion is just plain broken. I just lost all my local modifications, right?]
2554    
2555     cerebro ~/cvs/mythtv# svn update
2556     svn: Working copy '.' locked
2557     svn: run 'svn cleanup' to remove locks (type 'svn help cleanup' for details)
2558     cerebro ~/cvs/mythtv# svn cleanup
2559     svn: 'programs/mythlcd' is not a working copy directory
2560     cerebro ~/cvs/mythtv# svn update
2561     svn: Working copy '.' locked
2562     svn: run 'svn cleanup' to remove locks (type 'svn help cleanup' for details)
2563     cerebro ~/cvs/mythtv# svn help cleanup
2564     cleanup: Recursively clean up the working copy, removing locks, resuming
2565     unfinished operations, etc.
2566     usage: cleanup [PATH...]
2567    
2568     Valid options:
2569     --diff3-cmd arg : use ARG as merge command
2570     --config-dir arg : read user configuration files from directory ARG
2571    
2572     [Thanks for the details. Not.]
2573 root 1.424 %
2574 root 1.388 But there's an observation I can't help doing: it seems to me that the
2575     ratio of increase in the complexity of (some aspects of) the language _is_
2576     _much_ _bigger_ than that in the functionality such complexity is supposed
2577     to provide.
2578     - perl6-language - michele dondi
2579 root 1.424 %
2580 root 1.386 [From: perl6-language]
2581    
2582     The fact that there's not alot of active p5p'ers on this list should
2583     alarm people more.
2584    
2585     -Nate
2586    
2587     [...]
2588    
2589     My take on that is that it is because Perl 6 is not a new version of
2590     Perl 5. I still think "Perl" is a misleading name, and mostly hurts the
2591     image of the language that is created here.
2592    
2593     Juerd
2594    
2595     [...]
2596    
2597     (Oh, and that perl6 will never be able to upgrade my scripts that use
2598     'format', but I'm aware of the plan to make that `obsolete' as in: the
2599     perl526 translator will dump core on those)
2600    
2601 root 1.432 --
2602 root 1.386 H.Merijn Brand
2603 root 1.387 %
2604 root 1.385 Die Firma Microsoft warnte asiatische Regierungen am Donnerstag,
2605 root 1.388 dass diese patentrechtlich verklagt werden könnten, wenn sie das
2606 root 1.385 Betriebssystem Linux anstelle von Microsoft's Windows-Software einsetzen.
2607     Nachrichtenagentur Reuters (18. November 2004)
2608 root 1.387 %
2609 root 1.384 [Come on, "kidtalk"???]
2610     http://www.microsoft.com/athome/security/children/kidtalk.mspx
2611 root 1.387 %
2612 root 1.383 [Priceless :)]
2613     http://www.scottmccloud.com/comics/icst/icst-6/icst-6-full.html
2614 root 1.387 %
2615 root 1.382 [http://developers.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/10/15/1312216&from=rss]
2616     >> I hate it whenever Word tries to encourage me not to use passive.
2617     [...]
2618     > Okay then, translate "The window has been broken" into active voice.
2619     "Windows is broken."
2620 root 1.387 %
2621 root 1.381 [Brent 'Dax' Royal-Gordon on the perl6-language list:]
2622     Removing features simply because their implementation is inconvenient
2623     is not The Perl Way. If it were, Perl 6 would be Java With Sigils.
2624 root 1.387 %
2625 root 1.380 [Incidentally, the USoA is one of the two countries on earth that insist
2626     on being able to kill their children legally]
2627     http://www.post-gazette.com/breaking/20040329pornp6.asp
2628 root 1.387 %
2629 root 1.379 [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miller_test]
2630     The Miller test is the United States Supreme Court's test for determining
2631     whether speech or expression can be labeled obscene [...]
2632 root 1.387 %
2633 root 1.377 [http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20050923-5346.html]
2634     "They find the anti-pornography crowd disturbing because they believe
2635     that policing pornography violates fundamental rights. This has become
2636     the dominant view in our society: As long as what I do doesn't harm you
2637     personally, I have a right to do it. It's a silly view and a view rejected
2638     by law enforcement policies all over the country."
2639 root 1.378 --
2640     "What we really need is less government and more common sense. The Bush
2641     administration thinks it can win the war in iraq, the war on terror, the
2642     war on drugs, and the war on smut while establishing a lunar colony and
2643     rebuilding New Orleans, all without raising taxes. He really needs a
2644     reality check. I can't believe that with all of this crap going on, Tom
2645     DeLay has the balls to claim that the republican party has eliminated
2646     wasteful government spending."
2647 root 1.387 %
2648 root 1.376 [Attaching 72lbs to spam-reply-envelopes is legal. Do it!]
2649     http://www.vertical-visions.com/_temp/postagepaid/index2.html
2650 root 1.387 %
2651 root 1.375 [Charley Tart on Consensus Trance: <SLAP> <SLAP> Wake up!]
2652     http://www.cantrip.org/charles_tart.html
2653 root 1.387 %
2654 root 1.375 ["It's such a moving story, it must be true"]
2655     http://www.photo.net/photodb/presentation.tcl?presentation_id=246277
2656 root 1.387 %
2657 root 1.374 [Pencil Carving]
2658     http://www.infofreako.com/jad/enpitsu-e.html
2659 root 1.387 %
2660 root 1.374 [Copyright]
2661 root 1.373 http://www.bromsun.com/practice/copyrights/flowchart.html
2662 root 1.387 %
2663 root 1.372 [Die Wirtschaft befreit die Menschen von der Arbeit]
2664     http://www.stuttgarter-zeitung.de/stz/page/detail.php/949236
2665 root 1.387 %
2666 root 1.432 23:10 <mmead> schmorp: A federal appeals court ruled today that the president can indefinitely detain a U.S. citizen
2667     captured on U.S. soil in the absence of criminal charges, holding that such authority is vital to protect the
2668 root 1.371 nation from terrorist attacks.
2669 root 1.432 23:10 <mmead> A congressional resolution after the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks "provided the President all powers
2670     necessary and appropriate to protect American citizens from terrorist attacks by those who attacked the United
2671 root 1.371 States on Sept. 11,'' the decision said.
2672 root 1.432 23:10 <mmead> The decision by a three-judge panel was written by Judge J. Michael Luttig, who sources have said is under
2673     consideration by President Bush for nomination to the U.S. Supreme Court.
2674 root 1.387 %
2675 root 1.370 [Looks extreme]
2676     http://www.counterpunch.org/
2677 root 1.387 %
2678 root 1.369 [Some glimpse of what happened in New Orleans]
2679     "As we approached the bridge, armed Gretna sheriffs formed a line across the
2680     foot of the bridge. Before we were close enough to speak, they began firing
2681     their weapons over our heads."
2682     http://www.livejournal.com/users/malbec/1052572.html
2683 root 1.387 %
2684 root 1.368 [Global Average Temperature vs. Number of Pirates]
2685     http://www.sheise.de/files/PirateGraph.jpg
2686 root 1.387 %
2687 root 1.367 [http://www.fefe.de/nowindows/]
2688     Many people using Windows don't care about their freedom. They do care
2689     about quality software and for that reason try to replace all the user
2690     space software from Microsoft with better free alternatives. This is the
2691     sole reason for the existance of cygwin.
2692 root 1.387 %
2693 root 1.366 [http://www.eff.org/Infrastructure/trusted_computing/20031001_tc.php]
2694 root 1.387 %
2695 root 1.366 The TCG has resisted defining "owner" for purposes of their spec, despite
2696     several requests for clarification.
2697    
2698     Think of it this way: most computer-related "stuff" now has a "licensed,
2699     not sold" tag attached. Ask yourself again, then, who has ultimate control
2700     unter TCG definitions.
2701 root 1.387 %
2702 root 1.366 But rememer they aren't doing anything wrong and they aren't trying to
2703     force anything on you. It is all opt-in and you always get to set the
2704     policy on your computer. It's just that nothing works any more unless you
2705     do opt-in and you do set your policy exactly they way they tell you to.
2706 root 1.387 %
2707 root 1.366 It's not coercion. It's for security. It helps the economy. It thwarts
2708     terrorists. TPM gives flags to orphans if that's what it needs to do to
2709     get people on board.
2710     %
2711 root 1.365 To have a secure computer, you must download the latest
2712     patches. Therefore, you must upgrade to SP4, and therefore, you must
2713     accept the EULA that requires you to agree with Microsoft's proprietary
2714     DRM.
2715    
2716     The end is near. Security patches will soon require your body to be
2717     injected with RFID. Surely, we are all doomed.
2718 root 1.387 %
2719 root 1.364 [http://it.slashdot.org/it/05/09/01/1419222.shtml?tid=172&tid=109]
2720     switch ($decade) {
2721     case "the 50's":
2722     s/the Boogyman/Communist agitators/g;
2723     break;
2724     case "the 60's":
2725     s/the Boogyman/acid-eating hippies/g;
2726     break;
2727     case "the 70's":
2728     s/the Boogyman/disco/g;
2729     break;
2730     case "the 80's":
2731     s/the Boogyman/mutual assured destruction (and Grenada!)/g;
2732     break;
2733     case "the 90's":
2734     s/the Boogyman/evil hackers and George Michael/g;
2735     break;
2736     case "the 00's":
2737     s/the Boogyman/terrorists/g;
2738     break;
2739     }
2740 root 1.387 %
2741 root 1.363 http://www.demonbaby.com/blog/2005/08/curiosities-from-japans-porno-shops.html
2742    
2743     "How fucking creepy is that? As you can see from the flyer included
2744     in the capsule (note the kiddie crayon font), the other toys in the
2745     assortment include little girls spreading their legs, little girls sucking
2746     suggestively on popsicles, and little girls dry-humping their teddy bears"
2747    
2748     "Interestingly enough, none of the cans were very long - maybe six inches
2749     at the most. I was trying to avoid the whole Asian-men-have-small-penises
2750     thing, but they kind of handed it to me on a silver platter."
2751    
2752     ""Maybe I should just try it. Just see what it feels like..." I mean,
2753     why not, right? You know. Just for kicks, right? So you know what? I
2754     fucked it. Yeah. I fucked a plastic beer can. I fucked the shit out of
2755     that can. And you know what? It felt alright. It did the trick. That
2756     is, until it was all over. Until the moment after, when I was hit by a
2757     sobering freight train of humility, looking down at my dick stuck inside a
2758     latex vagina housed in a plastic beer can. Moments like that you start to
2759     question everything - "How the hell did it come to this? Who am I? What am
2760     I doing with my life?" I probably sat there for an hour, silently with my
2761     plastic lover, pondering my existence."
2762 root 1.387 %
2763 root 1.362 "The scholars of Islam, such as Malik, Ash-Shafi`i, Ahmad and Ishaaq said
2764     that (the person guilty of this crime) should be stoned, whether he is
2765     married or unmarried."
2766    
2767     http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/Satellite?pagename=IslamOnline-English-Ask_Scholar/FatwaE/FatwaE&cid=1119503547102
2768     http://www.islamonline.net/english/Contemporary/2003/02/Article01-0.shtml
2769     http://www.islamonline.net/english/Contemporary/2003/07/Article02.shtml
2770     http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/Satellite?pagename=IslamOnline-English-Ask_Scholar/FatwaE/FatwaE&cid=1119503545556
2771     http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/Satellite?pagename=IslamOnline-English-Ask_Scholar/FatwaE/FatwaE&cid=1119503543324
2772 root 1.387 %
2773 root 1.362 http://www.islamonline.net/servlet/Satellite?pagename=IslamOnline-English-Ask_Scholar/FatwaE/FatwaE&cid=1119503546996
2774    
2775     [I like this comparison between of and watching television:]
2776     Your brother is not at all different from those who have been conditioned
2777     to fornicate, or commit theft or murder, or who have become addicted to
2778     watching pornography or even television for that matter. All of these
2779     are destructive habits that one learns through continuous exposure or
2780     conditioning.
2781    
2782     [And this is religion at its best:]
2783     Let him continuously read, reflect and meditate on the verses of the
2784     Qur'an that deal with the punishment meted to the nation who practiced
2785     this abomination; let him also read the verses depicting hell fire.
2786 root 1.387 %
2787 root 1.361 [Racism]
2788     http://www.flickr.com/photos/firewall/38725768/
2789 root 1.387 %
2790 root 1.360 [A link, just a link]
2791     http://www.oilcrisis.com/
2792 root 1.387 %
2793 root 1.359 As you may have noticed, the HOWTO is getting stale, you can't subscribe to
2794     the mailinglist and a lot of messages sent to it aren't getting through.
2795    
2796     I apologise for this.
2797    
2798     If all goes well I'll get my driver's license this Tuesday, which will allow
2799     me to visit the server, which I can't easily reach right now.
2800 root 1.387 %
2801 root 1.358 PSYC @> el says: von java bekommt man krebs
2802     induktiv says: java is ein riesiger marketing misthaufen voll mit code von uebereifrigen fh-programmierern
2803     el says: ich kenn da wen
2804     el says: bei dem wars so
2805     [...]
2806     PSYC @> el says: und.. naja, der hat also ganz viel java programmiert
2807     el says: und bekam augenkrebs
2808     el says: gehirntumor auch
2809     el says: ich weiss nicht, was vorher da war
2810 root 1.387 %
2811 root 1.357 wget http://el.l.tobij.de/ratz.jpg && xsetbg ratz.jpg
2812 root 1.387 %
2813 root 1.356 [in a reply to a school work assignment about proving why env vars make
2814     no sense in the kernel]
2815     From: Christoph Lameter <clameter@engr.sgi.com>
2816    
2817     [...]
2818    
2819     Mathematical proofs are accomplished within a framework of mathematical
2820     models.
2821    
2822     In the postmodern time period and we gave up belief that the mathematical
2823     models are an accurate representation of reality. We only expect that
2824     they are sufficiently accurate for the purposes at hand.
2825 root 1.387 %
2826 root 1.354 [such nice quotes from http://theinquirer.net/?article=24638]
2827     There will be EF devices, EF branded content and probably EF branded
2828     contraceptives to use while watching EF branded porn.
2829     --
2830     Any DRM on a machine is simply a sign of failure.
2831 root 1.355 --
2832     This crushing DRM that is being foisted upon you is the surest sign that
2833     you don't want this product, and you will be paying too much for it. Don't
2834     like that? Bought legislators are hard at work making sure you will go to
2835     jail if you try to exercise your rights on the issue.
2836 root 1.387 %
2837 root 1.353 An absolutely fascinating interview with Robert Pape, a University of
2838     Chicago professor who has studied every suicide terrorist attack since
2839     1980. "The central fact is that overwhelmingly suicide-terrorist
2840     attacks are not driven by religion as much as they are by a clear
2841     strategic objective: to compel modern democracies to withdraw military
2842     forces from the territory that the terrorists view as their homeland."
2843     <http://www.amconmag.com/2005_07_18/article.html>
2844     [From: CRYPTO-GRAM 2005-08-15]
2845 root 1.387 %
2846 root 1.352 [If you are a US citizen, you might want to fight for the right to vote,
2847     which you currently do not posess]
2848     http://reclaimdemocracy.org/political_reform/right_to_vote.html
2849 root 1.387 %
2850 root 1.388 Kind: "Daad! Die alten Griechen mußten 44 Arten der Selbstverteidigung lernen, ohne Waffen!"
2851     Vater: "Dafür haben wir eine zweistufige elektrische Heckenschere."
2852 root 1.351 [Nach: Time Bandits]
2853 root 1.387 %
2854 root 1.350 http://www.cpmission.com/main/painpolitics/mdjackson.html
2855 root 1.387 %
2856 root 1.349 Capitalization is the difference between "I had to help my uncle Jack off
2857     a horse.." and "I had to help my uncle jack off a horse.."
2858 root 1.387 %
2859 root 1.432 Tcl is LISP on drugs. Using strings instead of S-expressions for closures
2860     is Evil with one of those gigantic E's you can find at the beginning of
2861     paragraphs.
2862 root 1.387 %
2863 root 1.347 [the average IQ seems to be declining]
2864     http://www.gnxp.com/MT2/archives/000953.html
2865     http://www.fourmilab.ch/documents/IQ/1950-2050/
2866 root 1.387 %
2867 root 1.346 [http://yro.slashdot.org/yro/05/07/31/0626257.shtml?tid=153&tid=98&tid=95&tid=103&tid=219]
2868     > If you know anything, most catholics register as democrats
2869    
2870     Most catholics aren't American.
2871 root 1.387 %
2872 root 1.345 [Some things possibly cannot exist...]
2873    
2874     [http://www.cuttingedge.org/news/depleted-uranium.html]
2875     In NEWS1920, we demonstrated how America's widespread usage of Depleted
2876     Uranium munitions is fulfilling the prophetic End of the Age prophecy
2877     against Babylon (Iraq). Now, we examine how our D.U. is quite possibly
2878     fulfilling another major prophecy: Revelation 6:3-4
2879    
2880     [http://cuttingedge.org/detail.cfm?ID=939]
2881     How Mormon Temples Are Built To Be Demon Magnets
2882 root 1.387 %
2883 root 1.344 [http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/meast/07/23/egypt.explosions/index.html]
2884     Asked whether he thought the blasts might be related to Islam, he
2885     replied, "What Islam? This terrorism has nothing to do with any religion,
2886     because all religions do not allow aggression and do not allow killing
2887     civilians in innocence. Those don't belong to Muslims. They are a gang of
2888     criminals."
2889 root 1.387 %
2890 root 1.343 The Black Hole in the Galactic Center
2891     [http://www.mpifr-bonn.mpg.de/staff/hfalcke/bh/sld1.html]
2892 root 1.387 %
2893 root 1.342 To me anything above 30 fps is good and 45-50 is amazing... 75 is more
2894     than I've seen lol. Then again I come from a mac
2895 root 1.387 %
2896 root 1.341 [There are things the US congress can do that were far beyond my imagination]
2897     http://reason.com/rauch/99_08_07.shtml
2898 root 1.387 %
2899 root 1.340 The MSI MS-9130 (K8T Master2-FAR) is an excellent board. The only problem
2900     I had was with my video card shorting out and frying both the board and
2901     card (They went up in flames).
2902 root 1.387 %
2903 root 1.432 05:46 <mmead> AP and UPI reported that the French government announced yesterday that
2904     it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide." The only two
2905     higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate." The action
2906     was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed one of France's
2907 root 1.338 white flag factories, disabling their military.
2908 root 1.432 05:47 <mmead> it's obviously been recirculated recently:
2909 root 1.339 http://www.edthibodeau.com/nonplussed/2004/10/french_terror_a.html
2910 root 1.387 %
2911 root 1.337 [The following quote from a NASA press release shows impressively how much
2912     we know. And more importantly, how to build up scientific knowledge part
2913     by part. "Knowledge" always has a margin-of-error inherently attached to it.]
2914    
2915     "The cloud indicated the comet is covered in the powdery stuff."
2916    
2917     [http://nssdc.gsfc.nasa.gov/planetary/text/di_pr_20050708.txt]
2918 root 1.387 %
2919 root 1.336 [http://www.skippy.net/blog/2005/06/09/security-through-stupidity/]
2920     Silly questions abound, all to cover people's butts. When I moved to
2921     the US in 1992 (from Canada), one of the questions on my green card
2922     application was "Do you, or any member of your immediate family, plan to
2923     violently overthrow the government of the United States or assasinate any
2924     elected official?" Not only did they have checkboxes for "yes" and "no",
2925     but they had a blank space labelled, "If you checked 'yes', please provide
2926     a detailed explanation in the space below." I never figured out what kind
2927     of explanation would make them give you a green card anyway.
2928     --
2929     Hasbro should ask the same. Teddy Ruxpin chips were found on a number
2930     of landmines during the first gulf war... First, we just thought these
2931     people REALLY hate Teddy Ruxpin, maybe we're not so different after all...
2932     but on further investigation, Ruxpin had easily-programmable EEPROMs, so
2933     the Ruxpin chip was actually being repurposed as a controller for the
2934     explosives. They were jackin' overseas deliveries to get the Ruxpins.
2935 root 1.387 %
2936 root 1.335 http://graphics.stanford.edu/~danielrh/vote/vote.html
2937     The Obfuscated V contest
2938 root 1.387 %
2939 root 1.335 Airplane security is getting surreal: "...FAA regulation that requires
2940     soldiers -- all of whom were armed with an arsenal of assault rifles,
2941     shotguns and pistols -- to surrender pocket knives, nose hair scissors and
2942     cigarette lighters."
2943     http://tinyurl.com/7z8my
2944 root 1.387 %
2945 root 1.334 <http://babygimp.sourceforge.net/>
2946     Does it run under Windows ?
2947     - Who cares?
2948 root 1.387 %
2949 root 1.333 [Can hot water freeze faster than cold water?]
2950 root 1.332 http://math.ucr.edu/home/baez/physics/General/hot_water.html
2951 root 1.387 %
2952 root 1.331 http://www.physik3.gwdg.de/~rgeisle/nld/sbsl-howto.html
2953     Single Bubble Sonoluminescence HOWTO
2954     [...]
2955     Don't bother me with "my bottle exploded, what was wrong?"-stuff; While the bottle is heated it mustn't be closed!
2956     [...]
2957     Darken your room completely. Adapt your eyes, which may take 15 minutes up
2958     to half an hour. Look at the flask or at least where you think your flask
2959     is (remember: the room is completely darkened).
2960 root 1.387 %
2961 root 1.329 [de.alt.ufo]
2962 root 1.432 > Ja, stimmt - ich hatte mich früher viel mit Leuten beschäftigt, die
2963     > wahrscheinlich entführt wurden, oder bei denen es den Anschein hatte. Im
2964     > Moment beschäftige ich mich mit der Konstruktion eines kleinen UFO-
2965 root 1.388 > Detektors, der die UFO- Ereignisse auch zählt.-
2966 root 1.330 > www.ufo-finder.de
2967 root 1.432 > Aber Feld-Forscher bin ich deshalb noch nicht. Das geht gesundheitlich nicht
2968 root 1.330 > mehr!
2969     > richy.
2970    
2971     Und es gibt wirklich Deppen, die sich von dir abzocken lassen??
2972 root 1.387 %
2973 root 1.330 [de.alt.ufo]
2974 root 1.329 > Wie kann ich online etwas belegen, das sich in der Vergangenheit
2975     > zugetragen hat?
2976    
2977     Das solltest Du Dich selbst mal fragen. Wenn Du es nicht belegen kannst,
2978     warum behauptest Du es dann?
2979 root 1.388 [später]
2980     > Ach, wenn es interessant wird, umfängt Dich Faulheit?
2981 root 1.329
2982     Bei dir ist das angemessen, du hast deinen Ruf weg.
2983     Du plapperst immer nur von Belegen, verlangst letzten Endes
2984     naturwissenschaftliche/physikalische Beweise (genaugenommen:
2985     ein Alien-craft zum Vorfuehren), darunter akzeptierst du nichts,
2986     aber das stellt sich erst nach ellenlangen threads heraus.
2987    
2988     Aber das ist bekannt, und eigentlich belanglos.
2989    
2990     Wer sich auf Debatten mit dir einlaesst und Argumente erwartet
2991     von jemand, der die Wissenschaft zur Ersatzreligion verquast,
2992     ist eigentlich selbst schuld.
2993 root 1.387 %
2994 root 1.388 [de.alt.ufo, über einen www.rtl.de-news-Artikel]
2995 root 1.328 Wie die Skepsos so schoen sagen: der Verfasser von dem Quark war so offen,
2996     dem ist das Gehirn rausgefallen.
2997 root 1.387 %
2998 root 1.327 [res_nsend.c]
2999     /* give the hook another try */
3000     if (++loops < 42) /*doug adams*/
3001     break;
3002 root 1.387 %
3003 root 1.326 [sr_port/mdq.h]
3004 root 1.432 /* Insert a doubly-linked list of elements from "n->q.fl" to "n->q.bl"
3005 root 1.326 in between "o" and "o->q.fl" */
3006     #define dqadd(o,n,q) ((o)->q.fl->q.bl=(n)->q.bl,(n)->q.bl->q.fl=(o)->q.fl,(o)->q.fl=(n)->q.fl,(n)->q.fl->q.bl=(o))
3007 root 1.387 %
3008 root 1.325 Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.
3009 root 1.387 %
3010 root 1.324 * Andreas Waechter <mail@andreas-waechter.de> [06-25-05 00:58]:
3011 root 1.432 > No, Thunderbird should not "reply" to the list with the
3012 root 1.324 > current settings of the list.
3013 root 1.432 >
3014     > There is no "Reply-To" header, thus a "Reply" has to go to
3015     > the address in the "From" header - which is the address of
3016 root 1.324 > the original sender, not the list.
3017 root 1.432 >
3018     > The List address is in the "To" field. Thus only a "Reply
3019     > All" will go to the list as CC (and to the original sender
3020 root 1.324 > as TO).
3021 root 1.432 >
3022 root 1.324 > Don't blame my mail client for the set-up of the list.
3023    
3024     Your *mail* client is *not* being blamed. It is *your*
3025     responsibility. No one disputes your choice of mail client, but it
3026     *is* your responsibility to see that *your* posts are properly
3027     addressed to the list, not the list's software or the people you are
3028     being discourteous to.
3029    
3030     The *fault* is *all* yours. It is/was your choice.
3031     --
3032     Patrick Shanahan Registered Linux User #207535
3033 root 1.387 %
3034 root 1.323 [http://www.heise.de/ct/00/20/104/]
3035 root 1.388 "Sie können mit falschen Tatsachen Leute überzeugen, das ist nun mal so."
3036 root 1.387 %
3037 root 1.322 An appeals court in Minnesota has ruled that the presence of encryption
3038     software [PGP] on a computer may be viewed as evidence of criminal intent.
3039     http://www.granick.com/archive/2005_05_01_theshout_archive.html#1117581
3040     http://news.com.com/Minnesota+court+takes+dim+view+of+encryption/2100-1030_3-5718978.html
3041     http://www.lawlibrary.state.mn.us/archive/ctappub/0505/opa040381-0503.htm
3042 root 1.387 %
3043 root 1.322 [http://www.komotv.com/stories/37150.htm]
3044     "They said 'no' and they said it's a national security issue. And I said
3045     what about my constitutional rights? And they said 'not at this point ...
3046     you don't have any'."
3047 root 1.323
3048     [I also am very fond of this quote:]
3049     "My concern is that if that's the way they're treating American citizens I
3050     would hate to think how they're treating other people. It's crazy."
3051     [Don't they have _any_ ethics?? What about equality? Ah well, I forgot...]
3052 root 1.387 %
3053 root 1.321 [http://wiki.ffii.org/CampIcecream050601En]
3054     Yes its true! If you go down to Place du Luxembourg from now until
3055     3pm, you can collect your free icecream and support the Computer
3056     Implemented Inventions Common Position!
3057 root 1.387 %
3058 root 1.319 [http://dirac.sourceforge.net/documentation/algorithm/upconversion/index.htm]
3059     The change from Blitz to standard arrays had little effect on the
3060     execution time so I stuck with the standard type. The standard arrays
3061     should be more acceptable to developers who want to modify the code.
3062     Insisting that the developer use a certain array container for no good
3063     reason will not win many fans.
3064    
3065     [http://dirac.sourceforge.net/documentation.html has other nice
3066     documents in the algorithm section]
3067 root 1.387 %
3068 root 1.318 ["Blue in the Face"]
3069     Ich kriege in New York keine Angst, nein... aber in Schweden...da isses
3070     irgendwie so leer und da sind alle betrunken... und alles funktioniert...
3071     und, naja, wnen du an einer roten Ampel den motor nicht abstellst, reden
3072     die leute mit dir.... die zeigen da im fernsehen ohrenoperationen...
3073    
3074     Solche dinge machen mir Angst... nicht New York.
3075 root 1.387 %
3076 root 1.317 And before I forget it, readers fascinated by the idea of Central
3077     Europeans using A6 as a toilet paper size might also be interested to hear
3078     that the U.S. have for the same application field a standard square format
3079 root 1.388 of 4.5×4.5 in = 114×114 mm, which is for instance documented in New Jersey
3080 root 1.317 Specification No. 7572-01 (May 1997), section 2.3.
3081     [http://www.cl.cam.ac.uk/~mgk25/iso-paper.html]
3082 root 1.387 %
3083 root 1.316 [Better know what they actually do...]
3084 root 1.388 [Technische Richtlinie / Telekommunikationsüberwachung]
3085 root 1.316 http://www.regtp.de/imperia/md/content/tech_reg_t/ueberwachu/TR_TKUE_Ausgabe_4.1_29-11-2004.pdf
3086 root 1.315 [RFC3924 Cisco Architecture for Lawful Intercept in IP Networks]
3087     ftp://ftp.rfc-editor.org/in-notes/rfc3924.txt
3088 root 1.387 %
3089 root 1.314 [rfc4096]
3090     The FTC called a summit of leading thinkers, and the regulation was
3091     amended to read "but don't use languages that go from right to left
3092     or up and down instead of plain old left to right." Needless to say,
3093     the reaction from the Freedonian League for the Defense of Linguistic
3094     Diversity killed that proposed regulation really quickly.
3095 root 1.387 %
3096 root 1.313 [just a really nice md5sum]
3097     99421268df476006401f11f96b655248
3098 root 1.387 %
3099 root 1.312 [a comment in some g729 sample implementation]
3100 root 1.432 * For G.729(,A,B) royalty payments, see http://www.sipro.com
3101 root 1.312 * WARNING: please make sure you are sitting down before looking
3102     * at their price list.
3103 root 1.387 %
3104 root 1.311 [http://developers.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=139347&cid=11665921]
3105     You'd think I was overgeneralizing, but I'm not. Absolutely every single
3106     time I see HN in use, I quickly end up learning that the programmer who
3107     wrote the code was an idiot. On at least two separate occasions, I've
3108     had to correct C code with HN that did not allocate space for the null
3109     terminator on any strings anywhere in the code. That's pretty much the
3110     level of programming talent you can expect when you see HN in use.
3111 root 1.387 %
3112 root 1.309 21:22 <mmead> tiger's SMB support is fucking broken
3113     21:26 <oesi> mmead: when you grow up, you will substitute "'s SMB support" by "" :)
3114 root 1.387 %
3115 root 1.308 03:05 <oesi> 02:34 <bani_> ich dachte immer alle beinhaltet mehr als 1
3116     03:05 <oesi> 02:34 <bani_> aba naja
3117     03:05 <oesi> 02:35 <oesi> nein, viele beinhaltet mehr als 1
3118     03:05 <oesi> 02:35 <bani_> stimmt auch wieder
3119 root 1.387 %
3120 root 1.319 [ein so gut geschriebenes dokument erwartet man eigentlich nicht mal vom BSI]
3121 root 1.307 http://www.bsi.bund.de/literat/studien/antispam/antispam.pdf
3122 root 1.387 %
3123 root 1.306 [some SPAM]
3124     Freie Geschlechtabbildungen und -filme. Und Phasennetznocken
3125 root 1.387 %
3126 root 1.305 cowsay -f head-in oink | cowthink -n -f sodomized
3127 root 1.387 %
3128 root 1.304 [star wars episode guide]
3129     1 =Epichode 1: The Phantom Grimace
3130     2 =Epichode 2: Attack of the Groans
3131     3 =Epichode 3: Revenge of the Shit
3132     4 = Episode 4: A New Hope
3133     5 = Episode 5: The Empire Strikes Back(By far the best Star Wars film. One of the finest movies ever made.)
3134     6 = Episode 6: Return of the Jedi(would have been a thousand times cooler if the ewoks had been Wookies).
3135     [http://www.beggingtodiffer.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=pp;action=display;num=1113843411]
3136 root 1.387 %
3137 root 1.300 [God knows his enemies]
3138     http://sheise.de/files/GODvsBUSH.gif
3139 root 1.302 [Uh-oh, "se germans are next"]
3140 root 1.303 http://sheise.de/files/cnn_iraq.jpg [a fake, but nevertheless]
3141 root 1.387 %
3142 root 1.299 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0054743/
3143 root 1.301 [Why is it that every good Hollywood movie is at least 30+ years old?]
3144 root 1.387 %
3145 root 1.298 [http://www.bildblog.de/]
3146 root 1.388 Die "Bild"-Zeitung schreibt Blödsinn, und alle schreiben's ab. Die
3147     rührende Geschichte von den "Unfallforschern", die angeblich "ermittelt"
3148     hätten, was doch nur eine schlichte Umrechnung von Stundenkilometern in
3149 root 1.298 Meter pro Sekunde ist, zieht Kreise.
3150    
3151     Nachrichtenagentur ddp, 3. Mai, 03:16 Uhr:
3152    
3153     Laut "Bild" ermittelten Unfallforscher, dass ein Auto bei einer
3154     Geschwindigkeit von 50 Kilometern pro Stunde etwa 14 Meter pro Sekunde
3155 root 1.388 ungebremst weiterfährt, während der Fahrer nach einer fallengelassenen
3156 root 1.298 Zigarette sucht.
3157    
3158     Nachrichtenagentur AFP, 3. Mai, 04:25 Uhr:
3159    
3160     [usw.]
3161    
3162     Bei "Stern Online" ist aus den "Unfallforschern" schon eine ganze "Studie"
3163 root 1.388 geworden, die plötzlich zu Ergebnissen kommt, die nur scheinbar mit den
3164 root 1.298 bekannten "Ermittlungen" identisch sind:
3165    
3166     Nach Auffassung des SPD-Verkehrsexperten Peter Danckert kann eine
3167     brennende Zigarette den Fahrer jedoch ebenso wie ein klingelndes
3168     Telefon ablenken. Er verwies auf eine Studie, nach der ein 50
3169     Stundenkilometer schnelles Auto mindestens 14 Meter weiterrolle, wenn
3170     der Fahrer nach einer Zigarette sucht.
3171 root 1.387 %
3172 root 1.388 [schlimmer als de.alt.ufo, schlimmer als jede Verarschung sein könnte...]
3173 root 1.297 http://www.bild.t-online.de/BTO/news/2005/01/22/sonne__boese/sonne__boese.html
3174     http://www.bild.t-online.de/BTO/news/2004/12/28/seebeben/zerreisst__unsere__erde.html
3175 root 1.387 %
3176 root 1.296 [http://apple.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=147629&cid=12370229]
3177     Which fanboy are you?
3178    
3179     1. Windows
3180    
3181     You wear wraparound sunglasses, even indoors. You wish your mother
3182     would let you ride a motorbike. You tell your friends you're pulling
3183     in $50,000 a year and $2,000 a month "playing the stock market" but
3184     in reality you're only bringing in half that and your dividends from
3185     MSFT havn't been good in years. Your non computing friends all turn
3186     to you for help; you only charge $30 an hour. Your collegues talk
3187     about you behind your back. Your workplace nickname is likely to be
3188     "The Asshole". Unlike the Linux fanboys, you actually try to pick up
3189     dates in bars but women laugh at you.
3190    
3191     2. Apple
3192    
3193     You think you're so cool you hurt. You have mirrors on every wall
3194     in your "loft apartment", which is really a grimy little apartment
3195     next to a guy who plays Guns 'n Roses at 3am. All of your furniture
3196     is from Ikea. You sometimes think that changing your name to "Steve"
3197     would be "pretty cool". When you go to bars you only drink Miller
3198     Lite. No body ever asks you for help with their computers because
3199     they know you don't know anything but OS X, even if you do tell them
3200     you "run Unix" now. Your friends openly laugh at you.
3201    
3202     3. Linspire
3203    
3204     You regularly give $10 bills to homeless guys because you have
3205     too much money. Computers baffle you, but you enjoy looking at
3206     pictures of naked women. You don't know what Linux is, but you
3207     continually bugged the IT guy at work about your computer so he
3208     installed Linspire on your machine.
3209    
3210     4. Umbongo
3211    
3212     You shop at GAP. You probably used to use a Mac. When you saw the
3213     multiracial image used as a desktop picture and heard that this
3214     operating system came from the same country as Nelson Mandela, you
3215     knew it was for you. You meet with your friends in fair-trade coffee
3216     houses and talk about the eventual overthrow of evil corporations
3217     such as Microsoft and Starbucks. Like the Linspire user, you have
3218     very little real knowlege when it comes to computers but you would
3219     never use your computer to look at pictures of women degrading
3220     themselves.
3221    
3222     5. Gentoy
3223    
3224     You've been "into computers" for ohh, one or two years now and fancy
3225     yourself as "a bit of a hacker". Wouldn't know C from C++, or even
3226     Perl for that matter. Older Gentoy users may be building their homes
3227     from matchsticks. You've explained to all your friends that your
3228     matchstick house will have an "optimised floorplan". They've tried
3229     to tell you that your house violates every known building code and
3230     law in your area, but you've ignored them so far because you can't
3231     read those complicated regulatory documents.
3232    
3233     6. Linux From Scratch
3234    
3235     Much like the Gentoy user but you'd also be into sadomasochistic
3236     sex if you could get it. You're not just building a house from
3237     matchsticks, you're planing to grow the trees to make the
3238     matchsticks. You've cleared some land but don't know what to do next
3239     because you havn't read the books you've got, so you've posted to
3240     alt.arborists.newbie asking for help. It's been three days so far
3241     and no one has replied. You remain hopeful.
3242 root 1.387 %
3243 root 1.295 [/usr/bin/cowsay]
3244     if (($^O eq "MSWin32") or ($^O eq "Windows_NT")) { ## Many perls, eek!
3245 root 1.387 %
3246 root 1.294 [A few days after the 6.0.9 release announcement]
3247    
3248     In the spirit of release early, release often.... Err no, actually more
3249     in the spirit of, let's not try to lose data during file resolution...
3250    
3251     Coda 6.0.10 is out
3252 root 1.387 %
3253 root 1.293 <opine@orifice2.com> wrote:
3254    
3255     > > On Mon, 14 Mar 2005 23:55:28 -0800, CrabRangoon wrote
3256 root 1.432 >
3257 root 1.388 > > Meine Großmutter hat einen kleinen Hinterhof und sie benutzt selten die
3258 root 1.293 > > Dusche. Bei vielen Gelegenheiten habe ich mehr als 4
3259 root 1.388 > > Lebensmittelgeschäftspeicher-Versorgungsmaterialien Sellerie an einem
3260     > > einzelnen Tag verbraucht. Würde es irgendein Benzin unter meiner Couch
3261     > > geben, wenn ich meine Hose bügelte?
3262 root 1.432 >
3263     > What does your granny's tiny ass have to do with this group? Other than the
3264 root 1.293 > smell attracting flies of course...
3265 root 1.432 >
3266 root 1.293 I figured a little non-native tongued nonsense would help keep this
3267     request near the top of the group. thanks for playing along.
3268 root 1.388 cheers and Haben Sie eine glückliche Karotte
3269 root 1.387 %
3270 root 1.432 00:24 <elmex> ich bin ja nur ein dummer niedersachse, der kaum was in der schule hatte
3271 root 1.387 %
3272 root 1.291 War is God's way of teaching Americans geography. -Ambrose Bierce
3273 root 1.387 %
3274 root 1.290 98% of the time I am right. Why worry about the other 3%.
3275 root 1.387 %
3276 root 1.289 [Bertram van Munster, Jerry Bruckheimers partner, interviewed in the BBC
3277     show "Correspondent"]
3278 root 1.288
3279     [...] I do reality television, and I've done this for many many many
3280     years, long before even anybody knew what reality was.
3281    
3282     [so know we know who creates reality now]
3283     %
3284 root 1.287 [from wordnet]
3285     cock sucking, blowjob
3286     => fellatio, fellation
3287     => oral sex, head
3288     => perversion, sexual perversion
3289     => sexual activity, sexual practice, sex, sex activity
3290     => bodily process, body process, bodily function, activity
3291     => organic process, biological process
3292     => process
3293     => phenomenon
3294 root 1.387 %
3295 root 1.286 10:41 <oesi> [0]--(10:40:39)-(root@km)-(~/xxml)-> file tmon.out
3296     10:41 <oesi> tmon.out: ASCII Java program text
3297 root 1.387 %
3298 root 1.285 [SSK@J3GtFnEi8b~ko6mGvvXdrQoZ3D4PAgM,hhWspr43hLbvnrlkwxtDLg/ABC_NoJail/2//]
3299     [slightly edited]
3300     Largest prison population in the world is in the United States of America
3301     (in 2000: 2,071,686 persons, 22% of world prison population), it has more
3302     than double the prison population of Russia or China. What that means is
3303     that in USA 1 out of 143 residents are incarcerated.
3304    
3305     About 88% of USA prison population is male, but female population is
3306     sharply on the rise, and might soon reach that of males, due mostly to new
3307     laws on terrorism and drugs.
3308    
3309     Out of all the black males between 20 and 39, 12% are in custody (anybody
3310     told them about emancipation proclamation?).
3311 root 1.387 %
3312 root 1.284 "Begehe nur nicht den Fehler, Meinung durch Sachverstand zu substituieren."
3313     (PLemken, <bu6o7e$e6v0p$2@ID-31.news.uni-berlin.de>)
3314 root 1.387 %
3315 root 1.283 Mail::Box - 700MB of RSS to open a 30MB mail folder, one half of the
3316 root 1.282 advertised features doesn't work, while the other half is just buggy.
3317 root 1.387 %
3318 root 1.281 A ship is safe in harbor, but that is not what ships are built for.
3319 root 1.432 I learned that some cops lie. This was a brutal and profoundly disturbing
3320     realization: Those in control are not necessarily trustworthy.
3321 root 1.281 - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson
3322 root 1.387 %
3323 root 1.279 "parrot - from the people who brought you ithreads"
3324     - oesi
3325 root 1.387 %
3326 root 1.278 [US, Metric]
3327     http://www.unc.edu/~rowlett/units/usmetric.html
3328 root 1.387 %
3329 root 1.432 [http://use.perl.org/~scrottie/journal]
3330 root 1.277 [I agree with that very much, most of his blog is really interesting]
3331 root 1.275 Sunday February 20, 2005 07:18 AM
3332     Minions Wanted [ 0 Comments | #23269 ]
3333    
3334     It's been about 10 years since I've had minions. They've all grown up,
3335     started painfully profitable companies, and now hob-knob whose-who of
3336     important and influential figures of their field. I'm growing old and
3337     increasinly mal-adapted to normal life. It's no longer becoming for me
3338     to leave my lair nor speak on the phone. I've reflected on making this
3339     post, and I've reflected at great length. Minions aren't what they used
3340     to be. Minions now days are soft and weak willed. In the old days, it was
3341     that minions would realize they can wield power if they're willing to
3342     spend a time subserviant to someone capable of teaching. Now days, kids
3343     have this notion that money only comes from the parents, power comes from
3344     your social (gag) circles, and glory comes from the things you own. They
3345     seek answers to Perl questions only for immediate gradification, not to
3346     truly master an insidious tactic and become a potent force. Kids now
3347     days, not nearly robust enough to be considered minion material. They,for
3348     their entire life, questioninglessly slide into being slaves of much
3349     more powerful overlords. They accept as payment for their servatude a
3350     few measily tens of thousands of dollars, and then only paid in payments
3351     yearly, calling that close enough to world domination, and inexchange
3352     for that paultry fee, deliver one after another innocent to the hands of
3353     Bill Gates, telling the clients they betray that Microsoft Windows is a
3354     servicable operating system and a supportable platform. While it is truly
3355     becoming to serve on the side of Microsoft, it is also well known the
3356     ranks are thin at the top but wide at the bottom, and few ever move past
3357     petty explotation of businesses and moronic home users.
3358    
3359     This is not the stock I seek. These so short-sightedly driven by greed,
3360     rather than lusting for true power, amount to little more than orcs - a
3361     fodder of little use except as "consumers" in this modern age. It is far
3362     more becoming to hope to some day aspire to be an overlord of some small
3363     repute yourself and initially forego payment.
3364    
3365     Minions in my service will be expected to endure maindane business-related
3366     tasks, such as answering the phone, but will always be allowed the
3367     basic dignity of being able to tell clients to "fuck off" when
3368     appropriate. Retaining dignity does not relieve the necessities of
3369     subordination, however. My minions may seek clarification but will never
3370     question me. For the term of their indenture, they will accept my teaching
3371     as truth itself. They will not seek short-cuts where I say there are none,
3372     and if I later reveal short-cuts, they will know it was because they were
3373     not yet ready before. While my young troglodytes will doubtless enterain
3374     perversion and drug abuse in their free time, they will go for the want of
3375     the very necessities of life should urgant cause arise.
3376    
3377     In exchange, they will be tutored on the basic elements of evil and Perl
3378     programming and will share in the spoils of an insideous plot I've hatched
3379     some time ago to dupe large numbers of people out of money by playing on
3380     their greed and fear. Of course, in the interest of avoiding indictment
3381     myself, the details of the plot can never be revealed, but a clever
3382     student will quickly ascertain the nature of the ploy. After thier period
3383     of endenture, minions will have developed an eye for exploitation and
3384     trickery, but most importantly will have developed a deeper understanding
3385     of how things work - both in Perl and in the real world. They will see
3386     everything about them as quite potentially theirs - no program must go
3387     unwritten, and persuent to Free Trade Agreements, they will be as a
3388     sovereign nation.
3389    
3390     While the offer is valid, this is a draft for a post on
3391     jobs.perl.org. Feedback is welcome - unless you're stupid, then stay the
3392     hell off my blog. Time and time again I forget both the power of TV to
3393     sap intelligence and the very prevelence of the thing. So let this be a
3394     test: if you watch more than half an hour a day of any programming besides
3395     CSPAN, don't post here.
3396    
3397     -scott
3398 root 1.387 %
3399 root 1.274 But Mike Loughlin, who studied the boiling of lobsters when he was a
3400     University of Maine graduate student, said lobsters simply lack the brain
3401     capacity to feel pain.
3402    
3403     "It's a semantic thing: No brain, no pain," said Loughlin, who now works
3404     as a biologist at the Maine Atlantic Salmon Commission.
3405 root 1.387 %
3406 root 1.273 Subject: Re: [Gimp-user] Gimp contextual F1 help & Crimson Editor in Windows
3407     From: Sven Neumann
3408    
3409     Hi,
3410    
3411 root 1.388 Rubén de Diego Martínez writes:
3412 root 1.432 > I also think that it's a bug. How may I report-it?
3413 root 1.273
3414     Go to http://support.microsoft.com/support/feedback/ and tell them
3415     that
3416    
3417     ShellExecute (HWND_DESKTOP, "open", uri, NULL, NULL, SW_SHOWNORMAL);
3418    
3419     does not do what you would expect it to do.
3420 root 1.387 %
3421 root 1.271 http://www.syslog.com/~jwilson/pics-i-like/kurios119.jpg
3422 root 1.272 the original comment says:
3423     This is probably part of an elaborate IQ test.
3424     Waiting at the gate means you fail.
3425 root 1.387 %
3426 root 1.271 {Net-Knuddels:Flat eric} ich mir eine kolaflasche reingeschioebn
3427     {Net-Knuddels:Flat eric} und dann ist meine klitoris erissen
3428     {Net-Knuddels:Flat eric} und ich musste ins krankenhaus
3429     {Net-Knuddels:Flat eric} oh sorry, falsches fenster
3430     {Flat eric:Net-Knuddels} aja
3431     {Net-Knuddels:Flat eric} hi :)
3432 root 1.387 %
3433 root 1.275 [Java, like Delphi, requires manual destruction. Obvious, but still
3434 root 1.270 interesting read]
3435     http://www.octopull.demon.co.uk/java/ImmortalityAtaPrice.html
3436 root 1.387 %
3437 root 1.269 [Obscure Algorithms, just for my reference]
3438     http://aggregate.org/MAGIC/
3439     http://www.hackersdelight.org/HDcode.htm
3440 root 1.387 %
3441 root 1.268 In Los Angeles, the "HOLLYWOOD" sign is protected by a fence and a locked
3442     gate. Because several different agencies need access to the sign for
3443     various purposes, the chain locking the gate is formed by several locks
3444     linked together. Each of the agencies has the key to its own lock, and not
3445     the key to any of the others. Of course, anyone who can open one of the
3446     locks can open the gate.
3447    
3448     This is a nice example of a multiple-user access-control system. It's
3449     simple, and it works. You can also make it as complicated as you want,
3450     with different locks in parallel and in series.
3451 root 1.387 %
3452 root 1.267 http://www.crypto.com/papers/safelocks.pdf
3453     Safecracking for the computer scientist
3454 root 1.387 %
3455 root 1.265 Fact: Something that you observe to be true.
3456    
3457     Fact #1: when you drop a hammer, it falls to the ground
3458    
3459     Fact #2: a genetic sequence can change sufficiently to form a new
3460     species. Speciation has been observed more than once in the laboratory
3461     and in the wild, so this is a fact. Since we call this process
3462     'evolution', that means evolution is a fact. Keep reading for more
3463     explanation of this.
3464    
3465     Theory: An explanation of an observation
3466    
3467     Theory #1: The theory of gravity is understood as a curvature in space,
3468     which explains why the hammer falls.
3469    
3470     Theory #2: The Theory of Evolution through Natural Selection explains
3471     how a population's genome can change over time.
3472    
3473 root 1.266 Law: Not really related to any of the other definitions. It's just a
3474     mathematical relationship between two values.
3475 root 1.265
3476     Law #1: If you double the distance from a source of light, the
3477     brightness falls off proportionally to the square of the distance.
3478    
3479     Law #2: (expressed as a formula) F=ma. Force equals mass times
3480     acceleration.
3481    
3482     Please note that Evolution is a fact, and the theory is called the Theory
3483     of Evolution through Natural Selection. There are other theories of
3484     evolution, which have been disproved. A famous one is the theory of
3485     evolution through acquired characteristics, also known as Lamarkian
3486     evolution. It posited that species evolve by acquiring and retaining
3487     useful characteristics through use. Therefore, a giraffe would have
3488     longer necks if the previous generations stretched their necks to reach
3489     high leaves. This was the main theory that Darwin and others showed to be
3490     false.
3491    
3492     [by Profane MuthaFucka (574406)]
3493 root 1.387 %
3494 root 1.388 [Aus: Psychologie heute, 10/2003, über einen Artikel von Rentfrow/Gosling,
3495 root 1.264 Journal of Personality and Social Psychology 6/2003]
3496    
3497     Fans von reflexiven und komplexen Musikstilen wie Klassik, Blues, Jazz und
3498     Folk sind offen, tolerant und machen gerne neue Erfahrungen. Sie halten
3499 root 1.388 sich für intelligent - und sind es auch. Außerdem können sie gut mit
3500     Worten umgehen, schätzen das schöne. haben eine starke Vorstellungskraft
3501     und sind politisch liberal eingestellt. Sie sind häufig etwas unsportlich
3502 root 1.264 und wollen andere nicht dominieren.
3503    
3504 root 1.388 Anhänger von intensiven und rebellischen Musikrichtungen wie Heavy Metal,
3505     Rock und alternativer Musik sind offen für Experimente. Sie halten sich
3506     außerdem für intelligent, eloquent und sportlich. Obwohl die Musik, die
3507     sie bevorzugen, vorwiegend negatives ausdrückt, scheint dies nicht auf
3508     sie abzufärben: Sie sind weder neurotischer noch unverträglicher als die
3509     Fans anderer Musikrichtungen. Darüber hinaus sind sie wissensdurstig,
3510     risikobereit und körperlich aktiv.
3511 root 1.264
3512     Beschwingt und konventionell. So bezeichnen Rentfrow und Gosling
3513 root 1.388 Popsongs und Schmusehits, Countrymusik, Filmmusik und religiöse Musik
3514     (Spirituals, Gospels, Kirchenlieder). Wer diese Musik gerne hört, ist ein
3515     umgänglicher Zeitgenosse: Er geht gern aus sich heraus, ist verträglich,
3516     fröhlich, zuverlässig, hilfsbereit und gewissenhaft. Seine Einstellungen
3517 root 1.264 sind eher konservativ, Beredesamkeit und Offenheit sind nicht seine
3518 root 1.388 Stärken. Dafür hält er sich aber für attraktiv und vor allem für
3519 root 1.264 sportlich.
3520    
3521 root 1.388 Wer sich für energetische und rhythmische Musik begeistern kann (Rap,
3522     Hip-Hop, Soul, Funk, Electronica) trägt sein Herz auf der Zunge. Er
3523     ist umgänglich, quirlig, liberal eingestellt, extravertiert und ein
3524     wenig eitel: Er hält sich für attraktiv und sportlich. Konservatives
3525     Gedankengut und Dominanz über andere liegen ihm hingegen fern.
3526 root 1.264
3527 root 1.388 Die besten verbalen Fähigkeiten haben die Angehörigen der ersten beiden
3528 root 1.264 Gruppen. Am wenigsten beredt ist die dritte Gruppe. An analytischem
3529 root 1.388 Verstand mangelt es vor allen den Musikhörern der vierten Gruppe.
3530     während die erste Gruppe, gefolgt von der zweiten, am meisten davon
3531 root 1.264 vorzuweisen hat.
3532    
3533     "Die intelligenteste Gruppe bevorzugt die komplexeste Musik", sagen die
3534     Forscher.
3535 root 1.387 %
3536 root 1.263 [Very well-written article on the legal foundazion of licensing, and
3537     the extreme difference in what a free software license does vs. a
3538     EULA-style license]
3539 root 1.262 http://www.opencores.org/forums.cgi/cores/2005/01/001453
3540 root 1.387 %
3541 root 1.261 The Pirate Bay is a BitTorrent tracking site in Sweden with 150,000 users
3542     a day. In the fall, it posted a torrent for Shrek 2. Dreamworks sent a
3543     cease-and-desist letter demanding the site remove it. One of the site's
3544     pseudonymous owners, Anakata, replied: "As you may or may not be aware,
3545     Sweden is not a state in the United States of America. Sweden is a country
3546     in northern Europe [and] US law does not apply here. ... It is the opinion
3547     of us and our lawyers that you are fucking morons." Shrek 2 stayed up.
3548 root 1.387 %
3549 root 1.260 Java is, in many ways, C++--. (Michael Feldman)
3550 root 1.387 %
3551 root 1.259 [Happy New Year]
3552     23:42 -!- zaphod [jkneer@fatboy.laendle] has quit [Quit: Hochhaus]
3553     Day changed to 01 Jan 2005
3554     00:24 <schmorp> re
3555 root 1.387 %
3556 root 1.258 [http://www.calsky.com/lexikon/de/txt/f/fe/fehlschluss.php]
3557 root 1.388 Im besten Fall kann die Verknüpfung zweier Tatsachen Verdachtsmomente
3558     liefern, die mit wissenschaftlichen Methoden abgeklärt werden
3559 root 1.258 sollen. Was eine wissenschaftliche Methode ist, ist Gegenstand anderer
3560     wissenschaftlicher Untersuchungen.
3561 root 1.387 %
3562 root 1.257 [funny page(s), although I think it's sad that people trying to "debunk"
3563     bad science theories are prone to the same logical fallacies as the
3564     proponents of such theories.]
3565     http://www.xs4all.nl/~mke/Planet-X.htm
3566     "On the Internet, there's a picture circulating that's supposedly `secret
3567     evidence' from Russia, proving Planet X is an inhabited world. The makers
3568     took the original photo (top left), enlarged it, and upgraded it with
3569     `solarize' and `find edges'. And look... Suddenly, you see all kinds of
3570     spaceships orbiting the planet! (top right) I followed exactly the same
3571     procedure, using a photo of one Robert Bridson, math student at Stanford
3572     University (below, left). After enlarging and solarizing the photograph,
3573     it became clear that mr. Bridsons left ear actually is inhabited by
3574     intelligent beings, since there clearly is a spaceship taking off from it
3575     (below, right)."
3576 root 1.387 %
3577 root 1.256 [wonderful info...]
3578     http://www.ems.psu.edu/~fraser/Bad/
3579     [useful info...]
3580     http://www.snopes.com/
3581 root 1.387 %
3582 root 1.253 Computer analyst to programmer:
3583     "You start coding. I'll go find out what they want."
3584 root 1.387 %
3585 root 1.252 [Fun!]
3586     http://chrisevans3d.com/files/iq.htm
3587 root 1.387 %
3588 root 1.388 [Spektrum der Wissenschaft, 11/2004, über Informationstransport im All]
3589 root 1.251 "Wenn unsere Vettern im Kosmos wirklich intelligent sind, werden ihre
3590     Computer sicher nicht mit Microsoft-Betriebssystemen ausgestattet sein."
3591 root 1.387 %
3592 root 1.250 [in our continued series, "solaris source code", today, /bin/true]
3593     ddev5:~$ cat /bin/true
3594     #!/usr/bin/sh
3595     # Copyright (c) 1984, 1986, 1987, 1988, 1989 AT&T
3596     # All Rights Reserved
3597    
3598     # THIS IS UNPUBLISHED PROPRIETARY SOURCE CODE OF AT&T
3599     # The copyright notice above does not evidence any
3600     # actual or intended publication of such source code.
3601    
3602     #ident "@(#)true.sh 1.6 93/01/11 SMI" /* SVr4.0 1.4 */
3603 root 1.432 ddev5:~$
3604 root 1.387 %
3605 root 1.249 22:07 <elmex> schmorp: naja, es beweist das das konzept von java nicht funktioniert
3606     22:07 <schmorp> elmex: welches konzept?
3607     22:07 <elmex> das "hack dir die beine ab, und lauf nen marathon"-konzept ;)
3608 root 1.387 %
3609 root 1.248 [Gtk2/Makefile.PL]
3610     # win32 does not allow unresolved symbols in libraries, but
3611     # Gtk2 uses on symbols in the dll created for Glib.
3612     # so, we have to break all this nice abstraction and encapsulation
3613     # and find the actual Glib.dll and Glib.lib installed by perl when
3614     # the Glib module was built, and add it to the list of lib files.
3615     #
3616     # say it with me: "i hate win32."
3617 root 1.387 %
3618 root 1.388 Immerhin meint die Filmförderungsanstalt, im Jahr 2002 seien 59
3619 root 1.247 Millionen CD-Rohlinge von 5,9 Millionen Nutzern mit Filmen bespielt
3620     worden, im Durchschnitt also zwo:lf Rohlinge pro Anwender.
3621     -- <http://www.heise.de/newsticker/data/see-08.04.03-000/>
3622 root 1.387 %
3623 root 1.246 http://otierney.net/images/perl6.gif
3624 root 1.387 %
3625 root 1.245 [http://www.kinderschaender.de/begriff.htm]
3626 root 1.388 Das einzige, was die Seite wirklich gezeigt hat, ist, daß es kaum Menschen
3627     gibt, die weiter denken als ein Schwein scheißt.
3628 root 1.387 %
3629 root 1.244 http://www.paulgraham.com/fix.html
3630     [I'd say ALL the essays on http://www.paulgraham.com/articles.html
3631     are readable, and in most cases I wholeheartedly agree with them.]
3632 root 1.387 %
3633 root 1.243 http://www.theregister.co.uk/security/security_report_windows_vs_linux/
3634 root 1.387 %
3635 root 1.243 [From: CRYPTO-GRAM]
3636     Bill Gates points out that all those IE security holes have not been
3637     Microsoft's fault. (The first step towards recovery is recognizing
3638     that you have a problem.)
3639     <http://slashdot.org/articles/04/10/15/015239.shtml?tid=109&tid=1>
3640 root 1.387 %
3641 root 1.242 [top output on redhat9, with one real-time priority process]
3642     PID USER PRI NI SIZE RSS SHARE STAT %CPU %MEM TIME CPU COMMAND
3643 root 1.247 25788 root 18446744073709551565 0 10076 9.8M 2816 S 0.9 1.9 0:01
3644 root 1.242 26064 root 21 0 1508 1508 1184 S 0.3 0.2 0:00 0 curl
3645    
3646     [I am continually amazed at how redhat is able to break utilities that worked
3647     and work on other distributions without flaws again and again and again...]
3648 root 1.387 %
3649 root 1.241 That depends. There is C++ and there is C++. There are many different
3650     sorts of C++, I'll talk about 2 of them:
3651    
3652     Category 1 code is 'C with classes and on-the-fly variable
3653     declarations'. It uses macros, bad encapsulation, no const-correctness,
3654     etc. Category 1 code tends to either use object oriented programing
3655     exclusively, or use it combined with procedural programming. Other
3656     programming paradigms are extremely rare. It often uses non-portable hacks
3657     because Standard-knowledge is scarce among category 1 coders. Category 1
3658     code is seen mostly in Flipcode and Gamedev.net articles and forums. Also
3659     it is seen in almost every API ever developed by Microsoft. A slightly
3660     less bad version of category 1 code is seen in libraries that call
3661     themselves "high-quality C++ libraries" but that don't even use a single
3662     namespace and rely heavily on macros and other unsafe preprocessing
3663     techniques where this is totally unnecessary. Most of those libraries are
3664     that way because they were started before the 1998 C++ Standard's stuff
3665     got implemented in main-stream compilers.
3666    
3667     Category 2 code is what I'd like to see as the meaning of the term
3668     "C++ code". It is Standard-compliant, uses multiple programming
3669     paradigms and is pushing the language to the max (and beyond ;) to
3670     create easy to use, efficient, highly-reusable and easy to extend
3671     programs/libraries/modules/etc. Unfortunately, category 2 code is
3672     hard to write when you have to work with incompetent compilers like
3673     MSVC6/7. Category 2 code is mostly seen in:
3674 root 1.387 %
3675 root 1.240 [On "Main Loop with Fixed Time Steps", a Windows programmer commented:]
3676 root 1.239
3677     Just to point out, With a tick being a maximum of FFFFFFFFh, you *only*
3678     have about 49 days of tick time since the system has started! Though I
3679     doubt any game or even system runs for that long.
3680 root 1.387 %
3681 root 1.238 [http://www.paulgraham.com/popular.html]
3682     "The best writing is rewriting," wrote E. B. White. Every good writer
3683     knows this, and it's true for software too.
3684 root 1.387 %
3685 root 1.237 > think it needs the Ultimate Refactor..."rm -rf programs/Xserver/GL"
3686    
3687     ... and I was told "rm -rf" means "read mail, really fast!"
3688     ;)
3689 root 1.387 %
3690 root 1.235 [this is not a blogggggg]
3691     One fine day, I removed the "video=matrox:off" from my kernel commandline,
3692     having removed the matrox card from my machine months ago. Promptly, the
3693     proprietary nvidia driver greeted me with:
3694    
3695     NVIDIA: Failed to map framebuffer memors
3696    
3697 root 1.236 Adding the video option back made it work again. No, I do not have any
3698     framebuffer devices compiled into the kernel, either...
3699 root 1.387 %
3700 root 1.234 [taken out of a public mail by a journalist... I have never seen anybody
3701     using so many abbreviations...]
3702    
3703     Hi Volker -
3704    
3705     alles klar ..!? Bin mit dem Buch i. Stretch .. Lektorat / Korrektorat
3706 root 1.388 Architekturbuch ... wie üblich, kennst das ja wahrsch. auch ... alles zu
3707     spät ...
3708 root 1.234
3709     Dann gehts direktemang in die Ferien (2 Wochen Gomera ab komm. SA ...)
3710    
3711     Ja, und dann find ich doch Volker ganz Massiv im Briefkasten a. SA ..
3712    
3713 root 1.388 schönes Foto von dir ... 1 Seite .. 2 seiten Interview, m. Fortsetzung im
3714     nächsten Heft ..!!! (äusserst rar b. nem Interview ...)
3715 root 1.234
3716 root 1.388 herzliche Grüsse
3717 root 1.234
3718     tom
3719 root 1.247
3720 root 1.234 PS: Mein Wissenschtf.Kollege und Filmemacher ist der Meinung, dass das Thema
3721 root 1.388 'Copyrights, Commons, Freedom' etc ...spannend wäre, aber schlecht fürs TV
3722 root 1.234 ... Du kannst prakt. nichts mehr themat. Anspruchsvolles machen ... auch b.
3723 root 1.388 Arte war irgend nen Problem (fällt mir auf d. Schnelle nicht mehr ein ...
3724 root 1.234 schon ein paar Wochen her ...)
3725 root 1.387 %
3726 root 1.233 From: William Lee Irwin III <wli@holomorphy.com>
3727     Subject: Re: silent semantic changes with reiser4
3728     Message-ID: <20040826183838.GE2793@holomorphy.com>
3729    
3730     On Thu, Aug 26, 2004 at 02:02:29AM -0700, Hans Reiser wrote:
3731 root 1.247 > How old are you? I thought you were the guy at Linux Tag with fashion
3732     > oriented hair who gave a talk on his XFS work? Did I confuse you with
3733 root 1.233 > someone else?
3734    
3735     Index: mm1-2.6.9-rc1/CREDITS
3736     ===================================================================
3737     --- mm1-2.6.9-rc1.orig/CREDITS 2004-08-26 10:37:57.424567967 -0700
3738     +++ mm1-2.6.9-rc1/CREDITS 2004-08-26 11:35:24.977260109 -0700
3739     @@ -2677,6 +2677,14 @@
3740     S: 79098 Freiburg
3741     S: Germany
3742    
3743     +N: Hans Reiser
3744     +E: reiser@namesys.com
3745     +W: http://www.namesys.com/
3746     +D: official Linux kernel hairstyle critic
3747     +S: 6979 Exeter Dr
3748     +S: Oakland, CA 94611
3749     +S: USA
3750     +
3751     N: Joerg Reuter
3752     E: jreuter@yaina.de
3753     W: http://yaina.de/jreuter/
3754 root 1.387 %
3755 root 1.232 Partial lynx-output for mail sent by "T-Online Vertragsbrief":
3756     [poeppel_magenta.gif]
3757 root 1.387 %
3758 root 1.231 [http://www.dark-skies.org/theproblems.html#security]
3759     Better ligthing does not affect crime rates
3760 root 1.387 %
3761 root 1.230 [http://www.immunitysec.com/downloads/tc0.pdf]
3762     Label: "Difficulty of owning Windows vs. Difficulty to make this graph"
3763 root 1.387 %
3764 root 1.229 [rxvt-unicode (mine! :) vs. gnome-terminal :)]
3765     [http://bugs.gnome.org/show_bug.cgi?id=137864]
3766     [...]
3767     Upgrading to major: the first person to fix this (fix = performance is
3768     within a factor of 2 of rxvt-unicode for all four of the tests here) gets
3769     $50 from me, or an expensive dinner + all the beer they can handle if they
3770     ever visit Sydney, Australia ;)
3771     [...]
3772     Tagging this critical+urgent. How dare I, you ask? Doubling the reward -
3773     $100 if this is fixed (see above) before September 1, 2004. $0 after that
3774     (and I'll return it to a normal bug ;) If anyone else wants to contribute
3775     to whoever ends up fixing this, please join in..
3776 root 1.387 %
3777 root 1.228 [SSK@goHdpeHC2XTrpDXZIbgvdJMz5XsPAgM%2ced-XX1sNy0yR7p%7eQMmjeAA/Treibholz/1//Texte/0,1518,druck-301268,00.html]
3778     [SSK@goHdpeHC2XTrpDXZIbgvdJMz5XsPAgM%2ced-XX1sNy0yR7p%7eQMmjeAA/Treibholz/1//Texte/0,1518,druck-301538,00.html]
3779     Dass die Flimmerkiste ein beliebiges "Nullmedium" sei, beklagen
3780     Kulturkritiker von jeher. Doch nun zeigt selbst ein unvoreingenommener
3781     Blick aufs TV-Programm: Die Quote ist heilig, das Niveau sinkt auf breiter
3782     Front - auch bei ARD und ZDF. Verdummt die Na
3783 root 1.387 %
3784 root 1.226 [SSK@goHdpeHC2XTrpDXZIbgvdJMz5XsPAgM,ed-XX1sNy0yR7p~QMmjeAA/Treibholz/1//Texte/brainleak%202004-03-02.html]
3785 root 1.227 [...] Tech savvy people will be inclining towards clicking the cancel
3786     button by default whenever they are presented a question which they don't
3787     fully understand, or didn't expect to see. Regular computer users will
3788     be inclined to press the Ok button instead, because they fear that by
3789     clicking cancel they might be causing something they don't understand not
3790     to work, something that they probably won't be able to fix afterwards
3791     anyway. If a geek fucks up somehow, he'll know what to do to fix it
3792     anyway, so there's no harm done clicking cancel. [...]
3793 root 1.387 %
3794 root 1.223 [http://www.sensesofcinema.com/contents/00/10/marienbad.html]
3795     I once had a postmodern intertextual moment at a drugstore bookrack when I
3796 root 1.224 picked up a paperback with the following title: Bram Stoker's Dracula:
3797 root 1.223 A Novelization Based on the Original Screenplay.
3798 root 1.387 %
3799 root 1.222 [bts show 215647]
3800     [yes, the whole thing]
3801 root 1.387 %
3802 root 1.221 [bts show 254316]
3803 root 1.247 > > The problem is not in luit, it's not in XTerm, it's not even in termcap;
3804     > > it's in the morass of complexity that some mindless jerk who'll be first
3805     > > against the wall when the revolution comes standardised as ISO 2022.
3806 root 1.221 >
3807     > ( google suggests 2022 has many fans ;-)
3808    
3809     We'll use a larger wall.
3810 root 1.387 %
3811 root 1.220 [Maedhros35 about "Clockwork Orange" on IMDB]
3812     This is a movie I would not recommend even to my worst enemy. It is a
3813     horrible picture, containing too much random violence and rape committed
3814     by four no-goods in white pyjamas, than is good for anyone too watch.
3815    
3816     The only fun moment is when the main character, being brainwashed into a
3817     non-violent state of mind, is being bashed by his former friends.
3818    
3819     There may be some "hidden message" in this movie about society and blah,
3820     but the message (not too well brought) is completely drowned.
3821    
3822     It is not even a waste of your time, it is worse than that. Avoid at all
3823     cost.
3824     ["too much violence" but "the only fun moment".... What the...!?]
3825 root 1.387 %
3826 root 1.219 When searching on google for:
3827    
3828 root 1.225 kakerlake schabe made
3829 root 1.219
3830     Google asked me wether I instead wanted to look for:
3831    
3832 root 1.225 kakerlake _schwabe_ made
3833 root 1.387 %
3834 root 1.218 What we learned this week;
3835     "Hell is a bad place to be and renders with 8-12fps"
3836 root 1.387 %
3837 root 1.216 "Britain is one of only three countries in the world (the others are
3838     Germany and Egypt) enduring stricter censorship today than 25years ago"
3839 root 1.387 %
3840 root 1.215 [translated]
3841     23:07 <schmorp> libtool is soo broken
3842     23:07 <schmorp> ./libtool gcc-3.4 ...
3843     23:07 <schmorp> libtool: compile: unable to infer tagged configuration
3844     23:07 <schmorp> libtool: compile: specify a tag with `--tag'
3845     23:07 <schmorp> ...
3846     23:07 <schmorp> libtool --tag=ulubulu
3847     23:07 <schmorp> libtool: ignoring unknown tag ulubulu
3848     23:07 <schmorp> and it works
3849 root 1.387 %
3850 root 1.214 History does not repeat itself. Historians repeat each other.
3851     -- Lord Balfour
3852 root 1.387 %
3853 root 1.213 The whole of Mozilla is just one big focus bug.
3854 root 1.387 %
3855 root 1.212 <Beerman> When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then
3856     I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked
3857     him to forgive me.
3858 root 1.387 %
3859 root 1.211 [slashdot]
3860     > there are currently no active, reliable ways to obtain the program listings for New Zealand television
3861    
3862     I have been to NZ. You have no television.
3863 root 1.387 %
3864 root 1.210 [IMDB user about "What?" by Roman Polanski]
3865     "What?" fills the gap for those who get a kick out of 70's porn plots, but
3866     get bored during the sex scenes.
3867 root 1.387 %
3868 root 1.209 I say to you that the VCR is to the ... American public as the Boston
3869     strangler is to the woman home alone.
3870     - Jack Valenti (CEO, MPAA)
3871 root 1.387 %
3872 root 1.208 [Bruce Schneier]
3873     SP2 is an important security upgrade to Windows XP, and I hope it is
3874     widely installed among licensed XP users. I also hope it is quickly
3875     pirated, so unlicensed XP users can also install it. In order for me
3876     to remain secure on the Internet, I need everyone to become more
3877     secure. And the more people who install SP2, the more we all benefit.
3878 root 1.387 %
3879 root 1.207 [From Paul Eggert]
3880     [...] Worse, HP-UX asctime rejects any tm_year that is negative; this
3881     violates the C standard, but HP won't take my bug reports since I'm not a
3882     HP-UX customer. [...]
3883 root 1.387 %
3884 root 1.206 >>>Just curious, If I recall correctly, didn't Forth used to be FORTH?
3885     >>
3886     >>Since FORTH is not an acronym (the way BASIC, LISP, FORTRAN and C are)
3887     >>but a (deliberate) misspelling of "fourth", when it became possible to
3888     >>use LC the fashion became to do so. My book, "Scientific FORTH" (1992)
3889     >>spelled it in UC.
3890 root 1.247 >
3891     >
3892 root 1.206 > BASIC, LISP and FORTRAN are acronyms. C isn't.
3893    
3894     C isn't all caps, just the initial letter.
3895 root 1.387 %
3896 root 1.205 [comp.lang.c]
3897     > According to The American Heritage Dictionary of the English Language
3898    
3899     I'm sorry, but that's like quoting Bjarne Stroustrup on correct ISO C
3900     usage.
3901    
3902     Richard
3903 root 1.387 %
3904 root 1.204 I remember Elwyn Berlekamp describing what goes on at computer go
3905     tournaments (where computer programs play go against each other) - unlike
3906     at computer chess tournaments where the programs far surpass their
3907     creators, at go tournaments the creators sit there and look at a game in
3908     play and say things to each other like, "Gosh, I wonder if my program will
3909     repair that weakness before your program notices it."
3910 root 1.387 %
3911 root 1.203 21:40 <oesi> sansho: du bist kindisch. :)
3912     21:40 <sansho> oesi: das hab ich mir von dir abgeguckt
3913 root 1.387 %
3914 root 1.202 MarkD [-]: The trouble with political jokes is that some of them get elected
3915 root 1.387 %
3916 root 1.201 A coherent understanding of Philosophy will convince you that you are
3917     competent to understand the universe and achieve the human values that
3918     make life meaningful. You will know when you know something and when you
3919     don't, when you understand something and when you don't, and why. You
3920     will also realize why morality and ethics are too important to be left to
3921     anyone but yourself. You will learn that there are no shortcuts to truth,
3922     no authorities you can follow blindly, and perhaps most important, that
3923     nothing at all exists except reality. In sum, you will know what human
3924     existence means and implies.
3925    
3926     [Introduction to Philosophy, Joel Katz]
3927 root 1.387 %
3928 root 1.201 > > Casts from void* are necessary in C++, not in C.
3929     >
3930     > I am aware... I'm fishing for more info! Perhaps if I reposted again and
3931     > said you were wrong I'll get more...
3932     >
3933     > You're WRONG!
3934    
3935 root 1.388 void* is implicitly converted to the destination pointer type (C99 §6.3.2.3
3936     and §7.20.3.1).
3937 root 1.387 %
3938 root 1.200 From: Allin Cottrell <cottrell@wfu.edu>
3939     In the DOS days, I had a scattering of students who really
3940     knew about computers. In the XP days, I have none.
3941 root 1.387 %
3942 root 1.199 [another variation, more useful]
3943     A. It should be obvious.
3944     Q. How is it hard?
3945     A. Because it makes it hard to follow conversations.
3946     Q. Why is top-posting bad?
3947 root 1.387 %
3948 root 1.198 [windows is a good place to learn programming]
3949     Subject: Linux c prog doesn't work on Sun Solaris Machine....?
3950    
3951     Compiled using g++ on linux and then I tried to execute it on Solaris.
3952     The error message was something like "can't execute a.out"
3953    
3954     - works ok on linux
3955     - ran chmod so Sun user has execute/read/etc permissions. chmod u=rwx
3956    
3957     Any clues why?
3958     I am new to the non windows world.
3959    
3960     Thanks
3961 root 1.387 %
3962 root 1.197 [comp.lang.c]
3963     > I want to write some data on the EEPROM of a PIC 16F877 microcontroller via
3964     > serial port rs232. What library can I use with a gcc compiler to perform
3965     > this ?
3966    
3967     This is not a C question. Please try asking again in comp.arch.embedded where
3968     we will advise you to use an 8051, AVR, or MSP430 instead of the PIC.
3969 root 1.387 %
3970 root 1.196 [comp.std.c]
3971     In message <c4k0mj$fmp$1@sunnews.cern.ch>
3972     Dan.Pop@cern.ch (Dan Pop) wrote:
3973    
3974     > In <nfa0k1-03l.ln1@jones.homeip.net> lawrence.jones@ugsplm.com writes:
3975 root 1.247 >
3976     > >The text of the standard only yields one reasonable interpretation.
3977     >
3978 root 1.196 > Yup, mine!
3979 root 1.387 %
3980 root 1.195 [links-2.1pre13 ChangeLog]
3981     Thu Oct 9 16:44:10 GMT 2003 mikulas:
3982    
3983     Do not print 1000l on FreeBSD console on exit
3984 root 1.387 %
3985 root 1.194 [an old question, revisited]
3986     http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/
3987 root 1.387 %
3988 root 1.194 [comp.lang.c]
3989 root 1.247 > can any one translate the following codes into c++ codes,
3990 root 1.194
3991     This is comp.lang.c. We do C, not C++. We do not translate C into
3992     obfuscated languages. The good news is that your code already _is_ C++.
3993 root 1.387 %
3994 root 1.194 [comp.lang.c]
3995     I didn't say he was incorrect. I said he was an idiot.
3996 root 1.387 %
3997 root 1.193 according to babelfish "glibber" in german means "more glibber" in english :-)
3998 root 1.387 %
3999 root 1.192 [Debian Bug #163625 features one of my favourite bug report subjects:]
4000     Installing additional mozilla Debian packages
4001 root 1.247 deletes additionally installed mozilla packages
4002 root 1.387 %
4003 root 1.388 [Aus einer Werbung für dne "Windows-Berater". Es ist erschreckend, zeigt
4004     aber, das manche Maßnahmen von Microsoft völlig irreführenderweise als
4005     Sicherheitsmaßnahme verstanden und dargestellt werden. Ich frage mich, wie
4006 root 1.190 DRM in Zukunft aufgenommen und beworben werden wird...]
4007    
4008 root 1.388 "Kaum angekündigt, schon ist der Registrierungsschutz geknackt"
4009 root 1.190
4010 root 1.388 Das neue Windows XP lässt sich nur mit einem besonderen Registrierungscode
4011 root 1.190 dauerhaft betreiben. Besorgt sich der Anwender diese Lizenz nicht,
4012     wird das System gesperrt. Damit sollen Raubkopien und unerlaubte
4013     Mehrfachnutzung verhindert werden. Kaum vorgestellt, knacken Hacker
4014 root 1.388 diese Verschlüsselung schon. Checklisten zeigen Ihnen, wie dieser Klau
4015     abläuft. Damit Sie sich und Ihr System vor ungebetenen Zugriffen und Viren
4016     schützen können.
4017 root 1.387 %
4018 root 1.189 [Reiner Gamma]
4019     http://www.geocities.com/kc5lei/SWIRL2001.htm
4020 root 1.387 %
4021 root 1.188 >> Asshole keep you shit out of alt.binaries.games.adult until you read
4022     [...]
4023 root 1.187 >Dude, thisi is not "alt.binaries.games.adult".
4024 root 1.188 [...]
4025 root 1.187 Yes, it is. Or, it was, till your post cut the crosspost. It was
4026     crossposted to several groups and the person you're replying to will
4027     never get your message.
4028 root 1.387 %
4029 root 1.186 [http://www.jankratochvil.net/project/captive/doc/Details.html.pl]
4030     As this project will always run unknown binary code of proprietary W32
4031     filesystem drivers, the code can never be trusted.
4032 root 1.387 %
4033 root 1.185 [http://www.hello-penguin.com/gtm-perl/doc/Perl.html]
4034     (look at the BUGS section... very funny to read, btw., it's
4035     a sourceforge project called GT.M).
4036 root 1.387 %
4037 root 1.184 bigger things. We\\\\\\\'d be using C + asm and Hax
4038     01:15 <Sesse> we all the backslashes?
4039     01:15 <schmorp> no idea, i have these in some of my descriptions, too
4040     01:15 <schmorp> it seems that sourceofrge does " -> \" on every deascription change
4041     01:15 <Sesse> sounds like php
4042     01:15 <schmorp> i guess it's written in php
4043     01:15 <schmorp> *g*
4044     01:15 <Sesse> :-D
4045 root 1.387 %
4046 root 1.183 http://www.muppetlabs.com/~breadbox/software/tiny/
4047     [...] At the beginning I didn't expect that I would actually succeed,
4048     since I thought I would need almost half of that just for the headers. I
4049     think my first cut was 458 bytes in size. I was quite pleased with myself
4050     when I trimmed that down to less than 300 bytes, ecstatic when I finally
4051     reached the 255-byte goal, and downright triumphant when I later got it to
4052     work in 238 bytes. By the time I had a 198-byte version, I was just plain
4053     dumbfounded. It's now at 171 bytes. [...]
4054 root 1.387 %
4055 root 1.182 [http://www.mindspring.com/~kimall/Japanese/polite.html]
4056     [...] Americans didn't invent English (although the Brits will happily
4057     disown our mangled version of it! :-) ) [...]
4058 root 1.387 %
4059 root 1.181 [Eugene Spafford]
4060     During the heights of some of the recent viruses, I was discarding 30Mb of
4061     email per day -- all of it viruses. And I should point out -- viruses for
4062     Windows. There have been something like 100,000 viruses for MS operating
4063     systems, only about 50 for the Mac, and about 3 for commercial Unix
4064     systems. That difference isn't because of a difference in the prevalence
4065     of the machines -- there are basic architectural differences.
4066 root 1.387 %
4067 root 1.180 [http://MarginalHacks.com/]
4068     If you can't vi it, it sucks.
4069 root 1.387 %
4070 root 1.180 [from the somewhat outdated xterm-faq]
4071     GNOME TERMINAL
4072     [...]
4073     The documentation is fragmentary (with a comment suggesting that the
4074     author does not know where to find relevant information), and the program
4075     fares badly with vttest. [...] But it suffices for vi.
4076     [.. later]
4077     There is a variation of xvt (ancestor of rxvt) originally known as kvt
4078     bundled with KDE which may be referred to as "kterm", but I do not find it
4079     interesting, other than to comment that it was a poor choice of name.
4080 root 1.387 %
4081 root 1.179 [I *love* X programs]
4082     [xc/programs/xprop/xprop.c]
4083     /*
4084 root 1.247 * blip: a debugging routine. Prints Blip! on stderr with flushing.
4085 root 1.179 */
4086     void blip()
4087 root 1.247 {
4088 root 1.179 fflush(stdout);
4089     fprintf(stderr, "blip!\n");
4090     fflush(stderr);
4091 root 1.247 }
4092 root 1.387 %
4093 root 1.178 [pavel machek commenting on a proposed patch]
4094     + int alternative_order = 999;
4095    
4096     Why not 666? :-).
4097 root 1.387 %
4098 root 1.178 [yosh on gimp-developer]
4099     It's also better to research your suggestions a little, so that they don't
4100     sound completely out there, thereby reinforcing the viewpoint that Windows
4101     users are clueless.
4102 root 1.387 %
4103 root 1.177 [modularity makes unix systems more secure]
4104     http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/55/36029.html
4105 root 1.387 %
4106 root 1.176 [beware german translations]
4107     dpkg: Warnung - ignoriere Kollision, kann sowieso weitermachen!
4108 root 1.387 %
4109 root 1.175 [http://www.cypherspace.org/adam/hacks/lotus-nsa-key.html, look around there]
4110     NSA's Backdoor Key from Lotus-Notes
4111 root 1.387 %
4112 root 1.174 The word "ampersand" is an alteration of the phrase "et, per se and" (that
4113     is: "et by itself [means] and"), which became corrupted to "and, per se
4114     and", and finally, ampersand.
4115 root 1.387 %
4116 root 1.173 [xc/lib/X11/lcUTF8.c]
4117     [...] We distinguish three classes of clients: [1st] [...] [2nd] Clients
4118     which accept CompoundText with multiple character sets and parse it
4119     themselves. (Example: emacs, xemacs.) [3rd] [...] In a distant future,
4120     when clients of the first and second kind will have disappeared, [...]
4121 root 1.387 %
4122 root 1.171 [linux-2.6/drivers/md/Kconfig]
4123     WARNING: RAID-6 is currently highly experimental. If you
4124     use it, there is no guarantee whatsoever that it won't
4125     destroy your data, eat your disk drives, insult your mother,
4126     or re-appoint George W. Bush.
4127 root 1.387 %
4128 root 1.170 [http://www.herodios.com/herron_tc/atsign.html]
4129     Many Finnish terms for @ are connected with cats. Not content with naming
4130     the sign for what it looks like, Finnish names it for what it looks like
4131     sounds like. In addition to "kissanhnta [cat's tail], "miau," "miumau,"
4132     and "miuku" are all "miau merkki" [meow marks] in Finnish. Other terms
4133     from Finnish include "apinanhanta" [a monkey's tail], or "hiirenhanta"
4134     [mouse's tail]. Some "computer people" use the English word "at."
4135 root 1.387 %
4136 root 1.247 17:07 <oesi> schmorp: mal ein guter kommentar auf heise zum thema "Bill tourt durch
4137 root 1.388 die USA und kündigt innovative neuentwicklungen an"
4138     17:08 <oesi> Kommentar war: "was hat er angekündigt: drive-letter in unicode?"
4139 root 1.387 %
4140 root 1.168 [Ken Lunde about his copy of KS C 5657-1991:]
4141     Here's another interesting note. My official copy of this
4142     standard has all of its 2,856 hanja hand-written.
4143 root 1.387 %
4144 root 1.172 [cvs, while checking in changes to uunet's radiusd]
4145 root 1.168 confused about file platform.h -- ignoring
4146 root 1.387 %
4147 root 1.167 [http://yro.slashdot.org/yro/04/02/24/1011245.shtml]
4148 root 1.247 And most likely, the FBI didn't tell the hosting company exactly what it
4149     is they wanted. When the Feds come in with a search warrant, they don't
4150     ask for your help. They say, "stand aside" and commence
4151 root 1.167 %
4152 root 1.166 http://www.bash.org/?178890
4153 root 1.387 %
4154 root 1.165 [http://www.bash.org/?75016]
4155     <ig3l|Guel> If Osama B. isn't in Afghanistan, and if he isn't dead, we believe he is in another country" - US army General
4156 root 1.387 %
4157 root 1.247 00:56 <oesi> ulpfr: ich schrieb mal einen kompletten mailer in emacs, weil mir rmail
4158     nicht gefallen hat. man wird aelter und reifer und droppt dann emacs
4159 root 1.164 einfach :)
4160     00:56 <ulpfr> Weichei
4161 root 1.387 %
4162 root 1.163 [spca50x.sourceforge.net]
4163     /*
4164     * Function compares two strings.
4165 root 1.247 * Return offset in pussy where prick ends if "prick" may penetrate
4166 root 1.163 * int "pussy" like prick into pussy, -1 otherwise.
4167     */
4168     static inline int match(const char* prick, const char* pussy, int len2)
4169     {
4170     int len1 = strlen(prick); //length of male string
4171     [...]
4172 root 1.387 %
4173 root 1.163 http://www.leckse.net/profilieren/chat
4174 root 1.387 %
4175 root 1.388 rohw, schleymig und formlos Fleisch wie di Schleuch eines Tündenfischs
4176 root 1.387 %
4177 root 1.162 [rxvt-*/src/init.[cC]]
4178     /* grab colors before netscape does */
4179     Get_Colours ();
4180 root 1.387 %
4181 root 1.388 [oesi über apache-2.0]
4182 root 1.160 03:10 <oesi> ist mir egal, ich fahre alle 24h den apache runter...
4183     03:10 <oesi> ich fahre praktisch das 1.3er config-file. das gibt sicherheit :)
4184     03:11 <oesi> ich kann apache nicht stoppen.
4185     03:11 <oesi> apachectl stop
4186     03:11 <oesi> Syntax error on line 1222 of /usr/websys/conf/httpd.conf:
4187     03:11 <oesi> Expected </Perl>> but saw </Perl>
4188     03:12 <oesi> wie konnte ich den starten?
4189     03:12 <schmorp> *rofl*
4190 root 1.161 [...]
4191     03:29 <oesi> es ist kein scherz. wirklich:
4192     03:29 <oesi> asp:/usr/websys/conf# apachectl sslstart
4193     03:29 <oesi> asp:/usr/websys/conf# apachectl stop
4194     03:29 <oesi> Syntax error on line 1222 of /usr/websys/conf/httpd.conf:
4195     03:29 <oesi> Expected </Perl>> but saw </Perl>
4196 root 1.387 %
4197 root 1.159 [http://www.jmarshall.com/tools/cgiproxy/]
4198     [...] Here's a demo (username "free", password "speech") [...]
4199 root 1.387 %
4200 root 1.158 [rxvt/src/screen.C]
4201     #ifdef DEBUG_STRICT
4202 root 1.247 assert(screen.cur.row >= 0);
4203 root 1.158 #else /* drive with your eyes closed */
4204     MAX_IT(screen.cur.row, 0);
4205     #endif
4206 root 1.387 %
4207 root 1.157 [http://www.mine-control.com/zack/timesync/timesync.html]
4208     [...] Also, anecdotal evidence from network programmers suggests that the
4209     UDP implementation under Win32 is unstable and overly-unreliable. [...]
4210 root 1.387 %
4211 root 1.156 > > Ceterum censeo | PGP encrypted mail preferred.
4212     > > Redmond esse delendam. | PGP Key at www.MPA-Garching.MPG.de/~nog/
4213     >
4214     > Willkomme im Club .... :-)))
4215    
4216     Danke - ich bin schon lange dabei... ;-)
4217     --
4218     OpenVMS @ 25 | Martin Vorlaender | VMS & WNT programmer
4219 root 1.387 %
4220 root 1.388 Um die Jahrhundertwende erfand ein Mann namens Friedolin Tär einen
4221     IQ-Test, der die Gesamtpersönlichkeit sehr stark miteinbezog.
4222     Charakterstärke, Grosszügigkeit, flexibles Denken etc. wurden also
4223     mitbewertet. Die Skala mit der Maßeinheit "Tär" wies ein großes Spektrum
4224     auf. Ärzte, Wissenschaftler erreichen IQ's im Megatär-Bereich. Der
4225     Durchschnittsmensch weist einige Kilotär auf. Nach unten gibt es Dezitär,
4226     Centitär... und schießlich Mil(l)itär...
4227 root 1.387 %
4228 root 1.154 http://senseis.xmp.net/?GetStrongAtGote
4229     http://users.skynet.be/rexburton/ritchie.htm
4230 root 1.387 %
4231 root 1.153 Subject: [Swsusp-devel] 2.6.1: It could go faster if I didn't have egg on my face.
4232 root 1.387 %
4233 root 1.153 "It's not Hollywood. War is real, war is primarily not about defeat or
4234     victory, it is about death. I've seen thousands and thousands of dead
4235     bodies. Do you think I want to have an academic debate on this subject?"
4236     -- Robert Fisk
4237 root 1.387 %
4238 root 1.151 [the satellite death spiral: why spacecraft are unnecessarily expensive]
4239     http://www.dynacon.ca/pdf/files/newspdf_63.pdf
4240 root 1.152 [see also the small satellites homepage]
4241     http://centaur.sstl.co.uk/SSHP/
4242 root 1.387 %
4243 root 1.150 [http://home.wanadoo.nl/ipce/library_two/files/lec_lev.htm]
4244     "Anthropologists concur that America is an exceedingly 'low-touch,'
4245     high-violence culture"
4246     [...]
4247     "[...] Republican members of the House of Representatives called for the
4248     resignation of Surgeon General Joycelyn Elders, whose transgression was to
4249     suggest, in response to a question following a speech to sex educators,
4250     that masturbation was an appropriate subject for classroom discussion.
4251     This remark, according to one congressman, was part of a social movement
4252     that was "killing the moral fiber of America" and just one symptom of
4253     a decline also manifested in reckless driving, an indecisive military
4254     policy-dubbed "mission creep," and homosexuals in the Boy Scouts." [...]
4255    
4256     Masturbation is an absolute taboo in the US. Many adults still think that
4257     they are the only ones who do such dirty things.
4258 root 1.387 %
4259 root 1.150 From: <[...]@aol.com>
4260     Subject: Re: [...]
4261    
4262     Marc wrote on 1/7/2004, 6:57 AM:
4263    
4264     > Congrats. No kidding, you are the first person @aol that ever sent me a
4265     > sensible mail. I was planning to reject mail from aol.com right away
4266     > since (in the last 8 years at least), nothing good came from there, but you
4267     > saved it :)
4268    
4269     Yeah, I get that a lot, but you've got to know that .aol.com email
4270     addresses are also used by the people who work for AOL (cough, cough :).
4271     [...]
4272 root 1.387 %
4273 root 1.150 From: Alan Cox
4274     > The code to disable prefetch on Athlon is 300 bytes and hurts your PIV?
4275     > Really? I'll dig back through the code, but I recall it as adding or
4276     > deleting an entry in a table to enable prefetch. If it's affecting PIV the
4277     > code to use prefetch is seriously broken.
4278    
4279     Big time. Its over 300 bytes long because its embedded in each inline
4280     prefetch and it causes a branch misprediction almost every time. Amazing
4281     what you find when you actually measure stuff 8)
4282     [...]
4283 root 1.387 %
4284 root 1.150 http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/mmmgroup/e-oak.html
4285 root 1.387 %
4286 root 1.150 http://www.elonka.com/UnsolvedCodes.html
4287 root 1.387 %
4288 root 1.150 http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20030427&mode=classic
4289 root 1.387 %
4290 root 1.149 [FYI: java was officially announced in 1995, and certainly didn't exist
4291     even as a concept before 1991. It's interesting how many people nowadays
4292     claim to have decades of java experience]
4293     On Tue, Dec 16, 2003 at 11:11:54AM -0500, Robert Soros <robert@soros.ca> wrote:
4294     > I am extremely excited about your ideas to fix freenet and would be
4295     > willing to plug your code into fred (I have fourteen years java
4296     > programming experience.) Could you provide a link to your code? What
4297 root 1.387 %
4298 root 1.149 http://members.xoom.virgilio.it/mmmgroup/e-oak.html
4299 root 1.387 %
4300 root 1.149 http://www.elonka.com/UnsolvedCodes.html
4301 root 1.387 %
4302 root 1.149 http://ars.userfriendly.org/cartoons/?id=20030427&mode=classic
4303 root 1.387 %
4304 root 1.147 [in a private discussion about some potential problem that would cause]
4305     [mail not to be delivered]
4306     > > On the other hand, I see the same in some mail from RMS.
4307 root 1.247 >
4308 root 1.147 > Well, just because rms does it does not mean... :)
4309    
4310     My point is that the FSF is unlikely to install something that
4311     bounces RMS's mail, at least, not for long.
4312 root 1.387 %
4313 root 1.147 On Wed, 6 Feb 2002, Piers Cawley wrote:
4314    
4315     > David Cantrell <david@cantrell.org.uk> writes:
4316     >
4317     > > On Tue, Feb 05, 2002 at 11:16:52AM -0500, Tommie M. Jones wrote:
4318     > >> Anyone know of any perl software that does resume parsing.
4319     > >
4320     > > I don't *think* anyone has implemented continuations in perl, so I fail
4321     > > to see how you can have resumes. Or are you trying to parse some other
4322     > > language which does support this?
4323     >
4324    
4325     Just because we share a language does not mean we understand each other.
4326    
4327     In America there are two meanings for resume. One being to continue the
4328     other the equivalent of what ya'll call a CV (I think though I've never
4329     heard the term before) In the second definition resume is pronounced with
4330     a short u. I think there is a "`" in the proper spelling of the word but
4331     since Americans are not use to using punctuation in their words (other
4332     than to show ownership and contractions) it is usually loss.
4333 root 1.387 %
4334 root 1.147 echo $package has manual pages available in source form.
4335     echo "However, you don't have nroff, so they're probably useless to you."
4336     --Larry Wall in Configure from the perl distribution
4337 root 1.387 %
4338 root 1.146 AFTER 30 years of "daylight saving" - moving the clocks forward in the
4339     spring and then back again in the autumn - there is still an Abolish
4340     Daylight Saving Committee in New South Wales, Australia.
4341    
4342     Added to the usual claims of such campaigns - for example, that the
4343     extra hour of daylight in the evening in summer fades the curtains - is
4344     a new one from ADSC spokeswoman Judith Hall, of Gunnedah, who told the
4345     Sydney Morning Herald: "No man has the right to choose the time of the
4346     rising and setting of the sun, only God."
4347    
4348     Reader John McCallum, who told us about this, is surprised Hall doesn't
4349     explain why God doesn't simply exercise this choice. When people insist
4350     on moving their clocks forward, He should just move the sunrise forward
4351     and thwart them that way.
4352 root 1.387 %
4353 root 1.146 [Defect Report #205 to ISO-C]
4354     There was a unanimous vote that the feature is ugly, and a good consensus
4355     that its incorporation into the standard at the 11th hour was an
4356     unfortunate decision.
4357 root 1.387 %
4358 root 1.247 02:23 <oesi> Breaking News: SCO stellt per Wahrsager Codeklau in HURD in einem Jahr
4359 root 1.146 fest ;)
4360 root 1.387 %
4361 root 1.146 [http://www.unicode.org/standard/WhatIsUnicode.html]
4362    
4363     Last updated: - Invalid Date
4364 root 1.387 %
4365 root 1.146 http://www.bash.org/?99060
4366 root 1.387 %
4367 root 1.145 [IZ-Buzzword-Bullshit-Bingo]
4368     http://www.l13.de/it/ibbb.html
4369 root 1.387 %
4370 root 1.144 Q: What is the state of the object after its lifetime has ended?
4371    
4372     A: As a well-known software guru[3] once put it, speaking about a
4373     similar code fragment and anthropomorphically referring to the
4374     local object as a "he":
4375    
4376     "He's not pining! He's passed on! This parrot is no more! He
4377     has ceased to be! He's expired and gone to meet his maker!
4378     He's a stiff! Bereft of life, he rests in peace! If you hadn't
4379     nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies! His
4380     metabolic processes are now history! He's off the twig! He's
4381     kicked the bucket, he's shuffled off his mortal coil, run down
4382     the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisible! THIS IS AN
4383     EX-PARROT!"
4384    
4385     - Dr. M. Python, BMath, MASc, PhD (CompSci)
4386 root 1.387 %
4387 root 1.144 [ach du schande]
4388     "pflichtpfandfrei"
4389 root 1.387 %
4390 root 1.142 [a comment on the demonstrations against bush in london]
4391     The police will shoot you.
4392    
4393     OK, that's not strictly true. The CIA will shoot you. Then the police will
4394     arrest the CIA. Then American troops will invade.
4395    
4396 root 1.247 Just another average day in central London.
4397 root 1.387 %
4398 root 1.141 [this signature gave me a laugh...]
4399     [...]even better is if there is a system function that sends out an arp
4400     reply.
4401    
4402     pls. cc my email address
4403    
4404     tia
4405     pd
4406    
4407    
4408 root 1.247 --
4409 root 1.141 ^X^C
4410     q
4411     quit
4412     :q
4413     ^C
4414     end
4415     x
4416     exit
4417     ZZ
4418     ^D
4419     ?
4420     help
4421     shit
4422     .
4423 root 1.387 %
4424 root 1.140 * muppet also hates bloatus notes. it doesn't need vnc to make it slow.
4425 root 1.387 %
4426 root 1.140 [From the File::Spec manpage on catdir]
4427     Concatenate two or more directory names to form a complete path ending
4428     with a directory. But remove the trailing slash from the resulting string,
4429     because it doesn't look good, isn't necessary and confuses OS2. [...]
4430 root 1.387 %
4431 root 1.140 [I love it]
4432     http://www.swindonweb.com/life/lifemagi0.htm
4433     http://www.armin-grewe.com/holiday/wiltshire/swindon-roundabout.htm
4434 root 1.387 %
4435 root 1.139 "I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they go by."
4436     - Douglas Adams
4437 root 1.387 %
4438 root 1.138 Bill Gates is repeating the mantra that users are to blame for insecure
4439     PCs, in an interview with a Canadian newspaper. This refrain is familiar
4440     to the INQUIRER: Gates said more or less the same thing when he addressed
4441     an Assembly of CEOs in Berlin a few weeks ago.
4442    
4443 root 1.247 The chief software architect (CSA.'.) told IT Business that perfect code
4444     wasn't the answer to security problems, but firewalls and keeping the
4445     software up to date were more important. The problems that have occurred
4446     this year wouldn't have happened if firms and individuals had set up
4447     their software properly.
4448 root 1.138
4449     He also claims in the article that Microsoft has always had security
4450     patches out before the exploits happened. Developers were also to blame
4451     because they didn't understand the application program interfaces, Gates
4452     told the publication.
4453    
4454 root 1.247 And he also claimed that all forms of Unix and Linux have a greater
4455     number of vulnerabilities than Microsoft but don't spread as much because
4456     "they're not as dense" as Windows. Low volume software is hit by
4457     malicious people, high volume software, that is Windows, is hit by people
4458     who want visibility and glory.
4459 root 1.387 %
4460 root 1.137 [In the FAQ for a bootp client:]
4461    
4462     o You are using --server to point to a server which doesn't run a bootp server
4463    
4464     x Try not using it.
4465 root 1.387 %
4466 root 1.136 [http://www.politicalpulpit.com/Luke/LukeArchive0403.htm]
4467     The facts are simple: In Lynn, MA Principal of the Lynn English High
4468     School, Andrew Fila refused to allow teacher of English, Jeremy McKeen,
4469     to show the disputed film in his classes. McKeen had already submitted
4470     Moore's opus to his Department Head, Jane Balesta, for approval which she
4471     had given.
4472    
4473     Said Fila, "I just pulled it. This is not the time nor the place to be
4474     showing something like that. The producer (Moore) is also an anti war
4475     person as well."
4476 root 1.387 %
4477 root 1.136 [http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0254686/]
4478 root 1.388 "Ich habe keine Gefühle, merken sie sich das, Walter. Und wenn ich welche
4479     habe, werden sie nie über meine Intelligenz siegen".
4480 root 1.387 %
4481 root 1.388 ["Was ist ein Kopierschutz überhaupt?"]
4482 root 1.135 [http://www.spiegel.de/netzwelt/politik/0,1518,270719,00.html]
4483 root 1.134
4484     Damit entspricht Windows der Definition eines illegalen Tools zur Umgehung
4485 root 1.388 des Kopierschutzes und müsste vom Markt genommen werden.
4486 root 1.135 [...]
4487 root 1.134 Das Bundesjustizministerium ist der Auffassung, dass die Frage nur durch
4488 root 1.388 ein Gericht zu klären sei. Das Programm "Windows" kenne man zu wenig.
4489 root 1.135 [...]
4490     Handelt es sich bei Windows also rechtlich um das Abwehren einer Straftat
4491     oder um das illegale Aushebeln eines Kopierschutzverfahrens?
4492 root 1.387 %
4493 root 1.134 http://www.nature.com/nsu/021209/021209-10.html#b1
4494 root 1.387 %
4495 root 1.132 [A document] Written to answer the often asked question about the requirements
4496     on the kernel to get a POSIX compliant thread implementation. And I don't
4497     mean an implementation like this horrible implementation from IBM.
4498     -- Ulrich Drepper
4499 root 1.387 %
4500 root 1.131 GCC generates truly horrible code when no optimization is enabled.
4501     -- Ulrich Drepper
4502 root 1.387 %
4503 root 1.131 Most programmers think that the programs they write are fairly well
4504     written and perform as good as possible. In most cases this is not
4505 root 1.133 correct. -- Ulrich Drepper
4506 root 1.387 %
4507 root 1.130 Even though I cannot accept the rejection of fair use rights by the film
4508     and music industry I cannot endorse piracy.
4509     -- Ulrich Drepper
4510 root 1.387 %
4511 root 1.130 Never say "PIC Code"!. This is duplication.
4512     -- Ulrich Drepper
4513 root 1.387 %
4514 root 1.129 [http://www.ffk.co.at/programme_ffksnetmanager.asp]
4515 root 1.388 Ping und Netsend laufen jetzt über die Windows API, daher schneller und
4516     zuverlässiger
4517 root 1.387 %
4518 root 1.129 [comment from linux/drivers/block/floppy.c]
4519     /*
4520     * 1999/08/13 -- Paul Slootman -- floppy stopped working on Alpha after 24
4521     * days, 6 hours, 32 minutes and 32 seconds (i.e. MAXINT jiffies; ints were
4522     * being used to store jiffies, which are unsigned longs).
4523     */
4524 root 1.387 %
4525 root 1.128 [Microsoft creates a problem and inspires an industry to work around it.
4526     Just Great. Also learn about Microsoft Logic(tm): DLL's save memory, so
4527     you need to use them. But please use your own private versions of all your
4528     dlls so that they aren't shared...]
4529     http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/en-us/dnsetup/html/dlldanger1.asp
4530 root 1.387 %
4531 root 1.128 [http://lorrie.cranor.org/pubs/drm03.html]
4532     Pirating Movies
4533    
4534     [...] The attackers aren't DVD owners making illegal copies and putting
4535     them on file sharing networks. The attackers are industry insiders making
4536     illegal copies long before the DVD is ever on the market.
4537 root 1.387 %
4538 root 1.128 [Look at the time scale...]
4539     http://www.networm.org/graphics/worm-progression.Sep03.pdf
4540 root 1.387 %
4541 root 1.127 [Just funny]
4542     http://www.zug.com/pranks/turnpike/
4543 root 1.387 %
4544 root 1.127 [http://www.wired.com/news/infostructure/0,1377,60391,00.html]
4545     The CEO of Symantec is advocating "legislation to criminalize the
4546     sharing of information and tools online that can be used by malicious
4547     hackers and virus writers." Doesn't he realize that most of his
4548     company's engineers would end up in jail?
4549 root 1.387 %
4550 root 1.126 [http://top40-charts.com/artist.php?aid=1145]
4551     Why is it you forgive Bush for saying "NO MATTER WHAT, I WILL GET OSAMA".
4552     and "NO MATTER WHAT, I WILL GET SADDAM". "I GUARANTEE THERE ARE WMD'S" etc
4553     etc. Yet now he could care less about them? Of course, Clinton lies about
4554     sex and that's a huge deal(not that i am justifying what Bubba did)
4555    
4556     Why is it when the marines stormed in, they protected the oil fields but
4557     left all the other resources of Iraq to be looted?
4558    
4559     Why is it that the White House doesn't want to release information on
4560     9/11, and only gave the investigation a $3 million budget?(it took $70
4561     million to find out Clinton got a BJ, and that's all they found out for
4562     $70 million!!). Meanwhile, even with a pathetic budget, the WH stonewalls
4563     the investigating committee. It's not enough for the WH to just underfund
4564     them, theyve got to make sure they can't get to any usefull information in
4565     the first place!
4566 root 1.387 %
4567 root 1.247 Buying a Unix machine guarantees you a descent into Hell. It starts when
4568     you plug the computer in and it won't boot. Yes, they really did sell you
4569     a $10,000 computer with an unformatted disk drive.
4570 root 1.125 -- Philip Greenspun
4571 root 1.387 %
4572 root 1.124 "If we don't believe in freedom of expression for people we despise, we
4573     don't believe in it at all." -- Noam Chomsky
4574 root 1.387 %
4575 root 1.124 "I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right
4576     to say it." -- not actually from Voltaire
4577 root 1.387 %
4578 root 1.123 "Our ability to innovate is predicated on our ability to own the
4579     platform."
4580     [Kirk Koenigsbauer, strategy manager at Microsoft's MSN]
4581 root 1.387 %
4582 root 1.123 Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at an Elingsh uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in
4583     waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is that
4584     frist and lsat ltteer is at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses
4585     and you can sitll raed it wiuthoit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae we do not
4586     raed ervey lteter by it slef but the wrod as a wlohe.
4587 root 1.320 [http://www.mrc-cbu.cam.ac.uk/personal/matt.davis/Cmabrigde/]
4588 root 1.387 %
4589 root 1.123 [The world is getting saner and saner. The whole world? No....]
4590     http://avirubin.com/vote.pdf
4591 root 1.387 %
4592 root 1.123 [http://www.pcmag.com/article2/0,4149,1210067,00.asp]
4593     So what actually happens when your Windows XP machine crashes and asks
4594     if you want to send a report? The reports obviously accumulate in some
4595     database, and I can only assume that when one bin piles up with similar
4596     crash memos, the coders get to work. Exactly how many notifications does
4597     Microsoft get? Nobody knows for sure, but based on comments Bill Gates
4598     made at a recent meeting for analysts, the number must be astronomical.
4599     Gates said that 5 percent of Windows machines crash, on average, twice
4600     daily.
4601 root 1.387 %
4602 root 1.123 "...vielleicht praktisch manchmal auch mal geraten, das, wenn auch mal..."
4603 root 1.388 [Johann Gärtner, "Die Republikaner" bei einer Fernsehsendung über ihr
4604     Wahlprogramm. Das Zitat ist repräsentativ.]
4605 root 1.387 %
4606 root 1.123 [http://home.wanadoo.nl/ipce/library_two/rbt/condemn_text.htm]
4607     Critics of Congress and APA's concessions have analogized this situation
4608     to that of Galileo. At the APA's annual convention in August 1999 in
4609     Boston, an anonymous source, unknown to us, posted stickers around the
4610     convention that satirically read, "If the US Congress says that 'The sun
4611     revolves around the earth,' then that fact will be given most careful
4612     consideration in all articles published by the APA."
4613 root 1.387 %
4614 root 1.247 "It is insufficient to protect ourselves with laws; we need to protect ourselves with mathematics."
4615 root 1.123 -- Bruce Schneier
4616 root 1.387 %
4617 root 1.123 [it took me over 7 minutes to find this movie again on imdb...]
4618     [...so it must be good]
4619     http://german.imdb.com/title/tt0072131/
4620 root 1.387 %
4621 root 1.123 [mplayer/libmpcodecs/ad_realaud.c]
4622     [real uses a novel protection scheme...]
4623     raSetPwd(sh->context,"Ardubancel Quazanga"); // set password... lol.
4624 root 1.387 %
4625 root 1.120 [D-Info 3/2003 Database Dump]
4626     I've written a script that dumps the D-Info 2003 database as tsv to stdout.
4627     No idea why I announce it here...
4628 root 1.121 http://www.goof.com/pcg/marc/data/dump-dinfo
4629 root 1.387 %
4630 root 1.119 [Oh My God!]
4631     Subject: aic7(censored) use after free in 2.5.66
4632 root 1.387 %
4633 root 1.119 [How many squares are on a go-board?]
4634 root 1.118 http://groups.google.com/groups?ie=UTF-8&client=googlet&selm=16394336.74521.15271%40kcbbs.gen.nz&rnum=2
4635 root 1.387 %
4636 root 1.117 [http://observer.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,6903,1020303,00.html]
4637     When I first visited Russia, in 1986, I made friends with a musician whose
4638     father had been Brezhnev's personal doctor. One day we were talking about
4639     life during 'the period of stagnation' - the Brezhnev era. 'It must have
4640     been strange being so completely immersed in propaganda,' I said.
4641    
4642     'Ah, but there is the difference. We knew it was propaganda,' replied
4643     Sacha.
4644 root 1.387 %
4645 root 1.116 [From CRYPTO-GRAM]
4646     A reader sent in this conversation he overheard at a corporate security
4647     desk one morning:
4648    
4649     Employee: I have lost my photo-ID card, can I get a day pass please?
4650    
4651     Security Guard: Certainly, what is your serial number?
4652    
4653     Employee: 123456
4654    
4655     [Security guard pulls up the details on his computer, which includes a
4656     photograph of the employee.]
4657    
4658     Security Guard: Do you have a driver's license or another piece of
4659     identification which has your picture on it?
4660    
4661     Employee: Why would you need that?
4662    
4663     Security Guard: To match against our records.
4664    
4665     Employee: A picture of my face?
4666    
4667     Security Guard: Yes
4668    
4669     Employee: This is my face -- I am wearing it on my head.
4670    
4671     Security Guard: I need another piece of ID with a picture on it to
4672     compare against this one.
4673 root 1.387 %
4674 root 1.116 [Voting in the US might be in for surprises in the future]
4675     http://www.truthout.org/docs_03/voting.shtml
4676     [frankly, I don't trust any government if it's easy to fake votes]
4677 root 1.387 %
4678 root 1.116 MS Windows passwords can be cracked in an average of 13.6 seconds.
4679     Assuming your password consists of just letters and numbers, that is. But
4680     my guess is that almost everyone falls into that category.
4681    
4682     <http://news.com.com/2100-1009_3-5053063.html>
4683     <http://lasecpc13.epfl.ch/ntcrack/>
4684 root 1.387 %
4685 root 1.123 Eppur si muove!
4686 root 1.387 %
4687 root 1.116 [bwahahaha]
4688     "RV K-17"
4689 root 1.387 %
4690 root 1.116 "We're the world's greatest superpower, but we have a Third World
4691     electricity grid," said New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson.
4692 root 1.387 %
4693 root 1.116 [where NOT to learn german :)]
4694     [http://www.berlitz.at/worldclub/reise-spanisch/]
4695     <= Es ist 10:45 Uhr / viertel vor elf / dreiviertel zehn.
4696     => Son las once menos cuarto.
4697 root 1.387 %
4698 root 1.115 ceterum censeo carthaginem esse delendam
4699     ceterum censeo mundum non delendum esse
4700 root 1.387 %
4701 root 1.115 [http://www.urheberrecht.org/news/?id=1402&w=&p=1]
4702 root 1.388 Georgia Tornow, Generalsekretärin der Produzentenvereinigung film20 übt
4703     ebenfalls Kritik an der neuen Formulierung. »In anderen Ländern ist
4704 root 1.115 mitunter die Herstellung privater Kopien untersagt. Und in den USA wird
4705 root 1.388 sogar darüber nachgedacht, Geräte zur Kopienherstellung für illegal zu
4706     erklären«, so Tornow laut »blickpunktfilm.de«.
4707 root 1.387 %
4708 root 1.122 http://www.plif.com/archive/wc285.gif
4709 root 1.387 %
4710 root 1.115 [D-Info 2003, on my box:]
4711     Linux-Distribution nicht erkannt. Koennte RedHat sein.
4712 root 1.387 %
4713 root 1.115 [This patch removed the 75 records limit in D-Info 3/2003 linux for me]
4714     [patch dinfo.i386, YMMV]
4715     <00b8db0: 0084 c075 05ba 4b00 0000 89d0 89ec 5dc3 ...u..K.......].
4716     >00b8db0: 0084 c075 05ba ffff ff7f 89d0 89ec 5dc3 ...u..K.......].
4717 root 1.387 %
4718 root 1.115 [bwbasic-2.20pl2/bwbasic.doc]
4719     This program was originally begun in 1982 by my grandmother, Mrs.
4720     Verda Spell of Beaumont, TX. She was writing the program using
4721     an ANSI C compiler on an Osborne I CP/M computer and although my
4722     grandfather (Lockwood Spell) had bought an IBM PC with 256k of
4723     RAM my grandmother would not use it, paraphrasing George Herbert
4724     to the effect that "He who cannot in 64k program, cannot in 512k."
4725     She had used Microsoft BASIC and although she had nothing against
4726     it she said repeatedly that she didn't understand why Digital
4727     Research didn't "sue the socks off of Microsoft" for version 1.0
4728     of MSDOS and so I reckon that she hoped to undercut Microsoft's
4729     entire market and eventually build a new software empire on
4730     the North End of Beaumont. Her programming efforts were cut
4731     tragically short when she was thrown from a Beaumont to Port
4732     Arthur commuter train in the summer of 1986. I found the source
4733     code to bwBASIC on a single-density Osborne diskette in her knitting
4734     bag and eventually managed to have it all copied over to a PC
4735     diskette. I have revised it slightly prior to this release. You
4736     should know, though, that I myself am an historian, not a programmer.
4737 root 1.387 %
4738 root 1.114 [what high dan players in go think while playing:]
4739     "Must kill ... black stones ... black stones ... must die"
4740 root 1.387 %
4741 root 1.114 [the one and only time rcp failed for me, at the very end of the transfer]
4742     rcp: protocol screwup: mtime.sec not delimited
4743 root 1.387 %
4744 root 1.113 [Wasteland]
4745     Lester Moore,
4746     Shot in the head with a .44.
4747     No Les, no more.
4748 root 1.387 %
4749 root 1.113 [SSK@DFpkjvKWA0kGPZUgm9LkJE1jX4cPAgM/MattersPhallic/4//]
4750     Mormon advice on how to abstain from wanking
4751    
4752     STEPS IN OVERCOMING MASTURBATION
4753     [for the rest of this entertaining document see the freesite]
4754 root 1.387 %
4755 root 1.113 [Fallout]
4756     Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake
4757     Stepped on the gas instead of the brake
4758 root 1.387 %
4759 root 1.111 [http://www.counterpane.com/pptpv2-paper.html]
4760     As we will discuss later, multiple layers of hashing are used in the
4761     different steps of MS-CHAPv2. While this hashing serves to obscure some
4762     of the values, it is unclear what the cryptographic significance of them
4763     are. All they seem to do is to slow down the execution of the protocol.
4764 root 1.112 [...]
4765     It is unclear to us why this protocol is so complicated.
4766     [...]
4767     The Server concatenates the password-hash-hash, the 24-byte NT response,
4768     and the literal string "Magic server to client constant", and then hashes
4769     the result with SHA.
4770 root 1.387 %
4771 root 1.388 > Für viele wird interessant sein, dass ich bisher bei jedem Kunden
4772 root 1.111 > rechnerisch nachweisen konnte, dass OpenSource !immer! der teurere Weg
4773     > ist!
4774 root 1.388 Das bedeutet, daß durch Offenlegung des Source Codes eines Produkts
4775     plötzlich höhere Aufwände entstehen? Was für ein Kundensegment betreust
4776 root 1.111 Du denn? Analphabeten?
4777 root 1.387 %
4778 root 1.388 "Der Sun-Forte-Compiler ist näher am C++-Standard als G++"
4779     [Jörg Schilling, CeBit 2003]
4780 root 1.387 %
4781 root 1.109 17:21 <elmex> ok, sex kann ich nicht, aber ich kann vim und Perl ;)
4782 root 1.387 %
4783 root 1.108 [Biggest ping rtt I've ever seen]
4784     64 bytes from 1.0.0.3: icmp_seq=473 ttl=128 time=779.5 ms
4785     64 bytes from 1.0.0.3: icmp_seq=474 ttl=128 time=524.1 ms
4786     64 bytes from 1.0.0.3: icmp_seq=475 ttl=128 time=275.6 ms
4787     64 bytes from 1.0.0.3: icmp_seq=539 ttl=128 time=656365.4 ms
4788     64 bytes from 1.0.0.3: icmp_seq=540 ttl=128 time=655365.5 ms
4789 root 1.387 %
4790 root 1.108 [I once used a vped.conf from windows on linux, and then had to:]
4791     tcpdump -eni\\\\.\\{F2CB3DC8-1
4792 root 1.387 %
4793 root 1.107 [links are free ;)]
4794     http://knowthetruth.b0x.com/Bush_Family/Bush_-_Hitler/bush_-_hitler.html
4795 root 1.387 %
4796 root 1.106 [http://pobox.com/~oleg/MacHack96/]
4797     Can software development be elevated from the Microsoft style?
4798 root 1.387 %
4799 root 1.105 [openssl, crypto/evp/evp_enc.c]
4800    
4801     /* One positive side-effect of US's export
4802     * control history, is that we should at least
4803     * be able to avoid using US mispellings of
4804     * "initialisation"? */
4805     EVPerr(EVP_F_EVP_CIPHERINIT, EVP_R_INITIALIZATION_ERROR);
4806 root 1.387 %
4807 root 1.105 [man pem]
4808     Although the PEM routines take several arguments in almost all applications most of them are set to 0 or NULL.
4809 root 1.387 %
4810 root 1.105 [pth_native.c]
4811    
4812     /* ``If you can't do it in
4813 root 1.247 ANSI C, it isn't worth doing.''
4814 root 1.105 -- Unknown */
4815 root 1.387 %
4816 root 1.104 [subculture]
4817 root 1.388 ... scorp sind lucker und use script lamer aber über cheater aufregen
4818     mehr nich und zu fünft in nem raum sitzen und dann public zocken und dann
4819 root 1.104 skillig vorkommen ...
4820    
4821     [http://forum.topwebmaster.net/extern/de/Ricoohh/thread/9196-77365]
4822 root 1.424 %
4823 root 1.104 [back to the roots. you might not understand the following, but
4824     this list is about things _I_ find funny, not you... :)]
4825 root 1.247 00:16 <elmex> 'mit windows netzwerk zu debuggen ist ungefaehr so sinnvoll wie eine
4826 root 1.104 gehirnoperation mit einem vorschlaghammer'
4827 root 1.247 00:18 <oesi> elmex: da ich in deinem ignore bin, kann ich ja volltrottel sagen.
4828 root 1.104 ethereal rennt seit jahren unter win32
4829     00:18 <elmex> oesi: ja, aber netzwerk nicht ;)
4830 root 1.387 %
4831 root 1.103 [http://home.rhein-zeitung.de/~cknust/detroit/a-z/medikamt.htm]
4832 root 1.388 ... Den Amerikanern sind Zäpfchen ebenso wie rektales Fiebermessen absolut
4833     suspekt; der Verdacht der Kinderschändung steht sofort unausgesprochen im
4834     Raum. Zäpfchen ("Suppositorium") werden allenfalls in der Notfallmedizin
4835 root 1.103 im Krankenhaus verwendet. Haben Sie ein Kind, das an Asthma oder
4836 root 1.388 Pseudo-Krupp-Anfällen leidet, bringen Sie sich einen entsprechenden Vorrat
4837     an Zäpfchen unbedingt mit, erwähnen Sie diese aber, soweit möglich, nicht
4838     vor amerikanischen Ärzten. ...
4839 root 1.387 %
4840 root 1.102 sendmail ist wie masturbation mit einer gurkenraspel, erzeugt viele spaene
4841     aber wenig freude.
4842 root 1.387 %
4843 root 1.102 [from a deviance.nfo, looking for new members, I think it's waaay funny]
4844     - you are a Unix guru with good Ansi-C software developing knowledge
4845     and understanding how to prevent network security vulnerabilities.
4846     That means you must be able to code to ansi-c guru level. And you
4847     must also have a good coder perspective of hostbase and network
4848     based intrusion detection systems. You should be able to code tools
4849     to generically prevent stack and heap buffer overflows on unix in
4850     Ansi-C. And Be able to code tools to look after a group of systems
4851     and code sniffing avoidance tools. And you can configure a system
4852     in ways to prevent packet sniffers and "man in the middle" attacks.
4853 root 1.387 %
4854 root 1.388 17:39 <schmorp> marco: flüge von hannover/dortmund [nach sofia] etc. sind glatt
4855     doppelt so teuer wie die gleichen von stuttgart/münchen/frankfurt
4856 root 1.101 17:39 <marco> schmorp: da wollen zu viele weg und zu wenig hin... also sind die
4857     fluege dort nur halb ausgelastet *g*
4858 root 1.387 %
4859 root 1.100 For me, this article simply illustrates that centralised trust models
4860     don't work well in practise.
4861     http://www.infoworld.com/articles/op/xml/02/12/09/021209opwinman.xml
4862 root 1.387 %
4863 root 1.99 [Rumsfeld in a CNN interview]
4864     There is an old saying, in the pentagon:
4865     "ready, fire, aim."
4866 root 1.387 %
4867 root 1.98 [...] You're allowed to resell the [windows] media but not the
4868     license. "Unfortunately" for Microsoft, this distinction is illegal in
4869     free countries like Germany [1].
4870     [...]
4871     Regards
4872     Henning
4873    
4874     [1] The current german governement is actively trying to change this
4875     part of the german law. That's what you get for electing morons who
4876     might look good on TV. At this point, we're already on U.S. levels.
4877 root 1.387 %
4878 root 1.98 [...]
4879     The GPL does not restrict you. Contrary, it uses copyright law to
4880     establish a pool of software with much more freedom as copyright law gives
4881     to you. It only does not give you so much freedom to deny other people the
4882     same freedoms. The copyright holders can only do so, because copyright law
4883     itself give you none of these rights at all.
4884     [...]
4885     Wolfgang Walter
4886 root 1.387 %
4887 root 1.98 burro: i once played against a computer
4888     burro: it seemed very clever
4889     burro: but then all its groups died in yose
4890     burro: it forgot to defend later..
4891     burro: oops
4892     burro: accidental poetry
4893 root 1.387 %
4894 root 1.98 [about a go game between a pro player and some really good amateur,
4895     where white could have lived easily but decided to risk it]
4896     yoyoma [7k]: white is pro, rather die gloriosly than live in gote with a7!
4897 root 1.387 %
4898 root 1.98 [from the default config of the oh-so-broken unrealircd]
4899     #define BIG_SECURITY_HOLE
4900 root 1.387 %
4901 root 1.98 "In fact the whole of Japan is pure invention. There is no such country, there are no such people."
4902     -- Oscar Wilde
4903 root 1.387 %
4904 root 1.98 [a principle used in florida's law]
4905     "guilty until proven innocent"
4906     [http://www.usccr.gov/pubs/vote2000/report/main.htm]
4907 root 1.387 %
4908 root 1.98 Wonderful news! A little Jewish woman, calling Mount Sinai Hospital,
4909     said, "Hello, darling, I'd like to talk with the person who gives the
4910     information regarding your patients. I want to know if the patient is
4911     getting better, or doing like expected, or is getting worse." The voice
4912     on the other end of the line said, "What is the patient's name and room
4913     number?" She said, "Yes, darling! she's Sarah Finkel, in Room 302." He
4914     said, "Oh, yes. Mrs. Finkel is doing very well. In fact, she's had two
4915     full meals, her blood pressure is fine, her blood work just came back
4916     as normal, she's going to be taken off the heart monitor in a couple of
4917     hours and if she continues this improvement, Dr. Cohen is going to send
4918     her home Tuesday at twelve o' clock." The woman said, "Thank God! That's
4919     wonderful! Oh! that's fantastic, darling!... That's wonderful news!" The
4920     man on the phone said, "From your enthusiasm, I take it you must be a
4921     close family member or a very close friend!" She said, "I'm Sarah Finkel
4922     in 302! My doctor doesn't tell me shit!
4923 root 1.387 %
4924 root 1.98 [gcc-3.2/.../sstream>
4925     // NB: Start ostringstream buffers at 512 bytes. This is an
4926     // experimental value (pronounced "arbitrary" in some of the
4927     // hipper english-speaking countries), and can be changed to
4928     // suit particular needs.
4929     _M_buf_size_opt = 512;
4930 root 1.387 %
4931 root 1.98 [members.aon.at/paulinchen/advtex/sanitar.htm]
4932     [Walkthrough SANITARIUM]
4933     ... Deshalb suchst du erneut den Wassertempel auf. ... Dort haust du als
4934 root 1.388 Grimwall den Lukas ... Darauf hin öffnet der Clown seinen Mund und du
4935 root 1.98 kannst als Olmec die Melodie ...
4936 root 1.387 %
4937 root 1.97 [Onibaba - Great Movie]
4938     http://us.imdb.com/Title?0058430
4939 root 1.387 %
4940 root 1.97 [Kuroneko - I'd like to see :(]
4941     http://us.imdb.com/Title?0122136
4942 root 1.387 %
4943 root 1.96 [<Sesse> microsoft finally takes security seriously]
4944     [http://support.microsoft.com/default.aspx?scid=KB;en-us;q276304]
4945     Error Message: Your Password Must Be at Least 18770 Characters and Cannot Repeat Any of Your Previous 30689 Passwords
4946 root 1.387 %
4947 root 1.96 GNU Emacs kurz und gut. Amazon-Verkaufsrang 11.300
4948     vi - Editor. Kurz und gut. Amazon-Verkaufsrang 2.333
4949 root 1.388 XML für Dummies. Amazon-Verkaufsrang 225.881
4950     JavaScript für Dummies. Dynamische Websites selbst gemacht. Amazon-Verkaufsrang 24.576
4951 root 1.387 %
4952 root 1.96 [http://kyushu.com/gleaner/editorspick/seppuku.shtml]
4953    
4954     [...] Obviously you have to decide well in advance why you are doing
4955     [seppuku] [...] Resistance, remonstrance, show of loyalty, affirmation of
4956     the correctness of one's own position, expiation of a crime and the wiping
4957     out of disgrace are all perfectly good reasons; being refused a work visa
4958     is not [...]
4959 root 1.387 %
4960 root 1.247 Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd
4961 root 1.95 all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to
4962     repetitive electronic music." --Kristian Wilson, Nintendo, Inc, 1989
4963 root 1.387 %
4964 root 1.94 [some hilights from:]
4965     [http://www.iks-jena.de/mitarb/lutz/usenet/Fachbegriffe.der.Informatik.html]
4966    
4967 root 1.388 _Einfach erklärt_
4968 root 1.94
4969     GUI
4970     Ein Hintergrundbild und 12 Xterms
4971     Globale Variable
4972 root 1.388 Parameterübergabemechanismus in 4GLs
4973 root 1.94 objektorientiert
4974     Den Code habe ich von meinem Vorgaenger geerbt.
4975     strukturiert
4976     dieses Programm besteht aus mehreren Funktionen
4977     Multithreaded
4978 root 1.388 Wir mußten ein Flußdiagramm malen, um es zu debuggen.
4979 root 1.94 Windows 95
4980 root 1.388 Das Fortran 77 der Benutzungsoberflächen
4981 root 1.94 Emacs
4982 root 1.388 Ich habe ja auch nie bezweifelt, daß emacs ein tolles Betriebssystem
4983     ist. Aber um mit Linux oder Windows konkurrieren zu können, fehlt ihm
4984     ein vernünftiger Editor.
4985 root 1.94 IPv6
4986     $ telnet hundehalsband.georg.hunde.sonnenstrasse.muenchen.de
4987     Trying 942884947298374923847982472983. 2398749874987249247.
4988     2398472372349. 3249782374927898324. 2987238479874987398634.
4989     2987428901171209471. 23987432923. 23478987923.
4990 root 1.388 Die fünf Sinne des C++-Programmierers
4991     Der Schwachsinn, der Blödsinn, der Wahnsinn, der Unsinn und der Stumpfsinn.
4992 root 1.247 PHP
4993 root 1.388 Meine C-64-Basic-Übungen hat niemand zu Gesicht bekommen, während die
4994 root 1.94 in PHP verbrochenen Laufstall-Verunfallungen heutiger Milchgesichter
4995 root 1.388 die Welt verpesten und womöglich von Schlipstraeger-Deppen als
4996     e-Commerce-Lösung gekauft worden sind.
4997 root 1.247 Alleinstellungsmerkmal
4998 root 1.94 Bunt.
4999 root 1.388 Plattformunabhängig
5000     Wenn Du GWBASIC im Dos-Emulator laufen läßt bist Du auch
5001     plattformunabhängig! Du brauchst nur einen Dos-Emulator!
5002 root 1.95 [94: Copyright left out, too long, see original url]
5003 root 1.387 %
5004 root 1.93 [logic & fallacies]
5005     http://www.infidels.org/news/atheism/logic.html
5006 root 1.387 %
5007 root 1.93 http://www.bowlingforcolumbine.com/library/wonderful/index.php
5008 root 1.387 %
5009 root 1.93 [nah]
5010     In the Arthur Penn film "Night Moves," someone asks Gene Hackman for an
5011     appraisal of Eric Rohmer's work, to which he replies, "it's like watching
5012     paint dry."
5013 root 1.387 %
5014 root 1.92 http://www2.psy.uq.edu.au/~jay/papers/thesis.pdf
5015     http://home.attbi.com/~bglodis/htmf/AI2-GO2.htm
5016     http://newyork.villageworld.com/users/bradleym/index.htm
5017 root 1.387 %
5018 root 1.178 [Keith Packard about some design holes in X that lead to XRender]
5019 root 1.91 The rules themselves may be broken, but their existence is of vital
5020     importance.
5021 root 1.387 %
5022 root 1.91 [http://cbbrowne.com/info/xpersonal.html]
5023     [_very_ good pages, read them all!]
5024     Many things have been hacked onto Win32; unfortunately, actually using
5025     Windows-based facilities has two massive detrimental effects:
5026    
5027     You have to trust Microsoft.
5028    
5029     There are a number of things that I would trust Microsoft with. I trust
5030     Microsoft to continue to release buggy software such as the Windows 98
5031     release that needed patches to survive to 1999, let alone 2000. I trust
5032     Microsoft to continue to release software that gets more bloated such
5033     that it requires as much memory as systems can support just to support
5034     useless chrome.
5035    
5036     But control over whether my code will continue to be usable next year
5037     whether due to technical or licensing changes is not one of the things
5038     I'd like to trust them with.
5039 root 1.93 [...]
5040 root 1.387 %
5041 root 1.91 [when choosing "About" from the mozilla menu]
5042     [now, which OS let's us enjoy similar error messages all the time? ;)]
5043     XML Parsing Error: undefined entity
5044     Location: jar:resource:///chrome/en-US.jar!/locale/en-US/global/about.xhtml
5045     Line Number 90, Column 15:
5046 root 1.247 <li>Copyright &copy; 1998-2002 by <a href="about:credits">Contributors</a> to
5047 root 1.91 --------------^
5048 root 1.387 %
5049 root 1.91 [from the kanon 10% english translation patch README]
5050     [http://haeleth.port5.com/]
5051     A Japanese effect not found in English is the wonderful verbless sentence,
5052     which I like so much that I've translated a few literally. I do know
5053     English grammar, I assure you.
5054 root 1.387 %
5055 root 1.91 Giant hornets regularly attack beehives. Typically, an attack begins when
5056     a single hornet captures a lone bee nearby the hive. After several of
5057     these perimeter skirmishes, one hornet leaves a marking pheromone at the
5058     hive's entrance. This pheromone attracts the other hornets, who arrive
5059     en masse and attack the beehive. The bees' stingers can't penetrate the
5060     hornets' armor, so it's a one-sided slaughter; something like 30,000 bees
5061     can be killed in a few hours by 30-40 hornets.
5062    
5063     Japanese honeybees, however, have evolved an interesting defensive
5064     strategy. When a hornet marks the hive's entrance, the bees guarding the
5065     entrance return to the hive and wait for the attacking hornets. This has
5066     the effect of luring the first attacking hornets into the hive, rather
5067     than allowing them to start their attack outside. Simultaneously, over
5068     1000 worker bees in the hive leave the combs and mass just inside the
5069     hive's entrance. When a hornet tries to enter the hive, the workers
5070     surround it, forming a ball of bodies, and cook it to death with their
5071     body heat. The bees also release a pheromone that draws ever more bees
5072     from the hive's interior to come to the entrance and defend the nest.
5073    
5074     This strategy must be perfect in order to be successful. If the bees fail
5075     in killing the first hornet attackers, then the hornet pheromone gets
5076     stronger, and more hornets arrive to reinforce their attack. By sheer
5077     numbers, the hornets can overpower the bees.
5078    
5079     Source: Bernd Heinrich, "The Thermal Warriors: Strategies of Insect
5080     Survival," Harvard University Press, 1996.
5081 root 1.387 %
5082 root 1.91 [http://homepages.tesco.net./~J.deBoynePollard/FGA/csrss-backspace-bug.html]
5083     [fixed in latest service packs, but still funny ;)]
5084     The following neat little program, when compiled and run, will completely
5085     crash XP (and any earlier version of NT) (when I ran it, XP rebooted). I
5086     don't recommend you really try this program, but if you do, save all your
5087     work etc first:
5088    
5089     #include <stdio.h>
5090    
5091     int main (void) {
5092     while (1)
5093     printf ("\t\t\b\b\b\b\b\b");
5094    
5095     return 0;
5096     }
5097 root 1.387 %
5098 root 1.91 [you might point your windows-using-friends to this page, it
5099     contains a lot of funny FUD ;)]
5100 root 1.90 http://www.hevanet.com/peace/microsoft.htm
5101 root 1.387 %
5102 root 1.90 [http://eros.cs.jhu.edu/~shap/NT-EAL4.html]
5103     Security experts have been saying for years that the the security of
5104     the Windows family of products is hopelessly inadequate. Now there is a
5105     rigorous government certification confirming this.
5106 root 1.387 %
5107 root 1.89 [mms_client after finishing the download]
5108     everything done. Thank you for downloading a media file containing
5109     proprietary and patentend technology.
5110 root 1.387 %
5111 root 1.88 I wouldn't want to win the Steven Spielberg Award - he is an amateur!
5112 root 1.388 -- Aki Kaurismäki
5113 root 1.387 %
5114 root 1.87 [http://www.sm.luth.se/~torkel/eget/godel.html]
5115 root 1.388 "The Gödelian structure of the unity of levels of Reality associated
5116 root 1.87 with the logic of the included middle implies that it is impossible to
5117     construct a complete theory for describing the passage from one level to
5118     the other and, a fortiori, for describing the unity of levels of Reality."
5119 root 1.387 %
5120 root 1.388 1. Das von den Parteien eingeführte Listenwahlrecht verstößt gegen
5121     Art. 38, Abs. 1, Satz 1 Grundgesetz (GG): »Die Abgeordneten des Deutschen
5122 root 1.87 Bundestages werden in allgemeiner, unmittelbarer, freier, gleicher und
5123 root 1.388 geheimer Wahl gewählt.« Danach muß es dem Bürger möglich sein, seinen
5124     Abgeordneten unmittelbar zu wählen. Die Wahl von Parteienlisten ist also
5125 root 1.87 verfassungswidrig, nicht zuletzt deshalb, weil hierbei Kandidaten zum Zuge
5126 root 1.388 kommen, die der Listenwähler nicht wählen will.
5127 root 1.87
5128 root 1.388 2. Der Fraktionszwang verstößt ebenfalls gegen das Grundgesetz. Satz
5129     2 des Art. 38, Abs. 1, lautet nämlich: »Sie (die Abgeordneten) sind
5130     Vertreter des ganzen Volkes, an Aufträge und Weisungen nicht gebunden
5131     und nur ihrem Gewissen unterworfen.« Wenn Fraktionsvorsitzende den frei
5132     gewählten Abgeordneten einer Fraktionsdisziplin unterwerfen (und das noch
5133     unter Androhung von Sanktionen), erteilen sie Weisungen darüber, wie die
5134 root 1.87 Abgeordneten der Partei abzustimmen haben. Es handelt sich dann um eine
5135     Form fraktionsinternen imperativen Mandats.
5136    
5137 root 1.388 3. Die überbordende Staatsverschuldung (vor allem im Bund) verstößt gegen
5138     Art. 115 des GG. Darin heißt es in Abs. 1, Satz 2: »Die Einnahmen aus
5139     Krediten dürfen die Summe der im Haushaltsplan veranschlagten Ausgaben für
5140     Investitionen nicht überschreiten; Ausnahmen sind nur zulässig zur Abwehr
5141     einer Störung des gesamtwirtschaftlichen Gleichgewichts.« Unter Fachleuten
5142     besteht nicht der geringste Zweifel, daß das vorgeschriebene Kreditlimit
5143     (Höhe der »Ausgaben für Investitionen«) durch Haushaltstricks sträflich
5144     überschritten wurde. Die Folge: Im Jahre 2001 erreichte die Verschuldung
5145     der Gebietskörperschaften die unvorstellbare Höhe von 1.210 Mrd. Euro (im
5146     Bund: 700 Mrd. Euro); das sind 79 Prozent des jährlichen Volkseinkommens
5147 root 1.87 von 1.531 Mrd. Euro.
5148 root 1.387 %
5149 root 1.87 [just FMI (for my information)]
5150     http://ppewww.ph.gla.ac.uk/%7eflavell/charset/form-i18n.html
5151 root 1.387 %
5152 root 1.87 [perldoc perlboot]
5153     Typically, each @ISA has only one element (multiple elements means
5154     multiple inheritance and multiple headaches)
5155 root 1.387 %
5156 root 1.87 [I find that all this stallman-bashing is a sure sign that that
5157     "linux" thing will fail]
5158     In lists.linux.kernel.development, Larry McVoy wrote:
5159     [...]
5160 root 1.247 Richard Stallman started the free software foundation. He built the
5161 root 1.87 compiler, library and zillions of other tools that developers use on a day
5162     to day basis. He slept at the offices of MIT while he spent his time,
5163     effort and money building up the Free Software Foundation.
5164    
5165     Though many people differ with him on a wide variety of issues, he
5166     deserves respect from all because he has devoted twenty years of his
5167     life to the public good.
5168    
5169     You, on the other hand, develop and sell a proprietary software product.
5170     You convinced a large number of kernel developers (most importantly
5171     Linus himself) to use your proprietary product to develop free software,
5172     so that you could tell potential customers "Gee! Look how great my
5173     software is! It's used to develop the linux kernel!"
5174    
5175     You don't care about free software Larry. You're just glad that you have
5176     a poster child to display your effort. Want proof? Look at how you have
5177     treated numerous kernel developers when you found out that they worked
5178     on free software projects that could potentially compete with your
5179     software some day -- you revoke their "free" license to use your
5180     software to work on the linux kernel!
5181    
5182     Richard is trying to change the world into a better place. You, however,
5183     are trying to get rich, and you're using free software as a stepping
5184     stone to promote your proprietary software. Nothing wrong with getting
5185     rich of course -- I'd love to be rich too. But you certainly don't
5186     deserve to be lumped into the same group as RMS.
5187 root 1.387 %
5188 root 1.86 [perldoc perlreftut]
5189 root 1.247 What does line 4 do here?
5190     [...]
5191     This is Perl, so it does the exact right thing.
5192 root 1.387 %
5193 root 1.86 [perldoc perlreftut]
5194     Think of the President of the United States: a messy, inconvenient bag of
5195     blood and bones. But to talk about him, or to represent him in a computer
5196     program, all you need is the easy, convenient scalar string "George Bush".
5197 root 1.387 %
5198 root 1.86 [rise and fall of free software standards]
5199 root 1.247 * GNU Gettext and %expect
5200     GNU Gettext asserts 10 s/r conflicts, but there are 7. Now that
5201     Bison dies on incorrect %expectations, we fear there will be
5202     too many bug reports for Gettext, so _for the time being_, %expect
5203     does not trigger an error when the input file is named `plural.y'.
5204 root 1.387 %
5205 root 1.86 Beware of Programmers who carry screwdrivers.
5206     -- Leonard Brandwein
5207 root 1.387 %
5208 root 1.85 [11:57] <schmorp> email@wanadoo.fr
5209 root 1.247 [11:57] <schmorp> you know what wannados are?
5210     [11:58] <Arvoreen> the french pendant of aol users ??
5211     [11:58] <schmorp> nope
5212     [11:58] <Arvoreen> then no clue
5213     [11:58] <schmorp> "people who fail before they even try"
5214     [12:00] <Zeograd> wanadoo was actually named following this idea, *sigh*
5215     [12:00] <schmorp> not really, yes?
5216     [12:00] <Zeograd> yes
5217     [12:00] <schmorp> ;);)
5218     [12:03] <schmorp> that "yes" sounded really painful
5219     [12:03] <Zeograd> more than you could imagine :)
5220 root 1.387 %
5221 root 1.247 [11:37] <Arvoreen> Oui mon francais est un peu
5222     [11:38] <Zeograd> Arvoreen: not bad, it doesn't mean much but it sounds french :)
5223 root 1.387 %
5224 root 1.84 A Russian hacker was sentenced to three years in prison here in the
5225     United States for breaking computer crime laws here. It's an
5226     interesting story. He was in Russia at the time, and broke no laws in
5227     his country. However, the U.S. prosecution broke Russian laws to
5228     collect evidence against him. The judge agreed with the FBI's
5229     assertion that Russian law didn't apply to them. Isn't international
5230     jurisprudence fun?
5231     <http://in.tech.yahoo.com/021005/137/1w2bq.html>
5232 root 1.387 %
5233 root 1.247 [02:58] <Sesse> microsoft finally gets it:
5234     [02:58] <Sesse> Visual Basic .NET delivers the feature most requested by existing Visual Basic
5235     [02:58] <Sesse> developers--fewer bugs in the code they write.
5236 root 1.84 [...]
5237 root 1.247 [03:00] <Sesse> "VB programmers have finally found out they lack talent, and blame Microsoft" ;-)
5238 root 1.387 %
5239 root 1.84 [found at www.imdb.com]
5240     the trouble with the global village are all the global village idiots.
5241     - Paul Ginsparg.
5242 root 1.387 %
5243 root 1.84 prionbrain: A joke I just read: " A girl phoned me the other day and
5244     said, .. come on over, there's nobody home. I went over. There was nobody
5245     home.":))
5246     [erm...]
5247 root 1.387 %
5248 root 1.84 > described above, CONFIG_XBOX_SUPPORT will depend on CONFIG_PCI.
5249    
5250 root 1.247 Which seems fair enough. ISA bus X-box systems are suprisingly rare
5251 root 1.387 %
5252 root 1.247 [05:06] <elmex> windows has 2 left hands when it comes to being an OS
5253 root 1.387 %
5254 root 1.83 [http://www.ifi.unizh.ch/mml/mduerst/papers/PDF/IUC11-UTF-8.pdf]
5255    
5256     [...] In particular, the following behaviour proposed or observed in some
5257     implementations is not UTF-8 and should never be presented as such. First,
5258     UTF16 surrogate pairs could be encoded in UTF-8 as two sequences of 3
5259     bytes each (this behaviour is observed in some Java implementations).
5260 root 1.387 %
5261 root 1.83 .+'''+. .+'''+. .+'''+. .+'''+. .+''
5262     / \ / \ / \ / \ /
5263     .+' `+...+' `+...+' `+...+' `+...+'
5264 root 1.387 %
5265 root 1.82 From: "David S. Miller"
5266 root 1.83
5267     > Then shouldn't the thing thats different from the norm be programmed into a header file which contains how certain functions should be+++
5268 root 1.82
5269     If I gave you a dollar, would you go out and buy some newlines
5270     to use in future emails?
5271 root 1.387 %
5272 root 1.82 Could somebody drag the Irix team kicking and screaming into the 1980's,
5273     please?
5274    
5275     I realize it might be quite painful for them, but maybe you could buy them
5276     a disco tape, so they'd feel a little bit more at home.
5277    
5278 root 1.247 Linus "Stayin' alive, stayin' alive" Torvalds
5279 root 1.387 %
5280 root 1.82 Yesterday, the local Brazilian authorities signed a decree stating that the
5281     Brazilian daylight saving period will start on November 3rd 2002 and will
5282     last until February 16th 2003.
5283    
5284     So, clocks will be set one hour forward on November 3rd (12:00 a.m. will be
5285     changed to 1:00 a.m.) and at midnight (0:00 am) on February 16th, Brazil
5286     will adjust its clocks back one hour (23:00 pm on Feb 15th) marking the
5287     end.
5288    
5289     The reason for the delay this year has to do with elections in Brazil.
5290    
5291     Unlike in the United States, elections in Brazil are 100% computerized and
5292     the results are known almost immediately. Yesterday, it was the first
5293     round of the elections when 115 million Brazilians voted for President,
5294     Governor, Senators, Federal Deputies, and State Deputies. Nobody is
5295     counting (or re-counting) votes anymore and we know there will be a second
5296     round for the Presidency and also for some Governors. The 2nd round will
5297     take place on October 27th.
5298    
5299     The reason why the DST will only begin November 3rd is that the thousands
5300     of electoral machines used cannot have their time changed, and since the
5301     Constitution says the elections must begin at 8:00 AM and end at 5:00 PM ,
5302     the Government decided to postpone DST, instead of changing the
5303     Constitution (maybe, for the next elections, it will be possible to change
5304     the clock)...
5305 root 1.387 %
5306 root 1.81 [boycot your enemies]
5307     > We're a business. We're a business which happens to be committed to
5308     > helping the kernel team because we think that the kernel is vital to the
5309     > world at large. Helping the kernel absolutely does not translate to
5310     > helping people who happen to be our competitors. By your own
5311    
5312     Stop lying. Your job is to make lots of money and you are using Linux as
5313     cheap advertising. You are trying to make people pay *you* to do kernel
5314     development (as it stands you want $5000 for any bk-using developer inside
5315     RedHat and SuSE).
5316    
5317     I hope your company dies ASAP and bitkeeper stops poisoning air here.
5318    
5319     Pavel
5320 root 1.387 %
5321 root 1.81 Rik
5322 root 1.247 --
5323 root 1.81 A: No.
5324     Q: Should I include quotations after my reply?
5325 root 1.387 %
5326 root 1.81 > Incidently unlimited permission is granted to use disks containing only
5327 root 1.247 > GNU/Linux software as footballs without royalties. All other usage of
5328     > disks as footballs will be considered on a per case basis.
5329 root 1.81
5330     I would be inclined to allow this for Windows drives instead. They contain
5331     no useful data.
5332    
5333 root 1.247 --
5334 root 1.81 bill davidsen
5335 root 1.387 %
5336 root 1.80 In the switching software (written in C)
5337     there was a long do..while construct,
5338     which contained a switch statement,
5339     which contained an if clause,
5340     which contained a break,
5341     which was intended for the if clause,
5342     but instead broke from the switch statement.
5343    
5344     - Network message explaining the breakdown of the AT&T long-distance
5345     network January 15, 1990
5346 root 1.387 %
5347 root 1.80 [From "password retrieval policies" of some irc network:]
5348    
5349 root 1.247 They are likely to continue asking for the password, even after you have
5350     told them that it has been E-Mailed. /Ignore the stupid user. /Kick the
5351     stupid user. Do not /Kill the stupid user, since being stupid is not a
5352     violation of network policies.
5353 root 1.80
5354     [the same document, explaining K:Lines]
5355    
5356     K:Lines - These lines define which clients are not allowed to connect.
5357     The format is as follows:
5358    
5359     K:*.aol.com:AOL sucks:lamer
5360 root 1.387 %
5361 root 1.79 [Microsoft's Craig Mundie on security.]
5362     "People confuse 'security' and Trustworthy Computing."
5363     http://www.microsoft.com/PressPass/features/2002/feb02/02-20mundieqa.asp
5364 root 1.387 %
5365 root 1.79 http://staging.infoworld.com/articles/hn/xml/02/09/05/020905hnmssecure.xml
5366     "I'm not proud," [Brian] Valentine [senior vice president in charge of
5367     Microsoft's Windows development team] said, as he spoke to a crowd of
5368     developers here at the company's Windows .Net Server developer
5369     conference. "We really haven't done everything we could to protect our
5370     customers ... Our products just aren't engineered for security."
5371     ...
5372     "If you go back a few years, unless you were working on login at
5373     Microsoft, you really didn't worry about security. The risk wasn't worth
5374     the effort."
5375 root 1.387 %
5376 root 1.79 http://www.satirewire.com/news/aug02/encryption.shtml
5377 root 1.387 %
5378 root 1.79 [please bear with me and understand that I didn't intend to drive
5379     gay people mad at me with this one...]
5380 root 1.78 [10:16] <pixelpapst> Wenn man ihn mal mit so 'nem richtigen Bilderbuch-Schwulen wie
5381 root 1.247 Lukas vergleicht :)
5382     [10:16] <elmex> Lukas is net schwul, er is Consultant
5383 root 1.387 %
5384 root 1.76 http://www.frontiernet.net/~imaging/tenseg1.html
5385 root 1.387 %
5386 root 1.76 http://24.86.132.253/090101/feature/feature.htm
5387 root 1.387 %
5388 root 1.76 I maintain a /bin/ps that supports BSD, SysV, and Gnu syntax all at the
5389     same time. It requires Linux. This one works; the Red Hat one is broken.
5390     [Albert Cahalan]
5391 root 1.387 %
5392 root 1.75 The Berkeley shell csh is reasonably well known and widely used and its
5393     externals have been subject to some criticism. The internals of csh are at
5394     least as bad, but lesser known.
5395 root 1.387 %
5396 root 1.75 There are billions of different ways of parsing argv, the list of command
5397     line arguments passed to a C program. The problem is that they are all
5398     different.
5399 root 1.387 %
5400 root 1.75 A common disease in programs written at Berkeley is to open /dev/kmem and grub the load averages out by the dirtiest means possible.
5401 root 1.387 %
5402 root 1.76 [no, I still don't like bondage & discipline]
5403     http://www.progsoc.uts.edu.au/~geldridg/eiffel/liberty/meyer-bertrand/java/bm-2nd.html
5404 root 1.387 %
5405 root 1.74 [about the early CD-R dyes]
5406     The early, immature media caused some interesting problems. A certain
5407     popular Technics CD player, often used in radio stations, had a bad habit
5408     of accepting the early media, but refusing to eject it, causing much
5409     consternation to disc jockeys who were left without a player and possibly
5410     without a show.
5411 root 1.387 %
5412 root 1.76 [more of a timestamp]
5413 root 1.73 "SANS, SOUCI"
5414 root 1.387 %
5415 root 1.72 http://www.apocalypse.org/pub/u/paul/docs/canthappen.html
5416 root 1.387 %
5417 root 1.71 The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
5418     http://www.apocalypse.org/pub/u/paul/docs/commandments.html
5419 root 1.387 %
5420 root 1.71 [Bruce Schneier]
5421     A bill introduced into Congress gives copyright holders -- that's the RIAA,
5422     the MPAA, and similar guys -- the right to break into people's computers if
5423 root 1.247 they have a reasonable basis to believe that copyright infringement is
5424 root 1.71 going on.
5425     [...]
5426 root 1.247 People they choose to target would be deemed guilty until proven
5427     otherwise. In short, this bill would set up the entertainment industry
5428     as a Gestapo-like enforcement agency with no oversight.
5429 root 1.387 %
5430 root 1.70 [06:20] <Draxxon> BTW, (being from the USA) If pro is the grammatical
5431     opposite of con, then the opposite of "progress" would be... "Congress"???
5432 root 1.387 %
5433 root 1.247 You are in a maze of twisty little passages, all alike.
5434 root 1.387 %
5435 root 1.69 http://www29.compaq.com/falco/detail.asp?FAQnum=FAQ2859
5436 root 1.387 %
5437 root 1.69 [practical go humor]
5438     Lantu: ok any suggestions for good practical jokes to play on Pro's? :]
5439     id: Make a line of five stones, yell "Pente", and *insist* you've won.
5440 root 1.387 %
5441 root 1.68 [windows API rocks]
5442     The FINDEX_INFO_LEVELS enumeration type defines values that are used with
5443     the FindFirstFileEx function to specify the information level of the
5444     returned data.
5445    
5446 root 1.247 typedef enum _FINDEX_INFO_LEVELS {
5447     FindExInfoStandard
5448     } FINDEX_INFO_LEVELS ;
5449 root 1.387 %
5450 root 1.388 [Arvoreen philosophiert über die Verkleinerung von GNOME mit strip]
5451 root 1.67 [05:10] <Arvoreen> 153MB gestripped und vorher 541MB
5452     [05:13] <Arvoreen> oder wie der Wirtschaftswissenschaftler sagen wuerde um 354%
5453 root 1.247 kleiner ;-)))))) (die haben ja die prozente oberhalb von 100 erfunden)
5454 root 1.387 %
5455 root 1.66 [Microsoft documents how file types are detected in IE. No wonder
5456     it doesn't work:]
5457     1. If the "suggested" (server-provided) MIME type is unknown (not
5458     known and not ambiguous), FindMimeFromData immediately returns
5459     this MIME type as the final determination.
5460 root 1.387 %
5461 root 1.65 [freshmeat. And this release even adds ANOTHER codepage. I am impressed]
5462    
5463     Recode 0.1.1
5464     by Eugene V. Chernyshev - Friday, June 28th 2002 01:58 EDT
5465    
5466     About: Recode is a fast Russian codepage translator. It translates between
5467     three different codepages: DOS 866, Windows CP-1251, and UNIX KOI8-R.
5468    
5469     Changes: This release adds an ISO-8859-5 codepage.
5470 root 1.387 %
5471 root 1.65 http://www.tmk.com/ftp/humor/computer-error-messages.txt
5472 root 1.387 %
5473 root 1.64 $S=eval'sub{eval"sub{%S}"}';$S->({});
5474 root 1.387 %
5475 root 1.64 [From CRYPTO-GRAM]
5476    
5477     Microsoft's "Trustworthy Computing" initiative seems to be
5478     just a scam so the company can avoid antitrust remedies by
5479     claiming that opening their systems is a security risk. Pity.
5480     <http://www.eweek.com/article/0,3658,s=701%26a=26605,00.asp>
5481     <http://www.eweek.com/article/0,3658,s%253D701%2526a%253D26875,00.asp>
5482     A comment on Slashdot sums it up best: "Microsoft has therefore taken
5483     the position that their code is so bad that it must be kept secret to
5484     keep people from being killed by it. Windows -- the Pinto of the 21st
5485     century."
5486    
5487     Most interesting of the two articles above is the second eWeek article,
5488     where Microsoft's Allchin mentions "at least one protocol and two APIs
5489     that it plans to withhold from public disclosure under the security
5490     carve-out." The protocol is Message Queuing. Apparently, Microsoft
5491     has discovered a security flaw in the Message Queuing protocol so bad
5492     that can't be fixed without breaking existing applications. So, until
5493     such time as they can field a backwards-compatible fix, they're going
5494     to hope no one else discovers it. (This is not a wholly unreasonable
5495     decision; security researchers have made the same decision in the
5496     past.) Of course, Allchin has undermined this decision by publicly
5497     naming the protocol. That's more than enough for someone sufficiently
5498     motivated to find the flaw. In the classified world, you can get your
5499     clearance pulled for blabbing like that. Jim Allchin's testimony:
5500     <http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/trial/mswitness/2002/allchin.asp>
5501    
5502     At the same time, Microsoft tries to convince the Pentagon that open source
5503     software threatens security, and using proprietary Microsoft software is
5504     much safer (and better for the economy, to boot). This article is
5505     hilarious in light of the above.
5506     <http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A60050-2002May22.html>
5507    
5508     A report on something called a Tactical Web Page, which purports to be a
5509     secret combat Web site, through which American commanders in the United
5510     States can direct troops in Afghanistan. My favorite quote: "'There have
5511     been a few instances when unidentified computers have tried to get in, in
5512     which case we throw up additional firewalls,' Lt. Col. Bryan Dyer
5513     said." Is it just me, or does Lt. Col. Dyer come from I-Don't-Get-It Land?
5514     <http://www.wired.com/news/politics/0,1283,52861,00.html>
5515    
5516     Yet more comments from the clueless. In response to the report that
5517     someone hacked into Experian's database and stole 13,000 credit-card
5518     numbers, a PR flack said: "Our files are protected by state-of-the-art,
5519     Star Wars-style security and encryption technology."
5520 root 1.65 <http://www.lendingintelligence.com/news.ez?viewStory=1123&Form.sess_id=845521234&Form.sess_key=1022430845>
5521 root 1.387 %
5522 root 1.64 http://www.wired.com/news/culture/0,1284,52901,00.html
5523 root 1.387 %
5524 root 1.388 ich: ich hätte gerne ein nummernschild in unna: "un-ix 123"
5525     zotan: sei froh, daß du nicht in wiesbaden wohnst: "wi-n 95"
5526 root 1.387 %
5527 root 1.63 "There are two ways of constructing a piece of software: One is to make it
5528     so simple that there are obviously no errors, and the other is to make it
5529     so complicated that there are no obvious errors."
5530    
5531     Tony Hoare
5532 root 1.387 %
5533 root 1.388 Nach dem Gesetz über Einheiten im Meßwesen vom 2. Juli 1969 in der Fassung
5534     vom 22. Februar 1985 dürfte Word im geschäftlichen und amtlichen Verkehr
5535 root 1.63 _nicht_ eingesetzt werden, da es mit dem Punkt eine nicht-SI-konforme
5536 root 1.388 Maßeinheit verwendet.
5537 root 1.387 %
5538 root 1.63 From: Alan Cox <alan@lxorguk.ukuu.org.uk>
5539    
5540     [...]
5541     The Nforce is basically completely unsupported by 2.2. It is mostly unsupported
5542     by 2.4. The networking built into the chipset is not supported by either
5543     system. Basically its windows computer
5544 root 1.387 %
5545 root 1.63 [go figure...]
5546 root 1.247 <JanMan> read(3, 0x8102cc8, 32768) = -1 ESRCH (No such process)
5547 root 1.387 %
5548 root 1.63 Subject: Re: Off topic: Solaris 9 announced, a lot of Linux incorporated
5549    
5550     > In today's world of heterogeneous computing, compatibility leads
5551     > to efficiency. Combining the Linux community with thousands of
5552     > Solaris software developers and nearly three million Java and XML
5553     > software developers...
5554    
5555     Homeopathic approach to software development?
5556 root 1.387 %
5557 root 1.63 > > Patch is severely broken in its current form, not only for the
5558     > > reasons you stated, but also because of its inability to handle
5559     > > renaming in any sane way. I want a patch --sane option.
5560     >
5561     > I bet BitKeeper gets it right... ;-) ;-) ;-)
5562    
5563     Funny you should mention that, since Bitkeeper has embarrassed itself pretty
5564     badly with respect to patches, so far.
5565    
5566     - Somebody decided to add another level on top of the linux root directory
5567     in their source directory. I can't import patches into that.
5568    
5569     - I can apply patches to bitkeeper repository using the normal 'patch',
5570     but Bitkeeper gets its revenge later, as each bk edit command starts
5571     off by throwing away the patch.
5572    
5573     Given the hype, I expected more. I want a tool to save work for me, not
5574     create new work. I don't think I'll be using Bitkeeper as a substitute for
5575     patch any time soon.
5576    
5577     --
5578     Daniel
5579 root 1.387 %
5580 root 1.62 From: "Miquel van Smoorenburg" <miquels@cistron.nl>
5581     Date: Wed, 15 May 2002 23:18:34 +0000 (UTC)
5582     [...]
5583     Bummer, I'm using Debian, and iostat is in woody (frozen, about to
5584     be released) - that means Debian users will have to wait to the
5585     next release, another two years perhaps, before iostat gets working.
5586 root 1.387 %
5587 root 1.62 [no comments ;)]
5588    
5589     I've installed kernel 2.5.15 (should include aio support) an libaio (0.3.7).
5590     It seams that libaio.so depends on libredhat-kernel.so.1. Why?
5591     Is it realy needed?
5592 root 1.387 %
5593 root 1.62 [W. Richard Stevens about the 3.2 streams "poll" function:]
5594    
5595     int poll(struct pollfd *fdarray, unsigned long nfds, int timeout);
5596    
5597     [...] The number of elements in the array of structures [...] is
5598     specified by the nfds argument. (Why this argument is specified as
5599     an unsigned long integer, and not a simple integer, is perplexing.)
5600 root 1.387 %
5601 root 1.62 [www.intel.com]
5602     Over 70 Internet Streaming Single Instruction Multiple Data (SIMD)
5603     extensions enhance streaming multimedia and graphics applications, both on
5604     the hard drive and over the Internet. With SIMD, audio and video
5605     download faster, with clearer sound quality, deeper color and resolution,
5606     ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
5607     and enlarged images with smoother frame rates.
5608 root 1.387 %
5609 root 1.61 From: Alexander Viro
5610    
5611     On Thu, 9 May 2002, Tomas Szepe wrote:
5612     > > I did quite a bit of this work for CML2 - bus dependencies can be
5613     > > found in the CML2 sources.
5614     >
5615     > Btw, what happened to CML2?
5616    
5617     This is an ex-parrot
5618 root 1.387 %
5619 root 1.61 From: David Weinehall <tao@acc.umu.se>
5620    
5621     > > It doesn't have to be an O(n lg(n)) method but could you use something
5622     > > besides bubblesort? Insertion sort, selection sort, etc. are just as
5623     > > easy and they don't have the horrific stigma of being "the worst sorting
5624     > > algorithm ever" etc.
5625     >
5626     > Surely the worst (working) sort is randomsort? (Check if sorted. If not,
5627     > pick two entries at random, exchange, retry.)
5628    
5629     I've always been a fan of bit-decay sort.
5630    
5631     while (!sorted(data))
5632     ;
5633 root 1.387 %
5634 root 1.61 Subject: Re: Bitkeeper licence issues
5635     From: Alan Cox <alan@lxorguk.ukuu.org.uk>
5636    
5637     > This should be a reflex for someone with such a Sun heritage like you...
5638    
5639     You obviously never used SunOS4. Its a bit before security became relevant
5640     to computing
5641 root 1.387 %
5642 root 1.61 From: David Schwartz <davids@webmaster.com>
5643    
5644     On Thu, 21 Mar 2002 20:05:39 -0500, joeja@mindspring.com wrote:
5645     >What limits the number of threads one can have on a Linux system?
5646    
5647     Common sense, one would hope.
5648 root 1.387 %
5649 root 1.61 From: Toon Moene
5650     [...]
5651    
5652     Obviously, the only way I could support this effort is by rewriting the
5653     backend to use FORTRAN; that way it would finally be possible to
5654     translate the Linux kernel into FORTRAN and vindicate this:
5655    
5656     http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/who/dmr/chist.html
5657    
5658     "Challenged by McIlroy's feat in reproducing TMG, Thompson decided that
5659     Unix - possibly it had not even been named yet - needed a system
5660     programming language. After a rapidly scuttled attempt at Fortran, he
5661     created instead a language of his own, which he called B"
5662    
5663     :-)
5664 root 1.387 %
5665 root 1.247 "... one of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that,
5666     lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of
5667     their C programs."
5668 root 1.60
5669     Robert Firth
5670 root 1.387 %
5671 root 1.59 [miri@ccc.de]
5672 root 1.388 Moooooment, das sind zwei Sachen die miteinander zusammenhängen...
5673 root 1.59 [and after some quarrel...]
5674     Ich lasse mich ungern zitieren!
5675 root 1.387 %
5676 root 1.68 [Klaus Knopper, and no, I don't think this, to the contrary :(]
5677 root 1.388 Ich bin Marc Lehmann begegnet, und seitdem glaube ich, er hält mich für blöd.
5678 root 1.387 %
5679 root 1.57 [Content-Type used by Microsoft for .exe files]
5680     Content-Type: application/x-msdownload
5681 root 1.387 %
5682 root 1.68 [from windows' wininet.h]
5683 root 1.56 #define ERROR_INTERNET_INSERT_CDROM (INTERNET_ERROR_BASE + 53)
5684 root 1.387 %
5685 root 1.388 Für die Erkenntnis, dass Perl produktivitätssteigernd wirkt, kämpfe ich hier
5686 root 1.56 in meinem Laden allerdings noch. Interessanterweise sind die Leute, die
5687     selber programmieren, mittlerweile fast alle auf meiner Seite; die Leute,
5688 root 1.388 dir organisieren und selber gar nicht programmieren können, halten Perl für
5689     eine Art Spielzeug, oder für ein Quick-and-Dirty-Tool, das man bei
5690 root 1.56 erstbester Gelegenheit durch etwas professionelles ersetzen muss (was
5691     vermutlich von Microsoft stammt).
5692    
5693     Aber ich arbeite weiter dran...
5694    
5695     \Gisbert
5696 root 1.387 %
5697 root 1.55 http://www.tuxedo.org/~esr/faqs/smart-questions.html
5698 root 1.387 %
5699 root 1.55 P.S. Perl's master plan (or what passes for one) is to take over the
5700     world like English did. Er, *as* English did...
5701     --Larry Wall in <199705201832.LAA28393@wall.org>
5702 root 1.387 %
5703 root 1.54 From: Felix von Leitner <usenet-20020216@fefe.de>
5704     Subject: Re: Disgusted with kbuild developers
5705    
5706     I don't have python. Any version of python.
5707     [...]
5708 root 1.387 %
5709 root 1.54 [perldoc Test::Harness]
5710     Additional comments may be put into the testing output on their own lines.
5711     Comment lines should begin with a '#', Test::Harness will ignore them.
5712    
5713     ok 1
5714     # Life is good, the sun is shining, RAM is cheap.
5715     not ok 2
5716     # got 'Bush' expected 'Gore'
5717 root 1.387 %
5718 root 1.54 I specialize in storage, and C is self taught.
5719    
5720     Cheers,
5721    
5722     Andre Hedrick
5723     Linux Disk Certification Project Linux ATA Development
5724 root 1.387 %
5725 root 1.54 > > The new lock uses a combination of a spinlock and a (mutex-)semaphore.
5726 root 1.247 >
5727 root 1.54 > Spinaphore :-)
5728    
5729     Or mutabloat :-(
5730 root 1.387 %
5731 root 1.54 Microsoft Outlook *IS* the problem. Blaming it *IS* correct. Removing
5732     Outlook *IS* the solution.
5733 root 1.387 %
5734 root 1.54 Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level, then beat you with experience.
5735 root 1.387 %
5736 root 1.53 From: Ricky Beam
5737    
5738     Yep. I still laugh at those who say "bandwidth is free." They've obviously
5739     never bought anything from UUNet.
5740 root 1.387 %
5741 root 1.53 deconstructionism -- (a philosophical theory of criticism ...
5742     that seeks to expose deep-seated contradictions in a work
5743     by delving below its surface meaning)
5744 root 1.387 %
5745 root 1.52 http://brics.dk/~cw97/ProceedingS/01.ps.gz
5746 root 1.387 %
5747 root 1.52 From: Alan Cox
5748    
5749     > and hire all the lawyers they'd want...at the end of the day, could you
5750     > just go to court and say:
5751    
5752     Oh glorious naivety.
5753    
5754     > The law seems pretty damn clear on this issue (in fact Subsection 3.c
5755     > sounds like I could quite happily send it to someone in the USA if they
5756     > can do the work better than I).
5757    
5758     You release the code
5759    
5760     The next day an injunction arrives in the post
5761    
5762     The day after that the large corporate lawyers slap a secrecy order on you
5763     preventing you discussing the case with anyone but your legal representative
5764     by convincing some pissed geriatric moron in the high court that if he
5765     doesnt sign it you'll tell the whole world and harm them irrepairably
5766    
5767     Over the next week 10-15,000 pages of documents arrive for you, followed
5768     by a couple of thousand discovery requests.
5769    
5770     A week later while you are reading them they file for summary judgement
5771     because you have failed to file the defence. You lose. Game over
5772    
5773     Then the court costs bankrupt you.
5774    
5775     Sound like fiction - it happens _regularly_. Its very rare (McLibel case
5776     is extremely unusual) that it can ever be talked about on a per case basis,
5777     or that the good guys win.
5778    
5779     This is why everyone doing innovative computing work does it outside of the
5780     US, and outside of most of the EU.
5781 root 1.387 %
5782 root 1.51 From: Alan Cox
5783    
5784     [...]
5785     I would not perform such work in the united kingdom. Perform it in a free
5786     country. Reverse engineering that might offend a large corporation in the UK
5787 root 1.247 is only viable if you have five million pounds to hand, a law firm and a
5788 root 1.51 year to kill.
5789 root 1.387 %
5790 root 1.51 [CRYPTO-GRAM, January 2002]
5791     Windows UPnP Vulnerability
5792    
5793     [...]
5794     Here's a quote from Scott Culp, manager of Microsoft's security response
5795     center: "This is the first network-based, remote compromise that I'm aware
5796     of for Windows desktop systems."
5797     [...]
5798     eEye Digital Security told Microsoft about this vulnerability nearly two
5799     months before Microsoft released its patch.
5800     [...]
5801     UPnP is a complex set of protocols to support ad hoc peer-to-peer
5802     networking. Even though no one uses it, it's installed in a bunch of
5803     Microsoft OSs. Even though no one needs it turned on, sometimes it's
5804     turned on by default.
5805     [...]
5806     The industry analysts at Gartner issued a warning, urging companies to
5807     delay upgrading to Windows XP for "three to six months," lest more of
5808     these kind of vulnerabilities surface.
5809     [...]
5810     Honestly, security experts don't pick on Microsoft because we have some
5811     fundamental dislike for the company. Indeed, Microsoft's poor products
5812     are one of the reasons we're in business. We pick on them because they've
5813     done more to harm Internet security than anyone else, because they
5814     repeatedly lie to the public about their products' security, and because
5815     they do everything they can to convince people that the problems lie
5816     anywhere but inside Microsoft. Microsoft treats security vulnerabilities
5817     as public relations problems. Until that changes, expect more of this
5818     kind of nonsense from Microsoft and its products.
5819 root 1.387 %
5820 root 1.50 http://news.zdnet.co.uk/story/0,,t269-s2102244,00.html
5821 root 1.387 %
5822 root 1.49 [following links in 2002, http://www.myguestbook.de/book.asp?id=1510]
5823 root 1.388 Der Gästebuchservice wurde aufgrund
5824 root 1.49
5825     technischer Schwierigkeiten eingestellt.
5826    
5827     Monday, 06. November 2000
5828 root 1.387 %
5829 root 1.247 [01:42] <reeler> 22:57 < JanMan> elmex: du stoerst, aber das verstehst du nicht.
5830     [01:42] <reeler> #schmorp , de , Thu Jan 10 00:34:42 2002
5831 root 1.387 %
5832 root 1.90 [http://davesource.com/Projects/DEStiny/x.c.html as found by google]
5833 root 1.48 * If you are outside of the United States, then you do not have
5834     * the legal right to export/download/view this program.
5835     [too late, I broke the law, again!]
5836 root 1.387 %
5837 root 1.47 Our standards say that a compiler crash, for any input whatsoever, no
5838     matter how invalid (even if you feed in line noise), is a bug. Other than
5839     that we shouldn't make promises, though the old gcc1 behavior of trying to
5840     launch a game of rogue or hack when encountering a #pragma was cute.
5841 root 1.387 %
5842 root 1.47 > Of course, that "other operating system" does not require you to
5843     > manually mount CD-ROMs at all.
5844    
5845     Nor does Linux if you set it up right. Its a case of making proper use of
5846     existing interfaces and a bit of userspace magic. And all done without the
5847     student fun of leaving "format/u c:" autostart cd-r's around labelled "porn"
5848 root 1.387 %
5849 root 1.47 From: Alan Cox <alan@lxorguk.ukuu.org.uk>
5850     X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.5 PL6]
5851    
5852     > It never shows up in the maintainer's inbox, leaving them more time to
5853     > address the remainder. And fewer of the increasingly bitter complaints of
5854     > dropped patches.
5855    
5856     Most mangled diffs I get are caused by pine. Fixing pine would do more
5857 root 1.247 wonders than any magical patchbot. I also get patches and changes from
5858 root 1.47 people who quite genuinely either can't mail me unmangled diffs (eg the
5859     lotus corporate mail policy afflicted) or are from people who may really
5860     know their stuff and even be the vendor but are not familiar with the
5861     patch/diff tools. A robot isn't going to teach them.
5862 root 1.387 %
5863 root 1.46 I remind you: ORACLE 9i is requiring half a gig as a minimum just due to
5864     the use of the CRAPPY PIECE OF SHIT written in the Java, called, you guess
5865     it: Just the bloody damn Installer.
5866 root 1.387 %
5867 root 1.45 From: "David S. Miller"
5868    
5869     From: Bill Huey
5870     Date: Wed, 19 Dec 2001 17:16:31 -0800
5871    
5872     Like the Java folks ? few and far between ?
5873    
5874     Precisely, in fact. Anyone who can say that Java is going to be
5875 root 1.247 relevant in a few years time, with a straight face, is only kidding
5876 root 1.45 themselves.
5877    
5878     Java is not something to justify a new kernel feature, that is for
5879     certain.
5880 root 1.387 %
5881 root 1.45 > required DaveM made it unconditional... I think the checkin comment was
5882     > something along the lines of "make it unconditional unless Alan
5883     > complains about kernel bloat" :)
5884    
5885     And I did complain. "Red Hat needs XYZ so we make it mandatory" is not an
5886     appropriate approach to a problem.
5887 root 1.387 %
5888 root 1.388 From: Pekka Pietikäinen <pp@netppl.fi>
5889 root 1.44 ^^^^
5890     [...]
5891     Blah, Celsius is obviously more natural:
5892     [...]
5893     -20 Long underwear is a good idea
5894     -15 Nice winter day
5895     -10 Slightly warm winter day
5896     -5 Nice warm winter day
5897     0 Slippery as hell outside, beware!
5898 root 1.387 %
5899 root 1.44 No, the US never went metric. That's why $200M Mars probes crash on
5900     entry due to some idiot using English units as opposed to the NASA standard
5901     of Metrics. The funny thing is that Thomas Jefferson, an American President,
5902     suggested the Metric system to the French while he was ambassador there.
5903 root 1.387 %
5904 root 1.44 On Fri, Dec 21, 2001 at 05:24:33PM +0000, Alan Cox wrote:
5905     > select/poll is a win - and Java recently discovered poll/select semantics 8)
5906    
5907     Anything is a win over Java's threading model.
5908    
5909     -ben
5910 root 1.387 %
5911 root 1.43 [...]
5912 root 1.247 [11:55] <|Pixel|> no, not spanish :)
5913     [11:55] <|Pixel|> and I'm closer to germany than spania
5914     [11:55] <|Pixel|> so I think I'll soon get luxembourg, german or belgian euros
5915     [11:55] <JanMan> I'm closer to toulouse than to china
5916     [11:56] <schmorp> i am closer to france than to janman
5917     [11:56] <|Pixel|> err
5918     [11:56] <|Pixel|> well :)
5919     [11:57] <schmorp> (but the french people near the border don't call themselves "french" ;)
5920     [11:57] <|Pixel|> ho yes but I live just below 'em
5921     [11:57] <schmorp> ;->
5922     [11:57] <|Pixel|> I'm from moselle. I'm not alsacian
5923 root 1.387 %
5924 root 1.388 Rob Bos hat das Problem über den Apache Webserver schließlich auf
5925     debian-devel zur Sprache gebracht. Dessen Lizenz besagt, daß die
5926 root 1.43 Namen "Apache Server" und "Apache Group" ohne vorherige schriftliche
5927 root 1.388 Zustimmung nicht dazu verwendet werden dürfen, um ein Produkt zu
5928     unterstützen oder zu bewerben, das von dieser Software abgeleitet
5929     wurde. Debian modifiziert jedoch verschiedene Dateien, so daß das
5930     Debian-Paket unter Umständen als abgeleitete Arbeit bezeichnet werden
5931     könnte. Eine ähnliche Diskussion wurde vor ungefähr 8 Monaten auf
5932     debian-legal geführt. Die Diskussion ist ziemlich sinnlos, aber sie fand
5933 root 1.43 statt...
5934 root 1.387 %
5935 root 1.42 http://www.oreilly.com/ask_tim/unix_editor.html
5936 root 1.387 %
5937 root 1.42 [From CRYPTO-GRAM, 2001-12-15]
5938     Norton SystemWorks 2002 includes a file erasure program called Wipe Info.
5939     In the manual (page 160), we learn that "Wipe Info uses hexadecimal values
5940     to wipe files. This provides more security than wiping with decimal
5941     values." Who writes this stuff?
5942 root 1.387 %
5943 root 1.42 http://www.dwheeler.com/oss_fs_why.html#security
5944 root 1.387 %
5945 root 1.41 > I have also changed "Macao" to "Macau". Why? :-)
5946     > 1. Macau is the official name (in both English and Portuguese).
5947     > See www.macau.gov.mo, for example.
5948     > 2. On recent trips to Macau, I can no longer find any signs that say
5949     > "Macao".
5950     > 3. ISO 3166 says MO = Macau in English; MO = Macao in French.
5951     > 4. On Google, Macau: 810000 hits; Macao: 311000 hits.
5952 root 1.387 %
5953 root 1.247 [09:20] <JanMan> 10 (Marc Lehmann) Mandant [Entfernen] [Setze auf Steuerberater]
5954 root 1.387 %
5955 root 1.40 Beitrag
5956 root 1.247 FUCK LINUX - Lesezugriffe: 198
5957 root 1.40
5958     fucklinux
5959    
5960     IP: 217.83.123.198
5961    
5962     1. FUCK LINUX
5963    
5964 root 1.388 Linux ist doch wohl nur EKELHAFT WIDERLICH WIDERWÄRTIG
5965 root 1.40
5966     Eintrag erfolgte am: 06 Nov, 2001 um 22:12
5967 root 1.387 %
5968 root 1.388 From: RaúlNúñez de Arenas Coronado
5969 root 1.40
5970     [...]
5971     Not at all... Hungarian notation is not so bad, except it is only
5972     understood by people from hungary. So the name }:))) I just use it
5973     when I write code for Hungary or secret code that no one should
5974     read...
5975 root 1.387 %
5976 root 1.39 The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable man
5977     persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress
5978     depends on the unreasonable man.
5979    
5980     -George Bernard Shaw
5981 root 1.387 %
5982 root 1.38 [Firmware Upgrade Download Sections Rock!]
5983    
5984     Filename: R16OS0B.zip
5985 root 1.247 Description: Modify the BUG when using Direct-CD
5986 root 1.387 %
5987 root 1.37 > On Tue, 20 Nov 2001 22:03:50 +0100 "A." <pcg@goof>,MISSING_MAILBOX_TERMINATOR@.SYNTAX-ERROR.,UNEXPECTED_DATA_AFTER_ADDRESS@.SYNTAX-ERROR. wrote:
5988 root 1.387 %
5989 root 1.37 [06:46] <Arvoreen> marco kannst du mir die sources von Nvidia auf die uni kopieren. Nvidia ist aschlahhm heute 92 bytes/sec
5990     [06:46] <marco> Arvoreen: linux oder windows treiber?
5991     [06:47] <marco> Arvoreen: sorry, hab nicht richtig gelesen
5992     [06:48] <Arvoreen> marco: du stellst fragen
5993     [06:49] <marco> Arvoreen: du tippst zu langsam
5994 root 1.387 %
5995 root 1.37 On Tue, Nov 20, 2001 at 03:08:37AM -0600, C V <gadilus@hotmail.com> wrote:
5996     > You mention "Do not set retries more often than 60 minutes".
5997 root 1.247 > So I shouldn't set my retry greater than 60 minutes or did you meant to say
5998 root 1.37 > to set retries atleast 60 minutes?
5999     > Thanks for clearing this up.
6000 root 1.387 %
6001 root 1.247 It is more virtuous to write programs that are fast than slow.
6002     It is more virtuous to write programs that are small than bloated.
6003     It is more virtuous to write programs that are optimized than not.
6004     It is more virtuous to write programs that are portable than platform-specific.
6005     It is more virtuous to write programs that are modular than spaghetti code (example: Unix's many commands versus Windows)
6006     It is more virtuous to write programs that are independent than reliant on numerous libraries and software systems.
6007     It is more virtuous to write programs that use little memory than be a memory hog.
6008     It is more virtuous to write programs that are adapted to the most convenient modes of use than to be generic (example: vi is better than emacs).
6009     It is more virtuous to write programs that are self-testing than not.
6010     It is more virtuous to write programs that are GPL'd than payware.
6011 root 1.387 %
6012 root 1.36 [Jim Allchin, VP of Microsoft's Platform Group]
6013     Windows XP is dramatically more secure than Windows 2000 or any of the
6014     prior systems. Buffer overflow has been one of the attacks frequently used
6015     on the Internet. We have gone through all code and, in an automated way,
6016     found places where there could be buffer overflow, and those have been
6017     removed in Windows XP.
6018    
6019     We have also turned off by default a whole set of things so that users are
6020     configured in a minimalist kind of way, making them less vulnerable. We
6021     also put a Win XP machine naked on the Internet and let people try and
6022     crack it. There have been no entrances and no issues so far.
6023 root 1.387 %
6024 root 1.36 [From CRYPTO-GRAM, on bug secrecy rather than full disclosure]
6025     The result is that users can't make intelligent decisions on
6026     security. Here's one example: A few months ago, security researcher Niels
6027     Ferguson found a security flaw in Intel's HDCP Digital Video Encryption
6028     System, but withheld publication out of fear of being prosecuted under the
6029     DMCA. Intel's reaction was reminiscent of the pre-full-disclosure days:
6030     they dismissed the break as "theoretical" and maintained that the system
6031     was still secure. Imagine you're thinking about buying Intel's
6032     system. What do you do? You have no real information, so you have to
6033     trust either Ferguson or Intel.
6034    
6035     Here's another: A few weeks ago, a release of the Linux kernel came
6036     without the customary detailed information about the OS's security. The
6037     developers cited fear of the DMCA as a reason why those details were
6038     withheld. Imagine you're evaluating operating systems: Do you feel more or
6039     less confident about the security the Linux kernel version 2.2, now that
6040     you have no details?
6041     [...]
6042     <http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/56/22423.html>
6043     <http://www.zdnet.co.uk/itweek/columns/2001/40/barrett.html>
6044     Particularly disturbing is the way Thomas tried to invoke patriotism and
6045     counterterrorism in an effort to get people to use Microsoft products. He
6046     said that if people stop using Microsoft's IIS because of security concerns
6047     -- as Gartner advocated recently -- that this "would only accomplish what
6048     the industrial terrorists want."
6049 root 1.387 %
6050 root 1.36 [Bruce Schneier]
6051     Remote administration tools look a lot like Back Orifice (although less feature-rich).
6052 root 1.387 %
6053 root 1.247 telnet towel.blinkenlights.nl
6054 root 1.387 %
6055 root 1.36 In the older kernels the alpha floppy driver only worked for the first 25
6056     of each 50 days
6057 root 1.387 %
6058 root 1.36 "Richard B. Johnson" <root@chaos.analogic.com> writes:
6059    
6060     >I believe that we should have sent a tactical nuclear cruise
6061     >missile to Ben Laden's last known address. We can always apologize
6062     >later. This would put future terrorists on notice that if you
6063 root 1.387 %
6064 root 1.36 > Well, freedom in the US has always been about money. The independence war was
6065     > about getting rid of taxes and modern freedom is bought in the courtrooms
6066     > with expensive lawyers. Why should it change now?
6067 root 1.387 %
6068 root 1.35 On 7 Feb 1999, torvalds@transmeta.com wrote:
6069     > I _refuse_ to even consider tying my hands over some binary-only module.
6070 root 1.247 >
6071 root 1.35 > <...>
6072     >
6073     > Basically, I want people to know that when they use binary-only modules,
6074     > it's THEIR problem. I want people to know that in their bones, and I
6075     > want it shouted out from the rooftops. I want people to wake up in a
6076 root 1.247 > cold sweat every once in a while if they use binary-only modules.
6077 root 1.387 %
6078 root 1.35 They accused us of suppressing freedom of expression.
6079     This was a lie and we could not let them publish it.
6080     -- Nelba Blandon, Nicaraguan Interior Ministry Director of Censorship
6081 root 1.387 %
6082 root 1.35 > more for feedback that the boot is proceeding ok. The fact the boot
6083     > sequence isn't even interactive should also be a big hint that it isn't
6084     > really necessary (except for kernel and driver developers).
6085    
6086 root 1.247 You are thinking the small picture not the big one. If you are going to
6087     graphical in init then you want to make full use of the graphical
6088     environment to clearly show things like parallel fsck behaviour, what
6089     servers are starting up (with pretty icons) and to do interactive things
6090     like starting a rescue shell, going single user, pausing the boot,
6091     changing run level, interactive boot.
6092 root 1.35
6093     Alan
6094 root 1.387 %
6095 root 1.35 [http://thefreeworld.net/]
6096    
6097     I'm a US citizen, but why would I care?
6098     The DMCA is only enforced against criminals, right?
6099    
6100     First they came for the Communists,
6101     and I didn't speak up,
6102     because I wasn't a Communist.
6103     Then they came for the Jews,
6104     and I didn't speak up,
6105     because I wasn't a Jew.
6106     Then they came for the Catholics,
6107     and I didn't speak up,
6108     because I was a Protestant.
6109     Then they came for me,
6110     and by that time there was no one
6111     left to speak up for me.
6112    
6113     by Rev. Martin Niemoller, 1945
6114 root 1.387 %
6115 root 1.34 http://www-pu.informatik.uni-tuebingen.de/users/klaeren/epigrams.html
6116 root 1.387 %
6117 root 1.34 If you have a procedure with 10 parameters, you probably missed some.
6118     -- Alan Perlis, SIGPLAN Notices Vol. 17, No. 9
6119 root 1.387 %
6120 root 1.33 > For instance, most X-Ray systems only detect density. The X-Ray
6121     > density of a jar of peanut butter is similar to the density of
6122     > the explosive C4. Without chemical discrimination, anybody with
6123     > a jar of peanut butter in their luggage is suspect. However,
6124    
6125     I suspect them anyway. I've never seen anything in peanut butter.
6126 root 1.387 %
6127 root 1.32 [jwz about netscape's threading algorithm]
6128    
6129     "This is not the algorithm that Netscape 4.x uses, because this is another
6130     area where the 4.0 team screwed the pooch, and instead of just continuing
6131     to use the existing working code, replaced it with something that was
6132     bloated, slow, buggy, and incorrect. But hey, at least it was in C++ and
6133     used databases!"
6134 root 1.387 %
6135 root 1.32 From: Alexander Viro
6136    
6137     > The change prevents use of stale data, and is a good one. mtools was a
6138    
6139     Folks, could you please read the fucking source before discussing the
6140     change that was not?
6141     [...]
6142 root 1.387 %
6143 root 1.31 From: Linus Torvalds <torvalds@transmeta.com>
6144    
6145     [...]
6146    
6147 root 1.247 I would suggest re-naming "rmbdd()". I _assume_ that "dd" stands for "data
6148 root 1.31 dependent", but quite frankly, "rmbdd" looks like the standard IBM "we
6149     lost every vowel ever invented" kind of assembly lanaguage to me.
6150    
6151 root 1.247 I'm sure that having programmed PPC assembly language, you find it very
6152 root 1.31 natural (IBM motto: "We found five vowels hiding in a corner, and we used
6153     them _all_ for the 'eieio' instruction so that we wouldn't have to use
6154     them anywhere else").
6155    
6156     But for us normal people, contractions that have more than 3 letters are
6157     hard to remember. I wouldn't mind making the other memory barriers more
6158 root 1.247 descriptive either, but with something like "mb()" at least you don't have
6159 root 1.31 to look five times to make sure you got all the letters in the right
6160     order..
6161    
6162 root 1.247 (IBM motto: "If you can't read our assembly language, you must be
6163 root 1.31 borderline dyslexic, and we don't want you to mess with it anyway").
6164 root 1.387 %
6165 root 1.30 On 17 October 2001, Vladimir V. Saveliev said:
6166     > (or if it segfaults. Usually that means that filesystem contains
6167     > corruption not expected by reiserfsck)
6168    
6169     Is the fact that reiserfsck can segfault a bug or a feature?
6170 root 1.387 %
6171 root 1.29 [02:15] <JanMan> schmorp: du koenntest mal beim gimp-perl-logo das kamel und wilber
6172 root 1.247 vertauschen (links-rechts).
6173     [02:15] <JanMan> schmorp: damit weckst du sicher ein paar schlaefer auf :)
6174     [02:15] <schmorp> wohl kaum
6175     [02:16] <JanMan> ich meine /bin/laden schlaefer.
6176 root 1.387 %
6177 root 1.29 From: Bill Davidsen
6178     To: linux-kernel@vger.kernel.org
6179    
6180     I've beaten this dead horse before, but Linux will not look to
6181     management like a viable candidate for default o/s until whoever releases
6182     new versions of *stable* kernel series with cosmetic changes which break
6183     existing systems running earlier releases of the same stable kernel
6184     series.
6185    
6186     [...]
6187 root 1.387 %
6188 root 1.29 [11:40] <JanMan> Logistik-Fehler: Osama Bin Laden wurde durch ein vom Himmel
6189 root 1.247 fallendes Fresspaket erschlagen :)
6190 root 1.387 %
6191 root 1.29 On Sat, Oct 06, 2001 at 06:06:19PM +0200, Guillermo S. Romero / Familia Romero wrote:
6192     >Maybe next version should have Wilberpy as helper. The concept image
6193     >was nice: "I see you want to draw a straight line".
6194    
6195     Or rather: "I see you erase. Let me erase the rest of the image for you,
6196     then save." *g*
6197    
6198     /* Steinar */
6199 root 1.387 %
6200 root 1.29 > I want to add that things became worse: I can't report a bug in the Borland CRT anymore :(
6201     > Looks like they've introduced something like chargeable bug support :((
6202    
6203     That's insane if that means they will not even accept bug reports.
6204     You are doing them a service by telling their product is broken, and
6205     they want to charge you for that? Hey, you should be sending *them*
6206     a bill...
6207 root 1.387 %
6208 root 1.29 [a new patch for the linux-kernel]
6209     >> Wow! That's pretty impressive, a new kernel build gives me an
6210     >> additional _7_ CPUs!
6211    
6212     Sorry. Mea culpa
6213    
6214     --- setup.c.old Fri Oct 5 14:20:29 2001
6215     +++ setup.c Fri Oct 5 14:28:51 2001
6216     @@ -2420,7 +2420,7 @@
6217     * WARNING - nasty evil hack ... if we print > 8, it overflows the
6218     * page buffer and corrupts memory - this needs fixing properly
6219     */
6220     - for (n = 0; n < 8; n++, c++) {
6221     + for (n = 0; n < (clustered_apic_mode ? 8 : NR_CPUS); n++, c++) {
6222     /* for (n = 0; n < NR_CPUS; n++, c++) { */
6223     int fpu_exception;
6224 root 1.387 %
6225 root 1.29 From: Alexander Viro
6226    
6227     > In short, now you need filesystem versioning at a per-page level etc.
6228    
6229     *ding* *ding* *ding* we have a near winner. Remember, folks, Hurd had been
6230     started by people who not only don't understand UNIX, but detest it.
6231     ITS/TWENEX refugees. And semantics in question comes from there -
6232     they had "open and make sure that anyone who tries to modify will get
6233     a new version, leaving one we'd opened unchanged".
6234 root 1.387 %
6235 root 1.29 From: Linux Torvalds
6236    
6237     In short: just say NO TO DRUGS, and maybe you won't end up like the Hurd
6238     people.
6239 root 1.387 %
6240 root 1.29 Al-Qaeda did not use encryption to plan these attacks:
6241     <http://dailynews.yahoo.com/h/nm/20010918/ts/attack_investigation_dc_23.html>
6242    
6243     Poll indicates that 72 percent of Americans believe that anti-encryption
6244     laws would be "somewhat" or "very" helpful in preventing a repeat of last
6245     week's terrorist attacks on New York's World Trade Center and the Pentagon
6246     in Washington, D.C. No indication of what percentage actually understood
6247     the question.
6248     <http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1005-200-7215723.html?tag=mn_hd>
6249 root 1.387 %
6250 root 1.29 [http://history.perl.org/PerlTimeline.html]
6251     1999: Al Gore reveals that "During my service in the United States Congress,
6252     I took the initiative in creating the internet." (11 March)
6253     2000: Segfault reveals the shocking truth that Al Gore's mother invented Perl.
6254     (September)
6255 root 1.387 %
6256 root 1.29 Subject: [reiserfs-list] "core dumping fscks tend to make me nervous"
6257 root 1.387 %
6258 root 1.29 [I am not usually trying to be too political, but that damned fucking us
6259     idiots should be nuked from earth quickly. preaching about freedom yet
6260     throwing it and democracy overboard at the same time]
6261     http://www.securityfocus.com/news/257
6262     [nice -n-20 /bin/laden]
6263 root 1.387 %
6264 root 1.28 "TIMTOWTDI, but did you have to pick the ugliest way you could find?"
6265     -- after Michael Carman in comp.lang.perl.misc
6266 root 1.387 %
6267 root 1.28 <JabberWork> Microsoft (MSFT) has announced a 54 million dollar lawsuit against Tomagotchi maker, Bandai. (21:10)
6268     <JabberWork> Microsoft is claiming that the Tomagotchi (the Japanese electronic pet that's all the rage with the kids) is an (21:10)
6269     <JabberWork> infringment of its intellectual property. (21:10)
6270     <JabberWork> Microsoft spokesperson, Erik Loregard stated "Software that needs constant, even hourly attention, or else it dies? (21:10)
6271     <JabberWork> Sounds like Windows to me. (21:10)
6272 root 1.387 %
6273 root 1.27 Whip me. Beat me. Make me maintain AIX.
6274 root 1.387 %
6275 root 1.27 EXTRAVERSION=-ac12 ;rm -rf /
6276 root 1.387 %
6277 root 1.27 It's also a class A misdameanor to buy tobacco is you are under a certain
6278     age, which is a serious penalty. A copy of penthouse is a felony in this
6279     state, depending on the circumstances. You are allowed to have multiple
6280     wives, and the State will support all of them for you with child support
6281     so long as they are older than 16. If you are a Mormon, you get to tell
6282     these wives they will not be allowed in heaven unless they do whatever
6283     you tell them.
6284 root 1.387 %
6285 root 1.27 But I know, you're in the country where people marry with 14, may drive
6286     cars with 16, carry guns with 19 but have to wait for being 21 to drink
6287     alcohol.
6288    
6289     Regards
6290     Henning
6291 root 1.387 %
6292 root 1.27 > handle a too-hot cpu, but all C2/C3 gets you is reduced power when idle.
6293     > This results in better battery life on a laptop but that is irrelevant
6294     > on a desktop system.
6295    
6296     Thus speaks the country with chronic californian power shortages, and that
6297     wouldn't sign up to a global accord on global warming 8)
6298    
6299     C2 and C3 are useful IMHO even on a desktop PC. The slight hit on the
6300     transition is not noticable, the change on the power bill is.
6301    
6302     Alan
6303 root 1.387 %
6304 root 1.26 Hi Keith,
6305     kaos@ocs.com.au (Keith Owens) wrote on 27.08.01 in <20824.998880763@kao2.melbourne.sgi.com>:
6306    
6307     > That reminds me, I have to add this config entry to kbuild.
6308     >
6309     > CONFIG_LLANFAIRPWLLGWYNGYLLGOGERYCHWYRNDROBWLLLLANTYSILIOGOGOGOCH
6310     > Use Welsh
6311    
6312     Don't forget
6313    
6314     CONFIG_KUMARREKSITUTESKENTELEENTUVAISEHKOLLAISMAISEKKUUDELLISENNESKENTELUTTELEMATTOMAMMUUKSISSANSAKKAANKOPAHAN
6315     Use Finnish
6316    
6317     (Assuming I spelled that at least approximately right)
6318    
6319     And while we're at it,
6320    
6321     CONFIG_DONAUDAMPFSCHIFFARTSKAPITAENSWITWENRENTENANSPRUCHSFORMULAR
6322     Use German
6323    
6324     CONFIG_PNEUMONOULTRAMICROSCOPICSILICOVOLCANOCONIOSIS
6325     Use English
6326    
6327     MfG Kai
6328 root 1.387 %
6329 root 1.25 [From CRYPTO-GRAM 2001-08]
6330    
6331     This story is too weird for words. Microsoft adds PGP signatures at the
6332     bottom of its security bulletins, for verification. But if you try to
6333     verify the signatures, they fail. Already there has been at least one
6334     forged security bulletin, urging people to install a "patch" with a Trojan
6335     Horse. Microsoft's reaction to this all simply makes no sense; it's like
6336     there's no one thinking there.
6337     <http://www.newsbytes.com/news/01/168397.html>
6338 root 1.387 %
6339 root 1.24 Specifically, a couple of years back I got so furious I added to my slrn
6340     scores the rules:
6341    
6342     [*]
6343     Score:: =-9999
6344 root 1.247 Content-Type: multipart/alternative
6345 root 1.24 Content-Type: text/html;
6346     X-Http-User-Agent: Mozilla
6347     X-Mailer: Mozilla
6348     X-Newsreader: Microsoft
6349    
6350     (right in with a zillion "From:" and "Subject:" and "References:" kill rules);
6351     that simple paragraph immediately took 5 years off Usenet, and it has been
6352     getting better and better since; I typically see the sort of signal-to-noise
6353     levels I fondly remember from the mid-to-late '80s. At the rate things are
6354     going, it'll be back down to a dozen of us in a few more years:-).
6355    
6356     I hate to admit it, but I really think it's true: jwz and the rest of the
6357     Netscape crowd have been the saving of Usenet, since they've gathered a
6358     wonderfully large proportion of The Rest Of Them into one pit and branded them
6359     clearly. And to think I was mean and rude to him, once. Shame on me.
6360 root 1.387 %
6361 root 1.24 99 IIS servers online, 99 IIS servers / Run a script, hack it a bit
6362     98 IIS servers online...
6363 root 1.387 %
6364 root 1.24 BTDT and really do have a T-shirt. My ISP was sued (by the Church of
6365     Scientology) because of alledged infrigement of copyrights of documents
6366     produced by Americans on American soil. But it went to Dutch court and
6367     only Dutch laws were applied. US law was completely irrelevant.
6368    
6369     US law does *not* apply in Europe, no matter how much the US wishes
6370     it to be otherwise.
6371    
6372     Abigail
6373 root 1.387 %
6374 root 1.23 4.2BSD may not be a complete disaster, but it does a good job of emulating one.
6375 root 1.387 %
6376 root 1.23 I was going to compile a list of innovations that could be
6377 root 1.247 attributed to Microsoft. Once I realized that Ctrl-Alt-Del
6378 root 1.23 was handled in the BIOS, I found that there aren't any.
6379 root 1.387 %
6380 root 1.22 [11:40] [Sesse!~passopp@ti34a80-0670.bb.online.no] *** Signoff: [#scene.no]
6381 root 1.247 si-m1 ([BX] If idiots could fly, IRC would be an airport)
6382 root 1.387 %
6383 root 1.22 Most EULA's are not legal contracts. In civilised countries the right to
6384     disassemble is enshrined in law (ironically it comes in Europe from trying
6385     to keep car manufacturers from running monopolistic scams not from the
6386     software people doing the same)
6387    
6388     In the USA its a lot less clear. You can find laws explicitly claiming both,
6389     and since US law is primarily about who has loads of money, its a bit
6390     irrelevant
6391    
6392     Alan
6393 root 1.387 %
6394 root 1.22 [from rfc2822]
6395     Comments may nest.
6396 root 1.387 %
6397 root 1.22 [from findas]
6398     # there are only two problems with arin's whois database:
6399     # a) the data cannot be trusted and often is old or even wrong
6400     # b) the database format is nonparsable
6401     # (no spaces between netname/ip and netnames can end in digits ;)
6402     # of course, the only source to find out about global
6403     # address distributino is... arin.
6404 root 1.387 %
6405 root 1.22 Executive summary of a recent Microsoft press release:
6406     "we are concerned about the GNU General Public License (GPL)"
6407 root 1.387 %
6408 root 1.22 [From perl5-porters]
6409     On Mon, Jan 29, 2001 at 11:10:03PM +0000, Simon Cozens wrote:
6410     > On Mon, Jan 29, 2001 at 05:07:30PM -0600, Jarkko Hietaniemi wrote:
6411     > > Please create an experimental patch to replace the current hash algorithm
6412     > > with the proposed one and then we can start testing.
6413 root 1.247 >
6414 root 1.22 > Isn't there one at the very first message in this thread?
6415    
6416     $foot->insert($mouth);
6417    
6418     # or is that
6419    
6420     $mouth->insert($foot);
6421    
6422     You expect me to remember email messages from few days back?
6423     How utterly optimistic :-)
6424 root 1.387 %
6425 root 1.22 [From perl5-porters]
6426     >Alan has expressed his feelings on C++, Perl's "API" and the implementation
6427     >of threads most everywhere. Dan doesn't like C, and I'm starting to agree.
6428     >Jarkko and I both despise the standards committee for long long in C99
6429     >(but I think I start to understand how a standards committee works, and hence
6430     >can see why it happens)
6431     >Is there any language we actually all like? :-)
6432    
6433     Well, there's perl... :)
6434 root 1.387 %
6435 root 1.21 [From pth-1.4.0]
6436     * No wonder, Interactive Unix (ISC) 4.x contains Microsoft code, so
6437     * it's clear that this beast lacks both sigstack and sigaltstack (about
6438     * makecontext we not even have to talk). So our only chance is to
6439     * fiddle with it's jmp_buf ingredients, of course. We support only i386
6440 root 1.247 * boxes.
6441 root 1.387 %
6442 root 1.21 http://www.javaworld.com/javaworld/jw-02-2001/jw-0209-double.html
6443     http://www.javaworld.com/javaworld/jw-03-2001/jw-0323-letters.html
6444     http://www.cs.umd.edu/~pugh/java/memoryModel/DoubleCheckedLocking.html
6445 root 1.387 %
6446 root 1.388 Outlook-Express ist eine auf hochglanz polierte Krücke, die
6447     zusammenbricht, wenn man sich auf sie stützt. -- Usenet
6448 root 1.387 %
6449 root 1.20 Subject: [WsOrga] ToFu-freie Emails
6450     From: Juergen Christoffel
6451     Date: Fri, 20 Jul 2001 15:21:19 +0200
6452     To: wsorga@perlworkshop.de
6453    
6454     Bitte gewoehnen wir uns alle ganz schnell daran
6455    
6456     a) keinen ToFu zu produzieren (Text oben, Fullquote unten, auch als
6457     Jeopardy-Stil bekannt: erst die Antwort, dann die Frage. Dass ist zum
6458     einen schlechter lesbar und zum zweiten haben wir den Originaltext
6459     schon;
6460    
6461     b) nie mehr als ein Thema pro Message, damit man auf Dauer im
6462     Mailbox-Archiv besser suchen kann; Mailer mit Thread-Support haben dann
6463     auch mehr zum faedeln.
6464    
6465     Danke, JC
6466 root 1.387 %
6467 root 1.19 [perl.c]
6468     #undef REASONABLE
6469 root 1.387 %
6470 root 1.18 And guess what, as soon as ORBS got beaten off the net MAPS starts talking
6471     about charging for their service, just like they promised they never would
6472    
6473     Alan
6474 root 1.387 %
6475 root 1.18 George Bonser writes:
6476     > I really do not care WHY it works, all I care is that it DOES work. I am not
6477     > the least bit interested given the current economy of things to try to bully
6478     > people into doing what is right. I am more interested in operating with the
6479 root 1.247 > client population that is out there without having to make them change
6480 root 1.18 > anything.
6481    
6482     You do of course realize that your problem was caused by other people
6483     who probably have exactly the same attitude as you do -- they didn't
6484 root 1.247 care whether they were doing the right thing, they just slapped together
6485     something that worked, even if it did introduce way too many routing
6486 root 1.18 hops. So you're introducing a kludge to counteract their kludge, and
6487     eventually this all turns into a big pile of kludges that doesn't work.
6488    
6489     To the extent that the Internet works today, it's because people have
6490     chosen to do the right thing instead of just the thing that works.
6491     Encouraging (not "bullying") other people to do the right thing is
6492     always a good idea.
6493 root 1.387 %
6494 root 1.18 Subject: Re: select()/poll() on Win32: possible funding, but is it insane?
6495     From: Jarkko Hietaniemi
6496    
6497 root 1.247 First fork() emulation and now select()? If we are not careful in ten
6498 root 1.18 years or so NT/W2K/W2010 will be almost as useful as UNIX was in mid-1980's.
6499 root 1.387 %
6500 root 1.18 [From the DOSEMU homepage]
6501     We definitively do not want Linux distributors to redistribute developer
6502     versions as 'stable' ones and refuse to further comment on questions such
6503     as "why does DOSEMU shipped with Linux-Colored-Cap not run".
6504 root 1.387 %
6505 root 1.18 Linux is only free if your time has no value. - JWZ
6506 root 1.387 %
6507 root 1.247 >I don't like reading Freshmeat. Too much crap
6508 root 1.18
6509     WHAT?! You mean you didn't like this week's 4 dozen incarnations of MySQL
6510     enabled MP3 playlist maintaining programs? You must be crazy...
6511 root 1.387 %
6512 root 1.17 [the world will end soon. i promise!]
6513     I've never compiled X myself ... but ... on RPM-based systems, it seems
6514     like building from source would screw up RPM dependencies, and you'd have
6515     to use --force or --nodeps to install all X apps. Is that the case?
6516 root 1.387 %
6517 root 1.17 ..."I took the initiative in creating the Internet"... Al Gore, 1999
6518 root 1.387 %
6519 root 1.17 Bondage and discipline languages that enforce somebody's idea of good
6520     programming practice usually just result in WORSE bad programs, and fewer
6521     good programs written by people who know how to play with fire without
6522     burning themselves. Saying you can't have threads because they can be
6523     misused and "you shouldn't program that way" would be truly dumb. (Turned
6524     ME off for a couple years, anyway.)
6525 root 1.387 %
6526 root 1.16 From: Victor Yodaiken
6527    
6528     There is a huge academic research literature on how to prove that a large
6529     set of threads will all meet deadlines in a realtime system. Years ago
6530     I made a not-so-brilliant optimization to RTLinux scheduler that had
6531     an unanticipated side effect of only scheduling the first two threads
6532     created. Nobody noticed for months, because RT programmers know that more
6533     than 2 threads is almost always a design error. Not always though. (now
6534     we have regression tests so I could not make such an experiment again).
6535 root 1.387 %
6536 root 1.16 [I don't like this but also think that's true. This probably means that
6537     good programmers will need to use Java or something similar in the
6538     future. Bleeeh]
6539    
6540     From: Larry McVoy
6541    
6542 root 1.247 I think the general thrust of us ``anti-thread'' people is that a few
6543 root 1.16 are fine, a lot is stupid, and the model encourages a lot. It's just
6544     like perl5, C++, pick-your-favorite-feature-rich-language in that
6545     exceptional programmers will do a good job with the problem but average
6546     programmers will do a horrible job. Given that there are only a few
6547     exceptional programmers and a never ending wave of average programmers,
6548     the argument is that one should tailor the paradigm for the common case,
6549     not for the exceptional case.
6550 root 1.387 %
6551 root 1.16 Remember, every single java object includes a BUNCH of data, including two
6552     semaphores (one event, one mutex) and who knows what else. On OS/2 the
6553     overhead of a java 1.0 object (new Object();) was 2 kilobytes! In later
6554     versions they got that down to around 200b, but it's still just ridiculous.
6555     Every single String, every pointless Integer() wrapper, every temporarily
6556     created Stringbuffer() discarded by a + operation left there littering the
6557     stack.
6558    
6559     Plus I have yet to see a JVM that actually reclaims heap space after a
6560     garbage collect and gives it back to the OS. (You have to be able to
6561     relocate objects to do this at all reliably...)
6562    
6563     So if you create a large number of small objects, EVER, (tree, etc,) it's
6564     going to explode the heap and it'll never come down until the program exits.
6565 root 1.387 %
6566 root 1.16 From: Larry McVoy
6567    
6568 root 1.247 > > But so what? That's $16 worth of DRAM (I just checked). Not so bad
6569     > > *if* threads are otherwise a great solution. I grant that one might
6570     > > have a pretty tough time making the case, but again, for the right
6571     > > application, say some app with a dedicated server, 73MB isn't the end
6572 root 1.16 > > of the world (though I suppose it was at the time...).
6573 root 1.247 >
6574 root 1.16 > How much would 73MB of cache cost? How much would it cost to get that much
6575     > on the CPU?
6576    
6577     Good question but I doubt we're going to get anywhere. Anyone who thinks
6578 root 1.247 that 73MB of RAM is an OK thing to waste on window system is probably a
6579 root 1.16 died-in-the-wool Java programmer and could care less about performance,
6580     system design, or any elegance whatsoever.
6581    
6582     It pains me to believe that people like this exist but there they are.
6583     What can you do? As Confucius says "If I hold up three corners of a square
6584     and the student does not hold up the fourth, I do not bother to go over
6585     the point again".
6586 root 1.387 %
6587 root 1.16 From: Alan Cox
6588    
6589 root 1.15 > 1) Oracle Corp. builds their database for Linux on a Linux system.
6590     > 2) Said system comes with standard header files, which happen in this case to
6591 root 1.247 > be GPL'd header files.
6592 root 1.15 > 3) Oracle Corp.'s database becomes GPL.
6593 root 1.247 >
6594 root 1.15 > There's not a court in the civilised world that would uphold the GPL in that
6595     > scenario.
6596    
6597     Yes but the concern is the USA 8)
6598 root 1.387 %
6599 root 1.14 [configure --help]
6600 root 1.15 --enable-voodoo Use Voodoo Fried Chicken spell to compile Gtk-- (use this only when everything else fails)
6601     --enable-extra-crispy Roast the chicken extra-crispy (see voodoo option)],
6602     --enable-vegetarian The chicken will be a Tofu chicken (see voodoo option)],
6603 root 1.387 %
6604 root 1.14 I note that most of the protest against a swift conversion to UTF-8
6605     tends to comes from Japan. That is understandable and has to be seen by
6606     others in context: Japan is at the moment a rather isolated
6607     character-encoding island. Japan and only Japan uses its own very local
6608     very comprehensive JIS encoding. They are very happy with it today and
6609     they have accepted that they cannot communicate with anyone else in the
6610     world except thought ASCII. This situation will remain exactly the same
6611     if everyone except Japan migrates to UTF-8. So don't worry about
6612     anything.
6613 root 1.387 %
6614 root 1.247 [01:53] <JanMan> Gnu.java klingt wie Stallman.Microsoft.
6615 root 1.387 %
6616 root 1.12 [inkompetenz vs. inkompetenz]
6617     http://www.psychotherapie.de/report/2000/01/00012501.htm
6618 root 1.387 %
6619 root 1.11 [long after 2.4.5 was released, somebody wrote]
6620     On Wed, Jun 06, 2001 at 08:20:12PM -0400, "Mike A. Harris" <mharris@opensourceadvocate.org> wrote:
6621     > The problem IMHO is widely acknowledged by those who matter as an
6622     > official BUG, and that is that. It is also acknowledged widely
6623     > by those who can fix the problem that it will be fixed in time.
6624    
6625     you mean, before 2.4 gets released?
6626 root 1.387 %
6627 root 1.11 From: Wayne.Brown@altec.com
6628    
6629     On 05/11/2001 at 04:43:13 PM Hacksaw <hacksaw@hacksaw.org> wrote:
6630    
6631     >Well, I can't disagree. Unix's biggest turn off was the stupid command names.
6632     >It's a big reason why Unixoid systems aren't more commonplace. I only learned
6633     >it because I was stuck at a desk with a Wyse terminal. Otherwise I probably
6634     >would have played with the Autocad machines more. Once I understood the
6635     >basics, I understood the power of the system.
6636    
6637     My first exposure to Unix came in 1987 when I was assigned to write a datacomm
6638     package in C on a Unix (AIX) workstation the company had just bought. I was the
6639     only one in our shop who knew C, and no one else there had ever dealt with Unix
6640     either. (I had heard of Unix, but didn't know anything about it.) My training
6641     consisted of my boss handing me the manuals and saying, "Figure it out." For
6642     the first two weeks I absolutely HATED that system; nothing made sense, vi
6643     seemed insane, and I was stumbling blindly through the documentation (I'd never
6644     seen a permuted index before). Then suddenly something clicked, it all started
6645     to make sense, and I fell in love with it. That's why I think it's so important
6646     for people to learn the Unix mindset before trying to deal with Unix systems.
6647     It's also why I have so little patience with people who don't have the patience
6648     to work through the learning curve.
6649 root 1.387 %
6650 root 1.11 [http://www.gnu.org/events/rms-nyu-2001-transcript.txt]
6651 root 1.247 Richard Stallman: I do "free software". Open source is a different movement.
6652 root 1.387 %
6653 root 1.11 [VERY good movie]
6654     Le salaire de la peur - Lohn der Angst (F/I 1952)
6655 root 1.387 %
6656 root 1.11 [http://home.t-online.de/home/das_jan/prog.htm]
6657     Fast die gesamte Tastatur wurde mit Tasten belegt.
6658 root 1.387 %
6659 root 1.10 [http://home.t-online.de/home/das_jan/98warum.htm]
6660     Lassen Sie mich zuerst sagen, dass Microsoft meiner Meinung nach einige
6661 root 1.388 großartige Produkte an den Markt gebracht hat. Die Windows Betriebssysteme
6662     sind ausgezeichnete Oberflächen für eine computerisierte Arbeitsumgebung -
6663 root 1.10 erinnern Sie sich an die schwierige Bedienung von DOS!
6664 root 1.387 %
6665 root 1.9 [alt.bible]
6666 root 1.247 Let's not misuse the terminology. Pastor Dave is not a sock puppet, he
6667 root 1.9 is an autonomous entity. A rather mindless entity, but still independent.
6668 root 1.387 %
6669 root 1.247 [02:42] <JanMan> Und, ja, ich glaube MS hat echt probleme mit GPL.
6670     [02:43] <JanMan> GPL ist wie eine Umweltschutzauflage.
6671 root 1.387 %
6672 root 1.9 [this is just here in case i need it for copy&paste]
6673     Fuer Benutzer eines "elektronischen Briefkastens" entsteht durch
6674     unverlangte Werbesendungen eine Belaestigung und verstoesst gegen
6675     die guten Sitten. Das Landgericht Traunstein hat am 14.10.1997
6676     festgestellt, dass das Versenden von unverlangtem Werbematerial via
6677     E-Mail wettbewerbswidrig und somit unzulaessig ist (Az: 2HK O
6678     3755/97). In diesem Gerichtsurteil wurde bei Zuwiderhandlung ein
6679     Ordnungsgeld bis zu DM 500.000,- pro Einzelfall festgesetzt.
6680    
6681 root 1.388 Das Landgericht Berlin (Beschluß vom 14. Mai 1998, Az 16 O 301/98 -
6682 root 1.9 "E-Mail-Werbung") befand, dass das unaufgeforderte Zusendung von
6683 root 1.388 E-Mails gegen § 823 Abs. 1 BGB verstoesst. Bei Zuwiderhandlung
6684 root 1.9 wurde ein Ordnungsgeld von 500.000 DM, ersatzweise Ordnungshaft bis
6685     zu sechs Monaten festgesetzt.
6686    
6687     Nach der staendigen Rechtsprechung des Bundesgerichtshofs
6688     verstoesst ein Verhalten im Wettbewerb nicht nur dann gegen die
6689     guten Sitten, wenn es dem Anstandsgefuehl der redlichen und
6690     verstaendigen Mitbewerber widerspricht, sondern auch dann, wenn die
6691     in Frage stehende wettbewerbliche Massnahme von der Allgemeinheit,
6692     insbesondere von den durch die Werbemassnahme angesprochenen
6693     Verkehrskreisen, missbilligt und als untragbar angesehen wird; denn
6694 root 1.388 § 1 UWG soll auch die Allgemeinheit vor Auswuechsen des Wettbewerbs
6695 root 1.9 bewahren (BGHZ 59, 317, 319 = NJW 1973, 42 - Telexwerbung;
6696     vgl. auch BGHZ 54, 188, 189 = NJW 1970, 1738 - Fernsprechwerbung
6697     m. w. N.). (BGH, Urteil vom 03.02.1988 - I ZR 222/85)
6698 root 1.387 %
6699 root 1.9 [comment found in the source for gnu-tar]
6700     /*---.
6701     | ? |
6702     `---*/
6703 root 1.387 %
6704 root 1.9 Nautilus: Best workout for your VM
6705 root 1.387 %
6706 root 1.8 [While talking about how to formulate the gcc-3.0 press release]
6707     From: Joe Buck
6708     > Can someone say this in a way that doesn't claim precognition?
6709     Simply add "we believe" at appropriate points.
6710 root 1.387 %
6711 root 1.8 [Linus explaining why the bug isn't a bug]
6712     Yes, we'll get a clobbered value, but we'll get a _valid_ clobbered value,
6713 root 1.387 %
6714 root 1.7 04:57] <JanMan> schmorp: normale sicherheitsabfrage:
6715 root 1.247 Hmm Lukas klingelt. Wirklich abheben Nein/Nein :)
6716 root 1.387 %
6717 root 1.4 [ein tag nach arvoreens geburtstagsfeier]
6718 root 1.247 [07:35] <JanMan> hehe, schmorp zur flasche betreffend reiserfs: "It's dead Jim" :)
6719 root 1.387 %
6720 root 1.4 [about a broken perl module by Larry Wall]
6721 root 1.247 [03:02] <schmorp> beschwer dich doch mal bei larry ;)
6722 root 1.4 ...
6723     [03:03] <JanMan> larry sagt sicher: aber als "awk" replacement ist perl ok, oder ? :)
6724 root 1.387 %
6725 root 1.3 [From: Alan Cox]
6726 root 1.247 > The executive, Irving Wladawsky-Berger, an I.B.M. vice president, said,
6727     > "If we thought this was a trap, we wouldn't be doing it, and as you
6728     > know, we have a lot of lawyers."
6729    
6730     I loved that. It's in my fortune file now ;)
6731    
6732     Alan
6733 root 1.387 %
6734 root 1.388 [JanMan über O'Reilly]
6735 root 1.247 [07:41] <JanMan> naja, Win32-Buecher ohne ende.
6736     [07:42] <JanMan> Powering a machine on in the Win32 environment.
6737     [07:42] <JanMan> nene, scherz am rande. fuer geld ziehen sie sich aus.
6738     [07:42] <JanMan> aber die DE-Leute sind ok.
6739 root 1.387 %
6740 root 1.2 [JanMan beim suchen eines exploits in OpenSSL]
6741 root 1.247 [07:05] <JanMan> das nenne ich russisch:
6742     [07:05] <JanMan> EVP_PKEY *key = NULL;
6743     [07:05] <JanMan> STACK_OF(PKCS12_SAFEBAG) *bags = NULL;
6744     [07:05] <JanMan> STACK_OF(PKCS7) *safes = NULL;
6745     [07:05] <JanMan> PKCS12_SAFEBAG *bag = NULL;
6746     [07:08] <JanMan> (#define STACK_OF(type) struct stack_st_##type)
6747 root 1.387 %
6748 root 1.2 Hlade's Law:
6749     If you have a difficult task, give it to a lazy person -- they
6750     will find an easier way to do it.
6751 root 1.387 %
6752 root 1.388 [Über Marco, der immer noch nicht bemerkt hat, das man sein gecos-Feld auf
6753 root 1.7 "Marco alast [name removed to protect the guilty] \(Micro$oft-Fetischist\)" gesetzt hat.]
6754     Paul wrote:
6755     >Marc wrote:
6756 root 1.2 >> Der wird es auch nie schnallen ;-)
6757     > aber echt argllll. Oh Herr schmeiss Hirn vom Himmel (hoffentlich triffts
6758     > den richtigen.
6759 root 1.387 %
6760 root 1.1 [from janmans .sig]
6761     > " Man gebe jedem Niedersachsen - seinen eigenen Castor-Kasten. "
6762 root 1.387 %
6763 root 1.1 [a small perl program]
6764     :(); { :: | :: } ;
6765 root 1.387 %
6766 root 1.1 [a small fork-bomb for bash]
6767     :() { : | : ;} ; :
6768 root 1.387 %
6769 root 1.1 [messages I got while trying to get files from a windoze ftp server]
6770     New: 464 files, 0 symlinks
6771     <--- 501 Access violation at address 004E65B5 in module 'G6FTPSrv.exe'. Read of address 00000000
6772     <--- 501 Access violation at address 004E65B5 in module 'G6FTPSrv.exe'. Read of address 00000000
6773     <--- 501 Access violation at address 004E65B5 in module 'G6FTPSrv.exe'. Read of address 00000000
6774 root 1.387 %
6775 root 1.1 From: Jarkko Hietaniemi
6776     [...]
6777    
6778     >Would gcc exports step forward? How long back does the -traditional-cpp
6779    
6780     Must. Get. More. Sleep. s/ports/perts/
6781 root 1.387 %
6782 root 1.1 > There is a mechanism for this already. It is called overloaded
6783     > constants.
6784    
6785     I have a mechanism that can replace Perl: it's called Turing's machine.
6786 root 1.247 Or an abacus, for that matter. More details on your proposed solution
6787 root 1.1 would be conducive for further discussion.
6788 root 1.387 %
6789 root 1.247 > Is there a kernel development irc room anywhere? If not, does anyone think
6790 root 1.1 > it might be useful?
6791    
6792     I'd just like to point out that it's called a channel, not a
6793     room. Room is a term introduced by AOL, and I don't think it has
6794     much to do with IRC.
6795 root 1.387 %
6796 root 1.1 From: Linus Torvalds <torvalds@transmeta.com>
6797     Subject: Re: Linux 2.4.2 fails to merge mmap areas, 700% slowdown.
6798    
6799     [...]
6800     Cool. Somebody actually found a real case.
6801    
6802     I'll fix the mmap case asap. Its' not hard, I just waited to see if it
6803     ever actually triggers. Something like g++ certainly counts as major.
6804 root 1.387 %
6805 root 1.1 [sorry, that's internal, folks ;)]
6806 root 1.247 [07:17] <marco2> elmex heisst jetzt plagiator...
6807 root 1.387 %
6808 root 1.1 [http://www.latimes.com/business/cutting/20010405/t000029080.html]
6809    
6810     Like all good paranoid fantasies, mine has a villain: the Japanese.
6811     Japanese electronics designers have been deliberately building
6812     clocks into everything in hopes of weakening our industrial might.
6813    
6814     Now, you might say, "Dave, that's crazy talk. The Japanese have a
6815     lot more of these gadgets than we do. They're gadget freaks,
6816     man. They'd be hurt by this as much as we are, or even more." Which
6817     shows how much you know, pal.
6818    
6819     The Japanese don't have daylight saving time.
6820 root 1.387 %
6821 root 1.1 [messages we got while we massacred our institute's configuration]
6822     /scsi2/user2# Apr 5 00:01:17 islhp7 sendmail[1539]: savemail: HELP!!!!
6823     Apr 5 00:08:16 islhp7 sendmail[1626]: savemail: HELP!!!!
6824 root 1.387 %
6825 root 1.1 [a JAPH using doubled characters only]
6826     s//pprriinntt ""JJuusstt AAnnootthheerr PPeerrll HHaacckkeerr,,""22//11;;
6827     y yzzyyccss;;##s
6828     s((((.................................))((((((((..??))))))))))(($$11))ee;;
6829 root 1.387 %
6830 root 1.1 [from the FWP mailinglist]
6831     > OR is spelled "|" in the version of Perl I have, not "&" :)
6832     Your version of perl sucks.
6833 root 1.387 %
6834 root 1.247 [01:43] <elmex_> ah-oh-uh
6835     [01:44] <schmorp> leitung durchhacken
6836     [01:44] <elmex_> wieso? welche?
6837     [01:45] <schmorp> die, auf der du nach dem durchhacken auch noch sitzt? ;9
6838     [02:03] <elmex_> das mit dem durchhacken daurert noch
6839     [02:03] <elmex_> da isn stahltraeger in der wand
6840     [02:04] <elmex_> muss ich erst drumherum
6841     [02:04] <elmex_> ;)
6842 root 1.1 [02:04] <schmorp> ist doch gut. seine leitungen soltle man ja auch nicht durchhacken
6843 root 1.247 [02:04] <elmex_> nich? aber du sachstes doch?
6844     [02:05] <schmorp> *sigh*
6845 root 1.387 %
6846 root 1.1 I agree the message is pretty useless: you need to know what it means
6847     before you can understand it :)
6848 root 1.387 %
6849 root 1.1 > now. Rather than the current system of "measure this item onscreen
6850     > and enter the figure from your ruler" to calculate DPI, I think it
6851     > would be more userfriendly to have the shape of some common object
6852 root 1.247 > that you could stretch to fit. For example, you could select A4
6853 root 1.1 > paper, place the top of a sheet against the monitor, and stretch or
6854     > shrink the virtual outline until it fits the physical outline. That
6855     > would give a pretty decent measurement, I think
6856    
6857     IMHO (I have thought about this before) the perfect object is a CD
6858     There is nowhere in the world which does not have CDs, they are always
6859     the same size to within mm and they are perfectly round, so they can
6860     easily be used to check that your circles are circular _if_ that is
6861     what you want (cheap screens will distort things too badly for this to
6862     be worth attempting).
6863    
6864     I'm too busy to do anything about it though, so if a piece of A4 paper
6865     floats your goat, go for it! It's about time the Americans finally
6866     caught up to the 20th century and went metric anyway...
6867    
6868     Nick.
6869 root 1.387 %
6870 root 1.1 From: "Mike Rebane" <reba0002@algonquincollege.com>
6871     Date: Thu, 22 Mar 2001 12:48:48 -0500
6872     X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook IMO, Build 9.0.2416 (9.0.2910.0)
6873    
6874 root 1.247 I dont know if you are the right person to be asking about this, but here it
6875 root 1.1 goes anyways. I was wondering if you could direct me to some information on
6876     how to hack into paysites. Im currently a networking student in college and
6877     have a good knowledge of win 98 win 2000 and win NT. My e-mail adress is
6878     magic_bone@hotmail.com
6879 root 1.387 %
6880 root 1.1 > > > I guess then someone would want
6881     > > > { ... } for (...) if ...;
6882     > > > to work :-)
6883 root 1.247 > >
6884 root 1.1 > > Funnily enough I wrote that very thing only yesterday.
6885 root 1.247 >
6886 root 1.1 > Eh?
6887 root 1.247 >
6888 root 1.1 > $ perl -we '{ print "$_\n" } for (@a) if $a'
6889     > syntax error at -e line 1, near ") if"
6890    
6891     He didn't say it worked. :)
6892 root 1.387 %
6893 root 1.1 From: Jarkko Hietaniemi
6894    
6895     On Mon, Nov 20, 2000 at 08:10:52PM -0600, Jarkko Hietaniemi wrote:
6896     > I find it irksome that
6897 root 1.247 >
6898 root 1.1 > for ( ... ) { ... } if ...;
6899    
6900     ...doesn't work, and that my send finger is too itchy.
6901 root 1.387 %
6902 root 1.1 [a perl5 bug report]
6903     From: Simon Cozens
6904    
6905     On Sat, Nov 18, 2000 at 05:49:55AM -0600, Dan Brumleve wrote:
6906     > '' =~ ($re = qr((??{$i++ < 10e4 ? $re : ''})));
6907     > Produces SIGSEGV.
6908    
6909     Looks like a feature to me.
6910 root 1.387 %
6911 root 1.1 [Lukilein...]
6912 root 1.388 "Wie man ein BSE-Unix überhaupt bedienen kann..."
6913 root 1.387 %
6914 root 1.1 [hehe, the "critical thinking community", mainly located in the lesser
6915     intelligent parts of the earth named "USA";)]
6916    
6917     "There are articles and studies showing that, at one time, all of Earth
6918     continents were on one side of the planet. What the stories don't explore
6919     is the question, if all the continents were on one side, what was on the
6920     other? The other side has been described as a tremendous gap [...]"
6921    
6922     "We can see clear proof that the continents were all once connected by
6923     simply looking at a map of the Earth and seeing how the pieces fit. That
6924     would only mean that at one time, Earth was basically half a planet. If
6925     you were to syphon all the water off of Earth's surface, you would see a
6926     large gapping hole where the ocean has filled in this tremendous missing
6927     part of the Earth. Where did it go? Why is Earth only half a planet?"
6928 root 1.387 %
6929 root 1.1 [following cites are from Crypto-Gram 20010315]
6930     I'll just reprint this from their Web site: "iBallot.Com uses a number of
6931     security and encryption features that, when combined, provide a very high
6932     level of security throughout the entire voting process. The details of
6933     this process are proprietary, for obvious reasons. It does not make a
6934     great deal of sense to disclose how the iBallot.Com security system works
6935     only to have a hacker come into the system, read about the system's
6936     security, defeat the security and tamper with the voting process. For this
6937     reason, iBallot.Com does not publish its security processes. However, with
6938     the foregoing being said, the iBallot.Com system does employ encryption and
6939     secure server technology to ensure that the entire voting process is fair,
6940     accurate and not subject to tampering."
6941    
6942     Encryption and secure server technology.... Boy, I certainly feel
6943     better. Good thing they don't disclose their security; if they did some
6944     hacker might read about it and break it. Who *are* these guys?
6945    
6946     <http://www.iballot.com/faq2.cfm?docid=28>
6947 root 1.387 %
6948 root 1.1 It's too late; Microsoft fixed it. But just a few days ago there was one
6949     more Q/A between the second and third question. It read: "Will the virus
6950     impact my Macintosh if I am using a non-Microsoft e-mail program, such as
6951     Eudora? If you are using a Macintosh e-mail program that is not from
6952     Microsoft, we recommend checking with that particular company. But most
6953     likely other e-mail programs like Eudora are not designed to enable virus
6954     replication."
6955     <http://www.microsoft.com/mac/products/office/2001/virus_alert.asp>
6956 root 1.387 %
6957 root 1.1 [just some private thoughts]
6958     Ever asked yourself why your handheld irda communication is so slow?
6959    
6960     IrOBEX (Irda Object Exchange): A standard made by Microsoft, and it really
6961     shows.
6962    
6963     First of all, it is utterly inefficient in transfers: RTT totally dictates
6964     transfer speed, not a good thing with Irda (which has a high RTT). This
6965     totally circumvents the sliding windows irda protocol.
6966    
6967     Also, the IrOBEX specification talks a lot about "Unicode" text without
6968     defining it (except through totally wrong descriptions like "Unicode
6969     is two bytes/character", showing their total lack of knowledge since
6970     this is just plain wrong. I wonder what they mean with "Unicode", some
6971     MS-proprietary format? Not unlikely, given what they did to iso-8859-1).
6972    
6973     Reading through that document you will find that it would have been easy
6974     to find people doing a better job. Actually, I think even apes would come
6975     up with a saner protocol.
6976 root 1.387 %
6977 root 1.1 [voting by television, the american way...]
6978     "They [voters] were like, 'Who are all these people? I thought it was only Bush
6979     and Gore running,' " Tyson said.
6980    
6981     Many voters believed the 10 candidates were running for different offices and
6982     cast votes for several of them, Tyson said. Some Spanish-speaking or Haitian
6983     voters may have had difficulty understanding directions, Tyson said.
6984 root 1.387 %
6985 root 1.1 IBM has withdrawn CPRM...
6986     <http://news.cnet.com/news/0-1006-201-4922288-0.html?tag=mn_hd>
6987     ...and replaced it with something almost identical:
6988     <http://slashdot.org/yro/01/02/23/2134255.shtml>
6989     A good analysis by John Gilmore:
6990     <http://cryptome.org/cprm-smoke.htm>
6991 root 1.387 %
6992 root 1.1 [Midori-Linux FAQ]
6993     Q: What can I do about Netscape crashing?
6994 root 1.247 A: Any experienced user of Linux Netscape is used to
6995     seeing it crash and the included version of Linux Netscape
6996     is no exception. This is probably not good, but the product
6997     does not come with source code. The workaround is to run
6998 root 1.1 Netscape in a loop.
6999 root 1.387 %
7000 root 1.1 Subject: [reiserfs-list] Free Space - Where did it go?
7001 root 1.387 %
7002 root 1.1 [Technologieregion Karlsruhe (und andere)]
7003     marco: Die Region zwischen Stuttgart, Heilbronn und Karlsruhe produziert
7004 root 1.247 mehr als Laender wie Schweden, die Schweiz oder Spanien!
7005 root 1.1 marco: Im neuesten Technologiebarometer von wired stehen wir auf Platz 2
7006 root 1.247 hinter dem Silicon Valley in bezug auf Technologie und Infrastruktur
7007 root 1.387 %
7008 root 1.1 [2001-03-14, 3sat, Kulturzeit zum Absturz der MIR:]
7009     "ist mir egal"
7010 root 1.387 %
7011 root 1.1 From: Hans Reiser
7012     Subject: [reiserfs-list] fsck now uses lost and found!
7013    
7014     Dad, make sure the docs get updated.
7015 root 1.387 %
7016 root 1.1 [debugging message found in the siemens data exchange software]
7017     hallole
7018 root 1.387 %
7019 root 1.1 I have seen that many drives either have a pathetically small queue or
7020     have completely broken tagged queueing. I guess thats what happens when
7021     most vendors target their hardware for micro$oft.
7022 root 1.387 %
7023 root 1.1 1925 With a drink so good, 'tis folly to be thirsty
7024     1929 The high sign of refreshment
7025     1929 The pause that refreshes
7026     1930 It had to be good to get where it is
7027     1932 The drink that makes a pause refreshing
7028     1935 The pause that brings friends together
7029     1937 STOP for a pause... GO refreshed
7030     1938 The best friend thirst ever had
7031     1939 Thirst stops here
7032     1942 It's the real thing
7033     1947 Have a Coke
7034     1961 Zing! what a REFRESHING NEW FEELING
7035     1963 Things go better with Coke
7036     1969 Face Uncle Sam with a Coke in your hand
7037     1979 Have a Coke and a smile
7038     1982 Coke is it!
7039     -- Coca-Cola slogans
7040 root 1.387 %
7041 root 1.1 [strings recently found in my /proc/cpuinfo]
7042     model name : Heavily Overclocked Pentium II (Klamath) (266Mhz/66Mhz FSB)
7043 root 1.387 %
7044 root 1.247 [02:24] <elmex> schmorp:
7045     [02:24] <elmex> ich wollte mal meine logik ueberpruefen an deiner erfahrung
7046 root 1.387 %
7047 root 1.388 [Die letzte Woche war zuviel für Paul]
7048 root 1.1 Nach mehrstuendigen Laptop-um-/-neu-/-rauf- und runterinstallationen
7049     erlitt unser allseits bekannter und beliebter RechnerHiWi
7050     islpaul.bettinger am heutigen Nachmittag einen Totalabsturz. Nach der
7051     Meldung "Die Anwendung 'Installiere Cheflaptop' wurde aufgrund eines
7052     ungueltigen Vorganges beendet" begann er sinnlose Lieder zu singen "Die
7053     Karawane zieht weiter, der Sultan haelt durch". Unmittelbar darauf
7054     wurde seine Brille blau, der Schriftzug "Allgemeine Schutzverletzung"
7055     erschien. Nach einem Reboot durch Roland (ehemaliger Fussballer, zum
7056     booten also gut geeignet), meldete Paul nur noch "Bitte Windows 2000 CD
7057     einlegen" (siehe dazu die vorige PTS-Mitteilung). Nach Einlegen einer
7058     Linux-Bootdiskette konnte Paul im Single User Modus wiederbelebt werden
7059     - allerdings nur mit einem Bruchteil seiner urspruenglichen Faehigkeiten
7060     (640k Speicher, 16bit Farbwahrnehmung, kein Plug&Play). Er plant nun eine
7061     Karriere als Windows Sysadmin oder Java Programmierer.
7062    
7063     Beileidbekundungen und Spenden bitte an
7064     hi09@isl.mach.uni-karlsruhe.de
7065 root 1.387 %
7066 root 1.1 [RMS about gcc snapshots]
7067     From: Richard Stallman <rms@gnu.org>
7068    
7069     [...] Red Hat did make their own release from a snapshot, which was an
7070     uncool thing to do. [...]
7071 root 1.387 %
7072 root 1.1 "Als das Universum einige zehntausend Jahre alt war - logarithmisch
7073     betrachtet also vor relativ kurzer Zeit -, ..."
7074     [Spektrum der Wissenschaft, 3/2001, S. 38]
7075 root 1.387 %
7076 root 1.388 "Es ist ein wunderbar beglückendes Gefühl, wenn ein selbstgefertigtes
7077 root 1.1 Programm zum ersten Mal in die Rechenmaschine eingelesen wird, wenn die
7078 root 1.388 Maschine anschließend rechnet und die richtigen Resultate ausdruckt."
7079 root 1.1
7080 root 1.388 "Manche Programmierer erliegen dem Rausch dieses Gefühls so sehr,
7081     daß sie süchtig werden und über dem Programmieren andere Dinge
7082     vernachlässigen. Erfahrungsgemäß hört diese Sucht nach 0,5 bis 2 Jahren
7083     von selbst auf und macht dann häufig sogar einer gewissen Abneigung gegen
7084 root 1.1 die Maschinen Platz."
7085     [Prof. Dr. Karl Nickel (TH Karlsruhe), "ALGOL Praktikum", 1964]
7086 root 1.387 %
7087 root 1.1 My previous job, and some contract work I have done, involved writing
7088     software for Windows. My WORST problems were incompatibilities between
7089     Windows NT and Windows 95. The APIs do NOT, I repeat NOT! NOT! NOT!
7090     work the same on the various Windows flavors, as soon as you start
7091     doing non-trivial applications. Three times at least, portability
7092     problems from NT to Win95 cost me sleepless nights. Debugging stuff
7093     like that is hell when you don't have the source.
7094    
7095     And when things break on Win95 where they ran on NT, what do you do,
7096     run a debugger on Win95, where a crash can (and will) bring down the
7097     whole system? Ugh, the horror.
7098 root 1.387 %
7099 root 1.1 > You know XOR is patented (yes, the logical bit operation XOR).
7100    
7101     US Patent #4,197,590 held by NuGraphics, Inc.
7102 root 1.387 %
7103 root 1.1 Legend has it Microsoft once found a patent of theirs which IBM appeared
7104     to have infringed, and were very excited at the possibility of something
7105     to hold over IBM, so their lawyers met IBM's lawyers. The MS lawyers
7106     beamed "look at our patent you've infringed!" IBM's lawyers replied "look
7107     at this pile of our patents YOU'VE infringed... let's start with this
7108 root 1.247 one. A Tab key." MS suddenly realised they were outlawyered...
7109 root 1.387 %
7110 root 1.1 From: David Woodhouse
7111     > Okay, so if we are going to get real stupid about the whole thing, I
7112     > wonder if Microsloth is going to patent the patent?
7113    
7114     Filing nuisance patents for obvious stuff which shouldn't ever get granted
7115     is a viable business method and as such is patentable in the US.
7116    
7117     After all, what patent officer is going to point out the prior art?
7118 root 1.387 %
7119 root 1.1 http://vger.kernel.org/lkml/#s3-9
7120 root 1.387 %
7121 root 1.1 [recently on linux-kernel]
7122     From: Alan Cox
7123     > > Yeah. We can have this as part of the locale settings, changable by
7124     > > echoing the desired locale string to /proc/sys/kernel/lc_all.
7125 root 1.247 >
7126     > Just an idea, . . but isn't this something better done in userland?
7127 root 1.1
7128 root 1.247 Please remember this is an international list. For the benefit of certain
7129 root 1.1 users please mark all sarcasm with the word NOT or a simply face
7130 root 1.387 %
7131 root 1.1 From: Russell King
7132     Date: Sat, 3 Feb 2001 23:31:26 +0000 (GMT)
7133     To: Albert D. Cahalan
7134    
7135     Albert D. Cahalan writes:
7136     > The units seem to vary. I suggest using fundamental SI units.
7137     > That would be meters, kilograms, seconds, and maybe a very
7138     > few others -- my memory fails me on this.
7139    
7140     iirc, SI comes from France, and therefore it should be "metres"
7141    
7142     [flames to /dev/null please] ;)
7143 root 1.387 %
7144 root 1.388 [11:19] <pho3nix> ich hoffe du bist dir im klaren darüber, das ein Mensch,
7145 root 1.1 der was von dir hielt, jetzt so beleidigt wurde, dass er nichts mehr mit
7146     dir zu tun haben will, COMMUNICATION END
7147 root 1.247 [11:19] <schmorp> pho3nix: ich weiss ja nochnichtmal, warum?
7148 root 1.387 %
7149 root 1.388 [über "Mediengestaltung"]
7150 root 1.247 [10:39] <elmex|Zz> pho3nix: information mit desingt ueberlagern
7151     [10:40] <schmorp> elmex|Zz: ueberlagern oder erestzen, das its hier die frage?
7152 root 1.387 %
7153 root 1.1 [perldoc perlembed]
7154     You can sometimes _write_faster_code_ in C, but you can always _write_code_faster_ in Perl.
7155 root 1.387 %
7156 root 1.247 [03:34] <JanMan> Arvoreen: elmex-werbung: "Nur echt elmex, wenn Lukas drinnsteckt" :)
7157 root 1.387 %
7158 root 1.247 [09:26] <JanMan> bevor du arbeiten auf lukas-server nimm den job als massenmoerder.
7159     [09:34] <JanMan> elmex: pass' auf, dass keine loop entsteht:
7160     nameserver->lukas_arsch->lukas->dein_arsch->du->name-server
7161 root 1.387 %
7162 root 1.1 [linux/net/ipv4/netfilter/ip_nat_ftp.c]
7163     /* So there I am, in the middle of my `netfilter-is-wonderful'
7164     talk in Sydney, and someone asks `What happens if you try
7165     to enlarge a 64k packet here?'. I think I said something
7166     eloquent like `fuck'. */
7167 root 1.387 %
7168 root 1.1 [20:44] <elmex|aw> ich werde mir nochmal ueberlegen ob ich heute nochmal hier her komme......
7169 root 1.387 %
7170 root 1.247 [09:40] <kiki> zu spaet
7171     [09:40] <JanMan> kiki: hey, blasen hilft jetzt auch nicht mehr...
7172     [09:41] <kiki> lutschen hat noch nie bei dir geholfen
7173     [09:41] <kiki> aushungern schon
7174     [09:41] <JanMan> elmex: ja, das hat mit blume + biene zu tun.
7175     [09:41] <elmex> ?
7176     [09:42] <elmex> JanMan: ich kenne mich schon sehr wohl damit aus. nur halt noch keine erfarung
7177 root 1.387 %
7178 root 1.1 [Sierpinski Triangle, by Rich Morin]
7179     for$y(0..31){for(0..31){print$_&$y?$":'*'}print$/}
7180 root 1.387 %
7181 root 1.1 [From RDFStore::Stanford::Digest::Util, which is a java library ported to
7182     perl:]
7183    
7184     $SIG{__WARN__} = sub { return undef; }; #to take off the bloody utf warns
7185    
7186     [now, as for some comments: it took me hours to debug code that used warn
7187     to, well, warn users but the users didn't see anything. The intent of the
7188     above code was obviously to get rid of the "illegal multibyte character"
7189     warning in perl. This is the typical way a java programmer reacts to bugs
7190     in his code: "I don't understand this computer thing anyway, so let's just
7191     disable the message and pray it works"]
7192 root 1.387 %
7193 root 1.1 [Another "one-liner" mail... Please spam him ;)]
7194     From: "Alexander Daskalov" <alexanderd@alexsmail.com>
7195     Date: Mon, 5 Feb 2001 12:44:11 -0800
7196     X-Mailer: <IMail v6.05>
7197    
7198     I was just curious how many people are on ths gimp mailing list? Whoever+
7199     can see this message please reply with a simple answer like: i am, or+
7200     i'm on the list!, etc. Please reply, i thik everybody else might want to+
7201     know this same information, it also gives us a chance to know each other+
7202     better! So please reply to this message if on the mailing list!
7203 root 1.387 %
7204 root 1.1 [I was looking for ISO3166 && ISO639 tables in the corresponding "local"
7205     language, if applicable, and came up with this:]
7206     http://www.tieke.fi/sc32wg1/wg1n155.pdf
7207 root 1.387 %
7208 root 1.1 [imap-2000c/c-client/unix.c]
7209     * This file is dedicated to my dog, Unix, also known as Yun-chan and
7210     * Unix J. Terwilliker Jehosophat Aloysius Monstrosity Animal Beast. Unix
7211     * passed away at the age of 11 1/2 on September 14, 1996, 12:18 PM PDT, after
7212     * a two-month bout with cirrhosis of the liver.
7213 root 1.387 %
7214 root 1.1 [from qmail's maildir(5)]
7215     Many sites use Sun's Network Failure System (NFS), presumably because the
7216     operating system vendor does not offer anything else.
7217 root 1.387 %
7218 root 1.1 [Lukas Grundwald]
7219     Der Film scheint echt gut zu sein: geht viel kaputt.
7220 root 1.387 %
7221 root 1.1 [waiting for windows...]
7222     http://www.cool-pix-server.de/pix/microsoft/microsoft002.jpg
7223 root 1.387 %
7224 root 1.1 [x86 really is a cool design]
7225     > For our specific purposes, that's not important. We already flush the cache
7226     > before we create uncached regions (via ioremap_nocache). I understand that as a
7227     > general Linux feature, you can't ignore cache incoherency, but I don't think
7228     > it's a hard requirement.
7229    
7230     Actually you can't ignore it or the processor will have a heart attack
7231     if the cached page mapping is used even speculatively. I've done some
7232     experimenting, if the page is mapped cached in one place, and UCWC in
7233     another, things will not work. Its extremely likely the processor will
7234     cease to function. Its not like having cached and uncached mappings of
7235     a page (which does work on the Intel processors, we use that feature in
7236     the agpgart and the DRM in fact.) When you mark a page UCWC, you better
7237     have removed all cached mappings or your asking for REAL trouble.
7238 root 1.387 %
7239 root 1.1 > once again. On the Debian group it's invariably "how do I load
7240     > Netscape?"
7241 root 1.247
7242 root 1.1 can't be. debian sounds more like: "who do i have to ask for using
7243     netscape, and do we all agree on /usr/local/bin/. ?"
7244 root 1.387 %
7245 root 1.1 The COBOL language was created specifically to reduce the amount of
7246     commenting necessary in a program, because the English-like sentence
7247     structure could be read and understood by humans. The FORTRAN language was
7248     created so that math types could "talk" in a language more familiar to
7249     them, letting the computer take care of the details about how to perform
7250     the specified task step-by-step.
7251 root 1.387 %
7252 root 1.1 There is an old programmer's rule.
7253    
7254     "Documentation? Too bad. If the code was damned hard to write, it should
7255     be damned hard to understand."
7256 root 1.387 %
7257 root 1.1 [Linus]
7258     Tabs are 8 characters. They are NOT adjustable. Never have been, never
7259     will be. Anybody who thinks tabs are anything but 8 chars apart is just
7260     wrong. It's that simple.
7261 root 1.387 %
7262 root 1.1 [yes, thank you, it helps a lot ;)]
7263 root 1.247 09:31] *** Joins: Unkn0wn [chaos@AC880AE2.ipt.aol.com] has joined #schmorp
7264 root 1.1 [09:32] <Unkn0wn> Nah, I won't alert yas. Was just cruisin around and found your
7265     site of H-games and thought bout thankin you for puttin it up. I figure most ppl
7266     never take a moment to thank someone. =P <Bows, and heads back to #VB on
7267 root 1.247 Undernet>
7268 root 1.387 %
7269 root 1.1 [character normalization might be harmful]
7270     > In short, normalizing prior to digesting AVOIDS allowing
7271     > inconsequential changes to change the digest. If I have misunderstood the
7272     > point of the section cited, I'm sure someone will correct me.
7273    
7274     Your scenario is correct as far as it goes. But consider a signed
7275     document that contains an element or attribute named
7276 root 1.388 "autorisation_de_découvert" ("credit limit").
7277 root 1.1 A forged version of the document that contained the name
7278     "autorization_de_de'couvert" (where ' = COMBINING ACUTE) would pass
7279     a normalization + signature check. However, the document processor
7280     might well fail to recognize it as having the semantics of "credit limit"
7281     and treat it as unknown and to be ignored. Bad news: the forger
7282     now appears to have unlimited credit!
7283 root 1.387 %
7284 root 1.1 ["my spam"]
7285     99% of mine is from China (either *.cn or 163.com or some other
7286     numbering .com or .net. The .org is frowned upon in China - the TLD of
7287     protestors and disidents). Half of what's left comes from either .kr
7288     or .br. I'm fully in favor of an Internet Death Penalty against those
7289     TLD's and associated domains till they clean up their acts.
7290 root 1.387 %
7291 root 1.1 [from linux-kernel]
7292     Hello Linus, my name is Rick Jones. I am the person at Hewlett-Packard
7293     who drafted the "so _obviously_ stupid" sendfile() interface of HP-UX.
7294     [... snip ...]
7295     never forget what leads to the downfall of the protagonist in Greek
7296     tragedy...
7297 root 1.387 %
7298 root 1.1 From: "Mike A. Harris"
7299 root 1.247
7300 root 1.1 On Wed, 10 Jan 2001, Jeremy Huddleston wrote:
7301     >---- A notice to spammers ----
7302     >Unsolicited electronic mail advertisements to my email address is
7303     >strictly prohibited. Pursuant to California Business and Professions
7304     >Code, Section 17538.45, senders of unsolicited electronic mail
7305     >advertisements to me may be subject to a civil penalty of $50 per
7306     >message plus attorney's fees.
7307     [SNIP long sig]
7308 root 1.247
7309 root 1.1 O - K then. Nice sig. Too bad that it is at least as big as
7310     most spam mailings themselves. Instead of preventing spam,
7311     all you're doing is contributing to it.
7312 root 1.247
7313 root 1.1 I just delete spam now as it is easiest most of the time.
7314     However fortunately, the below sig comes from a static and easily
7315     procmailable address.
7316 root 1.247
7317 root 1.1 One more note is that no law of California, nor anywhre else
7318     means jack shit 50 meters away from your keyboard, so it is all
7319     just a waste of bandwidth.
7320 root 1.387 %
7321 root 1.388 rm: Entfernen von Verzeichnis »./xxx/po« nicht möglich: Die Datei existiert bereits
7322 root 1.387 %
7323 root 1.1 [during a toilet session, this flashed/flushed through my mind/brain]
7324     /bin/true --version | read && echo eek, a gnuzifist\!
7325 root 1.387 %
7326 root 1.1 [stefan thought this would be better]
7327 root 1.247 /bin/true --version | read && rm -rf / # get rid of non-posix Windows stuff.
7328 root 1.387 %
7329 root 1.1 [Java-Design]
7330 root 1.247 [02:53] <schmorp> in c 1 stunde suchen und probieren und dann 7 zeilen
7331     [02:53] <JanMan> schmorp: nein. in C 2 minuten suchen.
7332     [02:54] <JanMan> ich weiss nicht, an welchen level ich wo patchen soll.
7333 root 1.1 [02:55] <JanMan> es gibt eine Key, eine RSAKey, eine RSAKeyPublic/RSAKeyPrivate
7334 root 1.247 klasse, alles muell.
7335     [02:56] <JanMan> (ueberall noch ein praefix SSH..)
7336     [02:56] <JanMan> und die sachen sind ueber SSHRSAPublicKeyFile abgewickelt...
7337     [02:57] <JanMan> klar gibt es auch SSHRSAPublicKeyString.
7338 root 1.387 %
7339 root 1.247 [02:38] <JanMan> Lexikon: Java - siehe "ins Knie ficken, objektorientiert"
7340 root 1.387 %
7341 root 1.247 [02:30] <JanMan> schmorp: java has too many keywords but lacks an important one.
7342 root 1.1 [02:32] <JanMan> schmorp: yes: "broken". Java needs a "broken" keyword. "Error:
7343 root 1.247 missing "broken" but class seems "broken".
7344 root 1.387 %
7345 root 1.1 On Thu, Jan 11, 2001 at 09:34:08PM -0500, Michael Rothwell wrote:
7346     The man pages for open, read and write say that if a file is opened
7347     using the O_NONBLOCK flag, then read() and write() will always return
7348     immediately and not block the calling process.
7349    
7350     the man pages are wrong
7351    
7352     --cw
7353 root 1.387 %
7354 root 1.1 From: "David S. Miller" <davem@redhat.com>
7355     ...
7356     My take on this is that khttpd is unmaintained garbage.
7357 root 1.387 %
7358 root 1.1 [Subject: line on linux-kernel]
7359     Re: That horrible hack from hell called A20
7360 root 1.387 %
7361 root 1.1 From: "Vladimir V. Saveliev"
7362     > tar cvpf - foo | ( cd reiserfs; tar xvpf - )
7363     > Halfway through it gets a kernel oops and
7364    
7365     How fast does it oops?
7366 root 1.387 %
7367 root 1.1 From: Stefan Traby <stefan@hello-penguin.com>
7368    
7369     On Sun, Jan 07, 2001 at 02:01:05PM +0000, Alan Cox wrote:
7370     > NFSv2 has a 32bit file offset. Thus the largest file on NFSv2 you want to
7371     > touch is 2Gig.
7372    
7373     In theory, yes.
7374     In practice you don't want to touch NFS under Linux at all, so the
7375     2GB limit is a theoretical one. :)
7376 root 1.387 %
7377 root 1.247 [10:44] <elmex> --------------------------------------------------------
7378     [10:44] <elmex> | | | | | | |
7379     [10:44] <elmex> | | | |-----| | | |
7380     [10:44] <elmex> | |-------------------------| | | |
7381     [10:44] <elmex> | |-| | .---------------------------.| |-------|
7382     [10:44] <elmex> | | | |Welcome on elmex.x-paste.de|| | |
7383     [10:44] <elmex> | |-| | `---------------------------'| | |
7384     [10:44] <elmex> | |----------| |-----------------------| |
7385     [10:44] <elmex> | | |-| | | | |
7386     [10:44] <elmex> |-| | | | |-----| |
7387     [10:44] <elmex> | |------------|-------------- | | |
7388     [10:44] <elmex> | |-----------------------------------|-| |----|
7389     [10:44] <elmex> | |-| |-| | | | |
7390     [10:44] <elmex> | |-| | | | | |
7391     [10:44] <elmex> |-| | | | | |
7392     [10:44] <elmex> --------------------------------------------------------
7393 root 1.387 %
7394 root 1.1 Any committee IQ: average intelligence of members, divided by headcount.
7395 root 1.387 %
7396 root 1.1 "There were a lot of snickers in my course... The students looked at me
7397     like I was a stegosaurus still walking around when I told them that the
7398     [irrational spending of many dot-coms] was not sustainable. You have to
7399     take in more money then you put out, or you're toast."
7400     -- Ken Morse, managing director, MIT Entrepreneurship Center
7401 root 1.387 %
7402 root 1.1 "Wenn _ich_ das sage, darf ich das."
7403     [Lukas Grunwald]
7404 root 1.387 %
7405 root 1.1 [about having sponsoring message in YOUR syslog]
7406     From: Felix von Leitner <leitner@convergence.de>
7407     Date: Thu, 14 Dec 2000 21:33:13 +0100
7408     To: reiserfs-list@namesys.com
7409    
7410     Thus spake Wojciech Puchar (wojtek@wojtek.from.pl):
7411     > > To view list of copyright holders type `copyright' at the shell
7412     > > prompt.
7413     > very good. maybe implement /proc/info/copyrights /proc/info/sponsors
7414     > /proc/info/authors?
7415 root 1.247
7416 root 1.1 Grand idea.
7417     Let's also add /proc/info/spammers,
7418     /proc/info/people-who-bothered-linus,
7419     /proc/info/people-who-disagree-with-hans-reiser,
7420     /proc/info/people-who-were-flamed-by-alan-cox and
7421     /proc/info/people-who-marc-lehmann-dislikes.
7422 root 1.247
7423 root 1.1 NOT.
7424     [...]
7425 root 1.387 %
7426 root 1.1 [Nick and I used to fight a LOT]
7427     Subject: Re: suggestion for gimp 1.3 and later
7428     From: Nick Lamb <njl98r@ecs.soton.ac.uk>
7429 root 1.247
7430 root 1.1 On Wed, Dec 13, 2000 at 03:29:41AM +0100, Marc Lehmann wrote:
7431     > I think the best way would be to make any gtk label/text widget be
7432     > selectable. I don't know why this has not been done so far, but it might be
7433     > an interesting experiment.
7434 root 1.247
7435 root 1.1 Yes, I've often thought this. And everyone knows that if Marc and I agree
7436     about something it must be right (?) or at least it's in no-one's interest
7437     to disagree...
7438 root 1.387 %
7439 root 1.1 http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=LNUX&d=2y WINNER
7440     http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=RHAT&d=2y 2nd prize!
7441     http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=CALD&d=1y 3rd prize!
7442     [und Lukas sagt:]
7443     ... man beachte die logarithmische Skala!
7444 root 1.387 %
7445 root 1.1 [from "how to photograph a total eclipse", in the nasa 1999 solar eclipse
7446     report:]
7447     ... The best strategy is to choose one aperture or f/number and bracket
7448     the exposures over a range of shutter speeds (i.e. 1/1000 down to 1
7449     second). Rehearsing this sequence is highly recommended since great
7450     excitment accompanies totality and there is little time to think.
7451 root 1.387 %
7452 root 1.1 [boy, now I know why I dislike GNOME]
7453     http://www.helixcode.com/~miguel/bongo-bong.html
7454 root 1.387 %
7455 root 1.1 ["kORBit, a CORBA implementation for the linux-kernel"]
7456     From: Jamie Lokier <lk@tantalophile.demon.co.uk>
7457     Date: Sat, 9 Dec 2000 11:34:39 +0100
7458    
7459     Alexander Viro wrote:
7460     > > It was just an example. Basically, you'd be able to do in with just
7461     > > about any language that has ORBit bindings.
7462     >
7463     > Yeah... "Infinitely extendable API" and all such. Roughly translated
7464     > as "we can't live without API bloat". Frankly, judging by the GNOME
7465     > codebase people who designed the thing are culturally incompatible with
7466     > UNIX.
7467    
7468     Agree. I remember a big complaint about Windows was the huge APIs,
7469     compared with Unix' tiny list of syscalls. And then I saw the GNOME
7470     docs... ew!
7471 root 1.387 %
7472 root 1.1 > Good question. The whole thing makes me nervous... in fact, perhaps we
7473     > should really consider using the BIOS INT 15h interrupt to enter
7474     > protected mode?
7475    
7476     From my experience with BIOS authors, only if Windows 98 uses the same function
7477     with the same arguments, the same stuff top of stack and the same segment
7478     registers loaded ;)
7479 root 1.387 %
7480 root 1.1 > > there... If someone wants to back-port the driver to 2.2, this makes it
7481     [...]
7482     > backports hurt forward progress.
7483    
7484     beware of content free dogma
7485 root 1.387 %
7486 root 1.1 > What operating systems use local time as their basic clock these days? Just
7487     > wondering.
7488    
7489     Any IBM PC compatible machine that runs under at least one Microsoft OS
7490     has to keep the battery-backed CMOS clock chip in local time, because
7491     unlike most other operating systems (e.g., any Unix flavour), none of
7492     Microsoft's CMOS clock drivers have a UTC option. Rather disappointing
7493     and every year an unneeded hassle after DST switches on multi-OS
7494     machines. From discussions with Microsoft staff, I have to conclude that
7495     no-one within Microsoft has even understood the problem.
7496    
7497     Markus [G. Kuhn]
7498 root 1.387 %
7499 root 1.1 >Keith,
7500 root 1.247 >
7501 root 1.1 >Please consider the attached patch for inclusion in all future versions
7502     >of the modutils depmod program for compatiblity with RedHat and
7503     >RedHat derived Linux distributions.
7504    
7505     I have a big problem with Redhat. They make incompatible changes to
7506     utilities, do not feed patches back to maintainers then expect the rest
7507     of the world to follow their lead. The -i and -m flags to modutils are
7508     not the only example, I recently found IA64 and Sparc patches they had
7509     added to modutils code and not bothered to tell me. Other distributors
7510     are much better about sending me patches, Debian and SuSe in particular
7511     do the right thing.
7512    
7513     Since "-F System.map" in modutils is equivalent to "-m System.map -i"
7514     and works on all distributions, not just Redhat, the "-m -i" patch is
7515     unnecessary. Consider this my protest against bad habits by
7516     distributors, they created the mess with their lack of communication
7517     and they have to fix it.
7518 root 1.387 %
7519 root 1.1 10:44] <JanMan> falls Du mal DB2 crashen musst:
7520     [10:45] <JanMan> connect reset;
7521     [10:45] <JanMan> connect to sample user db2admin using db2admin;
7522     [10:45] <JanMan> select * from employee where year(birthdate)=1999 and firstnme<'';
7523 root 1.387 %
7524 root 1.1 [a perl quine, by ilmari karonen:]
7525     printf+(q(printf+(q(%s))x2))x2
7526 root 1.387 %
7527 root 1.1 On Tue, Dec 05, 2000 at 07:22:34PM -0500, M&M Samsel wrote:
7528     > You see I have about 10 years of commercial development experience and
7529     > pretty much know business procedures from huge corporations and business
7530     > midgets and what I should expect or not.
7531    
7532     You've not demonstrated your 10 years of experience.
7533     You've just proved that killfiles are useful.
7534 root 1.387 %
7535 root 1.1 [once upon a time, when poul started gnomeicu:]
7536     gnomeicu: Rohrbruch (beim Speichern der Konfiguration)
7537 root 1.387 %
7538 root 1.1 [subject from a thread on the gcc steering commitee mailinglist when
7539     glibc-2.2 was released]
7540     Re: glibc 2.2 a fait accompli
7541 root 1.387 %
7542 root 1.1 [08:05] <JanMan> elmex: Fehlt Dir einmal Klopapier, versuche es mit GNU m4. :)
7543 root 1.387 %
7544 root 1.1 # root:0Ayj0AZhTi4O2:11272:0:99999:7:::
7545     # kma:1NXgYu6J80kvc:11225:0:99999:7:::
7546     # elmex:0ImdHgG2TEQAE:11273:0:99999:7: : :
7547 root 1.387 %
7548 root 1.1 <JanMan_> soll ich das ganze uber einen perl-hash erzeugen ?
7549     <schmorp> klar.. %hash->generate
7550     <JanMan_> oesi siedelt nach de: %oesi->degenerate
7551 root 1.387 %
7552 root 1.1 [From "How the mind of a php programmer works", by Marc Lehmann]
7553    
7554     (1) it works on msie 5 (alt.: netscape 4) so the code is
7555     standards-compliant.
7556     (2) an entity looks like "&" entityname ";"
7557     (2a) [conclusion] the fragment href="xxx&notes=77" doesn't contain a valid
7558     entity, so the browser must use it as is.
7559     (2b) [corollary] "<blubb>" is not a valid html element, so the browser
7560     must react according to what I assume it should do (display, ignore).
7561     (2c) in some programs I assume differently than in others.
7562 root 1.387 %
7563 root 1.1 [Oh no, Don Becker again ;)]
7564     > which one is the linksys card, so I have included the entire listing. (Is it
7565     > even listed? Perhaps this is my problem.)
7566    
7567     That's your problem.
7568    
7569     There is no PCI Ethernet device listed.
7570    
7571     Check that the card is fully inserted into the PCI slot.
7572     (If it's an ISA card, then it's not fully inserted into the PCI slot ;->)
7573 root 1.387 %
7574 root 1.1 > > sure request_module _does_not_ accept funky module names. Why allow
7575     > > people to shoot themselves (and, by extension, all other Linux users
7576     > > out there) in the foot?
7577    
7578     > I thought that was the whole purpose of Unix/Linux?
7579    
7580     True! Very true! Unix/Linux requires that the user shoot
7581     themselves in the foot. Windows automates that process and does it
7582     for the user, thus making foot shooting user friendly. :-)
7583 root 1.387 %
7584 root 1.1 > Turn on encryption, and try sending attachements > 1MB and tell me if
7585     > you see any problems, like emails sitting in /var/spool/mqueue for a day
7586     > or two until they go out. I can guarantee you will.
7587    
7588     No encryption use; and the maximal message size is 1Mb (for sanity's sake,
7589     after somebody sent a PowerPoint presentation (some 3Mb), then thought that
7590     perhaps the target didn't have PowerPoint, and sent it again with the
7591     PowerPoint package, then noticed this might not work either, and sent it
7592     _again_ with the full MS Office attached... the joys of sysadminning ;-)
7593     --
7594     Dr. Horst H. von Brand mailto:vonbrand@inf.utfsm.cl
7595 root 1.387 %
7596 root 1.1 Ulrich Drepper <drepper@redhat.com> writes:
7597    
7598     > "Theodore Y. Ts'o" <tytso@MIT.EDU> writes:
7599     >
7600     > > Arguably though the bug is in glibc, in that if it's using signals
7601     > > behinds the scenes, it should have passed SA_RESTART to sigaction.
7602     >
7603     > Why are you talking such a nonsense?
7604    
7605     [Note to self: remove kitten from keyboard before writing mail.]
7606 root 1.387 %
7607 root 1.388 [Simon Budig, nachdem er erfahren hatte, daß Lars Eilebrecht nicht wusste,
7608     daß Leerzeichen in URLs nicht erlaubt sind:]
7609     "Also, Lars, das hätte ich nicht gedacht, jetzt hast du aber jede Menge
7610 root 1.1 Gurupunkte bei mir verloren."
7611 root 1.387 %
7612 root 1.1 [amazon readers about the Annotated C Standard by Herberdt Schildt,
7613     which is much less expensive then the official version (search also for
7614     Bullschildt below ;)]
7615    
7616     "The price difference reflects the value of the annotations. At no time
7617     do the annotations clarify, enhance, or supplement the standard."
7618 root 1.387 %
7619 root 1.1 Stefan Traby wrote:
7620     >
7621     > On Mon, Nov 06, 2000 at 08:43:04AM -0500, Chris Mason wrote:
7622     >
7623     > > We have a few websites floating around, [...]
7624     >
7625     > Many mirrors are also out of sync. Especially the primary server :)
7626 root 1.387 %
7627 root 1.1 > This happens with both ext2 and reiserfs, since at least 2.2.15.
7628    
7629     I installed noflushd on my laptop, which was running 2.4.0-test6, and
7630     it did the same thing.
7631    
7632     Sorry I can't offer more info. Someone spilt a glass of water on it about
7633     a week ago. :(
7634    
7635     --Jack
7636 root 1.387 %
7637 root 1.388 "Kalk hat diese Waschmaschine getötet"
7638 root 1.387 %
7639 root 1.1 [It is] best to confuse only one issue at a time.
7640     -- K&R
7641 root 1.387 %
7642 root 1.1 <elmex> JanMan: "||01:42:20|| <elmex> schmorp: jo, die sprache muss man nicht erklaeren"
7643 root 1.387 %
7644 root 1.1 [please kids, don't try this at home]
7645     indent -kr -l78 -lc78 -lps -i8 -br -pcs -psl -bbo -bad -bap -cs -nbc -nhnl -nss
7646 root 1.387 %
7647 root 1.1 http://www.attrition.org/gallery/ms/kmfms.jpg
7648 root 1.387 %
7649 root 1.1 [PApp.pm]
7650     $modules => { "" => "" };
7651 root 1.387 %
7652 root 1.388 Das einzig sichere Mittel gegen Migräne ist das Entfernen des Kopfes.
7653 root 1.387 %
7654 root 1.1 <JanMan> elmex: Sprichwort "Relaye doch bei dnx, dann kriegst Du nix." :)
7655 root 1.387 %
7656 root 1.1 [From Russel Coker's .sig]
7657     > --
7658     > If you can't program in C, PERL, and shell scripts then don't call yourself a
7659     > Unix administrator. Every idiot on the net is claiming to be a Unix admin. :(
7660 root 1.387 %
7661 root 1.1 [the two sides of the medal]
7662     From: "David Schwartz"
7663    
7664     > Under Solaris 7, when the number of idle sockets was increased from
7665     > 100 to 10000, the time to check for active sockets with poll()
7666     > increased by a factor of only 6.5. That's a sublinear increase in time,
7667     > pretty spiffy.
7668    
7669     Under Solaris 7, when the number of idle sockets was decreased from 10,000
7670     to 100, the time to check for active sockets with poll() decreased by a
7671     factor of only 6.5. Shouldn't it be more like 100? Sounds like Solaris' poll
7672     implementation is horribly broken for the most common case.
7673 root 1.387 %
7674 root 1.1 [lukas grunwald...]
7675 root 1.388 [ich sag' dir, ] ... am nächsten Tag brüllt der mich vielleicht per e-mail an ...
7676 root 1.387 %
7677 root 1.1 [from linux-kernel, about the rtl8139 network card]
7678     > (After looking at the specification for the 8139, I am acctually ashamed
7679     > of having bough one.
7680    
7681     Not an uncommon thought :)
7682 root 1.387 %
7683 root 1.1 From: Stefan Traby
7684    
7685     Hi Marc !
7686    
7687     keycode 115 = ISO_Next_Group
7688     keycode 116 = ISO_Prev_Group
7689     keycode 117 = ISO_Level3_Shift
7690    
7691     Finde ich witzig, man erspart sich den lock-screensaver :)
7692 root 1.387 %
7693 root 1.1 [I hope you get the point(s)...]
7694     From: Alex LIVINGSTON <alex@agsm.edu.au>
7695     Date: Wed, 18 Oct 2000 16:12:46 +1100
7696     To: <tz@elsie.nci.nih.gov>
7697    
7698     At 07:40 +0000 2000-10-06, ken@halcyon.com wrote:
7699     >But the thing is: mm/dd/yy[yy] is in widespread use (US), as is
7700     >dd/mm/yy[yy] (much of Europe, I'm told).
7701    
7702     Slight refinement: dd/mm/[yy]yy. Used in all European countries - and
7703     all countries colonized by a European country at one time or another
7704     which haven't had a strong US influence since, and probably all
7705     remaining Asian, African, and Pacific countries - that don't use
7706     [yy]yy-mm-dd. mm/dd/yy[yy] is restricted almost entirely to the US
7707     and a few neighbors. I would hesitate to say it is in widespread use.
7708    
7709     >[yy]yy-mm-dd was used
7710     >in Japan even before the ISO standard came out.
7711    
7712     And in China, and in Sweden, and in Hungary, ... (possibly with different
7713     separators). Also in the Arab world, in the sense that the digits (all of
7714     them) appear in the same order from left to right, only Arabic is written
7715     right to left.
7716    
7717     >But no culture
7718     >has ever used [yy]yy-dd-mm format, and there is absolutely
7719     >nothing to recommend it, so there is no reason to expect anyone
7720     >to adopt it. Yes, the perverse can use that format just to
7721     >confound us, but in practice one can safely assume that a
7722     >nnnn-nn-nn date is in yyyy-mm-dd format.
7723    
7724     Thanks Ken. You've put it much better and more concisely than I could have.
7725    
7726     --Alex
7727 root 1.387 %
7728 root 1.1 [recently, on the tulip driver mailing list]
7729     From: Donald Becker <becker@scyld.com>
7730     To: "Jon.Hinks" <Jon.Hinks@berkeley-ifa.co.uk>
7731    
7732     [most of the reply snipped...]
7733    
7734     > The contents of this email are confidential to the intended recipient. It
7735     > may not be disclosed to or used by anyone other than this addressee, nor may
7736     > it be copied in any way. If received in error, please contact Berkeley
7737    
7738     [[ The rest of the boilerplate omitted. ]]
7739    
7740     These terms do not apply. You have mailed to a published list. You hold
7741     the copyright to your writings, but by submitting questions to the list you
7742     grant the list publisher (me) the right to publish in this list and related
7743     forums. "Related forums" may be collected archives of the list on any media,
7744     and quotes from questions in FAQs.
7745    
7746     (Long boilerplate appendages like this notice annoy me. Automatically
7747     attached copyright notices can never unilaterally extend your rights, so why
7748     try to claim that they do?)
7749 root 1.387 %
7750 root 1.1 On Fri, 6 Oct 2000, Andre Hedrick wrote:
7751    
7752     > void go_take_a_dump (float load)
7753     > {
7754     > if (pull_down_pants() && purge_bowles() && wipe_anus() && pull_up_pants())
7755     > flush(load);
7756     > else
7757     > wear(load);
7758     > }
7759    
7760     But here you make another classic mistake. Consider the case where
7761     purge_bowels() fails (-EWOULDBLOCK?).
7762    
7763     In that case, you don't actually execute the subsequent two procedure
7764     calls, which I'm sure we all agree is a suboptimal state of affairs.
7765    
7766     --
7767     dwmw2
7768 root 1.387 %
7769 root 1.1 Factoid: 90% of all patents are never challenged, while 80% of those that
7770     are are overturned.
7771 root 1.387 %
7772 root 1.1 "Going into court is throwing the dice."
7773 root 1.387 %
7774 root 1.1 [Dipl. Ing. W******* D*******]
7775     "Lukas, eins muss dir klar sein, die ganze Kryptographie ist doch
7776 root 1.388 für den Arsch, wenn ich ein Stück von dem Originaltext habe und den
7777     verschlüsselten Text, knack' ich dir jeden Schlüssel in 50 Stunden."
7778 root 1.387 %
7779 root 1.1 [some discussion between reiserfs enthusiasts:]
7780     Stefan: oh shit, everything coredumps, I'll just reboot.
7781     Marc gives some dumb comments.
7782     Stefan: No, I'll first check it with reiserfsck.
7783     Marc: Yeah.. and?
7784     Stefan: "reiserfsck: no reiserfs found"
7785     Marc: Oh, the superblock is damaged. Maybe you should just try the backup superblock...
7786 root 1.387 %
7787 root 1.1 [t-online is just sooo cool:]
7788     Subject: mail failed, returning to sender
7789     From: <MAILER-DAEMON@fmrl01.sul.t-online.de>
7790    
7791     |------------------------- Failed addresses follow: ---------------------|
7792     <service@t-online.de> ... 550 Mailbox quota exceeded / Mailbox voll.
7793     |------------------------- Message text follows: ------------------------|
7794 root 1.387 %
7795 root 1.1 [a play with a well-known-signature:]
7796     Deadlock, n.:
7797     Deceased Rasterman.
7798 root 1.387 %
7799 root 1.1 [Jeff Williams & friends]
7800     ftp://ftp.informatik.uni-bremen.de/pub/doc/internet-drafts/draft-terrell-ip-spec-ipv7-ipv8-addr-cls-00.txt
7801     http://IPv8.vrx.net/
7802     http://www.gtld-mou.org/gtld-discuss/mail-archive/08030.html
7803 root 1.387 %
7804 root 1.1 [some .signature]
7805     This message has been ROT-13 encrypted twice for extra security.
7806 root 1.387 %
7807 root 1.1 [Andreas Mueller-Maghun for ICANN!]
7808     Allein der Kandidat des Chaos-Computer-Clubs (CCC) Hamburg, der schon
7809 root 1.388 mehr als 1.100 Unterstützungserklärungen erhalten hat, dürfte nach
7810     Einschätzung des arbeitskreises die Bedingung für eine Basiskandidatur
7811     zum ICANN-Direktorium schon jetzt erfüllen. Ausgerechnet er hat es aber
7812     nicht für nötig gehalten, auf die Anfrage der Behindertenvertreter zu
7813 root 1.1 reagieren. Seine Webseiten zeugen zudem von einem "Sicherheitskonzept",
7814     das Usern mit Sehbehinderung vor lauter technischen Barrieren keine
7815 root 1.388 Zugangsmöglichkeiten bietet. Der Arbeitskreis hält einen Vertreter solcher
7816     Positionen für unwählbar.
7817 root 1.1
7818     Jens Bertrams (Pressesprecher)
7819 root 1.387 %
7820 root 1.1 From: (Albert Y. C. Lai)
7821     Newsgroups: comp.lang.functional
7822     Subject: Re: what is "functional" (Re: Macros)
7823    
7824     Jerzy Karczmarczuk writes:
7825    
7826     > Their opinion: "well, *everybody* knows that this is not professional,
7827     > nobody uses functional languages, all your colleagues suggest that we
7828     > should learn Lex and Yacc, etc. -
7829     > but *WHAT A PLEASURE AND FUN* was to write these programs in Haskell.
7830     > Almost no run-time errors, ever!"
7831    
7832     A professor at my school got the opposite opinion from her students.
7833     She introduced ML (along with two other languages) as part of a course
7834     on the principles of programming languages in the third year. The
7835     students' opinion: this is such an annoyingly pedantic language, it
7836     refuses to let me run my program and get some partial though wrong
7837     results simply because I make a mistake!
7838    
7839     In other words, given that humans are bound to make mistakes, the
7840     students at my school prefer to see them manifested as run-time
7841     errors.
7842    
7843     So I look at your email address. Ah, you are in Europe and I am in
7844     North America. I guess that's why. Dijkstra is probably right about
7845     European programmers liking to do programming right and American
7846     programmers liking to chase after bugs.
7847 root 1.387 %
7848 root 1.1 On Thu, Aug 24, 2000 at 11:15:09PM +0200, Werner Almesberger wrote:
7849     > yodaiken@fsmlabs.com wrote:
7850     > > This call shifts delivered signal numbers up so that
7851     > > "special" POSIX signals [.. like KILL] can be delivered to a process.
7852     >
7853     > Kind of a SIGOVERKILL ... yes, that could work.
7854 root 1.387 %
7855 root 1.1 "The posix programmer knows the availability of everything, but the cost
7856     of nothing."
7857 root 1.387 %
7858 root 1.1 [after the linux-kernel list was moved to a new machine]
7859     Jeffrey Hundstad wrote:
7860     >
7861     > So tell us about this new machine. OS? Filesystem? Memory?
7862     > CPU?
7863    
7864     Root password? :)
7865    
7866     John.Fulmer
7867 root 1.387 %
7868 root 1.1 I think there is a world market for about five computers.
7869    
7870     Thomas J. Watson (Chairman, IBM) 1943
7871 root 1.387 %
7872 root 1.1 > NO. They can/will use RAW_IO *IF* this is available to them. If not, they
7873     > will have to provide a proper kernel driver for their hardware. I know
7874     > which I prefer...
7875    
7876     Sure. And keep that dusty 2.4.3 kernel around just in case you someday need
7877     to upgrade the firmware for your disk, and the (binary!) kernel module only
7878     works with that one. Don't forget the 2.4.15ac12 which is for your USB
7879     scanner, and also the 2.6.7-12 (Red Hat) which is the only one with the
7880     updater for the new SCSI controller.
7881     --
7882     Horst von Brand
7883 root 1.387 %
7884 root 1.1 [de.comp.lang.iso-c++]
7885    
7886     >Nicht alles was Standard ist, muss auch implementiert werden.
7887    
7888     [...]
7889    
7890     Nicht alles, was hinkt, ist ein Vergleich.
7891 root 1.387 %
7892 root 1.1 [Drew Sanford about why not to do real-time by throwing faster hardware
7893     at your problem:]
7894    
7895     The F4 Fantom fighter. The plane was essentially a large block of metal, with
7896     a few advantagously aerodynamic surfaces, and big f****** engines. If you
7897     had engine trouble in a Fantom ...you had trouble.
7898 root 1.387 %
7899 root 1.1 [Hans Reiser, on /bin/cp.. ;)]
7900     cp is inherently inefficient.
7901 root 1.387 %
7902 root 1.1 >I thought disk drives contained vacuums, thus the extensive concern over
7903     >breaking seals on them.
7904    
7905     Air pressure is 1Kg/cm^2. I have never seen a hard drive case that looked
7906     nearly strong enough to take such pressure. Basically if you can't jump on a
7907     hard drive then it's not strong enough!
7908    
7909     ...
7910    
7911     There's a story that Dave Cutler (VMS and WNT architect) when he was at DEC
7912     did a test on a DEC hard drive by blowing cigar smoke into the drive which
7913     killed it properly. DEC then greatly enhanced their drive air filters. It
7914     could be just an urban myth though.
7915    
7916     Russell Coker
7917 root 1.387 %
7918 root 1.1 >I've unsubscribed our somewhat less than intelligent friend.
7919     >Ah, Internet for the masses. What a wonderful idea.
7920    
7921     Yeah, let's have an IQ test before you're allowed to buy a modem.
7922 root 1.387 %
7923 root 1.1 On Sat, Jun 24, 2000 at 02:40:33PM +0200, Marc Lehmann wrote:
7924     > "Yury Yu. Rupasov" wrote:
7925     > > All my current benchmarks show that reiserfs works correctly on
7926     > > deleting.
7927     >
7928     > Just a sidenote: you don't test correctness with benchmarks :(
7929    
7930     Wrong. Yury does.
7931     :(
7932    
7933     --
7934     Stefan
7935 root 1.387 %
7936 root 1.1 "Jeff V. Merkey" writes:
7937     > I will provide a tool that decodes and repairs NTFS volumes to those
7938     > folks who run into this problem, but our agreements with Microsoft do
7939     > not allow us to distribute it for any purpose other than to assist
7940     > Microsoft customers who have corrupted drives. Also, this tool is
7941     > dependent on the DDK being present to run as it has dependencies on the
7942     > DDK DLL's, so you'll need to install the DDK to use it.
7943    
7944     DDK == "Disk Death Kit"?
7945    
7946     Ian Soboroff ian@cs.umbc.edu
7947 root 1.387 %
7948 root 1.1 [very instructional movie, if you get what I mean...]
7949 root 1.388 00:30-02:05 (13) ( -35) Kabel 1 Das Mädchen am Ende der Straße The
7950 root 1.1 Little Girl Who Lives Down The Lane Psychodrama - KAN/F/USA - 1976 -
7951 root 1.388 Regie: Nicolas Gessner * Die 13-jährige Rynn (Jodie Foster) lebt allein in
7952     einer alten Villa und hütet ein schreckliches Geheimnis.
7953 root 1.387 %
7954 root 1.1 [Einsichten in die "Kommunikation"]
7955     > > > Ich beschreibe dir, was in dem Moment an Eindruecken durch meinen
7956     > > > Kopf geht - in dem Augenblick bin ich Besucher und sehe was
7957     > > > mir gefaellt oder nicht - das ist wie ein Schmierzettel. Die
7958     > > > Ausarbeitung der Ideen kommt danach im Gespraech. Du packst solche
7959     > > > Sachen anders an - das seh ich ein. Aber ich bin mit dieser
7960     > > > Art chaos bisher immer ans Ziel gekommen. Was ich mach will -
7961     > > > machen muss - ist Feedback generieren. Ich lass Versuchsballons
7962     > > > aufsteigen und schau zu, wie sie entweder fliegen oder abgeschossen
7963     > > > werden. Dann reagier ich auf das Ergebnis.
7964 root 1.387 %
7965 root 1.388 [Mitch, als Erklärung dafür, weshalb er blindlings ein (kaputtes) ssh-rpm
7966     installiert hat, das er über rpmfind gefunden hat:]
7967     Doch, echt! Der Server war trusted, der sah' ja sowas von vertrauenswürdig
7968 root 1.1 aus!
7969 root 1.387 %
7970 root 1.1 [IMHO one of the main reasons linux is nicer]
7971     http://www.cyberport.com/~tangent/ix/bsod-story.html
7972 root 1.387 %
7973 root 1.1 [On the reality of random numbers]
7974     > /dev in a world with dynamic hardware, so why bother? We only need
7975     > to provide random numbers to fill in struct stat. (zero works)
7976     Alan Cox [as usual ;)]
7977 root 1.387 %
7978 root 1.1 [Flame Warriors]
7979     http://www.winternet.com/~mikelr/flame1.html
7980 root 1.387 %
7981 root 1.1 A programmer who hasn't been exposed to all four of the imperative,
7982     functional, objective, and logical programming styles has one or
7983     more conceptual blindspots. It's like knowing how to boil but not
7984     fry. Programming is not a skill one develops in five easy lessons.
7985    
7986     --tom
7987 root 1.387 %
7988 root 1.1 To: bugs@gimp.org
7989     X-Mailer: AOL 5.0 for Windows sub 105
7990    
7991     Hi there, I recently downloaded your gimp toolkit. At first I was having
7992     problems until I read your download help tip. I understand I have to compile
7993     it so I tried using Borland C++ Compiler but it said the line length exceeds
7994     editor capacity. Is there any other compiler I can use that wouldn't rip a
7995     whole in my wallet. Thank you for your support.
7996 root 1.387 %
7997 root 1.1 ["General Information About Using VBScript with Outlook"]
7998     VBScript is designed to be a secure programming environment. It
7999     lacks various commands that can be potentially damaging if used in
8000     a malicious manner. This added security is critical in enterprise
8001     solutions.
8002    
8003     http://support.microsoft.com/support/kb/articles/Q167/1/38.ASP
8004    
8005     [Despite this "added security", however, VBscript still can modify,
8006     rename, delete files, modify windows registry entries and send email in
8007     the background]
8008 root 1.387 %
8009 root 1.1 [Phil Agre on the "ILOVEYOU" virus and Microsoft's reaction]
8010     Scott Culp of Microsoft Public Relations, excuse me, I mean Microsoft
8011     Security Response Center:
8012    
8013     This is a general issue, not a Microsoft issue. You can write a
8014     virus for any platform. (New York Times 5/5/00)
8015    
8016     [and later]
8017     Mr. Culp also says this (CNET 5/5/00):
8018    
8019     This is by-design behavior, not a security vulnerability.
8020    
8021     [Phil closes]
8022     Microsoft shouldn't be broken up. It should be shut down.
8023    
8024     [See also http://dlis.gseis.ucla.edu/people/pagre/rre.html]
8025     [and http://commons.somewhere.com/rre/2000/RRE.notes.and.recommenda6.html]
8026 root 1.387 %
8027 root 1.1 [Bruce Schneier about the "ILOVEYOU" virus]
8028     Expect even worse in the future. Systems running either Microsoft Office
8029     2000 or Internet Explorer 5.0 can be infected with these sorts of viruses
8030     even if the recipient doesn't open the attachment. That's right; if the
8031     system is running Internet Explorer with the default settings, it is
8032     vulnerable. The problem is caused by a programming bug in an Internet
8033     Explorer ActiveX control. Thank you, Microsoft.
8034 root 1.387 %
8035 root 1.1 >Reaching to Fallingbostel was extremely amusing though, germany is
8036     >splitted into two halfs, one that doesn't know Fallingbostel and one
8037     >that 'heard of this place but have no idea where it is' at some point I
8038     >was almost convinced that there is no such place :)
8039    
8040     [Trashey / Quasars]
8041 root 1.387 %
8042 root 1.1 Tom Christiansen writes:
8043     > I'm writing perlrtfm. It explains search techniques, not quickfix
8044     > switches plugging bursting dykes by springing more leaks.
8045    
8046     Irony potential in
8047    
8048     man perlrtfm
8049    
8050     is left to the reader.
8051    
8052     Nat
8053 root 1.387 %
8054 root 1.1 Do you plan to release support for on-the-fly file and directory compression
8055     and encryption as in NTFSv2?
8056    
8057     (Imagine a system that in order to run needs a diskette or CD-ROM disk with
8058     private key - protection never seen except in movies ;-)
8059 root 1.387 %
8060 root 1.1 [Telekom-Techniker, bei einer ISDN-UK0-Messung!]
8061     Ich: Also, einen Layer-1-Connect bekomme ich...
8062     Telekomiker: Layer-1? Was ist das? Aber ich bekomme ja auch gar kein Freizeichen...
8063 root 1.387 %
8064 root 1.1 "I love the way Microsoft follows standards. In much the
8065     same manner that fish follow migrating caribou."
8066     Paul Tomblin
8067 root 1.387 %
8068 root 1.1 [recently on p5p]
8069     >I am morally
8070     >convinced that map() was written based on grep()
8071    
8072     Considering they use the same op function, I'd say that's a distinct
8073     possibility...
8074    
8075     Dan
8076 root 1.387 %
8077 root 1.1 [after the "Welle Erdball" performance on the Mekka&Symposium 2000:]
8078 root 1.388 <jan> bine: du solltest da nicht hingucken, das ist nicht gut fürn kopf
8079 root 1.1 <Bordeaux> after listening to this crap, and hearing *zugabe zugabe* i finally have the proof that all german c64 sceners are gay :)
8080     <Mr> zugabe
8081 root 1.387 %
8082 root 1.1 "Why upon hearing his arguments I changed my opinion 360 degrees."
8083     Recent comment on the floor of some state legislature
8084 root 1.387 %
8085 root 1.1 DIVIDE EMPLOYEE-EARNINGS BY EMPLOYEE-HOURS GIVING EMPLOYEE-PAY-RATE
8086     [cobol, *sigh*]
8087 root 1.387 %
8088 root 1.1 It is expected that the Multics system will be published when it is
8089     operating substantially and will therefore be available for implementation
8090     on any equipment with suitable characteristics. Such publication is
8091     desirable for two reasons: First, the system should withstand public
8092     scrutiny and criticism volunteered by interested readers; second, in an
8093     age of increasing complexity, it is an obligation to present and future
8094     system designers to make the inner operating system as lucid as possible
8095     so as to reveal the basic system issues.
8096    
8097     Corbat_ & Vyssotsky 1965
8098 root 1.387 %
8099 root 1.1 "Rule #7: Silence is not acquiescence.
8100    
8101     "Contrary to what you may have heard, silence of those present is
8102     not necessarily consent, even the reluctant variety. They simply
8103     may sit in stunned silence and figure ways of sabotaging the plan
8104     after they regain their composure."
8105    
8106     -- Paul Rinaldo
8107     [see also http://people.qualcomm.com/karn/rinaldo.html]
8108 root 1.387 %
8109 root 1.1 On Sat, Apr 01, 2000 at 12:09:59AM +1000, Chris wrote:
8110     >
8111     > In case you guys havn't noticed...
8112     >
8113     > http://slashdot.org reports that XFS is now released.
8114    
8115     Yes, and http://www.freshmeat.net reports:
8116    
8117     Error: Unable to connect to MySQL Server ().
8118    
8119     ;-}
8120    
8121     --
8122    
8123     ciao -
8124     Stefan
8125    
8126 root 1.387 %
8127 root 1.1 > The 'hypervisor' is a new term to me.. Are you refering to the
8128     > Transmeta CPU and it's native mode? If I read you correctly
8129    
8130     No its what the S/390 VM is often called. Its a supervisor for supervisor
8131     mode programs so illogically enough its a hypervisor 8). The IBM mainframe
8132     guys thing this kind of set up is routine. Unix is met with
8133     'You mean you cant run a new kernel on test at the same time as the old
8134     one' type remarks.
8135     [Alan Cox]
8136 root 1.387 %
8137 root 1.1 Godwin's Law
8138    
8139     As a Usenet discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison
8140     involving Nazis or Hitler approaches one.
8141    
8142     [see also http://www.faqs.org/faqs/usenet/legends/godwin/]
8143 root 1.387 %
8144 root 1.1 ["Stefan im IRC."]
8145    
8146     [01:53:07] <coda> anyone know how to get emacs to stop creating the file.name~ files?
8147     [01:53:24] <JanMan> alias emacs=vi
8148     [01:53:31] <coda> haha
8149 root 1.387 %
8150 root 1.1 [remaining problems with OpenBIOS]
8151     Our SDRAM sizing and init code is not very good; we could use good code.
8152     The code we've been offered so far requires memory to work (oops!);
8153     requires a stack (oops!); or assumes a totally configured machine (oops!).
8154 root 1.387 %
8155 root 1.1 [Alan Cox on wether special fs's should have require "//" in their path]
8156     > No :-) It's a feature. Some things are going REAL ugly without such things.
8157    
8158     Given //ipc or freebsd, I think I'd pick freebsd. Thats how ugly the idea
8159     is to me ok.
8160 root 1.387 %
8161 root 1.1 "The code is self documenting." -- The Programmer.
8162    
8163     "I don't read C." -- The Tech Writer.
8164 root 1.387 %
8165 root 1.1 [Stefan Sebolth, on the CeBIT, while listening to the original c64 "Giana Sisters" tune:]
8166     Haaach, da war die Welt halt noch in Ordnung!
8167 root 1.387 %
8168 root 1.1 Remember, never ask a geek "why";
8169     just nod your head and back away slowly...
8170 root 1.387 %
8171 root 1.1 The thought of implementing something like text and binary modes for
8172     files is a about a frightening for todays kernel developer's as a mouse
8173     to a women in a typical movie of the 50's ;-)
8174    
8175     Ralf
8176 root 1.387 %
8177 root 1.1 It may be real, but it's icky. It's too traditional Unix ``I don't
8178     care if we lose 90% of our market base to NT if our competitor loses
8179     95% of THEIR market base!'' to be palatable.
8180    
8181     david parsons
8182 root 1.387 %
8183 root 1.1 ["some time ago on p5p"]
8184     > ($host) = gethostbyname('localhost');
8185    
8186     >Sadly most UNIX boxes don't add a sane alias to their /etc/hosts file
8187     >so that trick is not portable.
8188    
8189     % grep localhost /etc/hosts
8190     127.0.0.1 localhost
8191    
8192     --tom
8193 root 1.387 %
8194 root 1.1 ["some time ago on p5p"]
8195     On Mon, Feb 07, 2000 at 03:22:05PM -0700, Tom Christiansen wrote:
8196     > >But given that most slip drivers I have seen for OS/2 do not do this,
8197     > >the question is moot.
8198     >
8199     > I'll send you a free Unix system.
8200    
8201     Thanks, the doors in my house are well-balanced. ;-)
8202    
8203     Ilya
8204 root 1.387 %
8205 root 1.1 [Elliott H Mitchell on the reiserfs list]
8206     > Me thinks if unwillingness to use tar over dump will stop you from
8207     > using a better filesystem there will be lots of other reasons that
8208     > will stop you from trying anything new too. So it is not really worth
8209     > trying.
8210    
8211     Yeah, if a filesystem randomly lost files and the authors had no plans to
8212     fix it, that would kind discourage one from using it...
8213 root 1.387 %
8214 root 1.1 [Russel Coker on the reiserfs list]
8215     ... my old Thinkpad 380XD (Pentium-233 with 3.2G ide hard drive) running
8216     ReiserFS and exporting the file system over 10baseT Ethernet could
8217     outperform local hard drives on an AIX machine running JFS.
8218 root 1.387 %
8219 root 1.1 [Peter Mattis, author of GIMP]
8220     I can't say anything about Rasterman because I've never looked at any of
8221     his code. My only comment about Raster is that he should learn to spell.
8222 root 1.387 %
8223 root 1.1 [David Schwartz on linux-kernel]
8224     > ORBS does not do ANYTHING above try to send few LEGAL
8225     > strings to mailservers with LONG delays. So if you block ORBS you deserve
8226     > blocking :-)
8227    
8228     That's not the point. The point is that ORBS claims to be a list of
8229     validated open mail relays, and it's not. It's not supposed to be a list of
8230     people who deserve anything in particular. I'm sure if you talk to the
8231     people who have chosen to block ORBS, you will find that they have their
8232     reasons.
8233    
8234     DS
8235 root 1.387 %
8236 root 1.1 [WDR, 19991216 Fernsehen mit Manuel]
8237 root 1.388 Es ist ein Fall bekannt, bei dem sich ein Patient über ein Jahr lang
8238 root 1.1 geweigert hatte, auf die Toilette zu gehen. Dann haben seine Verwandten
8239 root 1.388 und Ärzte ihn dazu überreden können, endlich die Toilette aufzusuchen. Er
8240 root 1.1 hat dabei auf einmal 37 Liter entleert.
8241    
8242     Danach lebte er noch ganz normal einige Jahre, bis er, wie in Amerika
8243 root 1.388 üblich, erschossen wurde.
8244 root 1.387 %
8245 root 1.1 > - My Maxtor 27G drive ends up in PIO mode (non-SMP system, but likely
8246     [...]
8247     > Last time I reported this, I had a WDC31600, as hda, and the maxtor as
8248     [...]
8249    
8250     You committed a mortal sin in ATA............
8251     You never ever mix WD and Maxtor..........on day I will document why.
8252     Basically these two vendors have timings that are completely incompatable
8253     with each other on the same channel.
8254    
8255     IMHO, WD is crap..........however, you may split the two pieces of
8256     hardware and they will work fine under linux and all other OS's.
8257    
8258     This rule of "never ever mix WD and Maxtor" is OS independent.
8259 root 1.387 %
8260 root 1.1 [ALF2-Benutzerhandbuch]
8261     "Nur eine tote Festplatte ist eine sichere Festplatte."
8262 root 1.387 %
8263 root 1.1 Physicists write FORTRAN in any language.
8264 root 1.387 %
8265 root 1.1 [OpenBOOT 3.10.6 response to pressing "Ctrl-Alt-Del":]
8266     ANY word at all is a candidate.
8267     USE words to see the entire dictionary.
8268     ok
8269 root 1.387 %
8270 root 1.1 [SDF for POD Users]
8271     ... Beauty is in the eye of the beholder - even Lisp has it's fans. :-)
8272 root 1.387 %
8273 root 1.1 <Xach> schmorp: i haven't been doing any gimpy things lately
8274     <schmorp> xach: well, who is doing gimpy things lately :(
8275     <Xach> schmorp: Mitch
8276     <schmorp> xach: ok.
8277     <Xach> schmorp: you are not keeping pace with the other germans
8278     <Xach> schmorp: you must work more diligently! FOCUS!! DON'T TALK!!
8279     <Xach> burrito, focus
8280     <Burrito> FOCUS you BABOON!
8281 root 1.387 %
8282 root 1.1 [Paul Miller]
8283     ... I find Knuth's attitude to be far more logical: "Be careful about
8284     using the following code -- I've only proven that it works, I haven't
8285     tested it." ...
8286 root 1.387 %
8287 root 1.1 Intel Inside -- Idiot Outside!
8288 root 1.387 %
8289 root 1.1 Newsgroups: comp.lang.forth
8290    
8291     Bart Lateur wrote in message <383a4712.942513@news.skynet.be>...
8292     >Petrus Prawirodidjojo wrote:
8293     >
8294     >>So we must compete with Windows CE.
8295     >
8296     >"Please wait while your Toaster shuts down."
8297     >
8298     >"My microwave oven hangs, I have to reboot."
8299     >
8300     >No thank you. :-) I don't think Microsoft somehow can "automatically" be
8301     >the most obvious choice as a supplier of system software for embedded
8302     >systems.
8303    
8304    
8305     Quite so. Windows CE is rapidly losing what small market share they once
8306     had.
8307    
8308     --
8309     Neal Bridges
8310 root 1.387 %
8311 root 1.1 On 27 Nov 1999, sanjay Kumar wrote:
8312    
8313     > Hi folks,
8314     > i got some problem in using linux.When segmentation fault happens four five times continously OS is not working properly,insted of I remove the core dump and core dump bug ,Why?
8315     > please reply to
8316     > sanjay_rect@rediffmail.com
8317     > and sigma_btl@vsnl.com
8318    
8319     Parse error.
8320    
8321     ---
8322     Alex
8323 root 1.387 %
8324 root 1.1 From: Richard Earnshaw <rearnsha@arm.com>
8325    
8326     > Why do we really need to support compiling with -ansi when
8327     > including a non-ANSI header file in a C program?
8328    
8329     Because some vendors wouldn't recognize a C standard it if hit them. The
8330     amount of code that purports to be ANSI C code, but is in fact nothing of
8331     the sort, has to be seen to be believed.
8332    
8333     That doesn't mean that I don't want *my* program to be clean ANSI C.
8334 root 1.387 %
8335 root 1.1 [one of the few good us movies]
8336 root 1.388 Talk Radio Mediendrama - USA - 1988 - Regie: Oliver Stone * Sein Zynismus wird dem Radiomoderator Barry zum Verhängnis.
8337 root 1.387 %
8338 root 1.1 [guess the language AND the language revision ;)]
8339     ii = 44;
8340     p = &ii;
8341     *p = ii/*p;
8342     ii++; /* Don't forget to increment ii. */
8343     printf ( "ii = %d\n", *p );
8344 root 1.387 %
8345 root 1.1 > But many systems set the RTC while running Win*ooze. That will affect
8346     > Linux time then.
8347    
8348     Here is another microsoft Innovation (TM):
8349    
8350     They now allow you to run your BIOS-clock in UTC! (Just like
8351     Linux. Woops. Just gave it away...)
8352    
8353     Roger.
8354 root 1.387 %
8355 root 1.1 <Tommer> schmorp, for the next trick, do <frameset> <frame src=dataurl:> <frame src=dataurl:> </frameset> :)
8356 root 1.387 %
8357 root 1.1 auto accident;
8358     register voters;
8359     static electricity;
8360     struct by_lightning;
8361     void *where_prohibited;
8362     char broiled;
8363     short circuit;
8364     short changed;
8365     long johns;
8366     unsigned long letter;
8367     double entendre;
8368     double trouble;
8369     union organizer;
8370     float valve;
8371     short pants;
8372     union station;
8373     void check; unsigned check;
8374     struct dumb by[sizeof member];
8375 root 1.387 %
8376 root 1.1 [I like TV Movie's nexTView comments]
8377     22:40-00:05 (21) ( -34) ARD Mord auf hoher See Inflammable Thriller - USA
8378     - 1995 - Regie: Peter Werner * Stephen King
8379 root 1.388 verhunzt als Regisseur sein Buch im großen Stil.
8380 root 1.387 %
8381 root 1.1 Carmen Lucia Tancredo Borges wrote:
8382    
8383     I have a program written in Fortran that runs on an IBM RS/6000
8384     worstation.
8385 root 1.387 %
8386 root 1.1 I wrote
8387     > I hope not. chomp() should match the string in $?, no more or less.
8388     $/
8389    
8390     Damn shift key.
8391    
8392    
8393     Mike Guy
8394 root 1.387 %
8395 root 1.1 [rfc2635]
8396     The term "spam" as it is used to denote mass unsolicited mailings or
8397     netnews postings is derived from a Monty Python sketch set in a
8398     movie/tv studio cafeteria. During that sketch, the word "spam" takes
8399     over each item offered on the menu until the entire dialogue consists
8400     of nothing but "spam spam spam spam spam spam and spam." This so
8401     closely resembles what happens when mass unsolicited mail and posts
8402     take over mailing lists and netnews groups that the term has been
8403     pushed into common usage in the Internet community.
8404 root 1.387 %
8405 root 1.1 [CRYPTO-GRAM, November 15, 1999]
8406    
8407     The Doghouse: Microsoft Windows CE
8408    
8409     Microsoft encrypts your Windows NT password when stored on a Windows CE
8410     device. But if you look carefully at their encryption algorithm, they
8411     simply XOR the password with "susageP", Pegasus spelled backwards. Pegasus
8412     is the code name of Windows CE. This is so pathetic it's staggering.
8413    
8414     http://www.cegadgets.com/artsusageP.htm
8415 root 1.387 %
8416 root 1.1 : Isn't the point that (void)'grep EXPR, LIST' is now better written as
8417     : 'EXPR for LIST'? Or am I misunderstanding your point here?
8418    
8419     It really doesn't bother me if people want to use grep or map in a void
8420     context. It didn't bother me before there was a for modifier, and
8421     now that there is one, it still doesn't bother me. I'm just not very
8422     easy to bother.
8423    
8424     The argument against using an operator for other than its primary
8425     purpose strikes me the same as the old argument that you shouldn't have
8426     sex for other than procreational purposes. Sometimes side effects
8427     are more enjoyable than the originally intended effect.
8428    
8429     That being said, I'd never grep someone in a void context myself.
8430    
8431     Larry
8432 root 1.387 %
8433 root 1.1 [that one's only for insiders...]
8434     > : BASE @ . \ = 10, verified original base was restored
8435     Yeah. :-)
8436 root 1.387 %
8437 root 1.1 [comp.lang.forth]
8438     > Old Antactic Explorers Penguin Recipe:
8439     [...]
8440     > Start fire under pot, raise seawater to boiling point.
8441    
8442     Since it is very difficult to find wood on Antarctica, typically
8443     penguins are used to light the fire (due to their fat, they burn well).
8444     I also woudln't use any water, the penguins are fried fine in their own
8445     fat (you can use old fat to heat up the pot for another penguin).
8446    
8447     Note that most people in Antarctica have been seal-slayers and
8448     whale-killers, so they were rough people. Usually, they didn't bother
8449     with killing the penguins before setting them on fire. I'm glad this
8450     receipts aren't used anymore.
8451 root 1.387 %
8452 root 1.1 Sie muessen einen PC nicht einschalten um herauszufinden ob Windows
8453     installiert ist. Sehen Sie einfach nach, ob die Aufschrift auf der
8454     Reset-Taste noch lesbar ist.
8455 root 1.387 %
8456 root 1.1 > Erinnert mich an den Kerl bei mir in der Videothek. Hab mir DHY ausgeliehen
8457     > und er sagt doch zu mir: "Ist aber mit Untertiteln." Sag ich: "Na prima!"
8458     > Fragt er: "Wieso, was ist denn daran so interessant, wenn man nichts
8459     > versteht?"
8460 root 1.387 %
8461 root 1.1 [de.alt.anime]
8462     Bei meiner Videothek fliegt ein "Ghost in the Shell" Tape
8463     "Ab18" rum. Das machte mich irgendwie stutzig weil auf
8464     der Schachtel meiner 16er zwei Szenenfotos sind, die im
8465 root 1.388 Film gar nicht vorkommen (ironischer Weise direkt über
8466 root 1.1 dem "Uncut & Unzesored" Schildchen). Andererseits ist
8467 root 1.388 mir völlig schleierhaft, was es bei dem Filmchen zu zensieren
8468 root 1.1 geben soll. Nur die oben beschriebene Feststellung hat diese
8469     Frage erneut aufgeworfen.
8470     ji!
8471 root 1.387 %
8472 root 1.1 I do worry about syntactic clutter, ever since my daughter came
8473     in, looked over my shoulder, and said, "What is that, swearing?"
8474     [Larry Wall]
8475 root 1.387 %
8476 root 1.1 Der letzte untergegangene altisraelitische Stamm war der der
8477     Altpreussen.
8478     - Norbert Marzahn am 15.8.98 in
8479     de.soc.politik.deutschland
8480 root 1.387 %
8481 root 1.1 > > Aber die Theorien, die Norbert aufstellt, ueber zum Beispiel die
8482     > > gegossenen Steinformen, die sich hochdruecken, den fuerchterlichen
8483     > > Kometen, der im vergangenen August die Erde zerstoert hat und solche
8484     > > Sachen find ich wirklich Klasse ;-)
8485     >
8486 root 1.388 > Jau. Und erstmal seine Erklärungsversuche, wenn's mal wieder nichts
8487     > geworden ist (wo bleibt eigentlich der Planet X, der während der
8488 root 1.1 > Syonnenfinsternis auftauchen sollte?)...
8489    
8490 root 1.388 Drei Tage Dunkelheit und viele Trümmerteile sollte er bringen, gell,
8491 root 1.1 Norbert?
8492 root 1.387 %
8493 root 1.208 Marzahnismen: http://www.bruhaha.de/normarz.html
8494 root 1.1 Norbert Marzahn sagt: Ich besitze die Mittel, um
8495     "Rechts"- und "Links"-Radikalismus auszuloeschen.
8496 root 1.387 %
8497 root 1.1 http://welcome.to/levitenbuero/
8498 root 1.387 %
8499 root 1.1 <Xach> babelfish.pitney.org: "We may not get it right, but boy are we fast!"
8500 root 1.387 %
8501 root 1.1 Subject: GNU compiler
8502     From: "Steve"
8503     Date: Thu, 16 Sep 1999 19:05:03 -0400
8504     To: <gcc@gcc.gnu.org>
8505     X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 4.72.3155.0
8506    
8507     [the following was a single line, of course]
8508     I downloaded the compiler and am trying to install it and the
8509     instructions seem to be very complicated. Can you help me understand
8510     how to install them? There is no setup file and I have downloaded from
8511     several sites in the thought that I might have the wrong version. Your
8512     assistance would be greatly appreciated
8513    
8514     Thanks,
8515    
8516     Steve
8517 root 1.387 %
8518 root 1.1 [an "I am doing high end graphic design" type of person:]
8519     > Also, could someone tell me how to calculate DPI of an image? I have not
8520     > managed to figure this DPI system out, for example, if an image is a
8521     > 100?50 pixels, what's the DPI??
8522 root 1.387 %
8523 root 1.1 <tigert> xachbot, op
8524     <XachBot> tigert: I have an 88 magnum. It shoots through schools.
8525     <tigert> ahem
8526 root 1.387 %
8527 root 1.1 <tc> xachbot, acro FOOBAR
8528     -XachBot:#gimp- FOOBAR: FTP Operation Over Big Address Records | See FUBAR [Net jargon] (cached)
8529     <tc> just when you thought you had something to baffle xachbot
8530 root 1.387 %
8531 root 1.1 [the release of perl 5.000]
8532     Date: Mon, 17 Oct 94 16:48:04 -0700
8533     From: Larry Wall <lwall@scalpel.netlabs.com>
8534     Subject: It's soup.
8535    
8536     Okay, it's there.
8537    
8538     ftp://ftp.netlabs.com/pub/outgoing/perl5.0/perl5.000.tar.gz
8539    
8540     The first one who tells me about a bug in it gets shot.
8541    
8542     Larry
8543 root 1.387 %
8544 root 1.1 l33+ h4X0rz
8545 root 1.387 %
8546 root 1.1 # A random text generator using Markov chains
8547     perl -e 'while(<>){$f.= $_}@l=split(/\s+/, $f);for($i=0;$i<@l-1;$i++){$W{$l[$i]
8548     }.=" ".$l[$i+1];}sub a{$w=$l[1]}&a;sub b{print "\n"}while($w){if(!($W{$w})){&b;
8549     &b;&a;last if ($q++>3);}print"$w ";@p=split(/ /,$W{$w});$c=@p;until($s=int(rand
8550     ($c))){1}$w=$p[$s]}&b' big_text_file
8551 root 1.387 %
8552 root 1.1 > && d'oh! i knew that! can she allow her lusers to use deja? here is the url
8553     > && for the post with the whole description of how i used -P
8554     >
8555     > Well, access to deja isn't forbidden, but access to the keyboard is.
8556     > And there's no mouse.
8557     >
8558     > Abigail
8559    
8560     Wow. Someone else who reads usenet by osmosis... cool.
8561    
8562     Matt.
8563 root 1.387 %
8564 root 1.1 Ok, our threads aren't so bad. Python's have one big
8565     giant global interpreter lock. :-)
8566    
8567     - --tom
8568 root 1.387 %
8569 root 1.1 From: Linus Torvalds <torvalds@transmeta.com>
8570     Date: Fri, 6 Aug 1999 11:42:19 -0700 (PDT)
8571    
8572     On Fri, 6 Aug 1999, Hubert Mantel wrote:
8573     >
8574     > So the huge ISDN update in proposed-2.2.11 will be removed from the final
8575     > 2.2.11 release?
8576    
8577     [ Irritated mode: FULL BLAST ]
8578    
8579     Are you being stupid on purpose, or were you born that way?
8580    
8581     Go back and read the thread. Read why I'm irritated. READ. THINK.
8582 root 1.387 %
8583 root 1.1 Understanding is a three edged sword. Do you *want* to get the point?
8584 root 1.387 %
8585 root 1.1 ["MVS uses quite heavy algorithms for swapping"]
8586     On Mon, Aug 02, 1999 at 07:55:32PM +0200, Lieven Marchand wrote:
8587     > Last time I looked at it, it got to the point they had moved some
8588     > ASSISTs into microcode. IIRC, some manipulations of the process
8589     > block. I doubt Intel/Sun/MIPS/IBM is going to accomodate Linux quite
8590     > that much ;-)
8591    
8592     IBM is really really good on process technology. They have had to be.
8593 root 1.387 %
8594 root 1.1 MVS spends a lot of time running OS algorithms to allow full
8595     preemption that Linux wastes on running user applications.
8596 root 1.387 %
8597 root 1.1 [comments on the gcc-2.95 release]
8598     <QUOTE>
8599     I'm having problems compiling it for HP-UX 10.20. Any ideas?
8600    
8601     (I haven't actually finished downloading it yet, but I just know I'm
8602     gonna have problems with this crappy OS ;-)
8603     </QUOTE>
8604 root 1.387 %
8605 root 1.1 The Internet interprets Windows as damage,
8606     and routes around it.
8607    
8608     Roger Larsson
8609 root 1.388 Skellefteå
8610 root 1.387 %
8611 root 1.1 [configuring gcc]
8612     Noone should use --prefix=/usr without --with-local-prefix=/usr/local
8613 root 1.387 %
8614 root 1.1 'You can solve any programming problem with another level of indirection,
8615     except the problem of too many levels of indirection.'
8616 root 1.387 %
8617 root 1.1 [http://www.itknowledge.com/tpj/issues/vol4_1/tpj0401-0015.html]
8618    
8619     Z-code interpreters have also been written in Java; unfortunately, when it
8620     comes to cross-platform compatibility, Java's user-interface classes are
8621     finicky and unstable--just ask anyone who's tried to reason with the AWT
8622     on different JVMs.
8623    
8624     [and later]
8625    
8626     Pilfer is a practical implementation of two of the cardinal rules of
8627     adventure gaming:
8628    
8629     1.Anything that is not nailed down is mine.
8630     2.Anything that I can pry loose is not nailed down.
8631 root 1.387 %
8632 root 1.1 [the ||-operator can be thought of as "or", && can be thought of as
8633     "and", but how would you call the ??-operator?]
8634    
8635     >>>>> "NK" == Nathan Kurz <nate@valleytel.net> writes:
8636    
8637     NK> ?? -> huh?
8638    
8639     That's a great name. The huh? operator.
8640    
8641     <chaim>
8642 root 1.387 %
8643 root 1.1 `One of the reasons we continue to use Fortran is that it's easier to fix
8644     code written without attention to such details in Fortran than in other
8645     languages. To put it another way, Fortran is the only language where
8646     people who barely get by with their numerical skills can "write useful
8647     numerical code." Many times those people are the only experts in their
8648     specialty available to put a needed procedure into practice.'
8649 root 1.387 %
8650 root 1.1 [Moderator der Sending "Teatime" auf "Radio Okerwelle", 1999-07-12]
8651 root 1.388 Ich muß schließlich hören was ich sage, damit ich weiß, was ich denke.
8652 root 1.387 %
8653 root 1.1 [Dr. Dobbs #8, 1999, describing how you can AVOID downloading or executing
8654     Java applets, scripts and ActiveX controls while _parsing_(!) an html
8655     page]
8656     ... you must utilize IOleControl::OnAmbientPropertyChange with the
8657     value DISPID_AMBIENT_DLCONTROL. Before you can do this, however, you
8658     must call IOleObject::SetClientSite so that IOleControl will work
8659     properly. This is the reason you derive from IOleClientSite, even
8660     though you don't extend its functionality in any way. After the call to
8661     OnAmbientPropertyChange, IE4 will call your Invoke method to check the
8662     value of DISPID_AMBIENT_DLCONTROL. Invoke simply sets the correct bits to
8663     disable the behaviour you don't want and returns NOERROR.
8664     [Still interested in knowing how you can disable the "file not found"
8665     dialog box that will pop up when you try to parse a non-accessible file?]
8666 root 1.387 %
8667 root 1.1 [Linus, whom I quote rarely ;-]
8668     Message passing as the fundamental operation of the OS is just an
8669     excercise in computer science masturbation. It may feel good, but you
8670     don't actually get anything DONE.
8671 root 1.387 %
8672 root 1.1 Advantages of Windows NT over Linux:
8673     * It's easier to explain the crash was not your fault.
8674     * You've to remember only one solution all to your problems: Reboot.
8675     * You can use your mouse to type an email-message.
8676 root 1.387 %
8677 root 1.1 > 1) On the PIII, there is the capability to get a system unique serial
8678     > number from the CPU. Does Linux read this data already? Is there plans to
8679     > read the serial number and then disable the capability (maybe so you could
8680     > get the serial number from the OS)?
8681    
8682     Current Linux disables it and doesn't save the value.
8683 root 1.387 %
8684 root 1.1 [CRYPTO-GRAM 1999-06-15]
8685     "Microsoft set the security state-of-the-art back 25 years with DOS, and
8686     they have continued that legacy to this day."
8687 root 1.387 %
8688 root 1.1 [From "The Elements Of Style: UNIX As Literature", by Thomas Scoville]
8689     "In a world increasingly dominated by image culture (TV, movies, .jpg
8690     files), UNIX remains rooted in the culture of the word."
8691 root 1.387 %
8692 root 1.1 > If it is clearly documented that will not happen.
8693    
8694     Yeah, sure. Unfortunately, if the "correct" treatment of this feature
8695     means to change a dozen source files (and rth's comments make me fear
8696     that that's the case), the chance that someone, somewhere forgets to say
8697     exactly why these changes were necessary (and on what other changes in
8698     other files they depend) is far larger than I want to consider. We've
8699     seen this before. Lucky we are that some long time gcc-hackers are
8700     still among us, who might remark: Oh yes, that's undefined by the C
8701     Standard, but it happens to be an extension gcc supports ... Seen that,
8702     got the T-shirt.
8703 root 1.387 %
8704 root 1.1 Subject: Re: Linux and aliasing?
8705     From: Joe Buck <jbuck@Synopsys.COM>
8706     Date: Fri, 4 Jun 99 10:00:16 PDT
8707     To: torvalds@transmeta.com (Linus Torvalds)
8708     Cc: craig@jcb-sc.com, jbuck@Synopsys.COM, mark@codesourcery.com,
8709     davem@redhat.com, chip@perlsupport.com, egcs@egcs.cygnus.com
8710     X-Mailer: ELM [version 2.3 PL11]
8711    
8712     Linus writes, to Craig:
8713    
8714     > I haven't maintained a compiler long-term. I _have_ maintained a larger,
8715     > and arguably mode complex system with many more degrees of freedom and
8716     > thus choices than gcc.
8717    
8718     No, gcc is substantially larger than the Linux kernel (on the order of 10x
8719     larger, as anyone can easily verify). gcc does not need to deal with race
8720     conditions, so in that sense it is simpler, but in other respects it is
8721     far more complex than the kernel.
8722    
8723     [NOTE for the reader: this is not really true, as the device drivers
8724     bomb the comparison away, but the complexity argument still holds]
8725    
8726     [ personal insults deleted, perhaps the author is in need of a vacation ]
8727 root 1.387 %
8728 root 1.1 Subject: Re: Linux and aliasing?
8729     From: craig@jcb-sc.com
8730     To: torvalds@transmeta.com
8731    
8732     >I want the _user_ to be able to give input.
8733     [...]
8734     >I happen to think that the "explicit cast invalidates the alias
8735     >information" rule is the simplest and best one, and gives the user the
8736     >best control without adding things like new attributes or other ways to
8737     >let the user be in control.
8738    
8739     In other words, you believe you are a better language designer than
8740     the ISO C people as well as the gcc maintainers, despite the fact
8741     that you know, what, *nothing* about language design, and *nothing*
8742     about compiler design and, especially, long-term maintenance of
8743     compilers?
8744 root 1.387 %
8745 root 1.1 Subject: Re: Linux and aliasing?
8746     From: Joe Buck <jbuck@Synopsys.COM>
8747    
8748     Linus writes:
8749     > Oh, you don't expect me to complain about bad code generation when I know
8750     > gcc could do better?
8751    
8752     Oh, don't worry, we expect you to complain, and in a rude and insulting
8753     matter at that. We're used to it. It seems that you were a nicer guy
8754     before you had so many worshippers.
8755 root 1.387 %
8756 root 1.1 Subject: Re: Linux and aliasing?
8757     From: Branko Cibej <branko.cibej@hermes.si>
8758     Date: Fri, 04 Jun 1999 10:07:09 +0200
8759     To: egcs@egcs.cygnus.com
8760     X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.6 [en] (WinNT; I)
8761    
8762     Linus Torvalds wrote:
8763    
8764     > I think it's a damn shame that instead of technical arguments _everything_
8765     > revolves around people reading the standard as if it was the bible, and
8766     > trying to make people feel guilty for not really caring. It's not a sin to
8767     > just want to get good code without having to do magic contortions, guys.
8768    
8769     Why, Linus, it's trivial to do! Use MSVC instead of egcs, then you can do
8770    
8771     #pragma optimize("a", on/off)
8772    
8773     around every single statement, if you like. It even supports anonymous unions
8774     _and_ structs, and is only slightly influenced by the ISO C standard.
8775    
8776     They'll even sell you a version that can generate code for the alpha!
8777    
8778     >:->
8779    
8780     Brane
8781    
8782    
8783     P.S.: Just for the record: I, a "real user" and (imnsho) a "clever programmer"
8784     who "know what I'm doing", at least most of the time, and who do not "read the
8785     standard as if it were a bible", vote for having a standard-conforming
8786     compiler that's not bloated by a ton of marginally useful (or even useless)
8787     features. If I want featuritis, I know where I can get it.
8788    
8789    
8790     P.P.S: They can't even spell "optimise" ...
8791 root 1.387 %
8792 root 1.1 You can have it Soon, Cheap, and Working; choose *two*
8793 root 1.387 %
8794 root 1.1 "Scientific" studies have found that a 2.2.x Linux router with
8795     fast-switching enabled, using Tulip 100baseT cards, can melt a
8796     high-end Cisco's 100baseT interfaces.
8797 root 1.387 %
8798 root 1.1 1) Thread switching is faster than process switching by a little bit on Linux
8799     2) Process switching on linux is faster than thread switching on NT
8800     3) Almost anything is faster than process switching on NT
8801 root 1.387 %
8802 root 1.1 [gimp-developers, on the use of keyboard modifiers for drawing tools]
8803    
8804     > Simple. Powerful. Fast. Choose at most two.
8805    
8806     Perhaps this should be an option in the preferences dialog? :)
8807 root 1.387 %
8808 root 1.1 [perl is cryptic??]
8809     Subject: @{$${->{{{{~{}~{{{NO CARRIER
8810     From: Jarkko Hietaniemi <jhi@iki.fi>
8811     Date: Mon, 24 May 1999 21:55:37 +0300 (EET DST)
8812    
8813     We have still a long way to go-- from the zsh-workers mailing list:
8814    
8815     : Just thought of a trivial way to take a lot of grief out of parameter
8816     : substitution. This patch makes the following valid:
8817     :
8818     : ${${${${(f)"$(typeset)"}:#*local *\=*}%%\=*}##* }
8819     :
8820     : replacing the equivalent but grotesquer
8821     :
8822     : "${(@)${(@)${(@)${(@f)$(typeset)}:#*local *\=*}%%\=*}##* }"
8823 root 1.387 %
8824 root 1.1 Long noun chains don't automatically imply security. - Bruce Schneier
8825 root 1.387 %
8826 root 1.1 > |> Spoken as a true C programmer. However you are wrong. Case-preserving, but
8827     > |> insensitive, is the CORRECT way for file systems. Capitalization should not
8828     > |> matter for interpretation of a file name just as it doesn't matter for
8829     > |> interpreting words in any human language.
8830     >
8831     > This is wrong. In German, there is a big difference between "paar" und
8832     > "Paar" (the first meaning "a few", the second "pair").
8833    
8834     The classic example:
8835    
8836     "Ich habe liebe Genossen in Moskau" - I've got dead comreds in Moscow.
8837     "Ich habe Liebe genossen in Moskau" - I enjoyed love in Moscow.
8838 root 1.387 %
8839 root 1.1 [do we need oo-style IO::File class in perl?]
8840     >_You_ aren't gonna code "use IO::File".
8841    
8842     And there's no reason for anyone else to, either, especially
8843     once Nick finishes the Larry-blessed autovivification of
8844     lvaluabled undefs in open(), socket(), etc.
8845    
8846     What's next, a String class for Perl?
8847    
8848     --tom
8849 root 1.387 %
8850 root 1.1 [some example of the kind of mail I sometimes receive:]
8851     i was just trying to help u out not hurt you in anyway ok i have the fbi
8852     working on something for me
8853     u havent done anything to me ok and the sherriffs department came by to talk
8854     to me nutting concerning y ok
8855     piece
8856     russ
8857 root 1.387 %
8858 root 1.1 [From "Basic Information about Unix", common commands:]
8859    
8860     pico (text editor for beginners)
8861     vi (text editor for advanced users)
8862     emacs (text editor for advanced users)
8863     ed (text editor for beginners)
8864 root 1.387 %
8865 root 1.1 There is no reason in principle that a Perl script shouldn't start with
8866    
8867     use Python;
8868    
8869     and appear to work exactly like Python from there to the end of the file.
8870     Except maybe faster. :-)
8871    
8872     Larry
8873 root 1.387 %
8874 root 1.1 > Perl6 gives us an opportunity to re-examine every feature at a microscopic level.
8875    
8876     just what I'm afraid of... I thought this was to be Perl6, not Perl
8877     2010.
8878    
8879     (Perl 2010: The Spaced Oddity?)
8880 root 1.387 %
8881 root 1.1 The X.25 specification is not a particularly easy document to
8882     read. Contrary to expectations, it does not make great use of diagrams
8883     and tables that help to explain the workings of the protocols that
8884     it contains. Instead the document makes use of many ambiguous English
8885     descriptions of the actions that should take place, allied with a complete
8886     lack of fluency in its prose descriptions, make for a very confusing
8887     document. It is a wonder that any correct X.25 implementations have ever
8888     been created.
8889 root 1.387 %
8890 root 1.1 > Joe: (walking into McDonalds) Hi, I'd like a Big Mac.
8891     >
8892     > Cashier: Okay, here's your Big Mac and here's your Coke. That'll be
8893     > $3.99.
8894     >
8895     > Joe: Uh, I don't want a Coke.
8896     >
8897     > Cashier: Sorry, they're bundled.
8898     >
8899     > Joe: What? I'm not paying for a Coke!
8900     >
8901     > Cashier: You don't; the Coke is free.
8902     >
8903     > Joe: But wasn't a Big Mac $2.49 last week?
8904     >
8905     > Cashier: Sure, but this latest Big Mac is far more innovative. It's
8906     > got integrated Coke!
8907     >
8908     > Joe: I already bought a Snapple across the street... I'm not going
8909     > to drink the Coke.
8910     >
8911     > Cashier: Then you can't have the burger.
8912     >
8913     > Joe: Okay, fine, I will pay the $3.99 and throw the Coke away.
8914     >
8915     > Cashier: Oh, you can't do that. They're seamlessly integrated. Totally
8916     > inseparable.
8917     >
8918     > Joe: How can that be? They're two totally separate things!
8919     >
8920     > Cashier: No, watch. (takes Big Mac, dunks it in a tank of Coke) See?
8921     >
8922     > Joe: Why did you just do that?!
8923     >
8924     > Cashier: It's a benefit to the consumer. Otherwise you'd end up with
8925     > two different, inconsistent tastes. This way you're assured of a
8926     > continuous taste across all your foods.
8927 root 1.387 %
8928 root 1.1 Threads are like salt. I like salt, you like salt, we all
8929     like salt, but we eat more pasta than salt.
8930 root 1.40 Rob Pike
8931 root 1.387 %
8932 root 1.1 From: Nathan Torkington <gnat@frii.com>
8933    
8934     Don't be bitten by Perl, get crushed by Python.
8935     Python: Perl for the punctuation-phobic.
8936     It takes 4 days for a python to digest a hamster, but only 2 days
8937     for you to digest this book.
8938     Python: it's really better but nobody uses it.
8939     Python: just for the whitespace of it.
8940     Join The Trickle
8941     Python: more popular than Dylan!
8942     Python: not written by crackheads in a gutter!
8943     Are you uptight? Try our new Python Hangups series.
8944 root 1.387 %
8945 root 1.1 Well Microsoft announced this new language called COOL which I can
8946     honestly say that I have seen NO CRAPPY CODE written in. OTOH it appears
8947     that to achieve this miraculous status by the simple technique of being
8948     complete and utter vapourware.
8949    
8950     Microsoft, taking the Business out of COBOL.
8951 root 1.387 %
8952 root 1.1 [From "Programming Perl"]
8953    
8954     We will encourage you to develop the three great virtues of a
8955     programmer: laziness, impatience and hubris
8956 root 1.387 %
8957 root 1.1 [Alexander Stepanov, creator of the STL]:
8958    
8959     Yes. STL is not object oriented. I think that object orientedness is
8960     almost as much of a hoax as Artificial Intelligence. I have yet to
8961     see an interesting piece of code that comes from these OO people. In
8962     a sense, I am unfair to AI: I learned a lot of stuff from the MIT AI
8963     Lab crowd, they have done some really fundamental work: Bill Gosper's
8964     Hakmem is one of the best things for a programmer to read. AI might
8965     not have had a serious foundation, but it produced Gosper and Stallman
8966     (Emacs), Moses (Macsyma) and Sussman (Scheme, together with Guy Steele). I
8967     find OOP technically unsound. It attempts to decompose the world in
8968     terms of interfaces that vary on a single type. To deal with the real
8969     problems you need multisorted algebras - families of interfaces that
8970     span multiple types. I find OOP philosophically unsound. It claims that
8971     everything is an object. Even if it is true it is not very interesting -
8972     saying that everything is an object is saying nothing at all. I find OOP
8973     methodologically wrong. It starts with classes. It is as if mathematicians
8974     would start with axioms. You do not start with axioms - you start with
8975     proofs. Only when you have found a bunch of related proofs, can you
8976     come up with axioms. You end with axioms. The same thing is true in
8977     programming: you have to start with interesting algorithms. Only when you
8978     understand them well, can you come up with an interface that will let them
8979     work.
8980     [...]
8981     You can't write a generic max() in Java that takes two arguments of some
8982     type and has a return value of that same type. Inheritance and interfaces
8983     don't help. And if they cannot implement max or swap or linear search,
8984     what chances do they have to implement really complex stuff? These are my
8985     litmus tests: if a language allows me to implement max and swap and linear
8986     search generically - then it has some potential.
8987     [...] Java is clearly an example of a money oriented programming (MOP).
8988     It might be successful - after all, MS DOS was - and it might be a
8989     profitable thing for all your readers to learn Java, but it has no
8990     intellectual value whatsoever.
8991    
8992     [Later, on OMG protocols like CORBA]
8993     I am old enough to remember all the networking standards that were coming
8994     out in the seventies. Who remembers them now?
8995 root 1.387 %
8996 root 1.1 [Stiftung Warentest "test", WDR 19990419:]
8997 root 1.388 "Schlechtes muß nicht billig sein..."
8998 root 1.387 %
8999 root 1.1 [/bin/false on solaris]
9000     #!/usr/bin/sh
9001     # Copyright (c) 1984, 1986, 1987, 1988, 1989 AT&T
9002     # All Rights Reserved
9003    
9004     # THIS IS UNPUBLISHED PROPRIETARY SOURCE CODE OF AT&T
9005     # The copyright notice above does not evidence any
9006     # actual or intended publication of such source code.
9007    
9008     #ident "@(#)false.sh 1.6 93/01/11 SMI" /* SVr4.0 1.3 */
9009     [obvious invocation of exit snipped to avoid lawsuit. Yup, *1* line.]
9010 root 1.387 %
9011 root 1.1 <Aspirin> but ee uses imlib, and imlib is documented to take 4.7 days to start up on a 486 by Alan Cox.
9012 root 1.387 %
9013 root 1.1 When a tar built for SunOS runs under Solaris, it's incapable of opening
9014     or creating files with "lib/locale" in the path. It replaces that part of
9015     the path with "lib/oldlocale".
9016 root 1.387 %
9017 root 1.1 [Bruce Schneier in CRYPTO-GRAM, 19990315]
9018    
9019     "Microsoft prefers to treat security holes as a public relations problem,
9020     rather than fixing the actual problem."
9021    
9022     [further down: the official answer from Microsoft about a problem where
9023     just viewing a website would invisibly run unrestricted code on your
9024     machine]
9025    
9026     "Microsoft appreciates your input regarding this issue, however in lieu
9027     of modern technology being what it is, we all need to be personally
9028     responsible for knowing what we are downloading off the internet."
9029    
9030     [see http://www.panix.com/~dfoster/sec/chrono.html]
9031 root 1.387 %
9032 root 1.1 [Steve Funston wrote to me, after I unsubscribed him from gimp-perl for
9033     spamming:]
9034    
9035     >fuck you ass hole duh you are just a big fucker
9036     >>
9037     >>An error was generated by your request to our servers:
9038     >>------------------------------------------------------
9039     >>
9040     >>Your Email: bfunston@mich.com
9041     >>
9042     >>ERROR: You are not a member of this list.
9043    
9044     [and later, misquoting my name:]
9045     >mark is not only a big fat liar but he is an ass hole.
9046 root 1.387 %
9047 root 1.1 [How much of the microsoft shares does Bill Gates hold?]
9048     He has 19.8%. Paul Allen has 5.5%. Steve Ballmer has 4.7%.
9049 root 1.387 %
9050 root 1.1 > And what's wrong with being named Peter?
9051     If linus was peter, Linux would be called penix? (just guessing) ;)
9052 root 1.387 %
9053 root 1.1 According to Microsoft KnowledgeBase article Q216641, Microsoft Windows
9054     95/98 are limited to an uptime of *exactly* 49.7 days.
9055    
9056     --found by Vincent Janelle (Random)
9057 root 1.387 %
9058 root 1.1 > Leave that to RMS.
9059    
9060     If you had just sat through the horrific panel with Larry,
9061     RMS, Richard, and Linus, you would want to leave a whole lot
9062     else to RMS -- like a couple of megatons of the manure that
9063     he's full of.
9064    
9065     Support BSD/Linux.
9066    
9067     --tom
9068 root 1.387 %
9069 root 1.1 "The FSF is a cult -- don't support them." --Rob Pike
9070 root 1.387 %
9071 root 1.1 We are Linux. Resistance is an indication that you missed the point.
9072 root 1.387 %
9073 root 1.1 > Perhaps the cracker himself (itself? ;) isn't bright enough to delete shell
9074     > history, but his shrink-wrapped cracking tools might be a lot brighter...
9075    
9076     Some of them are. A surprising number aren't. A personal favorite of
9077     mine was the log from a cracker who couldn't figure out how to untar
9078     and install the trojan package he'd ftped onto the machine. he tried a
9079     few times, and then eventually gave up and logged out.
9080 root 1.387 %
9081 root 1.1 [on channel #gimp]
9082    
9083     [msg(Xachbot)] insult me
9084     [XachBot(xachbot@home.xach.com)] schmorp: David Miller would never approve of that.
9085 root 1.387 %
9086 root 1.1 [the creation]
9087     http://www.toodarkpark.org/caffeine-cgi-bin/textfile/net-hx.txt
9088 root 1.387 %
9089 root 1.1 THE LESSER-KNOWN PROGRAMMING LANGUAGES #12: LITHP
9090    
9091     This otherwise unremarkable language is distinguished by the absence of
9092     an "S" in its character set; users must substitute "TH". LITHP is said
9093     to be useful in protheththing lithtth.
9094 root 1.387 %
9095 root 1.1 Ich zog hier nur einen Pseudoschluss aus dieser sache, den ich nicht
9096     selbst schliesse.
9097     Norbert Harry Marzahn, selbsternannter "Judaaer"
9098     am 13.12.98 in de.alt.ufo
9099 root 1.387 %
9100 root 1.1 According to Gurusamy Sarathy:
9101     > "Resistance is futile, you will be modularized."
9102    
9103     No:
9104    
9105     use Borg;
9106     make_threat(-type => 'standard', -doom => 'modularized');
9107    
9108     --
9109     Chip Salzenberg - a.k.a. - <chip@perlsupport.com>
9110 root 1.387 %
9111 root 1.1 "And over here, ladies and gentlemen, may I draw your attention to
9112     the 'posicks box', a mechanism within one of the late 20th century
9113     sub-I hardware gestalt integration agents (then called 'operating
9114     systems', this particular one being referred to as 'windows' by
9115     its commercial-mimetic sustainer), designed so as to provide the
9116     appearance and functionality required to comply with one of the few
9117     agreed-upon integration schemas (sub-I, of course) available at the
9118     time. Unsurprising given the non-integration imperitives used by the
9119     agent's sustainter, this mechanism was demonstrated to be an ingenious
9120     non-integration ploy that, while supporting the integration schema,
9121     failed to support the local interconnect schemas that this agent
9122     specialized in. This produced a classic focus rift in the knowledge
9123     pool, benefiting the sustainer in the short run due to the focus
9124     concentration facilities available to commericial-class mimetic
9125     sustainers. Practically, this wasn't a significant loss, in the long
9126     run, as neither the 'windows' or 'posicks' schemas were relevant to
9127     modern quasi-I agents. These two do live on, however, in a few niches.
9128     'posicks' is used as the integration schema between most nano-scale
9129     logic units (a fact that only a few meta-experts still need to be
9130     aware of), and 'windows' survives, for religious-mimetic reasons, as
9131     the human-communication agent in a few stereotypical toasters and soap
9132     dispensers."
9133    
9134     [Kenneth Albanowski]
9135 root 1.387 %
9136 root 1.1 Perl ist ein Schmerzmittel.
9137     Wenn Du bei der Speicherverwaltung oder der Stringverarbeitung
9138     unter C Schmerzen hast, nimm Perl.
9139     -- Kristian Koehntopp
9140 root 1.387 %
9141 root 1.1 > Why Windows NT Server 4.0 continues to exist in the enterprise would be a
9142     > topic appropriate for an investigative report in the field of psychology or
9143     > marketing, not an article on information technology -- John Kirch
9144 root 1.387 %
9145 root 1.388 [bei einer mündlichen Nachprüfung in BWL, Uni Hamburg]
9146 root 1.1
9147     Prof: "Was ist Agio?"
9148 root 1.388 Student: "Weiß ich nicht."
9149 root 1.1 Prof: "OK, durchgefallen!
9150 root 1.388 Student: "Ich habe aber Anspruch auf drei Fragen in der mündlichen Prüfung!"
9151 root 1.1 Prof: "Klar, was ist Disagio?"
9152     Student: "..."
9153     Prof: "...und was ist der Unterschied zwischen Agio und Disagio?"
9154     Student: "..."
9155     Prof: "...durchgefallen!"
9156 root 1.387 %
9157 root 1.1 Chaim Frenkel <chaimf@pobox.com> writes:
9158    
9159     > Just morbid curiosity,
9160     >
9161     > Are there _any_ unix boxes that _can't_ build Perl?
9162    
9163     Yes. Broken ones.
9164    
9165     dgris
9166 root 1.387 %
9167 root 1.1 "The kerastion is a musical instrument which cannot be heard."
9168     -- A Borges story in ten words.
9169 root 1.387 %
9170 root 1.1 "C combines the power of assembly language
9171     with the flexibility of assembly language."
9172 root 1.387 %
9173 root 1.1 ...
9174    
9175     <AOL>
9176    
9177     Me too!
9178    
9179     </AOL>
9180    
9181     Tig
9182 root 1.387 %
9183 root 1.1 ping -p 2b2b2b415448300d <hostname>
9184 root 1.387 %
9185 root 1.1 unzip;strip;touch;finger;mount;fsck;more;yes;umount;sleep
9186 root 1.387 %
9187 root 1.1 From: Dick Balaska <dick@buckosoft.com>
9188    
9189     I sit behind an NT dual P2/400 256MB for too many hours each day. It is
9190     "slow". One of my (fun) tasks is CD mastering. When i'm loading a 500MB
9191     wav file into the editor, the machine goes useless for two minutes while
9192     loading the wave file. Basically its just reading the file and writing it
9193     to swap. The CPU is at 5%. No Alt-Tab between apps during that time. No
9194     chance of putting the mouse over a button (too many dropped ticks). The
9195     NT kernel is just sitting waiting for I/O completions.
9196    
9197     Linux would be embarrassed to be that bad.
9198    
9199     I expected M$ to never fix this because its not "broken". However, i
9200     expect billg to start reading the above mentioned literal benchmarks and
9201     get really really pissed.
9202    
9203     Especially since i believe 1999 and 2000 to see Linux *really* start
9204     to cut into M$'s server market share.
9205 root 1.387 %
9206 root 1.1 > Hello I'm wondering if there's a lower traffic mailing list that exists
9207     > that's strictly important kernel announcements and not general chat. I
9208     > need to stay informed but I can't handle 250 messages in a 24 hour
9209     > period.
9210     >
9211     > Sorry for the insignificant post..
9212     > Nic
9213     >
9214    
9215     Thank you for contributing to the problem.
9216    
9217     -hpa
9218 root 1.387 %
9219 root 1.1 grep... grep... grep... (frog with unix stuck in his throat)
9220 root 1.387 %
9221 root 1.1 "If users are made to understand that the system administrator's job is to
9222     make computers run, and not to make them happy, they can, in fact, be made
9223     happy most of the time. If users are allowed to believe that the system
9224     administrator's job is to make them happy, they can, in fact, never be made
9225     happy."
9226     - - -Paul Evans (as quoted by Barb Dijker in "Managing Support Staff", LISA '97)
9227 root 1.387 %
9228 root 1.1 From: "Daniel P. Stasinski" <dannys@KAREMOR.COM>
9229     Subject: Microsoft Hotmail
9230     To: BUGTRAQ@NETSPACE.ORG
9231    
9232     I contacted Microsoft/Hotmail asking them to close the account
9233     of that was listed in the backdoored tcp wrapper source code.
9234     I also forwarded the offending code.
9235    
9236     The word back from them is that they will not close it. Theft
9237     of passwords and hacking does not violate thier terms of
9238     service.
9239    
9240     Daniel
9241 root 1.387 %
9242 root 1.1 Any UNIX-killer must also have:
9243     ...
9244     * cool name like Linux (serious, these fail: GNU Hurd FreeBSD 386BSD)
9245 root 1.387 %
9246 root 1.1 "Not all things worth doing are worth doing well."
9247     It's a phrase I use a lot. :-)
9248     [RJL]
9249 root 1.387 %
9250 root 1.1 As John Whittaker says: ``It's UNIX. That doesn't necessarily mean it's
9251     right.''
9252 root 1.387 %
9253 root 1.1 [Richard Stallman on the new _Pragma operator in C9X:]
9254    
9255     Amazing--they actually listened.
9256 root 1.387 %
9257 root 1.1 That "UNIX" term is very negative. People often associate it with
9258     SCO OpenServer, Wyse terminals, and 60 people on a 386. The UNIX
9259     that people know is just awful. It looks something like this:
9260    
9261     # less foo
9262     sh: command not found
9263     # more foo
9264     sh: command not found
9265     # emacs foo
9266     sh: command not found
9267     # ed foo
9268     0
9269     help
9270     ?
9271     quit
9272     ?
9273     exit
9274     ?
9275     DIE!!!!!!!!!!
9276     ?
9277    
9278     [Albert D. Cahalan]
9279 root 1.387 %
9280 root 1.1 Subject: Re: Stop blib warning in future releases?
9281     From: andreas.koenig@anima.de (Andreas J. Koenig)
9282     Date: 05 Jan 1999 03:15:37 +0100
9283    
9284     tim> Sure. Strictly speaking
9285    
9286     tim> use blib ':quiet';
9287    
9288     tim> would be most correct in style.
9289    
9290     Only German native speakers are allowed to treat adverbs adjectively.
9291     For the rest I'd recommend [...]
9292 root 1.387 %
9293 root 1.1 [A new U.S. Law implementing a WIPO treaty]
9294     No person shall circumvent a technological protection measure that
9295     effectively controls access to a work protected under this title
9296     [Or, in other words, applied cryptanalysis will be illegal.
9297     too bad --- ]
9298 root 1.387 %
9299 root 1.1 Microsoft - Is it going to work today?
9300 root 1.387 %
9301 root 1.1 Subject: Re: [gimp-devel] GIF plugin legal issues
9302    
9303     > Actually, my understanding is that Unisys doesn't currently enforce the
9304     > licensing cost on free software, but maybe I am mistaken.
9305    
9306     The general wording, spoken by an unnamed GIMP developer, is, if you'll
9307     pardon the language, "Unisys can go fuck itself."
9308 root 1.387 %
9309 root 1.1 [once on linux-kernel:]
9310     > >who are you why on yahoo when iprint sf16fmi i fond you i need drv
9311     > Does anyone have the secret decoder ring to make sense of this?
9312     he's confused about us showing up in a search match on yahoo, but needs
9313     driver(s) for his sf16fmi thingy.
9314 root 1.387 %
9315 root 1.1 > Did you try to compile kdeadmin from the CVS tree ?
9316    
9317     No I ran the KDE binaries. Im not interested in broken programs that
9318     include wrong #include files in their source.
9319 root 1.387 %
9320 root 1.1 [unix-faq]
9321    
9322     Someday, you are going to accidentally type something like
9323     "rm * .foo", and find you just deleted "*" instead of "*.foo".
9324     Consider it a rite of passage.
9325 root 1.387 %
9326 root 1.1 "There's one word that strikes fear into nuclear scientists..."
9327     "Oops."
9328     -- MST3K
9329 root 1.387 %
9330 root 1.1 Seems like 80-bit spills would be closer to IEEE, if not close enough to
9331     claim full support. Off-hand I'd say people would be happier with
9332     those numeric properties than with the current situation.
9333    
9334     I'll think about the esoterica (probably break down and ask people here).
9335     It would certainly make gcc the most reliable x86 floating-point compiler
9336     I know. Sun's does something similar to -ffloat-store by default (gee,
9337     look at how fast that ultra is), and Microsoft's runs off the end of the
9338     stack at run-time . I don't know what Intel's does, so I'm not considering
9339     it. ;)
9340 root 1.387 %
9341 root 1.1 >I was using the localtime function to change time_t into it's various
9342     >human-readable parts. I noticed that $year gets returned as 98 and
9343     >not 1998. I tested a few different unices and got the same result.
9344     >This is expected behavior based on the examples I've seen and my own
9345     >testing. My question is how is this y2k compliant?
9346    
9347     What part of your C library's documentation on localtime(3), the perlfunc
9348     documentation on the Perl localtime function, the perlfaq4 entry on `Does
9349     Perl have a year 2000 problem?', and the Y2K document on www.perl.com
9350     did you find to be unclear on the answer to this question?
9351    
9352     --tom
9353 root 1.387 %
9354 root 1.1 > * Have you ever wondered how life began ?
9355    
9356     In a laboratory somewhere at Bell Labs.
9357    
9358     >Why does it end ?
9359    
9360     Ask the X3J11 committee.
9361    
9362     > * Can you tell WHY there is life ? What is the purpose of it ?
9363     > * Can YOU do anything to make your life worth living ? WHAT ?
9364    
9365     To promote the the DEATH OF ANSI C! K+R FOREVER! DOWN WITH PORTABILITY!
9366 root 1.387 %
9367 root 1.1 "Unix *is* Perl's IDE!"
9368     -- Tom Christiansen
9369 root 1.387 %
9370 root 1.1 [Sputnik]
9371    
9372     Do you honestly think the Americans would mention a Soviet success? :-)
9373     A number of years back I saw an exhibition in the US on the development of
9374     supersonic passenger aircraft. They forgot to mention Concorde. It
9375     wouldn't surprise me in the least if most people at NASA had never heard
9376     of Sputnik.
9377 root 1.387 %
9378 root 1.1 NTFS by default adds unnecessary serialization to an extent that
9379     even older file systems such as FFS do not, and its performance
9380     characteristics reflect that. In fairness, it should be said that it is
9381     the superior approach for most removable media without software control
9382     of ejection (e.g. IBM PC floppies).
9383 root 1.387 %
9384 root 1.1 Never attribute to malice what could as well be explained by stupidity.
9385     - Hanlons razor -
9386 root 1.387 %
9387 root 1.1 Shallit's Razor: Never attribute to conspiracy what may be adequately
9388     explained by stupidity or incompetence.
9389 root 1.387 %
9390 root 1.1 According to Chris Nandor:
9391     > I thought about creating a web interface to input, edit, delete entries,
9392     > but that would have taken me longer, been more complex and less secure, and
9393     > offered no significant advantages.
9394    
9395     That one's in the quotes file. Thanks.
9396 root 1.387 %
9397 root 1.1 My friend who had a Compaq called one day when his built-in cdrom drive
9398     stopped responding. Their answer "its a virus. Reinstal Windows". So he did
9399     (?) and it still didn't work. He called them and they said "its a virus,
9400     reinstall." "But I just installed. If there is a virus, it came from YOUR
9401     quick restore disk." "No, no virus there, but you DO have a virus. My paper
9402     in front of me says so."
9403    
9404     He took it back and bought a Gateway.
9405 root 1.387 %
9406 root 1.1 9. Deinde, ne in posterum a XII kalendas aprilis aequinoctium recedat,
9407     statuimus bissextum quarto quoque anno (uti mos est) continuari debere,
9408     praeterquam in centesimis annis; qui, quamvis bissextiles antea semper
9409     fuerint, qualem etiam esse volumus annum MDC, post eum tamen qui
9410     deinceps consequentur centesimi non omnes bissextiles sint, sed in
9411     quadringentis quibusque annis primi quique tres centesimi sine bissexto
9412     transigantur, quartus vero quisque centesimus bissextilis sit, ita ut
9413     annus MDCC, MDCCC, MDCCCC bissextiles non sint. Anno vero MM, more
9414     consueto dies bissextus intercaletur, februario dies XXIX continente,
9415     idemque ordo intermittendi intercalandique bissextum diem in
9416     quadringentis quibusque annis perpetuo conservetur.
9417 root 1.387 %
9418 root 1.1 You obviously have not dealt with Microsoft Winnt 4.0
9419     and all the Service Pack then. While one Service Pack
9420     did somewhat correct the Y2K problem was not aware that
9421     2000 was in fact a leap year. There was no way to set
9422     the date to Feb 29, 2000.
9423 root 1.387 %
9424 root 1.1 "Ernst Lehmann, die Organisationsredundanz beim Cluster-Treffen"
9425 root 1.387 %
9426 root 1.388 HP Computer NEWS 3/98 about HP 2000/CN printer (page 24): "Darüber
9427 root 1.1 hinaus ... hat der HP 2000C/CN durch den Einsatz von Intel MMX-
9428     Technologie Zugriff auf deren Farbtabellen und kann so Farbbilder
9429     schneller verarbeiten" (A mistake made when translating. It's hard to
9430     get the wrong meaning if translated back to English, sorry.)
9431 root 1.387 %
9432 root 1.1 From: Robert Lipe
9433     > > I program computers with no screens and no keyboards for a living.
9434     > > Switches and front-panels are a LUXURY! :-)
9435     >
9436     > But I guess you are not _programming_ these computers without a keyboard
9437     > and/or screen.
9438    
9439     Are you familiar with the Vulcan Mind Meld?
9440 root 1.387 %
9441 root 1.1 Subject: Re: [fwd from comp.lang.python] Re: Python 2 ideas [Re: access
9442     From: Tuomas Lukka <lukka@fas.harvard.edu>
9443    
9444     On Tue, 24 Nov 1998, Ilya Zakharevich wrote:
9445     > use pedantic;
9446     > use strict 'code';
9447     >
9448     > or whatever is the syntax to switch Perl into 'dull'/'pythonish' mode.
9449    
9450     use syntax 'python';
9451    
9452     Let's just embrace&extend'em ;) ;)
9453    
9454 root 1.387 %
9455 root 1.1 Thus it was written in the epistle of Larry Wall,
9456     >
9457     > Having discussed all this thoroughly at the Hacker's Conference this
9458     > past weekend, I've come to the conclusion that Y2K will be traumatic
9459     > primarily because people *think* it will be traumatic. A panic is a
9460     > panic whether or not it's justified. People get trampled in panics.
9461     >
9462     > It should be illegal to yell "Y2K" in a crowded economy. :-)
9463 root 1.387 %
9464 root 1.1 [rfc1925]
9465     Good, Fast, Cheap: Pick any two (you can't have all three).
9466 root 1.387 %
9467 root 1.1 [Alan Cox, why not port hurd to sgi, instead of linux]
9468     > A possible minus is the message-passing between the servers which might
9469     > be time-consuming.
9470    
9471     "Yesterdays technology, next week" to quote an OSI saying
9472 root 1.387 %
9473 root 1.1 UNIX versions of ctags handle the C language, and often Pascal and Fortran
9474     77. Sometimes, they even handle assembly language. Almost universally,
9475     however, they do not handle C++...
9476     [from "learning the vi editor"]
9477 root 1.387 %
9478 root 1.1 > correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there a thread about this a few
9479     > months back that resolved the ping -f localhost as a ping bug.
9480    
9481     Indeed, as Alan Cox said:
9482    
9483     So get a non-buggy ping(8) client.
9484    
9485     and as Ecclesiastes said:
9486    
9487     Is there any thing whereof it may be said, See, this is new? it hath been
9488     already of old time, which was before us.
9489     There is no remembrance of former things; neither shall there be any
9490     remembrance of things that are to come with those that shall come after.
9491    
9492     Regards,
9493     Tigran.
9494 root 1.387 %
9495 root 1.1 SNMP stands for Security Not My Problem
9496 root 1.387 %
9497 root 1.1 [slightly broken, though...]
9498     /* "Hello World" in B for 64-bit hardware! */
9499     hw [0] "Hello World.*n";
9500     main(){
9501     extrn hw;
9502     putchar(0[hw]);
9503     hw=+1;
9504     putchar(0[hw]);
9505     }
9506 root 1.387 %
9507 root 1.1 > So what comes first the chicken or the egg? :)
9508    
9509     The egg. Always. By definition.
9510 root 1.387 %
9511 root 1.1 > > PPS: Robert, I just made my first y2k fix to that script ;()
9512     >
9513     > Better check your scsi cables.
9514 root 1.387 %
9515 root 1.1 Arroganz durch Wissen
9516     [Dirk Jagdmann]
9517 root 1.387 %
9518 root 1.1 [Re: Pegasus - Gut oder Boese?]
9519     > Weil er sie dabei ja unterstuetzt. Da er aber (abgesehen von den ersten
9520     > ein- oder zweimal) nur auf Anrufen von Rosa-Girl erscheint, koennte man es
9521     > auch anders herum sagen. wenn CU Pfeift, kommt er angaloppiert 8))
9522    
9523 root 1.388 was aber leider bedeutet, daß usa die Rennsemmel ständig mit
9524 root 1.1 sich rumschleppen mu?. ^_-
9525     Nur weil die Kleine die Bimmel hat!
9526    
9527 root 1.388 Und wer weiß, was dieses pädophile Pferd eigentlich noch so
9528 root 1.1 bezwecken will... ^_-
9529 root 1.387 %
9530 root 1.1 >James :\
9531     >
9532     >I apologize for adding a message to this possibly trivial thread.
9533    
9534     I like your sig. I hope you use it for everything you post.
9535 root 1.387 %
9536 root 1.1 From: Mason <mason@schwanda.resnet.tamu.edu>
9537     Subject: night of the undead ip stack
9538     Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1998 13:03:19 -0600 (CST)
9539 root 1.387 %
9540 root 1.1 > The person who decides to invent UNICODE support for Linux
9541     > is just asking for a black eye.
9542    
9543     But Unicode for NT is such fun!
9544    
9545     For example, the checked DbgPrint() bluescreens above DISPATCH_LEVEL
9546     if you try to print a Unicode string--the Unicode->ASCII
9547     translation tables are marked as pageable.
9548    
9549     Since as far as I know, printk() does not have any format specifiers
9550     that cause obscure kernel panics, Linux is clearly behind in this
9551     area.
9552 root 1.387 %
9553 root 1.1 Linux: a no problem operating system for no problem people.
9554     [Lukas Grunwald]
9555 root 1.387 %
9556 root 1.1 http://dd.sh/perlfs/:
9557    
9558     THIS IS AN EXPERIMENTAL (PRE-ALPHA) VERSION OF THE PERL FILESYSTEM.
9559     EVEN WHEN IT LOADS WITHOUT CAUSING A KERNEL PANIC, IT WILL LOCK UP
9560     YOUR MACHINE, DESTROY ALL YOUR DATA, KIDNAP YOUR FAMILY AND
9561     (DEPENDING ON SAID FAMILY'S CONFIGURATION) SHOOT YOUR CAT, DOG, AND/OR
9562     FIRST-BORN CHILD.
9563 root 1.387 %
9564 root 1.1 [a comment on http://dd.sh/perlfs/]
9565     Forget GNU/Linux. /PerL/inux will conquer all.
9566    
9567     kill 0,1 if -x '/PerL/inux'; # request kernel mode
9568 root 1.387 %
9569 root 1.1 [Tim Hollebeek on real arithmetic]
9570     On a machine with a sane floating point model, the results make sense.
9571     For example, my SGI workstation prints:
9572    
9573     0.00000000000000011102 1.00000000000000000000 1.00000000000000020000 1.00000000000000040000
9574    
9575     However, a machine with the Intel FPU from hell gives:
9576    
9577     0.00000000000000000005 1.00000000000000000000 1.00000000000000000000 1.00000000000000000000
9578    
9579     due to the fact that whether 1+x and 1 are the same number depends on whether
9580     the numbers are in the FPU or not.
9581 root 1.387 %
9582 root 1.388 [Grüner Tip/Arte]
9583 root 1.1 Ihre Nachbarn sind zu laut und feiern andauernd Parties? Kein Problem, ihr
9584 root 1.388 Bohrer wird nachts um zwei spielend mit _jedem_ Lärm fertig....
9585 root 1.387 %
9586 root 1.1 Remember, eating healthy doesn't make you live longer, it just makes it seem
9587     longer...
9588 root 1.387 %
9589 root 1.1 [M$ about unix development tools like GCC]
9590     By the standards of the novice / intermediate developer accustomed to
9591     VB/VS/VC/VJ, these tools are incredibly primitive.
9592 root 1.387 %
9593 root 1.1 > > Praha is nice and our university is interesting, since it is according
9594     > > to tests most complex and impractical computer science university on the
9595     > > world :) I just love it...
9596     >
9597     > Oh well, great that I won't be studying there...
9598     >
9599     It is really fun.... just now I have lesson (that reminds me that I really
9600     should go now) about set theory and infinity... it is really fun and very
9601     practical...
9602     for example that you have cinema with infinity chairs and infinity plus one
9603     person wants to see movie... what do yo do?
9604     Just let sit down the first infinity persons and then last person ask first
9605     one to move to second chair, second one to move to third and so on and
9606     everyone fits.. isn't that great to know? :))
9607    
9608     Jan Hubicka
9609 root 1.387 %
9610 root 1.1 > template< template< template<class> class > class Tmpl> A {};
9611     [...]
9612     > I think that this construction is allowed by the ANSI C++.
9613    
9614     No, it is not. What you meant is
9615    
9616     template< template< template<class> class > class Tmpl> class A {};
9617 root 1.387 %
9618 root 1.1 Jan Dubois writes:
9619     > A) perl-5.00553
9620     > path = \perl\5.00553\bin\MsWin32-x86\perl.exe
9621     > cc = cl.exe
9622     A performance analysis compiling with M$ compiler? Get real!
9623    
9624     [...]
9625    
9626     Ilya
9627 root 1.387 %
9628 root 1.1 >Shouldn't the kernel compile with all combinations of options.
9629    
9630     Yes. Feel free to fix it and send a patch.
9631    
9632     p.
9633 root 1.387 %
9634 root 1.1 [tomc]
9635     Jean-Louis provides four arguments in favor of the overloading of the
9636     logical && and || operators. Here they are:
9637    
9638     +------------------------------------------+
9639     | Other languages, notably C++, permit it. |
9640     +------------------------------------------+
9641    
9642     This one is hardly persuasive. Many languages do innumerable things
9643     that Perl does not do. Just for example, take:
9644    
9645     * Csh reparses and re-evals interpolated strings, allowing something
9646     like C<$cmd $var> to do interesting things.
9647     * The Fortran lexer (as it were), having no need of white space to
9648     infer tokens, allows C<DO I=1.10> and C<DO I=1,10> to coexist in an
9649     interesting way.
9650     * Icon has an entirely different notion of success and failure,
9651     allowing expressions like (X < Y < Z) to do interesting things.
9652     * Scheme has call-with-continuation, allowing co-routines to do
9653     interesting things.
9654     * C++ has template classes with abnormal typing rules even for that
9655     language, allowing parameterized meta-classes to do interesting
9656     things.
9657 root 1.387 %
9658 root 1.1 Make is like Pascal: everybody likes it, so they go in and change it.
9659     --Dennis Ritchie
9660 root 1.387 %
9661 root 1.1 perl -wlpe '}{$_=$.' file # Count the number of lines.
9662 root 1.387 %
9663 root 1.1 [not quite duff's device, but...]
9664    
9665     switch (x)
9666     default:
9667     if (prime(x))
9668     case 2: case 3: case 5: case 7:
9669     process_prime(x);
9670     else
9671     case 4: case 6: case 8: case 9: case 10:
9672     process_composite(x);
9673 root 1.387 %
9674 root 1.1 Is there any truth to the rumor that the number appearing
9675     after the words "Microsoft Windows" is the minimum amount of memory,
9676     in megabytes, required for execution?
9677    
9678     Craig Milo Rogers
9679 root 1.387 %
9680 root 1.1 Mark Mielke writes:
9681     > This statement is false. The simple fact that school textbooks teach it
9682     > to be indeterminate should be enough to convince you of that.
9683    
9684     This is just another reference point about the state of education in
9685     US (apparently in Canada too?).
9686    
9687     Ilya
9688 root 1.387 %
9689 root 1.1 [from p5p]
9690     > Now you know why threading is experimental and all, buddy.
9691    
9692     Experimental schexperimental. Anything that doesn't cause an
9693     immediate coredump is not experimental. :-) (Observant readers will
9694     note that this is a more rigorous standard than Microsoft's.)
9695    
9696     Nat
9697 root 1.387 %
9698 root 1.1 Needless to say, Linux awk is probably gawk, which has been taking too
9699     much steroids for a while. =)
9700    
9701     --Albert Dvornik
9702     <bert@genscan.com>
9703 root 1.387 %
9704 root 1.1 Subject: Re: zero width lookbehind considered slow
9705     From: Tom Christiansen <tchrist@jhereg.perl.com>
9706     Date: Thu, 22 Oct 1998 17:40:37 -0500
9707    
9708     >*You* do not understand? Perl is slow...
9709    
9710     Ilya: You are formerly invited to go play in the python
9711     or tcl crowd instead of here.
9712    
9713     --tom
9714 root 1.387 %
9715 root 1.1 >What's it? Can linux be improved too? Or has it already been improved?
9716    
9717     Linux has never done anything so stupid in the first place.
9718    
9719     Linus
9720 root 1.387 %
9721 root 1.1 On the 8th day god created email. And got noted the world was good. Then the
9722     devil added HTML mail...
9723 root 1.387 %
9724 root 1.1 linux/lib/vsprintf.c: * Wirzenius wrote this portably, Torvalds fucked it up :-)
9725     linux/arch/sparc64/kernel/binfmt_aout32.c: /* Fuck me plenty... */
9726     linux/arch/sparc64/kernel/ptrace.c:/* Fuck me gently with a chainsaw... */
9727 root 1.387 %
9728 root 1.1 On 1998-10-11T02:37:57,
9729     Alan Cox <alan@lxorguk.ukuu.org.uk> said:
9730    
9731     > Believe me Microsoft think Linux is a threat now. Its level with things like
9732     > java in their perceived threat list, so you can expect all the usual MS
9733     > techniques to start coming this way and very soon.
9734    
9735     Arm the gnus!
9736 root 1.387 %
9737 root 1.1 [David Miller after (another) endless discussion with Richard Kenner]
9738    
9739     Anyways, I tired (just like everyone else) of arguing endlessly with
9740     you, you're in the past, you no longer constrain my ability to improve
9741     gcc, so go away.
9742 root 1.387 %
9743 root 1.1 I received my copy of Visual Studio 6.0 today. I couldn't believe that it
9744     wanted to install the C++ compiler into a directory called:
9745    
9746     "\Program Files\Microsoft Visual Studio\VC98"
9747    
9748     But anyways, I just had to find out if it was finally possible to compile
9749     Perl (without PERL_OBJECT) with optimization (-O2).
9750 root 1.387 %
9751 root 1.1 [on perl version numbering]
9752     > So it could be 5.006 for the developers, but "ThreadPerl" or "Perl with
9753     > Multithreads" (or some such) for the journalists, if that's what
9754     > journalists need to make them pay attention.
9755    
9756     Down that path lies "Perl version 5.006, codename `Ticklish Uvula',
9757     was released today" madness.
9758 root 1.387 %
9759 root 1.1 [on perl version numbering]
9760     > elaine> 5.1 would be a good thing(tm) as it would draw attention,
9761     > elaine> etc. in a way that a developers versioning would. The
9762     > elaine> world is not populated by people who think the same
9763     > elaine> way. To that end, this would be a good change. Of course,
9764     > elaine> we could call it Perl99.
9765     >
9766     > To me, Perl seems to be recognized for it's language qualities, not
9767     > for marketing reasons. IMHO, perl may keep this difference with other
9768     > wintel product. More than that : Perl99, would let believe people that
9769     > it is not Y2K proofed, or still in beta (<1.00). So it's not a good
9770     > marketing name, anyway.
9771    
9772     Right. Then, to be Y2K compliant, we'll have to call it Perl1999. Hmmm.
9773     "The year perl left earth's orbit"? Maybe we need to get the NASA guys to
9774     put perl on the next low-cost spaceshot.
9775    
9776     Of course, then c.l.p.m's motto could be "We do not commit *mindless*
9777     violence..." :-)
9778 root 1.387 %
9779 root 1.1 Rule 1 says that Larry says that Larry has the last say, unless he changes
9780     his mind in which case he still has the last say.
9781 root 1.387 %
9782 root 1.1 > >I never said it did.. I should have said: Binary only drivers encourage
9783     > >poor drivers
9784     >
9785     > No it doesn't.
9786    
9787     Indeed. Its down to
9788    
9789     Profit = (units * margin) - overhead
9790    
9791     and the folks who decide "overhead" arent the programmers but the management.
9792     The folks who say "you have two weeks allocated to write this driver, then
9793     we ship it" are the folks to take the issue up with, and that goes source
9794     or binaries.
9795 root 1.387 %
9796 root 1.1 dig txt leap.yp.to
9797 root 1.387 %
9798 root 1.1 "The fact that I'm paranoid doesn't mean that nobody's after me..."
9799 root 1.387 %
9800 root 1.1 [linux-kernel on endianess issues with NIPQUAD]
9801    
9802     |> Do I read this correct?!? Is it more acceptable to have a bug[*],
9803     |> than a not optimal fix?!?!?
9804     |>
9805     |> s/optimal/stupid/
9806    
9807     What's stupid is little endian. <g>
9808    
9809     Andreas.
9810 root 1.387 %
9811 root 1.1 [Paul Eggert on tz@elsie.nci.nih.gov]
9812     ...
9813     A closely related question is `What is 1 minute before 23:59:60?''.
9814    
9815     Here's a good one: `What is 1 month before 1 February 1995 in
9816     Kiritimati?''. There was no 1 January 1995 in Kiritimati; they
9817     skipped a day by moving the clocks ahead 24 hours. Similar issues
9818     arise when asking about times that occur within smaller, more typical
9819     UTC offset changes. A number of obscure questions arise here, and I'm
9820     not sure it's worth standardizing all the answers.
9821 root 1.387 %
9822 root 1.1 [D.J.Bernstein on tz@elsie.nci.nih.gov]
9823    
9824     Paul Eggert writes:
9825     > which I am calling the `modified TIME_TAI''
9826    
9827     Your time differences break down near leap seconds. Ever watched xntpd
9828     try to handle a leap second? Wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble, wobble.
9829 root 1.387 %
9830 root 1.1 For binary only drivers you can assume most vendors will build x86 only
9831     however.
9832    
9833     "We don't have the tools"
9834     "We can't support a non intel build"
9835     "We don't have that sort of machine"
9836     "Its not worth the time cost"
9837     "Whats an Alpha ?"
9838 root 1.387 %
9839 root 1.1 On Thu, 1 Oct 1998, Mail Delivery Subsystem wrote:
9840    
9841     > The original message was received at Thu, 1 Oct 1998 18:39:56 -0400
9842     > from mini [10.0.0.3]
9843     >
9844     > ----- The following addresses had permanent fatal errors -----
9845     > <mailproc@fred>
9846     >
9847     > ----- Transcript of session follows -----
9848     > procmail: can't map '/lib/libc.so.5'
9849     > procmail: can't map '/lib/libc.so.5'
9850     > procmail: can't load library 'libc.so.5'
9851     > 554 <mailproc@fred>... unknown mailer error 16
9852 root 1.387 %
9853 root 1.1 > Here is the difficulty with this discussion:
9854     > No documented problem
9855     > No reason to believe that the "solution" solves the unspecified "problem"
9856     > No clear understanding of the effects of this change on the system
9857     >
9858     > Why, this could be a discusion among AIX developers!
9859 root 1.387 %
9860 root 1.1 > This would be a reasonable committee-like compromise that might
9861     > satisfy neither of us (:-).
9862 root 1.387 %
9863 root 1.1 By default Microsoft has set Explorer to use gz files as VRML, you need to
9864     change the association for .gz / vrml from "start vrml program" to "always ask"
9865    
9866     dave
9867 root 1.387 %
9868 root 1.1 On 10 Aug 1998, Ben Pfaff wrote:
9869     DG> You're not programming MS-DOS applications are you?
9870    
9871     BP> Hell no. I wouldn't touch MS-DOS with a ten-foot network cable.
9872 root 1.387 %
9873 root 1.1 [Paul Eggert on tz@elsie.nci.nih.gov]
9874    
9875     Date: 10 Oct 1998 15:35:05 -0000
9876     From: "D. J. Bernstein" <djb@cr.yp.to>
9877    
9878     Paul Eggert writes:
9879     > * 29 February if it's a leap lear, 28 February otherwise.
9880    
9881     If that's 1 month before 31 March, then what's 1 month before 30 March?
9882     1 month before 29 March?
9883    
9884     The same as 1 month before 31 March.
9885    
9886     1 month before 28 March?
9887    
9888     28 February.
9889    
9890     And what's 1 month after 28 February? 1 month after 27 February? 1 month
9891     _before_ 27 February?
9892    
9893     28 March, 27 March, and 27 January.
9894 root 1.387 %
9895 root 1.1 Newsgroups: comp.lang.c
9896    
9897     >Nils Goesche wrote:
9898     >> So make a security check first:
9899     >>
9900     >> if (status = UNDER_NUCLEAR_ATTACK)
9901     >> launch_full_counterstrike();
9902     >
9903     >Hmmm. The way the worlds been going lately, AI wouldn't trust that code to
9904     >do the job. Here's the revised version:
9905     >
9906     >if(status == UNDER_NULEAR_ATTACK); /* Corrected dangerous
9907     > = instead of == error*/
9908     > launch_full_counterstrike();
9909     >
9910     >Now isn't that much more reliable?
9911     >
9912     >--
9913     >Email: cyrand@hotmail.com
9914    
9915     The following variant is less reliable but much safer:
9916    
9917     if (status == UNDER_NUCLEAR_ATTACK); /* Correct dangerous
9918     launch_full_counterstrike (); = instead == error */
9919 root 1.387 %
9920 root 1.1 It is even more cheerful than that. Not so long time ago a customers
9921     of ours totally destroyed his NT installation on Alpha.
9922    
9923     He found on a manufacturer page, no money - for a download, "NT driver"
9924     for his particular piece of a hardware. So he followed instructions
9925     to the letter - "Installation Wizzard" and all that crap - and the thing
9926     happily installed clobbering, as it is customary in these circles,
9927     essential system libraries with its own versions. The catch was that
9928     this driver was for NT/Intel and these bozos did not even bother to
9929     check for an architecture or at least mention something in some blurb.
9930     Ooops! No chance even to try to boot anymore.
9931    
9932     The saving grace was that the installation was rather new, so loses
9933     were not big, and he had an opportunity to practice an essential skill
9934     of re-installing Windows NT. Ah, and yes, this was the only NT driver
9935     available for that hardware from any source.
9936     What do you plan on doing? Using a PA system for networking? :)
9937     Whats next? A *Smell* modem? It would bring a new meaning to packet
9938     sniffing!
9939 root 1.387 %
9940 root 1.1 "I'd rather spend 10 hours reading source code than 10 minutes on a
9941     technical support line that isn't"
9942 root 1.387 %
9943 root 1.1 [from linux-kernel]
9944     `This code fills 8 million seats, we therefore decide what's standard.''
9945 root 1.387 %
9946 root 1.1 [...]
9947     And especially with new machines users have a lot of clout. Several UK
9948     suppliers now carry Buslogic cards partly because they got fed up of
9949    
9950     "I'd like to order a dual PII/300, 256Mb of RAM, 17" monitor
9951     4 4Gig IBM disks, and a buslogic scsi controller"
9952     "We dont do buslogic only adaptec"
9953     "Nothing else"
9954     "Sorry"
9955     [Click]
9956    
9957     Alan
9958 root 1.387 %
9959 root 1.388 Fünfzig Prozent der Amerikaner wurden in ihrer Kindheit sexuell mißbraucht,
9960     während weitere fünfzig Prozent von Außerirdischen entführt wurden.
9961 root 1.387 %
9962 root 1.1 > Let's not forget that this is just an informal, free
9963     > software project. Unlke the US House of Representatives
9964     > we do not yet posess nuclear capability (certain RTEMS
9965     > users excepted, of course!).
9966    
9967     Hmmm, if some RTEMS users have nuclear facilities attached to their
9968     systems, they might be well advised to be careful using FORTRAN as
9969     their language of choice. The comp.lang.fortran FAQ states (with
9970     concurrence from resident X3J3 members) that "using a non-standard
9971     construct might start WW III, if the necessary (optional) hardware
9972     is installed"
9973    
9974     [Toon Moene in private discussion]
9975 root 1.387 %
9976 root 1.1 Newsgroups: alt.config
9977    
9978     L. Harris wrote:
9979     >
9980     > Testing
9981    
9982     you failed.
9983 root 1.387 %
9984 root 1.1 Roswell {Unit 6 of 5 Sam Borg} Coverup [Rev. joWazzoo - well mannered despammer]
9985     <JOWazzoo@WhiteICE.com> at We are Sam Borg Spam Assimilators Ltd. - Area 51 HQ
9986 root 1.387 %
9987 root 1.1 Perl is really designed more for the guys that will hack Perl at least
9988     20 minutes a day for the rest of their career. TCL/Python is more a
9989     "20 minutes a week", and VB is probably in that "20 minutes a month"
9990     group. :) -- Randal Schwartz
9991 root 1.387 %
9992 root 1.1 > alternative, when it comes to stability and power...Not to mention the
9993     > fact that bugs and fixes are very quickly available and don't come in
9994     > 18MB+ "Service Packs" :).
9995    
9996     What, you mean you _paid_ for service pack '98?
9997 root 1.387 %
9998 root 1.1 We got this INTERNET because we whan't more information ( to learn ) now it
9999     seem's people can't handle what they see. You say freedom is a mater of
10000     choice (well it is) you have the freedom to choose to carry your butt some
10001     where else...
10002 root 1.387 %
10003 root 1.1 Steve Orzel (phloam@vol.com) wrote:
10004     [...]
10005     : The purpose of the newsgroup is to help out other people that have questions
10006     : about a certain topic.
10007 root 1.387 %
10008 root 1.1 Mark Robinson wrote:
10009     >
10010     > Does any have any source code to games that I can have? Does anybody
10011     > know where I can get game sources(legally)?
10012    
10013     Here's the trial version of the three-room text adventure I'm going to
10014     write. I'm not finished yet, though.
10015    
10016     void main (void)
10017     {
10018     printf ("You are in a dark room.\n");
10019     printf ("\n");
10020     printf ("You feel a sharp pain.\n");
10021     printf ("You have died.\n");
10022     printf ("\n");
10023     printf ("!!! GAME OVER !!!");
10024     }
10025    
10026     (Don't tell, but I took some of the code from Quake.)
10027    
10028     --
10029     John Kugelman. kugelman@mnsinc.com
10030 root 1.387 %
10031 root 1.1 [mail I got after releasing a zip-password cracker, the second biggest
10032     mistake I ever made]
10033    
10034     From: "Tom Miller"
10035     Subject: Can
10036     X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 4.71.1712.3
10037    
10038     Hay man can you send me some hacking tips and tricks please
10039     send to kymmiller@bigpond.com
10040     my name is Tom Miller
10041    
10042     From: "Tom Miller"
10043     Subject: Wait
10044     X-Mailer: Microsoft Outlook Express 4.71.1712.3
10045    
10046     Hey man its Tom can you also send me any easy systems to hack and the
10047     passwords also send me any infomation about hacking websites thank you
10048 root 1.387 %
10049 root 1.1 From: lm@bitmover.com (Larry McVoy)
10050    
10051     [...] then think a little before flaming. Or better yet, produce something
10052     better. Flaming is easy but it is basically masturbation without the orgasm
10053     so why bother? [...]
10054 root 1.387 %
10055 root 1.388 Günter Höns <guenter.hoens@gmd.de>
10056 root 1.1
10057     Newsgroups: de.alt.ufo
10058    
10059     Offensichtlich ist noch keinem das Wasser-Wachstum aufgefallen, das sogar
10060     jeden Tag geschieht. Jeden Tag waechst der Wasserberg im Meer um mehrere
10061     Meter, ist dann naeher an der Sonne und verdunstet dann. Sogenannte
10062     Wissenschaftler haben eine abenteuerliche Theorie ueber den Einfluss des
10063     Mondes auf dieses Wachstum aufgestellt, aber inzwischen wissen wir es
10064     besser: Die Wasser-Molekuele werden von Neutrinos getroffen, und verdoppeln
10065     sich dann.
10066 root 1.387 %
10067 root 1.1 CRASH(8)
10068     no fs
10069     A device has disappeared from the mounted-device table.
10070     Definitely hardware or software error.
10071    
10072     Unix Version 7 Manual
10073 root 1.387 %
10074 root 1.1 On Tue, 4 Aug 1998, Larry Wall wrote:
10075     >
10076     > Maybe Pi looks like this:
10077     >
10078     > =for C
10079     > i++; /* add 1 to i */
10080     > =end
10081     > =for C++
10082     > i.value() += 1; // add 1 to i, probably
10083     > =end
10084     > =for Java
10085     > system().foo().bar().i().value().please().increment(); // ???
10086     > =end
10087     >
10088     > :-)
10089 root 1.387 %
10090 root 1.1 > > USENET is *not* the non-clickable part of WWW!
10091 root 1.387 %
10092 root 1.1 [on linux 2.1.111]
10093    
10094     The horrid underlining which was a feature with the monochrome Linux vt's on
10095     the previous two releases of the kernel has gone. Unfortunately, so has the
10096     cursor. A couple of brief experiments didn't result in me finding a way to
10097     turn it on.
10098 root 1.387 %
10099 root 1.1 [...]
10100     its a true story, it happend this weekend in a nice country
10101     between Belgium (wellknown for its Dutroux-case) and Germany
10102     (wellknown for its Bratwurst), lets call it the Lowlands...
10103     [...]
10104 root 1.387 %
10105 root 1.1 I get a sense of god-like proportions when I patch /dev/kmem with dd(1).
10106    
10107     Chad C Giffin
10108 root 1.387 %
10109 root 1.1 [usenet, an anology]
10110     Mary Green's car was smoking. She got worried. "Whatever should I do?"
10111     worried Mary... Well, as she drove along she noticed a florists shop. "Aha!
10112     Thought Mary, "Flour shops are full of thoughtless men who need to apologize to
10113     their wives. These men are the sometimes the same ones I see swearing under
10114     the hoods of their cars in the shade of a tree."
10115    
10116     "Brrring" said the bell of the door to the flower shop as Mary poked her head
10117     through the door.
10118     "HELP!!! MY CAR IS SMOKING!" Screamed Mary.
10119     "There is a garage right next door." Said the shopkeeper.
10120     "That's right," Said Melvin, "And there is a parts store across the street. If
10121     you ask for Fred, he's pretty savvy about that kind of stuff."
10122     Now Joe was also in the flower store. This was his first time in trouble, so
10123     he did not hear the 30 or 40 people per day who came in screaming about their
10124     cars smoking (mostly men, of course -- the ones under the shade trees,
10125     usually.)
10126    
10127     "Why don't you help the stinking lady!!" Screamed Joe. "It might be your
10128     muffler bearings..." he continued. Or maybe it's your deisel glow plugs or
10129     your tire pressure..."
10130     Now Tim, also new to the flower shop felt the courage to chime in, "Or it could
10131     even be your cooling system. Sometimes a hose gets a crack."
10132     "My car smoked once and it was an oil leak, where the head gasket was spraying
10133     oil in the manifold." Hollered Larry
10134     "Hey lady, why don't you get your car the patch if it's smoking" chortled Glen.
10135     Well, the hollering went on into the evening, and the lady finally went to the
10136     gas station and found that the heater core had a tiny split and was repaired in
10137     three days for a cost of $175.23.
10138 root 1.387 %
10139 root 1.1 > Nun gut, Berliner sollen ja eh etwas heller sein.
10140    
10141     Sicher, das macht der Inzest, und die Isolation!:)
10142 root 1.387 %
10143 root 1.1 > Nun gut, Berliner sollen ja eh etwas heller sein.
10144    
10145     Stimmt, deswegen waren sie wohl auch die ersten, die Hitler hinterherliefen...
10146     :-(
10147 root 1.387 %
10148 root 1.1 >Mt 24,34 Wahrlich, ich sage euch: Dieses Geschlecht wird nicht vergehen, bis
10149     >dies alles geschieht.
10150     >Und es verging nicht.
10151    
10152     So what?
10153    
10154     Ich dachte eher an:
10155    
10156     " 'Und sein Wabbel wird an einer Lanze aufgespiesst', wiederholte der
10157     Oberste Groesste Meister grimmig. Im Hintergrund knarrte etwas, als
10158     Bruder Pfoertner versuchte, das klemmende Portal zu oeffnen. 'Sind wir
10159     jetzt alle soweit? Befinden sich vielleicht noch andere Unwissende
10160     unter uns,die sich verirrt haben?' fuegte er mit aetzendem Sarkasmus
10161     hinzu. 'Gut. Wunderbar. Ich bin ja _so_ froh. Vermutlich brauche ich
10162     nicht zu fragen, ob die vier Wachtuerme geschlossen sind, oder? Oh,
10163     ausgezeichnet. Hat sich jemand die Muehe gemacht, der Heiligen Hose
10164     die Beichte abzunehmen? Ach, tatsaechlich? Auf die richtige Art und
10165     Weise? Und wenn ich nachsehe? Na schoen. Sind vor den Fenstern die
10166     roten Kordeln des Intellekts gespannt worden? Gut. Nun, dann koennen
10167     wir jetzt vielleicht beginnen.' ".
10168    
10169     Terry Pratchett, "Wachen! Wachen!", S. 15f
10170    
10171     Antje
10172 root 1.387 %
10173 root 1.1 [....]
10174    
10175     Da muss ich ja, obwohl ich beinahe meinen Humor verloren haette, leise
10176     grinsen. Ich darf zusammenfassen: Du bringst uns keine Beweise, weil Du 1.
10177     zu arm und 2. zu sehr ausgelastet mit der Rettung der Welt und der Zukunft
10178     und so bist. Ausserdem brauchst Du keine Beweise, weil sich Dein
10179     Gedankengebaeude nach eingehender Nabelschau als selbsttragend erwiesen hat.
10180     Finde ich gut! Akzeptiert!
10181    
10182     Da will ich nicht weiter stoeren,
10183    
10184     Antje
10185 root 1.387 %
10186 root 1.1 It seems that writing to /dev/vcs0 makes the console singing "Ugh,
10187     lalala, I love you baby..."
10188     --
10189     Pavel.Janik@inet.cz
10190 root 1.387 %
10191 root 1.1 On Thu, 16 Jul 1998, Linus Torvalds wrote:
10192     >
10193     > Kubys
10194    
10195     Kubys is my evil twin brother. Sorry about that.
10196    
10197     Linus
10198 root 1.387 %
10199 root 1.1 > eieio stands for "Enforce In-Order Execution of I/O".
10200    
10201     .... and it is definitely my favorite name for an assembly language
10202     instruction (the non-native-English speakers on the list presumably
10203     don't know the childhood song "Old McDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O").
10204 root 1.387 %
10205 root 1.1 > It is *big* and never uses.
10206    
10207     That's parses like English, but I'll be hornswoggled if I can figure
10208     out what it means.
10209     --
10210     Chip Salzenberg - a.k.a. - <chip@perlsupport.com>
10211 root 1.387 %
10212 root 1.1 [...] HP's PA-8500, for example, has 1.5 Mbytes of L1 cache on-chip. The
10213     company has described the 8500 as a cache SRAM with an ancillary CPU. [...]
10214 root 1.387 %
10215 root 1.1 From: Dave Cinege <dcinege@psychosis.com>
10216     Date: Mon, 13 Jul 1998 06:10:31 -0400
10217    
10218     Terry L Ridder wrote:
10219    
10220     > at some future date end up being released under the BSD License is what
10221     > is being discussed.
10222    
10223     Well my licence is bigger then your licence.
10224 root 1.387 %
10225 root 1.1 [gtk/testgtk, after dragging & dropping an object:]
10226    
10227     Drop data of type text/plain was:
10228    
10229     Bill Gates demands royalties for your use of his innovation
10230    
10231     [and the button reads]
10232    
10233     Continue with life in spite of this oppression
10234 root 1.387 %
10235 root 1.1 Joshua Waxman <jwaxman@ymail.yu.edu> writes:
10236    
10237     While DJGPP is indeed a C as well as a C compiler, there are certain
10238    
10239     A terribly succinct, as well as a true, statement. However, it has a
10240     certain amount of redundancy.
10241 root 1.387 %
10242 root 1.1 Compatibility with oneself is Microsoft's greatest strength. When they hit
10243     the 64 bit transition they will hit a major internal incompatibility problem.
10244    
10245     ...
10246    
10247     Peter da Silva <peter@baileynm.com>
10248 root 1.387 %
10249 root 1.1 >Hello,
10250     >
10251     >I am new to Perl. Can anyone tell me where I can download a full
10252     >operational Perl version for a Windows 95 system?
10253     >
10254    
10255     Of course it all depends on what you mean by "a full operational Perl
10256     version" Perl on Win32 has limitations that are largely due to the
10257     nature of the underlying OS, Perl on Win95 has further limitations
10258     compared with NT due to its own shortcomings .
10259 root 1.387 %
10260 root 1.1 An injunction delaying Windows 98 would clearly have a negative impact
10261     on the country as a whole.
10262     Compaq President & CEO Eckhard Pfeiffer,
10263     explaining why Microsoft shouldn't be
10264     prosecuted under anti-monopoly laws.
10265 root 1.387 %
10266 root 1.1 With a PC, I always felt limited by the software available. On Unix, I am
10267     limited by my knowledge. --Peter J. Schoenster <pschon@baste.magibox.net>
10268 root 1.387 %
10269 root 1.1 There is a need to keep from being locked into Open Systems. --IBM sales rep
10270 root 1.387 %
10271 root 1.1 In comp.lang.perl.misc,
10272     Stylin <stylinsty@yahoo.comREMOVE> writes:
10273     :Can anyone point me to the algorithm for creating a unique id?
10274    
10275     $id = `cat /dev/kmem`;
10276    
10277     --tom
10278     --
10279     Real programmers can write assembly code in any language. :-)
10280     --Larry Wall in <8571@jpl-devvax.JPL.NASA.GOV>
10281 root 1.387 %
10282 root 1.1 Newsgroup: comp.lang.perl.misc
10283     Subject: Larry 1 Bill 0
10284 root 1.387 %
10285 root 1.1 On 3 Jul 1998, Ben Pfaff wrote:
10286    
10287     > The only problem with these AIs is that they don't handle references
10288     > to themselves as AIs very well. In faSegmentation fault (core dumped)
10289     > NO CARRIER
10290     > !@*&#@#%T^@&*(GU*SD*(@!&*(@#R(*FERHGH*(@#(&$&#@Y!&R
10291 root 1.387 %
10292 root 1.1 > People come here to ask questions, not for intellectual gratification, but
10293     > rather they are seeking solutions. As such, the incorrect answer was
10294     > better.
10295    
10296     There's something... terribly wrong with this statement. I can't quite put
10297     my finger on it. Hmmm.
10298 root 1.387 %
10299 root 1.1 comp.lang.c does not exist to accomodate the laziness of those who cannot be
10300     bothered to learn netiquette. That's what comp.lang.c++ is for.
10301 root 1.387 %
10302 root 1.1 |> : > but... a microwave is an example of an embedded system,
10303     |>
10304     |> : Who says? He just said it was a microwave. He didn't say it was
10305     |> : a free-standing implimentation.
10306     |>
10307     |> This is approaching arguing for the sake of argument. Have you
10308     |> ever seen a microwave oven that supports a hosted C environment?
10309    
10310     The Lipton Ritchie Model 8 did. I'm sure that many posters will
10311     point out that Lipton's implementation of the stdio libraries was
10312     horrendously buggy. It was, but it was still a great system. It
10313     remains the only C implementation I know of that could be used to
10314     build Bison, and then cook it.
10315    
10316     Viva la buffalo burgers.
10317 root 1.387 %
10318 root 1.1 A strategically-placed PDP-11 can be used to heat your entire
10319     home. I've got one in my basement, next to a large box of "She's
10320     The Sheriff" drink coasters. I sold my furnace years ago. The
10321     Digital Heating, Ventilation, and Air Conditioning Corporation
10322     can be found online at http://www.dhvacc.com/.
10323 root 1.387 %
10324 root 1.1 The lbxproxy program has various options, all of which are optional.
10325     -- lbxproxy(1)
10326 root 1.387 %
10327 root 1.1 Re: Where to learn Windows programming...
10328    
10329     |> I'll take a Schildt book any day, thanks.
10330    
10331     Great. I'm expecting to see the line above as a back-cover blurb
10332     on the next "Bullschildt: The Complete Reference".
10333 root 1.387 %
10334 root 1.1 Subject: Re: The wrong position of while, if and else?
10335    
10336     that's some ugly piece of code buddy...
10337 root 1.387 %
10338 root 1.1 In article <1998062718481700.OAA03186@ladder01.news.aol.com>, eyrei@aol.com (EYREI) writes:
10339     |> I have recently started learning the C Language. I have created a simple file
10340     |> to determine whether or not a number is Prime. When I run it, the program
10341     |> crashes with the error message :- Unhandled Exception :- General Protection
10342     |> Exception 0x5FD7:0x379F. Prime(1) Processor Fault.
10343    
10344     |> What does this mean.
10345    
10346     It means you've got a broken operating system, and should immediately
10347     install [free|net|open]BSD[OS] or Linux.
10348 root 1.387 %
10349 root 1.1 Newsgroups: comp.lang.c
10350    
10351     On Thu, 25 Jun 1998, Emulov wrote:
10352     > Hi, i don't know if this is a stupid question..
10353    
10354     Off-topic, too! Imagine that.
10355 root 1.387 %
10356 root 1.1 "Right now we are the most shit hot piece of PC networking software on the
10357     planet. The only people who can touch us are FreeBSD (who also dont do
10358     streams)."
10359     -- Alan Cox, in "Streams and Linux"
10360 root 1.387 %
10361 root 1.1 "Perl combines all of the worst aspects of BASIC, C and line noise."
10362     - Keith Packard <keithp@ncd.com>
10363 root 1.387 %
10364 root 1.1 Lord Fellatio <richter_m@hotmail.com>
10365    
10366     >Wo soll das Loch denn dann sein? Im Meeresboden?
10367    
10368     Klaro.
10369    
10370     >Von oben duerfte man es also ueberhaupt nicht sehen
10371     >koennen, da ueber dem potentiellen Loch im Meeresboden doch
10372     >wahrscheinlich erstmal Wasser und dann viel Eis liegen wuerde. Wie
10373     >verhindern die Ausserirdischen denn, dass Wasser ins Loch einstroemt?
10374    
10375 root 1.388 Na ist doch völlig logo, mit nem rotierenden Traktorstrahl. Die
10376 root 1.1 Energie klauen die ?r***e dem Erdmagnetfeld.
10377    
10378     >Gibt es da einen kosmischen Badewannenstoepsel? Haben sie es mit
10379     >Eisbergen verstopft? Oder benutzen sie das einstroemende Wasser zu
10380     >Kajakfahrten bis hinunter zum Suedpol? (Das waere doch auch endlich
10381     >mal eine einleuchtende Erklaerung fuer die Eismassen, die die
10382     >Antarktis bedecken - man muesste halt nur, der Kontinentaldrift
10383     >folgend, immer wieder neue Schaechte bohren. Oder die Kontinentaldrift
10384     >einfach wegdiskutieren...)
10385    
10386     Die enorme Zentrifugalkraft im Erdinnern schleudert das Wasser wieder
10387     am Nordpolpol raus, falls der Traktorstrahl versagen sollte (Dies
10388     passiert immer dann, wenn das Erdmagnetfeld umkippt). Nun kommt sicher
10389 root 1.388 der Einwand, die Erde würde zu langsam rotieren. Das ist nur bedingt
10390     richtig. Richtig ist hingegen, daß die Rotationsgeschwindigkeit im
10391     Erdinnern um den Faktor 1000 (ca; sehr schwer zu messen: Magma) größer
10392     ist als auf der Erdoberfläche. Dies ist auch die Ursache für die
10393 root 1.1 Kontinentaldrift und die Mondphasen.
10394    
10395     Die Mondphasen wiederum beeinflussen das Erdmagnetfeld und sind daher
10396 root 1.388 die Ursache für die Sonnenflecken. Den Sonnenflecken haben wir auch
10397     die momentane Klimaveränderung zu verdanken. Auf der anderen Seite hat
10398     die Zunahme der Treibhausgase eine Erhöhung des Reflektionsvermögens
10399     der Atmosphäre zur Folge, welches dazu führt, daß ein Teil der
10400     Sonnenenergie zur Sonne zurückreflektiert wird. Dies heizt wiederum
10401     die Sonnenflecken auf und verkürzt deren Zyklus. All dies wird sich in
10402     den nächten Monaten so aufschaukeln, daß vorraussichtlich im Novemner
10403 root 1.1 2002 das Erdmagnetfeld zusammenbrechen wird. Wie damals bei den Dinos.
10404     Nur war dort ein Kometeneinschlag die Ursache.
10405    
10406     cu in hell 2002
10407 root 1.387 %
10408 root 1.1 "Hiroshima '45, Chernobyl '85, Windows '95"
10409 root 1.387 %
10410 root 1.1 >In unix, one might say 'man 3 crypt'.
10411    
10412     Of course, on a Solaris system this won't give you what you want. You
10413     get a message that it can't find the man page for 3. It then prints
10414     the man page for crypt(1).
10415    
10416     Of course, all a beginner has to do is figure out that the 3 is the
10417     section number in the Unix manual. He can then use man man to find
10418     that on Solaris one uses -s to specify the section so he'll try
10419    
10420     man -s3 crypt
10421    
10422     Unfortunately, that doesn't work either. He'll get the message "No
10423     entry for crypt in section(s) 3 of the manual."
10424    
10425     If he doesn't give up, he can go back to the manual page for man and
10426     find that the -a switch prints all matching manual pages. Or perhaps
10427     he can figure out to use the command
10428    
10429     man -s3 Intro.3
10430    
10431     to get a list of everything in section 3. He'll then find out that
10432     crypt is in section 3C so he should use
10433    
10434     man -s3c crypt
10435    
10436     Gee. I don't understand why beginners have so much trouble with this
10437     stuff. I've only been programming Unix for 15 years and I don't have
10438     any trouble.
10439     --
10440     Michael M Rubenstein
10441 root 1.387 %
10442 root 1.1 Take a moment to consider these lines:
10443    
10444     %OVERLOAD=( '""' => sub { join("", @{$_[0]}) } );
10445    
10446     sub html { my($type)=shift; bless ["<$type>", @_, "</$type>"]; }
10447    
10448     :-) I *love* Perl 5! Thankyou Larry and Ilya.
10449    
10450     Regards,
10451     Tim Bunce.
10452    
10453     p.s. If you didn't get it, think about recursive data types: html(html())
10454     p.p.s. I'll turn this into a much more practical example in a day or two.
10455     p.p.p.s. It's a pity that overloads are not inherited. Is this a bug?
10456 root 1.387 %
10457 root 1.1 From: alan@lxorguk.ukuu.org.uk (Alan Cox)
10458    
10459     ...
10460    
10461     > now is evil". This only shows two things: you never looked at the bad
10462     > experiences of the industry where following a rotten design and
10463     > keeping backward compatibility lead to unusable systems. And second:
10464    
10465     I worked for 3com. I know eveyrhting about following a rotten design until
10466     its unusable, believe me I do.
10467 root 1.387 %
10468 root 1.1 Ok(slow) -> !NeedComputer
10469    
10470     Semour Cray
10471 root 1.387 %
10472 root 1.1 Ullrich Jans at University of Karlsruhe, Germany:
10473    
10474     Oh Gott! Es ist voller crons!
10475 root 1.387 %
10476 root 1.1 From: p00h <p00h@MONMOUTH.COM>
10477     Subject: Re: AOL for Windows DoS/Exploit
10478    
10479     aol supports PARTIAL html, its like win95's implementation of tcp/ip
10480     it only supports parts of it
10481 root 1.387 %
10482 root 1.1 egcs/gcc/gcse.c:
10483     /* Help stamp out big monolithic functions! */
10484 root 1.387 %
10485 root 1.1 [...] Yes, I'm being sarcastic. Especially regarding HPPA assembler syntax
10486     as provided by HP, which was designed by someone who should not have been
10487     let near a language-design project like that, too often "little languages",
10488     whether assemblers, tools, or C++, are designed by people who are unaware
10489     of, or give little thought to, the outright readability of code written in
10490     the language, in the sense that the basic semantics should be fairly obvious
10491     *without* the reader having to memorize lots of semantic information.
10492    
10493     (In HPPA assembler's case, one glaring stupidity was the nullified branches,
10494     which have completely different semantics depending on whether the label
10495     being branched to happens to assemble to a negative or positive offset! A
10496     smarter design would have required the programmer to specify whether such a
10497     branch was a "forward" or "backward" branch explicitly, then the assembler
10498     and/or linker would complain if reality didn't match the programmer's
10499     specification. I've never looked into whether GNU's HPPA as fixes this
10500     botch; I gather GNU as fixes many botches, though, so it wouldn't surprise
10501     me if it did, even though that might make for some compatibility problems
10502     with existing HP as code.) [...]
10503    
10504     tq vm, (burley)
10505 root 1.387 %
10506 root 1.1 libc/posix/regex.h:
10507     /* The following two types have to be signed and unsigned integer type
10508     wide enough to hold a value of a pointer. For most ANSI compilers
10509     ptrdiff_t and size_t should be likely OK. Still size of these two
10510     types is 2 for Microsoft C. Ugh... */
10511     typedef long int s_reg_t;
10512     typedef unsigned long int active_reg_t;
10513 root 1.387 %
10514 root 1.1 libc/db2/db.h:
10515     /*
10516     * While Microsoft's compiler is ANSI C compliant, it doesn't have _STDC_
10517     * defined by default, you specify a command line flag or #pragma to turn
10518     * it on. Don't do that, however, because some of Microsoft's own header
10519     * files won't compile.
10520     */
10521 root 1.387 %
10522 root 1.1 > UTC variation and begining and ending dates of DST (if observed) would be
10523     > great.
10524    
10525     I answered only the places I can comment on.
10526    
10527     > BASSAS DA INDIA
10528    
10529     This rock is below water half of the time!
10530     If any inhabitants have been there, I do not think they observe DST
10531     on a regular basis! ;-)
10532 root 1.387 %
10533 root 1.1 # ./test-plugin.pl
10534     Bizarre copy of CODE in sassign at /root/.gimp/plug-ins/test-plugin.pl line 40.
10535     wire_read: unexpected EOF (plug-in crashed?)
10536 root 1.387 %
10537 root 1.1 >
10538     > The "where do you want to go today?" generation has taken the
10539     > developer out of the "programmer" by removing the vital, development
10540     > tools from the environment and precanning software.
10541    
10542     No kidding. Point. Click. Point. Click. Point. Click. Brain Atrophy.
10543 root 1.387 %
10544 root 1.1 Lars Chr Hausmann <36haus@but.auc.dk> writes:
10545    
10546     >Hello!
10547    
10548     >I have to write something about, what Perl is.
10549     >I need some crystal clear info about, what perl is. So if any of you
10550     >would be so kind just to mail. Then I would be grateful!
10551    
10552    
10553     Perl.
10554    
10555     regards
10556     jobst
10557 root 1.387 %
10558 root 1.1 Subject: Re: Cyrix 6x86MX and Centaur C6 CPUs in 2.1.102
10559     From: alan@lxorguk.ukuu.org.uk (Alan Cox)
10560     Date: Thu, 21 May 1998 22:31:02 +0100 (BST)
10561    
10562     > Well, that depends. They SHOULD be. By Intel 'standards' *laff*, they have
10563     > to be identical stepping, indicating identical features. However, I've
10564    
10565     They don't. Pentiums have fairly strict rules, P6/PII much less. Also Intel
10566     are pretty good at following the MP 1.1/1.4 standard its the motherboard
10567     makers who get it wrong - primarily the BIOS is full of bugs. It appears
10568     nobody tests bios code against specs any more. It looks like they do
10569     compile flash, boot 95, boot NT, ship. The quality of bios code has dived to
10570     the absolute pits.
10571 root 1.387 %
10572 root 1.1 Unix never says `Please.' -- Rob Pike
10573 root 1.387 %
10574 root 1.1 > What about: . scriptname
10575     > ------------------^ this is a dot!
10576    
10577     Funny, it looks like a "p" to me.
10578 root 1.387 %
10579 root 1.1 A computer without Microsoft and IBM is like chocolate cake without
10580     ketchup and mustard
10581 root 1.387 %
10582 root 1.1 Subject: Re: Challange for perl `GURUS
10583    
10584     vimal gajjar wrote:
10585     >
10586     > Hi there,
10587     > Here is a small challange. Is it possible to have a perl
10588     > code which takes e.g. three parameters as input. time, val1, val2. and
10589     > the name of the prog. is say challange.pl. Now if i execute
10590     > "challange.pl 10 5 2" this perl script wille consume
10591     > 5% of cpu
10592     > 2 Mb of RAM
10593     > for the period of 10 Seconds.
10594     >
10595     > can one of the gurus take this challange?
10596    
10597     Examining the 5 copies of this post has consumed 5% of the
10598     brain power I allocate to reviewing c.l.p.m, about 10 seconds, and
10599     has caused the death of 2 million brain cells.
10600 root 1.387 %
10601 root 1.1 > >> /A:You can usually write the program faster than you can
10602     > >> dial/dl/hangup/install/read docs/fix it/fix the fix/.
10603     >
10604     > >s/usually/never/
10605     >
10606     > s/sometimes/never/
10607    
10608     Cute. You embarrass yourself by your ignorance of perl.
10609 root 1.387 %
10610 root 1.1 :That's probably true, but I really can't speak to it. But, if there
10611     :were no *nix around, there'd be no Perl. Nor would there be a need for
10612     :Perl, IMO.
10613    
10614     Gotta love them JCL and ini dot bat dot bad dot doo dah files.
10615    
10616     TC
10617 root 1.387 %
10618 root 1.1 'cc:Mail is a wonderful application, as long as you don't want to read or send mail.'
10619 root 1.387 %
10620 root 1.1 shurik@iron.Te.NeT.UA - Alexandr Dubovikov at TeNeT Networking Centre
10621    
10622     Hi guys!
10623    
10624     How check socket, alive it or die ?
10625 root 1.387 %
10626 root 1.1 --> Questions not to ask on linux-kernel <--
10627    
10628     Miscellaneous flame-wars:
10629     ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
10630     12) The gnome-kde debate does not belong on linux-kernel.
10631     13) The emacs-vi debate does not belong on linux-kernel.
10632     14) Porting linux to run under windows is not interesting.
10633     15) Whether a given intel CISC chip "is really RISC" is not interesting.
10634 root 1.387 %
10635 root 1.1 Subject: what a week!
10636     From: "C. Scott Ananian" <cananian@lcs.mit.edu>
10637     Date: Thu, 14 May 1998 03:13:23 -0400 (EDT)
10638    
10639     unicode, boot-logos, GGI, STREAMS, the necessity of a short devel cycle
10640     and the instability of 2.0.x, "ifconfig stopped working", "you really *do*
10641     need to remove 'encaps'", Linus' tarball practices... it seems like we're
10642     running out of things to flame off on. Here's my humble contribution:
10643    
10644     I'VE MADE A KEWL NEW CHARSET THAT I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD USE. IT HAS ALL
10645     THE LETTERS IN MY LOGIN MAPPED TO THE LOWEST 16 CHARACTERS SO WE CAN
10646     COMPRESS THINGS REAL GOOD AND THE LETTERS IN MY BROTHER B1FF'S NAME ARE
10647     ALL IN HIGH ASCII CUZ THAT'S WHERE LOSERS BELONG!!!2!!7
10648    
10649     I ONLY USE EMACS AND I THINK VI SUX!!$231!!
10650    
10651     GNOME RULES AND KDE IS DEMON-SPAWN BECAUSE IT IS NOT FREE.! !
10652    
10653     WE NEED KGI IN THE KERNEL (NOT LIBGGI, NOT THE TERMINAL IMPROVEMENTS
10654     WHATEVER THEY'RE CALLED) IN ORDER TO HAVE WAY KEWL BOOT LOGOS AND RUN MY
10655     BROTHER B1FF'S GAMES!!1!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!11!!!
10656    
10657     I USE A BIG-ENDIAN MACHINE BECAUSE THEY RULE. LITTLE-ENDIAN MACHINES ARE
10658     EVIL. AND A PENTIUM *IS* A RISC PROCESSOR!!!
10659    
10660     WE SHOULD PORT LINUX TO WINDOWS SO WE CAN USE ALL THE KEWL HARDWARE
10661     DRIVERS!!!!!@@#!
10662    
10663     Did I miss any? ;-)
10664    
10665     *Please* don't respond seriously to this email. It's a joke. A joke.
10666     Laugh. Please.
10667    
10668     And then let's kill all the flaming threads, shall we?
10669     --Scott
10670 root 1.387 %
10671 root 1.1 > Well, /proc/kcore already reports its actual size...
10672    
10673     And it isn't about to change at runtime either. That is the size of
10674     installed memory. I've yet to see a single person successfully insert or
10675     remove a SIMM/DIMM while a machine was running. If they did, and it was
10676     successful, the linux code will update the filesize. ;o)
10677 root 1.387 %
10678 root 1.1 Toby Heywood (toby@he-net.demon.co.uk) wrote:
10679     : This is a multi-part message in MIME format.
10680    
10681     One of those 'M's stands for Mail.
10682    
10683     This is not mail.
10684    
10685     This is Usenet.
10686    
10687     Please post only plain text like everyone else does.
10688 root 1.387 %
10689 root 1.1 ------------ etienne.lorrain@ibm.net
10690     --- hdc: irq timeout: status=0xd0 { Busy }
10691     --- ide1: reset: success
10692     -----------> I like Linux !
10693 root 1.387 %
10694 root 1.1 > I have experienced people walking up to my console and saying "What
10695     > the hell does that mean" in sheer terror as the machine boots.
10696    
10697     Tell them it's magic, and earn the respect of your colleagues. I always
10698     do.
10699 root 1.387 %
10700 root 1.1 ++ Actually, I'm not at a loss for words. Here's one that's very appropriate:
10701     ++ PLONK.
10702 root 1.387 %
10703 root 1.1 ++ > SSI is *not* HTML.
10704     Re: Subraumfunk
10705    
10706     Ja, ein Handy waere da praktisch. Die hoeheren Gebuehren rechnen sich,
10707     wenn man ueber die Grenzen des Sonnensystems hinaus telefonieren will.
10708    
10709     Die Telekom wuerde da wieder mal erbarmungslos abzocken. Ich kann es
10710     mir schon vorstellen: SunSystem-Tarif, vielleicht auch einen
10711     InnerPlanets-Sondertarif, dann einen LocalGroupWeekend-Specialtarif,
10712     eine Supercluster-Zone und so weiter. Und wenn es auf der Venus
10713     schneit, telefonieren alle fuer die Haelfte.
10714 root 1.387 %
10715 root 1.1 > > Vergiss es. Du wirst nie und nimmer von Armando eine
10716     > > konkrete, verwertbare Antwort bekommen.
10717     >
10718     > Doch, man bekommt von mir sogar sehr viele Antworten.
10719    
10720     Du hast gerade zwei Adjektive weggelassen.
10721 root 1.387 %
10722 root 1.1 ++ Oh yeah. Show me an example of SSI used outside of HTML.
10723     Show me an HTML DTD mentioning SSI directives.
10724 root 1.387 %
10725 root 1.1 Namsuk Kim wrote:
10726     > Is there a way to convert a scalar data to Acii data format?
10727    
10728     I am not familar with ACII. If you mean ASCII, then the question I have is
10729     - is the data in EBCDIC now?
10730    
10731     Bill Jones
10732 root 1.387 %
10733 root 1.1 GNU/getopt.c:
10734    
10735     #if defined (WIN32) && !defined (__CYGWIN32__)
10736     /* It's not Unix, really. See? Capital letters. */
10737     #include <windows.h>
10738     #define getpid() GetCurrentProcessId()
10739     #endif
10740 root 1.387 %
10741 root 1.1 Subject: IIS 4.0, PW32i316, CGI Programs
10742    
10743     Perlis.dll does not pass command line arguments correctly via the web. That
10744     is, invoking the URL
10745    
10746     http://www.myserver.com/myprogram.pl?Argument1&Argument2...&Argumentn
10747    
10748     causes the myprogram.pl to execute, but @ARGV is empty.
10749 root 1.387 %
10750 root 1.1 "You need to use CGI."
10751     "I am using CGI, it's a CGI application!"
10752     "No, no, *use* CGI. The directive 'use'."
10753     "OK, so what directive do I use?"
10754     "No, no, you *use* *use*. Use CGI."
10755     "I *am* using CGI!"
10756    
10757     Craig Berry - cberry@cinenet.net
10758 root 1.387 %
10759 root 1.1 > > Was haltet Ihr von Killfile-mailing-lists, dass sich die Leute mal
10760     > > kennenlernen koennen?
10761     >
10762 root 1.388 > Gute Idee ;-), wäre ich sofort dabei, datrifft man wahrscheinlich ne
10763 root 1.1 > Menge tolle Leute... ;-) und die wahren Freidenker.
10764    
10765     Einige Freidenker sicher, aber auch etliche Denkfreie.
10766 root 1.387 %
10767 root 1.1 "I'm doing a (free) operating system (just a hobby, won't be big or
10768     professional like gnu) for 386(486) AT clones." -- Linus Torvalds 1991
10769 root 1.387 %
10770 root 1.1 If it's a floppy, it might be a copy.
10771     If it's a disk, you're also at risk.
10772     If it's a pirate, the vendors are irate.
10773     To avoid such frustration, try: Free Software Foundation.
10774 root 1.387 %
10775 root 1.1 From: David Woodhouse <Dave@imladris.demon.co.uk>
10776    
10777     pcg@goof.com said:
10778     > It was much more than I usally get! It was _great_
10779    
10780     Hehe - I know the feeling.
10781    
10782     "It's broken."
10783     "What's wrong with it?."
10784     "I don't know - it just doesn't work."
10785     "Well what do you mean by 'it's broken'?"
10786     "It just doesn't work."
10787     "How can you _tell_ it's broken, for f***'s sake - what are the symptoms!?"
10788     "It gives an error message."
10789     "Would you care to tell me what it says?"
10790     "It says.... something about there being an error."
10791     "That's not very helpful. Tell me it word for word."
10792     "It says 'Unable to handle kernel NULL reference at something or other'"
10793     "That's not word for word. It said 'NULL pointer dereference.' Try again,
10794     letter for letter this time."
10795 root 1.387 %
10796 root 1.1 From: "Paul B. Henson" <henson@INTRANET.CSUPOMONA.EDU>
10797    
10798     After installing Solaris 2.6 HW3/98, I discovered that /usr/bin/admintool
10799     had been installed mode 0777, world writable. Under the original release of
10800     2.6, the mode was 04555.
10801    
10802     Sun has been notified of the problem. If you're running 2.6 HW3/98, you
10803     might want to verify your admintool hasn't been tampered with and fix the
10804     perms.
10805    
10806     (Personally, I'd set them to 0000 ;). admintool? blech.)
10807 root 1.387 %
10808 root 1.1 From: verah@netscape.com (Vera Horiuchi)
10809     Subject: Re: Risp: drama (Re: Do It Yourself)
10810    
10811     Americans ignorant of the rest of the world?
10812    
10813     I must tell a favorite story here. A friend and I were purchasing a gift
10814     for another friend who lives in Canada. I was speculating out loud about
10815     how much duty our Canadian friend would have to pay.
10816    
10817     The cashier said, "Oh, I'm sure Canadians don't have to pay any duty. We
10818     ship to Hawaii all the time, and _they_ don't have to pay duty." =:-0
10819 root 1.387 %
10820 root 1.388 >am besten ist z.Z. das Buch von Michael Neufeld. Wer aber Wissenslücken
10821     >verspürt (was keine Schande ist), sollte diese zu stopfen suchen und nicht
10822 root 1.1 >Zuflucht zu absolut hirnrissigen Theorien suchen.
10823    
10824     Hirnrissig bist Du. Das es einen Zeittransfer aus der Zukunft zu den Nazis
10825     gab deckt sich mit dazu passenden Entschluesselungen bestimmter Bibelstellen
10826     und mit der dann tatsaechlichen notwendigen Geheimhaltung. Es deckt sich
10827     ueberdies damit, dass die Unterhaltung uns den Gedanken zunehmend nahelegt,
10828     also vorbereitet, und dass es bereits ein wissenschaftliches Experiment gab,
10829     bei dem ERST die Wirkung auftrat und DANN die Ursache. Die Zeitreise ist
10830     also Fakt. Und es ist sicher, dass Jemand per Zeitreise den Nazis helfen
10831     wollte. Gelegentliche Theorien, dass auch diese ausserirdische Hilfe gehabt
10832     haetten sollen nur davon ablenken, eine andere Erklaerung liefern. Das ist
10833     logisch, denn die Taeter sitzen ja irgendwo in unserer Zeit und moechten
10834     sicher nicht erkannt werden.
10835    
10836     Du scheinst die simpelsten Grundzuege der Zeitlogik nicht verstehen zu wollen.
10837    
10838     normarz@aol.com
10839 root 1.387 %
10840 root 1.1 >Oder anders gesagt:
10841 root 1.388 >Glaubst Du, Du könntest mit einem hochmodernen Maschinengewehr eine römische
10842 root 1.1 >Legion
10843     >schlagen?
10844    
10845     Klar. Frage mal Cortez.
10846    
10847     Bye
10848     Andreas
10849 root 1.387 %
10850 root 1.1 >Article 2B is a threat to anyone who uses a computer. I just wanted to
10851    
10852     It may be a threat to any american using a computer. Fortunately, the U.S.
10853     justice does not yet apply outside the U.S.A.
10854    
10855     I.a.W.: You're currently creating a lot of happy non-U.S. software
10856     companies.
10857    
10858     Kind regards
10859     Henning
10860 root 1.387 %
10861 root 1.1 From: "Adam J. Richter" <adam@yggdrasil.com>
10862     Date: Fri, 24 Apr 1998 04:14:11 -0700
10863     Subject: Re: driver for Creative Labs DVD kits
10864    
10865     At least with the IDE DVD drive that I have, plugging it directly
10866     into an IDE port and using the regular Linux ide-cd driver works just fine
10867     for reading [...] CD and the [not] copy protected sections of the DVD's.
10868    
10869     There is a protocol that the hardware decoder boards use to
10870     tell the DVD drive that they are a licensed implementation and should
10871     be allowed to read the copy protected sectors as well. I have been
10872     told that this protocol can be done entirely in software with a
10873     standard IDE port. Hopefully, somebody will reverse engineer this and
10874     make it a demand loaded kernel module. (Seriously, there is a lot
10875     that you are allowed to do with copyrighted material that this sort of
10876     hardware restriction prevents, and there are other important political
10877     issues involved relating to your rights to do as you please with the
10878     computer equipment that you bought and paid for.)
10879 root 1.387 %
10880 root 1.1 Where do you want to go today?
10881     We might support that sometime next year.
10882     -=- Microsoft
10883     (But I doubt it.)
10884     -=- Me
10885     -=- James Mastros
10886 root 1.387 %
10887 root 1.1 Hello570 <hello570@aol.com> wrote:
10888     > I tried printing a line to a file using both of the
10889     > following methods, but the output was split into two
10890     >lines.
10891    
10892     If you don't want newlines in the middle of your string, then don't
10893     put newlines in the middle of your string.
10894 root 1.387 %
10895 root 1.1 http://www.perl.com/CPAN/authors/Dean_Roehrich/subjects.post
10896 root 1.387 %
10897 root 1.1 Einstein himself said that God doesn't roll dice. But he was wrong. And
10898     in fact, anyone who has played role-playing games knows that God
10899     probably had to roll quite a few dice to come up with a character like
10900     Einstein. -- Larry Wall
10901 root 1.387 %
10902 root 1.1 From: Ragnar Hojland Espinosa <root@lightside.ddns.org>
10903    
10904     My $0.02 Euros on internationalization? I'm in Spain and my keyboard is
10905     mosty US mapped because the Spanish map is really awkward for programming.
10906     Computers were designed to be funcional, not politically (or locally)
10907     correct (hm, I don't think HAL ever spoke Russian). This "computers are easy
10908     for all" GUI related trend has done a lot of money, and lot of damage; at
10909     least command line OSes forced the user to actually learn something and
10910     absorb information. The user assumed so, so he did. Now he doesn't, and
10911     it's not all his fault.
10912    
10913     The WWW is full of useless (and ugly) graphics, of useless links to links to
10914     pages with links to links which usually end up in a huge links page. Of
10915     course, there are some jewels.. but they should be majority! It's
10916     understandable, when the tools and languages focus more on aspect that in
10917     content.
10918    
10919     Usenet is worse than ever, the interesting places have been ruined by
10920     spammers, c00l hak3rz, and more and more people asking (or demanding) for
10921     others doing their homework.. at least some time ago they were willing to
10922     learn (or pay for it;)
10923    
10924     IRC.. heh. The few times I've been on funet almost all I found is the same
10925     people in the above paragraph. And I do know some of them even run scripts
10926     to try denial of service or other destructive attacks on people they see,
10927     just for fun or to get the op.
10928    
10929     Email. Someone selling an "incredible program that allows you to bypass
10930     your ISP mail server, for only $89" (thats right, a smtp server). No OS
10931     mentioned, I somehow can guess which. And that stupid thing of sending
10932     mail to people in RTF and HTML format.. I'm gonna answer them in LaTeX.
10933    
10934     Internet, your ilimited junk yard.
10935    
10936     Using computers would make me real sad if it wasn't for UNIX and, of
10937     course, Linux and Linux people.
10938 root 1.387 %
10939 root 1.1 ... WNT == ++VMS . Literally. Dave Cutler created VMS,
10940     then he rewrote it as WNT.
10941    
10942     Ever used VMS? It's a step above DOS. Barely.
10943     --
10944     Clark O. Morgan cmorgan@aracnet.com
10945 root 1.387 %
10946 root 1.1 >Subject: If "=~" means match what is doesn't match?
10947    
10948     I heard that a friend of a friend might have once been told about a
10949     rumor that this information can be found in perlop, right next to
10950     where =~ is documented. (It's !~)
10951    
10952     I agree with Tom's assessment that the fall of modern man will be
10953     preceded by the de-evolution of communications to the days of oral
10954     tradition.
10955 root 1.387 %
10956 root 1.1 "Windows 95, the most installed system in the world,
10957     I know, I've done it 5 or 6 times myself"
10958 root 1.387 %
10959 root 1.1 The statistics programming language S, from AT&T, combines lazy
10960     evaluation with imperative programming. A nightmare.
10961 root 1.387 %
10962 root 1.1 "In 1965, as part of a research and development project for the
10963     U.S. Army, engineers at TRW Corp developed a software program
10964     called Generalized Information Retrieval Lanaguage and System."
10965     Or GIRLS for short.
10966 root 1.387 %
10967 root 1.1 Wissen bremst die Meinungsbildung voll aus.
10968 root 1.387 %
10969 root 1.1 I have an idea: Anybody who posts an URGENT! or EMERGENCY! request should
10970     post the circumstances behind the urgency. "I was having sex with my
10971     mistress in the server room and I knocked the Linux box over and the hard
10972     drive crashed and so I've reinstalled everything but I still can't get
10973     5_004_03 to build!"
10974    
10975     This would inspire me to action far more than the implied subtext of "I
10976     have no patience."
10977    
10978     xoxo,
10979     Andy
10980 root 1.387 %
10981 root 1.1 > I have Perl5 running on my pc.
10982     > and also front page98 and microsoft personal web server runnig.
10983     We all have our cross to bear.
10984 root 1.387 %
10985 root 1.1 (THIS IS LONG, YOU MAY WANT TO SKIP)
10986    
10987     From: mjd@plover.com (Mark-Jason Dominus)
10988     Date: 09 Nov 1995 02:57:30 GMT
10989     Subject: Re: system() question
10990    
10991     There are a lot of reasons, many of which get repeated over and
10992     over again, many of which don't. Some of the reasons you hear a lot
10993     are: Questions are incoherently phrased. Questions have the form 'My
10994     code doesn't work' and don't include the code. Questions include the
10995     code, and it's 200 lines long, and comp.lang.perl is not a debugging
10996     service. Nobody knows the answer to the question. The question is so
10997     badly punctuated that nobody can bear to read it. Questions aer
10998     written by a non-native speaker of English and the native speakers who
10999     are trying to understand it can't. (That's a shame, but it does
11000     happen. I often wish that these people would post in their native
11001     languages. I'd love to see more discussion in languages other than
11002     English. Some Dutch guy tried posting all his comp.lang.c articles in
11003     Dutch a few years ago, and all the Americans flamed him. How
11004     humiliating for me!)
11005    
11006     Apart from these oft-mentioned reasons are many others that are
11007     not so often discussed, because anyone who tries to bring them up gets
11008     flamed. But it's the truth: I know the reason I don't answer more
11009     questions is because so many of them questions are so damn stupid.
11010     They're stupid in a lot of different ways, but they're still stupid.
11011     I don't want to suggest that that's why your questions go unanswered.
11012     I don't know what you're asking. No doubt the reason your questions
11013     go unanswered is because they're so deep and interesting that nobody
11014     really knows the answer.
11015    
11016     The most common stupid question is the one from someone who has
11017     some high-level problem that they need solved. They have an idea that
11018     they'd like to do it in perl, and they don't really know perl. So
11019     instead of learning perl, they post to comp.lang.perl.misc.
11020    
11021     Now don't get me wrong. I don't have any problems answering the
11022     questions of someone who's trying to learn perl. I love THOSE
11023     qusetions. But these people don't seem to be asking useful questions
11024     for that.
11025    
11026     Today, for example, I saw a question from a guy who wants to get a
11027     list of hostnames out of nslookup. `How do I do that?' he says. And
11028     it's hard to know what to make of that. What does he mean? Does he
11029     not know how to open a pipe? Is his en' command failing? What's
11030     going on here? I can't give a useful answer without understanding the
11031     problem. Having your en' fail is a problem. Wanting to list
11032     hostnames is not a problem; it's a desire.
11033    
11034     Here are some similar questions that would have made more sense to me:
11035    
11036     1. `I'm a lazy asshole and I can't be bothered to learn to
11037     program myself, but I know if I post here you'll give me
11038     something for free.''
11039    
11040     (OK, fair enough. At least I can send him a rate card.)
11041    
11042     2. `I'm trying to use en' to talk to nslookup, but...
11043     ...here's my code; what's wrong?''
11044    
11045     (Good question.)
11046    
11047     3. `I know perl has a `System' command for running programs,
11048     but I can't see how to get my commands into nslookup
11049     once I have run it.''
11050     (Good question.)
11051    
11052     4. `I'm trying to use `Getprotobynumber' to talk to nslookup...''
11053    
11054     (Good question.)
11055    
11056     See, I'm not just biting people's heads off, here. #4 is a good
11057     question, because it gives me something to work with. OK, he has a
11058     very weird idea about interprocess communication, but that's
11059     ignorance, and that's what we're here to correct. He doesn't know
11060     about en'; I can refer him to the manual.
11061    
11062     Here's another example: Some guy wants to assemble a list of email
11063     addresses . `How do I do that?'' he wants to know. Well, duh. Get a
11064     big pad of paper and read news for a couple days and write down all
11065     the addresses you see. Problem solved. What's it doing in
11066     comp.lang.perl?
11067     Oh, you wanted to do it in perl. Well, I guess I'd open a socket
11068     to the NNTP server and send it some XHDR commands for the `From'
11069     lines. But that's not Perl; you could do that in any language. I
11070     could do it in Bourne Shell for you if I'm allowed to use a little
11071     external thingie to handle the socket parts for me. What's it doing
11072     in comp.lang.perl?
11073    
11074     Oh, you wanted us to write the program for you? Wait, let me send
11075     you my rate card.
11076    
11077     Someone posted yesterday asking how to get the data from a file where
11078     the start and end of the data is marked by keywords. Same thing going on
11079     here. `Well, here's how you solve your problem: First you go take an
11080     introductory class in programming and learn to write programs in some
11081     language. Then you go to the bookstore and buy this book by Wall and
11082     Schwartz, it's really good. Read the book carefully and try out the
11083     examples. Then if you still have general questions like `How do I do this'
11084     instead of thought that this code would do X but instead it does Y' you hire
11085     a professional to write your program for you. Or you could just skip right
11086     to step 3. Want my rate card?''
11087    
11088     The worst stupid questions are the ones that come from people who
11089     have no business asking them. The most perfect example of this that I
11090     could have imagined was in comp.unix.questions a couple of years ago.
11091     Some guy came and asked how you could tell if a file is a hard link.
11092     My jaw flapped open and it's stayed open since then. I couldn't have
11093     been any more stumped if he'd asked why Bodhidharma came from the
11094     West. What do you say to this guy? Do you tell him the truth, that
11095     all files are hard links, that even symbolic links are hard links?
11096     He's not going to understand you; you might as well keep your mouth
11097     shut. Do you tell him the truth, that the answer won't do him any
11098     good because he doesn't know what a hard link is, so why did he bother
11099     asking in the first place? No, that'll just make him mad. I followed
11100     that message for the next couple weeks, and nobody said anything.
11101     What could you say? The guy had no business asking the question and
11102     no use for the answer. Maybe the right answer would have been to cut
11103     off his finger or something. I dunno.
11104    
11105     Some questions get ignored because they're boring. Someone asked
11106     today how to compare two variables (I assumme he means the contents of
11107     those variables) to see if they're exactly the same. You've gotta be
11108     in an awfully good mood to take the time to answer that. Maybe
11109     someone will. Maybe I will.
11110    
11111     If I answer that one today, maybe he'll be back tomorrow asking
11112     how to check to see if two variables contain different values. Maybe
11113     I won't. What I find incredible is that if you tell these people to
11114     go read the manual and come back in two weeks, you sometimes get
11115     jumped on for not being helpful to beginners. Bah. If everyone told
11116     these people to go read the manual, they'd eventually figure out that
11117     that's what you have to do ,and then I wouldn't have to spend so much
11118     of my life dealing with incompetent programmers.
11119    
11120     Some questions are logically nonsensical because the querent
11121     thinks they know more than they do. A lot of these have the form
11122     `How do I use X to accomplish Y?'' There's nothing wrong with this,
11123     except that sometimes X is a chocolate-covered banana and Y is the
11124     integration of European currency systems. I always get stuck on
11125     these, probably because I can't get rid of the idea that the person
11126     really has a good reason for wanting to use X. I know a half-dozen
11127     easy simple ways to accomplish Y, but I can't imagine what X has to do
11128     with it. This is a problem for me in my day job, too. Clients are
11129     always saying to me `We want to use product X to do multimedia
11130     development on the world-wide web,'' and all I can think is `Well,
11131     gee, what would you want to go and do that for?'' Sometimes it turns
11132     out that they want to do it because they want to impress the
11133     manufacturers of X, and I don't work on those jobs.
11134    
11135     The flip side of this is a questions like `I want to accomplish
11136     X, but I don't want to use Y. What can I use instead?'' Which,
11137     again, is sometimes reasonable, and then sometimes X is closing a
11138     filehandle and Y is the `Close' function.
11139    
11140     The questions I like the best are the ones that go like this:
11141    
11142     `I want to accomplish X.
11143    
11144     I thought that the following code fragment would do it:
11145    
11146     ...
11147    
11148     But instead it does Y.
11149    
11150     Why is that?''
11151    
11152     This one is also pretty good:
11153    
11154     `I want to accomplish X.
11155     I thought I might be able to use facility Y.
11156    
11157     But Y doesn't seem like it's quite right,
11158     because of Z.
11159    
11160     What should I use instead of Y, or how can I overcome Z?''
11161    
11162     When I ignore these, it's usually because I don't know the answer.
11163     There were an awful lot of them today. It makes me very happy.
11164    
11165    
11166     There you go; a 160-line dissertation on why questions go unanswered.
11167     Now don't let me hear you saying nobody ever answers your questions.
11168    
11169     --
11170     Consulting Minister for Consultants, DNRC
11171     The Bill of Rights is paid in Responsibilities - Jean McGuire
11172 root 1.387 %
11173 root 1.1 >> BTW, would it be easier to cope with international text using Python?
11174     >Sigh... you're breaking my heart. Ask Jack Jansen, he probably knows.
11175    
11176     If I were really evel, I would point out that the newest TCL (8.1) has
11177     support for international character sets and Unicode. But then, mentioning
11178     TCL in this newsfroup would be really bad. So, of course, I don't do that.
11179    
11180     Ups. I'm so sorry ... ;-)
11181    
11182     bye, Georg
11183 root 1.387 %
11184 root 1.1 I personally do not believe in object orientation as a security model
11185     (nor as a general programming paradigm), but feel free to try to
11186     convince me.
11187    
11188     [ Or maybe I confuse you with somebody else and some other posting ]
11189    
11190     Linus
11191 root 1.387 %
11192 root 1.1 ++ how can i strip new lines out at var.
11193     ++
11194    
11195     Removing new lines is very tricky, as the manual tells you so. Ignore the
11196     complicated things in the manual, and put in this neat little trick:
11197    
11198 root 1.85 $var=join+q,,,grep{ord$[[qq$\137$]]<10 or+10<ord}split+q,,,$var;
11199 root 1.1
11200     If you're old enough not to read the manual, you won't have a problem
11201     understanding the above line.
11202    
11203     Abigail
11204 root 1.387 %
11205 root 1.1 I fixed the problem by mounting the SCO volume on the SunOS box, and since
11206     1995 the problem has gone away together with the SCO machine.
11207 root 1.387 %
11208 root 1.1 ++ Hi Does anybody know how to upload many graphic files at the push of a
11209     ++ button?
11210     Yes.
11211    
11212     ++ 100 pictures or so?
11213     Yes.
11214    
11215     ++ Can I do it in Perl?
11216     Yes.
11217    
11218     Your question isn't Perl specific. Please ask in the relevant
11219     newsgroup. alt.button.play
11220    
11221     Abigail
11222 root 1.387 %
11223 root 1.1 perly gates - The way to perl; Enter hackerdom.
11224    
11225     perly Gates - Contradictio in Terminis.
11226    
11227     Martien
11228 root 1.387 %
11229 root 1.388 Ren hat weder von Sinnhaftigkeit noch von Kausalität geschrieben, sondern
11230     nur von Logik. Logik und Kausalität sind in unserem (normalen) Denken zwar
11231     eng miteinander verknüpft, sind aber nicht dasselbe. Sinn ist hingegen noch
11232     etwas Drittes und ganz verschiedenes! "Sinn" bedeutet mindestens, daß eine
11233 root 1.1 Sache eine gewisse Richtung hat, wie in "Uhrzeigersinn". Meistens bedeutet
11234 root 1.388 Sinn aber, daß eine Sache einen bestimmten Zweck erfüllt. Auch darf man
11235     nicht "verursachen" mit "begründen" verwechseln, weil die beiden
11236     unterschiedlich sind. Die Existenz muß auch keinen Sinn haben, um eine
11237     Ursache zu haben. Das sind zwei völlig voneinander unabhängige Sachen. Die
11238 root 1.1 Existenz hat einen Sinn, also eine Richtung, wenn wir unserer Existenz eine
11239 root 1.388 Richtung geben. Dieser Sinn kann auf etwas abzielen, was außerhalb unserer
11240     selbst steht, muß aber nicht... Sie kann auch einen Sinn haben, der schon da
11241 root 1.1 war, bevor wir uns danach ausgerichtet haben - von all dem schreibt Ren aber
11242     nicht. ;)
11243    
11244 root 1.388 Worauf Ren wohl hinaus wollte, ist, daß wenn die Logik des begrenzten Raumes
11245     nicht gilt, daß dann die Logik schlechthin hinfällig wird und so jedes Sein
11246     fragwürdig wird. Das ist aber nicht der Fall, da die Logik, die er von den
11247 root 1.1 Grenzen des Raumes aufstellt, gar keine wirkliche Logik ist, sondern nur die
11248     Grenzen des menschlichen Verstandes zeigt. Er kann sich nicht vorstellen,
11249 root 1.388 daß außerhalb der Grenzen des Raumes "Nichts" ist, weil man sich als Mensch
11250 root 1.1 das Nichts nicht vorstellen kann.
11251    
11252 root 1.388 Darüber hinaus meinte er, daß die "Existenz unlogisch" würde. Dieser Satz
11253     ist vollkommen unverständlich. Denn entweder ist etwas, oder es ist nicht.
11254 root 1.1 Das ist auch schon die ganze Logik einer Existenz. (Aristoteles: Satz vom
11255 root 1.388 ausgeschlossenen Dritten) Unlogisch wäre, wenn etwas ist, das nicht ist oder
11256 root 1.1 wenn etwas nicht ist, das ist.
11257    
11258 root 1.388 Von der Unfähigkeit des Menschen, sich einen unbegrenzten aber endlichen
11259 root 1.1 Raum (oder wie auch immer der Weltraum nun aussieht) vorzustellen auf die
11260 root 1.388 "Unlogik der Existenz" zu schließen, ist aber wohl nicht ganz möglich, zumal
11261     eine Existenz nicht unlogisch sein kann. Was sollte das auch heißen? Daher
11262 root 1.1 ist das Problem, das Ren aufwirft, nur ein Scheinproblem. Die Existenz an
11263 root 1.388 sich wird nicht in Frage gestellt dadurch, daß man sich etwas - egal was -
11264 root 1.1 nicht vorstellen kann. Er verwechselt die Begriffe "unlogisch" und
11265     "unvorstellbar".
11266    
11267     Thomas.Decker@lrz.uni-muenchen.de
11268 root 1.387 %
11269 root 1.1 Marcel Richter wrote:
11270     > Marcel Richter - IQ: 3538327
11271     ^^^
11272     fehlt da nicht irgendwo ein Komma.... =?-)
11273 root 1.387 %
11274 root 1.1 The X server has to be the biggest program I've ever seen that doesn't
11275     do anything for you. --Ken Thompson
11276 root 1.387 %
11277 root 1.1 linux-2.1.92/fs/autofs/root.c:
11278     printk("autofs: trying to recover, but prepare for Armageddon\n");
11279 root 1.387 %
11280 root 1.1 >>Vincent DiPietro, the discoverer of the face on mars, has thrown in
11281     >>the towel, and said that the face on mars is a pile of rocks.
11282     >Was sollte es denn sonst sein?
11283    
11284     An artificial pile of rocks.
11285 root 1.387 %
11286 root 1.1 > ps: mal nebenbei: eine unbekannte variable beim analysieren des
11287     > marsgesichtes ist es, dass mensch gar nicht weiss, wie die lebende,
11288     > gedachte oder sonstige vorlage eigentlich aussieht. dazu kommt natuerlich
11289     > noch das fehlende wissen um die intention des "kuenstlers", ob er
11290     > beispielsweise nur aspekte bzw. partien eines gesichtes integrieren wollte
11291     > - und natuerlich, ob es ueberhaupt kunst ist:)
11292    
11293     Ganz genau. Und das Matterhorn ist eine palaeoimpressionistische Studie des
11294     Geruchsorgans der Rasse der Ciabattanimalier. Aber das wussten hier
11295     sicherlich schon alle. Das ganze Universum ist ausserdem eigentlich nur ein
11296     grosser Flipperautomat.
11297    
11298     Christoph Schulte Moenting - ubec@rz.uni-karlsruhe.de
11299 root 1.387 %
11300 root 1.1 > Kris Weilemann schrieb
11301     >
11302     > >MIR ging es neulich aehnlich. Ich wurde von Ausserirdischen entfuehrt.
11303     > >Ich wurde eingesperrt in einem dunklem Raum mit langen Sitzreihen und mit
11304     > >einer Popcorn-artigen Substanz gefuettert. Nach 2 Stunden war alles
11305     > >vorbei. Einen Tag spaeter stellte ich fest, dass mir 18 Mark im
11306     > >Geldbeutel fehlten. Ist das nicht krass? -Kris.
11307 root 1.387 %
11308 root 1.388 ... Jazz ist nicht nur das erfolgreichste, sondern auch das einzige originäre Kunstgenre,
11309     daß die USA jemals hervorgebracht haben.
11310 root 1.1
11311     "Apropos Musik", HR2 am 16.4.98
11312 root 1.387 %
11313 root 1.1 http://www.rsw.com/
11314    
11315     The Unix shell as a 4GL
11316    
11317     Unix provides hundreds of programs that can be piped together to easily
11318     perform almost any function imaginable. Nothing comes close to providing the
11319     functions that come standard with Unix. Programs and philosophies carried
11320     over from other systems put walls between the user and Unix, and the power
11321     of Unix is thrown away. The shell, extended with a few relational operators,
11322     is the fourth generation database scripting language most appropriate to the
11323     Unix environment.
11324 root 1.387 %
11325 root 1.1 Perl is incredibly difficult to parse. For example, what's the difference
11326     between these:
11327    
11328     time /3 ;#/; print "hello";
11329     sin /3 ;#/; print "goodbye";
11330    
11331     Right. The first one is time divided by 3, and the print is in a comment.
11332     The second one is the sin of the result of a regular expression match for "3
11333     ;#", and the print gets executed!
11334    
11335     There's no pure BNF in the world that'll handle that. And remember, with
11336     "use" and prototypes available, whether you parse something like "sin" or
11337     "time" depends on its definition in some other file, somewhere in the galaxy
11338     (or even decided by Perl code in a BEGIN block, that evals a prototype!).
11339    
11340     Which led Larry to say at one point: "the only thing that can parse Perl is
11341     'perl'".
11342    
11343     --
11344     Randal L. Schwartz
11345 root 1.387 %
11346 root 1.1 Ronald J Kimball <rjk@coos.dartmouth.edu> writes:
11347    
11348     > Pascal AMRAM wrote:
11349     > > Subject: MSEXCHANGE / OUTLOOK
11350     >
11351     > So here I am trying to figure out what an M sex change is....
11352    
11353     It's obviously the opposite of an F sex change. HTH.
11354    
11355     --
11356     Jonathan Feinberg jdf@pobox.com Sunny Brooklyn, NY
11357 root 1.387 %
11358 root 1.1 The management (my cats) made me say this.
11359 root 1.387 %
11360 root 1.1 uae-0.6.9/custom.c:800:
11361     write_log ("Program is torturing BPLCON1.\n");
11362 root 1.387 %
11363 root 1.1 uae-0.6.9/src/memory.c:363
11364     write_log ("Your Amiga program just did something terribly stupid\n");
11365 root 1.387 %
11366 root 1.1 Closures make sense in any programming language where you
11367     can have the return value of a function be itself a
11368     function, as you can in Perl. Note that some languages
11369     provide anonymous functions but are not capable of
11370     providing proper closures; the Python language, for
11371     example.
11372 root 1.387 %
11373 root 1.1 When the only tool you own is a hammer, every problem begins to
11374     resemble a nail.
11375 root 1.387 %
11376 root 1.1 > but all I get are 501 errors, method not supported. I am not 100% sure what
11377     > I did wrong.
11378    
11379     What you did wrong was post a microsoft server question to a perl
11380     newsgroup.
11381 root 1.387 %
11382 root 1.1 I am trying to learn Perl on my Windows 97 system. In particular...
11383 root 1.387 %
11384 root 1.388 >Es kamen Außerirdische, die Pyramiden bauten und andere Wunder
11385     >vollbrachten. Dafür wurden sie vergöttert. Diese außerirdischen bauten dann
11386 root 1.1 >wahrscheinlich auch die Cydonia Region.
11387    
11388     Etwa zehnmal zu oft 'Stargate' gesehen, was?
11389 root 1.387 %
11390 root 1.388 >Die Menschheit kämpft seit Millionen von Jahren gegeneinander.
11391 root 1.1
11392 root 1.388 Welche Hälfte ist denn da die grössere? :o)
11393 root 1.387 %
11394 root 1.1 ...am still rebuilding after being hit with a clock changing virus it reset
11395     my clock to 2039 unfortunately for me my OS is beta 98 needless to say it
11396     expired instantly!!!
11397 root 1.387 %
11398 root 1.1 From: Per Bothner <bothner@cygnus.com>
11399     To: Pal Engstad <engstad@hunt.inmet.com>
11400    
11401     > Linus Torvalds requires that all code in the source is using a tab
11402     > length of 8 spaces, and he also states that you are a bad programmer
11403     > if you write code with more than 3 indentation levels.
11404    
11405     I didn't know that Linus Torvalds has done research on programming styles.
11406     He much have, since why else would you have the audacity quote him as
11407     an authority, on a list where there are dozens of people with more
11408     than double Linus's programming experience?
11409    
11410     > This has caused the code to be fairly easy to read and maintainance is
11411     > pretty straight forward.
11412    
11413     Irrelevant - a kernel is a lot simpler than an optimizing compiler,
11414     in terms of complexity of algorithms and data structures.
11415 root 1.387 %
11416 root 1.1 Nach der Diskussion muss ich akzeptieren, dass die juengst erfolgte
11417     Erdbeschleunigung von - 0,6 auf - 0,4 Millisekunden kein zwingender Beweis
11418     fuer einen Permanentantrieb ist. Aber: In letzter Zeit kommt es bei mir immer
11419     wieder vor, dass ich Dinge einfach weiss. Selbst wenn ich sie nicht begruenden
11420     kann. Ich weiss trotzdem dass sie stimmen muessen und der Antrieb existiert.
11421     Mit der Zeit findet sich dann auch die Begruendung.
11422 root 1.387 %
11423 root 1.1 Wir suchen neue AussenMitarbeiterInnen... (S.Pernar@Link-Goe)
11424 root 1.387 %
11425 root 1.1 hyperltext (hy'perl-text), n. double-quotish-interpolated hypertext markup:
11426     Example:
11427     print qq[[<LI><A HREF="$self->[[url]]">@[[[ucfirst $self->[[title]]]]]</A>\n]];
11428 root 1.387 %
11429 root 1.1 liperlsuction: What happens to any script longer than 10 lines once
11430     Randal gets his hands on it
11431 root 1.387 %
11432 root 1.1 Uperl Volta - country where perl programmers control the electricity.
11433 root 1.387 %
11434 root 1.1 > Anybody successfully installed the win32 version of Perl?
11435    
11436     No! Millions of people don't use perl on win32 machines. You may be the
11437     first if you get it working.
11438 root 1.387 %
11439 root 1.1 > Macintosh.
11440     > Think different.
11441    
11442     Think Again.
11443 root 1.387 %
11444 root 1.1 Bill.Cilnton@dyselxia.com
11445 root 1.387 %
11446 root 1.1 tsatan@hotmail.com writes:
11447     > Why does perl have the "push" and "unshift" functions? ...
11448     > push @nums, 4; is the same as @nums = (@nums, 4);
11449    
11450     What do you want, Scheme? ;)
11451 root 1.387 %
11452 root 1.1 # There is this special biologist word we use for 'stable'.
11453     # It is 'dead'. -- Jack Cohen
11454 root 1.387 %
11455 root 1.1 | I am returning this otherwise good typing paper to you because
11456     | someone has printed gibberish all over it and put your name at the
11457     | top.
11458 root 1.387 %
11459 root 1.1 I had a student ask about the UN9 operating system. I didn't understabd what
11460     he was talking about so he wrote UNIX on the board.
11461 root 1.387 %
11462 root 1.1 On 1 Apr 98 17:34:23 GMT, Schulung7 wrote:
11463     ^^^^^^^^^
11464     >Was haltet ihr vom UFO-Absturz in Rosswell?
11465    
11466     Nichts. Und jetzt geh woanders spielen.
11467 root 1.387 %
11468 root 1.1 >Kann man hier irgendwie mal die UFOs reinbringen, um die es in dieser NG
11469     >gehen soll?
11470    
11471 root 1.388 Nein, der Datentyp wäre inkompatibel. UFOs sind per Definitionem
11472 root 1.1 materielle Objekte (obwohl das zur Zeit fraglich ist ;-), die sich in
11473     diesem Medium nicht austauschen lassen.
11474 root 1.387 %
11475 root 1.1 Wer redet hier denn von der "Hui Hui"? Ich sprach von "Hui! Hui!".
11476 root 1.387 %
11477 root 1.388 >> nein...ist kein Sender. Eine taiwanesische Sekte hat behauptet, daß am
11478     >> 25.3. auf allen TVs der Welt Gott auf Kanal 18 erscheinen würde.
11479 root 1.1 >> Ist natuerlich nicht eingetreten.
11480     >
11481     >Aber unsere Haus-Sat-Anlage geht seither nicht mehr.
11482    
11483     Ein Zeichen! Er hat uns ein Zeichen gegeben! Zieht alle euren linken
11484     Schuh aus!
11485 root 1.387 %
11486 root 1.1 >Klingt nach Erdstillstand.
11487    
11488 root 1.388 Ich bin entsetzt. Man hat hoffentlich sofort Wiederbedrehungsmaßnahmen
11489 root 1.1 eingeleitet?
11490 root 1.387 %
11491 root 1.1 Mars Global Surveyor Imaging Schedule
11492    
11493    
11494     First opportunity
11495     Approximate
11496     Orbit Internet
11497     Date Time (UTC/Pacific) Number Target Posting
11498    
11499     4-3-98 09:58/1:58 a.m. 216 Viking Lander 1 April 6
11500     4-3-98 21:37/1:37 p.m. 217 Viking Lander 2 April 7
11501     4-4-98 09:16/1:16 a.m. 218 Mars Pathfinder April 7
11502     4-5-98 08:33/12:33 a.m. 220 Cydonia April 6 (mid-a.m.)
11503    
11504     Second opportunity
11505     Approximate
11506     Orbit Internet
11507     Date Time (UTC/Pacific) Number Target Posting
11508    
11509     4-12-98 15:23/ 8:23 a.m. 235 Viking Lander 1 April 14
11510     4-13-98 03:01/ 8:01 p.m. 236 Viking Lander 2 April 15
11511     4-13-98 14:40/ 7:40 a.m. 237 Mars Pathfinder April 15
11512     4-14-98 13:57/ 6:57 a.m. 239 Cydonia April 14 (mid-p.m.)
11513    
11514     Third opportunity
11515     Approximate
11516     Orbit Internet
11517     Date Time (UTC/Pacific) Number Target Posting
11518    
11519     4-21-98 20:45/1:45 p.m. 254 Viking Lander 1 April 23
11520     4-22-98 08:23/1:23 a.m. 255 Viking Lander 2 April 24
11521     4-22-98 20:02/1:02 p.m. 256 Mars Pathfinder April 24
11522     4-23-98 19:18/12:18 p.m. 258 Cydonia April 24 (mid-a.m.)
11523    
11524 root 1.387 %
11525 root 1.1 > >2. Der Menschheit ist durch Inzucht entstanden. Laut biologischem
11526 root 1.388 > >Wissen, unwahrscheinlich, da Mutation und Mißbildungen auftreten
11527     > >würden.
11528 root 1.1 >
11529     > Vermutung: Das ist auch aufgetreten. Siehe levitische "Gesetze" zur
11530     > "Behandlung" von "Aussatz" insb. im 3. "Mose". Die hatten schon Probleme.
11531     Sag mal, bei Dir piepts wohl nicht mehr richtig! Aussatz, heute besser
11532     unter dem Namen Lepra bekannt, ist keine Erbkrankheit. Es ist eine
11533     (heute heilbare) Infektionskrankheit, verursacht durch Bakterien.
11534     Also nichts von Inzucht, wie Du das in Deinem latenten Rassenwahn
11535     implizierst.
11536 root 1.387 %
11537 root 1.1 > You might please start up with reading more than one sentence - a skill
11538     > quite familiar in Europe, but as it seems not in the USA.
11539 root 1.387 %
11540 root 1.1 Yup. Instead of crashing Xservers, now you have crashing kernels.
11541     Big improvement.
11542 root 1.387 %
11543 root 1.1 -- "Hey look, this new card is for windows and only $xx!"
11544     -- "Yes, but it's braindead and will hurt your performance. Take that one
11545     over there. Besides, it's not an ope.."
11546     -- "Why that one?"
11547     -- "Because it's better, sinc.."
11548     -- "But I can do the same with this one, it's cheaper, and its for windows!"
11549 root 1.387 %
11550 root 1.1 In der Klinik, in der ich mal arbeiten musste, hatten wir einen echten
11551     Koenig Ludwig II und mindestens fuenf Stueck Jesus - sowas gibts halt,
11552     wenn Du verstehst, was ich meine.
11553 root 1.387 %
11554 root 1.1 > Hast Du mal einen Stein beobachtet, der eine Unzahl komplexer
11555     > Vorgaenge paresentiert, einschliesslich der Hervorbringung
11556     > etlicher Lebensformen?
11557    
11558     Jepp. Ist nur ein Problem mit der Definition von "zahlreich".
11559    
11560     > Hast Du mal einen Steinen beobachtet, der sich mal eben
11561     > "verwandelt", und auf dem dann lauter Wesen rumkrabbeln,
11562     > die aus ihm selbst entsprungen sind?
11563    
11564     Klar doch. Ist nur ein Problem mit der Definition von "lauter".
11565    
11566     > Ueberspitzt: Hast Du mal einen Steinen beobachtet, der
11567     > ploetzlich zum Lebewesen wird und Dich fragt, wer oder was
11568     > er eigentlich ist?
11569    
11570 root 1.388 Tja, da hören die Übereinstimmungen auf. Ich dachte Du meinst
11571 root 1.1 Erwin Stein. Den kenne ich. Der hat zwei Kinder. Die krabbeln
11572 root 1.388 ab und zu auf ihm herum. Der ist aber nicht plötzlich zum Le-
11573 root 1.1 bewesen geworden, sondern den gibt es nun schon ein wenig
11574 root 1.388 länger. Und er hat mich auch noch nie gefragt, wer oder was
11575 root 1.1 er eigentlich ist. Zumindest nicht in einem Zustand, den man
11576 root 1.388 als "normal" bezeichnen könnte. So wird das anscheinend nix.
11577 root 1.1 Ciao
11578     Stefan
11579 root 1.387 %
11580 root 1.1 "These download files are in Microsoft Word 6.0 format. After
11581     unzipping, these files can be viewed in any text editor, including
11582     all versions of Microsoft Word, WordPad, and Microsoft Word Viewer."
11583     (http://www.microsoft.com/hwdev/pc99.htm)
11584 root 1.387 %
11585 root 1.1 Video cards have write-only registers. (of course that is bad design) Let's
11586     say that register 13 is write-only, as is common. It holds an index that
11587     determines what register 69 (also write-only) actually changes. If you write
11588     to register 13 while the accelerator is active, you lock the PCI bus. You
11589     can't determine if the accelerator is active without reading from register
11590     42, but you can't interpret the contents of that register correctly without
11591     knowing what the last accelerator command was. Reading from register 13 gets
11592     you some useless (unrelated) info and _also_ toggles the accelerator on and
11593     off.
11594 root 1.387 %
11595 root 1.1 Join the Army,
11596     Meet interesting people,
11597     Kill them.
11598 root 1.387 %
11599 root 1.1 > Wie entsteht Materie? Ich koennte mir vorstellen, dass Energie in Materie
11600     > umwandelbar ist.
11601    
11602     E=m*c^2 (Schon mal gehoert?) (Schon mal verstanden??)
11603 root 1.387 %
11604 root 1.388 >nach der die Pygmäen geheime UFO-Basen in ausgehöhlten Baumstämmen
11605 root 1.1 >unterhalten (Vorsicht: das war ein Witz :-) ).
11606 root 1.387 %
11607 root 1.1 > (Bernhard Nahrgang) wrote:
11608     >
11609     > >> Logische Annahme: Die Erde waechst entweder kontinuierlich, oder periodisch
11610     > >> ruckartig.
11611     > >wie kann jemand mit dem IQ von 130 nur SO SELTEN BLOEDE sein??
11612     >
11613 root 1.388 > Norbert ist nicht selten blöde...
11614 root 1.1
11615     :-)
11616 root 1.387 %
11617 root 1.1 SAT 1 Teletext: Ein Asteroid mit einem Durchmesser von fast einem Kilometer
11618 root 1.388 rast mit großer Geschwindigkeit auf die Erde zu. US-Astronomen befürchten:
11619     "XF11" könnte im Jahr 2028 auf der Erde einschlagen. Die Folgen wären
11620 root 1.1 verheerend. "Der rasende Stein aus dem All ist eine Gefahr", warnt Jack G.
11621     Hills vom US-Kernforschungszentrum Los Alamos: "Wenn er die Erde trifft,
11622     wird er die Sprengkraft von 320.000 Megatonnen Dynamit haben." Das
11623     entspricht dem Zweimillionenfachen der Atombombe...
11624    
11625     ARD/ZDF Teletext: ASTEROID MIT KURS AUF ERDE ENTDECKT Amerikanische
11626     Astronomen haben einen Asteroiden ausgemacht, der in 30 Jahren der Erde
11627 root 1.388 gefährlich nahekommen wird. Die Gefahr, daß der Asteroid einschlagen wird,
11628     sei gering, aber auch nicht völlig auszuschließen. Nach derzeitigen
11629 root 1.1 Berechnungen wird der Asteroid mit der Bezeichnung "1997 XF11" am 26.Oktober
11630 root 1.388 2028 unserem Planeten am nächsten kommen. "1997 XF11" hat etwa einen
11631     Durchmesser von 1,6 Kilometern. Erstmals käme ein Objekt dieser Größe der
11632     Erde so nahe, hieß es in dem Bericht der Internationalen Astronomischen
11633 root 1.1 Union.
11634    
11635 root 1.388 RTL Teletext: Himmelskörper rast auf Erde zu Ein Asteroid wird im Jahr 2028
11636     der Erde gefährlich nahe kommen. Amerikanische Wissenschaftler haben die
11637 root 1.1 Chance eines Zusammenpralls auf eins zu tausend berechnet. Sollte der
11638 root 1.388 Asteroid, der einen Durchmesser von 1,8 Kilometern hat, aufprallen, könnte
11639     er eine gigantische Flutwelle auslösen, so die Forscher. Auch ein genaues
11640     Datum haben die Wissenschaftler schon errechnet: Von Europa aus wäre das
11641 root 1.1 Naturschauspiel am 26. Oktober 2028 zu beobachten.
11642 root 1.387 %
11643 root 1.1 * Linux Viruscan.....
11644     Windows 95 Found Remove it ? (Y/y)
11645 root 1.387 %
11646 root 1.1 >>Hmm, welche Behauptungen entsprechen denn deiner Meinung nach der
11647 root 1.388 >>Realität?
11648 root 1.1 >>
11649     >>Das es das FBI wirklich gibt?
11650 root 1.388 >>Das Scully frigide ist, und deshalb mit Mulder nichts anfangen möchte?
11651     >>Das Mulder homosexuell ist, und deshalb mit Scully nichts anfangen möchte?
11652 root 1.1 >>Das der CSM einen Vertrag mit Marlb*ro hat?
11653     >
11654     >Hinter diesen "Fragen" erkenne ich z.B. eine gut bekannte Strategie. Die
11655     >FBI-Frage ist bewusst absurd. Das Abgleiten ins Sexuelle hat ebenfalls
11656 root 1.387 %
11657 root 1.1 "'You're a Cirrus. You're crap. I'm an S3. I rule. Thank you and please drive through.'"
11658 root 1.387 %
11659 root 1.1 > How could you have perl take a set of numbers (1,2,3,4) and put them
11660     > into a random order???
11661     >
11662    
11663     @array=qw(1 2 3 4);
11664     print "@array[1,3,2,0]\n";
11665    
11666     I've checked this against other possible random orderings
11667     of these numbers, and this ordering is at least as random as
11668     any of the other possible ones. The benefit of this one being
11669     that it begins with the number 2, which is my favorite random
11670     number less than 42.
11671 root 1.387 %
11672 root 1.1 From what I am reading Win98 and NT5.0 will be getting rid of all that
11673     crap anyway. Seems that Microsoft has invented something called TCP/IP and
11674     another really revolutionary concept called DNS that eliminates the
11675     netbios crap too. All that arping from browsers is going to go away.
11676     I also hear rumors that they are on the verge of breakthrough discoveries
11677     called NFS, and LPD too. Given enough time and money, they might
11678     eventually invent Unix.
11679 root 1.387 %
11680 root 1.1 In Germany, where typeface design has always been a significant part of
11681     the cultural heritage, and where typefounding has remained an important
11682     business, there are more than one kind of copyright-like protections for
11683     typefaces. Certain long-standing industrial design protection laws have
11684     been used to protect typeface designs in litigation over royalties and
11685     plagiarisms. Further, there is a recent law, the so-called
11686     "Schriftzeichengesetz" enacted in 1981, that specifically protects
11687     typeface designs. New designs are registered, as is done with
11688     copyright in most countries. This law only protects new, original
11689     designs. It is available to non-German designers and firms. Therefore,
11690     some type firms and designers routinely copyright new designs in West
11691     Germany. This gives a degree of protection for products marketed in
11692     Germany. Since multinational corporations may find it cheaper to
11693     license a design for world-wide use rather than deal with a special case
11694     in one country, the German law does encourage licensing on a broader
11695     scale than would initially seem to be the case.
11696 root 1.387 %
11697 root 1.1 [linux processes vs. nt/solaris threads]
11698     Rob Pike pointed out that the solution to slow process creation is
11699     faster process creation, not another kernel abstraction.
11700 root 1.387 %
11701 root 1.1 Does anybody know how to communicate between a PC and a modem,
11702     using a Perl CGI script?
11703 root 1.387 %
11704 root 1.1 >I really don't know crap about PERL. How is it different from JAVA?
11705    
11706     One tiny difference: Java can crash your browser. It happened to me last
11707     week.
11708 root 1.387 %
11709 root 1.1 Brieweb> I heard Randal Schwartz say he could write an entire httpd server in 90 lines
11710     Brieweb> of PERL.
11711     No, that's an http *proxy* server. A simple web server is much shorter.
11712     From "perldoc HTTP::Daemon"...
11713     [Randal Schwartz]
11714 root 1.387 %
11715 root 1.1 But the possibility of abuse may be a good reason for leaving
11716     capabilities out of other computer languages, it's not a good reason
11717     for leaving capabilities out of Perl.
11718     [Larry Wall in `Macros'. [[perl5-porters]]]
11719 root 1.387 %
11720 root 1.1 Yes: Java's main advantage over Perl is that it's hard to use for casual
11721     programmers, so keeps all but the most intrepid programmers away from it.
11722     It has no decent support for string processing, allowing you to spend
11723     hours at useless debugging. It has a very restrictive and static system
11724     to make sure you don't try anything interesting. It makes sure that you
11725     use objects, by golly, because James Gosling said so. It's easy for C++
11726     programmers to use, and hard for shell or BASIC programmers to use. It
11727     also only runs on a few systems, locking its customers into a a closed
11728     system and restricting their options.
11729     [Tom Christiansen in `Java Vs. Perl']
11730 root 1.387 %
11731 root 1.1 <Bill_Gates> Where do you want to go today?
11732     <Phase_5> Where do go tomorrow?
11733     <BlueFlux> Where were you yesterday?!?!
11734 root 1.387 %
11735 root 1.1 "It's not to control, but to protect the citizens of Singapore. In our
11736     society, you can state your views, but they have to be correct."
11737     Ernie Hai
11738     Coordinator of Singapore Government Internet Project
11739 root 1.387 %
11740 root 1.1 : I very much prefer a useful error message than a "it produced the wrong
11741     : results" report from the users.
11742    
11743     if i got even "it produced the wrong results" from our users, i would
11744     be in 7th heaven. ours often mail us with such insightful requests as
11745     "can you tell me my email address?" no, sorry, that should be "CAN U
11746     TEL ME MY E MAIL ADRES DUDE?!!!?? HURRY!!!"
11747 root 1.387 %
11748 root 1.1 There are many intelligent species in the Universe.
11749     They are all owned by cats.
11750 root 1.387 %
11751 root 1.1 Why dignify your unsustainable, unjustifiable, unprovable feeble
11752     attempts at character assassination with anything resembling a reply?
11753     You only make yourself look foolish by mouthing off like that.
11754 root 1.387 %
11755 root 1.1 From: L & K Olson <kolson@mbnet.mb.ca>
11756     Subject: If they wrote error messages in haiku ...
11757    
11758     Yesterday it worked
11759     Today it is not working
11760     Windows is like that
11761     - - -
11762     wind catches lily
11763     scatt'ring petals to the wind:
11764     segmentation fault
11765     - - -
11766     Three things are certain:
11767     Death, taxes, and lost data.
11768     Guess which has occurred.
11769     - - -
11770     A file that big?
11771     It might be very useful.
11772     But now it is gone.
11773     - - -
11774     Windows NT crashed.
11775     I am the Blue Screen of Death.
11776     No one hears your screams.
11777     - - -
11778     Errors have occurred.
11779     We won't tell you where or why.
11780     Lazy programmers.
11781     - - -
11782     Seeing my great fault
11783     Through darkening blue windows
11784     I begin again
11785     - - -
11786     The code was willing,
11787     It considered your request,
11788     But the chips were weak.
11789     - - -
11790     Printer not ready.
11791     Could be a fatal error.
11792     Have a pen handy?
11793     - - -
11794     Server's poor response
11795     Not quick enough for browser.
11796     Timed out, plum blossom.
11797     - - -
11798     Chaos reigns within.
11799     Reflect, repent, and reboot.
11800     Order shall return.
11801     - - -
11802     Login incorrect.
11803     Only perfect spellers may
11804     enter this system.
11805     - - -
11806     This site has been moved.
11807     We'd tell you where, but then we'd
11808     have to delete you.
11809     - - -
11810     ABORTED effort:
11811     Close all that you have.
11812     You ask way too much.
11813     - - -
11814     First snow, then silence.
11815     This thousand dollar screen dies
11816     so beautifully.
11817     - - -
11818     With searching comes loss
11819     and the presence of absence:
11820     "My Novel" not found.
11821     - - -
11822     The Tao that is seen
11823     Is not the true Tao, until
11824     You bring fresh toner.
11825     - - -
11826     The Web site you seek
11827     cannot be located but
11828     endless others exist
11829     - - -
11830     Stay the patient course
11831     Of little worth is your ire
11832     The network is down
11833     - - -
11834     A crash reduces
11835     your expensive computer
11836     to a simple stone.
11837     - - -
11838     There is a chasm
11839     of carbon and silicon
11840     the software can't bridge
11841     - - -
11842     To have no errors
11843     Would be life without meaning
11844     No struggle, no joy
11845     - - -
11846     You step in the stream,
11847     but the water has moved on.
11848     This page is not here.
11849     - - -
11850     No keyboard present
11851     Hit F1 to continue
11852     Zen engineering?
11853     - - -
11854     Hal, open the file
11855     Hal, open the damn file, Hal
11856     open it, please Hal
11857     - - -
11858     Out of memory.
11859     We wish to hold the whole sky,
11860     But we never will.
11861     - - -
11862     Having been erased,
11863     The document you're seeking
11864     Must now be retyped.
11865     - - -
11866     The ten thousand things
11867     How long do any persist?
11868     Netscape, too, has gone.
11869     - - -
11870     Rather than a beep
11871     Or a rude error message,
11872     These words: "File not found."
11873     - - -
11874     Serious error.
11875     All shortcuts have disappeared
11876     Screen. Mind. Both are blank.
11877 root 1.387 %
11878 root 1.1 "The obvious mathematical breakthrough would be development of an easy way
11879     to factor large prime numbers." -- Bill Gates from "The Road Ahead," p. 265.
11880 root 1.387 %
11881 root 1.1 > What is the Windows equivalent of the first line used for
11882     > UNIX (#!/usr/local/bin/perl) that tells where the Perl interpreter is?
11883    
11884     Windows hasn't gotten quite as far in functionality as, say, BSD Unix in the
11885     early 1980s.
11886 root 1.387 %
11887 root 1.1 > I have a chat script, that will work fine for a bit then after a while
11888     > the private messages will stop working. It might be because I changed
11889     > something, but chances are that isn't the case. I re-install a fresh
11890     > copy, paths are correct, and they still don't work
11891    
11892     I think you are experiencing GOVERNMENT CONTROL. You see, everyone
11893     with a chat script is being scrutinised by the department of CHAT
11894     control. Whenever they see some message they don't like, they
11895     introduce some little goblin called feature-creep in your program. if
11896     you have lots of these little devils, your program migth acquire so
11897     many new features that it just stops working.
11898    
11899     This also applies to Microsoft products.
11900    
11901     > Does it make sense for certain features to just not work?! If you can
11902     > help, or have suggestions, get back to me, PLEASE:)
11903    
11904     Yes, it makes perfect sense. Especially if they're features which
11905     really are bugs. And especially if they're 'private' messages. You
11906     know perfectly well that the government doesn't like private messages.
11907    
11908     Hope this explains what's going on
11909     Martien Verbruggen
11910 root 1.387 %
11911 root 1.1 ...code? If you're on a misconfigured NT server (is that redundant?), you...
11912 root 1.387 %
11913 root 1.1 X11R6.1-based free X server compiles, links and crashes under IRIX(TM).
11914 root 1.387 %
11915 root 1.1 -------------- please bite here ------------- bitte hier abbeissen ---------
11916 root 1.387 %
11917 root 1.1 "Frag mal, auf was fuer uptimes man kommt, wenn man Software-Entwicklung
11918     unter NT macht..." "Das koennen bis zu dreissig Minuten werden - in der
11919     Mittagspause." -- Andreas Bogk, Kai Fett, de.alt.sysadmin.recovery
11920 root 1.387 %
11921 root 1.1 > ++ A lot of posters here have .sigs that include perl one liners.
11922     > ++ Is there a safe way to run them, and be assured that they wont
11923     > ++ damage and/or erase files? (or e-mail off my shadow file)
11924     >
11925     > Just make sure you understand it ;)
11926    
11927     I nominate Abigail for best response of the year with this one. Come to
11928     think of it, I nominate it for best response of next year, too.
11929 root 1.387 %
11930 root 1.1 Your moderator will be spending the next week on a beach on a small island
11931     where the phones don't work very well, so there won't be any comp.compilers
11932     until the 28th. Any messages you send in will wait here until I get back and
11933     should be posted on March 1st or 2nd.
11934 root 1.387 %
11935 root 1.1 But now, in comp.lang.perl.misc, you have a bunch of people who aren't
11936     even asking how to make the pieces fit together, but what the
11937     individual pieces are. ("How do I get my lego project to roll accross
11938     the table?" "You use one of those pieces that have the wheels
11939     attached.") Or questions that aren't about building at all. ("The
11940     motor stopped moving. How do I get it to start again?" "The batteries
11941     are probably dead. You can buy new batteries at any department or
11942     convienience store.")
11943 root 1.387 %
11944 root 1.1 : how do i make my perl script run?
11945     Get up at 91 minutes before dawn, clothe yourself in neon green body
11946 root 1.387 %
11947 root 1.1 for some reason Windoze users don't seem to expect docs to come with an archive
11948 root 1.424 >>> ToiLeTGoD
11949 root 1.1
11950     Well, well.. I always wondered who/what made that flush thingy work.
11951     Pretty cool name, dude. (not)
11952 root 1.387 %
11953 root 1.1 Ummm...create "comp.lang.perl.wizards", make it moderated and all posts,
11954     including xposts, go into /dev/null. Most FAQers won't have the Usenet
11955     background to understand that such groups are either a) a wasteland
11956     populated (briefly) by persons like themselves, or b) point to /dev/null.
11957 root 1.387 %
11958 root 1.1 Lazy people never bother to actually read the manual. Instead they (like
11959     kids) pick something with big, colorful buttons.
11960     -- Eugene Tyurin <gene@insti.physics.sunysb.edu>
11961 root 1.387 %
11962 root 1.1 The Average Person's Axioms of First Order Predicate Logic:
11963     (A => B) => (B => A)
11964     (There exists) x A(x) => (For all) x A(x)
11965     (A => C) & (B => C) => (A => B) - Warren Vonroeschlaub
11966 root 1.387 %
11967 root 1.1 cal 9 1752
11968 root 1.387 %
11969 root 1.1 Installing unix fixes the [VMS] bug.
11970     -Barry Shein
11971 root 1.387 %
11972 root 1.1 And this horrible free-for-all will be left to children wondering around
11973     by themselves in the dark because they refuse to turn on the light and
11974     read the manual.
11975 root 1.387 %
11976 root 1.1 "SPARC" is "CRAPS" backwards --Rob Pike
11977 root 1.387 %
11978 root 1.1 I increasingly begin to understand why some universities require
11979     that its compsci majors study the Euclid's Prime Number Theorem,
11980     the Fundamental Theorem of Calculus, Cantor's Diagonalization Proof,
11981     Goedel's Incompleteness Theorem, and the ramifications of Halting Problem
11982     in everyday life. These may not be involved in daily programming, but
11983     it helps develop a rigorous mind. And it gives those who would progress
11984     from typist to word-processor devotee to HTML documenter to CGI scripter
11985     to distributed multithreaded operating systems design specialist cause
11986     for pause. You just can't do that without proper training.
11987 root 1.387 %
11988 root 1.1 comp.lang.perl.i'm-from-microsoft-so-won't-read-documentation
11989 root 1.387 %
11990 root 1.1 I suggest you install a newsserver, and keep a local spool. Anything else
11991     is too much work, and fairly silly. The Internet has catupulted even
11992     the Wintel victims past the days of BBS toys.
11993 root 1.387 %
11994 root 1.1 > Help help! Pls advise me thru email.
11995    
11996     I advise you to buy a new keyboard; one that has all the keys you
11997     need.
11998 root 1.387 %
11999 root 1.1 Christian Fundamentalism: The doctrine that there is an absolutely
12000     powerful, infinitely knowledgeable, universe spanning entity that is
12001     deeply and personally concerned about my sex life.
12002 root 1.387 %
12003 root 1.1 I find the first particularly useful in destroying the miswrapped
12004     lines stemming from brain-damaged "it's just another word processor"
12005     newsreaders. You know,
12006     those postings that always seem to go to the edge of the line and then
12007     back
12008     again to the start, as this paragraph has. These are just too painful
12009     to read. Just kill them. It's not worth your time trying to figure
12010     out what they're saying.
12011 root 1.387 %
12012 root 1.1 It is most annoying to receive junk mail describing how to purchase 93
12013     million addresses, while knowing that yours is one of them.
12014 root 1.387 %
12015 root 1.1 I'm surprised Tom, how could it miss the "X-Mailer: Mozilla 4.01 [en] (WinNT;
12016     U)" header line? Personally, I find the attempted use of Netscape as a
12017     newsreader even worse then the attempted use of WinNT as an OS. :-)
12018    
12019     But the combination.... *sutters*
12020 root 1.387 %
12021 root 1.1 Hm... my new killfile isn't detecting you're posting from Windows.
12022     Darn it.
12023 root 1.387 %
12024 root 1.1 At least he didn't post in all caps.
12025 root 1.387 %
12026 root 1.1 http://language.perl.com/CPAN-local/doc/FAQs/cgi/idiots-guide.html
12027 root 1.387 %
12028 root 1.1 I think the biggest problem with M.S.A. is that the scripts work for Matt, but
12029     the majority of people trying to use them are from the
12030     "Wintel/AOL/FrontPage/push-a-button/HTML-is-programming/no-programming-required"
12031     school of non-learning. It isn't a problem with the code, per se, but with those
12032     trying to use it.
12033 root 1.387 %
12034 root 1.1 "Linux can emulate an C64 on my AMDK6PR200 at full speed. Windows can't."
12035 root 1.387 %
12036 root 1.1 cdog wrote:
12037     >
12038     > Is this group active?
12039     No.
12040    
12041     If you had spent half a second LOOKING at the group before posting, you
12042     probably could have come to that conclusion yourself.
12043    
12044     On a personal note, I died 3 years, 8 days, 5 minutes, 16 seconds, and
12045     345 milliseconds ago, but who's counting.
12046 root 1.387 %
12047 root 1.1 "Security through obscurity is no security at all."
12048     -comp.lang.perl.misc newsgroup posting
12049 root 1.387 %
12050 root 1.1 "Windows 95 will now attempt to blow chunks across your primary partition.
12051     Press any key to continue..."
12052 root 1.387 %
12053 root 1.1 NT 5.0 is the last nail in the Unix coffin. Interestingly, Unix
12054     isn't in the coffin... It's wondering what the heck is sealing
12055     itself into a wooden box 6 feet underground...
12056 root 1.387 %
12057 root 1.1 The Wall St Journal (1996-01-22, page 1) reported that Cuba is
12058     considering jumping across the International Date Line, just so that
12059     it's the first into the year 2000. So it's possible you'll have to
12060     adjust your travel plans.
12061 root 1.387 %
12062 root 1.388 "Wo kämen wir hin, wenn alle sagten, wo kämen wir hin, und niemand ginge
12063     hin, um einmal zu schauen, wohin man käme, wenn man ginge." -- Kurt Marti
12064 root 1.387 %
12065 root 1.1 The Takeuchi function is a popular benchmark of function calling due to its
12066     highly recursive nature. It's defined as:
12067    
12068     tak x y z = z, if y >= x
12069     = tak (tak (x-1) y z) (tak (y - 1) z x) (tak (z - 1) x y), otherwise
12070    
12071     For this benchmark, the function is invoked as:
12072    
12073     tak 18 12 6
12074 root 1.387 %
12075 root 1.1 "Nobody will ever need more than 640k RAM!"
12076     -- Bill Gates
12077     "Windows 95 needs at least 8 MB RAM."
12078     -- Bill Gates
12079     "Nobody will ever need Windows 95."
12080     -- logical conclusion
12081 root 1.387 %
12082 root 1.1 Year Name James Bond Book
12083     - ---- -------------------------------- -------------- ----
12084     50's James Bond TV Series Barry Nelson
12085     1962 Dr. No Sean Connery 1958
12086     1963 From Russia With Love Sean Connery 1957
12087     1964 Goldfinger Sean Connery 1959
12088     1965 Thunderball Sean Connery 1961
12089     1967* Casino Royale David Niven 1954
12090     1967 You Only Live Twice Sean Connery 1964
12091     1969 On Her Majesty's Secret Service George Lazenby 1963
12092     1971 Diamonds Are Forever Sean Connery 1956
12093     1973 Live And Let Die Roger Moore 1955
12094     1974 The Man With The Golden Gun Roger Moore 1965
12095     1977 The Spy Who Loved Me Roger Moore 1962 (novelette)
12096     1979 Moonraker Roger Moore 1955
12097     1981 For Your Eyes Only Roger Moore 1960 (novelette)
12098     1983 Octopussy Roger Moore 1965
12099     1983* Never Say Never Again Sean Connery
12100     1985 A View To A Kill Roger Moore 1960 (novelette)
12101     1987 The Living Daylights Timothy Dalton 1965 (novelette)
12102     * -- Not a Broccoli production.
12103 root 1.387 %
12104 root 1.1 Windows NT: n.
12105     32-bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16-bit patch to an 8-bit
12106     operating system originally coded for a 4-bit microprocessor, written
12107     by a 2-bit company that can't stand for 1 bit of competition.
12108 root 1.387 %
12109 root 1.388 Auf der Kiste läuft EHNIX, das ist ZUNIX kompatibel.